History Funny / GrandTheftAutoViceCity

22nd Jul '16 10:58:10 AM Phoenixion
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** Some other things Rosenburg says indicates he's got the whole police department caught in a [[JustForPun vice]], calling down officers who owe him a favor, or [[HilaritySues threatening to sue the department for "discrimination" or "police brutality" or what-not]]. And while he does this, Rosenburg sounds nothing like the NervousWreck he is throughout the game, but a full-fledged ''MagnificentBastard''. It's really funny how the NoRespectGuy finally gets a chance to do something even the {{Badass}} Tommy Vercetti can't do - ''bend Vice City's legal system on its ear, and still "technically" follow the law!''

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** Some other things Rosenburg says indicates he's got the whole police department caught in a [[JustForPun vice]], calling down officers who owe him a favor, or [[HilaritySues threatening to sue the department for "discrimination" or "police brutality" or what-not]]. And while he does this, Rosenburg sounds nothing like the NervousWreck he is throughout the game, but a full-fledged ''MagnificentBastard''. It's really funny how the NoRespectGuy finally gets a chance to do something even the {{Badass}} Tommy Vercetti can't do - ''bend Vice City's legal system on its ear, and still "technically" follow the law!''law!'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUuhZsHLcrQ You can listen his various quotes here]].
11th Jun '16 9:55:00 PM IvanovTroping97
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'''Jezz''': Just keep the pedal to the metal!\\
''(later)''\\
28th May '16 7:35:42 AM MsChibi
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* Tommy can drive ''any'' sort of car, truck, or motorcycle, and even fly a helicopter...but instantly dies when he touches water.
19th May '16 10:55:22 AM IvanovTroping97
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* The first phone call that Tommy gets after obtaining a mobile phone:
-->'''Unknown:''' Hey, uh, Leo, I think we have buyer for Diaz's merchandise. Gotta give them a ring, man, set up the deal, you know?\\
'''Tommy:''' Where are you now?\\
'''Unknown:''' You okay Leo? You sound kinda... different.\\
'''Tommy:''' Just tell me where you are.\\
'''Unknown:''' Who the hell is this? Put Leo on, man!\\
'''Tommy:''' Leo's gone away for a while, he left me in charge.\\
'''Unknown:''' Screw you, man!
16th Mar '16 1:13:15 AM EuroBurro
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* Couzin Ed, the {{Jerkass}} former DJ at V-Rock calls in at one point, apparently getting kicked off the station in favor of Lazlow. He has apparently left the hard-partying life of a metalhead, and now works as poorly paid job as a bus driver, which apparently causes some friction between Ed and his wife.
12th Mar '16 11:38:34 AM Shamrock95
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* After the final mission, Colonel Cortez will call Tommy in a panic, asking him about some kind of awful rumor he's heard about Mercedes. Given how promiscuous Mercedes is, one would expect him to be upset over her sleeping around. [[spoiler:It's not that—he heard a rumor that she was planning to become [[FauxHorrific a lawyer.]]]]
** The scene is capped off by Cortez telling Tommy he has to go meet somebody. Apparently, Cortez killed the guy's father in a coup, so he has to be polite.
23rd Feb '16 5:43:15 AM TheHeroHartmut
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--> '''Diaz''' (screaming at his VCR player): Eject! Plastic crap! You doing this to ME?! Who do you think you are, you piece of plastic SHIT!?! Aaaaargh! SCREW YOU!!! (Diaz shoots up his VCR, Tommy walks in)
--> '''Diaz''': It eats [[{{Filth}} my favorite El Burro movie]], it die! What else could I do?
--> '''Tommy''': It's probably not plugged in.
--> '''Diaz''': What? (looks closely and sees that Tommy was right) Damn - no matter, I can buy a hundred more.

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--> '''Diaz''' -->'''Diaz''' (screaming at his VCR player): Eject! Plastic crap! You doing this to ME?! Who do you think you are, you piece of plastic SHIT!?! Aaaaargh! SCREW YOU!!! (Diaz shoots up his VCR, Tommy walks in)
-->
in)\\
'''Diaz''': It eats [[{{Filth}} my favorite El Burro movie]], it die! What else could I do?
-->
do?\\
'''Tommy''': It's probably not plugged in.
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in.\\
'''Diaz''': What? (looks closely and sees that Tommy was right) Damn - no matter, I can buy a hundred more.



--> '''Thug 1:''' What should I do about her?
--> '''Thug 2:''' ''Forget'' about her, Mario!
--> '''Thug 1:''' I told myself, "Mario, take it easy!"
--> '''Thug 2:''' You better tell him, Mario.
--> '''Thug 3:''' Hey, it's Mr V!

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--> '''Thug -->'''Thug 1:''' What should I do about her?
-->
her?\\
'''Thug 2:''' ''Forget'' about her, Mario!
-->
Mario!\\
'''Thug 1:''' I told myself, "Mario, take it easy!"
-->
easy!"\\
'''Thug 2:''' You better tell him, Mario.
-->
Mario.\\
'''Thug 3:''' Hey, it's Mr V!



--> '''Tommy:''' "[[{{Casablanca}} Y'know Ken, I think this could be the beginning of a beautiful business relationship...]] [[EsotericHappyEnding after all,]] [[EvilLawyerJoke you're a conniving, backstabbing two-bit thief]] - ''[[HypocrisyNod and I'm]]'' ''[[VillainProtagonist a convicted psychotic killer and drug dealer!!]]'' (Laughs)"
--> '''Ken:''' ([[YesMan Utterly sincere]]) "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint I know... Ain't it just beautiful?]]"

