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* The game is clearly written by someone with no knowledge of what Christmas, Santa, or Rudolph are, making an incredibly boring KineticNovel with insane plot points.
** There's apparently supposed to be numerous Santas, but all but one have been exterminated. This is never touched upon.
** Despite the titular Adolescent Santa disgusing herself as a schoolgirl, presumably to be safe, the protagonist recognizes her as a Santa anyway, despite her looking nothing like a traditional Santa.
** Santa apparently ''ate'' Rudolph.
** The breaking point is when, after a half an hour of nonsense and no plot progression, Arin screams at the game for ''something'' to happen: [[https://youtu.be/d74zLbcQ-Cc as seen here.]]
* The game is clearly written by someone with no knowledge of what Christmas, Santa, or Rudolph are, making an incredibly boring KineticNovel with insane plot points.
** There's apparently supposed to be numerous Santas, but all but one have been exterminated. This is never touched upon.
** Despite the titular Adolescent Santa disgusing herself as a schoolgirl, presumably to be safe, the protagonist recognizes her as a Santa anyway, despite her looking nothing like a traditional Santa.
** Santa apparently ''ate'' Rudolph.
** The breaking point is when, after a half an hour of nonsense and no plot progression, Arin screams at the game for ''something'' to happen: [[https://youtu.be/d74zLbcQ-Cc as seen here.]]
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* "(Danny speaking as the little girl) I found them, their skins are incredibly valuable in Africa. Time to take a little trip to Nigeria."
* The conversation about Barry showing them [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1712qm0iuVY Ebola in Town by Shadow]], followed by both Grumps singing it.
-->'''Danny:''' (singing) Ebola, don't touch your friends.
* [[https://youtu.be/c6u591svqk4?t=333 Arin's reaction to finding Ord, followed by Danny speaking as Ord.]]
-->'''Arin:''' AHHHHH! AHHHHH! He's going to kill you!\\
'''Danny:''' You found me, you little bitch.
* The conversation about Barry showing them [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1712qm0iuVY Ebola in Town by Shadow]], followed by both Grumps singing it.
-->'''Danny:''' (singing) Ebola, don't touch your friends.
* [[https://youtu.be/c6u591svqk4?t=333 Arin's reaction to finding Ord, followed by Danny speaking as Ord.]]
-->'''Arin:''' AHHHHH! AHHHHH! He's going to kill you!\\
'''Danny:''' You found me, you little bitch.
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* Whenever the player character dies, his legs seem to enlarge. This leads to several hilarious reactions from Arin, followed by Danny acknowledging at the end that they do grow.
-->'''Danny:''' Oh yeah, oh yeah. They do grow.
* [[SarcasmMode Arin continuously denying that the game is bad.]] Even going as far to say that he would be upset if the movie was bad and ruined the game.
-->'''Arin:''' You know what, if I saw Platoon, I would be so upset that they ruined this game with a movie.
-->'''Danny:''' Oh yeah, oh yeah. They do grow.
* [[SarcasmMode Arin continuously denying that the game is bad.]] Even going as far to say that he would be upset if the movie was bad and ruined the game.
-->'''Arin:''' You know what, if I saw Platoon, I would be so upset that they ruined this game with a movie.
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* Upon clicking on a cowboy hat, the screen goes black and the sound of someone pouring liquid into a glass plays. Danny's response to this.
-->'''Danny:''' You shouldn't drink out of a cowboy hat.
*On the loading screens, the game tells you to use the left-mouse button, abbreviated to LMB. Naturally, Arin and Danny come up with meanings for this abbreviation:
** "Little Man's Bitch"
** "Loading More Bullshit"
** "Lick My Balls"
** "Listen, My Bad"
** "Let Me Be"
*Upon opening a door quickly, [[SarcasmMode Danny gets startled]] and we get this exchange.
-->'''Danny:''' You gotta open the door more slowly, man. There could be a fucking tungulus behind those things.\\
'''Arin:''' Do you think I have time to open doors slowly when there's a tungulus about?
*After completing a puzzle by randomly hitting the H key, J key, and K key.
-->'''Arin:''' I've been Tungulus'd.
-->'''Danny:''' You shouldn't drink out of a cowboy hat.
*On the loading screens, the game tells you to use the left-mouse button, abbreviated to LMB. Naturally, Arin and Danny come up with meanings for this abbreviation:
** "Little Man's Bitch"
** "Loading More Bullshit"
** "Lick My Balls"
** "Listen, My Bad"
** "Let Me Be"
*Upon opening a door quickly, [[SarcasmMode Danny gets startled]] and we get this exchange.
-->'''Danny:''' You gotta open the door more slowly, man. There could be a fucking tungulus behind those things.\\
'''Arin:''' Do you think I have time to open doors slowly when there's a tungulus about?
*After completing a puzzle by randomly hitting the H key, J key, and K key.
-->'''Arin:''' I've been Tungulus'd.
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* "Arin: (speaking as Grandpa Bear) Well, let's close the curtains so we can do some more murders and crack cocaine."
* While walking down the drive-way Brother Bear and Sister Bear are reading their To-Do List and are nearly hit by the school bus, which speeds on by. Arin and Danny comment on this.
-->'''Arin:''' (speaking as Sister Bear reading off of the To-Do List) Don't get hit by a bus. (makes the noise of someone getting hit by a bus).\\
'''Danny:''' Check it off the list.
* In school, Sister Bear raises her hand to answer her teacher's question, followed by her saying "What I was going to say was." However, the game cuts to her getting out of class. Needless to say the duo are confused, but Arin assumes that Sister Bear got detention detention for cussing.
-->'''Arin:''' (speaking as Sister Bear) What I was going to say was, I got detention, cause I said fuckhole in front of him.
* Brother Bear gets into a bike race with one of his classmates, but stops when he sees a stop sign. His friend doesn't stop and ends up crashing into a wagon, but luckily ends up landing on a bush. Danny's comment on this.
-->'''Danny:''' (speaking as the reckless classmate) Hi, I'm Barry Bear and [[JackAss welcome to Jackass.]]
* In the game, Brother Bear and Sister Bear lose their grocery list, however, Arin interprets this differently.
-->'''Arin:''' (speaking as Sister Bear) Oh no! I used it as toilet paper! And there's a shit smear on the third item! Can you help me wipe if off?
* While walking down the drive-way Brother Bear and Sister Bear are reading their To-Do List and are nearly hit by the school bus, which speeds on by. Arin and Danny comment on this.
-->'''Arin:''' (speaking as Sister Bear reading off of the To-Do List) Don't get hit by a bus. (makes the noise of someone getting hit by a bus).\\
'''Danny:''' Check it off the list.
* In school, Sister Bear raises her hand to answer her teacher's question, followed by her saying "What I was going to say was." However, the game cuts to her getting out of class. Needless to say the duo are confused, but Arin assumes that Sister Bear got detention detention for cussing.
-->'''Arin:''' (speaking as Sister Bear) What I was going to say was, I got detention, cause I said fuckhole in front of him.
* Brother Bear gets into a bike race with one of his classmates, but stops when he sees a stop sign. His friend doesn't stop and ends up crashing into a wagon, but luckily ends up landing on a bush. Danny's comment on this.
-->'''Danny:''' (speaking as the reckless classmate) Hi, I'm Barry Bear and [[JackAss welcome to Jackass.]]
