History Funny / Goblins

10th Nov '15 11:11:14 AM Isulfir
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* Minmax [[http://www.goblinscomic.org/04272015/ teaches the Goblins]] how to [[BrickJoke properly search for a secret door]]. And ''[[CrazyEnoughToWork it works]]''!
* Minmax and Fumbles [[http://www.goblinscomic.org/05112015/ continue to get on well together]].

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* Minmax [[http://www.goblinscomic.org/04272015/ org/04292015/ teaches the Goblins]] how to [[BrickJoke properly search for a secret door]]. And ''[[CrazyEnoughToWork it works]]''!
* Minmax and Fumbles [[http://www.goblinscomic.org/05112015/ org/05132015/ continue to get on well together]].



* [[http://www.goblinscomic.org/06042015/ "I am SO embarrassed to have him as my nemesis."]] Honestly, between Minmax's stupidity and the deadpan reactions of the goblins, the whole page is hilarious.
* When the group encounters a pillar that shows an image of what they lust after most, everyone starts giving Complains a hard time for envisioning a busty goblin woman... with ''hair''. Minmax chimes in with the teasing, and we get this exchange.

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* [[http://www.goblinscomic.org/06042015/ org/06082015/ "I am SO embarrassed to have him as my nemesis."]] Honestly, between Minmax's stupidity and the deadpan reactions of the goblins, the whole page is hilarious.
* When the group encounters a pillar that shows an image of [[http://www.goblinscomic.org/11012015-2/ what they lust after most, most]], everyone starts giving Complains a hard time for envisioning a busty goblin woman... with ''hair''. Minmax chimes in with the teasing, and we get this exchange.
1st Nov '15 5:40:00 PM TheMutant
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-->'''Forgath:''' Seriously? A Treasure Plant? Is herbert even trying anymore?\\

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-->'''Forgath:''' Seriously? A Treasure Plant? Is herbert Herbert even trying anymore?\\



* [[http://www.goblinscomic.org/07082011/ MINMAX... BEGIN THE ANCIENT, DWARVEN INCANTATION!]] Combined with a BrickJoke: remember, Min Max traded in his ability to rhyme on purpose in exchange for a skill.

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* [[http://www.goblinscomic.org/07082011/ MINMAX... BEGIN THE ANCIENT, DWARVEN INCANTATION!]] Combined with a BrickJoke: remember, Min Max Minmax traded in his ability to rhyme on purpose in exchange for a skill.



* When the group encounters a pillar that shows an image of what they lust after most, everyone starts giving Complains a hard time for envisioning a busty goblin woman... with *hair*. Minmax chimes in with the teasing, and we get this exchange.

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* When the group encounters a pillar that shows an image of what they lust after most, everyone starts giving Complains a hard time for envisioning a busty goblin woman... with *hair*.''hair''. Minmax chimes in with the teasing, and we get this exchange.
1st Nov '15 5:37:39 PM TheMutant
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* When the group encounters a pillar that shows an image of what they lust after most, everyone starts giving Complains a hard time for envisioning a busty goblin woman... with *hair*. Minmax chimes in with the teasing, and we get this exchange.
-->'''Complains''': But... ''you'' like hair!\\
'''Minmax''': Yeah, but I'm a human. It's totally different.\\
''(an image of an attractive, male, hairless goblin appears on the pillar and everyone looks at [[StraightGay Ears]])''\\
'''Fumbles''': ...Seriously, hair?\\
'''Complains''': Shut up!\\
'''Fumbles''': Are you turned on by my mustache?\\
'''Complains''': Shut up!\\
'''Fumbles''': Would you like to be alone with my mustache?\\
'''Complains''': '''''Shut up!'''''
21st Sep '15 9:34:47 AM ironballs16
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* Forgath expresses surprise that neither Idle nor Bowst realized that [[IDontLikeTheSoundOfThatPlace "The Cursewalk" dungeon]] would be filled with curse traps.
-->'''Bowst''': ''Hey smart guy''! [[NonIndicativeName Names aren't always accurate]]! For your information, there was actually fairly little walking!
19th Sep '15 6:54:19 AM ironballs16
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* [[http://www.goblinscomic.org/03262015/ Are these your balls?]]

