History Funny / GrantMorrisonsBatman

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[[caption-width-right:350:''"[[LaserGuidedKarma Walked right into that like a pro]]. You've done this before, am I right?"'']]
* Damian didn't know about the rocket.
* Man-of-Bats is trying to surgically remove a bomb from Knight's stomach.
--> Just lie back and think of England.
* El (fake) Sombrero bragging about his overly-elaborate death traps, stating that any other criminal would just shoot their hostages so they can have more time for partying and coke-sniffing.
* In the aftermath of the police station assault by the Circus of the Strange, Dick is frantically searching for Damian. He finds Damian "interrogating" Big Top (a bearded lady version of the Blob) by basically sticking her head in a small bucket and whacking it with a stick. It's so over-the-top mean spirited that it's kind of hilarious.
* 'Sexy disco hot' and the following dance sequence from Pyg is hilarious as it is disturbing.
-->'''Damian:''' You...you just ''redefined'' wrong.
* BATCOW!
* Batman vs. The Red Hood:
-->'''Batman (Dick Grayson)''': Don't make me humiliate you in front of your new girlfriend.\\
'''Red Hood''': [[SheIsNotMyGirlfriend SHE'S NOT MY--]] \\
'''Batman''': *slams his head into the ground* Backstory. Not interested.
* "What is it about the sombrero? Some things are just naturally funny."
* "Anyway, what's the problem? Haven't you ever been mind controlled by a gorilla?"
* Seeing all of Batman's most recognisable rogues sitting at an auction in full costume is quite a sight, especially given their irate reactions to the new Batman and Robin interrupting their auction.
* When Bruce finds himself in the Stone Age, he encounters a cro-magnon who introduces the rest of his tribe. One such member - who green eyes and laughs compulsively - is identified as "Joker". Bruce doesn't find him funny.
* Batman invites Catwoman to go on an adventure with him in Japan. She agrees, one one condition: so long as it doesn't involve water. As they work the case, they end up in a comic shop where Selina is repulsed by tentacle porn. At the end of the issue, a hostage is dropped into a tank full of water (and also a horrible tentacle monster), with only Catwoman available to rescue her.
--> '''Catwoman''': What was the ONE THING?
* Gordon in ''Batman and Robin'' #16. [[spoiler: "Get me some clothes and DON'T EVEN ASK!"]]
* The banana peel.
* Batman on a thinly veiled version of CBR spreading ridiculous rumors about himself.
* Doubles as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome in certain aspects, but in ''Batman Incorporated: Leviathan Strikes!'', three of the teachers at the school for super villains that Stephanie Brown is investigating are unnamed expies of [[spoiler: Music/LadyGaga, Music/KatyPerry, and Music/{{Rihanna}}. The headmistress is {{Music/Madonna}}]]
* Alfred explaining that he feeds gourmet food to the bats in the Batcave.
* [[http://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpgg5y8kQD1r0hhjio1_1280.jpg This cover]], with short little Damian on the far right trying to get into frame.
-->'''Frazer Irving''': This is my idea of a joke.
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* Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome in certain aspects, but in ''Batman Incorporated: Leviathan Strikes!'', three of the teachers at the school for super villains that Stephanie Brown is investigating are unnamed expies of [[spoiler: Music/LadyGaga, Music/KatyPerry, and Music/{{Rihanna}}. The headmistress is {{Music/Madonna}}]]

* Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome in certain aspects, but in ''Batman Incorporated: Leviathan Strikes!'', three of the teachers at the school for super villains that Stephanie Brown is investigating are unnamed expies of [[spoiler: Music/LadyGaga, KatyPerry, and {{Rihanna}}. The headmistress is {{Music/Madonna}}]]

* Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome in certain aspects, but in ''Batman Incorporated: Leviathan Strikes!'', three of the teachers at the school for super villains that Stephanie Brown is investigating are unnamed expies of [[spoiler: Music/LadyGaga, KatyPerry, and {{Rihanna}}. The headmistress is {{Madonna}}]]

* Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome in certain aspects, but in ''Batman Incorporated: Leviathan Strikes!'', three of the teachers at the school for super villains that Stephanie Brown is investigating are unnamed expies of [[spoiler: LadyGaga, KatyPerry, and {{Rihanna}}. The headmistress is {{Madonna}}]]

--> "'''Catwoman''': What was the ONE THING?

--> ""Catwoman"": What was the ONE THING?

* Batman on a thinly veiled version of CBR spreading ridiculous rumors about himself.

* Damian didn't know about the rocket.

'''Red Hood''': SHE'S NOT MY-- \\

* Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome in certain aspects, but in ''Batman Incorporated: Leviathan Strikes!'', three of the teachers at the school for super villains that Stephanie Brown is investigating are unnamed expies of [[spoiler: LadyGaga, KatyPerry, and {{Rihanna}}.]]

* Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome in certain aspects, but in ''Batman Incorporated: Leviathan Strikes!'', three of the teachers at the school for super villains that Stephanie Brown is investigating are unnamed expies of [[spoiler: LadyGaga, KatyPerry, and Rhianna.]]