* In the game, Brother Bear and Sister Bear lose their grocery list, however, Arin interprets this differently.
-->'''Arin:''' (speaking as Sister Bear) Oh no! I used it as toilet paper! And there's a shit smear on the third item! Can you help me wipe if off?
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* The episode starts off with Danny singing along to the creepy (but repetitive) piano music on the title screen.
--> '''Dan:''' Granny, Granny, Granny, Granny, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary Granny, Granny's scary-
--> '''Arin:''' Long dress, long dress, long dress, long dress, long dress, long dress, long dress, [[OverlyLongGag long dress]], horror game-
--> '''Dan:''' (over Arin) [[BreadEggsMilkSquick Bear trap]], bear trap, bear trap, bear trap- (corpses)
** When they have to hide under a bed from Granny, Dan says her name in fear and then starts singing again.
* Arin singing excitedly about going to Granny's house.
--> '''Arin:''' On my way to Granny's house, Granny's house, Granny's house, on my way to Granny's house-
--> '''Dan:''' Everything sucks.
* On day four, Arin once again lures Granny into the player's room.
--> '''Arin:''' Is she coming, or what?
--> '''Dan:''' Oh lawd, she comin'! [[MemeticMutation She's a heckin chonker]], that Granny.
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* The episode starts off with Danny singing along to the creepy (but repetitive) piano music on the title screen.
--> '''Dan:''' Granny, Granny, Granny, Granny, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary Granny, Granny's scary-
--> '''Arin:''' Long dress, long dress, long dress, long dress, long dress, long dress, long dress, [[OverlyLongGag long dress]], horror game-
--> '''Dan:''' (over Arin) [[BreadEggsMilkSquick Bear trap]], bear trap, bear trap, bear trap- (corpses)
** When they have to hide under a bed from Granny, Dan says her name in fear and then starts singing again.
* Arin singing excitedly about going to Granny's house.
--> '''Arin:''' On my way to Granny's house, Granny's house, Granny's house, on my way to Granny's house-
--> '''Dan:''' Everything sucks.
* On day four, Arin once again lures Granny into the player's room.
--> '''Arin:''' Is she coming, or what?
--> '''Dan:''' Oh lawd, she comin'! [[MemeticMutation She's a heckin chonker]], that Granny.
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* Let's start with [[RefugeInAudacity the very premise of the game]]: live-fire skeet shooting, with ski jumpers as the targets. Danny gets uncomfortable with it, at least once Arin's shots start connecting.
-->'''Danny''': ''(over a slow-motion view of a bullet shattering a skier's leg and hip bones)'' Ow ow ow! Oh god, guns are horrible.\\
'''Arin''': That's the femur, dude.\\
'''Danny''': Eugh. [[CaptainObvious You could die from that.]]\\
'''Arin''': ''(while the skier hits the ground and ragdolls)'' As is represented here. In glorious HD.
* The stock "crowd cheering" sound effect only plays when a skier gets killed. The "victory" animation of any surviving skiers, however, remains the same, even as they're gliding over the remains of their companion(s).
* Danny apologizes in advance for cutting the episode short, because he needs to pick up his dog. Arin [[SkewedPriorities suggests he get rid of the dog]]. With extreme prejudice.
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* Let's start with [[RefugeInAudacity the very premise of the game]]: live-fire skeet shooting, with ski jumpers as the targets. Danny gets uncomfortable with it, at least once Arin's shots start connecting.
-->'''Danny''': ''(over a slow-motion view of a bullet shattering a skier's leg and hip bones)'' Ow ow ow! Oh god, guns are horrible.\\
'''Arin''': That's the femur, dude.\\
'''Danny''': Eugh. [[CaptainObvious You could die from that.]]\\
'''Arin''': ''(while the skier hits the ground and ragdolls)'' As is represented here. In glorious HD.
* The stock "crowd cheering" sound effect only plays when a skier gets killed. The "victory" animation of any surviving skiers, however, remains the same, even as they're gliding over the remains of their companion(s).
* Danny apologizes in advance for cutting the episode short, because he needs to pick up his dog. Arin [[SkewedPriorities suggests he get rid of the dog]]. With extreme prejudice.
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--> '''Danny''': "Also, how'd they learn to run a store? And in this economy?"
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door?!
-->'''Danny''': "Also, '''Danny:''' Also, how'd they learn to run a store?
-->'''Arin:''' I dunno, how'd they learn to milk a cow?
-->'''Danny:''' Excellent-and a ''milk'' store?And in In this economy?"economy?
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* The Sobaditsgood Gameplay compliments the DeadpanSnarker Grumps so well.
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6whlEZC9QQ Dan and Arin play the worst game the Nintendo Switch has to offer.]] Highlights include:
** Arin assigns an NPC the name of Carl, only to find out three seconds later that his name is actually Karl.
** The pause menu and its accompanying soft rock music inspire Danny to start talking in an AM radio announcer voice.
** Pretty much any time Arin brings up the pause menu in the middle of the game, but special mention goes to the time he does it after driving a snowmobile off a cliff. [[MemeticMutation TO BE CONTINUED...]]
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** '''Arin:''' That's cool, though. Y'know what, [you reading up on Gubble] makes me happy, because it makes me feel like you and I have a connection, that we both love [[spoiler:'''FUCK THIS GAME, TURN IT OFF!''']]
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** '''Arin:''' That's cool, though. Y'know what, [you reading up on Gubble] makes me happy, because it makes me feel like you and I have a connection, that we both love [[spoiler:'''FUCK '''FUCK THIS GAME, TURN IT OFF!''']]OFF!'''
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** Both them wonder when this game came out. Arin suggest 1994, Dan thinks it came out after Pac-Man. [[spoiler: It came out in '''2000''']]
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** Both them wonder when this game came out. Arin suggest 1994, Dan thinks it came out after Pac-Man. [[spoiler: It came out in '''2000''']]'''2000'''
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-->'''Dan:''' Do you think you might like something that tastes kind of like coffee, but also ''definitely'' like cigarettes?
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-->'''Dan:''' Do you think you might like something that tastes kind of like coffee, but also ''definitely'' like cigarettes?cigarettes?
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*** Even better, savvy commenters have noted that Arin's [[SuddenlyShouting sudden shift in tone]] occurs just around the ten minute mark, suggesting he was watching the timer just ''waiting'' for the episode to near its end so he could stop his act.
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!!Tungulus
* Yes, that is actually the name of the game. Dan and Arin, of course, have a field day with this shoddy, poorly translated trainwreck of a horror game.
* Yes, that is actually the name of the game. Dan and Arin, of course, have a field day with this shoddy, poorly translated trainwreck of a horror game.
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-->'''Dan:''' [[InsaneTrollLogic Very quickly with chopsticks!]]chopsticks!]]
!!Monster High: 13 Wishes
* Dan starts the episode by introducing Arin -- who is already not a fan of coffee -- to Mr. Brown Iced Coffee.
-->'''Dan:''' Do you think you might like something that tastes kind of like coffee, but also ''definitely'' like cigarettes?
!!Monster High: 13 Wishes
* Dan starts the episode by introducing Arin -- who is already not a fan of coffee -- to Mr. Brown Iced Coffee.
-->'''Dan:''' Do you think you might like something that tastes kind of like coffee, but also ''definitely'' like cigarettes?
