History Funny / GoldenEye

'''Bond:''' Darling, what could possibly go wrong, okay?\\

'''Bond:''' Darling, what could possibly go wrong, okay?\\
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** For added fun, the admiral's actor Billy J Mitchell, has that image of the grin as the main image on [[https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0593165/ his IMDb page.]]

For moments from the 1997 ''[=GoldenEye=]'' game for the Nintendo 64, go [[Funny/GoldenEye1997 here]].

-->'''Caroline''' (nervously watching Bond race across a mountainside road): I enjoy a spirited ride as much as the next girl, but...\\

'''Caroline''': Who's that?\\
'''Bond''' (smirking): The next girl!

--->'''Q''': Need I remind you, 007, that you have a licence to kill, not to break the traffic laws. [[note]] The French dub has Q admonish him with "not to drive the wrong way on the highway." [[/note]]

--->'''Q''': Three clicks ''(clicks the pen thrice)'' arms the four second fuse, another three ''(does so)'' disarms it.\\
'''Bond''': ''(takes the pen and clicks it three times at a slower rate than required to arm it)'' ...how long did you say the fuse was?\\
'''Q''': ''(snatches the pen)'' Oh, grow up, 007!

--->'''Q''': Don't touch that!\\

'''Q''': That's my lunch!

--->'''Bond''': ''[[FlatWhat Muffy?]]''\\
'''Wade''': ...third wife.

---> '''Wade''': Wanna hand me that hammer, there, Jimbo... ''(Bond reaches for a ballpene hammer)'' No, the bigger one, the sledge.

---->'''Valentin''': IRINA! TAKE A HIKE!\\
'''Irina''': ''(flips him off before [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere storming off]])''

--> '''James Bond''': Trust me.

-->'''Bond''': Standard operating procedure. [[IronicEcho Boys with toys.]]\\
'''Natalya''': Maybe ''I'' should take care of transportation for our trip to Cuba.\\
'''Bond''': Uh uh... [DoubleTake] ''Our'' trip?

--->'''Natalya''': What ''is'' it with you and moving vehicles?

-->'''Bond''': [[BluntYes Yes.]] Basic rule. Always call their bluff. ''[starts laughing, Natalya whacks him with a pillow]''

* Alec Trevelyan killing a scientist in the facility can be this to people who have played the game, since killing scientists and civilians is against the mission briefings.

--->'''Q''': Need I remind you, 007, that you have a licence to kill, not to break the traffic laws.[[note]]The French dub has Q admonish him with "not to drive the wrong way on the highway."[[/note]]

*** While 007 and Q are discussing the zipwire coiled in a belt buckle, an assistant enters a phone both and starts to make a call only to be shoved against the side by an airbag once he picks up the phone. The box is later wheeled off, with the assistant still trapped inside.

* Similarly, Bond's sauna encounter with Xenia strikes a good balance between sex, action, humour and slight hints of NightmareFuel; for all that it is a pretty solid fight - with Xenia shrugging off Bond's attempts at escape - and that it is both sexy and slightly nightmarish because of Xenia's killing method, there is something funny about elements of it, including Bond's eventual method of escape... And the fact that Creator/PierceBrosnan's '[[NarmCharm pain]][[MemeticMutation face]]' is on full display when he's at Xenia's mercy.

* Natalya asks Bond if he destroys every vehicle he gets into. Not a silly question since at that point she's witnessed the destruction of a military helicopter, a tank and a heavily armoured train.

* Boris' VillainousBreakdown at the end, from his OhCrap reaction to the antenna malfunction to shaking the computer and screaming "SPEAK TO ME!"

-->'''M:''' [[TakeThat Unlike the American government, we prefer not to get our bad news from]] Creator/{{CNN}}.

--->'''Q''': Three clicks ''(clicks the pen thrice)'' arms the device, another three ''(does so)'' disarms it.\\

''(Q fires off a missile hidding in the cast)''\\

*** After the exploding pen demonstration the camera has Q and Bond talking while another assistant is seen in the background between them talking on the phone while leaning back in an office chair -- which suddenly launches him offscreen via compressed air with a crash.