History Funny / Gigguk

[AC: A Manga About Being Stepped On]]

[[AC:Manga/AttackOnTitan in 9 minutes:]]
* This classic line:
-->'''Erwin:''' So Eren, remember this key which opens your basement which is going to be a huge plot point now? You mind telling us whats in it?\\
'''Eren:''' Yeah I remember, my dad told me before.\\
'''Young!Eren:''' Hey dad, whats in our basement.\\
'''Grisha:''' Oh sure thing son. It's called, go read the fucking manga.\\
'''Levi:''' Goddamn it.\\
'''Erwin:''' Every bloody time.
* Eren's trial has a lot of great moments:
-->'''Zachary:''' Alright in the trial of whether or not we should kill Eren Jeager will both sides please state their arguments.\\
'''Nile Dok:''' Kill him.\\
'''Erwin:''' Don't fuckin' kill him. Please.\\
'''Zachary:''' Compelling arguments! How does the Wall Religion view this?\\
'''Pastor Nik:''' As a follower of the Wall, it is our belief that any foreign object could pose a great threat to us, as foretold long ago by our founder and supreme prophet, [[UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump Lord Trump]].
* Much like in canon Levi starts kicking the crap out of Eren to prove he can be handled. Unlike in canon Eren [[TooKinkyToTorture starts getting into it]] to Levi, and everyone else's [[EveryoneHasStandards increasing discomfort.]]
-->'''Zachary:''' [[LampshadeHanging Is this really how the Fuijoshis saw this scene?]]
* Levi summing up his Squad aptly as [[MauveShirt Dead one, dead two, dead three,]] and [[OddNameOut Petra]]. Petra them points out that she is the only one anyone cares about because [[{{Moe}} she's a cute girl.]]
* The show summing up the Female Titan arc:
-->'''Eren:''' Wait how long are we going to be riding on these horses?\\
'''Levi:''' Oh about five episodes or so.\\
'''Eren:''' WHAT! How have we gone from years passing in a single episode, [[ArcFatigue to spending half an arc on a fucking horse?!?]] What is this arc even about ?\\
'''Armin:''' That Titan's [[MaleGaze got a nice ass.]]
* How does Erwin respond to his plans doing more harm than good?
-->'''Erwin:''' Just another day for the Survey Corps!\\
<cue laugh track and Seinfeld theme>\\
'''Erwin''' Heheheheheheheheh...
* This Exchange when the 104th Trainee Corps recruits are introducing themselves
-->'''[[DoomedByCanon Marco]]''': [[DramaticIrony I'm going to be alive!]]\\
''[{{Beat}}]''
-->'''[[BreakingTheFourthWall Gigguk's Voiceover]]''': [[SelfDeprecation Too Soon]]\\

[[AC:Literature/NoGameNoLife in 7 Minutes:]]
* When the characters reference ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure'' in-universe, no one gets it because [[PopculturalOsmosisFailure they've never heard of it]]. It's double subverted when Stephanie appears to get it, but then asks "was that a motherfucking ''Franchise/{{Persona}}'' reference?"
* "LOLI FIGHT!" Complete with the techno theme tune from ''Film/MortalKombatTheMovie''.
* At the end, when a coin flip [[HeadsTailsEdge lands on its edge]], the villain has a FreakOut and just leaves.
-->''(Coin lands on its edge)'' Oh, fuck off! No! No! You can fuck right off! This... I'm done! I'm done! I'm done! ''(door slams closed)''

[[AC:Manga/KOn:]]
* The very first line of the review: "Manga/KOn follows four girls who form a band and struggles towards to follow their dream of playing the music they love..." *cut to various scenes where the characters are shown just eating cakes and tea, but no practicing* "...WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MUSIC?"
* On the main cast:
--> '''Gigguk:''' The girls consist of your usual stereotypes that are found scattered across the moe genre: including the shy one [Mio], the hyper one [Ritsu], the posh one [Tsumugi], the pedophile bait [Azusa], ''aaaaand'' retard [Yui].\\
'''Klaus:''' Hold on Gik, I got good names too. There's the serious one who is also a fraidy cat [Mio], the thickheaded and energetic one [Ritsu], a quiet girl who just happens to be rich [Tsumugi], and... Retard [Yui].

[[AC:Literature/FateZero:]]
* He describes how the fights are like, but then he gets tired and shows us a typical Fate/Zero fight [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GB6iFbeoUw "in a nutshell."]] What's funnier is that he dubs over the voices, with voice clips from ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''.
-->'''Rider:''' ''(with the Heavy's voice)'' '''[[LargeHam LOOK AT ME!! LOOK AT ME!! I AM HERO!!]]'''\\
'''Archer:''' ''(with the Scout's voice; to Rider)'' [[DeadpanSnarker Hey overalls.]] You suck.\\
'''Saber:''' ''(with [[CrossdressingVoices The Sniper's voice]])'' [[HistoricalInJoke God save the Queen!]]\\
'''Lancer:''' ''(with the Spy's voice; to Saber)'' Good Lord! [[CaptainObvious You fight like a woman!]]\\
'''Saber:''' [[YouMonster You big-eared wanker!]]\\
'''Berserker:''' ''(with the Pyro's voice)'' [[TheUnintelligible *muffled*!]]\\
'''Archer:''' ''(explosion)'' BANG! ''(to Kiritsugu)'' [[HoYay Here's a schematic for ya:]] ''[[HoYay MY ASS!!]]''\\
'''Rider:''' '''[[LargeHam AHHBWABWABWABWABWABWA! AHHHHBWABWABWABWABWABWABWABWABWA!!!]]'''\\
'''Kiritsugu:''' ''(with the Soldier's voice)'' That was an amazing killing-spree... ''(pulls scope from his eye)'' [[TheReveal ...BY THE]] ''[[TheReveal OTHER]]'' [[TheReveal TEEEEAM!!]]\\
'''Rider:''' ''(sounding like the Demoman; music stops)'' [[NonSequitur I'm drunk...]] ''(music dramatically closes)''

