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* Thorne offers Davos a chance to survive, and flee Castle Black. Davos, both to buy time and [[{{Troll}} to fuck with him]] adds that he'll need some mutton for the journey. Cue Thorne's FlatWhat, and as Davos explains his craving for mutton chop, Thorne turns to his comrades with a terribly confused expression to the effect of: "is he for real?" and his comrades do a ShrugTake.
** Davos isn't even trying to hide that he's fucking with Thorne, speaking in a rather chipper tone, and thanking Thorne when he's finished, promising to think it over. That Thorne appears to take it at face value makes it all the funnier.
** Davos isn't even trying to hide that he's fucking with Thorne, speaking in a rather chipper tone, and thanking Thorne when he's finished, promising to think it over. That Thorne appears to take it at face value makes it all the funnier.
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* Thorne offers Davos a chance to survive, and flee Castle Black. Davos, both to buy time and [[{{Troll}} to fuck with him]] adds that he'll need some mutton for the journey. Cue Thorne's FlatWhat, [[FlatWhat what?]], and as Davos explains his craving for mutton chop, Thorne turns to his comrades with a terribly confused expression to the effect of: "is he for real?" and his comrades do a ShrugTake.
real?"
** Davos isn't even trying to hide that he's fucking with Thorne, speaking in a rather chipper tone, and thanking Thorne when he's finished, promising to think it over. That Thorne appears to take it at face value and not just try to bust in straight away makes it all the funnier.
** Davos isn't even trying to hide that he's fucking with Thorne, speaking in a rather chipper tone, and thanking Thorne when he's finished, promising to think it over. That Thorne appears to take it at face value and not just try to bust in straight away makes it all the funnier.
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* When civil peace in Meereen continue to dissolve, Tyrion throws dirt in the eyes of fans who can't stand the Meereenese-knot with the pithy quip of: "well, we won't be sailing to Westeros anytime soon." As the Harpy's Sons have set fire to the captured fleet.
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* When civil peace in Meereen continue to dissolve, Tyrion throws dirt in the eyes of fans who can't stand the Meereenese-knot with the pithy quip of: "well, we won't be sailing to Westeros anytime soon." As the Harpy's Sons have just set fire to the Dany's captured fleet.
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* Khal Moro's wives and bloodriders talking in subtitled Dothraki around Daenerys is hilarious. One of the wives keeps telling "Cut off her head". Khal Moro asks rhetorically if there is anything better than seeing a woman naked for the first time, only for his bloodriders to start reciting some things that are better than sex for a Dothraki. An increasingly pissed Moro ends up conceding that "Seeing a woman naked for the first time is among the ''five'' greatest things..."
* When Obara Sand has killed Trystane Martell, Nymeria's reaction is an exasperated "You greedy bitch!".
* When Obara Sand has killed Trystane Martell, Nymeria's reaction is an exasperated "You greedy bitch!".
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* When Brienne and Pod arrive to save Sansa and Theon, one of the Bolton soldier's reaction to seeing
* When Obara Sand has
* While taking a stroll in Meereen, Varys says Tyrion walks like a rich man, and that he used to steal from men like him when he was a boy.
--->'''Tyrion:''' Good thing you're not a boy anymore... [[DontExplainTheJoke Because you have no cock]].
** To which Varys reacts with what might be described as an inverted eye-roll.
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* Thorne offers Davos a chance to survive, and flee Castle Black. Davos, both to buy time and [[{{Troll}} to fuck with him]] adds that he'll need some mutton chop. Cue Thorne FlatWhat, and as Davos explains his craving for mutton chop, Thorne turns to his comrades with a terribly confused expression to the effect of "Is he for real?" and his comrades do a ShrugTake.
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* When civil peace in Meereen continue to dissolve, Tyrion throws dirt in the eyes of fans who can't stand the Meereenese-knot with the pithy quip of: "well, we won't be sailing to Westeros anytime soon." As the Harpy's Sons have set fire to the captured fleet.
* Khal Moro's wives and bloodriders talking in subtitled Dothraki around Daenerys is hilarious. One of the jealous wives keeps badgering her husband to "cut off her head". Moro asks rhetorically if there is anything better than seeing a woman naked for the first time, only for his bloodriders to start reciting some things that are better than sex for the Dothraki. An increasingly pissed Moro ends up conceding that "Seeing a woman naked for the first time is among the ''five'' greatest things..."
* Thorne offers Davos a chance to survive, and flee Castle Black. Davos, both to buy time and [[{{Troll}} to fuck with him]] adds that he'll need some muttonchop. for the journey. Cue Thorne Thorne's FlatWhat, and as Davos explains his craving for mutton chop, Thorne turns to his comrades with a terribly confused expression to the effect of "Is of: "is he for real?" and his comrades do a ShrugTake.
* Khal Moro's wives and bloodriders talking in subtitled Dothraki around Daenerys is hilarious. One of the jealous wives keeps badgering her husband to "cut off her head". Moro asks rhetorically if there is anything better than seeing a woman naked for the first time, only for his bloodriders to start reciting some things that are better than sex for the Dothraki. An increasingly pissed Moro ends up conceding that "Seeing a woman naked for the first time is among the ''five'' greatest things..."
* Thorne offers Davos a chance to survive, and flee Castle Black. Davos, both to buy time and [[{{Troll}} to fuck with him]] adds that he'll need some mutton
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* One of Jon's loyalists brings up that Edd bringing Wildling reinforcements is their only hope of survival. Another laments the state of affairs when you're counting on Edd to stay alive.
* While walking in Mereen, Varys says Tyrion walks like a rich man, and that he used to steal from men like him when he was a boy.
--->'''Tyrion:''' Good thing you're not a boy anymore... [[DontExplainTheJoke Because you have no cock]].
** To which Varys reacts with what might be described as an inverted eyeroll.
* Falls into BlackComedy, but the MoodWhiplash of Ramsay going from mourning Myranda's death to telling his servant not to bury her, but feed her corpse to his hounds because "[[CrossesTheLineTwice it's still good meat.]]"
* When Brienne and Pod arrives to save Sansa and Theon, one of the Bolton soldier's reaction to seeing Brienne is saying, "A bloody woman!" and then Brienne proceeds to slash his neck.
* While walking in Mereen, Varys says Tyrion walks like a rich man, and that he used to steal from men like him when he was a boy.
--->'''Tyrion:''' Good thing you're not a boy anymore... [[DontExplainTheJoke Because you have no cock]].
** To which Varys reacts with what might be described as an inverted eyeroll.
* Falls into BlackComedy, but the MoodWhiplash of Ramsay going from mourning Myranda's death to telling his servant not to bury her, but feed her corpse to his hounds because "[[CrossesTheLineTwice it's still good meat.]]"
* When Brienne and Pod arrives to save Sansa and Theon, one of the Bolton soldier's reaction to seeing Brienne is saying, "A bloody woman!" and then Brienne proceeds to slash his neck.
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* While walking in Mereen, Varys says Tyrion walks like a rich man, and that he used to steal from men like him when he was a boy.
--->'''Tyrion:''' Good thing you're not a boy anymore... [[DontExplainTheJoke Because you have no cock]].
** To which Varys reacts with what might be described as an inverted eyeroll.
* Falls into BlackComedy, but the MoodWhiplash of Ramsay going from mourning Myranda's death to telling his servant not to bury her, but feed her corpse to his hounds because "[[CrossesTheLineTwice it's still good meat.]]"
* When Brienne and Pod arrivesold Dolorous to save Sansa and Theon, one of the Bolton soldier's reaction to seeing Brienne is saying, "A bloody woman!" and then Brienne proceeds to slash his neck.their lives.
* While walking in Mereen, Varys says Tyrion walks like a rich man, and that he used to steal from men like him when he was a boy.
--->'''Tyrion:''' Good thing you're not a boy anymore... [[DontExplainTheJoke Because you have no cock]].
** To which Varys reacts with what might be described as an inverted eyeroll.
* Falls into BlackComedy, but the MoodWhiplash of Ramsay going from mourning Myranda's death to telling his servant not to bury her, but feed her corpse to his hounds because "[[CrossesTheLineTwice it's still good meat.]]"