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* Arin almost immediately getting what Dan calls the "school sweats" when he has to point which state is where on the U.S. map. It only gets funnier when he pulls up a Europe map quiz where both of them get real stumped trying to find Andorra.
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* Arin almost immediately getting what Dan calls the "school sweats" when he has to point which state is where on the U.S. map. It only gets funnier when he pulls up a Europe map quiz where both of them get real stumped trying to find Andorra.Andorra (a country that's about 30 km, i.e. 18.7 mi wide).
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!!Map Quiz Showdown
* Arin almost immediately getting what Dan calls the "school sweats" when he has to point which state is where on the U.S. map. It only gets funnier when he pulls up a Europe map quiz where both of them get real stumped trying to find Andorra.
-->'''Arin''': There's so many places that aren't Andorra!
* Arin almost immediately getting what Dan calls the "school sweats" when he has to point which state is where on the U.S. map. It only gets funnier when he pulls up a Europe map quiz where both of them get real stumped trying to find Andorra.
-->'''Arin''': There's so many places that aren't Andorra!
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-->'''Dan:''' But yeah, I just, like, remember...reading that in ''Dinosaurs For Hire'' and being like "Man! This is topical, I'm sure this'll age well".
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-->'''Dan:''' But yeah, I just, like, remember...reading that in ''Dinosaurs For Hire'' and being like "Man! This is topical, I'm sure this'll age well".well".
!!Yume Nikki: Dream Diary
* In the beginning, Dan points out that Madotsuki has both chopsticks and a spoon, then calls her "very multicultural". Arin immediately clarifies that they do have spoons in Japan.
-->'''Arin:''' How else are they supposed to eat soup, Dan?
-->'''Dan:''' [[InsaneTrollLogic Very quickly with chopsticks!]]
!!Yume Nikki: Dream Diary
* In the beginning, Dan points out that Madotsuki has both chopsticks and a spoon, then calls her "very multicultural". Arin immediately clarifies that they do have spoons in Japan.
-->'''Arin:''' How else are they supposed to eat soup, Dan?
-->'''Dan:''' [[InsaneTrollLogic Very quickly with chopsticks!]]
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** Some commenters pointed out how the rough, screechy voice Arin uses for Yi Lu makes him sound like [[Webcomic/AxisPowersHetalia Prussia]].
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-->'''Danny''': "Oh, I wasn't even being racist! '[[ImmediateSelfContradiction Oh]] ''[[NotHelpingYourCase herro]]''!'"
** "[[ItMakesSenseInContext This is bear ass!!!]]"
** "[[ItMakesSenseInContext This is bear ass!!!]]"
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-->'''Arin (notices the name tag)''': He ''is'' Chinese! "Yi Lu"!
-->'''Danny''':"Oh, Oh. My. God...
-->'''Arin''': I wasn't just being racist! ''(reads Yi Lu's dialogue in stereotypical Asian accent)'' "Ah, hi there, young one."
-->'''Danny (cracking up, imitates Arin)''': "I wasn't even being racist! '[[ImmediateSelfContradiction Oh]] ''[[NotHelpingYourCase herro]]''!'"
** "[[ItMakesSenseInContext This is bearass!!!]]"
ass.]] (''{{Beat}}'') '''''[[SuddenlyShouting Look at it!]]'''''"
-->'''Danny''':
-->'''Arin''': I wasn't just being racist! ''(reads Yi Lu's dialogue in stereotypical Asian accent)'' "Ah, hi there, young one."
-->'''Danny (cracking up, imitates Arin)''': "I wasn't even being racist! '[[ImmediateSelfContradiction Oh]] ''[[NotHelpingYourCase herro]]''!'"
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-->'''Dan:''' They've always seemed so abstract and distant, having died...uh, 65 million years ago, when, in truth...now I'm right there with them in the action, and [[ARareSentence I know how they would've reacted...to being armed with machine guns.]]
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-->'''Dan:''' They've always seemed so abstract and distant, having died...uh, 65 million years ago, when, in truth...now I'm right there with them in the action, and [[ARareSentence I know how they would've reacted...to being armed with machine guns.]]]]
* The entire end of the episode has Dan bring up that the original comic had jokes about Clarence Thomas, leading to both the Grumps looking up what he did ([[{{Squick}} Don't look it up if you're squeamish]]).
-->'''Dan:''' But yeah, I just, like, remember...reading that in ''Dinosaurs For Hire'' and being like "Man! This is topical, I'm sure this'll age well".
* The entire end of the episode has Dan bring up that the original comic had jokes about Clarence Thomas, leading to both the Grumps looking up what he did ([[{{Squick}} Don't look it up if you're squeamish]]).
-->'''Dan:''' But yeah, I just, like, remember...reading that in ''Dinosaurs For Hire'' and being like "Man! This is topical, I'm sure this'll age well".
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* Playing the game makes Dan feel like he's truly in tune with dinosaurs for the first time in his life.
-->'''Dan:''' They've always seemed so abstract and distant, having died...uh, 65 million years ago, when, in truth...now I'm right there with them in the action, and [[ARareSentence I know how they would've reacted...to being armed with machine guns.]]
* Playing the game makes Dan feel like he's truly in tune with dinosaurs for the first time in his life.
-->'''Dan:''' They've always seemed so abstract and distant, having died...uh, 65 million years ago, when, in truth...now I'm right there with them in the action, and [[ARareSentence I know how they would've reacted...to being armed with machine guns.]]
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!! Wild Guns: Reloaded
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!! Defender of the Crown
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!! Vice: Project Doom
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!! Flatout 3
* Arin ''tries'' to play the incredibly unfair Demolition Derby feature on an [[{{Sequelitis}} already widely despised game that changed hands into inferior development between 2 & 3]]. Said feature quickly displays an apparent knack for its unbalanced AI programming (among MANY other issues), and Arin is ''dogpiled'' by 24 computer opponents. [[CurbStompBattle What follows is the most pitiful and hilarious display of Arin desperately driving away and barely managing to wipe out ONE car before being wrecked, while another accidentally gets destroyed.]]
* Arin ''tries'' to play the incredibly unfair Demolition Derby feature on an [[{{Sequelitis}} already widely despised game that changed hands into inferior development between 2 & 3]]. Said feature quickly displays an apparent knack for its unbalanced AI programming (among MANY other issues), and Arin is ''dogpiled'' by 24 computer opponents. [[CurbStompBattle What follows is the most pitiful and hilarious display of Arin desperately driving away and barely managing to wipe out ONE car before being wrecked, while another accidentally gets destroyed.]]
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* Arin ''tries'' to play the incredibly unfair Demolition Derby feature on an [[{{Sequelitis}} already widely despised game that changed hands into inferior development between 2 & 3]]. Said feature quickly displays an apparent knack for its unbalanced AI programming (among MANY other issues), and Arin is ''dogpiled'' by 24 computer opponents. [[CurbStompBattle What follows is the most pitiful and hilarious display of Arin desperately driving away and barely managing to wipe out ONE car before being wrecked, while another accidentally gets destroyed.
!!Dinosaurs For Hire
* Around the beginning of the episode, the gameplay starts while Arin is in the middle of re-plugging the controller, leaving poor Archie to get beaten up by a small-ass ninja.