[[AC:RWBY]]
* The whole intro.
-->From Rooster Teeth, the company that gave us:
---> [[WebAnimation/RedVsBlue people pissing about in Halo, that somehow became ultra successful]]
-->And Monty Oum, the guy that gave us:
--->[[WebAnimation/DeadFantasy sexy girls fighting one-on-one,\\
sexy girls fighting three-on-three,\\
sexy girls fighting in a battle royale]],\\
and finally, [[WebAnimation/{{Haloid}} Samus versus Master Chief]]! [[spoiler: …who both turned out to be sexy girls fighting]]
--> They give you: '''R-B-W-Y''' or is it '''R-W-B-Y''' I can never remember the right order -- the series that promises: Sexy! Girls! Fighting! Now! ''[[ColorCodedCharacters Color-coded]]!'' Yeah that pretty much sums up my initial reaction to R-W… R-B-W… R… '''''Mighty Morphing Mahou Shoujos'''''.

[[AC: Eromanga Sensei: A Modern Masterpiece]]
* "'''''I'M GOIN' TO JAAIIIL!'''''"
* Gigguk reviews ''Literature/EromangaSensei'' as a piece of high art, declaring it a [[BileFascination modern masterpiece... in trash.]] He concludes that ''Eromanga Sensei'' is making a powerful statement:
--> [[MemeticMutation Anime is trash...and so am I!]]

[[AC: If Anime Studios Were People]]
* '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpQK9SA9Hhw The entire video]]'''
* The various studios try to come up with new ideas for a show. Creator/{{Sunrise}}, [[CashCowFranchise of course]], suggests making a new Franchise/{{Gundam}}.
--> '''Creator/{{Madhouse}}''': Oh for god’s sake, we’ve been over this, Sunrise. You can’t [[CashCowFranchise use Gundam to solve everything]]!
--> '''Sunrise''': What about [{{beat}}] [[SignatureStyle Giant Robots]]?
--> '''Madhouse''': Or Giant Robots.
--> '''Sunrise''': What if... we made a show about a machine... a big machine! That looked like humans, but humans can actually pilot it!
--> '''Madhouse''': [[DistinctionWithoutADifference That’s still just Giant Robot]]- ohh-okay, you know what? No more Giant Robots, are we clear on that everyone?
* Madhouse generally acting as the OnlySaneMan of the industry.
* Creator/A1Pictures shows up with [[CashCowFranchise a bag full of]] Literature/SwordArtOnline [[CashCowFranchise Money]]. His suggestion is that, if they keep making anime, they’ll come up with '' something''.
* [[Creator/StudioGainax Gainax]] is a grumpy old man losing his hearing, and Creator/StudioTrigger is his rebellious teenage son.
** Apparently Trigger, MAPPA, and Wit went out drinking, but Wit ended up ditching them to [[SavedFromDevelopmentHell work on]] Manga/{{Attack On Titan}} [[SavedFromDevelopmentHell Season 2]].
* Creator/{{Ufotable}} is married to Creator/{{Type Moon}}, who is an overworked mom taking care of [[Literature/TheGardenOfSinners the]] [[Franchise/FateSeries kids]]. And he’s apparently cheating on her with Creator/BandaiNamco.
--> '''Type-Moon''': Who the FUCK is [[VideoGame/TalesOfZestiria TALES OF ZESTIRIA]]!?

[[AC: Fall 2017 Anime in a Nutshell]]
* As he talks about ''A Sister's All You Need'', he points out that [[TemptingFate there's no way it could ever beat Eromanga Sensei's lows]]. Then within the first few minutes he's [[SarcasmMode treated]] to a scene of a guy [[{{Squick}} making out with his little sister, who then wipes the spit off his mouth with a pair of her used panties. Which he proceeds to chew on and swallow, while commenting on how good they taste.]] It then cuts to live action where Gigguk stares at the TV [[HeroicBSOD in silent, abject horror]]. He then stands up, goes outside, then goes inside again to [[INeedAFreakingDrink to get a beer]], eats some food, goes on a drive, takes a ShowerOfAngst, fails to get any sleep, gets shouted at by his worried girlfriend, who begs him to tell her what is wrong with him, as he sits unresponsively and eats breakfast, ending with him sitting down in front of his computer, sighing deeply before typing out a tweet that reads [[DespairEventHorizon "Anime was a Mistake and so was I"]]. All to [[LonelyPianoPiece the melancholy tones]] of [[Music/LudwigVanBeethoven "the Moonlight Sonata"]] and with a ThousandYardStare on his face.

