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1	* In the mission immediately after her death, there are multiple groups of Hoodoo Brown's goons that Colton must sneak up on. Some of them, when you get close enough to them, will sing a song called "Old Jenny,"
2	-->''There once was a Dodge City Maid, who was a whore by trade''
3	-->''For a buck and a wax, she'd lie on her back''
4	-->''And let skinny cowboys poke at her craaaaack,''
5	-->''One day, to her surprise, her belly began to rise,''
6	-->''Her slit gave a grunt, and out jumped a runt''
7	-->''With his balls between his eyeeeees!''
8	-->'''(Chorus)'''
9	-->''Oh, the moon shines tonight on dear ol' Jenny,''
10	-->''As she lays a-sleepin', a shadow comes creepin',''
11	-->''Mmmmmmmm, with eyes a-gleamin',''
12	-->''And hopes of reamin' Alhambra maid!''
13	* At the beginning of the mission where you have to defend Port as he pushes the cannon through Empire City, two of the Resistance show how...anxious they were for your arrival.
14	-->'''Resistance Member:''' It's about time you showed up! Jones here was about to [[BringMyBrownPants shit himself!]]
15	* Setting people on fire can result in some hilarious responses.
16	-->"''AAARRRGGGGHHH! WE ON FIRRRRRRREEEEE!''"
17	-->"''Water! Water! Somebody piss on me or somethin'! AAAAAAAGGGHH!''"
18	* One of the BountyHunter missions involves killing a horse rustler to get a prized horse back. When you return the horse to its owner, the owner tells you that the bounty was nothing compared to the price he'll get for the horse at the glue factory.
19	* Some bounty hunting missions can have downright hilarious descriptions. The one below sounds like it was written by an extreme DeadpanSnarker.
20	-->''Preferred alive, but no tears will be shed if he arrives in a casket.''
21	* Near the end of the game, Cole and Soap ride together toward Macgruder, and along the way Soap regales Cole about a time he was robbing a wealthy man's hotel room, until he was interrupted by the man's mistress, and hid underneath her toilet; lamenting that while he got the best peep show of his life, he had to spend 2 whole days [[{{Squick}} cleaning off the woman's waste]].

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