Kenneth 'Red' Parker Jr.: Aw, use your words. How did it make you feel?
Man Mountain: Sore.
And let's not forget Ray's deadpan delivery of "...Did you shove a man's head up another man's ass?"
"You have a very attractive body. May I have permission to touch your body?" "JUST GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"
"Homo. Homo in red. Norwegian homo."
"If you don't pull over and give yourselves up quietly, I swear to Christ, your head is going up the driver's ass, his head is going up your ass, (points to someone else) and you drew the short stick 'cause your head is going up my ass."
Hancock breaking a number of kitchen implements against Mary, who is similarly powered.
ESPECIALLY the bit with the two pans when she turns around and catches him in the act.
The whale Youtube video when Hancock grabs a beached whale by the tail and throws him out to sea, landing smack in the middle of a small yacht.
Hancock: *puzzled* I don't even remember that.
Ray: Greenpeace does. Walter [The Whale] does.
Or his defense for pushing in front of children for ice cream while half-naked in burnt clothes.
Ray: Those were children, Hancock.
Hancock: Have you ever put out an apartment fire, Ray?