[[AC:Winter Anime 2018 in a Nutshell]]

[[AC: Anime/DarlingInTheFranxx in 10 Minutes]]
* The entire video compresses DARLING in the [=FranXX=]'s DoubleEntendre laden setting and makes it into ''single entendres'' with Zero Two flat out asking if Hiro wants to "ride her" at one point.
-->'''Zero Two:''' Hey, you. Want to help me bang this robot?\\
'''Hiro:''' You mean pilot this robot?\\
'''Zero Two:''' [[ExactlyWhatIMeantToSay I know what I said]].
** Hiro's also dense as a brick and only gets what she means after the series is over.
--->'''Zero Two:''' Did you enjoy riding me til the end, Darling?\\
'''Hiro:''' I sure did, Zero Two. Thank you. For showing me something so beautiful... ''(Fade to white)'' Wait a minute... ''[[LateToThePunchline IT WAS A SEX METAPHOR THIS ENTIRE TIME]]!''
** Even better: when they get in Strelizia, he starts "riding" her, making fighter jet sounds, and gets really into it. Zero Two was not hoping for that.
** The whole premise of the piloting system, actually.
--->'''Goro:''' So no one besides me thinks this control scheme is a ''bit'' weird.\\
'''Ichigo:''' Why would anything about this be weird? Now spank me hard and I'll shout out "Daddy" to get the engine started.
* Dr. Franxx's pseudoscientific explanation as to ''why'' the [=FranXX=]'s piloting system resembles two people having anal sex doesn't give the people asking him an answer, so when they repeat the question, [[DirtyOldMan his only answer is]] [[MathematiciansAnswer "Yes."]]
* The explanation of why everything in the series is so disjointed and makes no sense? Because [[Creator/StudioTrigger Trigger!]] The only response anyone has to Hiro saying that makes sense is "No it doesn't."
* Goro finally flips his lid at all the absurdity around him near the end, acting as an excellent AudienceSurrogate.
-->'''Goro:''' No. No. It doesn't. Make. ''Sense!'' We are floating through space, fighting aliens, with a giant fuckin' robot unicorn waifu! ''How did we get here?'' How? Are none of you remotely concerned by the absurdities of these past few days? ''IS NO ONE GONNA ACKNOWLEDGE THIS?''\\
''(everyone proceeds to ignore him and continue their cliche friendly anime banter)''\\
'''Goro:''' Stop! Stop! Don't ignore me! ''Why are you laughing?'' This isn't funny! Stop laughing! Stop! [[MediumAwareness Turn that fucking happy music off!]] Where the hell is Dr. Franxx to explain everything!?\\
''(cut to said doctor about to die)''\\
'''Dr. Franxx:''' ''(laughing hysterically)'' '''I DO NOT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING AT ALL!'''
** And then there's his reaction to everyone else's combination ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve and ThePowerOfFriendship cop-out for the ending.
--->'''Goro:''' ''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe FRIENDSHIP!?]]'' THESE ROBOTS RUN ON DOGGY-STYLE! IS THIS IT? IS THIS ''REALLY'' HOW WE'RE GONNA END IT? THE PLOT HOLES IN THIS STORY ARE SO FUCKIN' LARGE I DON'T KNOW IF WE'RE IN SPACE OR THE GODDAMN WRITERS ROOM! DID I SIT THROUGH 24 EPISODES FOR THIS!? [[{{Angrish}} AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-]]
** And what finally gets him to calm down?
--->'''Ichigo:''' Now that Hiro's gone [[PairTheSpares I can finally be with you!]]\\
'''Goro:''' [[MoodWhiplash Alright, I guess it wasn't that bad.]]

[[AC:Fall Anime 2018 in a Nutshell]]

** When one of the characters claims that she is 20 years old, despite looking suspiciously like a pre-teen girl, Gigguk demands to see some ID. Cut to live-action where Gigguk sits with an piece of folded printer paper with "My ID" crudely written in crayon on it. He opens up the paper to see a picture of the girl and more crude crayon text that claims "I am 20". He studies the piece of paper intensely for moment and then looks up and declares "[[SarcasmMode I see nothing wrong with that.]]"