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!!Yogi Bear
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-->'''Danny:''' That's not even [[NightmareFuel nightmare fuel]]. That's nightmare fuel [[UpToEleven for the nightmare bus that you drive off the nightmare cliff into nightmare canyon.]]\\
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-->'''Arin:''' "You talkin' about ''him?''" "Yeah, and ''that.''" "Huh. ''That'' is pretty interesting, but not as interesting as ''this.''"
-->'''Dan:''' "What about the ''stuff?''" "I checked out the ''stuff!''" "What'd you find?" End of cutscene.
-->'''Dan:''' "What about the ''stuff?''" "I checked out the ''stuff!''" "What'd you find?" End of cutscene.
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!!Karate Kid
* Danny blurting out the name of every minigame that occurs, like a kid with ADHD.
* Danny gets hit by a bird and a stick and perfectly falls through two holes into the water.
-->'''Arin:''' Oh my god! You were DESTINED for that hole, dude! That fall was fuckin' prophetic!
!!Mickey Mousecapade
* '''''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-LfKbCR0MI THE ENTIRE VIDEO.]]''''' You know you have [[UptoEleven an entire video of funny]] when even ''Barry'' is putting "OHMYGODSTOPICANTBREATHE" in the description.
-->'''Dan:''' Ohh, my lungs are gonna collapse!
** To be more specific, they spend an entire 11 minutes (a full length episode) doing impressions of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywokdc8Am68 a bad Angry Video Game Nerd copycat.]] And it is [[HilarityEnsues hilarious]].
** Plus there's Danny offhandedly saying that, by chance, ''this'' will be the first Game Grumps episode his mom sees. And then he starts imagining [[SarcasmMode her praise]].
--->"Cool living you're making Dan. I'm really glad I sent you through college."
!!Skate or Die 2: The Search for Double Trouble
* Arin and Danny's reaction to finally being able to do a trick[[note]]dubbed the Whitney Houston We Have A Problem[[/note]] over the median. Followed quickly by a montage of the trick over and over to the theme song of the game.
** Earlier, their reactions to seeing their character's [[BloodlessCarnage violent deaths]], which include being ''[[HalfTheManHeUsedToBe split vertically down the middle]]'' of the median and ''getting crushed head-first'' into the median.
** Arin dubs the final trick the Beyonce Knowles No Bounds.
* The reaction to Icepick calling the main character a "poseur".
-->'''Dan!Icepick:''' Where'd you learn to ride?! [[GratuitousFrench France, where I learned to spell?!]]
!!Totally Rad
* The voices for Jake and Allison.
* Their reaction to the first boss.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLRQGRBgN_EnqIWG6TuaGLWmn9NLcaHi7P&v=pe5sYP0aiZ8&feature=player_detailpage#t=1093 Dan-Jake.]]
!!Chester Cheetah: Too Cool to Fool
* That tiny little glitch issue.
** "''Do something, Barry!''" [[spoiler: "BUY CHEETOS"]]
** Though it does give Arin and Danny time to ruminate on the postapocalyptic dystopia in which Chester Cheetah apparently lives.
* The [[CoolShades sunglasses]].
-->'''Danny:''' Are [those springs] wearing sunglasses?\\
'''Arin:''' Of course. Everything in this game is wearing sunglasses, you fucking idiot. How did you not notice that?\\
'''Danny:''' I just figured-oh Jesus, you're right. The fish-\\
'''Arin:''' [[UpToEleven The]] ''[[UpToEleven air]]'' [[UpToEleven is wearing sunglasses.]]
* Arin's epiphany.
--> '''Arin:''' This is it. This is the secret to the game.\\
'''Danny:''' This is the end.\\
'''Arin:''' I'm the ''shadow of the guitar''.\\
''[Barry zooms in on the guitar powerup with Chester Cheetah's disembodied shadow underneath it]''
!!Home Alone
* Danny's declaration of "oh, this game is terrible!" less than five seconds after the game starts.
* Arin finds a sack of cash in the toilet.
-->'''Danny:''' Oh, there's money in the deuce machine!
* The boys lose it at the lost life screen, which features a film screengrab of Kevin, with a sound clip of the famous Culkin scream, and big zoomed out text saying OH NO!, getting Arin to wonder if it's a [[Website/{{YTMND}} YTMND]].
!!Dennis the Menace
* The scary-ass giant Mr. Wilson that occasionally pops up out of absolutely nowhere to grab them and toss them out, which elicits genuine fear from Arin and Danny. It gets even better when Arin asks Danny if he wants to do a rap about him. It leaves Arin positively HOWLING with laughter afterwards. Made even funnier due to some hilarious sprite animation from Barry.
-->'''Danny:''' Give me a beat. ''*Arin starts beatboxing*'' My name is Mr. Wilson and I'm here to say / I'm gonna smack your ass in a major way / What are you doing in my basement? Get outta here!\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Danny:''' GET OUTTA HERE!!! ''*Both Arin and Danny begin to absolutely crack up*'' There you go, Barry. There's some ''fucking gold.''\\
''*They continue to crack up*''\\
'''Danny:''' Ohhhh no...it's broken us. The game has broken us.
** And [[http://youtu.be/YWPYF5thVPw?t=15m28s Arin's explanation]] of why he finds the "GET OUTTA HERE" portion of the rap so funny.
--->'''Arin:''' Because like... ''*laughs*'' ''*microphone fumbling*'' Because I just imagined Mr. Wilson like, actually rapping, and then he's just interrupted by Dennis, and he's just like "GET OUTTA HERE"...and it's like actually getting on his nerves, and he's like "GET ''OUTTA'' HERE!"
* Other such gold including:
--> "HELLO, MRS THE MENACE? DENNIS CAME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND [[MakeItLookLikeAnAccident FELL DOWN THE STAIRS AGAIN]]! '''AGAIN!''' [[CutHimselfShaving HE'S SO CLUMSY!]]"
--> "YOU SHOULD PROBABLY PUT HIM IN ''BALLET!'' THAT WOULD EMBARRASS- I MEAN... MAKE HIM BETTER AT BALANCING!"
--> "DENNIS! I'M'NA GIVE YA FIVE ACROSS THE ASS!"
---> "BAHP!!!"
--> "YOU'RE GETTIN' SEVEN ACROSS THE ASS! ...DON'T ASK, I HAD THREE OF MY FINGERS ON MY RIGHT HAND BLOWN OFF IN KOREA!"
* The entire 'butt-ball' sequence, but notably when they use it as an excuse to turn Mr. Wilson into a MemeticMolester.
-->'''Danny:''' ''(as Mr. Wilson)'' Dennis, I'm sorry I yelled at you just there. What we're gonna do now, is I'm gonna learn ya how to play buttball...seeing as you're in my basement.\\
'''Arin:''' Step one: never tell your parents.\\
'''Danny:''' Step two: [[FightClubbing NEVER TELL YOUR PARENTS!!!]]
* Dennis "twerking".
-->'''Danny:''' *singing* Ay, girl, you know that I work it, girl! Ay, girl, you know that I work it work it! Dennis the Menace, D-D-D-Dennis the Menace, D-D-D-Dennis the Menace, he's only ten! ... He should not be twerking!
* Arin and Danny losing it.
-->'''Danny:''' ''[in a staccato tone]'' I just discovered the GREATEST new Gatorade flavor. IT'S CALLED PAINT!\\
'''Arin:''' WHAT COLOR, '''''BREEN?!'''''
