History Funny / HarryPotterAndTheCursedChild

* The appearance of the Trolley Woman on the train roof. The [[NarmCharm whole scene]] is just plain funny, and makes her scenes in the previous books and movies [[https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2016-08/1/16/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane02/sub-buzz-3007-1470083330-1.jpg even more so]].

* The appearance of the Trolley Woman on the train roof. The whole scene is just plain funny, and makes her scenes in the previous books and movies [[https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2016-08/1/16/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane02/sub-buzz-3007-1470083330-1.jpg even more so]].

* Moaning Myrtle, on the uther hand, is hilariously gleeful at the revelations. In the scene where Harry realizes that Albus has the Time-Turner and [=McGonagall=] realizes the Time-Turner exists, Myrtle can hardly contain herself.

* [[spoiler:BadFuture Severus Snape]] reacts to [[spoiler:his own demise in the main timeline]] with nothing more than dry amusement.
-->'''[[spoiler:Snape]]''': How?\\
'''Scorpius''': Bravely.\\
'''[[spoiler:Snape]]''': Who?\\
'''Scorpius''': [[spoiler:Voldemort.]]\\
'''[[spoiler:Snape]]''': ... How very irritating.

--->'''[[spoiler:Snape]]''': [[DeadpanSnarker Well, at least I'm not married to him.]] [[spoiler:(pointing Ron with his head.)]]

* The dark alternate timeline turns out to be created because [[spoiler: a bitter Cedric joined the Death Eaters and killed Neville. Hearing of the original timeline, Ron and Hermione basically react with "this is all because of ''Neville Longbottom?''"]]
* [=McGonagall=]'s tendency to [[GreekChorus speak for the entire audience]] on many of the adult characters' more...questionable decisions, such as how Hermione hid [[spoiler:the stolen Time-Turner]].
--> '''[=McGonagall=]''': And in a bookcase. You kept it in a ''bookcase.'' It's almost laughable.
* Albus' explanation for why Scorpius can't be [[spoiler:Voldemort's son]]: "Look, [[LamarckWasRight you've got a nose]]."

--> '''[=Draco=]''': Isn't your wife a ''Daily Prophet'' redactor?\\
'''[=Ginny=]''': Of the sports section!

-->'''[[spoiler:Snape]]''': [[DeadpanSnarker Well, at least I'm not married to him.]] [[spoiler:(pointing Ron with his head.)]]

--> '''[=McGonagall=]''': "And in a bookcase. You kept it in a ''bookcase.'' It's almost laughable."

* The dark alternate timeline turns out to be created because [[spoiler: a bitter Cedric joined the Death Eaters and killed Neville. Hearing of the original timeline, Ron and Herimone basically react with "this is all because of ''Neville Longbottom?'']]

-->'''[[spoiler:Snape]]''': [[DeadpanSnarker Well, at least I'm not married to him.]][[spoiler:(pointing Ron with his head.)]]

-->'''[[spoiler:Snape]]''': [[DeadpanSnarker Well, at least I'm not married to him.]]
** Which is even funnier when you realize that [[spoiler:Snape and Voldemort]] are [[ScrewYourself played by the same actor]].

* The scene of Albus (currently polyjuiced as Ron) trying to distract Harry and Hermione from going into her office is funny on it's own, with him doing so by kissing Hermione [[KissingCousins (his aunt!)]] about 'a hundred times', asking if they can have 'another baby... or a holiday... [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs holiday and a baby]]' and physically blocking the door while [[BlatantLies barefaced denying he's doing so.]] What makes it truly hilarious though is Albus later noting that none of that was [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} remotely out of character for Ron]], and judging by Hermione's somewhat indifferent irritation he's completely right.

* Albus' explanation for why Scorpius can't be [[spoiler:Voldemort's son]]: "Look, you've got a nose."

* The scene of Albus (currently polyjuiced as Ron) trying to distract Harry and Hermione from going into her office is funny on it's own, with him doing so by kissing Hermione [[KissingCousins (his aunt!)]] about 'a hundred times', asking if they can have 'another baby... or a holiday... holiday or a baby' and physically blocking the door while [[BlatantLies barefaced denying he's doing so.]] What makes it truly hilarious though is Albus later noting that none of that was [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} remotely out of character for Ron]], and judging by Hermione's somewhat indifferent irritation he's completely right.

* [=McGonagall=] basically speaking for the entire audience on how Hermione kept the Time Turner. "And in a bookcase. You kept it in a ''bookcase.'' It's almost laughable."

*** Which is even funnier when you realize that [[spoiler:Snape and Voldemort]] are [[ScrewYourself played by the same actor]].

* The scene of Albus (currently polyjuiced as Ron) trying to distract Harry and Hermione from going into her office is funny on it's own, with him doing so by kissing Hermione [[KissingCousins (his aunt!)]] about 'a hundred times', asking if they can have 'another baby... or a holiday... holiday or a baby' and physically blocking the door while [[BlatantLies barefaced denying he's doing so.]] What makes it truly hilarious though is Albus later noting that none of that was [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} remotely out of character for Ron]], and judging by Hermione's somewhat indifferent irritation he's completely right.

* The dark alternate timeline turns out to be created because [[spoiler: a bitter Cedric joined the Deatheaters and killed Neville. Hearing of the original timeline, Ron and Herimone basically react with "this is all because of ''Neville Longbottom?'']]

* The appearance of the Trolley Woman on the train roof. The whole scene is just plain funny.

* Albus' explanation for why Scorpius can't be [[spoiler:Voldemort's son]]: "Look, you've got a nose."

* [=McGonagall=] basically speaking for the entire audience on how Hermione kept the Time Turner. "And in a bookcase. You kept it in a ''bookcase.'' It's almost laughable."

* McGonagall basically speaking for the entire audience on how Hermione kept the Time Turner. "And in a bookcase. You kept it in a ''bookcase.'' It's almost laughable."

* Ludo Bagman's commentary on the Triwizard Tournament, especially the champions: "Viktor 'Krazy' Krum! ''Zut alors'', it's Fleur Delacour! Cedric 'Delicious' Diggory and Harry 'Plucky' Potter!"

* The duel between Harry and Draco in Harry's kitchen. Ginny walks in and just asks what happened to her kitchen when she sees the floating chairs. The scene plays out like a weary mother scolding her two naughty children.

* The duel between Harry and Draco in Harry's kitchen. Ginny walks in and just asks what happened to her kitchen when she sees the floating chairs.

-->'''[[spoiler:Snape]]''': [[DeadpanSnarker Well, at least I'm not married to him.]]

'''[[spoiler:Snape]]''': ...How very irritating.

'''[[spoiler:Snape]]''': ...How very irritating.