History Funny / Ghost1990

* Sam singing "Henry the VIII, I Am." No matter how hard Oda Mae press the pillows into her ears, she can't seem to drown out his voice. It's more funny when you realize that Sam can sing as loudly as he wants, and no one since Oda Mae can hear him.

* Sam singing "Henry the VIII, I Am". No matter how hard Oda Mae press the pillows into her ears, she can't seem to drown out his voice. It's more funny when you realize that Sam can sing as loudly as he wants, and no one since Oda Mae can hear him.
** There is a CallBack to this scene later in the movie, which is almost as funny. Oda Mae, after ringing Molly's apartment and thinking that no one is home, tries to leave, only for Sam to quickly, and loudly, start singing "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall". She quickly turns back around, agreeing to stay as long as Sam stops singing.

* Sam singing "Henry the VIII, I Am". No matter how hard Oda Mae press the pillows into her ears, she can't seem to drown out his voice. It's more funny when you realize that Sam can sing as loudly as he wants, and no one but Oda Mae can hear him.
** There is a CallBack to this scene later in the movie, which is almost as funny. Oda Mae, after ringing Molly's apartment and thinking that no one is home, tries to leave, only for Sam to quickly, and loudly, start singing "Ninety Nine Bottles of Beer on the Wall". She quickly turns back around, agreeing to stay as long as Sam stops singing.

* Sam singing "Henry VIII". No matter how hard Oda Mae press the pillows into her ears, she can't seem to drown out his voice. It's more funny when you realize that Sam can sing as loudly as he wants, and no one but Oda Mae can hear him.

-->'''Oda Mae:''' Now, you can't just blurt it out like that! And quit moving around, will you? 'Cause your starting to make me dizzy! I'll just tell her in my own way! ''[to Molly]'' Molly...[[SassyBlackWoman you in danger, girl.]]

-->'''Oda Mae:''' ''(Locking herself in a closet)'' I swear no more cheating. I promise. I'll do anything I'll do penance give me penance but make that guy go away.
-->'''Sam:''' ''(appearing beside her)'' No way.
-->'''Oda Mae:''' AAAAAAAAHHHH-- ''(runs toward the door and breaks it down, falling on it)''

-->''(customer runs like hell out of the room)''

* Sam singing "Henry the Eighth". No matter how hard Oda Mae press the pillows into her ears, she can't seem to drown his voice. It's more funny when you realize that Sam can sing as loudly as he wants, and no one but Oda Mae can hear him.
** There is a CallBack to this scene later in the movie, which is almost as funny. Oda Mae, after ringing Molly's apartment and thinking that no one is home, tries to leave only for Sam to quickly (and loudly) start singing "Ninety Nine Bottles of Beer on the Wall". She quickly turns back around, agreeing to stay as long as Sam stops singing.
* "Molly! I'm gonna count to three and I'm outta here! [[MotorMouth Onetwothree]]!" ''(rolls her eyes and scoffs)''
-->'''Oda Mae:''' ''(to Molly)'' HEY, DO YOU HEAR ME TALKING TO YOU??\\

'''Oda Mae:''' Wanna kiss my butt?! ''(to Molly)'' I'm not gonna stay down here all day.\\

-->'''Sam:''' Give her the check!
-->'''Oda Mae:''' ''(through clenched teeth)'' I WILL!!!!!! ''(turns clenching into smile)''

-->'''"Rita Miller":''' Will you quit poking me?!\\
'''Sam:''' Well don't overdo it!
** ''[[LargeHam FOUR MILLION DOLLARS?!?!]]''

-->'''Oda Mae:''' Yes. ''(to Molly)'' He wants me to tell you what he's saying, word for word.
-->''([[{{Beat}} beat]])''

-->'''Oda Mae:''' Now, you can't just blurt it out like that! And quit moving around, will you? 'Cause your starting to make me dizzy! I'll just tell her in my own way! ''(to Molly)'' Molly...[[{{SassyBlackWoman}} you in danger, girl.]]
* Carl and Sam pranking a crowded elevator by making everyone think Carl has a contagious illness and rash.
-->'''Sam:''' On the genitals again?

-->"What am I doing downtown? I ''hate'' downtown! Where are you? Oh."
* Compare Oda Mae's theatrics when she's ''faking'' psychic powers to her complete exasperated boredom once she's turned out to be a NotSoPhonyPsychic:
-->'''Oda Mae:''' ''(deadpan)'' Orlando, Orlando, is there an Orlando here?
* The ghost Orlando taking over Oda Mae's body to communicate with his wife.
-->'''Oda Mae (Possessed by Orlando):''' Ortisha?\\

'''Oda Mae (Possessed by Orlando):''' Ortisha, where you at? I can hardly see ya.\\

'''Oda Mae (Possessed by Orlando):''' ''DAMN'', baby, wha'd you do to your hair?!\\

* Oda Mae's reaction upon learning form Sam that he's white. Especially her associates, who are further convinced she's losing it.

* ''[[LargeHam FOUR MILLION DOLLARS?!?!]]''

