History Funny / HaruhiSuzumiya

* In ''Surprise'', [[spoiler:Kyon has to go back to the clubroom to meet with Yasumi, and he needs an excuse to say to Haruhi. So he tells her, to her face, that Taniguchi had lent him a rare porno magazine, and there'd be big trouble if it were discovered in his desk. Haruhi is left ''speechless''.]]
* In ''Surprise'', Kyon angrily tells Kuyoh to go to the edge of the galaxy. [[AnalogyBackfire She notes that Earth IS at the edge of the galaxy]].
* After the climax, Kyon is randomly bouncing around in time. First he ends up a few years in the future, at Haruhi's college, [[spoiler:where it's strongly implied they're going to the same school and possibly dating]]. The real crowner, though, comes when he ends up [[spoiler:a month in the future, in Haruhi's room. In the middle of the night. In her bed, ON TOP OF HER]].

[[AC:The Boredom of Haruhi Suzumiya]]

'''Kyon:''' I've dishonored my family... ''[hangs head in shame]''

[[AC:Remote Island Syndrome]]

[[AC:Endless Eight]]

[[AC:The Day of Sagittarius]]

[[AC:Live Alive]]

[[AC:The Adventures of Mikuru Asahina Episode 00]]

* Each time Kyon {{Squee}}s over Mikuru is funny. "SO CUTE!"
* The NonindicativeFirstEpisode is hilarious, but a particularly good scene from it is when Kyon's pet cat starts talking (in a manly voice, to boot, despite being a calico) and you can hear Kyon shouting off-screen for it to stop. Yuki bops the cat on the head with her "magic wand" and [[EmotionlessGirl "explains" in a complete dead pan]] that she was using ventriloquism.
** Speaking of which, right after [[spoiler:Haruhi granted it with the ability to talk]], Kyon's conversation with the said cat suddenly becomes a deeply insightful philosophising on how beings communicate to each other with futility. Hilarity ensues.
-->'''Koizumi:''' You know he's got a point...\\
'''Kyon:''' No, the ''cat'' does ''not'' have a point!
** Mikuru firing a gun is also pretty funny as is the conspicuous MaleGaze.
** "Mi...Mi...[[EyeBeams MIKURU BEAM!!]]"
*** Funny as it is. If you know what actually happened during filming according to the light novels, it's HILARIOUS.
** Try listening to the Mikuru [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7nk1dLGMtk theme song]] without cracking up.
** Of course, the greatness of the cat scene is tempered by its ''not making any damn sense'', even after you've watched the whole season. [=KyoAni=] could at least have had Kyon say "[[CromartieHighSchool If you really want to know, read the light novels]]"...
*** Not anymore! ''Sighs'' was finally adapted to anime in season 2.
** Kyon's adlib during the Koizumi/Asahina AlmostKiss scene:
--->'''Kyon''': ''If your mouth gets any closer to her, someone standing off camera is gonna step into frame and kick your'' '''''ass''''''', dammit!''
** Kyon's narration after the break when Mikuru was changing clothes
--->'''Kyon''': ''We didn't film her so don't bother asking for the footage, there isn't any.''
*** And it's funnier because, knowing Kyon, he's probably lying.
** Kyon trying to figure out plot details.
--->'''Kyon''': Aaaaand... when in doubt, pan to the left.
** Kyon's [[FlatWhat flabbergasted]] reaction after watching the film is just PRICELESS.

** It's not just you. That scene is so over-the-top that it's also a CrowningMomentOfAwesome for Haruhi, in my opinion.
** Made even funnier by the fact that in the novels, she ''actually says'' "I'll just say you guys gang-raped her!"
** But in the anime, there is at least one other word that can fit the bleep, and it starts with an "f".

---> '''Kyon''': [[spoiler: Tell me about it!]]

** [[BluntMetaphorsTrauma "What is a 'glasses fetish'?"]]
*** There's a set of HilariousOuttakes that makes this even better. The dub actors were clearly having a lot of fun.

