History Funny / HowIMetYourMother

6th Feb '16 8:32:28 PM nombretomado
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* SWARLEY!!!!! ''[Cue {{Cheers}} theme song]''
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* SWARLEY!!!!! ''[Cue {{Cheers}} Series/{{Cheers}} theme song]''
21st Jan '16 7:26:50 PM Lightning4119
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** At the start of the episode, Barney asks Ted if his tie is okay. --->'''Ted''': Oh thank god. Barney Stinson needs your help the day of his wedding, you assume there's at least one dead hooker in the closet, right? ''[laughs, then checks the closet]''
19th Dec '15 6:56:45 PM Lightning4119
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** After Ted and Victoria kiss, both start freaking out, and Victoria blames herself. --->'''Victoria''': I invited you to wash my dishes, I said my oven needed cleaning! '''''I invited you into a porno!'''''
15th Dec '15 10:30:09 AM Lightning4119
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*** And after the big finish, where Barney has made it about as clear as possible that he cares more about the suits than the girl, he stops and says "then again, she is pretty hot." Bonus points for the look of confusion Lily gives him. --->'''Barney''': ''[back in the bedroom with the girl]'' I choose you. I'll get rid of my suits tomorrow. ''[looks over at his suit closet as the girl pulls him down on the bed and whispers]'' You guys are fine.
9th Dec '15 6:21:06 PM Lightning4119
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--->'''Kyle''': ''[looks at Barney incredulously]'' ''''''Are you Jesus?'''''
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--->'''Kyle''': ''[looks at Barney incredulously]'' ''''''Are '''''Are you Jesus?'''''
9th Dec '15 6:20:42 PM Lightning4119
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-->'''Guy 1''': Aren't you worried this guy might kill us? -->'''Guy 2''': We just put a down payment on adult-sized bunk beds. Would being killed really be so bad?
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-->'''Guy 1''': -->'''Justin''': Aren't you worried this guy might kill us? -->'''Guy 2''': -->'''Kyle''': We just put a down payment on adult-sized bunk beds. Would being killed really be so bad?bad? *** Later on, he suits them up, and then assures one of them that talking to women really is simple. --->'''Barney''': What's your name? --->'''Justin''': Justin. --->''[cut to them back at a party]'' --->'''Barney''': [[CatchPhrase Have you met Justin?]] --->'''Justin''': ''[shaking hands with the girl]'' So simple, so...elegant. --->'''Kyle''': That's it? You just walk up to someone you don't know and introduce them to your buddy? I don't know, that sounds kind of... --->'''Justin''': [[BorrowedCatchPhrase Have you met Kyle?]] --->'''Hot Chick''': Hi, Kyle! --->'''Kyle''': ''[looks at Barney incredulously]'' ''''''Are you Jesus?'''''
9th Dec '15 6:15:42 PM Lightning4119
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--->'''Guy 1''': Aren't you worried this guy might kill us? --->'''Guy 2''': We just put a down payment on adult-sized bunk beds. Would being killed really be so bad?
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--->'''Guy -->'''Guy 1''': Aren't you worried this guy might kill us? --->'''Guy -->'''Guy 2''': We just put a down payment on adult-sized bunk beds. Would being killed really be so bad?

--->'''Ted''': I do miss her sticky buns. --->'''Robin''': A euphemism? --->'''Ted''': Nope!
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--->'''Ted''': -->'''Ted''': I do miss her sticky buns. --->'''Robin''': -->'''Robin''': A euphemism? --->'''Ted''': -->'''Ted''': Nope!

---->'''Victoria''': You would never run off with a girl on the day of her wedding? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii- ---->'''Ted''': Okay that's a fair point. ---->'''Victoria''': I'm not done. -iiiiiight.
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---->'''Victoria''': --->'''Victoria''': You would never run off with a girl on the day of her wedding? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii- ---->'''Ted''': --->'''Ted''': Okay that's a fair point. ---->'''Victoria''': --->'''Victoria''': I'm not done. -iiiiiight.

---->'''Ted''': So this bakery...what kind of- ---->'''Victoria''': [[GenreSavvy You want me to send you some chocolate truffle streuselkuchen?]] ---->'''Ted''': ''Yes please you're the best!''
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---->'''Ted''': --->'''Ted''': So this bakery...what kind of- ---->'''Victoria''': --->'''Victoria''': [[GenreSavvy You want me to send you some chocolate truffle streuselkuchen?]] ---->'''Ted''': --->'''Ted''': ''Yes please you're the best!''
9th Dec '15 6:14:37 PM Lightning4119
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*** Ted turns out to have called her - now living in Germany - to find Robin's locket. ---->'''Ted''': So this bakery... ----
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*** Ted turns out to have called her - now living in Germany - to find Robin's locket. locket. She calls him out on wanting to blow up the wedding. ---->'''Victoria''': You would never run off with a girl on the day of her wedding? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii- ---->'''Ted''': Okay that's a fair point. ---->'''Victoria''': I'm not done. -iiiiiight. *** She promises to overnight it the locket, and then: ---->'''Ted''': So this bakery... ----bakery...what kind of- ---->'''Victoria''': [[GenreSavvy You want me to send you some chocolate truffle streuselkuchen?]] ---->'''Ted''': ''Yes please you're the best!''
9th Dec '15 6:10:33 PM Lightning4119
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---> '''Marshall''': You douched your pants.
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---> '''Marshall''': You douched deuced your pants.

-->'''Ted''': Your face looks like a "don't walk" signal
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-->'''Ted''': Your face looks like a "don't walk" signalsignal.

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-->'''Ted''': Your face looks like * From "Sunrise": ** Barney recruits two young guys to teach them how to live. He finds a "don't walk" signalstrip club out of nowhere. --->'''Guy 1''': Aren't you worried this guy might kill us? --->'''Guy 2''': We just put a down payment on adult-sized bunk beds. Would being killed really be so bad? ** Ted and Robin going over his top five past relationships. #2 of which is him and Marshall pretending to be gay so that they could help sell Barney's apartment. #1 is Victoria. Apparently, there's a running e-mail chain about it. --->'''Ted''': I do miss her sticky buns. --->'''Robin''': A euphemism? --->'''Ted''': Nope! *** Ted turns out to have called her - now living in Germany - to find Robin's locket. ---->'''Ted''': So this bakery... ----
30th Nov '15 9:58:06 PM DoctorSleep
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* '''BARNEY'S FAVORITE THINGS!!!!!!'''

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* ** '''BARNEY'S FAVORITE THINGS!!!!!!'''THINGS!!!!!!''' ** Robin takes a new job. When she's getting her photo taken for her ID, she gives her biggest and brightest smile. GilliganCut to her photo, which shows Robin mid-convulsion.
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