* Oda Mae's reaction upon learning that Sam is white. Especially her associates, who are further convinced she's losing it.

* "Molly! I'm gonna count to three and I'm outta here! [[MotorMouth Onetwothree]]!" ''(scoffs and rolls her eyes)''

* "Molly! I'm gonna count to three and I'm outta here! [[MotorMouth OneTwoThree]]!"

-->'''Oda Mae:''' Now, you can't just blurt it out like that! And quit moving around, will you? 'Cause your starting to make me dizzy! I'll just tell her in my own way! ''(to Molly)'' Molly... [[{{SassyBlackWoman}}you in danger, girl.]]

-->'''Oda Mae:''' Now, you can't just blurt it out like that! And quit moving around, will you? 'Cause your starting to make me dizzy! I'll just tell her in my own way! ''(to Molly)'' Molly... you in danger, girl.

'''Workman in loft:''' I hear you!\\

* The exasperated boredom Oda Mae's con-artist job becomes when she discovers she's a NotSoPhonyPsychic.

'''Ortisha's Male Companion:''' Here! She's here!\\

-->'''Oda Mae:''' Now, you can't just blurt it out like that! And quit moving around, will you? 'Cause your starting to make me dizzy! I just tell her in my own way! ''(to Molly)'' Molly... you in danger, girl.

** The ghost Orlando taking over Oda Mae's body to communicate with his wife.
--->'''Oda Mae (Possessed by Orlando):''' Ortisha?\\

'''Oda Mae:''' Wanna kiss my butt?! (to Molly) I'm not gonna stay down here all day.\\

* One of the ghosts taking over Oda Mae's body to communicate with his wife.
-->'''Oda Mae (Possessed by Orlando):''' Ortisha?\\

'''Oda Mae (Possessed by Orlando:''' Ortisha, where you at? I can hardly see ya.\\

'''Oda Mae (Possessed by Orlando:''' ''DAMN'', baby, wha'd you do to your hair?!\\

'''Workman in loft:''' Didn't you ever heard of a phone?\\

-->'''Sam:''' ''(Sam just pushes his head through the door)'' No way.
-->'''Oda Mae:''' AAAAAAAAHHHH-- ''(breaks the door down and falls)''

-->(customer runs like hell out of the room)

'''Oda Mae (Possessed by Orlando:''' ''DAMN'', baby, whadja do to your hair?!\\

-->'''Oda Mae:''' ''(Locking herself in a closet)'' I swear to God no more lies, but please, please make that guy go away.

* Sam singing "Henry the Eighth". No matter how hard Oda Mae press the pillows into her ears, she can't seem to drown his voice. Its more funny when you realize that Sam can sing as loudly as he wants, and no one but Oda Mae can hear him.
** There is a CallBack to this scene later in the movie, which is almost as funny. Oda Mae, after ringing Molly's apartment and finding that no one is home, tries to leave only for Sam to quickly (and loudly) start singing Ninety Nine Bottles of Beer on the Wall. She quickly turns back around, agreeing to stay as long as Sam stops singing.

-->'''Oda Mae:''' ''(to Molly)'' DO YOU HEAR ME TALKING TO YOU??\\

'''Oda Mae:''' Aw,shut up. Nobody's talking to you!\\
'''Workman in loft:''' Ever heard of a phone?\\
'''Oda Mae:''' You wanna kiss my butt?! (to Molly) Listen, I'm not gonna stand here all day.\\

'''Oda Mae''': Oh, man, shut up!
* The part where Sam and Oda Mae give the four million dollars they stole from Carl to a church, with the nuns nearly having a heart attack when they see the check.
** Oda Mae reluctantly and briefly refusing to give up the check, holding onto it with a death grip and arguing with Sam in front of the perplexed nuns
-->'''Sam''': Give it to them!
-->'''Oda Mae (through clenched teeth)''': I WILL!!!!!! (turns clenching into smile)

-->'''"Rita Miller":''' Will you quit poking me?\\
'''Sam:''' Don't overdo it!

-->'''Sam:''' I want you to repeat what I'm saying, word for word. You got that?
-->'''Oda Mae:''' Yes. ''(to Molly)'' He wants me to repeat what he's saying, word for word.

-->'''Oda Mae:''' You can't just blurt it out like that! I'm gonna tell it in my own way. ''(to Molly)'' Molly... you in danger, girl.
* Carl and Sam pranking a crowded elevator by making everyone think Carl has a contagious illness and rash ("On the genitals?").

* The exasperated boredom Oda Mae's con-artist job becomes when she discovers she's a NotSoPhonyPsychic;
-->'''Oda Mae''': (deadpan) ''Orlando, Orlando, is there an Orlando here?''

-->'''Oda Mae (Possessed by Orlando)''': Ortisha? Is that you? ''(beat)'' ''DAMN'', baby, whadja do to your hair?!
-->'''Ortisha''': Orlando, you like it? It's autumn sunrise.

-->'''Oda Mae (through clenched teeth)''': IWILL!!!!!! (turns clenching into smile)

-->'''"Rita Miller":''' Will you stop hitting me?\\