!!Kendo Rage
* When Jo dies, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx9X6nac5O8&t=6m16s this]] floats out of her.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx9X6nac5O8&t=6m41s The Grumps' discussion]] on whether or not to make a joke about Gangnam Style, effectively making a joke out of it in the process.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx9X6nac5O8&t=11m04s "Why do the ghosts have Scuba gear?"]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx9X6nac5O8&t=5m20s Sad Hoshi returns]]... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx9X6nac5O8&t=14m20s as a shrimp]].
** If the shrimp alone isn't enough to drive you to hysterics, Arin's laughter will.
!!Pinocchio
* Ego's impromptu beatboxing session at the end of the video.
* "When you wish upon a star, you'll play a game that's retaaaaarded...!"
* "PUT 'ER THERE!"
* A kid in the first level throwing a brick at Pinocchio then [[LaserGuidedKarma getting attacked by geese]].
* "They should have called this game Pi''[[BigNo NOOOO]]''cchio!"
* Danny and Arin's open letter to the producers of the game.
* Danny can't find any wood to make the sound Pinocchio presumably makes when he takes a "[[ToiletHumor puppet poop]]", leading to this exchange:
-->'''Danny:''' Barry, put in a wood block sound.\\
'''Barry:''' ''*wooden "plonk" noise*''\\
'''Danny:''' Thank you.
!!Goosebumps Horrorland
* The new 'Ghoul Grumps' intro, featuring Arin as Frankenstein's monster and Dan as Dracula.
-->'''Arin:''' Hey I'm Ghoul.\\
'''Danny:''' BLEH!
** Danny sings the final line in an over the top Count voice.
* During Calamity Canyon, Arin rapidly shakes the Wii Remote to make it more like an actual wooden roller coaster.
* On the first attempt of Wheel of Misfortune, Arin forgets to jump. The kid simply faceplants onto the springboard, which lamely ejects her into the water below.
-->'''Danny:''' [[CatchPhrase Nailed it!]]
* From the end:
-->'''Danny:''' Put up a [[RunningGag wolfjob]], Barry!\\
(Image of a doctor with a wolf's head)\\
'''Danny:''' But a ''Halloween'' one.\\
(A small Hershey bar is added to the bottom corner)
* From the opening cutscene of the game.
-->'''Girl''': Who is it?\\
'''Arin''': '''SATAN.'''
!!The Addams Family: Pugsley's Scavenger Hunt
* Danny and Arin notice the game sounds kind of "lonely" without any music, so they ask Barry to provide various accompaniments, starting with {{funk}}, then moving into [[TheRoaringTwenties the Charleston]] and ending with ''[[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic Scottish]] [[{{Music/Alestorm}} pirate metal]]''. Both awesome ''and'' hilarious.
!!The Amazing Frog?
* The entire episode is made even more hilarious when you remember that it is taking place at one in the morning after fourteen straight hours of grumping with both Arin and Danny being exhausted.
* Danny is playing basketball:
-->'''Danny:''' (running up to the hoop) WHITE CHOCOLATE! (he throws the ball, completely misses the hoop and falls over)\\
'''Arin:''' (looking at the camera) You're not very good are you?
* The finale of the one-off is Arin and Danny having the most inept and hilarious chase sequence ever as they fight over the crown.
** The [[IncrediblyLamePun "crowner"]] has to be when Arin (who has the crown) manages to use some exploding barrels to safely catapult himself onto the roof of a nearby building, which Danny, being a newbie to the game hasn't managed to do yet. Arin then [[TemptingFate starts gloating]] only to immediately screw it up by ''[[HowTheMightyHaveFallen falling off the roof of the building mid-gloat]]'' which allows Danny to (however briefly) take the crown. Danny does try to end the chase the moment he gets it by yelling "NEXT TIME ON GAME GRUMPS!!!" but it's clear they're having way too much fun to actually stop.
* The crown falls near a wall at one point, which due to the game's [[SomeDexterityRequired quirks]] means they repeatedly try to wear the crown only to walk into the wall and drop it.
** Which is then finished by Arin suddenly getting launched thousands of feet into the air for no apparent reason, unable to do a thing about it.
*** About half way down, Arin's frog seems to be ''[[IFellForHours resting its head on its hand casually.]]''
*** "He'll never make it..."
** "Oh man look behind you; I'm like the Terminator coming up".
*
-->'''Danny:''' BARRY DO SOMETHING!\\
'''Barry:''' *makes a bunch of frogs fall onto the screen with the text "RELEASE THE FROGS"*
* Any time Danny accents an underwhelming jump or fall with a weak grunt. Especially effective after a kamikaze scream.
!!Endless Ocean
* Arin's "Australian" accent.
** "OI! THAT'S A SPLENDID NAME THAT IS!"
* When they meet Kat, a female NPC, they then start to act out the game as if it's a porno, even voicing out motion controls in smooth, totally relaxed voices. The results are hysterical.
-->'''Danny:''' Let's try licking vagina. Press the A button and shake the controller vigorously.\\
'''Arin:''' Not vigorous enough. Harder. Harder.\\
'''Danny:''' Don't be a gentlemen about it. Really fuckin' go wild. ''(both of them start to crack up)''
* When the grumps go back on the boat, they receive new mail. When they go to check it out, a brand new penguin is seen. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRdSj4iP-f4&feature=youtu.be&t=32m29s Their reactions of surprise and awe must be heard.]]
** "Press B to have me step on your face!"
* The last two minutes of the huge 44 minute extravaganza featuring Danny and Arin doing an interpretive dance to Music/HayleyWestenra's ''Prayer''. [[https://twitter.com/HayleyWestenra/status/410520849070825472 Which Hayley herself has seen and commented on!]]
* Can we just say that the whole episode was just one extra long [=CMoF=]?
* The RunningGag of calling penguins "Pandas".
* Danny talking for the penguin.
-->''I hate jews!''
* Arin referring to a manta ray as a [[CallBack "Flap Flap"]].
* A feature of the game allows you to pet the animals in order to learn their names, causing Danny and Arin to joke about fondling wildlife and how unrealistic it is compared to RealLife.
** It gets to the point where they joke about what would happen if they tried to pet more dangerous fish like barracuda and sharks.
-->"You've discovered a humpback whale calf. Punch it to enrage the mother."
!!Ninjabread Man
* Their reacting to the fact that this game is essentially a reskin of the game they played the day before, Trixie in Toyland. Keep in mind this was completely unplanned.
** Made even better when Danny realizes that the company that made both is called "Conspiracy Entertainment".
* The Grumps acting gay for Barry leading to Arin's story of "The D Club". [[http://youtu.be/7gA_PU4VuhQ?t=12m33s It has be heard to be believed]].
--->'''Danny:''' Have you ''docked'' with Barry?\\
'''Arin:''' No, not with Barry! It was with another man.\\
'''Danny:''' Really? Like, swordplay?\\
'''Arin:''' [[FlatYes Yeah.]]\\
'''Danny:''' So, just like, fuckin', like, knock your junk around together?\\
'''Arin:''' Yeah, it was funny.\\
'''Danny:''' Did you really?!\\
'''Arin:''' Yeah, it was funny.\\
'''Danny:''' ''You've touched dicks with another guy?!''\\
'''Arin:''' [[RuleOfThree Yeah, it was funny.]]
** Danny is so stunned that he actually has to go out of the room and ask Suzy whether or not Arin is telling the truth. Cue a half minute of silence... and then Danny ''thundering'' into the room in complete shock before recounting the conversation complete with Suzy impersonation.