[[AC: Trying To Understand The [[Franchise/FateSeries Fate Series]]]]
* Just the entire video displaying how ''INSANE'' the KudzuPlot of the Fate Series has gotten over the years with its numerous sequels, prequels, side-stories, and spin-offs. When asked how a fan should start reading the series, Fate Fandom Gigguk asks if Gigguk wants the long version, or the short version. Gigguk chooses the short version.
-->'''Fate Fandom Gigguk''': So in the beginning, there was VisualNovel/FateStayNight. which is a visual novel with three different routes: Fate, Unlimited Blade Works, and Heaven's Feel. These need to be played out in that EXACT order. The Fate route has been adapted once by Creator/StudioDEEN in 2006 as an anime series, Unlimited Blade Works has been adapted twice, once by Studio DEEN as a movie, once by Creator/{{ufotable}} as a full series, while ALSO adapting Heaven's Feel, but only as a trilogy of movies, only one of which is out at the moment.\\
'''Gigguk:''' I thought you were going to give me the short version.\\
'''Fate Fandom Gigguk:''' ''(dramtically zooming in on his face)'' This is the short version.
* Fate Fandom Gigguk explains that, ultimately, the best introduction to the series is just reading the original visual novel:
-->'''Gigguk:''' Alright. How long does that take?\\
'''Fate Fandom Gigguk:''' ''(with gusto)'' Around a 100 hours!\\
'''Gigguk:''' That's a ''pretty'' big commitment...\\
'''Fate Fandom Gigguk:''' Just read the visual novel!\\
'''Gigguk:''' But I don't have a 100 hours!\\
'''Fate Fandom Gigguk:''' Read the visual novel!\\
'''Gigguk:''' Can't I just--?\\
'''Fate Fandom Gigguk:''' ''(dramatic close-up on his face as he slams the desk in frustration)'' READ THE ''FUCKING'' VISUAL NOVEL!\\
''(beat as a startled Gigguk stares back at him)''\\
'''Fate Fandom Gigguk:''' ''(cheerfully)'' ...Or not! I can never agree with myself anyway.
* We get to ''Manga/FateKaleidLinerPrismaIllya'':
-->'''Fate Fandom Gigguk:''' And of course there's ''Fate/kaleid liner PRISMA☆ILLYA'' which is a MagicalGirl spinoff of the original ''Fate/stay night''.\\
'''Gigguk:''' I don't think I need to watch that.\\
'''Fate Fandom Gigguk:''' It has lesbian lolis kissing.\\
'''Gigguk:''' [[GirlOnGirlIsHot I think I'll need to watch that]].

[[AC: The Art of Ending an Anime]]
* Gigguk tries to explain the infamous SequelNumberSnarl of ''Manga/TokyoGhoul'' leading into another series infamous for that.
-->''If you're an anime only watcher, it's actually pretty simple. All you need to do is watch Tokyo Ghoul then read the Tokyo Ghoul manga then watch the Tokyo Ghoul live-action, then comes the Tokyo Ghoul musical, then Tokyo Ghoul: Grand Order for the Nintendo DS, then after doing all that you're finally ready to play VideoGame/KingdomHeartsIII''

[[AC:Spring Anime 2019 in a Nutshell]]

[[AC:Basically, Netflix's Evangelion]]
* Gigguk notices that Netflix have included a "Skip Intro" option with the show:
-->"This is actually a covert sting operation, as skipping "Cruel Angel's Thesis" was declared as a war crime by the UN in 1999. So far, a total of seven people have been detained, where -- as per legislation -- they are publicly shamed, [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment forced to watch 200 hours]] of the ''Manga/LuckyStar'' opening, and sentenced to be destroyed."

[[AC:The Waifu That Didn't Deserve to Die]]
* Since it's been adapted in just about every medium, he says to take your pick between animation (film), pictures (manga), words (the original novel), or "weird creatures who inhabit this strange world that looks like a less aesthetic Creator/MakotoShinkai movie" (live-action).
* Apparently, the best part of a story called ''Literature/IWantToEatYourPancreas'' is that it confuses the hell out of everyone googling for the lyrics to [[Music/{{Queen}} I Want To Break Free]].

[[AC:Summer Anime 2019 in a Nutshell]]

[[AC:Demon Slayer is a Work of Art]]
* After some time praising the show's technical aspects and characterizations, Gigguk finally gets to the [[{{Moe}} real star]]:
-->'''Gigguk''': Of course, [Tanjiro's] motivations would be worthless if his family members weren't worth protecting. And I'm glad to say after all the failed attempts we've seen over the years in anime, science has finally created the perfect little sister! And her name...is Nezuko! This is what peak ''imouto'' looks like! Say goodbye to all your trash-tier, ''onii-chan'' incest crap, you want an ''imouto'' to protect?! Well she also protects you! She takes head pats and she gives head pats! You don't even need dialogue with her because she speaks the purest language of all! ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis CUTE. IMOUTO.]] [[PowerEchoes NOISES]]''. She comes neatly packaged in her own box! Fuck gamer girl bath water and that weak-ass product! Give us something the world actually ''needs''! I want Imouto In a Box! I want Canned Headpats, ''Step On Me Simulators'', '''''[[Literature/DoYouLoveYourMomAndHerTwoHitMultiTargetAttacks ISEKAI MILF BREAST MILK!!!]]'''''...Alright that one might be a little bit far. How about...''[[Literature/ReZero Worst Girl Tears]] [[TakeThat When She Loses]].''

[[AC:Winter Anime 2020 in a Nutshell]]
* The entire over-the-top rant screamed in rage about how ''Anime/IsekaiQuartet'' is still called that even though there's ''five'' shows in it now.

* ''VisualNovel/{{Nekopara}}'' might worry you at first with how their cute [[CatGirl Cat Girls]] are apparently mere months old, but Gigguk is here to reassure: those should actually be converted in cat years! He promptly runs the math and finds out the girl is actually... 11. Enters a laughing duck with FBI stamped on it.
* But hey, if the mostly harmless and cutesy ''Nekopara'' anime is the most degenerate thing this season, maybe anime has turned over a new leaf for this decade! Cue [[OminousLatinChanting Duel of the Fates]], hellfire and maniacal laughter as ''Manga/InterspeciesReviewers'' slowly enters the frame...

