History Funny / HomeOnTheRange

* When Buck gets into a brief argument with the bovines, while Rico sees Buck doing foolish karate moves, leading him to think Buck is skittish and he chooses another horse.
-->'''Rico''': You boys heading back to town?\\
'''Rancher 1''': Yes, sir. We gotta go file a report with the Sheriff.\\
'''Rico''': Give him back his horse. This one's too skittish around ''cows.''\\
'''Buck''': And that, girls, is what makes me and Rico equal parts of one, lean, mean, crime-fighting-- ''(sees Rico ride off on another horse, disappearing into the distance)'' ...machine? (''[[JawDrop stares with a wide open jaw]]'')\\

** Second instance They lift up Slim's ''[[GoofyPrintUnderwear undies with cattle imprinted on them]].''

* Part of Alameda Slim's [[PaperThinDisguise disguise]] involves [[Franchise/{{Superman}} a pair of glasses]] that, when worn, make Slim completely unrecognizable to his idiot {{Mooks}}, ''even if they watch him putting on the glasses''. Then, during his VillainSong, one of the Mooks puts on the glasses, and the other two immediately freak out because they don't recognize him.

-->'''Jeb:''' Oh, get lost, you little cocktail wieners!

[[caption-width-right:350:Give it a rest, Grace!]]

'''Jeb''': Yeah, take that can and--WAIT! Hey, come back here, you bacon bits! Or I'll--\\

* Meta-example: One of the earlier cuts would've explained what Slim wanted to ''do'' with all those cows: He would've used them to storm Washington, DC, and become President in a ''coup de'tat''. Sadly, they thought it was "too bizarre" and cut it.
** Considering the rest of the show, they really shouldn't have. A villainous scheme that over the top would be entirely in place given that it's a show that attempts to be "Charlie's Angels except with cows".

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-->'''Slim''': Back in the day, I worked the highfalutinest ranches you ever seen, but those stuckup ranch bosses couldn't appreciate my talents.\\

'''Slim''': (''teeth grind'') My ''singing''? (''Bill gasps and clamps his hand over Phil's mouth as Slim slowly advances on them, holding his hot branding iron'') Songbirds ''sing''. Saloon gals ''sing''. Little bitty snot-nosed children ''sing''. I ''yodel''! And yodeling '''[[SuddenlyShouting IS AN ART!]]'''\\

'''Slim''': (''anger steadily rising'') My ''singing''? (''Bill gasps and clamps his hand over Phil's mouth as Slim slowly advances on them, holding his hot branding iron'') Songbirds ''sing''. Saloon gals ''sing''. Little bitty snot-nosed children ''sing''. I ''yodel''! And yodeling '''[[SuddenlyShouting IS AN ART!]]'''\\

-->'''Slim''': Back in the day, I worked the highfalutinest ranches you ever seen, but those stuckup ranch bosses couldn't appreciate my talents.

-->'''Phil''': Maybe they just didn't like your singing
-->'''Slim''': (''anger steadily rising'') My ''singing''? (''Bill gasps and clamps his hand over Phil's mouth as Slim slowly advances on them, holding his hot branding iron'') Songbirds ''sing''. Saloon gals ''sing''. Little bitty snot-nosed children ''sing''. I ''yodel''! And yodeling '''[[SuddenlyShouting IS AN ART!]]'''\\

'''Bill''': Well, maybe they just didn't like your yodeling. (''Phil clamps his hand over Bill's mouth and both dodge as Slim furiously swipes his branding iron at them.'')

--> My ''singing''? Birds ''sing''. Saloon gals ''sing''. Little bitty snot-nosed children ''sing''. I ''yodel''! And yodeling '''[[SuddenlyShouting IS AN ART!]]'''

'''Buck''': And that, girls, is what makes me and Rico equal parts of one, lean, mean, crime-fighting-- ''(sees Rico ride off on another horse, disappearing into the distance)'' ...machine?\\

** Poor Buck is just [[JawDrop staring with a wide open jaw]] as soon as he sees Rico ride off for the rest of the scene.

