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19th Mar '18 7:15:27 PM Jellybean12
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*** To make this scene even funnier, Rory makes some vague attempts at small talk before pulling out the booze and completely unloading in a near-nonsensical rant about her insecurities and the smell of failure. Jess takes this in stride. He also offers to lend her money to buy underwear, which Rory points out was not the point of her rant.



* Rory and Jess' conversation at the paper, as Rory greets him, asks him about his life, and about ''thirty seconds'' after he's walked in the door, offers him a drink and completely unloads the mess she's made of her life in a near non-sensical rant about her insecurities and the smell of failure. To make this funnier, they establish at the start of this conversation they haven't seen each other in four years.
-->'''Rory:''' I have no job. I have no life. I have no ''underwear.''
-->'''Jess:''' What?
19th Mar '18 7:12:41 PM Jellybean12
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* Rory and Jess' conversation at the paper, as Rory greets him, asks him about his life, and about ''thirty seconds'' after he's walked in the door, offers him a drink and completely unloads the mess she's made of her life in a near non-sensical rant about her insecurities and the smell of failure. To make this funnier, they establish at the start of this conversation they haven't seen each other in four years.
-->'''Rory:''' I have no job. I have no life. I have no ''underwear.''
-->'''Jess:''' What?
2nd Dec '17 3:05:06 PM youfeelingluckypunk27
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** The "modern" Stars Hollow diarama little girl figure saying, "And I love Jesus!"
2nd Dec '17 3:01:52 PM youfeelingluckypunk27
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* Joseph the mute pioneer boy.
18th Nov '17 7:30:03 PM Ymirsdaughter
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* Lorelai thinks she was coffee in a former life.
15th Jun '17 7:21:37 PM SFH
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* Kirk and Lulu now have a pet pig named Petal. Why? Because the entire town pitched in for her in order to prevent the two from having a kid.

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* Kirk and Lulu now have a pet pig named Petal. Why? Because the entire town pitched in for her in order to [[ThereCanBeOnlyOne prevent the two from having a kid. kid.]]


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** When Lorelai and Luke arrive, Lulu offers them the love seat... so called because [[TooMuchInformation she and Kirk have many fond memories of that seat]].
--->'''Luke:''' ''(having already sat down)'' Too late.


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-->'''Paris:''' Screw you!\\
'''Francie:''' Eat me! ''(storms out)''
15th Jun '17 2:44:14 PM Jellybean12
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* After going with Luke to his sister's wedding and sharing a romantic dance,Luke asks Lorelai to a movie. Lorelai agrees, but starts to freak out over the meaning of this (friendly or romantic?). She consults Rory.
--->'''Lorelai:''' It was a slow dance. A waltz. Luke can waltz.
--->'''Rory (confused):''' Luke can waltz?
--->'''Lorelai (big grin):''' Luke can ''waltz!''
--->'''Rory (disturbed):''' Look at how you just said 'Luke can waltz.'
--->'''Lorelai:''' What? I'm just saying I'm surprised that Luke can waltz.
--->'''Rory:''' That sounded more like 'I'm surprised I still have my clothes on.'

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* After going with Luke to his sister's wedding and sharing a romantic dance,Luke dance, Luke asks Lorelai to a movie. Lorelai agrees, but starts to freak overanalyze the situation and freaks out over the meaning of this (friendly or romantic?). possible change in her relationship with him. She consults Rory.
--->'''Lorelai:'''
decides to consult Rory, who was not there for the wedding and therefore very confused.
-->'''Lorelai:'''
It was a slow dance. A waltz. Luke can waltz.
--->'''Rory -->'''Rory (confused):''' Luke can waltz?
--->'''Lorelai -->'''Lorelai (big grin):''' Luke can ''waltz!''
--->'''Rory -->'''Rory (disturbed):''' Look at how you just said 'Luke can waltz.'
--->'''Lorelai:''' -->'''Lorelai:''' What? I'm just saying I'm surprised that Luke can waltz.
--->'''Rory:''' -->'''Rory:''' That sounded more like 'I'm surprised I still have my clothes on.'



--->'''Lorelai:''' Look, let's just go back in there and see if anything's weird.
--->'''Rory:''' Okay. ''(They walk back into the diner.)''
--->'''Luke:''' Is everything okay?
--->'''Lorelai:''' Yes. ''(Collapses onto a nearby table, knocking everything to the floor.)''
--->'''Luke (calmly):''' I'll get the broom.

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--->'''Lorelai:''' -->'''Lorelai:''' Look, let's just go back in there and see if anything's weird.
--->'''Rory:''' -->'''Rory:''' Okay. ''(They walk back into the diner.)''
--->'''Luke:''' -->'''Luke:''' Is everything okay?
--->'''Lorelai:''' -->'''Lorelai:''' Yes. ''(Collapses onto a nearby table, knocking everything to the floor.)''
--->'''Luke -->'''Luke (calmly):''' I'll get the broom.
15th Jun '17 2:39:21 PM Jellybean12
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* After going with Luke to his sister's wedding and sharing a romantic dance,Luke asks Lorelai to a movie. Lorelai agrees, but later freaks over the possible change in their friendship and consults Rory.
-->'''Lorelai:''' It was a slow dance. A waltz. Luke can waltz.
-->'''Rory (confused):''' Luke can waltz?

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* After going with Luke to his sister's wedding and sharing a romantic dance,Luke asks Lorelai to a movie. Lorelai agrees, but later freaks starts to freak out over the possible change in their friendship and meaning of this (friendly or romantic?). She consults Rory.
-->'''Lorelai:''' --->'''Lorelai:''' It was a slow dance. A waltz. Luke can waltz.
-->'''Rory --->'''Rory (confused):''' Luke can waltz?



--->'''Rory:''' Okay. ''(They walk back into the diner.)

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--->'''Rory:''' Okay. ''(They walk back into the diner.))''
15th Jun '17 2:35:46 PM Jellybean12
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* After going with Luke to his sister's wedding and sharing a romantic dance,Luke asks Lorelai to a movie. Lorelai agrees, but later freaks over the possible change in their friendship and consults Rory.
-->'''Lorelai:''' It was a slow dance. A waltz. Luke can waltz.
-->'''Rory (confused):''' Luke can waltz?
--->'''Lorelai (big grin):''' Luke can ''waltz!''
--->'''Rory (disturbed):''' Look at how you just said 'Luke can waltz.'
--->'''Lorelai:''' What? I'm just saying I'm surprised that Luke can waltz.
--->'''Rory:''' That sounded more like 'I'm surprised I still have my clothes on.'
** After discussing the possible ramifications of a relationship with Luke.
--->'''Lorelai:''' Look, let's just go back in there and see if anything's weird.
--->'''Rory:''' Okay. ''(They walk back into the diner.)
--->'''Luke:''' Is everything okay?
--->'''Lorelai:''' Yes. ''(Collapses onto a nearby table, knocking everything to the floor.)''
--->'''Luke (calmly):''' I'll get the broom.
15th Apr '17 1:14:20 PM TheFallofElDorado
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** The fact that it ''[[CurseCutShort almost]]'' caused the entire GG's canon's only use of the word "fuck".
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