History Funny / Hancock

20th Aug '16 2:55:00 AM Saveelich
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** The thugs' biggest mistake after that? Shooting at him. Hell no. Breaking his glasses? Not even close. They ''break his bottle of booze''.

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** The thugs' biggest mistake after that? Shooting at him. him? Hell no. Breaking his glasses? Not even close. They ''break his bottle of booze''.
20th Aug '16 2:54:02 AM Saveelich
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** The thugs' biggest mistake after that? Shooting at him. Hell no. Breaking his glasses? Not even close. They ''break his bottle of booze''.
19th Aug '16 5:20:24 PM Saveelich
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* During the chase, as he tears the thugs' car's roof off and sits in to "negociate", half sleepy / half drunken:

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* ** He then reluctantly takes off and flies, still visibly drunken from the night before, a bottle in his hand. He runs into a flock of gulls and drinks in the bottle.
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During the chase, as he tears the thugs' car's roof off and sits in to "negociate", half sleepy / half drunken:
19th Aug '16 5:14:01 PM Saveelich
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* During the chase, as he tears the thugs' car's roof off and sits in to "negociate", half sleepy / half drunk:

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* During the chase, as he tears the thugs' car's roof off and sits in to "negociate", half sleepy / half drunk:drunken:
19th Aug '16 5:09:47 PM Saveelich
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-->'''Little boy''': Hancock!

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-->'''Little boy''': Hancock!Hancock!\\
19th Aug '16 5:09:10 PM Saveelich
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'''Boy''': Bad guy! ''(points a TV)''\\

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'''Boy''': Bad guy! guys! ''(points a TV)''\\



'''Boy''': You heard me!\\

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'''Boy''': You heard me!\\me!
19th Aug '16 5:08:44 PM Saveelich
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'''Boy''': You heard me!

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'''Boy''': You heard me!me!\\
19th Aug '16 5:08:08 PM Saveelich
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* Hancock's introduction? Sleeping on a bench with alcohol bottles like a tramp, not giving a damn to what's happening in the city. It is a ''little boy'' who has the balls to wake him up and tell him do his job. With an insult to boot as he begrudges ("Asshole!").

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* Hancock's introduction? Sleeping on a bench with alcohol bottles like a tramp, not giving a damn to what's happening in the city. It is a ''little boy'' who has the balls to wake him up and tell him do his job. With an insult to boot as he begrudges ("Asshole!"). begrudges.
-->'''Little boy''': Hancock!
'''Hancock''': What, boy?\\
'''Boy''': Bad guy! ''(points a TV)''\\
'''Hancock''': What, you want a cookie? Get the hell out my face.\\
'''Boy''': Asshole!\\
'''Hancock''': [[BigWhat WHAT]]?\\
'''Boy''': You heard me!
19th Aug '16 5:03:49 PM Saveelich
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* Hancock's introduction? Sleeping on a bench with alcohol bottles like a tramp, not giving a damn to what's happening in the city. It is a ''little boy'' who has the balls to wake him up and tell him do his job. With an insult to boot as he begrudges.

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* Hancock's introduction? Sleeping on a bench with alcohol bottles like a tramp, not giving a damn to what's happening in the city. It is a ''little boy'' who has the balls to wake him up and tell him do his job. With an insult to boot as he begrudges.begrudges ("Asshole!").
19th Aug '16 5:02:22 PM Saveelich
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-->'''Hancock''': If you don't pull over and give yourselves up ''quietly'', I swear to Christ, your head is going up the driver's ass, his head is going up your ass (points to someone else) and you drew the short stick 'cause your head is going up ''my'' ass."

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-->'''Hancock''': If you don't pull over and give yourselves up ''quietly'', I swear to Christ, your head is going up the driver's ass, his head is going up your ass (points to someone else) and you drew the short stick 'cause your head is going up ''my'' ass."ass!
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