History Funny / HowIMetYourMother

10th Sep '17 1:19:13 PM GoldenKeyblade
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--->'''Marshall''': ''[{{beat}}]'' No idea.

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--->'''Marshall''': ''[{{beat}}]'' [[EvenTheSubtitlerIsStumped No idea.]]
3rd Sep '17 10:08:13 PM no_name86
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** "Can I tell you an embarrassing story?" "Is it the one going on right now?"

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** "Can I tell you an embarrassing story?" "Is it the this one going on taking place right now?"
25th Aug '17 11:54:08 AM Silverblade2
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-->'''Grandma Lois''': When I was a girl, my mother taught my sister and I to use it. We used to have contests to see who could finish faster. It was so exciting, the whole family would gather around to watch. And then, when I was a new bride, this is what kept me busy, all those long nights when your grandfather was in Korea.

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-->'''Grandma Lois''': When I was a girl, my mother taught my sister and I to use it. We used to have contests to see who could finish faster. It was so exciting, the whole family would gather around to watch. And then, when I was a new bride, this is what kept me busy, all those long nights when your grandfather was in Korea. And speaking of your grandfather, though I don't think he'd care to admit this to any of his army buddies, but he'd have a go at it every once in a while. And he enjoyed it!
19th Jul '17 3:49:41 AM Argon2
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* Barney's Poem about the Sexless Innkeeper

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** Lily decides to help Marshall get over his guilt by letting him watch her stripper doppelganger. Then she gets into it and throws the stripper money.
-->'''Lily:''' Crawl for it.
* Barney's Poem poem about the Sexless InnkeeperInnkeeper.
27th Jun '17 8:52:07 AM Hyrin
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** Robin, inexplicably dressed in a bright purple unitard, leaps into Marshall's arms, tells him to run as she somersaults away while they're being chased by somersaulting women in similar brightly colored unitards.

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** Robin, inexplicably dressed in a bright purple unitard, leaps into Marshall's arms, arms[[note]]She has him describe the biggest fish he ever caught, then drops into his outstretched arms [[/note]], tells him to run as she somersaults away while they're being chased by somersaulting women in similar brightly colored unitards.
27th Jun '17 8:44:57 AM Hyrin
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*** Makes sense when you realize that [[spoiler: she's hiding her pregnancy worries from everyone and probably just let it slip from stress and her usual inability to keep a secret.]]
21st Jun '17 10:50:59 AM santos32
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*** In his quest to try and piss Ted and Barney off, he has this:
--> '''Marshall:''' ''Film/ThePhantomMenace'' is by far the best Star Wars movie.
--> (*{{Beat}}* as Ted and Barney stare at each other)
--> '''Barney:''' [[BlatantLies It ages well; that's the thing.]] (as Ted nods)
10th Jun '17 10:43:37 AM nombretomado
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* The ShoutOut to ''TheWire.'' Made funnier that her FormerTeenRebel stories were the most extreme, hers were the only ones to turn out to be true and when she goes back to her old stomping ground she gets the same panic stricken reaction, enjoying that she's still a badass.

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* The ShoutOut to ''TheWire.''Series/TheWire.'' Made funnier that her FormerTeenRebel stories were the most extreme, hers were the only ones to turn out to be true and when she goes back to her old stomping ground she gets the same panic stricken reaction, enjoying that she's still a badass.
2nd Jun '17 12:21:21 PM BobSaget9
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-->'''Marshall:''' The only people who haven't seen ''StarWars'' are the characters in ''Star Wars''! And that's 'cause they ''lived'' 'em, Ted! They ''lived'' the Star Wars!

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-->'''Marshall:''' --->'''Marshall:''' The only people who haven't seen ''StarWars'' are the characters in ''Star Wars''! And that's 'cause they ''lived'' 'em, Ted! They ''lived'' the Star Wars!



--->'''Ted''': We did it, you masturbating little bastard!

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--->'''Ted''': ---->'''Ted''': We did it, you masturbating little bastard!
2nd Jun '17 12:20:02 PM BobSaget9
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*** The CheshireCatGrin that Marshall shows while saying it, specially the "and then I'm gonna slap you in your face" part, makes it even funnier.



*** The CheshireCatGrin that Marshall shows while saying it, specially the "and then I'm gonna slap you in your face" part, makes it even funnier.
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