** And afterwards, Kyon's first meeting with [[TimeTravel Future Mikuru]], in which she [[StableTimeLoop showed Kyon her mole]] was accompanied by [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Kyon's immediate exclamation of "SUPERSIZE ME!"]] Never, ''ever'' fails to elicit laughter.
*** Even funnier when you realise it's the [[Creator/CrispinFreeman actor's]] [[ThrowItIn joke]]. In Japanese, he just says "huge". The scene's still funny, though, especially when Future Mikuru realises he doesn't know yet.

** From the same episode, Yuki activating "homing mode" and the subsequent home run montage.
** '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwN_aV_AlqI HARUHI DOES EARZ]]'''
** From the same episode, Kyon guessing that Haruhi's... weird signals... are an attempt to lower the opposing team's "magic points".
** If you're listening to the conversations in the background during Haruhi and Kyon's discussion on team order, you can hear an interesting story about how [[ThoseTwoGuys Taniguchi and Kunikida]] became friends...
*** Also: "I've dishonored my family..." * hangs head in shame*
* The BeachEpisode had this troper snickering when they were playing with a beach ball in the water. Mikuru hits it into the air, and while several people are going to catch it, Kyon exclaims (in his head) [[{{Gainaxing}} "Too many beach balls!"]]
** From that same episode, "[[EmotionlessGirl I love you.]]"
** Yuki still reading her book while ''waterskiing''.
** Kyon meets a snake. Even better [[http://i561.photobucket.com/albums/ss56/demonspite/Suzumiya%20Haruhi%20No%20Yuutsu/Relief-Copy.jpg with the subtitles turned on]].
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FKOVue2oa4 Dynamic Entryyyyy!]] Hell, that was hilarious!
** From that same episode: [[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon Anyone accepting defeat will be punished by running ten laps around the school, ]]'''[[FanService naked! ]]'''[[FromBadToWorse And you'll have to yell ]][[HumiliationConga "Green Martians are chasing me!" ]][[SeriousBusiness for the whole ten laps!]]
* Pretty much every moment of ''The Melancholy of {{Haruhi-Chan}}''.
** Episode 4: Chibi + Folded Pillow = Flight.
*** Especially since everyone who's ever sat on a folded pillow ''knows'' it's coming.
** Episode 6: Dueling cosplayers. "It's actually a bear."
** Episode 7: Kyon finds a "barrier to the heart."
** Episode 9: ''The Gift of the Maid II'' - four terminally-ill maids battle for love. Mikuru's brain shuts down. Haruhi gets to ride in an ambulance.
** Episode 12: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAf4bnzUbKg ".....piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~"]]
*** From the dub, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAf4bnzUbKg "HOLLA~"]]
** Episode 17: The opening. Haruhi's disturbing [[WikiWalk mental process]].

