Funny: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
- You're driving the Love Fist limo only to find out that it's a armed with a bomb, and the only way to not set it off is to drive fast, a la Speed, until the group finally disarms it. Hilarity Ensues.
Jezz: Tommy pal, you gotta save the band!Tommy: I'm getting bored of this.Jezz: Which wire, Tommy?!Tommy: The green one.
- The fact that Tommy is constantly annoyed throughout the whole mission makes it even more funnier.
- You drive like a lunatic all over town, running over innocents, gun down several people including cops, SWAT teams, FBI agents, and cause massive destruction of property, all in broad daylight and in plain view of every law enforcement officer in town. You are eventually arrested, and as you emerge from the police station (minus weapons and a small bribe/fine) you can hear Rosenburg in the background, "Tommy Vercetti is an innocent man!"
- Some other things Rosenburg says indicates he's got the whole police department caught in a vice, calling down officers who owe him a favor, or threatening to sue the department for "discrimination" or "police brutality" or what-not. And while he does this, Rosenburg sounds nothing like the Nervous Wreck he is throughout the game, but a full-fledged Magnificent Bastard. It's really funny how the No Respect Guy finally gets a chance to do something even the Badass Tommy Vercetti can't do - bend Vice City's legal system on its ear, and still "technically" follow the law!
- This exchange from the beginning of the mission "Supply and Demand":
Diaz (screaming at his VCR player): Eject! Plastic crap! You doing this to ME?! Who do you think you are, you piece of plastic SHIT!?! Aaaaargh! SCREW YOU!!! (Diaz shoots up his VCR, Tommy walks in)Diaz: It eats my favorite El Burro movie, it die! What else could I do?Tommy: It's probably not plugged in.Diaz: What? (looks closely and sees that Tommy was right) Damn - no matter, I can buy a hundred more.
- And just a little later in the scene, Diaz scratches his crotch with his gun.
- Tommy's Italian goombas and their generic dialogue.
Thug 1: What should I do about her?Thug 2: Forget about her, Mario!Thug 1: I told myself, "Mario, take it easy!"Thug 2: You better tell him, Mario.Thug 3: Hey, it's Mr V!
- This quip from the game's ending:
Tommy: "Y'know Ken, I think this could be the beginning of a beautiful business relationship... after all, you're a conniving, backstabbing two-bit thief - and I'm a convicted psychotic killer and drug dealer!! (Laughs)"
- Before the final mission, Ken talks about how he hates the prospect of him being a subject to Cement Shoes.
"I like fish. I love fish. I like them as pet in a bowl, or a food on a plate. But as much as I love them; I don't want to sleep with them!"
- Early in the game, we usually get an inside look into Tommy's thoughts after a mission cutscene ends. Most of them are full of snark.
(Upon told on getting a suit to attend a fancy party - by Rosenberg of all people!) "Who does that guy think he is? Now I gotta dress like a chump as well as hang out with them? (Genuinely hurt) I like this shirt...""Great, more crap to wipe up! What did I do in a past life to deserve this?""Abandonment issues?! What a freak... why can't I meet someone that's normal for a change?"
- The Keepie-Uppy Beach Ball Game. Completely random and pointless, but funny and strangely addicting. The game stats even keep track of your record!
- This bit from "Cop Land", where Tommy and Lance have to sneak into the mall and detonate a dud bomb (long story) by disguising themselves as police officers.
Tommy: Remember, smile at the other cops.Lance: Hey there, officer. Nice badge, nice badge.Tommy: Real smooth, Lance.