History Funny / GhostRider

-->'''Lucifer:''' You know, Johnny, you and I aren't all that different really. I mean, other than the fact that I'm, y'know "The Devil" and you're--
-->'''Ghost Rider:''' I'm nothing like you.
-->(Beat)
-->'''Lucifer:''' Are you gonna let me talk, or what? I keep trying to tell you stuff and you always...interrupt me! It's frustrating!

!!The film:
* "YES! YES! YES!" Then Johnny drives out of the arena... "...WHERE IS HE GOING!"
* After beating a bunch of criminals to a pulp upon turning into Ghost Rider, he turns and points at the only guy in the cell that didn't try and attack him.
--> '''Ghost Rider''': YOU. INNOCENT.
--> ''(leaves cell. Kid faints)''
** Right before, the Ghost Rider confronts the guy who led the beat-down of him as Johnny Blaze, which tore his current jacket.
---> '''Ghost Rider''': NICE JACKET. ''(Puts it on)'' ...''VERY'' NICE...!
* After walking out of the prison, Ghost Rider stops when a cop hits him with his nightstick. [[NoSell Rider turns to him, puts his jaw back in place]], and points...and wags his finger with an "Mmm-mmm-''mmm''...!"
* "Morning, Bonehead."
** During the ensuing chase he escapes the police by jumping in the river. He rises out of the water, bike and all only to to look up at the police still on the bridge so he can laugh and flip them off.
* Roxanne in the restaurant waiting for Johnny. Among other bits, she ''brought a Magic 8 Ball with her.''
** She nervously asks a waiter if he thinks she's pretty. [[AmbiguouslyGay He shrugs and gives a "meh" expression]].
* The mugging victim explains that her rescuer's head was a burning skull.
-->"I mean, it was an edge look, but he totally pulled it off."
** Her flame sound effects and awkward dance also qualify.
* Ghost Rider telling the guy in the helicopter "You're pissing me off!" and the guy profusely apologizing before booking it. Mind you, the pilot is seeing his helicopter being dragged by an angry, flaming skeleton.
* Johnny looking at himself in the mirror and trying his best to HulkOut, as it were. He starts by chomping while baring his teeth... and then pressing up his nose (so he more resembles a skull) and chomping... and then trying to startle himself in the mirror with a "BOOGABOOGABOOGA!!!"
** And when he manages to summon some fire willingly... that's when Roxanne shows up. Johnny throws the fire ball away. Roxanne comes in... and asks if there's something burning.
* After being interrogated by a Bad Cop, a Good Cop comes up to Johnny and offers a cigarette. He starts to light one of his own before the flame in his lighter mysteriously bows low and burns him. Johnny casually points out "[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Okay, that was weird]]".

* Johnny looking at himself in the mirror and trying his best to HulkOut, as it were. He starts by chomping while baring his teeth...and then pressing up his nose (so he more resembles a skull) and chomping...and then trying to startle himself in the mirror with a "BOOGABOOGABOOGA!!!"
** And when he manages to summon some fire willingly...that's when Roxanne shows up. Johnny throws the fire ball away. Roxanne comes in...and asks if there's something burning.

* After walking out of the prison, Ghost Rider stops when a cop shoots at him. NoSell. Rider turns to him and points...and wags his finger with an "Uh-uh-''uh''...!"

** During the ensuing chase he escapes the police by jumping in the river. He rises out of the water, bike and all only to laugh and the police looking down from the bridge and flip them off.