History Funny / HowIMetYourMother

25th Feb '17 11:53:37 AM nombretomado
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** Robin is trying to come up with ways for Barney to take her back, including dressing as AngelinaJolie. When they fail she turns to Lily, who suggests getting freaky with another girl while trying to jump Robin's bones. When Robin misses the extremely strong hints to pick her Lily is ''pissed.'' '''And''' Lily missed the baby crawling again.

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** Robin is trying to come up with ways for Barney to take her back, including dressing as AngelinaJolie.Creator/AngelinaJolie. When they fail she turns to Lily, who suggests getting freaky with another girl while trying to jump Robin's bones. When Robin misses the extremely strong hints to pick her Lily is ''pissed.'' '''And''' Lily missed the baby crawling again.
29th Dec '16 10:40:15 AM nombretomado
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** Barney's DavidLetterman impression.

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** Barney's DavidLetterman Creator/DavidLetterman impression.
28th Dec '16 9:24:31 PM Lightning4119
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** Also from Splitsville, Barney sitting cross-legged on Marshall's back as Marshall does push-ups.
-->'''Barney''': ''[in between counting out the push-ups]'' When did you become able to do this??
20th Dec '16 10:19:38 AM BobSaget9
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* During the montage of interventions the group has given each other, one is for Marshall wearing a Dr. Seuss-esque tall, striped hat. Robin's contribution is delivered in Seuss style iambic tetrameter.
-->"''Dear Marshall, I do not like that stupid hat, I want to beat it with a bat. Or maybe stab it with a fork; it makes you look like such a dork.''"
** It all starts with an intervention for Stuart's drinking. It's heartwarming, yes, but then Barney busts in with a bottle of alcohol, thinking they're celebrating Stuart's birthday and he's about to drink and get crazy.
--->'''Barney''': People don't want Bruce Banner, they want the Hulk! Hulk! Hulk! Hulk! What? ''[Lily whispers in his ear]'' [[OhCrap Oh.]] ''[laughs nervously]'' Well, that's what I get for skimming the e-vite.


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* During the montage of interventions the group has given each other, one is for Marshall wearing a Dr. Seuss-esque tall, striped hat. Robin's contribution is delivered in Seuss style iambic tetrameter.
-->"''Dear Marshall, I do not like that stupid hat, I want to beat it with a bat. Or maybe stab it with a fork; it makes you look like such a dork.''"
** It all starts with an intervention for Stuart's drinking. It's heartwarming, yes, but then Barney busts in with a bottle of alcohol, thinking they're celebrating Stuart's birthday and he's about to drink and get crazy.
--->'''Barney''': People don't want Bruce Banner, they want the Hulk! Hulk! Hulk! Hulk! What? ''[Lily whispers in his ear]'' [[OhCrap Oh.]] ''[laughs nervously]'' Well, that's what I get for skimming the e-vite.
31st Oct '16 1:52:59 PM Morgenthaler
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* The ShoutOut to ''TheWire.'' Made funnier that her FormerTeenRebel stories were the most extreme, hers were the only ones to turn out to be true and when she goes back to her old stomping ground she gets the same panic stricken reaction, enjoying that she's still a BadAss.

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* The ShoutOut to ''TheWire.'' Made funnier that her FormerTeenRebel stories were the most extreme, hers were the only ones to turn out to be true and when she goes back to her old stomping ground she gets the same panic stricken reaction, enjoying that she's still a BadAss.badass.
16th Sep '16 6:31:27 PM Lightning4119
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* "As Fast As She Can"
** Ted's breaking down over not being able to design a building shaped like a cowboy hat, calling it a "sick cosmic joke" that this is what his career has come to.
-->'''Robin''': You just need to get out of the house. Take a walk. Get a bagel.
-->'''Ted''': Yeah. Yeah, that'll solve everything. I haven't slept for thirty-four hours, but a ''bagel'' is the answer. A cinnamon raisin bagel, with a little cream cheese! ''[{{beat}}]'' Actually that sounds pretty good, I'm gonna get a bagel.
** Marshall and Ted acting like the charts he kept messing around with were drugs.
-->'''Ted''': You wouldn't stop using, so we flushed your stash!
7th Aug '16 12:56:18 AM ShorinBJ
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-->'''Robin''': Yes daddy, I remember the bedtime stories. No, I'm talking about your facebook page.

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-->'''Robin''': Yes daddy, Yes, Daddy, I remember the bedtime stories. No, I'm talking about your facebook Facebook page.
7th Aug '16 12:34:34 AM ShorinBJ
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-->'''Security Guard''': This isn't my whole life/ I'm in a band. And we're gonna make it.

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-->'''Security Guard''': This isn't my whole life/ life. I'm in a band. And we're gonna make it.
7th Aug '16 12:28:48 AM ShorinBJ
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'''Lily''': Even Ernie Hudson begged you not to go throught with that! \\

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'''Lily''': Even Ernie Hudson begged you not to go throught through with that! \\
28th Jul '16 9:21:54 PM ShorinBJ
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** From the same episode, there's the discussion about Ted's habit of bringing "random skanks" to their gatherings.

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** From the same episode, there's There's the discussion about Ted's habit of bringing "random skanks" to their gatherings.



-->'''Robin''': Hey, I'm crying here.

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-->'''Robin''': Hey, I'm crying here.a little here.
** After the flashback to one of Ted's random skanks, a smelly hippie calling herself Strawberry, who ruined the celebration at a restuarant of Marshall's passing the bar by screaming "Meat is murder!" and throwing red paint on the chef:
-->'''Ted''': Okay, Strawberry was a mistake, but how could I have known that going in?
-->'''Barney, Robin, Marshall, and Lily''': Her name was STRAWBERRY!!!
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