History Funny / GeorgeOfTheJungle

** One of those animals is a mouse [[note]](or stylized pint-sized [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_antelope Royal Antelope]], judging by the tiny horns and how its shown standing in the group scene with other jungle animals])[[/note]that doesn't just hit a tree, but smashes through it - twice!

** One of those animals is a mouse [[note]](or stylized pint-sized [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_antelope Royal Antelope]], judging by the tiny horns and how its shown standing in the group scene with other jungle animals])[[/note] that doesn't just hit a tree, but smashes through it - twice!

** One of those animals is a mouse that doesn't just hit a tree, but smashes through it - twice!

-->'''Guide''': ''[[[NoFourthWall to the camera]]]'' Bad guy falls in [[ToiletHumour poop]]! [[LampshadeHanging Classic element]] of [[ThePratfall physical comedy!]] [[ThisIsThePartWhere Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh!]] Ready?\\

* And further proving the hilariousness of the narrator, the scene where ThoseTwoBadGuys fight with him.

-->'''Narrator''': Don't worry, [[NeverSayDie nobody dies in this story]]. They just get really big boo-boos. ''[cut to the guide covered in bandages, giving Lyle an epic DeathGlare]'' What did I tell you?

** The second time, Ape loses his temper and grabs the guy by the throat while the other patrons desperately try to restrain Ape.
-->'''Ape''': "'''STOP SINGING!''' I've had more pleasure listening to ''alligators'' singing than you! I'll kill you, ya filthy bum!"
** The third time, the dealer is shown with ''his mouth taped'' and nervously going along with it.

** The second time, Ape loses his temper and grabs the guy by the throat while the other patrons desperately try to restrain Ape.

** The third time, the dealer is shown with ''his mouth taped'' and nervously going along with it.

* The Music/KennyRogers impersonator guy annoys Ape so much, that he resorts to strangling him ("STOP SINGING! I've had more pleasure listening to ''alligators'' singing than you! I'll kill you, ya filthy bum!"), before finally ''taping his mouth''!

-->WHAM. [[GlassSmackAndSlide Squeee....]]
-->'''Everybody, [[ThatsGottaHurt wincing]]''': Oooooh...

* Ape [[CreditsGag interrupting the credits]] in order to show what happened to him: He now has a show on the UsefulNotes/LasVegas strip where he sings "[[Music/FrankSinatra My Way]]" to a reenactment of the movie's plot, with Max and Thor being forced to play the tree "George" and "Ursula" are supposed to crash into.

* Ursula's mother attempts to call her daughter during the San Francisco abode part but is not there. She grows increasingly exasperated and demands that her daughter answer the phone to explain her reasons for being infatuated with George. Instead, George picks it up and lets out his trademark Tarzan yell, immediately surprising Ursula's mother.

* That's him! That's the guy who shot him! I never forget a face!
** Me?
*** [[RunningGag AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!]]
** An explanation; Lyle is currently in a police line-up in Africa with the "usual suspects"... and given this is in Africa, he's the only white guy among the bunch. Naturally, the other candidates are dismissed as "too short," [[FanDisservice "too sweaty,"]] etc.

''[all[[note]]as in, the guides, the bounty hunters, the orangutan in the background, and an assortment of unseen jungle animals[[/note]] burst into laughter]''

--->'''Narrator''': When suddenly, the game was interrupted by an urgent bongo gram. [''the gorillas are snoring''] I SAID, "'''AN URGENT BONGO GRAM!!!'''" [''the gorillas wake up and immediately proceed drumming'']

--->'''Narrator''': While Tookie was winging his way to Las Vegas, he-- ''[view to Tookie flying to China]'' I said, "'''''LAS VEGAS!!!'''''" ''[Tookie quickly changes his route towards Vegas]''

--> '''[[DeadpanSnarker Narrator]]''': [[TheChosenZero He is unconscious]].

* The ''only'' aversion of DontExplainTheJoke.

'''Ursula:''' ''Ape is gone!''\\

** The best part of that is that it was just Ursula being sped up while her parents stayed at normal speed.

!!The 1967 cartoon:

!!From 1997 Film:

!!The 2008 cartoon:

!!From the 1997 TheFilmOfTheSeries:

The 1967 cartoon:
* "Monkey Business"
** When Ape gets kidnapped.
--->'''Ape:''' What I always say, George, is— ''(gets lassoed out of the treehouse)'' Aack!\\
'''George:''' "Aack!"? Funny way to say goodbye.
** Ursula brings up Ape's disappearance to George.
--->'''Ursula:''' George, don't you notice something different?\\
'''George:''' Uh, Ursula got new hairdo?\\
'''Usrula:''' No, George! It's Ape!\\
'''George:''' Ape got new hairdo?\\
'''Ursula:''' ''Ape is gone!''\\
'''George:''' Didn't think his hair look different.
** Then when George leaves.
--->'''Ursula:''' Don't forget where we live, dear!\\
'''George:''' George remember! We live in tree. ''([[FailedASpotCheck takes one step and falls to the ground below]])'' Very high tree.
** George's [[NoSenseOfDirection utter lack of a sense of direction]] is in full force, which leads to a number of gems.
--->'''George:''' Hmm... tire tracks go that way. George take shortcut. Jungle intuition. Never wrong. ''(swings the other direction, [[WatchOutForThatTree with predictable results]])'' Sometimes painful, but never wrong.
** "Meanwhile, back in the jungle... wait, that's the Sahara Desert!"
** "But help was approaching... the long way around."
--->'''George:''' ''(while paddling a canoe through what appears to be the Arctic Ocean)'' This way, George sneak up on them from behind.
** And then George ''finally'' gets to where Ape is.
--->'''George:''' ''(Tarzan yell)'' Ape there?\\
'''Ape:''' Yes, George, I'm here! Stop that dreadful racket! Where have you been?\\
'''George:''' You name it!
* "Oo-oo Birds of a Feather": Tiger and Weevil coming across George disguised as an Oo-oo bird.
-->'''Weevil:''' Tiger! That be the biggest Oo-oo bird in the world!\\
'''Tiger:''' And the ugliest.

The 2008 cartoon:

From TheFilmOfTheSeries:

The film's sequel has a few as well:

-->"He says he likes your 'magic pictures' but he prefers the resolution of the Leica 35mm transparencies." ''[laughs again]'' "He also says that your lens is dirty, but he has the equipment to clean it for you."

-->'''Narrator''': Don't worry, [[NeverSayDie nobody dies in this movie]]. They just get really big boo-boos. ''[cut to the guide covered in bandages, giving Lyle an epic DeathGlare]'' What did I tell you?

-->'''Ape:''' What I always say, George, is— ''(gets lassoed out of the treehouse)'' Aack!\\

-->'''Ursula:''' George, don't you notice something different?\\

-->'''Ursula:''' Don't forget where we live, dear!\\

-->'''George:''' Hmm... tire tracks go that way. George take shortcut. Jungle intuition. Never wrong. ''(swings the other direction, [[WatchOutForThatTree with predictable results]])'' Sometimes painful, but never wrong.

-->'''George:''' ''(while paddling a canoe through what appears to be the Arctic Ocean)'' This way, George sneak up on them from behind.

-->'''George:''' ''(Tarzan yell)'' Ape there?\\

-->'''Tiger:''' Another smoothie, Howie. [[TheDitz This is gonna]] [[IdiotHero take a while.]]

-->WHAM