History Funny / GrandTheftAutoViceCity

7th Nov '17 2:08:26 AM DLMaximum1
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* Tommy can drive ''any'' sort of car, truck, or motorcycle, and even fly a helicopter...but instantly dies when he touches water.

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* Tommy can drive ''any'' sort of car, truck, or motorcycle, and even fly a helicopter... but instantly dies when he touches water.
27th Mar '17 9:36:47 AM speedyboris
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* In the VCPR "Pressing Issues" about Morality:
--> '''Maurice Chavez''': Recently, rock artists joined together to provide famine aide to Alaska with the song, "Do They Know It's the Fourth of July?" Critics complain it's immoral to meddle in the affairs of other peoples and cultures. Pastor Richards-\\
'''Pastor Richards''': WHAT.
20th Feb '17 5:53:08 PM nombretomado
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-->'''Tommy:''' "[[{{Casablanca}} Y'know Ken, I think this could be the beginning of a beautiful business relationship...]] [[EsotericHappyEnding after all,]] [[EvilLawyerJoke you're a conniving, backstabbing two-bit thief]] - ''[[HypocrisyNod and I'm]]'' ''[[VillainProtagonist a convicted psychotic killer and drug dealer!!]]'' (Laughs)"\\

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-->'''Tommy:''' "[[{{Casablanca}} "[[Film/{{Casablanca}} Y'know Ken, I think this could be the beginning of a beautiful business relationship...]] [[EsotericHappyEnding after all,]] [[EvilLawyerJoke you're a conniving, backstabbing two-bit thief]] - ''[[HypocrisyNod and I'm]]'' ''[[VillainProtagonist a convicted psychotic killer and drug dealer!!]]'' (Laughs)"\\
25th Oct '16 4:24:30 PM dlchen145
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** Some other things Rosenburg says indicates he's got the whole police department caught in a [[JustForPun vice]], calling down officers who owe him a favor, or [[HilaritySues threatening to sue the department for "discrimination" or "police brutality" or what-not]]. And while he does this, Rosenburg sounds nothing like the NervousWreck he is throughout the game, but a full-fledged ''MagnificentBastard''. It's really funny how the NoRespectGuy finally gets a chance to do something even the {{Badass}} Tommy Vercetti can't do - ''bend Vice City's legal system on its ear, and still "technically" follow the law!'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUuhZsHLcrQ You can listen his various quotes here]].

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** Some other things Rosenburg says indicates he's got the whole police department caught in a [[JustForPun vice]], calling down officers who owe him a favor, or [[HilaritySues threatening to sue the department for "discrimination" or "police brutality" or what-not]]. And while he does this, Rosenburg sounds nothing like the NervousWreck he is throughout the game, but a full-fledged ''MagnificentBastard''. It's really funny how the NoRespectGuy finally gets a chance to do something even the {{Badass}} badass Tommy Vercetti can't do - ''bend Vice City's legal system on its ear, and still "technically" follow the law!'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUuhZsHLcrQ You can listen his various quotes here]].
22nd Jul '16 10:58:10 AM Phoenixion
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** Some other things Rosenburg says indicates he's got the whole police department caught in a [[JustForPun vice]], calling down officers who owe him a favor, or [[HilaritySues threatening to sue the department for "discrimination" or "police brutality" or what-not]]. And while he does this, Rosenburg sounds nothing like the NervousWreck he is throughout the game, but a full-fledged ''MagnificentBastard''. It's really funny how the NoRespectGuy finally gets a chance to do something even the {{Badass}} Tommy Vercetti can't do - ''bend Vice City's legal system on its ear, and still "technically" follow the law!''

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** Some other things Rosenburg says indicates he's got the whole police department caught in a [[JustForPun vice]], calling down officers who owe him a favor, or [[HilaritySues threatening to sue the department for "discrimination" or "police brutality" or what-not]]. And while he does this, Rosenburg sounds nothing like the NervousWreck he is throughout the game, but a full-fledged ''MagnificentBastard''. It's really funny how the NoRespectGuy finally gets a chance to do something even the {{Badass}} Tommy Vercetti can't do - ''bend Vice City's legal system on its ear, and still "technically" follow the law!''law!'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUuhZsHLcrQ You can listen his various quotes here]].
11th Jun '16 9:55:00 PM IvanovTroping97
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'''Jezz''': Just keep the pedal to the metal!\\
''(later)''\\
28th May '16 7:35:42 AM MsChibi
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* Tommy can drive ''any'' sort of car, truck, or motorcycle, and even fly a helicopter...but instantly dies when he touches water.
19th May '16 10:55:22 AM IvanovTroping97
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* The first phone call that Tommy gets after obtaining a mobile phone:
-->'''Unknown:''' Hey, uh, Leo, I think we have buyer for Diaz's merchandise. Gotta give them a ring, man, set up the deal, you know?\\
'''Tommy:''' Where are you now?\\
'''Unknown:''' You okay Leo? You sound kinda... different.\\
'''Tommy:''' Just tell me where you are.\\
'''Unknown:''' Who the hell is this? Put Leo on, man!\\
'''Tommy:''' Leo's gone away for a while, he left me in charge.\\
'''Unknown:''' Screw you, man!
16th Mar '16 1:13:15 AM EuroBurro
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* Couzin Ed, the {{Jerkass}} former DJ at V-Rock calls in at one point, apparently getting kicked off the station in favor of Lazlow. He has apparently left the hard-partying life of a metalhead, and now works as poorly paid job as a bus driver, which apparently causes some friction between Ed and his wife.
12th Mar '16 11:38:34 AM Shamrock95
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* After the final mission, Colonel Cortez will call Tommy in a panic, asking him about some kind of awful rumor he's heard about Mercedes. Given how promiscuous Mercedes is, one would expect him to be upset over her sleeping around. [[spoiler:It's not that—he heard a rumor that she was planning to become [[FauxHorrific a lawyer.]]]]
** The scene is capped off by Cortez telling Tommy he has to go meet somebody. Apparently, Cortez killed the guy's father in a coup, so he has to be polite.
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