--->'''Danny:''' ''*Throws the door open*'' '''''[[BigOMG OH MY GOD! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!]]'''''
*** It's not complete silence; right before Danny comes back into the room, he can be heard howling with laughter ''through the closed door.''
** Right after Danny does the Suzy impression, both him and Arin more or less ''collapse'' into laughter.
!!Hello Kitty Seasons
* Danny offering Hayley Westenra the opportunity to sing a song about [[CrackShip Kraid fucking Samus]]. Arin pipes in that it could "re-jump start the career."
* "WHERE'S MY TREAT?!"
* Mama Puss.
* After Hello Kitty makes Jaeij the assistant Mayor, Danny says, "Talk to the Mayor- Press A for corruption!" and Arin cracks up.
*
-->'''Danny:''' Next time on Game Grumps, we'll figure out how to do this shit!\\
'''Arin:''' No, fuck that shit, I'm not wasting someone's episode on this.\\
''''Danny:''' Wha- Dude, you're the one who refuses to find out how to play the game! \\
'''Arin:''' I don't- That's not important! ''(Danny laughs}''
* ''BROTHER'S DEAD!'' Made even funnier by Danny laughing like he's never laughed before.
* At the end it's revealed that the only reason they included this as part of their Holiday-themed Game Grumps one-offs is because of the word "holiday" in the name, and the game otherwise ''has nothing to do with Christmas'', as they both find out after the fact!
!!B.O.B.
* When the title character dies, he says "[[TotallyRadical Robo Bogus!]]". The Grumps then imagine how proud the writer must be of this, to the point where he calls his wife and nonchalantly demands that she have sex with him for his "accomplishment".
* About halfway through the episode, the game crashes, but the capture continues, prompting Arin and Danny to do a podcast.
** Soon after it starts, discussion turns to a picture of a [[Series/LambChopsPlayAlong Lamb Chop]] puppet on Arin's computer that Danny is freaked out by.
*** The best thing about this is how, when Danny is about to bring it up, Arin insists that he doesn't and claims it's a private matter. Considering what we've heard from him before, this is kind of ridiculous.
** [[spoiler: Near the end of the podcast, when talking about how professional they are, Arin can't contain his laughter as he feels something coming on... before Danny can stop him, he manages to let loose a fart into the microphone.]]
** And then of course, there's the [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext flying]] [[EnsembleDarkhorse ham]] [[MemeticMutation burger]].
!!D-Force
* Danny's intro line.
--> '''Danny:''' When a man graduates from the [[CallBack D-Club]]...he joins the ''D-Force.''
* "THEY'VE GOT CHEERIOS!"
!!The Adventures of Tom Sawyer
* Before this episode, Arin played the game to ensure the NES worked. His recalls his WTF-ness in realizing this was one of Dan's favorite games.
* While Arin struggles with the first level, Dan reveals his playstyle: running like a maniac while frantically tossing stones.
* Air-topus! Along with their shock at how well drawn the octopus boss is compared to the rest of the game.
** Continues as a RunningGag with the crocodile boss.
* They forget who sent them the game, so Arin retrieves the name. Walking in front of Dan while he plays, and conversing with him during the search.
* Arin's OMG to being covered at ink, calling the octopi sassy. "Mmm, now you're blue!"
* Arin's first time on the raft, and he jumps, drowning into the water. HilarityEnsues.
-->'''Arin:'''Woo...OMG...Holy Shit!\\
''*Danny laughs*''\\
'''Arin:''' I didn't know you could do that! You didn't warn me!\\
'''Danny:''' Uh...dude, I haven't played this game in over twenty years.\\
'''Arin:''' That's fuckin' fucked up, dude! (Danny laughs) You screwed me.
** Arin's [[SarcasmMode raft mastery]] continues by pressing the wrong button, drowning literally THREE SECONDS after restarting his turn on the level.
* The shock at how a baker's dozen means thirteen. MIND! BLOWN!
* Barry's OH YEAH! to the crocodile boss. Also, Arin & Dan assuming the boss battle is really the crocodile continually scratching its butt and yawning in relief.
* Their laughter to the enemies in Stage Three, and their absolute joy to Tom's pelican ride.
* The fact they are willing to play more past the half hour but are not wanting to subject their audience to the gameplay. Cue the comments BEGGING the Grumps to play more of the game.
!!The 3-D Battles of World Runner
* [[BlatantLies The awesome 3-D]] at the beginning.
* When the game pauses, the main character sits down for a nap.
!!Lizzie [=McGuire=] 3: Homecoming Havoc
* Arin accidentally skipping over the ExcusePlot.
* Arin & Danny making SeriousBusiness over ''every'' minigame.
*
-->'''Danny:''' You missed the cream pie! [[spoiler: That's my favorite part of any porn!]]
* Danny's daily emotions are [[BigNo Oh God NO!]] & [[BigYes Fuck Yeah!]]
* Lizzie's dance moves named after various Jacksons & Godzilla characters.
!!The Daring Game for Girls
* "Thank you, Anne Frank."
* The bizarre walk of the avatar, which Arin describes as 'hobbling'.
* This exchange:
-->'''Danny''': ''(as a character)'' How do I know I can trust you?\\
'''Arin''': Maybe a ''friendship bracelet'' could do the trick?! ''(They both laugh incredulously)''
* "Oh shit! I wasted my money on useless garbage!"
* Danny claiming Frankenstein is a book about Jews.
* "Hi, Stilt Girl! ... I'm gonna... go... "
* Mother Theresa's lesser sister, Smother Theresa.
* Arin and Danny's shock when they find an actual male in the game.
* "$4000 for a first aid kit? Thanks, ''Obama!''"
* '''Arin:'''[[http://youtu.be/if33avVMk0M?t=40s Let's play]] this condescending [[GenderDynamicsIndex sexist]] [[WhoWritesThisCrap piece of garbage!]]
* [[http://youtu.be/if33avVMk0M?t=13m20s Arin learns]] [[EdutainmentGame from the game.]]
-->I'm coming out of it as [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVm5L0_yCSs a budding young woman!]]
* [[WeReallyDoCare The Grumps]] get [[http://youtu.be/if33avVMk0M?t=14m56s into a minigame.]]
** [[TechDemoGame Followed by]] [[http://youtu.be/if33avVMk0M?t=17m10s the oddest game of tetherball.]]
--->'''Time to cut off the head!'''
!!Build-A-Bear Workshop
* The sheer creepiness of all the stuffed animals in the game. They look like regular stuffed animals and move around in a very human-like manner.
-->'''Arin:''' [[http://youtu.be/usXxUHH80r0?t=1m31s I feel like you could take a screenshot of this and say it's a horror game.]]\\
'''Danny:''' Oh absolutely.\\
'''Arin:''' ''(In a creepy voice)'' Do you want to play with us?\\
'''Danny:''' It's like that scene in Manga/{{Akira}} where the fucking teddy bear comes to life and murders everything.
* '''Barry:''' Honey, you know it's [[IncrediblyLamePun unbearable.]]
* The fact that nearly everything has a horrible pun attached to it. A teddy bear named Bearemy, a bunny named Pawlette, the phrase "pawesome," and the ship used to get to different islands is the Friend Ship.
* They choose a creepy looking turtle as their character. Arin asks Barry to zoom in on his face.
