History Funny / Hancock

19th Feb '18 2:38:22 AM Saveelich
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'''Hancock''': What, you want a cookie? Get the hell out my face.\\

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'''Hancock''': What, you want a cookie? Get the hell out outta my face.\\
19th Feb '18 2:37:42 AM Saveelich
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19th Feb '18 2:34:50 AM Saveelich
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** The thugs' biggest mistake after that? Shooting at him? Hell no. Breaking his glasses? Not even close. They ''broke his alcohol bottle''.

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** The thugs' biggest mistake after that? Shooting at him? Hell no. Breaking his glasses? Not even close. They ''broke his alcohol booze bottle''.
19th Feb '18 2:34:02 AM Saveelich
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'''Hancock''': [[BigWhat WHAT]]?\\

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'''Hancock''': [[BigWhat WHAT]]?\\WHAT]]?!\\
24th Jan '18 12:53:48 PM Saveelich
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** The thugs' biggest mistake after that? Shooting at him? Hell no. Breaking his glasses? Not even close. They ''break his alcohol bottle''.

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** The thugs' biggest mistake after that? Shooting at him? Hell no. Breaking his glasses? Not even close. They ''break ''broke his alcohol bottle''.
24th Jan '18 12:53:10 PM Saveelich
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* Our introduction to Hancock? He's first seen sleeping on a bench with alcohol bottles like a hobo, not giving a damn to what's happening in the city. It is a ''little boy'' who has the balls to wake him up and tell him do his job. With an insult to boot as he begrudges.

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* Our introduction to Hancock? He's first seen sleeping on a bench with alcohol bottles like a hobo, not giving a damn to what's happening in the city. It is a ''little boy'' who has the balls to wake him up and tell him do his job. With an insult to boot as he begrudges.boot.
24th Oct '17 3:42:46 AM PurpleElement
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-->'''Hancock''': I can do this all day. ''(mimics banging pans together with Mary's head in the middle)''

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-->'''Hancock''': I can do this all day. ''(mimics banging pans together with Mary's [[spoiler: Mary's]] head in the middle)''



* Doubling as a CrowningMomentofAwesome, the moments leading up to Hancock [[spoiler:severing Red's hand,]] with Red ''[[WhatAnIdiot continuously]]'' pressing Hancock's BerserkButton. And then culminating in...

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* Doubling as a CrowningMomentofAwesome, CrowningMomentOfAwesome, the moments leading up to Hancock [[spoiler:severing Red's hand,]] with Red ''[[WhatAnIdiot continuously]]'' pressing Hancock's BerserkButton. And then culminating in...
16th Oct '17 12:13:50 AM Saveelich
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-->'''Hancock''': It's not sexual! (explosion in the background) Not that you're an attractive woman! ({{Beat}}) In fact, you're a very attractive woman--
-->'''Policewoman''': ''Get me the hell out of here!''
-->(Hancock obliges and starts carrying her out of the gunfight)
** Ray teaches Hancock the importance of saying "Good job", so Hancock spends much of the scene saying "Good job" really, really awkwardly to members of the police, who just stare at him in shock.

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-->'''Hancock''': It's not sexual! (explosion ''(explosion in the background) background)'' Not that you're an attractive woman! ({{Beat}}) ''({{Beat}})'' In fact, you're a very attractive woman--
-->'''Policewoman''': ''Get me the hell out of here!''
-->(Hancock
GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
-->''(Hancock
obliges and starts carrying her out of the gunfight)
gunfight)''
** Ray teaches Hancock the importance of saying "Good job", so Hancock spends much of the scene saying "Good job" really, really ''really'' awkwardly to members of the police, cops, who just stare at him in shock.



-->'''Hancock''': I can do this all day. (mimics banging pans together with Mary's head in the middle)

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-->'''Hancock''': I can do this all day. (mimics ''(mimics banging pans together with Mary's head in the middle)middle)''



-->'''Ray''': Greenpeace does. Walter [The Whale] does.

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-->'''Ray''': Greenpeace does. Walter [The Whale] [the whale] does.
17th Jun '17 8:21:12 AM Alxiz
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* Hancock calmly strolls into a vicious firefight between criminals and the police, casually wiping off the streaks left by bullets bouncing off of his suit, while everyone around him is desperately hiding behind cars.



-->'''Hancock''': It's not sexual! (explosion in the background) Not that you're an attractive woman! In fact, you're a very attractive woman--

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-->'''Hancock''': It's not sexual! (explosion in the background) Not that you're an attractive woman! ({{Beat}}) In fact, you're a very attractive woman--


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** Ray teaches Hancock the importance of saying "Good job", so Hancock spends much of the scene saying "Good job" really, really awkwardly to members of the police, who just stare at him in shock.


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-->'''Hancock''': I can do this all day. (mimics banging pans together with Mary's head in the middle)
15th Jun '17 3:13:19 AM ImSpidey2
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* Right before Hancock saves Ray from the train, he knocks on the hood, and just shrugs at Ray, giving him a look that screams "...seriously?".



* "You have a very attractive body. May I have permission to touch your body?" "JUST GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"

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* "You have a very attractive body. May This exchange:
-->'''Hancock''': Good job! Do
I have permission to touch your body?" "JUST GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"body?!
-->'''Policewoman''': Yes!
-->'''Hancock''': It's not sexual! (explosion in the background) Not that you're an attractive woman! In fact, you're a very attractive woman--
-->'''Policewoman''': ''Get me the hell out of here!''
-->(Hancock obliges and starts carrying her out of the gunfight)
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