History Funny / HowIMetYourMother

16th Apr '17 7:37:31 PM Mochitachan
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*** Also funny how Lily described her.
-->'''Ted''': ''(Flashback accoding to Lily)'' Hey, guys! This is "The Disgusting Smelly Hippie" I'm dating. \\
'''Ted''': I did NOT say that! \\
'''Lily''': Well, you might as well have.
9th Apr '17 1:12:27 PM nombretomado
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** Marshall, in turn, explained all his situations to Lily: Got in jail because he tackled Main/RussellBrand in Central Park because he thought he was Big Foot, got almost mauled by feeding a raccoon, made a robot with the TV and tackled Russell Brand '''''again'''''.

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** Marshall, in turn, explained all his situations to Lily: Got in jail because he tackled Main/RussellBrand Creator/RussellBrand in Central Park because he thought he was Big Foot, got almost mauled by feeding a raccoon, made a robot with the TV and tackled Russell Brand '''''again'''''.
24th Mar '17 7:00:06 AM Winters15
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** The hilarious moment when Marshall actually shaves his head. His SlasherSmile as he turns around seals the deal.
6th Mar '17 2:55:44 PM Wyldchyld
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--> [[FetishFuel "I spank my own ass!"]]

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--> [[FetishFuel "I spank my own ass!"]]ass!"
25th Feb '17 11:53:37 AM nombretomado
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** Robin is trying to come up with ways for Barney to take her back, including dressing as AngelinaJolie. When they fail she turns to Lily, who suggests getting freaky with another girl while trying to jump Robin's bones. When Robin misses the extremely strong hints to pick her Lily is ''pissed.'' '''And''' Lily missed the baby crawling again.

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** Robin is trying to come up with ways for Barney to take her back, including dressing as AngelinaJolie.Creator/AngelinaJolie. When they fail she turns to Lily, who suggests getting freaky with another girl while trying to jump Robin's bones. When Robin misses the extremely strong hints to pick her Lily is ''pissed.'' '''And''' Lily missed the baby crawling again.
29th Dec '16 10:40:15 AM nombretomado
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** Barney's DavidLetterman impression.

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** Barney's DavidLetterman Creator/DavidLetterman impression.
28th Dec '16 9:24:31 PM Lightning4119
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** Also from Splitsville, Barney sitting cross-legged on Marshall's back as Marshall does push-ups.
-->'''Barney''': ''[in between counting out the push-ups]'' When did you become able to do this??
20th Dec '16 10:19:38 AM BobSaget9
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* During the montage of interventions the group has given each other, one is for Marshall wearing a Dr. Seuss-esque tall, striped hat. Robin's contribution is delivered in Seuss style iambic tetrameter.
-->"''Dear Marshall, I do not like that stupid hat, I want to beat it with a bat. Or maybe stab it with a fork; it makes you look like such a dork.''"
** It all starts with an intervention for Stuart's drinking. It's heartwarming, yes, but then Barney busts in with a bottle of alcohol, thinking they're celebrating Stuart's birthday and he's about to drink and get crazy.
--->'''Barney''': People don't want Bruce Banner, they want the Hulk! Hulk! Hulk! Hulk! What? ''[Lily whispers in his ear]'' [[OhCrap Oh.]] ''[laughs nervously]'' Well, that's what I get for skimming the e-vite.


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* During the montage of interventions the group has given each other, one is for Marshall wearing a Dr. Seuss-esque tall, striped hat. Robin's contribution is delivered in Seuss style iambic tetrameter.
-->"''Dear Marshall, I do not like that stupid hat, I want to beat it with a bat. Or maybe stab it with a fork; it makes you look like such a dork.''"
** It all starts with an intervention for Stuart's drinking. It's heartwarming, yes, but then Barney busts in with a bottle of alcohol, thinking they're celebrating Stuart's birthday and he's about to drink and get crazy.
--->'''Barney''': People don't want Bruce Banner, they want the Hulk! Hulk! Hulk! Hulk! What? ''[Lily whispers in his ear]'' [[OhCrap Oh.]] ''[laughs nervously]'' Well, that's what I get for skimming the e-vite.
31st Oct '16 1:52:59 PM Morgenthaler
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* The ShoutOut to ''TheWire.'' Made funnier that her FormerTeenRebel stories were the most extreme, hers were the only ones to turn out to be true and when she goes back to her old stomping ground she gets the same panic stricken reaction, enjoying that she's still a BadAss.

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* The ShoutOut to ''TheWire.'' Made funnier that her FormerTeenRebel stories were the most extreme, hers were the only ones to turn out to be true and when she goes back to her old stomping ground she gets the same panic stricken reaction, enjoying that she's still a BadAss.badass.
16th Sep '16 6:31:27 PM Lightning4119
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* "As Fast As She Can"
** Ted's breaking down over not being able to design a building shaped like a cowboy hat, calling it a "sick cosmic joke" that this is what his career has come to.
-->'''Robin''': You just need to get out of the house. Take a walk. Get a bagel.
-->'''Ted''': Yeah. Yeah, that'll solve everything. I haven't slept for thirty-four hours, but a ''bagel'' is the answer. A cinnamon raisin bagel, with a little cream cheese! ''[{{beat}}]'' Actually that sounds pretty good, I'm gonna get a bagel.
** Marshall and Ted acting like the charts he kept messing around with were drugs.
-->'''Ted''': You wouldn't stop using, so we flushed your stash!
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