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKyFp-RW2cY The opening scene of episode 10 in the new season]]. SOS Brigade sign suddenly moving at impossible speeds during a relay race? It's Yuki. Even Haruhi has trouble believing her eyes. Koizumi's mention about the track team's likely broken spirit (as they're seen walking past behind him) makes it all the more funny.
** While not mentioned much in the anime, it becomes a plot point later in the novels that [[spoiler: the SOS Brigade was never recognized as an official club. So they shouldn't even be racing.]] Which makes this even funnier.
* In "Live Alive," the shot of Kyon rocking out to "Lost My Music" in impeccable DeadpanSnarker style.
** From the same episode, the look on Taniguchi's face upon seeing Mikuru in her maid outfit.
** In one scene, whilst Kyon is monologing, a bratty kid screams at a man in a teddy bear outfit for giving him a non-red balloon. His mother's response - "Shut up or I'll leave you here!"
* In the episode "Someday in the Rain," Every instance of Yuki 'convinently' blocking the camera view everytime Haruhi strips Mikuru.
** From the dub:
-->'''Haruhi''': This is so~ fun! Takin' all your clothes off!
* In '''Disappearance''', when [[spoiler: Kyon wakes up, and then wakes up Haruhi]] what is his reaction to her in what is set up to be a CrowningMomentofHeartwarming?
--> [[spoiler:'''Kyon:''' ''[small-wave]'' Hey]].\\
''[Itsuki facepalms in the background at this]''
* From '''Disappearance''', Caterpillar-Haruhi.
** Caterpillar-Haruhi falling over several times, no less.
** [[spoiler: Haruhi: Let me know when your gonna wake up BEFORE you wake up! ]]
** Also from ''Disappearance'': the opening musical-credit sequence, with (dialogue-free) shots of Kyon warming up in front of the heater. Then, one by one, the rest of the SOS Brigade start jostling for room...and by the end, the pecking order is firmly established, with Kyon [[spoiler:reduced to trying to warm himself by the computer.]]
** [[spoiler:Having just found Alt!Haruhi, Kyon now has to bring her to the Literature club room but has to get Haruhi to somehow disguise herself. After only a second of hesitation, he calmly asks her to put her RapunzelHair into [[{{Fetish}} a ponytail.]] Cue audience laughter.]]
** The way Taniguchi turning down Kyon's invitation to the SOS Christmas party is hilarious in hindsight when it's later revealed that
*** [[spoiler: His girlfriend is [[EldritchAbomination Kyou Sou]]. Who mistook him for Kyon. ]]
* From "Editor in Chief": Mikuru walks in on Haruhi sitting on top of prone Kyon, trying to rip off his jacket, jumps to the obvious conclusion, and runs away shouting apologies.
* ''The Sigh of Haruhi Suzumiya'', part five, in the anime. Itsuki's proposal to convince Haruhi the bizarre events going on lately are completely logical?
-->'''Itsuki:''' There is one ending that can explain any nonsensical plot...that can wrap up every little detail with ease.\\
'''Kyon:''' Well? Let's hear it.\\
'''Itsuki:''' ItWasAllJustADream.\\
''[[[{{Beat}} everyone stares at him]]]''\\
'''Itsuki:''' I'm not kidding, that's the ending I was talking about.
* From the Drama CD [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moJGdNIM_CQ&feature=related (part 05a)]]:
-->'''Kyon''': If you insist upon having Asahina-san dancing [for the concert], I have an idea of my own.\\
'''Haruhi''': What kind of idea? Spit it out!\\
'''Kyon''': Starting today I will call you Haru-Haru.\\
'''Haruhi''': ''Gah!''\\
'''Kyon''': Are you still OK with it? Well, Haru-Haru? Yeah, Haru-Haru? Say something Haru-Haru.\\
'''Haruhi''': ''B-Bastard!!!''\\
'''Koizumi''': Feel free to call me Icchan.\\
'''Kyon''': ''Nobody's talking to you!''\\
'''Koizumi''': I see.\\
'''Nagato''': [[NotSoAboveItAll Yuki-rin]].\\
'''Kyon''': D-Did you say something, Nagato?\\
'''Nagato''': [[BlatantLies No.]]
* A minor one, but the English translation of the fifth novel has [[GenkiGirl Tsuruya]] address Haruhi as "Harls".
** In Intrigues, Tsuruya spouting off innuendo at Kyon every time he shows up at her house to check on Mikiru.

* Some of Kyon's narrations are pretty damn funny, especially his "No, but my danger sense was tingling." after Haruhi [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC9Er56JDzQ stares at him]].
* [[TheStoic Yuki]] rarely plays jokes, but when they happen, they are subtle and pretty funny if you realize it
** In Melancholy after Haruki and Asahina [[spoiler: change into the bunny-girl costumes for the first time]] she makes Kyon [[spoiler: pick up the discarded cloths ''and undergarments'']].
** In Remote Island Syndrome, her literal interpretation of Haruhi's orders about the door counts.
---> '''Kyon:''' Maybe that was Nagato's way of playing a joke on us.
** Her ''explanations'' during the Mikuru Beam incident also count as a deliberate joke. She stretches it waaaay out. And her pedantic corrections of Kyon make this entire scene hilarious.
-->'''Kyon:''' Was Asahina seriously firing beams from her eyes?\\
'''Yuki:''' Not a particle projection cannon. Concentrated light.\\
[...]\\
'''Kyon:''' The problem we have here is that Asahina has been shooting off heat rays.\\
'''Yuki:''' Not heat rays. Photon laser.
* One from the second episode of the Sigh of Haruhi Suzumiya in the anime counts as a FunnyBackgroundEvent. An unseen kid asks their mother while the SOS Brigade are shooting a commercial, 'Momma, what's that?'. His mother's response? 'Sssh. Those are crazy people.'. Kyon's embarrassed reaction makes the moment ''priceless''.
* The scene where we find out where Haruhi plans to get funds: Take it from the Literary Club budget.
-->'''Kyon:''' But that's the Literary Club's money, not yours!\\
'''Haruhi:''' ''[innocent voice]'' Yuki? Can I have your money?\\
''[[[{{Beat}} Yuki looks up]]]''\\
''[[[{{Beat}} Yuki turns to Haruhi]]]''\\
''[[[OverlyLongGag Yuki pauses]]]''\\
'''Yuki:''' Yes.

