History Funny / Hercules

22nd Jan '18 12:35:12 PM ngh93
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'''Meg''': Hercules. (''Hades snarls with; Meg continues without noticing Hades' rage'') He comes on with this big, innocent farm boy routine, but I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute.\\

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'''Meg''': Hercules. (''Hades snarls with; snarls; Meg continues without noticing Hades' rage'') He comes on with this big, innocent farm boy routine, but I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute.\\
22nd Jan '18 12:34:25 PM ngh93
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--->'''Hades:''' I am about to rearrange the cosmos, and the one SCHLEMIEL who can louse it up IS '''WALTZING AROUND ''IN THE WOODS!'''''

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--->'''Hades:''' '''Hades:''' I am about to rearrange the cosmos, and the one SCHLEMIEL who can louse it up IS '''WALTZING AROUND ''IN THE WOODS!'''''
22nd Jan '18 12:34:12 PM ngh93
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** Nearly every time Hades goes off on one of his rants.

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** Nearly every time Hades goes off on one of his rants. Such as upon finding out Hercules has been alive all these years.
-->'''Panic''': Hercules... why does that name ring a bell?\\
'''Pain''': I dunno. Maybe we owe him money?\\
'''Hades''': ''WHAT'' was that name again?\\
'''Meg''': Hercules. (''Hades snarls with; Meg continues without noticing Hades' rage'') He comes on with this big, innocent farm boy routine, but I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute.\\
'''Pain''': Wait a minute! [[ExplainExplainOhCrap Wasn't Hercules the name of that kid we were supposed to--]]\\
'''Pain & Panic''': [[OhCrap OH, MY GODS!]] RUN FOR IT! (''Hades grabs them'')\\
'''Hades''': So you took care of him, huh? "Dead as a door nail!" Weren't those your exact words?\\
'''Pain''': This might be a different Hercules!\\
'''Panic''': Yeah! Hercules is a (''choked by Hades'') very popular name nowadays!\\
'''Pain''': Remember a few years ago, all the boys were named Jason and the girls were all named Brittany?\\



--->[''Hades [[BurningWithAnger shouts in rage]]''.[[note]] Or, more specifically, '''''"DYEAAGGHHHH!"'''''[[/note]] ''Cut to the mountain [[DistantReactionShot exploding in the distance]] as the city shakes.'']
** And before that:
--->'''Pain:''' This might be a different Hercules.\\
'''Panic:''' Yeah, I mean Hercules is a [''choked by Hades''] ''VERY POPULAR NAME NOWADAYS.''\\

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--->[''Hades [[BurningWithAnger shouts in rage]]''.[[note]] Or, more specifically, '''''"DYEAAGGHHHH!"'''''[[/note]] ''Cut --->'''Hades''': '''''[[BurningWithAnger DYEAAGGHHHH!"]''''' (''Cut to the mountain [[DistantReactionShot exploding in the distance]] as the city shakes.'']
** And before that:
--->'''Pain:''' This might be a different Hercules.\\
'''Panic:''' Yeah, I mean Hercules is a [''choked by Hades''] ''VERY POPULAR NAME NOWADAYS.''\\
'')

13th Jan '18 4:01:51 PM gjjones
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--->'''Hades:''' [''getting flamier with each phrase''] I've got twenty-four hours to get rid of this ''bozo'', or the entire scheme that I've been setting up for ''eighteen years'' goes up in smoke, and YOU?! ''ARE WEARING?! '''[[SuddenlyShouting HIS?! MERCHANDIIISE?!?]]'''''

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--->'''Hades:''' [''getting flamier with each phrase''] I've got twenty-four hours to get rid of this ''bozo'', or the entire scheme that I've been setting up for ''eighteen years'' goes up in smoke, and YOU?! ''ARE WEARING?! '''[[SuddenlyShouting HIS?! MERCHANDIIISE?!?]]'''''MERCHANDIISE?!?]]'''''



--->[''Hades [[BurningWithAnger shouts in rage]]''.[[note]] Or, more specifically, '''''"DYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHH!"'''''[[/note]] ''Cut to the mountain [[DistantReactionShot exploding in the distance]] as the city shakes.'']

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--->[''Hades [[BurningWithAnger shouts in rage]]''.[[note]] Or, more specifically, '''''"DYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHH!"'''''[[/note]] '''''"DYEAAGGHHHH!"'''''[[/note]] ''Cut to the mountain [[DistantReactionShot exploding in the distance]] as the city shakes.'']
12th Jan '18 9:09:41 AM ngh93
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--->'''Titans:''' '''DESTROY ZEUS!!!'''\\

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--->'''Titans:''' '''DESTROY ZEUS!!!'''\\[[AC:DESTROY ZEUS!]]\\



'''Titans''': '''Huh?'''\\

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'''Titans''': '''Huh?'''\\[[AC:HUH?]]\\



'''Titans:''' ''(look at Olympus like "WTF...?", then turn around and walk towards it)'' '''ZEUS!!!'''

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'''Titans:''' ''(look at Olympus like "WTF...?", then turn around and walk towards it)'' '''ZEUS!!!'''[[AC:ZEUS!]]
7th Jan '18 1:55:10 PM ngh93
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** An example of Hades's wellspring of comedy:

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** An example of Hades's Hades' wellspring of comedy:comedy.



'''Titans''': Huh?\\

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'''Titans''': Huh?\\'''Huh?'''\\
23rd Dec '17 4:58:33 PM Creek719
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Added DiffLines:

*** In the Swedish dub, he asks "So, is this a baptism or a [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wake_(ceremony) wake]]?"
14th Dec '17 6:17:04 PM ngh93
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'''Hades:''' Uhh, guys?\\

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'''Hades:''' Uhh, Uh, guys?\\
14th Dec '17 3:08:19 PM ngh93
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--->'''Hades:''' Guys! Get your Titanic rears in gear and KICK! SOME OLYMPIAN! BUTT!\\
[''Pegasus sneaks up and blows his hair out as if it were a candle'']\\
'''Hades:''' Woah, is my hair out?

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--->'''Hades:''' Guys! Get your Titanic rears in gear and [[PunctuatedForEmphasis KICK! SOME OLYMPIAN! BUTT!\\
BUTT!]] [''Pegasus sneaks up and blows his hair out as if it were a candle'']\\
'''Hades:'''
candle''] Woah, is my hair out?
25th Nov '17 7:56:04 PM Taxima
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---> '''Hades''': I wouldn't name my dog Pluto.

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---> '''Hades''': I wouldn't name my dog '''dog''' Pluto.



* Hades proceeding to take over Athens. He assigns the worst torments to the citizens. What does he assign Cassandra? Cut to a perky Home Economics teacher singing a song about being a housewife and Cassandra being the sole student.

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* Hades proceeding to take over Athens.Athens which he dubs "New Hades". He assigns the worst torments to the citizens. What does he assign Cassandra? Cut to a perky Home Economics teacher singing a song about being a housewife and Cassandra being the sole student.
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