History Funny / Hancock

4th Sep '15 2:32:11 PM ChaoticNovelist
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** And let's not forget Ray's deadpan delivery of "...Did you shove a man's head up another man's ass?"

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** And let's not forget It's followed by Ray's deadpan delivery of "...Did you shove a man's head up another man's ass?"
26th Jul '14 9:30:25 PM MoonDew
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**And let's not forget Ray's deadpan delivery of "...Did you shove a man's head up another man's ass?"



29th Jun '14 2:07:47 AM DannWoolf
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* In ''{{Hancock}}'', the titular hero agrees to go to prison and ''stay'' there for a while. Naturally, he's quickly confronted by several guys he put there (which is ''most'' of the inmates). When they start trying to harass him, he singles out the two leaders, and threatens to [[AssShove shove one's head (Matrix's) up the other's ass (Man Mountain's)]]. When they don't back off, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z51e45W0Tdk&NR=1 he actually does it]]. What makes it even worse... [[BlackComedy okay, funnier...]] is the abrupt change in music at that moment from Music/IceT's "Colors" to the theme from ''Series/SanfordAndSon''.

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* In ''{{Hancock}}'', the titular hero Hancock agrees to go to prison and ''stay'' there for a while. Naturally, he's quickly confronted by several guys he put there (which is ''most'' of the inmates). When they start trying to harass him, he singles out the two leaders, and threatens to [[AssShove shove one's head (Matrix's) up the other's ass (Man Mountain's)]]. When they don't back off, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z51e45W0Tdk&NR=1 he actually does it]]. What makes it even worse... [[BlackComedy okay, funnier...]] is the abrupt change in music at that moment from Music/IceT's "Colors" to the theme from ''Series/SanfordAndSon''.
26th Nov '13 11:09:00 AM SAMAS
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* In ''{{Hancock}}'', the titular hero agrees to go to prison and ''stay'' there for a while. Naturally, he's quickly confronted by several guys he put there (which is ''most'' of the inmates). When they start trying to harass him, he singles out the two leaders, and threatens to [[AssShove shove one's head (Matrix's) up the other's ass (Man Mountain's)]]. When they don't back off, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z51e45W0Tdk&NR=1 he actually does it]]. What makes it even worse... [[BlackComedy okay, funnier...]] is the abrupt change in music at that moment from Ice-T's "Colors" to the theme from ''Sanford & Son''.

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* In ''{{Hancock}}'', the titular hero agrees to go to prison and ''stay'' there for a while. Naturally, he's quickly confronted by several guys he put there (which is ''most'' of the inmates). When they start trying to harass him, he singles out the two leaders, and threatens to [[AssShove shove one's head (Matrix's) up the other's ass (Man Mountain's)]]. When they don't back off, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z51e45W0Tdk&NR=1 he actually does it]]. What makes it even worse... [[BlackComedy okay, funnier...]] is the abrupt change in music at that moment from Ice-T's Music/IceT's "Colors" to the theme from ''Sanford & Son''.''Series/SanfordAndSon''.
12th Jun '13 10:15:36 PM NoahHenderson
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* Or his defence for pushing in front of children for Icecream while half-naked in burnt clothes.

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* Or his defence defense for pushing in front of children for Icecream ice cream while half-naked in burnt clothes.



--> '''Ray''': No, can't say I have...

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--> '''Ray''': No, can't say I have...have.
12th Jun '13 10:14:50 PM NoahHenderson
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--> '''Ray''': Those were children, Hancock?!

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--> '''Ray''': Those were children, Hancock?!Hancock.
12th Jun '13 10:14:04 PM NoahHenderson
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* "You have a very attractive body. May I have permission to touch your body?" "JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE!"

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* "You have a very attractive body. May I have permission to touch your body?" "JUST GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"
24th Mar '13 7:18:08 AM wittylibrarian
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* In ''{{Hancock}}'', the titular hero agrees to go to prison and ''stay'' there for a while. Naturally, he's quickly confronted by several guys he put there. When they start trying to harass him, he singles out the two leaders, and threatens to [[AssShove shove one's head (Matrix's) up the other's ass (Man Mountain's)]]. When they don't back off, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z51e45W0Tdk&NR=1 he actually does it]]. What makes it even worse is the abrupt change in music at that moment from Ice-T's "Colors" to the theme from ''Sanford & Son''.

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* In ''{{Hancock}}'', the titular hero agrees to go to prison and ''stay'' there for a while. Naturally, he's quickly confronted by several guys he put there.there (which is ''most'' of the inmates). When they start trying to harass him, he singles out the two leaders, and threatens to [[AssShove shove one's head (Matrix's) up the other's ass (Man Mountain's)]]. When they don't back off, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z51e45W0Tdk&NR=1 he actually does it]]. What makes it even worse worse... [[BlackComedy okay, funnier...]] is the abrupt change in music at that moment from Ice-T's "Colors" to the theme from ''Sanford & Son''.
16th Aug '12 5:19:40 AM TwoGunAngel
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* In ''{{Hancock}}'', the titular hero agrees to go to prison and ''stay'' there for a while. Naturally, he's quickly confronted by several guys he put there. When they start trying to harass them, he singles out the two leaders, and threatens to [[AssShove shove one's head (Matrix's) up the other's ass (Man Mountain's)]]. When they don't back off, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z51e45W0Tdk&NR=1 he actually does it]]. What makes it even worse is the abrupt change in music at that moment from Ice-T's "Colors" to the theme from ''Sanford & Son''.

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* In ''{{Hancock}}'', the titular hero agrees to go to prison and ''stay'' there for a while. Naturally, he's quickly confronted by several guys he put there. When they start trying to harass them, him, he singles out the two leaders, and threatens to [[AssShove shove one's head (Matrix's) up the other's ass (Man Mountain's)]]. When they don't back off, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z51e45W0Tdk&NR=1 he actually does it]]. What makes it even worse is the abrupt change in music at that moment from Ice-T's "Colors" to the theme from ''Sanford & Son''.
12th Jun '12 9:29:57 PM Fireblood
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