[[AC:I Spent $1000 Buying Waifus in Gacha Games]]
* A half of hour video about Gigguk deciding to try out gacha games for himself considering their popularity in the anime community and realizing to his horror how addicting it is.
** When talking about how popular gacha games are, he side tracks to the fact many gacha games have spurred hentai doujin that are really good.
* Gigguk first states he did this for his curiosity even saying he wasn't sponsored and he isn't making the money he spent back.
* Gigguk wanting a decent sample size decides to play ''seven'' gacha games which ate up so much of his time doing the games' daily missions that he shows it as him waking up at 9:00 am to play the game and going to sleep at 1:00 am just having finished the missions. After a week, he decided to cut it down to three games to keep his sanity.
** He explains kept playing ''VideoGame/FateGrandOrder'' because he wanted context on the '''many''' hentai doujins that [=FGO=] spurred.
* Gigguk's descriptions how each gacha game starts with a huge InfoDump about the gameplay at the start that he felt like a, "[=ADHD=] diagnosed magpie after doing a line of coke".
* Gigguk then realizes what he'll actually be doing in most of these games, farming. With it obviously driving him crazy at how much farming he had to do.
-->'''Gigguk''': Thank you ''Arknights'' for calling your stamina "Sanity", because mine ''definitely'' needed refreshing after farming your summer event for two weeks straight.
* Despite his frustrating with farming and his own research on how to maximum his farming, Gigguk realizes he enjoyed playing those games. A hand holding money then appears from out of frame which Gigguk slaps away.
* Gigguk's description of the Franchise/FateSeries is where every [[HistoricalBeautyUpgrade female historical figure that you've ever known is a hot girl]] and [[HistoricalGenderFlip male historical figure that you've ever known is a hot girl]] and [[Literature/FateApocrypha sometimes a loli]].
* 15 minutes in Gigguk admits that despite playing the gacha games for months, he hadn't spent any money .... till there was a waifu that he wanted and it went downhill from there.
* When Gigguk states he finally started to spend money on gachas when in ''{{VideoGame/Arknights}}'' there were banners on characters that he needed before admitting they were also hot as well as a character that he didn't actually need but she was in a swimsuit and also she's hot.
* After Gigguk showing clips of having a really good roll in ''Arknights'' which he describes as a high equal to snorting enough cocaine to [=OD=] a baby elephant. He's then states he's been to real casinos and didn't really care for the experience and can confidently say getting the waifu he wanted was far more fun than winning money to his confusion and shock.
* After rolling on ''Arknights'', Gigguk decides to roll on ''[=F/GO=]'' which he calls the the final boss of gacha summoning rates due to the ''Apocrypha'' crossover event deciding to roll for Mordred (rated as [=SSR=]) and Astolfo (rated lower as an [=SR=].) While he got Mordred easily, it took him $400 to finally get Astolfo, which he bitterly stated isn't even that good.
** In relation to this, his very reason for deciding to "whale" on the [=F/GO=]'s Gacha system for Astolfo:
--->'''Gigguk:''' "Sometimes, it takes a real man to become best girl."
* Gigguk realizes that the saying that gacha is like drugs is wrong, [[CrackIsCheaper drugs are way cheaper]].
* Gigguk's description of how there is AlwaysSomeoneBetter in terms of spending on the gacha/being a whale.
-->'''Gigguk:''' So remember there will always be a bigger whale. No matter how much you think you whale, you are merely a deformed dolphin swimming in your shitty fish tank while somewhere out there, there is this Leviathan or maybe a world serpent who digivolved into [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann a galaxy spanning Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann]].
* At the end of the video Gigguk states that he now has no more reason to stay in gacha hell but he has a small problem, [[OhCrap HOW THE]] [[AtomicFBomb FUCK DO I GET OUT?]]

[[AC:I Got Addicted to [=VTubers=] and Regret Everything]]
* Gigguk finally finds a way to free himself from Gacha Hell...[[OhNoNotAgain only to fall into the vtuber rabbit hole.]]
-->'''Gigguk:''' Forgive me Father, for I have simp'd.
* When trying to explain the appeal of vtubers to a general audience and why they've become so popular within the anime community, he makes a fairly common comparison to Main/ProfessionalWrestling in terms of how vtubers tend to function on a strange twist on kayfabe (real actions by fake people as opposed to fake actions by real people, to very quickly sum it up) and drops a line that can easily be taken out of context.
-->'''Gigguk:''' Vtubers is just wrestling...''with waifus.''
* In a segment where he goes through a few personal favorites from WebAnimation/{{Hololive}}, he spends a good amount of time on Korone, a dog girl, and expresses a desire to headpat her only for his fiancee Sydsnap to come in and pull him away, kicking and screaming.
* His description of Luna.
-->'''Gigguk:''' Himemori Luna has a design drawn by the ''Literature/EromangaSensei'' artist and for once, going against the anime trope of having a [[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld loli who's secretly two thousand years old]], Luna's age seems to be about negative twenty.
* When trying to figure out if donating to a vtuber is a tax-deductible expense, the first video that shows up is a clip of himself discussing why he donated to Kiryu Coco on his podcast.
-->'''Gigguk:''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Are you fucking serious?]]
* Towards the end of the video, he discusses the benefits of following Japanese speaking Vtubers and, by comparison, the fact that he has actually gained a benefit in improved Japanese listening by watching them live without subtitles, calling back to a joke that he made earlier about gacha being gambling he can jack off to.
-->'''Gigguk:''' Basically, if I'm going to have a Japanese learning resource, at least I can have a Japanese learning source I can-''SmashCut''

