History Funny / Gargoyles

--> '''Oberon:''' ''Mother?!'' Ha ha ha, Titania, [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar what have you been up to?]]

* Another great moment from ''Goliath Chronicles'' in the episode "For it May Come True". Humanified Goliath actually doing a SpitTake when his two ''kids'' wave goodbye on there way to school.

* From the fifth issue of the Slave Labor Graphics comic continuation.

* The scene in the comic where Stone of Destiny and the [[spoiler:Holy Grail greet each other when they're alone.]]

* In the only canon episodes of ''The Goliath Chronicles'' we have this [[ItMakesSenseInContext golden line]] when Macbeth is having a live debate against a [[FantasticRacism Gargoyle hater]]:
--> '''Macbeth:''' Madam, they ''burnt'' witches like you in the middle ages!

* It may be {{Canon Discontinuity}}, but "And Justice For All" features Goliath making a {{Dynamic Entry}} into the courtroom where his sentence is about to be given, with the real criminal in tow. His first line afterwards: "Please forgive the dramatic entrance, Your Honor."

* In "Reawakening", Lexington, Broadway, and Brooklyn sneak into a movie theater to watch a certain old Disney movie, before fighting noises from outside interrupt them.

*** The "too butch" line (a reference to Nietzche's idea of the ''Übermensch'') also counts as a none-too-subtle StealthInsult to Wolf.

[[caption-width-right:350:The look on Hudson's face just ''screams'', "Good grief..."]]

* Xanatos is something of a ButtMonkey in "Eye of the Beholder," as each of his plans to get the Eye of Odin back from Fox go awry. Goliath's responses to the gradual deterioration of his Machiavellian plots are utterly hilarious: "I hope you have a 'Plan D'" and "Not a good night for you"... though Xanatos actually does come up with a Plan D, and it's one of the last things you'd ever expect: telling the truth and asking Goliath and Elisa for help. Even this falls flat, and he is reduced to tailing Goliath and hoping he'll change his mind.

** Not to mention this priceless example of BreakingTheFourthWall :

** Goliath and Elisa meeting: take 2, after climbing back up to the castle.
-->'''Goliath:''' Now once again, what are you doing here? And please, DON'T fall off the building this time.

* Near the end of "Temptation" Lexington asks about his homemade motorcycle, his response to Brooklyn's answer is humorous to say the least.

** Brooklyn is too busy writhing in agony to notice how the lights dim when he pokes the bars.

'''Lexington:''' ''(deadpan)'' Bronx must've found Goliath.
--> '''Brooklyn:''' ''(equally deadpan)'' Yup.

--> '''Lexington:''' ''(deadpan)'' Bronx must've found Goliath.

*** Funnier still is Goliath's reaction: He face palms and mutters, "No, no, no, no, no..."

* Xanatos after creating his own Frankestein's Monster with Demona's help:

-->'''Brooklyn''': Oh, yeah? [[YouAndWhatArmy You and what Star Fleet]]? '''(takes Lex by the shoulders and marches him out of the room)

--> '''Brooklyn (pointing to "camera")''' : You never know when a giant, flaming, magical, time-traveling bird is gonna swallow you whole and spit you out in the 10th century. So, hit those books, kids!"

** Also, Elisa Maza's dad's sarcasm of having webbed feet a "great duck impersonation", complete with a quacking sound that sounds remarkably similar to Donald, which elicits a laugh from the family at the dinner table.

--> ''''Brooklyn (pointing to "camera")'''' : You never know when a giant, flaming, magical, time-traveling bird is gonna swallow you whole and spit you out in the 10th century. So, hit those books, kids."

* The episode "Protection", for introducing us to [[RunningGag "Haa...haaa...! JALAPENA!"]], if nothing else.

** Also, Elisa Maza's dad's sarcasm of having webbed feet a "great duck impersonation", complete with a quacking sound that sounds almost like Donald Duck's quacking, which causes a laugh from the family at the dinner table.

-->'''Goliath:''' ''*Deafening enraged roar*''\\
-->'''Lexington:''' ''(deadpan)'' Bronx must've found Goliath.
-->'''Brooklyn:''' ''(also deadpan)'' Yup.

'''Lexington:''' ''(deadpan)'' Bronx must've found Goliath.
'''Brooklyn:''' ''(also deadpan)'' Yup.

-->'''Lexington:''' (''smiles'') Oh, (''registers what Brooklyn said just before turning to stone'') WHAT?!?!?!?!

'''Brooklyn:''' ''(also deadpan'' Yup.
* In "The Edge", the [[MechaMook Steel clan]] are beating Goliath and the clan. Broadway slams into a wall of bricks and... [[BaitAndSwitch the wall doesn't break down, but instead a single brick falls on his head prompting him to yell "Hey!"]]

* "The Mirror" is a string of Funny Moments from the minute [[TheTrickster Puck]] starts casting spells.

-->'''Brooklyn''': Oh, yeah? [[YouAndWhatArmy You and what Star Fleet]]?
*** And after saying this, Brooklyn takes Lex by the shoulders and marches him out of the room.
* Fox and Hyena [[ConvenientlyCellmates sharing a cell]] and entertaining themselves with Sartre and shooting cockroaches with a slingshot, respectively:

** It's especially funny when you remember Sartre's most famous work, Theatre/NoExit.
*** Incidentally, the "too butch" line (a reference to Nietzche's idea of the Übermensch) counts as a StealthInsult to Wolf.

** The episode also has Hudson telling Hakons ghost to get an afterlife, and Hudson wondering why NY is called the big apple

** Not to mention this case of BreakingTheFourthWall :

-->'''Puck:''' "Whoa! Should have tried the Chihuahua!"

* The climax of City of Stone where Demona has just given them the access code. Xanatos zooms up to the computers, deactivates the destruct-sequence with seconds to spare, and wipes his brow with a sigh of relief. And there's Bronx, staring right at him.

-->'''Brooklyn:''' We better not tell Goliath about this...
** Brooklyn trying to hail a cab. It goes about as well as expected.

-->'''Lexington:''' (''smiles'') Oh, (''registers what Brooklyn said just before turning to stone'') WHAT!

--> '''Brooklyn''' : Uh. Maybe I should keep my big beak shut...

--> ''''Brooklyn (pointing to "camera")'''' : You never know when a giant, flaming, magical, time-traveling bird is gonna swallow you whole and spit you out in the 10th century. So, hit those books, kids."

* This exchange from "Reawakening":
--> '''Lexington''' : Hey, looks like we beat them here.
--> '''[They get blasted by a laser, courtesy of Coldstone]'''
--> '''Brooklyn''': Remind me to be fashionably late next time

** Also, Mary named her horse Magus. ("There was something about her face."

** Not to mention this case of BreakingtheFourthWall:

* Some of Brooklyn's inner monologues in Clan building.
* Also, Mary named her mare Magus (something about her face).
* Mary's reaction to finding out about "her little Tom" being married.
--> '''Brooklyn''' : Uh. Maybe I should keep my big beak shut

* This exchange:

--> '''[They get blasted by a laser]'''

*** Incidentally, her calling Nietzche "too butch" (a reference to Nietzche's idea of the Übermensch) counts as a StealthInsult to Wolf.

** Hudson discovering television for the first time. Hudson just pushes a random button on the remote, a heavy metal singer appears on TV screaming, cue Hudson and Bronx running away in terror.

** The gargoyles causing a mess in the kitchen.

*** Funnier still, Goliath does a FacePalm in response, and says, "No, no, no, no..."

*** Funnier still, Goliath FacePalms in response, and says, "No, no, no, no..."