History Funny / Hancock

17th Jun '17 8:21:12 AM Alxiz
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* Hancock calmly strolls into a vicious firefight between criminals and the police, casually wiping off the streaks left by bullets bouncing off of his suit, while everyone around him is desperately hiding behind cars.



-->'''Hancock''': It's not sexual! (explosion in the background) Not that you're an attractive woman! In fact, you're a very attractive woman--

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-->'''Hancock''': It's not sexual! (explosion in the background) Not that you're an attractive woman! ({{Beat}}) In fact, you're a very attractive woman--


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** Ray teaches Hancock the importance of saying "Good job", so Hancock spends much of the scene saying "Good job" really, really awkwardly to members of the police, who just stare at him in shock.


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-->'''Hancock''': I can do this all day. (mimics banging pans together with Mary's head in the middle)
15th Jun '17 3:13:19 AM ImSpidey2
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* Right before Hancock saves Ray from the train, he knocks on the hood, and just shrugs at Ray, giving him a look that screams "...seriously?".



* "You have a very attractive body. May I have permission to touch your body?" "JUST GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"

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* "You have a very attractive body. May This exchange:
-->'''Hancock''': Good job! Do
I have permission to touch your body?" "JUST GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"body?!
-->'''Policewoman''': Yes!
-->'''Hancock''': It's not sexual! (explosion in the background) Not that you're an attractive woman! In fact, you're a very attractive woman--
-->'''Policewoman''': ''Get me the hell out of here!''
-->(Hancock obliges and starts carrying her out of the gunfight)
11th Jun '17 2:27:29 AM ImSpidey2
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-->'''Red''': (smirks) [[CurseCutShort Ass-]]

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-->'''Red''': (smirks) (hesitates, but then smirks) [[CurseCutShort Ass-]]
11th Jun '17 2:26:38 AM ImSpidey2
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* The moments leading up to Hancock [[spoiler:severing Red's hand,]] with Red ''[[WhatAnIdiot continuously]]'' pressing Hancock's BerserkButton. And then culminating in...

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* The Doubling as a CrowningMomentofAwesome, the moments leading up to Hancock [[spoiler:severing Red's hand,]] with Red ''[[WhatAnIdiot continuously]]'' pressing Hancock's BerserkButton. And then culminating in...
11th Jun '17 2:25:43 AM ImSpidey2
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--> '''Hancock''': My ass was hot!

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--> '''Hancock''': My ass was hot!hot!
* The moments leading up to Hancock [[spoiler:severing Red's hand,]] with Red ''[[WhatAnIdiot continuously]]'' pressing Hancock's BerserkButton. And then culminating in...
-->'''Hancock''': [[CatchPhrase Call me an asshole...one more time.]]
-->'''Red''': (smirks) [[CurseCutShort Ass-]]
-->(SmashCut as Red ScreamsLikeALittleGirl)
5th Dec '16 11:54:12 AM Saveelich
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** The thugs' biggest mistake after that? Shooting at him? Hell no. Breaking his glasses? Not even close. They ''break his bottle of booze''.

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** The thugs' biggest mistake after that? Shooting at him? Hell no. Breaking his glasses? Not even close. They ''break his bottle of booze''.alcohol bottle''.
5th Dec '16 11:53:41 AM Saveelich
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** He then reluctantly takes off and flies, and not in a straight path unlike [[Franchise/{{Superman}} that other]] FlyingBrick. He's still visibly drunken from the night before, a bottle in his hand. He runs into a flock of gulls, almost crashes into a plane, drinks in the bottle and causes some damage on the highway. The whole scene is set to Ludacris' "Move Bitch" for added hilarity.

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** He then reluctantly takes off and flies, and not in a straight path unlike [[Franchise/{{Superman}} that other]] FlyingBrick. He's still visibly drunken drunk from the night before, a bottle in his hand. He runs into a flock of gulls, almost crashes into a plane, drinks in the bottle and causes some damage on the highway. The whole scene is set to Ludacris' "Move Bitch" for added hilarity.
30th Aug '16 7:07:51 AM Saveelich
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* Hancock's introduction? Sleeping on a bench with alcohol bottles like a tramp, not giving a damn to what's happening in the city. It is a ''little boy'' who has the balls to wake him up and tell him do his job. With an insult to boot as he begrudges.

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* Hancock's introduction? Sleeping Our introduction to Hancock? He's first seen sleeping on a bench with alcohol bottles like a tramp, hobo, not giving a damn to what's happening in the city. It is a ''little boy'' who has the balls to wake him up and tell him do his job. With an insult to boot as he begrudges.



** He then reluctantly takes off and flies, still visibly drunken from the night before, a bottle in his hand. He runs into a flock of gulls and drinks in the bottle.

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** He then reluctantly takes off and flies, and not in a straight path unlike [[Franchise/{{Superman}} that other]] FlyingBrick. He's still visibly drunken from the night before, a bottle in his hand. He runs into a flock of gulls and gulls, almost crashes into a plane, drinks in the bottle. bottle and causes some damage on the highway. The whole scene is set to Ludacris' "Move Bitch" for added hilarity.
20th Aug '16 2:55:00 AM Saveelich
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** The thugs' biggest mistake after that? Shooting at him. Hell no. Breaking his glasses? Not even close. They ''break his bottle of booze''.

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** The thugs' biggest mistake after that? Shooting at him. him? Hell no. Breaking his glasses? Not even close. They ''break his bottle of booze''.
20th Aug '16 2:54:02 AM Saveelich
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** The thugs' biggest mistake after that? Shooting at him. Hell no. Breaking his glasses? Not even close. They ''break his bottle of booze''.
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