[[AC: I Used a Million Dollar AI to Prove that Light Novel Titles are Dumb. / We Don't Understand Anime Light Novels (ft. WebVideo/TheAnimeMan and WebVideo/CDawgVA)]]
* At the end of both videos he showcases a few AI-generated titles using their names as the starting word. One of the best ones is "Connor Wants to be a Hero but is Actually a DICK! Part 2: Another World's Strongest Gamer" and they're all laughing over how on-point it is for his kind of character. He's also frustrated at how the AI can't recognize his own name "Garnt" but it responds to "Grant".

[[AC: Badly Explaining the ENTIRE Fate Series in 30 MINUTES]]
* Gigguk visualizes the Fate timeline virtually on a greenscreen because he doesn't have a wall big enough to do it physically... [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial and not because he wants to rip off]] WebVideo/NakeyJakey.
* He essentially loses his mind trying to explain the incredibly convoluted KudzuPlot of the Fate multiverse and is relying on the fan mantra "Don't worry about it!" to avoid delving into excessively complex explanations.
-->'''Gigguk:''' What is the moon? Don't worry about it! ...No, please, please don't worry about it, please don't ask me what the moon is, ''I'm not going to fucking talk about the moon!''
* He describes the First Holy Grail War as various "magic gamer girls and boys" having a meeting to decide what to do with the Greater Grail, or in other words, a "TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering".
* He says that the Church got involved with the Third Holy Grail War because they asked God if they could "copy-strike" the Ainsworths for their use of the term "Holy Grail".
* When talking about Literature/FateApocrypha:
** He comments how Astolfo "makes straight guys question their sexuality and gay guys question their sexuality and gay girls question their sexuality... [[CallBack and me question my life choices for spending 400 dollars for a dick]]."
** He ends the segment by calling it "[[ThoseWackyNazis Hitler/stay night]]".
* He describes ''Manga/TodaysMenuForTheEmiyaFamily'' as what would happen in-game if someone got bored after playing the visual novel for five minutes, left and never returned... or in other words, the reality where WebVideo/{{CDawgVA}} [[TakeThat tried to play]] ''[[VisualNovel/FateStayNight Fate]]''.
* He describes the Iliyaverse[[note]](seasons 1 and 2 of ''Manga/FateKaleidLinerPrismaIllya'')[[/note]] as "cute girls doing cute things, cute girls doing [[MagicalGirl magical things]], [[BreadEggsMilkSquick and cute girls doing]] [[LesYay each other]].
** When he brings up how Iliya is 18 years old in the original ''VisualNovel/FateStayNight'' but under 18 in the Iliyaverse, despite being the same age as when the timeline diverged, which theoretically should have made her 18 there too:
---> '''Gigguk:''' You know, I would say "[[RunningGag don't worry about it]]"... [[PaedoHunt but I'm pretty sure the FBI are gonna do that for me.]]
* He gets even more stressed when he goes into the multitude of side content, almost all of which is canon. And when he completes his video and looks over his completed timeline, and he's astonished that he's starting to ''understand everything.'' Then he reaches ''VideoGame/FateGrandOrder''... and takes a deep breath because FGO in itself can count as its own separate universe. His attempt to illustrate its place in the whole timeline diagram ends in him screaming and scribbling everywhere.
* He gets to ''Fate Prototype''... which is a 12-minute trailer for a nonexistent project... that has its own light novel prequel. And he'd be content if it were self-contained, but a dream sequence links it to the rest of the canon.
** Additionally, he makes a joke about how oversaturated the series is compared to its sister franchise {{VisualNovel/Tsukihime}}... a joke that he then realizes is thoroughly dated.
---> '''Gigguk:''' You can tell that line was written months ago because, um… ''(shows poster of [[SavedFromDevelopmentHell Tsukihime Remake]])'' yeah, where the fuck did this come from.

[[AC: You Cannot Dislike This Video.]]
* The video was developed in response to [=YouTube=] hiding the dislike ratio -- he takes the opportunity to spout out an endless chain of bad takes that will knowingly provoke the fanbases. Highlights include:
** Insisting that you can start the Franchise/FateSeries anywhere so long as it's not at the visual novel
** [[Manga/AttackOnTitan Gabby.]] [[BaseBreakingCharacter Did.]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Nothing. Wrong.]]
** Claiming that Manga/MyHeroAcademia is worse than Manga/BlackClover, Manga/BlackClover is worse than Manga/{{Bleach}}, Manga/{{Bleach}} is worse than Manga/YuYuHakusho, and Manga/YuYuHakusho is worse than Manga/MyHeroAcademia
** Calling the cast of [[Manga/DemonSlayerKimetsuNoYaiba Demon Slayer]] a bunch of mouthbreathers, using the clip of Tanjiro using his breathing technique.
** His full on declaration of war on Manga/OnePiece, chastising [[Creator/EiichiroOda Oda]] for not finishing the story.
** Oh, and [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure JoJo]] [[MurderArsonAndJaywalking is mid.]]

