History Funny / GrandTheftAutoViceCity

20th Feb '17 5:53:08 PM nombretomado
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-->'''Tommy:''' "[[{{Casablanca}} Y'know Ken, I think this could be the beginning of a beautiful business relationship...]] [[EsotericHappyEnding after all,]] [[EvilLawyerJoke you're a conniving, backstabbing two-bit thief]] - ''[[HypocrisyNod and I'm]]'' ''[[VillainProtagonist a convicted psychotic killer and drug dealer!!]]'' (Laughs)"\\

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-->'''Tommy:''' "[[{{Casablanca}} "[[Film/{{Casablanca}} Y'know Ken, I think this could be the beginning of a beautiful business relationship...]] [[EsotericHappyEnding after all,]] [[EvilLawyerJoke you're a conniving, backstabbing two-bit thief]] - ''[[HypocrisyNod and I'm]]'' ''[[VillainProtagonist a convicted psychotic killer and drug dealer!!]]'' (Laughs)"\\
25th Oct '16 4:24:30 PM dlchen145
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** Some other things Rosenburg says indicates he's got the whole police department caught in a [[JustForPun vice]], calling down officers who owe him a favor, or [[HilaritySues threatening to sue the department for "discrimination" or "police brutality" or what-not]]. And while he does this, Rosenburg sounds nothing like the NervousWreck he is throughout the game, but a full-fledged ''MagnificentBastard''. It's really funny how the NoRespectGuy finally gets a chance to do something even the {{Badass}} Tommy Vercetti can't do - ''bend Vice City's legal system on its ear, and still "technically" follow the law!'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUuhZsHLcrQ You can listen his various quotes here]].

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** Some other things Rosenburg says indicates he's got the whole police department caught in a [[JustForPun vice]], calling down officers who owe him a favor, or [[HilaritySues threatening to sue the department for "discrimination" or "police brutality" or what-not]]. And while he does this, Rosenburg sounds nothing like the NervousWreck he is throughout the game, but a full-fledged ''MagnificentBastard''. It's really funny how the NoRespectGuy finally gets a chance to do something even the {{Badass}} badass Tommy Vercetti can't do - ''bend Vice City's legal system on its ear, and still "technically" follow the law!'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUuhZsHLcrQ You can listen his various quotes here]].
22nd Jul '16 10:58:10 AM Phoenixion
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** Some other things Rosenburg says indicates he's got the whole police department caught in a [[JustForPun vice]], calling down officers who owe him a favor, or [[HilaritySues threatening to sue the department for "discrimination" or "police brutality" or what-not]]. And while he does this, Rosenburg sounds nothing like the NervousWreck he is throughout the game, but a full-fledged ''MagnificentBastard''. It's really funny how the NoRespectGuy finally gets a chance to do something even the {{Badass}} Tommy Vercetti can't do - ''bend Vice City's legal system on its ear, and still "technically" follow the law!''

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** Some other things Rosenburg says indicates he's got the whole police department caught in a [[JustForPun vice]], calling down officers who owe him a favor, or [[HilaritySues threatening to sue the department for "discrimination" or "police brutality" or what-not]]. And while he does this, Rosenburg sounds nothing like the NervousWreck he is throughout the game, but a full-fledged ''MagnificentBastard''. It's really funny how the NoRespectGuy finally gets a chance to do something even the {{Badass}} Tommy Vercetti can't do - ''bend Vice City's legal system on its ear, and still "technically" follow the law!''law!'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUuhZsHLcrQ You can listen his various quotes here]].
11th Jun '16 9:55:00 PM IvanovTroping97
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'''Jezz''': Just keep the pedal to the metal!\\
''(later)''\\
28th May '16 7:35:42 AM MsChibi
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* Tommy can drive ''any'' sort of car, truck, or motorcycle, and even fly a helicopter...but instantly dies when he touches water.
19th May '16 10:55:22 AM IvanovTroping97
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* The first phone call that Tommy gets after obtaining a mobile phone:
-->'''Unknown:''' Hey, uh, Leo, I think we have buyer for Diaz's merchandise. Gotta give them a ring, man, set up the deal, you know?\\
'''Tommy:''' Where are you now?\\
'''Unknown:''' You okay Leo? You sound kinda... different.\\
'''Tommy:''' Just tell me where you are.\\
'''Unknown:''' Who the hell is this? Put Leo on, man!\\
'''Tommy:''' Leo's gone away for a while, he left me in charge.\\
'''Unknown:''' Screw you, man!
16th Mar '16 1:13:15 AM EuroBurro
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* Couzin Ed, the {{Jerkass}} former DJ at V-Rock calls in at one point, apparently getting kicked off the station in favor of Lazlow. He has apparently left the hard-partying life of a metalhead, and now works as poorly paid job as a bus driver, which apparently causes some friction between Ed and his wife.
12th Mar '16 11:38:34 AM Shamrock95
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* After the final mission, Colonel Cortez will call Tommy in a panic, asking him about some kind of awful rumor he's heard about Mercedes. Given how promiscuous Mercedes is, one would expect him to be upset over her sleeping around. [[spoiler:It's not that—he heard a rumor that she was planning to become [[FauxHorrific a lawyer.]]]]
** The scene is capped off by Cortez telling Tommy he has to go meet somebody. Apparently, Cortez killed the guy's father in a coup, so he has to be polite.
23rd Feb '16 5:43:15 AM TheHeroHartmut
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--> '''Diaz''' (screaming at his VCR player): Eject! Plastic crap! You doing this to ME?! Who do you think you are, you piece of plastic SHIT!?! Aaaaargh! SCREW YOU!!! (Diaz shoots up his VCR, Tommy walks in)
--> '''Diaz''': It eats [[{{Filth}} my favorite El Burro movie]], it die! What else could I do?
--> '''Tommy''': It's probably not plugged in.
--> '''Diaz''': What? (looks closely and sees that Tommy was right) Damn - no matter, I can buy a hundred more.

