History Funny / Gun

6th Jul '15 4:14:10 AM CynicalBastardo
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--->"''Water! Water! Somebody piss on me or somethin'! AAAAAAAGGGHH!''"

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--->"''Water! Water! Somebody piss on me or somethin'! AAAAAAAGGGHH!''"AAAAAAAGGGHH!''"
* One of the BountyHunter missions involves killing a horse rustler to get a prized horse back. When you return the horse to its owner, the owner tells you that the bounty was nothing compared to the price he'll get for the horse at the glue factory.
23rd Apr '14 9:30:16 AM bernardthebeanpole
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--->''With balls as big as my eyeeeees!''

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--->''With balls as big as my between his eyeeeees!''
2nd Feb '13 2:52:31 PM NoChorus
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--->'''Resistance Member:''' It's about time you showed up! Jones here was about to [[BringMyBrownPants shit himself!]]

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--->'''Resistance Member:''' It's about time you showed up! Jones here was about to [[BringMyBrownPants shit himself!]]himself!]]
* Setting people on fire can result in some hilarious responses.
--->"''AAARRRGGGGHHH! WE ON FIRRRRRRREEEEE!''"
--->"''Water! Water! Somebody piss on me or somethin'! AAAAAAAGGGHH!''"
2nd Feb '13 2:49:37 PM NoChorus
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* In the mission immediately after [[spoiler:her death]], there are multiple groups of enemies that Colton must sneak up on. Some of them, when you get close enough to them, will sing a song called "Old Jenny,"

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* In the mission immediately after [[spoiler:her death]], there are multiple groups of enemies Hoodoo Brown's goons that Colton must sneak up on. Some of them, when you get close enough to them, will sing a song called "Old Jenny,"



--->''With balls as big as my eyeeeees!''

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--->''With balls as big as my eyeeeees!''eyeeeees!''
* At the beginning of the mission where you have to defend Port as he pushes the cannon through Empire City, two of the Resistance show how...anxious they were for your arrival.
--->'''Resistance Member:''' It's about time you showed up! Jones here was about to [[BringMyBrownPants shit himself!]]
2nd Feb '13 2:43:44 PM NoChorus
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* In the mission immediately after [[spoiler:her death]], there are multiple groups of enemies that Colton must sneak up on. Some of them, when you get close enough to them, will sing a song called "Old Jenny,"
--->''There once was a Dodge City Maid, who was a whore by trade''
--->''For a buck and a wax, she'd lie on her back''
--->''And let skinny cowboys poke at her craaaaack,''
--->''One day, to her surprise, her belly began to rise,''
--->''And her slit gave a grunt, and out jumped a runt''
--->''With balls as big as my eyeeeees!''
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