-->'''Arin:''' ''(In a creepy voice, as fire and footage of atomic explosions are overlayed over the turtle's face)'' I've seen the end of the world. It is terrifying. It makes my blood boil. I wish for all the people of the land...to know my strength. I will become the ender of worlds.
* When they are given the opportunity to pick a sound for their creature to make, Arin believes one of the options should be a murder happening in the distance.
-->'''Arin:''' ''(Far away from the mic, occasionally punching a cardboard box)'' "Get over here you fucking-!" "No, don't hurt me, no! Please! Please!" "DON'T YOU FUCKING MOVE!" "No, please! Don't hurt me! No, God, OW! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!" ''(In a squeaky voice)'' "I love you!"
* '''Arin:''' [[http://youtu.be/usXxUHH80r0?t=6m I'm going with this.]]
-->'''Danny:'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVm5L0_yCSs Of course you are.]]
* [[GoMadFromTheRevelation Arin's addicted]] to [[http://youtu.be/usXxUHH80r0?t=12m58s hi-fiving a stuffed turtle.]]
!!Ducktales
* [[ComicBook/DisneyDucksComicUniverse Scrooge McDuck]], [[http://youtu.be/xaByJVthapM?t=1m55s expert headbanger.]]
* What a [[RunningGag sassy]] [[http://youtu.be/xaByJVthapM?t=5m17s space alien.]]
* [[BlackComedy One of the nephews]] has [[http://youtu.be/xaByJVthapM?t=6m18s helpful advice.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/xaByJVthapM?t=9m18s You don't see that]] [[GameBreakingBug often.]]
!!Kabuki Quantum Fighter
* The [[ScrollingText slow text crawl]] in the game's opening.
** Danny [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/UsefulNotes/BarackObama Obama's]] this [[http://youtu.be/7SpAmRt5TA8?t=1m40s at one point.]]
* Attention! [[http://youtu.be/7SpAmRt5TA8?t=7m15s My taint!]]
* Their reaction to the odd backgrounds and enemies during the game.
** Wow. [[http://youtu.be/7SpAmRt5TA8?t=8m5s This enemy is non-threatening.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/7SpAmRt5TA8?t=10m The fandom apparently has sent]] Danny [[TrademarkFavoriteFood too many Skittles.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/7SpAmRt5TA8?t=12m Danny]] references [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFIhsJsDwbM Old School Afternoon.]]
-->'''Arin:''' What the fuck are you talking about?!
*
-->'''Danny:''' [[http://youtu.be/7SpAmRt5TA8?t=17m30s Can't get hit again!]]
-->What did I just say?
* Just as Arin gets a cool weapon, [[http://youtu.be/7SpAmRt5TA8?t=19m16s he fails to make a jump.]]
!!V.I.P.
* The ProlongedPrologue is...wow.
-->'''Danny:'''[[http://youtu.be/kDFc5bIXQn0?t=1m10s Did they just do the Batman transition?]]\\
'''Arin:'''It's just a pair of boobies.
* The Sobaditsgood Gameplay compliments the DeadpanSnarker Grumps so well.
* [[http://youtu.be/kDFc5bIXQn0?t=8m10s Who knew]] Creator/PamelaAnderson had SuperStrength?
* The BonusMaterial is...[[http://youtu.be/kDFc5bIXQn0?t=11m30s wow.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/kDFc5bIXQn0?t=14m50s The Howie scream]] is new to Danny.
* A new Game Grumps Versus - [[http://youtu.be/kDFc5bIXQn0?t=17m20s who's a pretty pretty princess?]]
* [[http://youtu.be/kDFc5bIXQn0?t=18m55s They didn't crop out the white!]]
!! Play with the Teletubbies
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ots8wmwayP8 The whole thing.]] They spend most of the episode alternating between being horrified and cracking incredibly dark jokes.
-->'''[[DespairEventHorizon Danny:]]''' ''Oh''...''no''...''no''
** Special mention goes to the live-action segment with the dog.
--->'''Arin:''' WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?\\
'''Danny:''' That's a dog, Arin.
* The entire duck sequence.
-->'''PA System:''' Duck goes quack. Quack, quack, quack. Duck goes quack, quack, quack.\\
'''Danny:''' (imitating PA System) You are... in hell. (makes fart noise as PA descends into the ground)
** '''Arin:''' (whispering) This some [[Literature/NineteenEightyFour Big Brother]] shit this is the sign of the apocalypse."
* Arin leaving to hang himself and the accompanying audio.
* This dialogue:
-->'''Girl:''' (Dog drinking water) "Alex always like a drink in the park."\\
'''Danny (as Girl):''' "[[LethallyStupid I made it drink gasoline.]]" (Dan and Arin laugh) "[[InsaneTrollLogic I thought it would make him go faster.]]"\\
'''Arin (as Girl):''' "[[CaptainOblivious And then he went to sleep!]] We left him there- [[SuddenlyShouting AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!]] He came back. But when we realized he wasn't the same dog,"\\
'''Danny (as Girl):''' "[[KillAndReplace This wasn't my dad.]]"\\
'''Arin (as Girl):''' "[[QuietCryForHelp Please help.]]"
* The Grumps spend the video continually switching between exasperation and fear.
* The funniest part of it all isn't even in the video. One of the comments is from the official Teletubbies [=YouTube=] channel: "Thank you so much for playing! We look forward to seeing you again!"
!!VideoGame/ToejamAndEarl
* At the outset, Dan's SeriousBusiness [[http://youtu.be/I6XY1pifXc8?t=45s about in-game text.]]
* WhatIf they act different [[http://youtu.be/I6XY1pifXc8?t=3m20s inside the elevator?]]
* [[http://youtu.be/I6XY1pifXc8?t=4m10s Arin & Danny dance in love]] with [[DancingIsSeriousBusiness video game sprites.]]
-->I got too much groove in my chive!
* [[http://youtu.be/I6XY1pifXc8?t=7m20s Dan falls off]] [[FlatWorld a world's edge.]] HilarityEnsues.
!![[VideoGame/TransformersConvoyNoNazo Transformers: Mystery of Convoy]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUIM7qhkUmw The intro's]] [[WorldOfHam beautiful.]]
** The Grimlock toy that Ross is holding constantly changes between shots.
* [[http://youtu.be/YUIM7qhkUmw?t=1m40s One of them screams]] everytime to the EpilepticFlashingLights.
* The RunningGag of [[UsefulNotes/MicrosoftWindows the Pop Up Windows.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/YUIM7qhkUmw?t=9m54s Later, the controller stops working,]] [[ThereIsAGod sparing Arin further suffering.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/YUIM7qhkUmw?t=11m10s The episode ends]] with Dan reading a GoodBadTranslation.
!!Hannah Montana: The Movie
* [[http://youtu.be/eA44OCgOCgw?t=1m40s This is the type of dress that says]] [[ForeShadowing I'm going to be a slut in four or five years!]]
* [[HellIsThatNoise The odd sounds]] [[http://youtu.be/eA44OCgOCgw?t=2m10s from playing the minigames.]]
** Arin imagines [[http://youtu.be/eA44OCgOCgw?t=13m25s Hannah talking with his guitarist.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/eA44OCgOCgw?t=6m Arin gives Hannah]] [[GoingThroughTheMotions an odd walk.]]
