History Funny / GameOfThronesSeasonFiveOnwards

-->'''Sandor:''' Thoros isn't here anymore. If you start preaching, your Lord of Light is going to wonder why he brought you back nineteen times after I've thrown you off this fucking wall.

[[folder: 2- A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms]]

* Arya's look of utter shock when Gendry tells her he's Robert Baratheon's bastard. She's been cool, collected, and practically expressionless since returning to Winterfell, but her face at that moment screams "The ''fuck?''"

'''Arya:''' I'm probably gonna die soon, I'm not spending my final moments with ''you old shits''.

* Arya is having a drink with sullen silence and constant threats Sandor and preachy Berric Dondarion. Suddenly she just gets up and leaves
--> '''Sandor:''' where the hell are you going?.
--> '''Arya:''' im probably gonna die soon, im not spending my final moments with you ''old shits''

* After safely arriving at Winterfell and providing Jon information on the White Walker's location, Tormund asks him where Brienne is.

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'''Gendry:''' (''excitedly''') I'll get right on it.

* Jon (very understandably) screaming his lungs out while Rhaegal takes him on the ride of a lifetime. Dany follows him with Drogon, grinning the entire time.

--> '''Euron''': [[DisproportionateRetribution They cheated at dice!]] Or maybe I cheated? Someone cheated...They weren't good fighters. You won't miss them.
* Cersei is quite disappointed that the Golden Company didn't bring their famous elephants across the ocean...somehow. She's still bitching about it after sleeping with Euron.
** And speaking of Euron, it must seem like some kind of IronicHell that after all her evil actions and burned bridges to get into sole power over the Seven Kingdoms, she’s once again stuck having lousy sex with a guy she doesn’t care about, and may even have to again pass off her baby with Jaime as his with how badly she needs his help.
* Bronn's session at the brothel is full of hilarity. The girls are so busy reminiscing about the Lannister soldiers they used to service who all got torched in the Battle of the Roseroad that they barely acknowledge the customer in the room. And when Qyburn arrives and is propositioned, he nonchalantly diagnoses the girl as having an STD and less than a year to live...much to Bronn's worry.

** The poleaxed OhCrap expression on Jaime's face when he sees Bran for the first time since shoving him out a window also counts.

** If you listen to the ladies a little closer, there's this jab at one of the less popular cameos the show's had:
---> '''Craya:''' That boy [[Music/EdSheeran Eddie]]...\\
'''Dirah:''' The ginger?\\
'''Craya:''' That's him. [[TakeThatScrappy Came back with his face burnt right off. He's got no eyelids now.]]

--> '''Euron''': [[DisproportionateRetribution They cheated at dice!]] Or maybe I cheated? Someone cheated...

-->'''Tyrion:''' You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off.
-->'''Varys:''' You take great offense at dwarf jokes but love telling eunuch jokes. Why is that?
-->'''Tyrion:''' [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Because I have balls, and you don't.]]
-->'''Varys:''' ''[scoffs]''

-->'''Tyrion:''' Last time we spoke was at Joffrey's wedding. Miserable affair.
-->'''Sansa:''' It had its [[BlackComedy moments]].

-->'''Tyrion:''' I sense that you are leading to a proposal.
-->'''Davos:''' [[ShapedLikeItself A proposal is what I'm proposing.]] On the off chance that we survive the Night King, what if the Seven Kingdoms, [[CrapsackWorld for once in their shit history]], were ruled by [[TheHighQueen a just woman]] and [[RightfulKingReturns an honorable man]]?
-->''[wide shot of Dany and Jon together surrounded by the camp]''
-->'''Tyrion:''' They do make a handsome couple.
-->'''Varys:''' You do overestimate our influence. Jon and Daenerys don't want to listen to lonely old men.
-->'''Tyrion:''' [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I'm not that old!]] Not as old as him [Davos].[[note]]Peter Dinklage is in fact the oldest of the three Lannister sibling actors despite playing the youngest.[[/note]]
-->'''Davos:''' ''[[[ActuallyPrettyFunny smirks]]]''

-->'''Jon:''' What if he doesn't want me to ride him?
-->'''Daenerys:''' Then I've enjoyed your company, Jon Snow.

-->'''Edd:''' Stay back! He's got blue eyes!
-->'''Tormund:''' I've ''always'' had blue eyes!
-->''[Long {{Beat}}]''
-->'''Edd:''' ''(Sighs and motions for everyone to lower their swords)''

-->'''Tyrion:''' The Queen respects [[HonestAdvisor the wisdom of age]].
-->'''Varys:''' [[SarcasmMode Of course she does]]. Respect is how [[YoungLoveVersusOldHate the young keeps us at a distance]], [[MomentKiller so we don't remind them of an unpleasant truth]].
-->'''Tyrion:''' And what is that?
-->'''Varys:''' [[NothingLastsForever Nothing]] [[MoodWhiplash lasts.]]

* While the scene quickly turns into a TearJerker, when Daenerys offers Sam a reward for his service to her in curing Jorah of greyscale, she is genuinely amused when Sam replies he needs a pardon from her, since he "borrowed" a few books from the Citadel without permission.

* Bran is repeatedly shown hanging out in the courtyard for no apparent reason, saying only that he's "waiting for a friend". Then at the end of the episode it leaves him in exactly the right spot to be staring ominously at Jaime when he arrives. The implication is that he spent ''at least'' an entire day sitting alone in the cold for the sole purpose of messing with Jaime.

* Bran is repeatedly shown hanging out in the courtyard for no apparent reason, saying only that he's "waiting for a friend". Then at the end of the episode it leaves him in exactly the right spot to be staring ominously at Jaime when he arrives. The implication is that he spent ''at least'' an entire day sitting alone in the cold for the sole purpose of messing wiryh Jaime.

* Bran is repeatedly shown hanging out in the courtyard for no apparent reason, saying only that he's "waiting for a friend". Then at the end of the episode it leaves him in exactly the right spot to be staring ominously at Jaime when he arrives. The implication is that he spent ''at least'' an entire day sitting alone in the cold for the sole purpose of messing wirh Kaime.

--> '''Qyburn:''' ''[holds up crossbow]'' She has a keen sense of poetic justice.\\
'''Bronn:''' ''[stunned]'' [[BigScrewedUpFamily That fucking family]].

[wide shot of Dany and Jon together surrounded by the camp]

--> '''Bronn:''' ''Which one?''

'''Bronn:''' ''[stunned]'' That fucking family.

-->'''Varys:''' Jon and Daenerys aren't interested in hearing from lonely old men.
-->'''Tyrion:''' [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I'm not that old!]] Yet.[[note]]Peter Dinklage is in fact the oldest of the three Lannister sibling actors despite playing the youngest.[[/note]]