History Funny / HomeOnTheRange

'''Mrs. Calloway''': You have exactly two seconds to remove your hoof...before I snap it off at the knee.\\

(''Calloway whacks him, sending him to the ground'']

** Considering the rest of the show, the really shouldn't have. A villainous scheme that over the top would be entirely in place given that it's a show that attempts to be "Charlie's Angels except with cows".

* When the Willy Brother moves his head from Slim's map, and Slim notices Patch of Heaven on his map (Shown to be the exact same shape of the minion's head, always blocked)

'''Buck''': And that, girls, is what makes me and Rico equal parts of one, lean, mean, crime-fighting-- ''(sees Rico ride off on another horse, disappearing into the distance)'' ...machine?\\

** 1st instance they pull the band of is britches revealing the label

** Second instance They lift up Slim's ''[[GoofyPrintUnderwear undies with cattle imprinted on them]] ''

'''Buck''': And that, girls, is what makes me and Rico equal parts of one, lean, mean, crime-fighting--\\
''(sees Rico ride off on another horse, disappearing into the distance)''\\
'''Buck''': ...machine?\\

-->'''Buck''': So long, sucker! He must be takin' stupid lessons from that buffalo.
--->''([[RightBehindMe Junior the Buffalo snorts down Buck's neck]])''
-->'''Buck''': [[OhCrap Uh-oh!]]

-->'''Slim''': Uh, Gil? Am I correct in assuming that each and every time we brought a herd back to this secret lair, you've managed ''to sit in the exact same spot, blocking that choice-piece of property from my view?!''

* When the Willy Brother moves his head from Slim's map, and Slim notices Patch of Heaven on his map (Shown to be the exact same shape of the Minion's head, always blocked)
-->'''Slim''': Uh, Gil? Am I correct in assuming that each and every time we brought a herd back to this secret lair, you've managed to sit in the ''exact same spot, blocking that choice-piece of property from my view?!''

--> Considering the rest of the show, the really shouldn't have. A villainous scheme that over the top would be entirely in place given that it's a show that attempts to be "Charlie's Angels except with cows".

* Meta-example: One of the earlier cuts would've explained what Slim wanted to ''do'' with all those cows: He would've used them to storm Washington, DC, and become President in a ''coup de'tat''. Sadly, they thought it was "too bizarre" and cut it.

'''Jeb''': (''with a stockpile of cans right beside him'') [[ImplausibleDeniability Uh...no. Not really.]]

-->'''Buck''': So long sucker! He must be takin' stupid lessons from that buffalo.

-->'''Bob''': Don't worry, darlin' I'll protect you.\\

'''Jeb''': (''with a stockpile of cans right beside him'') [[BlatantLies Uh...no. Not really.]]

(''Calloway whacks him, sending him to the ground'']

* When The Willy Brother moves his head from Slim's map, and Slim notices Patch of Heaven on his map (Shown to be the exact same shape of the Minion's head, always blocked)
-->'''Slim''': Uh Gil? Am I correct in assuming that each and every time we brought a herd back to this secret lair, you've managed to sit in the ''exact same spot, blocking that choice-piece of property from my view?!''

''"Bob''': Maybe we can help each other?

** Second instance ''They lift up Slim's [[GoofyPrintUnderwear undies with cattle imprinted on them]] ''

'''All''': ''He's a pioneered Pied Piper in ten-gallon underpants!''

-->'''Rico''': You boy's heading back to town?\\

'''Maggie''': Well, well, well, stud. Now I'm no professional, but I'd say the only mano a mano you'll be doing is ''in your dreams!'' Look out, Buck! He's makin' a move on your left flank! Kaboosh!

'''Jeb''': You don't get this whole farm concept do you sister?\\

'''Piggy''': KILL THE GOAT!! (''they attack Jab'')

'''Maggie''': Well, well, well, stud. Now I'm no professional, but I'd say the only mano a mano you'll be doin' is ''in your dreams!'' Look out, Buck! He's makin' a move on your left flank! Kaboosh!

'''Mrs. Calloway''': Well...there it is then.\\
'''Maggie''': Well, well, well, stud. Now I'm no professional but I'd say the only mano a mano you'll be doin' is ''in your dreams!'' Look out, Buck! He's makin' a move on your left lank! Kaboosh!

-->'''Buck''': Ugh! Who put this here?

'''Jeb''': (''with a stockpile of cans right beside him'') [[BlatantLies Uh...no. Not really.]]

-->'''Buck''': [[OhCrap Uh-oh!]]

* Buck tricking Rico's horse into running away and as he gloats

--->''(RightBehindMe Junior the Buffalo snorts down Buck's neck)''

-->'''Slim''': Uh Gil? Am I correct in assuming that each and every time we brought a herd back to this secret lair, you've managed to sit in the ''exact same spot,'' blocking that choice-piece of property from my view?!
-->'''Gil''': [[CompletelyMissingThePoint This is my comfy place.]]

--> She'd better hurry up around that mountain, 'cause I can't take this much longer.