* When Brienne and Pod arrives
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* Khal Moro's wives and bloodriders talking in subtitled Dothraki around Daenerys is hilarious. One of the wives keeps telling "Cut off her head". Khal Moro asks rethorically if there is anything better than seeing a woman naked for the first time, only for his bloodriders to start reciting some things that are better than sex for a Dothraki. An increasingly pissed Moro ends up conceding that "Seeing a woman naked for the first time is among the ''five'' greatest things..."
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* Khal Moro's wives and bloodriders talking in subtitled Dothraki around Daenerys is hilarious. One of the wives keeps telling "Cut off her head". Khal Moro asks rethorically rhetorically if there is anything better than seeing a woman naked for the first time, only for his bloodriders to start reciting some things that are better than sex for a Dothraki. An increasingly pissed Moro ends up conceding that "Seeing a woman naked for the first time is among the ''five'' greatest things..."
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* Khal Moro's wives and bloodriders talking in subtitled Dothraki around Daenerys is hilarious. "Cut off her head" and "[It's] among the top five" especially.
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* Khal Moro's wives and bloodriders talking in subtitled Dothraki around Daenerys is hilarious. One of the wives keeps telling "Cut off her head" and "[It's] head". Khal Moro asks rethorically if there is anything better than seeing a woman naked for the first time, only for his bloodriders to start reciting some things that are better than sex for a Dothraki. An increasingly pissed Moro ends up conceding that "Seeing a woman naked for the first time is among the top five" especially.''five'' greatest things..."
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--->'''Tyrion:''' Good thing you're not a boy anymore... [[DontExplainTheJoke Because you have no cock]].
To which Varys reacts with what might be described as an inverted eyeroll.
--->'''Tyrion:''' Good thing you're not a boy anymore... [[DontExplainTheJoke Because you have no cock]].
To which Varys reacts with what might be described as an inverted eyeroll.
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** Davos isn't even trying to hide that he's fucking with Thorne, speaking in a rather chipper tone, and thanking Thorne when he's finished, promising to think it over. That Thorne appears to take it at face value makes it all the funnier.
* One of Jon's loyalists brings up that Edd bringing wilding reinforcements is is their only hope of survival. Another laments the state of affairs when you're counting on Edd to stay alive.
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* Thorne offers Davos a chance to survive, and flee Castle Black. Davos, both to buy time and [[{{Troll}} to fuck with him]] adds that he'll need some mutton chop. Cue Thorne FlatWhat, and as Davos explains his craving for mutton chop, Thorne turns to his comrades with a terribly confused expression to the effect of "Is he for real?" and his comrades do a ShrugTake.
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* Tyrion tries to offer a beggar money to feed her baby, but his Valyrian is so bad he actually tells her he wants to eat the baby.
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* When Obara Sand has killed Trystane Martell, Nymeria's reaction is an exasperated "You greedy bitch!".
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* Khal Moro's wives and bloodriders talking in subtitled Dothraki around Daenerys is hilarious. "Cut off her head" and "[It's] among the top five" especially.
* Khal Moro's wives and bloodriders talking in subtitled Dothraki around Daenerys is hilarious. "Cut off her head" and "[It's] among the top five" especially.
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** This hearkens back to a moment in Season 2, ep. 4, where Davos mentions having "fewer fingernails", and Stannis corrects ''him''.
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** This hearkens back to a moment in Season 2, ep. 4, where Davos mentions having "fewer fingernails", "less fingernails to clean", and Stannis corrects ''him''.
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** Additional humor comes from the fact that Rhaegar was the Crown Prince of the Seven Kingdoms, and Barristan was a member of the [[PraetorianGuard Kingsguard]], but that they used the money earned from Rhaegar's singing means that they must have gone to a tavern to go drinking. The mental image of [[ModestRoyalty Rhaegar and Barristan slumming it with the smallfolk]] and drinking all night proves quite amusing.
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* The fact that Tyrion Lannister [[RagsToRiches started out this season as a drunken exile in a shitty box and ends it in standing on a throne,]] in charge of another WretchedHive.
* Per usual, the banter between Tyrion and Varys is highly amusing, with lines like this:
-->'''Varys:''' Hello, old friend. I thought we were so happy together until you ''abandoned'' me.
** And this:
-->'''Varys:''' They tell me you've already found favor with the Mother of Dragons.\\
'''Tyrion:''' Well, she didn't execute me, so that's a promising start.
** And especially this:
-->'''Tyrion:''' If only I knew someone with a vast network of spies...\\
'''Varys:''' ''If only''... A grand old city, choking on violence, corruption, and deceit. Who could possibly have any experience managing such a massive ungainly beast?\\
* Per usual, the banter between Tyrion and Varys is highly amusing, with lines like this:
-->'''Varys:''' Hello, old friend. I thought we were so happy together until you ''abandoned'' me.
** And this:
-->'''Varys:''' They tell me you've already found favor with the Mother of Dragons.\\
'''Tyrion:''' Well, she didn't execute me, so that's a promising start.
** And especially this:
-->'''Tyrion:''' If only I knew someone with a vast network of spies...\\
'''Varys:''' ''If only''... A grand old city, choking on violence, corruption, and deceit. Who could possibly have any experience managing such a massive ungainly beast?\\
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* The fact that Tyrion Lannister [[RagsToRiches started out this season as a drunken exile in a shitty box and ends it in standing on a throne,]] in charge of another WretchedHive.
*WretchedHive - especially as the ''previous'' season was the [[RichesToRags exact opposite journey]] as a [[NoGoodDeedGoesUnpunished reward]] for a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.
** Per usual, thebanter [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD6kxsOpenw banter]] between Tyrion and Varys is highly amusing, with lines like this:
-->'''Varys:'''amusing:
--->'''Varys:''' Hello, old friend. I thoughtwe were we're so happy together until you ''abandoned'' me.
** And this:
-->'''Varys:''' They tell me you've already found favor with the Mother of Dragons.me.\\
'''Tyrion:'''Well, she didn't execute me, so that's a promising start.
** And especially this:
-->'''Tyrion:''' If onlyI knew someone with a vast network of spies...suppose there's no point ask how you found me.\\
'''Varys:'''''If only''... The birds see in the west, the birds see in the east. If one knows how to listen. They tell me that you already found favor with the Mother of Dragons.\\
'''Tyrion:''' Well. She didn't execute me. So that's a promising start. Now the heroes are off to find her. And I'm stuck here. Trying to placate a city in a brink of civil war. I will need advice from how to command.\\
'''Varys:''' Information is the key. You need to learn your enemy's strength and strategies. You need to learn which of your friends are not your friends.\\
'''Tyrion:''' If only I knew ''someone'' with a vast network of spies.\\
'''Varys:''' If only. A grand oldcity, choking on city. Choking of violence, corruption, corruption and deceit. deceit... Who could possibly ''possibly'' have any experience of managing such a massive ungainly beast?\\
*
** Per usual, the
-->'''Varys:'''
--->'''Varys:''' Hello, old friend. I thought
** And this:
-->'''Varys:''' They tell me you've already found favor with the Mother of Dragons.
'''Tyrion:'''
** And especially this:
-->'''Tyrion:''' If only
'''Varys:'''
'''Tyrion:''' Well. She didn't execute me. So that's a promising start. Now the heroes are off to find her. And I'm stuck here. Trying to placate a city in a brink of civil war. I will need advice from how to command.\\
'''Varys:''' Information is the key. You need to learn your enemy's strength and strategies. You need to learn which of your friends are not your friends.\\
'''Tyrion:''' If only I knew ''someone'' with a vast network of spies.\\
'''Varys:''' If only. A grand old
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'''Tyrion:''' ''(cracks a tiny smile)'' I did miss you.\\
'''Varys:''' ''(sagely)'' Oh, I know.
'''Varys:''' ''(sagely)'' Oh, I know.
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'''Tyrion:''' ''(cracks a tiny smile)'' I did ''did'' miss you.\\
'''Varys:''' ''(sagely)''Oh, Oh I know.
'''Varys:''' ''(sagely)''
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--->'''Tyrion''': Sure, he's a bit long in the tooth, a bit withered, been in the sun too long. We can all see that. But he is a veteran of 100 battles. They wrote songs about him.
