History Funny / HocusPocus

--> '''[[spoiler: Sarah]]''': [[spoiler: Winnie! (begins to explode) Goodbye! (explodes)]]
--> '''[[spoiler: Mary]]''': [[spoiler: (begins to explode) Ooooh..Buybye! (explodes)]]

* [[spoiler: '''Even their deaths are hilarious'''. As Winifred realizes the sun's coming up, she only lets out a rather Narm-like scream and turns into a statue. And then:]]

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lxMwfbUrYE AMOK AMOK AMOK AMOK AMOK!]]

* "You know, I've always wanted a child. And now I'll think I'll have one... [[CrowningMomentOfFunny ON TOAST!"]]

-->''Cue Winifred choking Sarah [[TheSimpsons Homer Simpson]]-style''

* The part where Max tries to tell a police officer [[spoiler: actually a guy in fancy dress,]] about waking the witches. Dani yells out, "He's a virgin!" which leads to a very awkward moment where the officer asks, "Are you a virgin?" The look on Max's face is priceless.

-->'''Sarah''': '''''Sucking the lives out of little children!'''''

** "Heh, sorry, [[spoiler:Emily]]. I had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light a candle."
* The part where Max tries to tell a police officer [[spoiler: actually a guy in fancy dress,]] about waking the witches. Dani yells out, "He's a virgin!" which leads to a very awkward moment where the officer asks, "Are you a virgin?" The look on Max's face is priceless.

-->'''Max''': Say whatever you want, [[YouNeedABreathMint just don't breathe on me!]]

* Any scenes with Billy the Undead tend to be very humorous, right up to his reaction to seeing his own gravestone finally culminating with him delivering some truly nasty, ultimately deserved and satisfying insults at Winifred.
--> '''Billy''': Wench! Trollop! You buck-toothed, mop-riding, firefly from Hell!

** "Heh, sorry, [[spoiler:Emily]]. I had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light a candle."

* The sisters give chase to Max, Allison, Dani, and Binx, and suddenly stop at the road, not understanding the strange 'black river' in front of them. Sarah suggests that 'perhaps it is not too deep.' As she stares at the blacktop, Winnie and Mary share a look and then toss Sarah into the 'river.'

* When Billy is brought to life and explodes out of his grave, then turns and sees three humans and a cat. They all look at each other, then scream in Billy's face in unison. Followed immediately by the zombie looking at himself, wondering what all the fuss was about. Then he notices his own gravestone and grunts as if to say, "Son of a bitch..."

* When Billy is brought to life and explodes out of his grave, then turns and sees three humans and a cat. They all look at each other, then scream in Billy's face in unison.

-->'''Binx''': Yeah, no kidding!

* A lot of the movie runs on FunnyBackgroundEvent, and a lot of fun comes into rewatching the movie and noticing something you missed the first time due to Mary's tendency to groan and make noises, along with Sarah's fidgeting spazziness.

* Any scenes with Billy the Undead tend to be very humorous, right up to his reaction to seeing his own gravestone finally culminating with him delivering some truly nasty, ultimately deserved and satisfying insults at Bette Midler's character.

* Kathy Najimi's reaction to the baby commercial.

* Any scenes with Billy the Undead tend to be very humorous, right up to his reaction to seeing his own gravestone finally culminating with him delivering some truly nasty, ultimately deserved and satisfying insults at Bette Midler's character.

* Kathy Najimi's reaction to the baby commercial.

* A lot of the movie runs on FunnyBackgroundEvents, and a lot of fun comes into rewatching the movie and noticing something you missed the first time due to Mary's tendency to groan and make noises, along with Sarah's fidgeting spazziness.

* "Oh look. Another glorious morning..........makes me SICK!"

* Sarah: "What a pretty spider..." *MUNCH*

** "No she doesn't."

* This is one most viewers don't realize until they take a better look at the scene. After realizing Max's "burning rain of death" is just ordinary water, the sisters decide to chase after him to get the book back. The background music being played sounds like an epic chase theme... and it's just the three of them hurrying out the front door.

* "I AM CALM!!"

* Max uses a "learn to speak French" tape to lure the witches into the oven. When they escape, Winnie quotes it. "Hello, I want my book. Bonjour, je veux mon livre."

-->'''Mary''': Sounds tasty.

-->'''"Master"'': (referring to his wife) I want you to meet the little woman.