[[AC: Winter Anime 2022 in a Nutshell]]

** Then, after declaring Marin Kitagawa as best girl (by swiping away pictures of other female leads introduced that season,) he addressed the memes about her looking and acting a lot like his fiancee, Sydney. By listing each and every aspect of Marin that he likes [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial all while denying that those same traits are present on Sydney.]]

[[AC: Spring Anime 2022 in a Nutshell]]

[[AC: Summer Anime 2022 in a Nutshell]]

* After going over ''Literature/HaremInTheLabyrinthOfAnotherWorld'' which unapologetically uses a HerosSlaveHarem, he swears this is a one-off incident... and then cuts to ''Literature/BlackSummoner'' where the protagonist is excited of the prospect of getting a slave girl.

[[AC: Winter Anime 2023 in a Nutshell]]

* He summarizes the premise of ''Manga/OnimaiImNowYourSister'' as "a Discord mod turning into his own profile picture."

[[AC:Anime Has Gone Too Far]]
* The subject matter is ''My Life With Inukai's Dog'', which repeatedly toes the line for BestialityIsDepraved. Gigguk goes through this video acting like a broken man who's gazed into the abyss, and feels that this show has "crossed the line."
* His decision to make this video was out of a terrifying revelation that "Somehow, somewhere, this is going to be someone's first anime." So this video is to tell that theoretical new anime fan that there's more to anime than the depravity that is this show, and so that he can sleep better.
* For once he's actually ''thrilled'' to do an ad read so that he can talk about literally anything else.
* Looking at the synopsis and going off his experiences with isekai, he reckons "Surely this isn't more dumb than reincarnating as a sword or a vending machine! Maybe it can look into how the protagonist's struggles living a dog's life in a modern world!" To his disappointment, it doesn't explore those plot lines.
* He takes an aside to talk about other dogs in anime, including [[Manga/ChainsawMan Pochita]], [[Anime/CowboyBebop Ein]], [[Manga/SpyXFamily Bond]], and [[Manga/FullmetalAlchemist Nina]], all of which are deemed "good boys" (and "girl", in Nina's case). Pochita of ''Inukai'' is decidedly not.
* "While the rest of the world was concerned with 'what the dog doin?' Inukai was more concerned with ''''who''' the dog doin?'"

* Gigguk flashes back to what he's been doing ten years ago when he started the yearly anime review series, and pulls up a clip of him talking about Creator/HayaoMiyazaki finishing ''Anime/TheWindRises'' and announcing his retirement. Cut to ''Anime/TheBoyAndTheHeron'', another of his animated films dated '''2023'''.
* For how overdone the zombie genre is back in the 2010's, Gigguk is pleased that ''Manga/Zom100BucketListOfTheDead'' provides a fresh new take on the genre, ten years later.

* Before he goes into ''Literature/TheApothecaryDiaries'' he acknowledges how China has tried their hand at getting into the anime market, but the audience is disinterested in Chinese cartoons. Cue ''The Apothecary Diaries'', which has a setting closely resembling Imperial China, but written and produced by Japanese people, and ''that'' gets engagement.

* "While the rest of the world was concerned with 'what the dog doin?' Inukai was more concerned with 'who the dog doin?'"

* He summarizes the premise of ''Onimai: Now I'm Your Sister'' as "a Discord mod turning into his own profile picture."

-->'''Zero Two:''' Did you enjoy riding me til the end, Darling?\\

-->'''Goro:''' So no one besides me thinks this control scheme is a ''bit'' weird.\\

** Additionally, he makes a joke about how oversaturated the series is compared to it’s sister franchise {{VisualNovel/Tsukihime}}… a joke that he then realizes is thoroughly dated.

'''Pastor Nik:''' As a follower of the Wall, it is our believe that any foreign object could pose a great threat to us, as foretold long ago by our founder and supreme prophet, [[UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump Lord Trump]].

* His RunningGag throughout the video, due to the recurring theme on most of the releases he mentioned: "[[LesYay Gay Girls, innit?]]"
* The start of the list is ''Anime/BirdieWing'', kicking things off with the memetic {{Mondegreen}} from the catchy OP
-->PENIS LIFE! PENIS LIFE! (song title "Venus Life" pops up) "Eh, close enough."

* After rolling on ''Arknights'', Gigguk decides to roll on ''[=F/GO=]'' which he calls the the final boss of gacha summoning rates due to the ''Apocrypha'' crossover event deciding to roll for a [=SSR=] and [=SR=]. While he got the [=SSR=] easily, it took him $400 to get the [=SR=] which he bitterly stated isn't even that good.