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** After Daario stops the argument between the two:
--->'''Tyrion''': Fine, fine, I suppose he can join us. Just as long as he promises not to kill me in my sleep.\\
'''Jorah''': If I ever kill you your eyes will be wide open.
--->'''Tyrion''': Fine, fine, I suppose he can join us. Just as long as he promises not to kill me in my sleep.\\
'''Jorah''': If I ever kill you your eyes will be wide open.
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** This earlier rebuke.
--->'''Hizdahr:''' ''Opening'' them, would show the people of Yunkai and Meereen that you ''respect'' [[HannibalLecture their traditions.]] \\
'''Daenerys:''' [[ShutUpHannibal I do not respect the tradition of human cock-fighting.]]
--->'''Hizdahr:''' ''Opening'' them, would show the people of Yunkai and Meereen that you ''respect'' [[HannibalLecture their traditions.]] \\
'''Daenerys:''' [[ShutUpHannibal I do not respect the tradition of human cock-fighting.]]
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** This earlier rebuke.
--->'''Hizdahr:''' ''Opening'' them, would show the people of Yunkai and Meereen that you ''respect''[[HannibalLecture their traditions.]] traditions. \\
'''Daenerys:'''[[ShutUpHannibal [[KirkSummation I do not respect the tradition of human cock-fighting.]]
--->'''Hizdahr:''' ''Opening'' them, would show the people of Yunkai and Meereen that you ''respect''
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[[AC:1 -- The Wars to Come]]
* After pondering how [[spoiler:his own]] execution will be carried out, Mance remarks that being burned to death is a "[[{{Understatement}} bad way to go]]."
* Tyrion and Varys don't take very long to get their snark on again:
-->'''Tyrion:''' I still don't see why I had stay in this ''fucking'' crate once we set sail.\\
'''Varys:''' I saved your life. If they catch you, they catch me. I cannot say I feel overly guilty about leaving you in that 'fucking crate'. \\
'''Tyrion:''' Do you know what it's like to stuff your shit through one of those air holes? \\
'''Varys:''' No; I only know what it's like to pick up ''your'' shit and throw it overboard.
** After Varys says Tyrion has compassion, Tyrion cites some recent events proving otherwise.
--->'''Tyrion:''' I killed my lover with my bare hands. I shot my own father with a crossbow. \\
'''Varys:''' I never said you were perfect.
** Varys tells Tyrion that he has a choice between drinking himself to death, or accompanying him to Meereen to meet Dany. Tyrion's response?
--->"[[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Can I drink myself to death on the way to Meereen?]]"
* When Tyrion pukes up all the wine he's been living on, Varys is the only one who is fazed by it and his body language looks offset and nauseous, even making a little jump in reaction. Tyrion is entirely unconcerned and wastes no time in pouring himself another immediately after.
* Daario fondling his dagger behind Hizdahr, (who is grating on Daenerys' nerves with protests to re-open the fighting pits), non-verbally promising Dany an evening she won't forget after his mission to Yunkai.
** Their pillow talk has some darkly comic moments as well from Naharis. If but from his refreshingly optimistic outlook on life considering his horrific past, which he seems almost to look back ''fondly'' on.
--->'''Daario:''' My mother was a whore, I told you that. She liked to drink pear brandy. The older she got, the less she made selling her body, the more she wanted to drink. So, one day, when I was twelve, she sold me to the slaver she fucked the night before. \\
'''Daenerys:''' ''(aghast)'' I'm sorry. \\
'''Daario:''' Why? ''(cheekily)'' [[TykeBomb I was a bad child.]]
** This earlier rebuke.
--->'''Hizdahr:''' ''Opening'' them, would show the people of Yunkai and Meereen that you ''respect'' [[HannibalLecture their traditions.]] \\
'''Daenerys:''' [[ShutUpHannibal I do not respect the tradition of human cock-fighting.]]
** Also, when Dany finally puts her foot down with a "no means no" warning statement, Hizdahr lets out the most adorably outraged quiet little gasp. As if he was just about to say something and thought better of it.
* Cersei visibly restraining herself from throttling Loras during his bland, rambling platitudes about her father. This also pisses her off enough to shut Pycelle down when he tries to offer his own.
** Loras' actually attempting to say something nice about Tywin to Cersei, which when translated from polite-speak was that he was flat-out fucking terrified of him. Doubly funny considering that [[TheDreaded the departed]] cultivated and relished precisely that image and would find [[DamnedByFaintPraise the words]] highly praising. You can picture Tywin giving one of his scarce hums of approval to the line.
--->Just being in his presence was enough to make it so clear just how formidable a person you were dealing with. What a— what a force to be reckoned with
** Also, this exchange.
--->'''Cersei:''' What can I do for you? \\
'''Lancel:''' You can forgive me. \\
'''Cersei:''' What could you possibly have done to warrant my forgiveness? \\
'''Lancel:''' I led you into the darkness. \\
'''Cersei:''' I doubt you've ever led anyone anywhere.
** There's also Kevan Lannister treating his son, Lancel's whole born-again religious conversion as if it were an annoying, childish phase, like being emo or goth.
* Pycelle also keeps being ignored, which is by now a RunningGag. This time Cersei strolls past him wordlessly when he starts to condemn Varys.
* Jon feels the need to break the ice with Melisandre while they're ascending up the Wall in the crank lift to speak to Stannis and she asks him out of nowhere if he's a virgin. Give props to Melisandre for producing an UncomfortableElevatorMoment in a world where lifts are so rare.
* Cersei is hitting the booze hard, almost every scene she's in features her drinking wine. The beginning of one scene has her finishing off a glass and then by the ending she's grabbed another glass to drink as she leaves.
* Lord Robin Arryn's training session at Runestone mainly showcases his complete ineptitude with a sword. The little wimpy yelps he does throughout getting his ass schooled doesn't help matters either. Lord Royce doesn't bother to hide his contempt, while Littlefinger provides somewhat disingenuous/backhanded praise.
-->'''Baelish:''' Lord Arryn will never be a ''great'' warrior...\\
'''Royce:''' Great warrior?! He swings a sword like a girl with palsy!
* When Gilly wonders why Sam is not training, he gets defensive and nonchalantly points out that he actually killed a [[TheDreaded White Walker and a Thenn]].
[[AC:2 -- The House of Black and White]]
* Varys and Tyrion's cart ride to Volantis is full of these:
** Varys having just about had it with Tyrion's self pity tries to snap him out of it one last time.
--->'''Varys:''' Are we really going to spend the entire voyage talking about the futility of everything?\\
'''Tyrion:''' You're right, no point.
** Tyrion complaining about an insect in his wine.
--->'''Tyrion:''' [[FlyInTheSoup There's a bug.]]\\
'''Varys:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Yes, best be careful. You might accidentally consume some solid food.]]
** On the subject of bounties:
--->'''Varys:''' Cersei has offered a lordship to the man who brings her your head.\\
'''Tyrion:''' She ought to offer her cunt. Best part of her for the best part of me.
* Tyrion muses, "How many dwarfs ''are'' there in the world? Is Cersei going to kill them all?" GilliganCut to a severed dwarf head (which resembles Tyrion's) being placed on a table before Cersei. Qyburn then asks for the head for his wacky experiments, which nonpluses the men who brought it even more.
** Note that the bounty hunters made an effort to replicate Tyrion's scar from the Battle of Blackwater. Problem is, the cut is obviously fresh...[[EpicFail and on the wrong side of the face]].
* During the council meeting where Kevan is delivering his ReasonYouSuckSpeech to Cersei, he demands to know where Jaime's gone. Cersei informs him that, ''apparently'', the Master of War does not need to know anything about the diplomatic status of his kingdom. Upon hearing this, Kevan's face is basically the expression equivalent of a FlatWhat.
* Cersei's body language during the Small Council meeting is understatedly funny. The way she wiggles into the Hand of the King's chair is equal parts, "''Yeah, that's right, this is my seat now; deal with it''", and "''How did Father sit comfortably in this thing''?"
* When Shireen is teaching Gilly to read the alphabet, Sam chimes in from reading one of the historical books.
-->'''Sam:''' Did you know that the youngest Lord Commander in history Osiric Stark, was elected at age ''ten''?\\
'''Gilly:''' ''(looks down at book)'' I know 'S'.