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--> '''Tommy:''' -->'''Tommy:''' "[[{{Casablanca}} Y'know Ken, I think this could be the beginning of a beautiful business relationship...]] [[EsotericHappyEnding after all,]] [[EvilLawyerJoke you're a conniving, backstabbing two-bit thief]] - ''[[HypocrisyNod and I'm]]'' ''[[VillainProtagonist a convicted psychotic killer and drug dealer!!]]'' (Laughs)"
-->
(Laughs)"\\
'''Ken:''' ([[YesMan Utterly sincere]]) "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint I know... Ain't it just beautiful?]]"



--> (Upon told on getting a suit to attend a fancy party - by ''[[NoRespectGuy Rosenberg]]'' of all people!) "Who does that guy think he is? Now I gotta dress like a chump as well as hang out with them? (Genuinely hurt) ''I like this shirt...''"
--> "Great, more crap to wipe up! ''What did I do in a past life to deserve this?''"
--> "[[EvilLawyerJoke Lawyer pricks,]] rug-wearing pricks - ''[[SurroundedByIdiots I'm surrounded by pricks!!]]''"
--> "Abandonment issues?! What a freak... why can't I meet someone that's ''normal'' for a change?"
--> "[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Dumb. Florida. Moron.]]"

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--> (Upon told on getting a suit to attend a fancy party - by ''[[NoRespectGuy Rosenberg]]'' of all people!) "Who does that guy think he is? Now I gotta dress like a chump as well as hang out with them? (Genuinely hurt) ''I like this shirt...''"
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''"\\
"Great, more crap to wipe up! ''What did I do in a past life to deserve this?''"
-->
this?''"\\
"[[EvilLawyerJoke Lawyer pricks,]] rug-wearing pricks - ''[[SurroundedByIdiots I'm surrounded by pricks!!]]''"
-->
pricks!!]]''"\\
"Abandonment issues?! What a freak... why can't I meet someone that's ''normal'' for a change?"
-->
change?"\\
"[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Dumb. Florida. Moron.]]"



-->'''Tommy''': Remember, smile at the other cops.
-->'''Lance''': Hey there, officer. Nice badge, nice badge.
-->'''Tommy''': [[DeadpanSnarker Real smooth, Lance.]]

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-->'''Tommy''': Remember, smile at the other cops.
-->'''Lance''':
cops.\\
'''Lance''':
Hey there, officer. Nice badge, nice badge.
-->'''Tommy''':
badge.\\
'''Tommy''':
[[DeadpanSnarker Real smooth, Lance.]]
8th Feb '16 6:28:08 AM KilgoreTrout
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** The fact that Tommy is constantly annoyed throughout the whole mission makes it even more funnier. '''Tommy''': The green one. If you only watch one YouTube video of a mission in this game, watch [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRC9g9c9N0g this one.]]

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** The fact that Tommy is constantly annoyed throughout the whole mission makes it even more funnier. '''Tommy''': The green one. If you only watch one YouTube video of a mission in this game, watch [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRC9g9c9N0g this one.]]


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'''Tommy''': The green one.
8th Feb '16 6:26:50 AM KilgoreTrout
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** The fact that Tommy is constantly annoyed throughout the whole mission makes it even more funnier.
--> '''Jezz''': Tommy pal, you gotta save the band!
--> '''Tommy''': I'm getting bored of this.
--> '''Jezz''': Which wire, Tommy?!
--> '''Tommy''': The green one.

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** The fact that Tommy is constantly annoyed throughout the whole mission makes it even more funnier.
funnier. '''Tommy''': The green one. If you only watch one YouTube video of a mission in this game, watch [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRC9g9c9N0g this one.]]
--> '''Jezz''': Tommy pal, you gotta save the band!
-->
band!\\
'''Tommy''': I'm getting bored of this.
-->
this.\\
'''Jezz''': Which wire, Tommy?!
--> '''Tommy''': The green one.
Tommy?!\\
6th Feb '16 6:02:52 AM KilgoreTrout
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* The "G-Spotlight" mission requires you to do a lot of {{Roofhoppping}} on a motorcycle. Of course, there's the question of how you get a vehicle like that onto a rooftop so you can begin. Tommy decides to just drive straight into an office full of people, roll up to the nearest elevator, and ride into it when the doors open. In the elevator are a man and a woman, and they just stand there speechless as this stranger rides his motorcycle into their elevator and the doors close. Cut to security camera footage of the rising elevator, showing the man, the woman, and Tommy on his bike riding up in awkward silence. The doors finally open on the floor Tommy wants and he nonchalantly backs his bike out like this sort of thing is completely normal.

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* The "G-Spotlight" mission requires you to do a lot of {{Roofhoppping}} {{Roofhopping}} on a motorcycle. Of course, there's the question of how you get a vehicle like that onto a rooftop so you can begin. Tommy decides to just drive straight into an office full of people, roll up to the nearest elevator, and ride into it when the doors open. In the elevator are a man and a woman, and they just stand there speechless as this stranger rides his motorcycle into their elevator and the doors close. Cut to security camera footage of the rising elevator, showing the man, the woman, and Tommy on his bike riding up in awkward silence. The doors finally open on the floor Tommy wants and he nonchalantly backs his bike out like this sort of thing is completely normal.
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