-->'''Piggy''': We're sorry, Mrs. Calloway.\\

'''Jeb''': (''with an enormous stockpile of cans right beside him'') [[BlatantLies Uh...no.]] [[ImplausibleDeniability Not really.]]

* Part of Alameda Slim's [[PaperThinDisguise disguise]] involves [[Franchise/{{Superman}} a pair of glasses]] that, when worn, make Slim completely unrecognizable to his idiot {{Mooks}}, ''even if they watch him putting on the glasses''. Then, during his VillainSong, one of the Mooks puts on the glasses, and the other two immediately freak out because they don't recognize him.
* Slim's [[BerserkButton reaction]] to one of the Willie brothers referring to his yodeling as "singing".
--> My ''singing''? Birds ''sing''. Saloon gals ''sing''. Little bitty snot-nosed children ''sing''. I ''yodel''! And yodeling '''[[SuddenlyShouting IS AN ART!]]'''
* "I gave up clown college for this?"
* Maggie's reaction to Grace singing "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain".
--> She'd better hurry up around that mountain, 'cause I can't take this much longer.
* When one of the Willie brothers moves his head from Slim's map, and Slim notices Patch of Heaven on his map (shown to be the exact same shape of the minion's head, always blocked).
-->'''Slim''': Uh, Gil? Am I correct in assuming that each and every time we brought a herd back to this secret lair, you've managed to ''sit in the exact same spot, blocking that choice-piece of property from my view?!''
-->'''Gil''': [[CompletelyMissingThePoint This is my comfy place.]] What? (''Slim grabs him by the throat'')\\
'''Phil''': It's called "Patch of Heaven", Uncle Slim. Goes on auction Thursday morning.\\
'''Slim''': (''his fury promptly replaced with eagerness'') Perfect! (''drops Gil'') Pencil it in. Thursday morning--right after we sell off this herd.\\
'''Bill''': But it's just a lil' ol' dirt farm.\\
'''Slim''': Ah, what's the difference? When you're talking revenge, every last acre... counts
* Buck tricking Rico's horse into running away and as he gloats
-->'''Buck''': So long, sucker! He must be takin' stupid lessons from that buffalo. ''([[RightBehindMe Junior the Buffalo snorts down Buck's neck]])'' [[OhCrap Uh-oh!]]

'''All''': ''Which ain't easy when your chaps are labeled'' '''''XXXXL!'''''

'''Jeb''': (''with a stockpile of cans right beside him'') [[BlatantLies Uh...no.]] [[ImplausibleDeniability Not really.]]

--> My ''singing''? Birds ''sing''. Saloon gals ''sing''. Little bitty snot-nosed children ''sing''. I ''yodel''. And yodeling '''[[SeriousBusiness is an art!!!]]'''

** Second instance They lift up Slim's ''[[GoofyPrintUnderwear undies with cattle imprinted on them]] ''.

'''All''': ''He's a pioneered Pied Piper in ten-gallon underpants!''

* When one of the Willie brothers moves his head from Slim's map, and Slim notices Patch of Heaven on his map (shown to be the exact same shape of the minion's head, always blocked)

* At the beginning where Jeb the goat steals the Piggie's tin can. And Grace being the pacifist she is, tries to sort it out.

** Before that, there was this exchange.
-->'''Piggies:''' CAN HOG! CAN HOG! CAN HOG! CAN HOG!
-->'''Jeb:''' Oh get lost, you little cocktail wieners!

'''Piggy''': KILL THE GOAT!! (''they attack Jeb'')

-->'''Gil''': [[CompletelyMissingThePoint This is my comfy place.]]

'''Jeb''': Yeah take that can and--WAIT! Come back here, you bacon bits--\\

** Poor Buck is just staring with a wide open jaw as soon as he sees Rico ride off for the rest of the scene.

* During Slim's villain song the Willies show off his butt

'''Bob''': Maybe we can help each other?
** This gem when the longhorns are panicking about the arrival of Slim