* To general amusement, Sam relates the cowardice of Janos Slynt during the battle and how Sam found him in a puddle of his own making.
* Bronn and his betrothed stroll through a beach, but he's completely aloof and uninvolved in her conversation about their wedding, and is instead concentrated in stone skipping.
* Arya acting more like she’s on her first date when she arrives at the House of Black and White.
* Though it was during a tense moment, Pod ''throwing a rock'' at a fully-armed knight was pretty amusing. And missing.
-->'''Vale Knight:''' I guess that means you're unarmed.
* When Jaime shows up and Lollys asks who it is, Bronn responds with, "Jaime [[PrecisionFStrike Fookin']] Lannister."
** Also, Lollys giggly schoolgirl reaction when Jaime kisses her hand- cue Bronn promptly shooing her away so they can talk.
[[AC:3 -- High Sparrow]]
* Margaery mercilessly trolling Cersei, first with regrets that [[TheAlcoholic it's too early for her and her ladies so they don't have wine available]], then gushing about how great Tommen is in bed, and then poking fun at Cersei's age.
* Arya shouting "''Cunt''!" when the blind girl suddenly smacks her painfully on the arm. Followed by her wide-eyed fury at getting so easily bested by a fellow LittleMissBadass.
* Tommen declares he wants to spend the rest of his life having sex after he and Margaery consummate their marriage.
* Tyrion complaining that the only face he's seen since coming to Essos is Varys' face, with Varys' witty and slightly offended reply.
-->'''Varys:''' It's a perfectly good face.\\
''(later in Volantis)''\\
'''Tyrion:''' I need to speak to someone with ''hair''.
** Varys grows tired of denying Tyrion's MadnessMantra:
--->'''Tyrion:''' I have to get out of this wheelhouse.\\
'''Varys:''' (sigh) I'm not sure how many new ways I can find of saying this...
** Tyrion [[StealthHiBye abruptly wandering away from Varys]] to observe the Red Priestess's sermon, apparently drawn by the sight of a Red Priest more attractive than Thoros of Myr.
** Also, his commentary to the sermon, during which he compares the prayers to ward off greyscale to dancing away the plague, and - when the priestess declares Daenerys to be the new messiah - providing this beautifully sarcastic aside to Varys.
--->"We're going to meet the saviour! You should have told me! Who doesn't want to meet the saviour?"
* At the start of the High Septon Faith of the Seven-themed orgy, Olyvar is bizarrely dressed as the Father, complete with a cheap pair of scales and a hilariously fake beard - which doesn't even match his own hair colour. He doesn't seem to be happy about his role, openly breaking character to grumble that the guy always ''worships'' the same girl and reminding him that he'll have to pay extra for two.
** And the High Septon irritably cuts him off, as if saying: "Don't ruin the moment with your stupid accounting!"
** Apparently it's not enough for the High Septon to be a DirtyOldMan who's (presumably) breaking a vow of celibacy; the show felt the need to go all out and give him a straight-up blasphemy kink.
* After the High Septon is found "''ministering''" with prostitutes, after being sarcastically questioned by Qyburn over the matter, he actually tries to pass it off as serving the low classes - or as Qyburn puts it, "devout prostitutes." Doubly funny, Pycelle is quick to spurt an indignant line about a man's private affairs, a knee-jerk, defensive reaction about his own whoremongering.
* Alliser Thorne is the last person standing in the way of the other brothers as they advance on Slynt to take him out to the chopping block. For a minute Thorne looks like he might do something but then he steps aside and gives a Slynt a half-apologetic/half-contemptuous look that says, "''Sucks to be you, bro''!"
** Just before that: Jon's drawing out of Thorne's possible punishment by presumably relegating him to being a captain of a team digging a latrine pit. Only to then subvert it and nominate a Brother by the name of Brian for the task as it "''seems like a good job for a ginger''."
* Tyrion's wit hasn't waned from his depression:
-->'''Bouncer:''' ''(in bastard Valyrian)'' It is good luck to rub a dwarf's head.\\
'''Tyrion:''' ''(common tongue)'' It is even ''better'' luck to suck a dwarf's cock.
** Followed by an "oh, for fuck's sake" reaction from Varys.
* When Brienne and Pod discuss her relationship to Renly, Pod tries to bring up the latter's homosexuality while simultaneously struggling not to actually use the word. Brienne bluntly cuts him off.
--> "Yes Pod, he ''liked men'', I'm not an idiot!"
* Lord Tyrell now has the [[BlatantLies very important]] task of opening and closing the ''door'' of the Small Council room. He goes about it and prances in his slow, dignified way, which makes him all the more ridiculous.
* In a possible nod to the show's infamous LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters, the High Septon struggles to remember Qyburn's name, to which he gives a blithe "It doesn't matter."
* Cersei quietly seething as the common people only cheer for Margaery during the royal wedding procession.
* The Daenerys-themed prostitute. Apparently, making the Mother of Dragons into a saviour wasn't enough for Volantis, so they decided to make her into a franchise as well.
-->'''Varys:''' Someone who inspires priests ''and'' whores is worth taking seriously.
* Varys' "Oh, for the love of..." expression after Tyrion wanders off.
* Stannis scowls at ''Film/TheGodfather''.
-->'''Jon:''' I heard it was best to keep your enemies close...\\
'''Stannis:''' Whoever said that didn't have many enemies.
* Qyburn being a creepy DevilInPlainSight: Cersei visits him in his chambers (basically a stock MadScientist laboratory) just as he's cutting open a rat for some unknown purpose. They have a normal conversation, but right after she leaves, the camera focuses on whoever/whatever is strapped down on a gurney (probably whatever is left of Gregor Clegane). The thing [[JumpScare starts struggling]] and Qyburn reacts calmly as if this was totally normal.
[[AC:4 -- The Sons of the Harpy]]
* Bronn's summation of Dorne and his worries about traveling there.
-->'''Bronn:''' You ever been to Dorne?\\
'''Jaime:''' No.\\
'''Bronn:''' I have. The Dornish are ''crazy''. All they know how to do is fight and fuck, fuck and fight.\\
'''Jaime:''' You should be happy to go back.\\
'''Bronn:''' There's nothing like a good fight to get you in the mood for fucking. And there's nothing like a fuck-mad Dornish girl to clear your head for the next fight. It's how the two work together. Now I know we're gonna be doing a lot of fighting, I'm sure. [[StealthInsult Well, I am.]] But I don't imagine we'll have time to stick around for the rest...
* In a scene destined to become memetic, Jaime and Bronn are on a little boat rowing toward the shores of Dorne. Well, Bronn is rowing. When he looks at Jaime, tired and expectant, Jaime just raises his golden hand, like "Not happening." Bronn sighs and keeps rowing.
* Bronn casually killing a snake that was sneaking up on Jaime's head.
-->'''Bronn:''' Breakfast.
** Jaime's slow OhCrap expression when he wakes up to AudibleSharpness and the sellsword standing over him with a knife.
* Bronn tells Jaime the way he would want to die.
--> "In my own keep, drinking my own wine, watching my sons grovel over my fortune."
** Even more so in that it's a bit of a CallBack to Tyrion's answer to the same question from Shagga.
* One of the Dornishmen asks our duo who they are. Bronn introducing himself as "Cooper" (and Jaime as "Darnell") almost without missing a beat is so unexpected it's hilarious.
* Jaime's lying is a bit rusty when he and Bronn are accosted by four Dornish riders.
-->'''Dornishman:''' Why are you here?\\
'''Bronn:''' Our ship capsized in the night. We managed to swim ashore. It was a near thing, really.\\
'''Jaime:''' I thought the sharks would get us.\\
'''Dornishman:''' There are no sharks in Dorne.\\
'''Jaime:''' ''(shrugs)'' Could've sworn those were shark fins.\\
'''Bronn:''' ... Dolphins, maybe.
** Blink and you miss it, but Bronn gives a subtle but brilliant "You just couldn't keep your big mouth shut, could you?" reaction when Jaime blunders in.
* Of course, Jaime saving himself at the last second by catching a Dornish rider's saber with his golden hand, giving him time to retrieve his own sword and kill the man. The saber's still lodged in the golden hand, though, and he has to kick it loose.