-->'''Gigguk:''' Marin is still the Best Girl of 2022. [[DullSurprise It's not because]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial she reminds me of]] [[{{Tsundere}} my wife.]]\\

* Gigguk reviews LightNovel/EromangaSensei as a piece of high art, declaring it a [[BileFascination modern masterpiece...in trash.]] He concludes that LightNovel/EromangaSensei is making a powerful statement:

-->'''Gigguk:''' Himemori Luna has a design drawn by the ''LightNovel/EromangaSensei'' artist and for once, going against the anime trope of having a [[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld loli who's secretly two thousand years old]], Luna's age seems to be about negative twenty.

'''Sydney:''' '''''[[NoIndoorVoice HEY GUYS~!]]'' It's your girl~!'''

-->'''Gigguk:''' Marin is still the Best Girl of 2022. [[DullSuprise It's not because]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial she reminds me of]] [[{{Tsundere}} my wife.]]\\

-->'''Gigguk:''' Marin is still the Best Girl of 2022. [[DullSuprise It's not because]] [[SuspiciouslySpecific she reminds me of]] [[{{Tsundere}} my wife.]]\\

[[AC:LightNovel/NoGameNoLife in 7 Minutes:]]

[[AC:LightNovel/FateZero:]]

* Gigguk reviews [[LightNovel.EromangaSensei Eromanga Sensei]] as a piece of high art, declaring it a [[BileFascination modern masterpiece...in trash.]] He concludes that [[LightNovel.EromangaSensei Eromanga Sensei]] is making a powerful statement:

* Creator/{{A1 Pictures}} shows up with [[CashCowFranchise a bag full of]] Anime/{{Sword Art Online}} [[CashCowFranchise Money]]. His suggestion is that, if they keep making anime, they’ll come up with '' something''.
* [[Creator/StudioGainax Gainax]] is a grumpy old man losing his hearing, and Creator/{{Studio Trigger}} is his rebellious teenage son.

* Creator/{{Ufotable}} is married to Creator/{{Type Moon}}, who is an overworked mom taking care of [[Anime/KaraNoKyoukai the]] [[Franchise/FateSeries kids]]. And he’s apparently cheating on her with Creator/{{Bandai Namco}}.

-->"This is actually a covert sting operation, as skipping "Cruel Angel's Thesis" was declared as a war crime by the UN in 1999. So far, a total of seven people have been detained, where -- as per legislation -- they are publicly shamed, [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment forced to watch 200 hours]] of the ''Anime/LuckyStar'' opening, and sentenced to be destroyed."

-->'''Gigguk''': Of course, [Tanjiro's] motivations would be worthless if his family members weren't worth protecting. And I'm glad to say after all the failed attempts we've seen over the years in anime, science has finally created the perfect little sister! And her name...is Nezuko! This is what peak ''imouto'' looks like! Say goodbye to all your trash-tier, ''onii-chan'' incest crap, you want an ''imouto'' to protect?! Well she also protects you! She takes head pats and she gives head pats! You don't even need dialogue with her because she speaks the purest language of all! ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis CUTE. IMOUTO.]] [[PowerEchoes NOISES]]''. She comes neatly packaged in her own box! Fuck gamer girl bath water and that weak-ass product! Give us something the world actually ''needs''! I want Imouto In a Box! I want Canned Headpats, ''Step On Me Simulators'', '''''[[Literature/DoYouLoveYourMomAndHerTwoHitMultiTargetAttacks ISEKAI MILF BREAST MILK!!!]]'''''...Alright that one might be a little bit far. How about...''[[LightNovel/ReZero Worst Girl Tears]] [[TakeThat When She Loses]].''

* Gigguk's description of the Franchise/FateSeries is where every [[HistoricalBeautyUpgrade female historical figure that you've ever known is a hot girl]] and [[HistoricalGenderFlip male historical figure that you've ever known is a hot girl]] and [[LightNovel/FateApocrypha sometimes a loli]].

** [[Anime/AttackOnTitan Gabby.]] [[BaseBreakingCharacter Did.]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Nothing. Wrong.]]
** Claiming that Manga/MyHeroAcademia is worse than Anime/BlackClover, Anime/BlackClover is worse than Anime/{{Bleach}}, Anime/{{Bleach}} is worse than Anime/YuYuHakusho, and Anime/YuYuHakusho is worse than Manga/MyHeroAcademia

** His full on declaration of war on Anime/OnePiece, chastising [[Creator/EiichiroOda Oda]] for not finishing the story.

* Given that ''My Isekai Life'' uses a very cliche premise, he argues "find me someone who thinks that this is a unique hook and I'll find you a guy who gets excited over yet another isekai." It immediately cuts to him getting excited over the much-awaited sequel to ''LightNovel/TheDevilIsAPartTimer''.

** Claiming that Anime/MyHeroAcademia is worse than Anime/BlackClover, Anime/BlackClover is worse than Anime/{{Bleach}}, Anime/{{Bleach}} is worse than Anime/YuYuHakusho, and Anime/YuYuHakusho is worse than Anime/MyHeroAcademia

* After going over ''LightNovel/HaremInTheLabyrinthOfAnotherWorld'' which unapologetically uses a HerosSlaveHarem, he swears this is a one-off incident... and then cuts to ''Literature/BlackSummoner'' where the protagonist is excited of the prospect of getting a slave girl.