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-->'''Koizumi:''' You know he's got a point...
-->'''Kyon:''' No, the ''cat'' does ''not'' have a point!

--->'''Kyon''': I don't really have a glasses fetish anyway.
--->'''Yuki''': What sort of fetish do you have?

-->'''Itsuki''': [[spoiler:"We've entered an endless recursion of time."]]
-->'''Kyon''': "What?"
-->'''Itsuki''': [[spoiler:"We've entered an endless recursion of time... [[RuleOfThree We've entered an endless recursion of time."]]]]

--->'''Kyon:''' (''sleepy'') Hello?
--->'''Mikuru:''' Uuueeeeeeeeeh...
--->'''Kyon:''' Gah! *Juggles phone*

-->(''epic voice'') "Restrain thyself! Canst thou not see the No Diving sign!?"
-->(''sleepy'') "The number you have tried to reach has been dis-- Gah!" *Juggles phone*
--> "So, I come up behind Haruhi and say 'I lo-- eeuuurgh'!"
-->(''sipping Mikuru's tea'') "It's ''strawberry-licious!''"
-->(''again, sipping Mikuru's tea'') "It's so bitter, may I have another?"
--> [[TabletopGame/YuGiOh "My turn! I summon my 'veto' card!"]]

--> [[spoiler: Kyon: *small-wave* "Hey" ; Itsuki facepalms in the background at this]]

''([[{{Beat}} everyone stares at him]])''\\

-->'''Kyon''': If you insist upon having Asahina-san dancing [for the concert], I have an idea of my own.
-->'''Haruhi''': What kind of idea? Spit it out!
-->'''Kyon''': Starting today I will call you Haru-Haru.
-->'''Haruhi''': ''gah!''
-->'''Kyon''': Are you still OK with it? Well, Haru-Haru? Yeah, Haru-Haru? Say something Haru-Haru.
-->'''Haruhi''': '''B-Bastard!!!'''
-->'''Koizumi''': Feel free to call me Icchan.
-->'''Kyon''': '''Nobody's talking to you!'''
-->'''Koizumi''': I see.
-->'''Nagato''': [[NotSoAboveItAll Yuki-rin.]]
-->'''Kyon''': D-Did you say something, Nagato?
-->'''Nagato''': [[BlatantLies No.]]

-->'''Kyon:''' Was Asahina seriously firing beams from her eyes?
-->'''Yuki:''' Not a particle projection cannon. Concentrated light.
-->[...]
-->'''Kyon:''' The problem we have here is that Asahina has been shooting off heat rays.
-->'''Yuki:''' Not heat rays. Photon laser.

'''Haruhi:''' ''(innocent voice)'' Yuki? Can I have your money?\\
''([[{{Beat}} Yuki looks up]])''\\
''([[{{Beat}} Yuki turns to Haruhi]])''\\
''([[OverlyLongGag Yuki pauses]])''\\

''Itsuki:''' ItWasAllJustADream.\\

** Imagine the reactions if it goes to a fifth!
*** It did.
*** I bet on August 30th to be the day of [[spoiler:the solution to the loop]].
*** Maybe it'll end this week? Please?
**** DudeNotFunny.
*** IT'S DONE. =D

*** What, and no mention of Yuki still reading her book while ''waterskiing?''
*** That's arguably more [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome awesome]] than funny, though.
*** Kyon meets a snake.
*** The snake scene is even better [[http://i561.photobucket.com/albums/ss56/demonspite/Suzumiya%20Haruhi%20No%20Yuutsu/Relief-Copy.jpg with the subtitles turned on]].