** When Jaime says they have to bury the soldiers they killed, and by ''they'' he means Bronn, the sellsword's face is saying: "I'm ''this'' close to killing this SOB myself!".
* A villainous example, but there is this exchange after Cersei has Mace Tyrell shipped off to deal with The Iron Bank in Braavos:
-->'''Pycelle:''' The small council grows smaller every day.\\
'''Cersei:''' Not small enough.
* When Margaery comes to Tommen to reveal that Cersei has manipulated The High Sparrow into imprisoning her brother, the boy king's obliviousness is as funny as it is sad.
-->'''Tommen:''' ... Aren't you and mother getting along?
** As dramatic as it is, Margaery's clear annoyance at being married to such a sweet, good-natured, and weak-willed boy is pretty amusing when considering everything her family did to get rid of his polar opposite brother. Not such a perfect plan after all.
* Tyrion is trying to tell Jorah to remove the gag from his mouth. When he realizes Jorah isn't going to right away, he starts singing the Rains of Castamere through the gag. After a moment of staring at Tyrion in bemused exasperation, Jorah finally ungags him. Tyrion proceeds to figure out who he is, what he wants and why his mission is so pointless. Then he starts trolling him about it, as Tyrion is prone to do. Jorah stands up, looking as if he's about to untie the imp, then bitch-slaps Tyrion -- until now the show's resident bitch-slapper -- knocking him out, which is more than Tyrion can say for any of his slaps!
** As he talks, Tyrion casually admits he was drunk through most of the small council meetings and has trouble remembering what was talked about during them.
** The snark Tyrion delivers in every line is solid stuff.
-->'''Tyrion:''' You're going the wrong way. My sister is in Westeros. And Westeros is ''west.''
* Stannis takes his bloody time to return Shireen's hug, [[DamnYouMuscleMemory as if he didn't know how]].
** Earlier in the scene when he asks Shireen if she is lonely.
-->'''Stannis:''' Are you lonely?\\
'''Shireen:''' Just bored.\\
'''Stannis:''' My father used to tell me that boredom indicates a lack of inner resources. \\
'''Shireen:''' Were you bored a lot too?
** This little bit as well:
-->'''Shireen:''' I thought I'd be left at home. I know Mother didn't want to bring me.\\
'''Stannis:''' Why do you say that? \\
'''Shireen:''' [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin She told me, "I don't want to bring you."]]
* Barristan mentions to Daenerys that he and her brother, Rhaegar, once used the money that Rhaegar earned in the streets with his minstrel work to get "horribly drunk." Many joined Dany in laughing at the thought of the old knight and the young prince hanging out and getting wasted.
* Melisandre's attempt to seduce Jon is so straightforward that it seems taken from a porn movie, just disrobing and telling the guy to feel her heart with some excuse. She's so confident in her assets that she does not find the need for less sleazy moves. Her annoyance showing that she's not at all used to rejection is also amusing.
** Of particular note: when Jon tries to put her off by mentioning his oath of celibacy, earning a wonderful "Who are you trying to fool?" glance from Melisandre (and probably most of the audience).
* When Ser Barristan seems tired of having to deal with Hizdar:
-->'''Daario:''' I think I can protect the queen from Hizdar Zo Loraq.\\
'''Daenerys:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I think I can protect me from Hizdar Zo Loraq.]]
[[AC:5 -- Kill the Boy]]
* Jon asks Maester Aemon how he's feeling.
-->'''Aemon:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Like a hundred-year old man, slowly freezing to death.]]
** Jon claims that his latest decision will divide The Night's Watch and that half the men will hate him. Without even hearing what Jon's plans are, Aemon very pointedly tells him, "''Half of the men already hate you. Do it''!"
* A Night's Watchman uses "''less''" when he should have used "''fewer''." [[GrammarNazi Stannis]] can't help but correct him under his breath, much to Davos's confusion.
* A dark example, but Ramsay abruptly breaking the twelve-second silence he caused by parading Theon in front of Sansa and forcing him to apologize for killing her brothers is actually pretty funny:
-->'''Ramsay:''' ''There!'' Over and done with. Does everyone feel better? I do! That was getting very ''tense.''
* Sansa's surreptitious enjoyment of Ramsay getting the smug wiped off his face by the announcement that Walda is pregnant. The awkward and mounting silence is just hilarious.
* In the scene immediately following this, father and son have a private conversation that starts with Ramsay inquiring how Roose managed to get Walda pregnant. [[PsychopathicManchild Ramsay's childlike pouting]] met with [[TheComicallySerious Roose's deadpan frankness]] is as close to actual humor as we're getting with these two outside of their individual trolling.
-->'''Ramsay:''' How can you be sure?\\
'''Roose:''' Sure of what?\\
'''Ramsay:''' That she's pregnant. I mean ''(holds his hands far apart)'' how can you tell?\\
'''Roose:''' Maester Wolkan has assured us beyond all doubt.\\
'''Ramsay:''' ... So how did you - manage it?\\
'''Roose:''' Manage what?\\
'''Ramsay:''' Getting her pregnant.\\
'''Roose:''' I imagine you're familiar with the procedure.\\
'''Ramsay:''' Of course, but how did you ''find'' it?
** The fact that they somehow manage to go from [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil Roose talking about how he conceived Ramsay]] to [[WeCanRuleTogether him declaring that they're going to defend ''their'' North from Stannis Baratheon together as a twisted father-son duo]]... [[MoodWhiplash AND make it seem heartwarming.]]
* When Davos asks Shireen if she's afraid of the idea of being near a battle, she tells him she is not, prompting Davos to ask for her protection when the battle comes.
** Then Selyse tells Davos not talk to Shireen about battles, because he'll scare her. This is the same woman who happily watches people she's known all her life burn alive and keeps stillborn babies in jars. The hypocrisy is out of this world.
* Stannis and Sam talk to each other. First, Stannis winces and is taken aback a bit, as [[ExpectingSomeoneTaller unexpectedly, Sam the-white-walker-killer Tarly doesn't look like a warrior]], but is nice and praises Sam's father, not knowing the two Tarlys ''hate'' each other. Then gives him the validation that Sam never got from his father, telling him that his knowledge is important in the conflict with the White Walkers.
** Stannis basically starts the conversation by remarking that Sam's father was the only one who ever defeated his much-resented brother Robert in battle, and that it might not have happened had Robert listened to his advice back in the day.
*** There's also something amusing about the way Gilly scurries out of the room when Stannis shows up- especially as he looks slightly bemused as he watches her leave.
* Jon wishes Stannis good luck and thanks him. For a moment, Stannis seems to be about to reciprocate in kind with some [[ItHasBeenAnHonor parting words]]. True to himself, Stannis doesn't. Not a word, not even a last glance or look back. Off to Winterfell it is then.
* When Daenerys comes to his cell, Hizdahr seems to think she's going to execute him and begs for his life. She's actually there to tell him she's going to heed his advice and reopen the fighting pits, as well as strengthen her bonds with the Meereenese by more or less forcing him to marry her! Hizdahr's a bigger ButtMonkey than Lancel ever was.
** From the same scene, Daenerys quipping that fortunately her 'suitor' is [[KneelBeforeZod already on his knees]].
* Tyrion reacts to getting slapped around by Jorah in the last episode.
-->'''Tyrion:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Long, sullen silences and the occasional punch in the face. The Mormont way!]]
[[AC:6 -- Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken]]
* When the slavers are going to cut Tyrion's dick off, he manages to confuse them with circular logic; saying that a merchant wouldn't know they were giving him a dwarf penis unless they had the live dwarf. Despite this, they have no reason to spare him, they could just keep the body! Tyrion is also not only trying to defend himself, but his comment in response makes it seem he is [[BiggerIsBetterInBed offended that they would even think so]]!
-->'''Slaver:''' [[LargeHam It would be a dwarf-sized cock!]]\\
'''Tyrion:''' ''Guess - again.''\\
'''Malko:''' ... The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant.
** Just the fact that there exists such a thing as a "cock merchant" is absolutely hilarious, [[BlackComedy gruesome details]] aside. One wonders if Tyrion accidentally invented a new superstition when he, a couple of episodes ago, declared that sucking a dwarf's cock brings luck.
