History Funny / HocusPocus

'''Mary:''' ''(holding up a facial mask)'' Look, 'tis the face of a child!

-->'''Pritchett:''' OH PRAISE GOD! ''(The crowd murmurs disapproval with one woman shouting “Blasphemy!”) I apologize, Reverend. It is only she is so ugly and unpleasant. ''(Crowd murmurs in agreement)''\\

-->'''Mary:''' "We fly! [[MoodWhiplash On ''what'' do we fly?"]] (''three little girls who were out trick-or-treating stole their brooms earlier'')

-->'''Winnie:''' *brings out a normal (but modern) broom, cackles and jumps on as it starts rising into the air* "into the night!" *more cackling*
-->'''Sarah:''' *comes out with a mop and raises it into the air, moaning suggestively as she wraps her hands around the handle* (''jumps on and rides away'')
-->'''Mary:''' *wheels out a VACUUM CLEANER onto the porch* (''nervously'') "Winnie...?" *sighs and mounts the vacuum, which actually STARTS TO FLY* "Broom Ho! Ugh!"

* "I AM CALM!!"

-->'''Binx''': Yeah, no kidding! Now get the spellbook! *''Max keeps staring until Binx swipes a claw at him''* Come on, move it!

** The reveal that he's not actually an officer; he puts on the demeanor of one and tells the kids to scram, followed by his girlfriend saddling up to him.

--> GilliganCut to Jay and Ice both locked in cages back at the Sanderson house.

-->''Cue Winifred and Mary choking Sarah [[Franchise/TheSimpsons Homer Simpson]]-style''
** And then of course there's the DoubleTake Winifred does when she realizes Sarah's dug their graves.

* "Oh look. Another glorious morning.......... Makes me SICK!"

--> ''' Mary]]''': (begins to explode) [[OhCrap Uh oh.]] (waves, weakly)... Bye-bye. (explodes)

* The part where Max tries to tell a police officer [[spoiler:actually a guy in a Halloween costume]] about waking the witches. Dani yells out, "He's a virgin!" which leads to a very awkward moment where the officer asks, "Are you a virgin?" The look on Max's face is priceless.

* Mr. Binx [[LargeHam reacting]] to a small cat Thackery Binx] trying to get his attention with the words "AWAY BEAST!"

** After [Winifred threatens to kill Billy again, he does a motion with his hands that's basically telling her "Ah, shut up." Or, more likely, "I'm ''already dead'', what ''else'' can you do?"

* Mr. Binx [[LargeHam reacting]] to a small cat ([[spoiler:Thackery Binx]]) trying to get his attention with the words "AWAY BEAST!"

* Any scenes with [[spoiler: Billy the Undead]] tend to be very humorous, beginning with his reaction to [[spoiler: seeing his own gravestone]], finally culminating with him hurling some truly nasty, ultimately deserved and satisfying insults at [[spoiler: Winifred]].
--> '''[[spoiler: Billy]]''': Wench! Trollop! You buck-toothed, mop-riding, firefly from Hell!

-->'''[[spoiler: Billy]]''': (whispering to Max) I've waited centuries to say that.

** After [[spoiler: Winifred]] threatens to kill [[spoiler: Billy]] again, he does a motion with his hands that's basically telling her "Ah, shut up." Or, more likely, "I'm ''already dead'', what ''else'' can you do?"

* "[[spoiler:Thackery Binx]], what took thee so long?"
** "Heh, sorry, [[spoiler:Emily]]. I had to wait 300 years for a ''virgin'' to light a candle."

* [[spoiler: '''Even their deaths are hilarious'''. As Winifred realizes the sun's coming up, she only sings out "Boooooook!" and turns into a statue. And then:]]
--> '''[[spoiler: Sarah]]''': [[spoiler: Winnie! (begins to explode, pauses for dramatic effect, breathy tone) Goodbye! (explodes)]]
--> '''[[spoiler: Mary]]''': [[spoiler: (begins to explode) [[OhCrap Uh oh.]] (waves, weakly)... Bye-bye. (explodes)]]
** [[spoiler:Before their deaths, as Winifred tries to suck out Max's life,]] she notices the sun rising, then she notices she's standing on holy ground. This is followed by her and Max staring at the ground, then at each other, back at the ground, and back at each other.

--> ''Sarah''': [[https://youtu.be/MMHbO4WJA1o?t=29s AMOK AMOK AMOK AMOK AMOK!]]

* Sarah, "What a pretty spider..." *MUNCH*

* When the group flees to the graveyard after encountering the witches for the first time, and Binx finishes explaining his story:
-->'''Binx''': So every Hallows Eve, I guard the house just in case some airhead virgin tries to light the candle. ''[looks pointedly at Max]''
-->'''Dani''': Nice going, airhead!

* "[[spoiler:Thackery Binx]], what took thee so long?"
** "Heh, sorry, [[spoiler:Emily]]. I had to wait 300 years for a ''virgin'' to light a candle."

* The sisters attempting to bluff the witch-hunters.
-->'''Winifred''': We're just three kindly old spinster ladies!
-->'''Mary''': S-Spending a quiet evening at home!
-->'''Sarah''': ''Sucking the lives out of little children!''
-->''Cue Winifred and Mary choking Sarah [[Franchise/TheSimpsons Homer Simpson]]-style''
** And then of course there's the DoubleTake Winifred does when she realizes Sarah's dug their graves.

* Mr Binx reacting to a small cat ([[spoiler:Thackery Binx]]) trying to get his attention with the words "AWAY BEAST!"

* Max and Dani's mom dressed as Madonna at the Halloween Party.

* [[https://youtu.be/MMHbO4WJA1o?t=29s AMOK AMOK AMOK AMOK AMOK!]]

* "Aaah! Burning rain of death!"

* Max uses a "learn to speak French" tape to lure the witches into the oven. When they escape, Winnie quotes it. "Hello, I want my book. Bonjour, je veux mon livre."

* A lot of the movie runs on FunnyBackgroundEvent, and a lot of fun comes into rewatching the movie and noticing something you missed the first time due to Mary's tendency to groan and make noises, along with Sarah's fidgeting spazziness.

* "Oh look. Another glorious morning..........makes me SICK!"