History Funny / GreenEggsAndHam2019

''(GilliganCut to Sam and Guy sitting on opposite seats)''\\

* In a rare case of out-and-out BlackComedy for the show, the restaurant Guy walks into after getting out of jail has a faulty sign, blinking JUST(in's) DI(n)E(r)

* Where did Sam get the kite, snorkel and pole vault pole to break into the zoo? Why, at [[SeverelySpecializedStore Lem's Kite, Snorkel and Sole Vault Poles]], of course! There's even [[LampshadeHanging a sign out front reading "Plummeting Out of Business."]]

** Becomes a BrickJoke when Michellee almost barges into the bathroom and Sam, who can't bare to look, draws eyes on his eyelids and a circle around his mouth while yelling "NOOOO!!!" as if ''actually yelling'' isn't enough.

* Sam tries to keep Michellee busy by asking about her bean-counting career. He can't even listen for three seconds before he [[NapInducingSpeak starts dozing off]], forcing him to do all of the cliche tactics for staying awake, like doing jumping jacks, drinking coffee, and [[UpToEleven even]] pouring coffee ''[[EyeScream onto his eyeballs]]''. By the end of it, he's fast asleep with eyes and a smiley mouth drawn over his sleeping face.

!!!Too Yookia With Love

* Philip's [[UncertainDoom fate]] - he starts admiring himself in the reflection of a bubble created from the Moo-Lacka-Moo explosion and notices a piece of grass in his teeth. He gets closer to the bubble to get it out only for the bubble to suck him in. Marilyn comes by and blows the bubble, along with Philip in it, away.

* Philip not knowing which button to push in order to start a company's plane... despite it having only one button ''literally labeled'' "The only button".

-->'''Inventors''': Still going to Meepville! Can't hear that guy screaming!

* After an unpleasant phone call [[spoiler:from DaChief]], Gluntz promises [=McWinkle=] not to sugarcoat what she was told... then proceeds with what is [[BlatantLies obviously the opposite]] of what she's just been told before making the most {{adorkabl|e}}ly innocent face.

* Guy: "[[ARareSentence Is there anywhere on the train to watch paint in peace?]]"

* The recursive model train appears again, this time with miniature versions of the Bad Guys climbing on top of it (and letting Guy know they're on his tail).

** The cops themselves, who just march around yells "COPS!" over and over.

** The sugar high effect flannel candy gives to the carnival patrons. Gluntz takes a bite of some and ''runs through a friggin' wall'', then starts hopping around like Daffy Duck. Downing all of it at once gives her enough of a rush to knock down a (rigged) milk bottle game, along with the entire stand itself.

'''E.B''': (''concerned''): Um... mom, can you come back to me now?\\

* Not only are the handcuffs that the officer uses on Sam two Dr. Seuss gloves on a chain, but [[BrickJoke they play a little "Gen-U-Ine Co-on-vict!" jingle, like Michellee and E.B.'s friendship bracelet, when locked]]. Apparently, whoever made one made the other.

* The previous episode ended with [=McWinkle=] piecing together how to locate Sam in a ''[[Film/TheUsualSuspects Usual Suspects]]'' reference. When he reveals this brilliant deduction to Gluntz, she casually mentions that she figured it out "like, [[BreakingTheFourthWall three episodes ago]]."

* [=McWinkle=] mutters to himself "green eggs and ham" three times as he is finally putting the pieces together, which causes the waitress to misunderstand him as ordering ''three'' of the stuff. Then it's raised to ''four'' orders after Gluntz mentions it as well. By the time the two are about to leave the diner, the waitress has all four orders of green eggs and ham ready on the counter, much to [=McWinkle=]'s chagrin.

* TheReveal that The BADGUYS aren't literal {{card carrying villain}}s, as we've been lead to believe, but wildlife conservationists and that "BADGUYS" is an acronym for '''B'''ureau of '''A'''nimal '''D'''efense - '''G'''lurfsburg '''U'''pper '''Y'''ipville '''S'''ection. It's so [[OverlyPreparedGag belabored]] (even [[SoUnfunnyItsFunny stupid]]), that you can't help but find it hilarious.

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** [[spoiler: In season 2, Michelle and Guy have magnetic wedding rings that play a similar jingle, "E-ter-nal Courtship!"]]