** After Tyrion extolls Jorah's feats in battle to convince the slavers to take him to Meereen's fighting pits, Malko asks Jorah if it's true that they: "sang songs about him", Jorah only answers with a modest little nod as if saying: "well, I don't want to brag or anything, but... yeah, I am pretty awesome."
* Littlefinger's reaction to Lancel's proclamation that the Faith Militant have effectively made everything he does in King's Landing punishable or destroyed:
-->'''Littlefinger:''' Well done.
* Before they get down to business, Cersei and Littlefinger take time to reacquaint themselves by trading insults.
-->'''Littlefinger:''' House Tyrell won't tolerate this insult.\\
'''Cersei:''' House Tyrell won't tolerate it? I am the insulted party, Lord Baelish. Ser Loras was promised to me, instead he chose the company of boys.\\
'''Littlefinger:''' One's choice of companion is a curious thing.\\
'''Cersei:''' ... Most curious. Lysa Arryn, for instance. Thoroughly repellant woman. Forgive me, I know you're still in mourning.\\
'''Littlefinger:''' Lysa was - a good woman. A kind woman -\\
'''Cersei:''' She was neither of those things, we both know it.
* Olenna is back and as sassy as ever. Her opening comment while approaching King's Landing: "You can smell the shit from five miles away!"
** She instantly shuts down Cersei's attempt at SnarkToSnarkCombat:
-->'''Cersei:''' Ah,yes, the infamous tart-tongued Queen of Thorns.\\
'''Olenna:''' And the infamous ''tart'', Queen Cersei.
** The crowning moment is when Olenna tells Cersei to stop pretending that she's too busy writing to greet Olenna and how far Cersei falls from the tree. ''Tywin'' could believably pull that one because he was often enough a busy, legitimately hard worker to sell an act, while Cersei's lacklustre imitation only begs ridicule.
** Her astonishment at the bare-faced insult is hilarious too.
*** There's also Olenna's "for God's sake" face when Cersei claims, "We [The Lannisters] have no rivals."
* Jaime's awkward handshake with Prince Trystane, choosing to greet the guy with a backhanded move but with his natural hand. The whole scene has the whole "boyfriend meeting dad" aspect even if "uncle" Jaime has to continue to remain Myrcella's uncle. You half expect him to blurt out, "Get off my daughter!"
* When Jaime and Bronn happen to make their move on Myrcella at the exact same time as the Sand Snakes, Bronn simply gives an aggravated: "oh, for fuck's sake!"
* After Bronn condescendingly praises Tyene Sand with the words "You fight pretty good for a little girl," he's visibly amused by her enraged reaction as the guards have to keep the two apart.
** The funny part is that Rosabell Sellers is genuinely quite cute as a TykeBomb so it tends to be pretty funny.
[[AC:7 -- The Gift]]
* Sam losing his virginity to Gilly is as funny as it is heartwarming.
-->'''Sam:''' Oh, my.
* Tyene apparently does the "Don't you think I'm pretty?" routine a lot, judging by Obara and Nym's reactions.
** Tyene's apparently genuine clapping for Bronn's singing and the way she stops when Obara and Nym glare at her has some great comedic timing, as well.
** Nymeria's wordless reaction to Bronn's singing is hilarious on its own. She has her head in one hand, as if nursing a bad headache, and a look on her face like, "Please, gods, make this idiot ''stop''."
** For a slight meta example, this scene was also a great example of TrollingCreator. With them pulling DeathByAdaptation on a number of still important book characters, and Bronn having essentially stopped being important in the books by this point (and not being in Dorne), it appeared that Bronn was about to share the fate of Ser Barristan, but nope!
** There's also the almost BelligerentSexualTension way Tyene and Bronn snark at each other- especially the way Bronn trails off mid-sentence when [[DistractedByTheSexy Tyene shows him her breasts]], and her satisfied expression when he finally tells her when she wants to hear.
* Yezzan's shock at finding Dany among the spectators at the fighting pit, followed up by him making an extremely undignified sprint around the ring, hastily turning his gladiators in Dany's direction and providing last-minute stage directions for the unexpected royal performance.
-->Your Grace... your ''future'' grace.
** Yezzan muttering to one of his fighters, "stand straight. That's the fucking queen." Which Dany clearly hears and pretends not to have noticed while studying her hands in exasperation.
** Funnily enough, the really brutal pit-fighter who takes the most guys out until Jorah makes his debut even takes off his helmet for the queen before he salutes. Bless! What a gentleman.
* When Malko is selling Jorah, he buffs up his accomplishments. According to him, Jorah was first (really second) into the breach at the Siege of "Spyke" (Pyke) and wielded a flaming sword (done by Thoros of Myr, who was incidentally the first into the breach), and slew Khal Drogo in single combat (really Qotho).
** Upon hearing the tale, Jorah gives Tyrion a sullen look for the embellishment, Tyrion gives him a "let's just roll with it" look.
* Tyrion beating the shit out of a cruel overseer, much to the amusement of everyone at that slave auction.
-->'''Yezzan:''' ''(buying Tyrion from Malko)'' You're right. He's funny.
** As soon as he's bought, Tyrion immediately tries to talk Yezzan into unchaining him and Jorah and possibly paying them wages. Yezzan responds by backhanding Tyrion in the face. The way Tyrion screws up his nose in pain and indignation and inhales deeply after the smack, evidently trying not to scream and do something incredibly violent, (like headbutt his "master" in the balls), is absolutely hilarious.
* Jaime discovers that Myrcella is as lovelorn as her father (both of them) and as headstrong as her mother, making his mission much more difficult.
** This exchange:
-->'''Myrcella:''' You look different. The last time I saw you you had... more hair.\\
'''Jaime:''' And more hands.
* Stannis starts coming on to Melisandre in his tent. Sexy is not a side of him we typically see, and the fact that he's doing this after he's just been told how slim his chances of winning are now looking makes it even more audacious.
* The Queen of Thorns vs. The High Sparrow in a BattleOfWits.
-->'''Lady Olenna:''' You there! Where would I find the High Septon or High Sparrow or whatever fool name he's got?\\
'''The High Sparrow:''' It's not as good a name as The Queen of Thorns, I'll admit.\\
'''Olenna:''' You should have the decency to ''stand'' when speaking to a lady.\\
'''High Sparrow:''' You should have the decency to ''kneel'' before the gods.\\
'''Olenna:''' Don't spar with me, little fellow.
** Then they gripe about the bad hips or knees [[MiseryPoker that make kneeling a pain]].
* Olenna Tyrell is clearly annoyed at having to meet with Littlefinger in a brothel. A wrecked and abandoned brothel, but a brothel nonetheless.
* Cersei being finally HoistByHerOwnPetard is as satisfying as it's ironic. One of those small pleasures that puts a smirk on your face, even as it finally wipes the smirk off hers.
** Her [[StepfordSmiler smile]] stays on even as she realizes what's going on, but her eyes darting around in fear are hilarious.
* Alliser Thorne tells Jon Snow that his mission is reckless, foolish, and an insult to all that have died protecting the Wall. Jon politely thanks him for his honesty. They are both completely deadpan during this exchange.
* When Stannis is informed of the desertion of the Stormcrows, he doesn't bother to express indignation, just tosses their piece away from the big board and recalls how unreliable sellswords are, all with a clear "Boy, I hate being right all the time" demeanor.
* No one has called Daenerys "khaleesi" all season, and nobody says "khaleesi" quite like [[MemeticMutation Jorah Mormont, inventor of the Khaleesi blast.]] After Jorah singlehandedly decks all the pit fighters and reveals himself, the very first thing he says to Dany is: "KHALEESI!"
** Not only that, Jorah is in a close-up and says it just as men come to drag him away with a desperate look on his face. It practically sums up his entire "Ser Friendzone" reputation in the story. While still counting as a {{Tearjerker}}, of course.
[[AC:8 -- Hardhome]]
* The first bit of verbal sparring between Daenerys and Tyrion at the start of the episode.
-->'''Queen Daenerys Targaryen:''' How do I know you are who you say you are?
-->'''Tyrion Lannister:''' If only I were otherwise.
-->'''Daenerys:''' And if you are Tyrion Lannister, why shouldn't I kill you. To pay your family back for what it did to mine.