*** It's his shriek of absolute glee that does it for me.

* ''The Sigh of Haruhi Suzumiya'', part five, in the anime. Itsuki's proposal to convince Haruhi the bizaare events going on lately are completely logical? ItWasAllJustADream. ({{Beat}}.) "That wasn't a joke."

-> [[spoiler: Kyon: Maybe that was Nagato's way of playing a joke on us. ]]
** Her ''explanations'' during the Mikuru Beam incident also count as a deliberate joke. She stretches it waaaay out. And her pedantic corrections of Kyon make this entire scene hilarous.

-> '''Asakura''':[[spoiler: Your death is the perfect way to make Harui Suzumiya take some sort of action, you see. Finally, I'll be able to observe a huge explosion of data. It's a [[StealthPun once in a lifetime opportunity]]. ]]
-> '''Kyon''': [[spoiler: Tell me about it!]]

** From that same episode: [[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon Anyone accepting defeat will be punished by running ten laps around the school, ]]'''[[FanService naked! ]]'''[[ItGetsWorse And you'll have to yell ]][[HumiliationConga "Green Martians are chasing me!" ]][[SeriousBusiness for the whole ten laps!]]

* Each time Kyon [[Squee]]s over Mikuru is funny. "SO CUTE!"

* The dub has superb bloopers and delivery thanks to the English cast just being ''that good.'' CrispinFreeman in particular can do great ad-libbing, which is perfect for a sarcastic UnreliableNarrator. His various takes on the same line is one of the saving graces of Endless Eight.

*** Even funnier when you realise it's the [[CrispinFreeman actor's]] [[ThrowItIn joke]]. In Japanese, he just says "huge". The scene's still funny, though, especially when Future Mikuru realises he doesn't know yet.

--> "My turn! I summon my 'veto' card!"

* In '''Disappearance''', when [[spoiler: wakes up, and then wakes up Haruhi]] what is his reaction to her in what is set up to be a CrowningMomentofHeartwarming?

** While not mentioned much in the anime, it becomes a plot point later in the novels that [[the SOS Brigade was never recognized as an official club. So they shouldn't even be racing.]] Which makes this even funnier.

* In '''Disappearance''', when [[spoiler: wakes up, and then wakes up Haruhi]] what is his reaction to her?
-> [[Spoiler: Kyon: *small-wave* "Hey" ; Itsuki facepalms in the background at this]]

* Part I: [[OnlySaneMan Kyon]]'s first meeting with Mikuru when Haruhi demonstrates one of the reasons she was chosen by ''groping her from behind.'' Mikuru's whimpering only makes it funnier, [[BlackComedyRape no matter how wrong that sounds.]] Of course, [[YourMileageMayVary Your Mileage May]] [[DudeNotFunny Vary]], but it was the first scene where this troper burst into laughter.
* Part II: "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIORLQrvu9c#movie_player I'll say that the whole club was planning on **** -****** her.]]". This kinda runs into [[YourMileageMayVary Your Mileage May Vary]] territory though depending on your standpoint.

*** That's [[YourMilageMayVary arguably]] more [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome awesome]] than funny, though.

** But in the anime, there is at least one other word that can fit the bleep, and it starts with a "f".

* Part I: [[OnlySaneMan Kyon]]'s first meeting with Mikuru when Haruhi demonstrates one of the reasons she was chosen by ''groping her from behind.'' Mikuru's whimpering only makes it funnier, [[RapeAsComedy no matter how wrong that sounds.]] Of course, [[YourMileageMayVary Your Mileage May]] [[DudeNotFunny Vary]], but it was the first scene where this troper burst into laughter.

** Kyon's [[FLAT WHAT flabbergasted]] reaction after watching the film is just PRICELESS.