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* [[http://www.goblinscomic.org/03262015/ org/04012015/ Are these your balls?]]



* Bowst, put out by the fact that Forgath is a higher-level character, [[http://www.goblinscomic.org/04142015/ uses his power as group leader to make Four become Two]]. HilarityEnsues as Forgath is '''far''' too experienced in that sort of things due to [[IdiotHero Minmax]].

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* Bowst, put out by the fact that Forgath is a higher-level character, [[http://www.goblinscomic.org/04142015/ org/04192015/ uses his power as group leader to make Four become Two]]. HilarityEnsues as Forgath is '''far''' too experienced in that sort of things due to [[IdiotHero Minmax]].
19th Sep '15 6:44:16 AM ironballs16
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** And [[http://www.goblinscomic.org/03082011/ the next strip practically]] ''defines'' TooDumbToFool.
--->'''Forgath''': We're going to die because he's too dumb to outsmart!
5th Jun '15 4:37:54 PM StFan
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''({{beat panel}})''\\

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''({{beat panel}})''\\(''{{beat panel}}'')\\



** And after they pull him free:

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** And ::And after they pull him free:free...



* [[http://www.goblinscomic.org/07082011/ MINMAX... BEGIN THE ANCIENT, DWARVEN INCANTATION!]]
** Combined with a BrickJoke: remember, Min Max traded in his ability to rhyme on purpose in exchange for a skill.

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* [[http://www.goblinscomic.org/07082011/ MINMAX... BEGIN THE ANCIENT, DWARVEN INCANTATION!]]
**
INCANTATION!]] Combined with a BrickJoke: remember, Min Max traded in his ability to rhyme on purpose in exchange for a skill.



** [[http://www.goblinscomic.org/09202011/ Then he uses it for something useful.]] Also a CrowningMomentOfAwesome. Then the other shoe drops, since that was his belt...

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** * [[http://www.goblinscomic.org/09202011/ Then he uses it for something useful.]] Also a CrowningMomentOfAwesome. Then the other shoe drops, since that was his belt...



-->'''Minmax''': ''This second shirt doesn't even have a hole for my head!''
-->'''Kin''': ''[[http://www.goblinscomic.org/01312012/ Those are pants!]]''

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-->'''Minmax''': -->'''Minmax:''' ''This second shirt doesn't even have a hole for my head!''
-->'''Kin''':
head!''\\
'''Kin:'''
''[[http://www.goblinscomic.org/01312012/ Those are pants!]]''



** Later, [[http://www.goblinscomic.org/02172012/ Kin has more theories.]]
-->'''Forgath:''' Wait. Are you telling me that sword is powered by Minmax's stupidity?
-->'''Kin:''' Well, more accurately, his ignorance, but yes.
-->'''Forgath:''' [[HoldYourHippogriffs By Herbert's dice]]! In Minmax's hands, that sword is insanely powerful.
-->'''Minmax:''' I don't get it.

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** * Later, [[http://www.goblinscomic.org/02172012/ Kin has more theories.]]
-->'''Forgath:''' Wait. Are you telling me that sword is powered by Minmax's stupidity?
-->'''Kin:'''
stupidity?\\
'''Kin:'''
Well, more accurately, his ignorance, but yes.
-->'''Forgath:'''
yes.\\
'''Forgath:'''
[[HoldYourHippogriffs By Herbert's dice]]! In Minmax's hands, that sword is insanely powerful.
-->'''Minmax:'''
powerful.\\
'''Minmax:'''
I don't get it.