-->'''Tyrion:''' You want revenge on the Lannisters? I killed my mother, Joanna Lannister, on the day that I was born. I killed my father, Tywin Lannister, with a bolt to the heart. I am the greatest Lannister killer of our time.
-->'''Daenerys:''' So I should invite you into my service because you've killed members of your own family?
-->'''Tyrion:''' "Into your service?" [[RefugeInAudacity Your Grace, we've only just met. It's too soon to know if you deserve my service.]]
** That scene is as funny as it is awesome. It's two of the boldest and most charismatic characters of the whole show basically telling each other to take it down a notch.
* Seeing Cersei get repeatedly smacked on top of her head with a ladle by Septa Unella is as funny as it is satisfying.
* Tyrion's bits of BrutalHonesty while selling his services to Daenerys.
-->'''Daenerys:''' Your brother who killed my father?
-->'''Tyrion:''' That's the one.
-->'''Daenerys:''' Perhaps I will have you killed after all.
-->'''Tyrion:''' Your queenly prerogative.
* When Dany decides what to do about Tyrion.
-->'''Daenerys:''' I'm not going to kill you.
-->'''Tyrion:''' No? Banish me?
-->'''Daenerys:''' No.
-->'''Tyrion:''' So if I'm not going to be murdered and I'm not going to be banished -
-->'''Daenerys:''' You're going to advise me.
-->''(Tyrion raises his wine chalice)''
-->'''Daenerys:''' ''(takes his wine away)'' While you can still speak in complete sentences.
** Tyrion's aggravated reaction to yet another person depriving him of wine, nervously scratching away at his beard. And even more so because now it is a queen, and he can't defy her if she wants him sober.
* After all the flack Daenerys got from fans for her "break the wheel" speech (before the season even premiered), it's pretty funny to see Tyrion rolling his eyes and debating her on her huge ambitions when she finally makes it.
* Jaqen H'gar basically sums up why the House of Black and White is called the House of Black and White in his exchange with The Waif about Arya's training.
-->'''The Waif:''' She is not ready.
-->'''Jaqen H'gar:''' Perhaps she is, perhaps she is not.
-->'''The Waif:''' And if she is not?
-->'''Jaqen:''' It is all the same to the Many-Faced God.
* The Lord of Bones was not pleased to hear Tormund has aligned with the Lord Commander of The Night's Watch, [[EvilIsHammy and lets him know it right away.]]
-->'''Lord of Bones:''' You FUCKING TRAITOR!
* Tormund beating the everloving hell out of the Lord of Bones with his own staff on their reunion is partly disturbing for its brutality, but mostly hilarious due to how abrupt it is and how little the other characters seem to care about old Rattleshirt's death.
* During Jon's appeal to the wildlings to join forces:
-->"My ancestors would spit on me if I broke bread with a crow."
-->"So would mine, but fuck 'em. They're dead."
** From the same scene, after the Thenn leader claims that Jon intends to murder all the wildlings when they're in his power, the female elder says what everyone else is thinking:
--> "I fuckin' hate Thenns."
* When Tormund is asked if he vouches for Jon, the two exchange a funny look as if saying "Do you?" and "Don't let my words go to your head, boy", and then Tormund starts his praising with a disparagement.
-->'''Tormund:''' He's prettier than both my daughters.
* Dolorous Edd is collecting some fallen dragonglass from the Wildlings hall, and finds that Wun Wun the giant is looking at the last piece. He decides to not even bother trying to get it back when the giant speaks to him in his ancient language.
-->'''Wun Wun:''' The fuck you looking at?
* Jon Snow, brave Commander of the Night's Watch, and his SarcasticDevotee / ActionSurvivor Dolorous Edd's reaction to the horde of wights jumping off a cliff with the express purpose of getting right back up and turning the two of them into mincemeat? RUN. It's hilarious, in a terrifying way.
-->'''Edd:''' Oh - ''FUUUUUUUUUCK''!!!
* During the fight between Jon Snow and the White Walker, when Jon manages to get his sword up and block the Other's attack. They both have a look of pure "[[http://www.geek.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/snowkillsww.gif what the fuck]]" for a moment before going back to fighting.
** Also funny is the oh-so {{Badass}} Jon Snow's little shout of terror and surprise as he blocks the attack. He was obviously expecting the White Walker's weapon to cut straight through Longclaw, followed by himself.
* There's something endearing about Arya embracing her oyster salesgirl persona, yelling at the top of her lungs like a seasoned market crier.
* Qyburn and Cersei complaining about the unfair trial she's facing, especially since the KangarooCourt tendencies in King's Landing have been around forever. Now she suddenly sees this as a problem.
-->'''Qyburn:''' I hope you'll excuse me for saying it, but belief is so often the death of reason.\\
'''Cersei:''' I wish you had said it sooner.
** Trust Cersei to make it sound like this whole mess is [[NeverMyFault someone else's fault]].
[[AC:9 -- The Dance of Dragons]]
* Trystane's idea of mercy is having Bronn slugged in the jaw, the same way Bronn had hit him.
-->'''Bronn:''' The pie looks good... ''(is elbow-clocked in the face by Areo Hotah a moment later)''
-->'''Doran:''' Perhaps some soup instead?
* Daario and Hizdahr's banter during the first pit fight about which fighter would win. Daario's little assessment is cut short, along with the little fighter's head, and then Hizdahr puts on his best: "I told you so" face.
** The sheer amount of punishment [[TheFriendNobodyLikes Hizdahr]] takes from all corners is tragically funny, the best kind of comedy. First, Daario implies that he's still as untrustworthy as ever and how pathetically hypocritical Loraq is when it comes to violence, next, Daenerys questions his manhood and his moral courage and then even Tyrion compares him to a poor man's Tywin and an armchair warrior, along with mocking his intelligence!
** Just the fact that Daario takes his duties as royal-consort to the next level in clear public, brazenly practicing his {{Pornomancer}} techniques on Dany to distract her from the Great Games, her sultry, intrigued look while the sellsword brags about "beast faces" is priceless.
* In an extremely black sense, when Hizdahr is [[spoiler: poked full of holes by the Sons of the Harpy]], Daario has a look that can be best summed up as: "Why on earth did you run out of the protective cordon, imbecile?" ''*winces*'' "Er... Sorry, for suspecting you all this time... My bad."
* Jaime barely concealing his fatherly concern when he sees Myrcella wearing a revealing Dornish dress.
-->'''Jaime:''' What a lovely dress.
-->'''Myrcella:''' You don't like it?
-->'''Jaime:''' You must be cold.
-->'''Myrcella:''' Not at all. The Dornish climate agrees with me.
* Doran has some darkly funny lines to Ellaria:
-->'''Doran:''' For their sake, I hope you live a long and happy life. Speak to me that way again, and you won't.
-->'''Doran:''' I believe in second chances. I don't believe in ''third'' chances.
** There's something quite amusing about the oh-so-deadly Sand Snakes killing time in prison by... playing a game of slaps.
** Even when she's being nice, Ellaria can't help but insult Jaime.
-->'''Ellaria:'''''(kindly)'' You write like a seven-year old.
* When Arya infiltrates a brothel as an oyster girl, spying on a depraved Meryn Trant who keeps asking for younger whores, she's discovered and grabbed by one of his soldiers. She tenses, ready to fight... but it turns out the guy just wanted to buy a clam.
* A man is debriefed by Arya:
-->'''Arya:''' The thin man wasn't hungry today.\\
'''No-one:''' Perhaps that is why a man is thin.
* Lord Tyrell arrives to Braavos and meets the Iron Bank:
** Tycho Nestoris extends his hand to Mace, who meets it with a chummy two-handed handshake. The awkwardness is not lost on Tycho.
** We finally get to see Mace in action as Master of Coin. His attempts to cozy up to [[TheComicallySerious Tycho Nestoris]] are amazing. The banker tries to stoically hide his dislike for the unwelcome situation, but his body language betrays him several times, [[RichInDollarsPoorInSense which Lord Tyrell completely fails to see]].
** When Tycho refuses Mace's offer of Arbor wine by claiming he doesn't partake, good ol' Mace expresses his disappointment with a prolonged and bleat-like "oooooohh."
