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17th Jan '17 7:58:42 AM crazysamaritan
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-->'''Tim:''' It wasn't green, [[NoExceptYes it was avocado, almost melon!]]

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-->'''Tim:''' [[DistinctionWithoutADifference It wasn't green, [[NoExceptYes it was avocado, almost melon!]]



* The fact that Tim is [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ9Xk0Lln5Y so accident prone]] that he knows all the hospital staff by name thanks to how often he winds up there.
** He even has a coffee mug with his name on it.

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* The fact that Tim is [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ9Xk0Lln5Y so accident prone]] that he knows all the hospital staff by name thanks to how often he winds up there.
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there. He even has a coffee mug with his name on it.
4th Jan '17 2:18:36 PM MikeW
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* Jill is horrified when she realizes after a major snowstorm that she left Tim's beloved classic car outside with its hood down. She brings it to the garage, staring in shock at how the car is covered inside and out by snow and Tim is going to be outraged. When she wonders how this could happen, Brad brings down the house with his reply.
-->'''Brad''': They say when married people have been together long enough, they start acting like each other.
30th Aug '16 9:45:48 PM wyattte
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** Another one involving suits, from season 3's "The Colonel", there's a RunningGag throughout referencing [[https://youtu.be/uaRhSXX2tp8?t=1m24s a tacky green suit Tim has]], ending with a good solid ChekhovsGag.
-->'''Tim:''' It wasn't green, [[NoExceptYes it was avocado, almost melon!]]
4th Jun '16 2:22:34 AM Fuzy2K
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* In one episode, Al becomes part owner of Harry's Hardware. He puts up a "No Free Coffee" sign to deter "freeloaders", to which Benny (who is currently enjoying a cup of coffee without buying anything) complains, as he now has to pay for his coffee. He asks to borrow money from Harry, who gives it to Benny, who gives it to Al, who gives it back to Harry, who puts it right back into the cash register.

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* In one episode, Al becomes part owner of Harry's Hardware. He puts up a "No Free Coffee" sign to deter "freeloaders", to which causing Benny (who is currently enjoying a cup of coffee without buying anything) complains, to complain, as he now has to pay for his coffee. He asks to borrow money from Harry, who gives it to Benny, who gives it to Al, who gives it back to Harry, who puts it right back into the cash register.
4th Jun '16 2:21:31 AM Fuzy2K
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*In one episode, Al becomes part owner of Harry's Hardware. He puts up a "No Free Coffee" sign to deter "freeloaders", to which Benny (who is currently enjoying a cup of coffee without buying anything) complains, as he now has to pay for his coffee. He asks to borrow money from Harry, who gives it to Benny, who gives it to Al, who gives it back to Harry, who puts it right back into the cash register.
28th May '16 4:39:47 PM lorgskyegon
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** He even has a coffee mug with his name on it.
13th Mar '16 11:12:11 AM HumanTorch2
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* Every instance of "[[{{RunningGag}} The Man's (Placeholder)]]".
10th Dec '15 5:38:21 PM AriRockefeller
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* In one episode, they're building a rocking chair, and demonstrating how to carve the legs with a lathe, which Al is using. Tim then [[RealityEnsues drops some info about safety around a device that spins (in this case) a piece of wood at hundreds of RPMs]], saying that it can be a major safety hazard; this was why he specifically was not wearing a tie. Which is all fine and good, until...
-->'''Tim''': ...and no loose clothing! ''(his entire shirt gets snatched off at once with a loud '''FWIP''', and is spun around the leg of the chair)''
7th Nov '15 6:13:18 PM DrakeClawfang
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* This gem.
-->'''Jill:''' Remember what Freud said, 'there are no accidents'. \\
'''Wilson:''' With all due respect to Freud, I don't think he ever watched Tool Time.
2nd Nov '15 12:19:51 PM SpukiKitty
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* In a First Season episode (''Flying Sauces''The same one with the 'Dipstick Kebab'...in fact it follows that scene), Brad & Randy convince little Mark that they and the parents are evil space aliens. Tim & Jill get wind of this, inform Mark that the big brothers are messing with him and hatch a most brilliant scheme to get back at Randy & Brad involving stuff like [[https://youtu.be/OHHb74qyAdE?t=16m47s Christmas lights the music of Iron Butterfly.]] Also doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.

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* In a First Season episode (''Flying Sauces''The Sauces''; The same one with the 'Dipstick Kebab'...in fact it follows that scene), Brad & Randy convince little Mark that they and the parents are evil space aliens. Tim & Jill get wind of this, inform Mark that the big brothers are messing with him and hatch a most brilliant scheme to get back at Randy & Brad involving Brad. It involves stuff like [[https://youtu.be/OHHb74qyAdE?t=16m47s Christmas lights the music of Iron Butterfly.]] Also doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.
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