-->'''Bowst''': Tell me everything you've come to steal!
-->'''Forgath''': ...'''[[InnocentInnuendo yer nuts, human]]!'''
-->'''Idle''': [[HehHehYouSaidX Ppfftahahaha!]]
** Bowst, put out by the fact that Forgath is a higher-level character, [[http://www.goblinscomic.org/04142015/ uses his power as group leader to make Four become Two]]. HilarityEnsues as Forgath is '''far''' too experienced in that sort of thing due to [[IdiotHero Minmax]].
-->'''Forgath''': Oh, I've dealt with a guy like you betwo. So I can do this twoever.
-->'''Bowst''': Aaah! Just forget it!
-->'''Forgath''': Sure, Bowst, if that's what you want. I will twoget it. Consider it twogotten.
-->'''Bowst''': '''[[BigShutUp Shut up, Forgath!]]'''
-->'''Idle''': "Shut up '''Two'''gath." ('''Forgath''': "Aw, ya ninja'd me.") ''Hee'' I like you.

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-->'''Bowst''': -->'''Bowst:''' Tell me everything you've come to steal!
-->'''Forgath''': ...
steal!\\
'''Forgath:''' ...
'''[[InnocentInnuendo yer nuts, human]]!'''
-->'''Idle''':
human]]!'''\\
'''Idle:'''
[[HehHehYouSaidX Ppfftahahaha!]]
** * Bowst, put out by the fact that Forgath is a higher-level character, [[http://www.goblinscomic.org/04142015/ uses his power as group leader to make Four become Two]]. HilarityEnsues as Forgath is '''far''' too experienced in that sort of thing things due to [[IdiotHero Minmax]].
-->'''Forgath''': -->'''Forgath:''' Oh, I've dealt with a guy like you betwo. So I can do this twoever.
-->'''Bowst''':
twoever.\\
'''Bowst:'''
Aaah! Just forget it!
-->'''Forgath''':
it!\\
'''Forgath:'''
Sure, Bowst, if that's what you want. I will twoget it. Consider it twogotten.
-->'''Bowst''':
twogotten.\\
'''Bowst:'''
'''[[BigShutUp Shut up, Forgath!]]'''
-->'''Idle''':
Forgath!]]'''\\
'''Idle''':
"Shut up '''Two'''gath." ('''Forgath''': "Aw, "\\
'''Forgath:''' Aw,
ya ninja'd me.") \\
'''Idle:'''
''Hee'' I like you.



-->'''Complains''': Oh no... Now we have two of them.

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-->'''Complains''': -->'''Complains:''' Oh no... Now we have two of them.them.
* [[http://www.goblinscomic.org/06042015/ "I am SO embarrassed to have him as my nemesis."]] Honestly, between Minmax's stupidity and the deadpan reactions of the goblins, the whole page is hilarious.

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12th May '15 12:41:27 AM ironballs16
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* Minmax [[http://www.goblinscomic.org/04272015/ teaches the Goblins]] how to [[BrickJoke properly search for a secret door]]. And ''[[CrazyEnoughToWork it works]]''!

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* Minmax [[http://www.goblinscomic.org/04272015/ teaches the Goblins]] how to [[BrickJoke properly search for a secret door]]. And ''[[CrazyEnoughToWork it works]]''!works]]''!
* Minmax and Fumbles [[http://www.goblinscomic.org/05112015/ continue to get on well together]].
-->'''Complains''': Oh no... Now we have two of them.
28th Apr '15 8:02:55 AM ironballs16
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-->'''Idle''': "Shut up '''Two'''gath." ('''Forgath''': "Aw, ya ninja'd me.") ''Hee'' I like you.

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-->'''Idle''': "Shut up '''Two'''gath." ('''Forgath''': "Aw, ya ninja'd me.") ''Hee'' I like you.you.
* Minmax [[http://www.goblinscomic.org/04272015/ teaches the Goblins]] how to [[BrickJoke properly search for a secret door]]. And ''[[CrazyEnoughToWork it works]]''!
14th Apr '15 10:31:23 PM Gess
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-->'''Unknown Goblin''': [[HehHehYouSaidX Ppfftahahaha!]]

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-->'''Unknown Goblin''': -->'''Idle''': [[HehHehYouSaidX Ppfftahahaha!]]



-->'''Goblin''': "Shut up '''Two'''gath." ('''Forgath''': "Aw, ya ninja'd me.") ''Hee'' I like you.

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-->'''Goblin''': -->'''Idle''': "Shut up '''Two'''gath." ('''Forgath''': "Aw, ya ninja'd me.") ''Hee'' I like you.
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