** Mace relates that once upon a time King Maegor tried to ban usury and wanted to cut off the hands of the usurers.
--->'''Tycho:''' Most unfortunate for the glovers.
** A banker being told to his face that his business boils down to usury. Either the word carries no negative connotations in the setting or it's just Mace being an oblivious twit as usual.
** The hilarity culminates when Mace suddenly starts singing, apparently encouraging Tycho to join in. The look on the Iron Bankers face is absolutely brilliant, as is the brief glance he shares with an equally-confused Meryn Trant. The scene ends with Mace taking Tycho by the arm, ''still singing'', with Tycho himself smiling with barely-restrained discomfort and attempting futilely to interrupt. It's topped only by Trant's observation that bridges into the next scene;
--->'''Meryn Trant:''' Thought that old shit would never stop singing!
* The Meereenese announcer at Deznak's Pit is a shameless master of LargeHam.
** Better yet, the actor voiced Hawke (the player character) from ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII'', well known for his incredibly LargeHam during fights (which was a very interesting contrast to his more toned voice in scenes). The character also lives in a City State that was known for their slaves and that faces great unrest. What makes this even funnier? His name is Nicholas BOULTON.
* In an otherwise serious, awesome scene, Drogon goes from roaring into Dany's face to grinning at her like a puppy in less than a second. [[FluffyTheTerrible It looks like the massive, bloodthirsty dragon is begging for a treat.]]
-->'''Drogon:''' ROOOOUUUURRRRGGGGHHHHH-yip!
** For that matter, the reactions to his entrance: Unlike everyone else, Dany immediately looks towards his voice [[CallBack just like Missendei did to her back when she gave her first order to the Unsullied in Valyrian.]] Look in the background at that moment though, and among all the frozen people there is one single son of Harpy [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere turning tail and running at the first sign of the incoming dragon.]]
* Tyrion's StealthInsult to Hizdahr. "My father would have liked you."
[[AC:10 -- Mother's Mercy]]
* The walk of shame has some funny jabs amid the abuse.
-->'''Onlooker:''' All hail the royal tits!
* Jon's disbelief when he understands that Sam is no longer a virgin, with him repeating his name several times, completely incredulous.
** He also wants to know how Sam managed it, since he'd just been beaten half to death. Sam's response? "Very carefully."
* The entire sequence when Dany tries to wake up Drogon after their flight in the previous episode, and Drogon's refusal to do so. It comes off as a mother trying to rouse a lazy teenager. The fact that they are surrounded by the bones of Drogon's past consumed meals only further likens the dragon to an adolescent with an untidy room.
* Tyrion, Daario and Jorah sitting in Dany's throne room in awkward silence. Which Tyrion, of course, breaks with his big mouth.
-->'''Tyrion:''' ''(to both men)'' You love her? [[TheAce How could you not]]? Of course, it's ''hopeless'' for the both of you. A sellsword from the fighting pits, a disgraced knight. Neither one of you is fit consort for a queen. But... we always want the wrong woman.
-->'''Daario:''' ... Does he always talk so much?
-->'''Jorah:''' ''(nods miserably)''
* Tyrion makes the mistake of being a man and trying to align with Daenerys in the presence of Jorah Mormont. The CrazyJealousGuy tendencies that Ser Barristan and Daario both got hit with come back in full swing. Though, Tyrion is far quicker to point out Jorah's hypocrisies than Barristan or Daario.
-->'''Jorah:''' "We?" You're a Lannister. The queen intends to remove your family from power.
-->'''Tyrion:''' And I intend to ''help'' her do it.
-->'''Jorah:''' You've been here for how many days now? I've fought for her for ''years'', since she was little more than a child.
-->'''Tyrion:''' ''You'' betrayed her!
-->'''Jorah:''' ''Careful,'' now-
-->'''Tyrion:''' And she exiled you! ''Twice,'' I believe.
-->'''Jorah:''' The second time, thanks to you.
-->'''Tyrion:''' ''Don't'' blame me for your crimes, Mormont!
* Tyrion's and Missandei's short conversation in Valyrian, with her hesitating to call him a dwarf and inter-changing it at the last second with "little man" and him declaring that he doesn't mind being called dwarf in the same language, before saying that his Valyrian is "a bit [[MyHovercraftIsFullOfEels nostril]]".
** Also, when Tyrion begins speaking Valyrian, Jorah looks slightly exasperated, as if he's thinking, "Of ''course'' the little bastard can speak Valyrian too!"
*** And then, Grey Worm's DeathGlare reaction to being called: "the toughest man with no balls that I have ever met." By Daario.
* The casual way [[CombatPragmatist Daario Naharis]] illustrates how limited Tyrion's abilities are when out in the wild.
-->'''Daario:''' Forgive me, but why would we bring you?
-->'''Tyrion:''' ... Pardon me?
-->'''Daario:''' Have you ever tracked animals in the wilderness?
-->'''Tyrion:''' Not precisely, but I have other skills that would be very usef -
-->'''Daario:''' ''(nods)'' Can you fight?
-->'''Tyrion:''' I ''have'' fought. I don't claim to be a great warrior.
-->'''Daario:''' Are you good on a horse?
-->'''Tyrion:''' Middling!
-->'''Daario:''' So... mainly, you talk?
-->'''Tyrion:''' ''(defensively)'' And drink, I've survived, so far!
* The fact that Tyrion Lannister [[RagsToRiches started out this season as a drunken exile in a shitty box and ends it in standing on a throne,]] in charge of another WretchedHive.
* Per usual, the banter between Tyrion and Varys is highly amusing, with lines like this:
-->'''Varys:''' Hello, old friend. I thought we were so happy together until you ''abandoned'' me.
** And this:
-->'''Varys:''' They tell me you've already found favor with the Mother of Dragons.\\
'''Tyrion:''' Well, she didn't execute me, so that's a promising start.
** And especially this:
-->'''Tyrion:''' If only I knew someone with a vast network of spies...\\
'''Varys:''' ''If only''... A grand old city, choking on violence, corruption, and deceit. Who could possibly have any experience managing such a massive ungainly beast?\\
''(Long {{Beat}}). Both manage to stay straight-faced)''\\
'''Tyrion:''' ''(cracks a tiny smile)'' I did miss you.\\
'''Varys:''' ''(sagely)'' Oh, I know.
* Melisandre tries to cozy up to Stannis when the snow starts melting, to which he turns his back so fast that his armor whacks her on the jaw.
* Verging into BlackComedy at this point, but Stannis's stubborn persistance when he finds out that [[spoiler: sacrificing his daughter only really resulted in half his army leaving with all their horses overnight, the suicide of his wife, and the mistress he's been counting on abandoning him,]] and he still insists on staying his course.
-->'''Stannis:''' ''(realizing his chances are slim to none)'' Get the men into marching formation. On to Winterfell.
* Stannis's "fuck it" reaction as he draws his sword to engage Roose Bolton's way bigger army.
* Stannis's confused reaction upon seeing Brienne of Tarth.
-->'''Stannis:''' Bolton has women fighting for him?
* By the time Brienne shows up to take her revenge on Stannis, the man is completely out of fucks to give. He's dismissive throughout their entire encounter, and the fact that she lists Renly as the ''rightful'' king of the Seven Kingdoms provokes a very visible [[DudeWheresMyRespect "oh, for fuck's sake"]] reaction from Stannis.
* Pitch darker humour than the event horizon of a black hole but Ramsay cheerfully stating that it [[ComedicSociopathy "looks like we're done here!"]] After the morning's massacre, as if this was his idea of a picnic. It's followed by him dispatching a wounded Baratheon soldier, then letting out a bracing sigh as if a gore-spattered battlefield is the best scent a man could absorb.
* When Bronn is leaving, Tyene kisses him goodbye with the line "You want the good girl, but you need the bad pussy." It's so {{narm}}y that one would be excused for thinking it's a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1GA4qcbwjI shout-out]] to a masterpiece by the name of ''Film/SharkAttack3Megalodon.''
** Bronn's "This moment's going in the slideshow" expression helps.
* The odd squeaky yelp Myranda emanates right before she hits the ground after Theon has pushed her off the battlements.
* Arya doing her StringyHairedGhostGirl impersonation in the brothel. Followed by TheGlomp of Death!
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