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--> '''Diaz''' -->'''Diaz''' (screaming at his VCR player): Eject! Plastic crap! You doing this to ME?! Who do you think you are, you piece of plastic SHIT!?! Aaaaargh! SCREW YOU!!! (Diaz shoots up his VCR, Tommy walks in)
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in)\\
'''Diaz''': It eats [[{{Filth}} my favorite El Burro movie]], it die! What else could I do?
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do?\\
'''Tommy''': It's probably not plugged in.
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in.\\
'''Diaz''': What? (looks closely and sees that Tommy was right) Damn - no matter, I can buy a hundred more.



--> '''Thug 1:''' What should I do about her?
--> '''Thug 2:''' ''Forget'' about her, Mario!
--> '''Thug 1:''' I told myself, "Mario, take it easy!"
--> '''Thug 2:''' You better tell him, Mario.
--> '''Thug 3:''' Hey, it's Mr V!

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--> '''Thug -->'''Thug 1:''' What should I do about her?
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her?\\
'''Thug 2:''' ''Forget'' about her, Mario!
-->
Mario!\\
'''Thug 1:''' I told myself, "Mario, take it easy!"
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easy!"\\
'''Thug 2:''' You better tell him, Mario.
-->
Mario.\\
'''Thug 3:''' Hey, it's Mr V!



--> '''Tommy:''' "[[{{Casablanca}} Y'know Ken, I think this could be the beginning of a beautiful business relationship...]] [[EsotericHappyEnding after all,]] [[EvilLawyerJoke you're a conniving, backstabbing two-bit thief]] - ''[[HypocrisyNod and I'm]]'' ''[[VillainProtagonist a convicted psychotic killer and drug dealer!!]]'' (Laughs)"
--> '''Ken:''' ([[YesMan Utterly sincere]]) "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint I know... Ain't it just beautiful?]]"

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--> '''Tommy:''' -->'''Tommy:''' "[[{{Casablanca}} Y'know Ken, I think this could be the beginning of a beautiful business relationship...]] [[EsotericHappyEnding after all,]] [[EvilLawyerJoke you're a conniving, backstabbing two-bit thief]] - ''[[HypocrisyNod and I'm]]'' ''[[VillainProtagonist a convicted psychotic killer and drug dealer!!]]'' (Laughs)"
-->
(Laughs)"\\
'''Ken:''' ([[YesMan Utterly sincere]]) "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint I know... Ain't it just beautiful?]]"



--> (Upon told on getting a suit to attend a fancy party - by ''[[NoRespectGuy Rosenberg]]'' of all people!) "Who does that guy think he is? Now I gotta dress like a chump as well as hang out with them? (Genuinely hurt) ''I like this shirt...''"
--> "Great, more crap to wipe up! ''What did I do in a past life to deserve this?''"
--> "[[EvilLawyerJoke Lawyer pricks,]] rug-wearing pricks - ''[[SurroundedByIdiots I'm surrounded by pricks!!]]''"
--> "Abandonment issues?! What a freak... why can't I meet someone that's ''normal'' for a change?"
--> "[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Dumb. Florida. Moron.]]"

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--> (Upon told on getting a suit to attend a fancy party - by ''[[NoRespectGuy Rosenberg]]'' of all people!) "Who does that guy think he is? Now I gotta dress like a chump as well as hang out with them? (Genuinely hurt) ''I like this shirt...''"
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''"\\
"Great, more crap to wipe up! ''What did I do in a past life to deserve this?''"
-->
this?''"\\
"[[EvilLawyerJoke Lawyer pricks,]] rug-wearing pricks - ''[[SurroundedByIdiots I'm surrounded by pricks!!]]''"
-->
pricks!!]]''"\\
"Abandonment issues?! What a freak... why can't I meet someone that's ''normal'' for a change?"
-->
change?"\\
"[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Dumb. Florida. Moron.]]"



-->'''Tommy''': Remember, smile at the other cops.
-->'''Lance''': Hey there, officer. Nice badge, nice badge.
-->'''Tommy''': [[DeadpanSnarker Real smooth, Lance.]]

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-->'''Tommy''': Remember, smile at the other cops.
-->'''Lance''':
cops.\\
'''Lance''':
Hey there, officer. Nice badge, nice badge.
-->'''Tommy''':
badge.\\
'''Tommy''':
[[DeadpanSnarker Real smooth, Lance.]]
8th Feb '16 6:28:08 AM KilgoreTrout
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** The fact that Tommy is constantly annoyed throughout the whole mission makes it even more funnier. '''Tommy''': The green one. If you only watch one YouTube video of a mission in this game, watch [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRC9g9c9N0g this one.]]

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** The fact that Tommy is constantly annoyed throughout the whole mission makes it even more funnier. '''Tommy''': The green one. If you only watch one YouTube video of a mission in this game, watch [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRC9g9c9N0g this one.]]


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'''Tommy''': The green one.
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