* Arin's SeriousBusiness [[http://youtu.be/eA44OCgOCgw?t=8m dressing Hannah.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/eA44OCgOCgw?t=15m14s Fifteen minutes into the game,]] [[SecretIdentityIdentity the real plot begins.]]
** The Grumps imagine Miley as a SpoiledBrat.
--->'''Helicopter Pilot:''' Miley, we brought in the rare spices from another dimension!\\
'''Miley:''' (seething) I asked for my ''diamond helicopter.''
** ''"Servants!'' Bring me a cow! I want to ''slaughter'' it!"
* [[http://youtu.be/eA44OCgOCgw?t=17m50s Hey Dan]]...[[ForeignQueasine eat the butterfly.]]
!!P.T.
* Dan gets more and more freaked out as the game goes on. It culminates in him putting an end to the playthrough after [[JumpScare Lisa rushes at the screen]].
-->'''Dan:''' Okay. Okay! OKAY!!! ALRIGHT, WE'RE DONE! WE'RE DONE!!! GAME'S OVER! ALRIGHT NEXT TIME ON GAME GRUMPS!! WE ALL HAD A GOOD TIME! ''*Terrified laughter*'' GOOD TIME! OKAY! Okay...yup. Wait, wait, wait Wait! Yes... I ''shit'' myself.
* For most of the playthrough Danny desperately tries to get the episode to end. As in you can tell he genuinely and so very '''very''' badly just wants be done with it. Arin won't let him.
-->'''Dan:''' Okay. Arin?\\
'''Arin:''' Yeah?\\
'''Dan:''' ''Next time on '''fucking''' Game Grumps!'' I am '''''done!'''''\\
'''Arin:''' No. What are you talking about?\\
'''Dan:''' I am '''''done!''''' ''I do not like this.'' I am having a ''terrible'' time!\\
'''Arin:''' But there's so much more!\\
'''Dan:''' Noooo moooore!
** Even better, ''the game won't let it end.''
--->'''Dan:''' Okay, y'know what, Arin?\\
'''Arin:''' Yeah?\\
'''Dan:''' Think I'm done! Think we're calling this—\\
[''camera pulls back, revealing the words "no turning back now" scribbled on the wall'']\\
'''Dan:''' "No turning ba"—yes there is! Shut up, ''game!''\\
''*Arin laughs*''\\
'''Dan:''' '''''You don't fuckin' know me!''' You don't know my life, bitch!''
* The evolution of their relationship with the deformed fetus in the sink, which quickly becomes one of the less terrifying parts of the game.
* The first time Lisa appears in the hallway under the light, both of them are stunned into silence for several seconds. Danny finally breaks the silence by saying, "Okay."
!!Kung Fu
* [[http://youtu.be/Cx5yzrrq9ow?t=30s Dan dances Thriller.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/Cx5yzrrq9ow?t=2m55s Oh God! The midget!]]
* [[http://youtu.be/Cx5yzrrq9ow?t=4m20s Arin reacts to beating half the game.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/Cx5yzrrq9ow?t=5m Dan loses to a]] UniqueEnemy.
* [[http://youtu.be/Cx5yzrrq9ow?t=9m40s Dan has trouble killing a giant.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/Cx5yzrrq9ow?t=15m Dan fights the]] FinalBoss.
!!The Goonies
* [[http://youtu.be/Oa2roeDXh2Q?t=2m15s Danny realizes his PC]] [[RoundhouseKick kicks like a theater star.]]
-->FAME! I'm gonna live forever!
* [[http://youtu.be/Oa2roeDXh2Q?t=4m40s Dan hating]] [[BlatantLies Arin's favorite game]] [[FlashBack introduces a flashback.]]
** [[http://youtu.be/Oa2roeDXh2Q?t=19m10s Danny interrupts another flashback]] with falling nutsacks.
* [[http://youtu.be/Oa2roeDXh2Q?t=12m40s They give the game a chance]] [[ForegoneConclusion before becoming a one-off.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/Oa2roeDXh2Q?t=13m50s Spoofy Halloween decorations exist.]]
!!Dog Island
* Arin and Dan naming their dog character [[EverythingsBetterWithPrincesses PRINCEF]] TAAANX.
* Their laughing over how there is a store specifically just for milk.
--> '''Danny''': "[[LogicBomb How'd they learn to use doors?]]"
--> '''Arin''': "I dunno. How'd they learn to build a door?!"
--> '''Danny''': "Also, how'd they learn to run a store? And in this economy?"
* The postman being called [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Mr. Postman.]]
* "You bet your eight tits I did!"
* The Grumps make fun of the main character's brother getting sick, sarcastically suggesting that he's on death's door. [[AccidentalTruth They're right]]. Cue their ''[[EveryoneHasStandards horrified]]'' reactions.
** Their shock that the entire game is [[SugarApocalypse actually pretty dark]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids for a children's game]]. Their brother is on their deathbed, their father is either dead or missing, they believe that this one dog gave them poisoned milk which is the cause for their brother's ailment, and there have been numerous accounts of sinking ships to THE DOG Island. Their reactions go from mildly surprised to appalled.
* Arin and Danny making fun of there being a Dog Island, then start talking about if they went on holiday to Human Island.
* This could be considered Danny's payback for their P.T. playthrough, having Arin suffer throughout and Danny try to keep it going.
* In the second episode, we get to the reason why this evolved into a series rather than a one-off-- Arin and Danny had a ''sleepless night'' beforehand thinking about the game, to the point where when Arin called him to suggest playing more, Danny immediately knew exactly what he was going to say and was in total agreement.
* Arin and Danny's reactions when PRINCEF TAAANX jumps ship:
-->'''Arin''': WHOA!!
--> '''Dany''': Oh my god! Adorable puppy overboard! ''(watches PRINCEF TAAANX struggling to swim)'' Oh, she'll [[SarcasmMode be fine!]]
-->'''Arin''': Hashtag wave! Hashtag drowning! ''(PRINCEF TAAANX vanishes under the waves)''
--> '''Danny''': [[SincerityMode OH GOD]] [[BigNo NO!!]]
* [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext "I live in a book!"]]
* The ''entire'' conversation with Amalia and Noble, with Arin and Danny turning the latter into a pimp, complete with JiveTurkey accent, and decide Amalia is one of his hoes.
--> '''Arin as Noble''': I thought I detected a fragile hint of elegance emanating from you...
--> '''Danny''': [[WhoWritesThisCrap Who wrote ''that'' line?!]]
* "DO NOT GO IN THAT ROOM!"
** "[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext PUSSY BUILT THIS PLACE, PUSSY WILL TEAR IT DOWN!]]"
* The [[AsianSpeekeeEngrish Chinaman dog]], [[CrossesTheLineTwice oh god]], for the last ten minutes.
-->'''Danny''': "Oh, I wasn't even being racist! '[[ImmediateSelfContradiction Oh]] ''[[NotHelpingYourCase herro]]''!'"
** "[[ItMakesSenseInContext This is bear ass!!!]]"
!!Hell's Kitchen
* The RunningGag of their Gordon Ramsey impression.
* The UncannyValley [[http://youtu.be/qKcZ2sbG7dk?t=43s of his still face.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/qKcZ2sbG7dk?t=1m48s Arin's shock the game has real recipes.]]
-->Video game. We're playing a video game!
* [[http://youtu.be/qKcZ2sbG7dk?t=6m55s Danny realizes they're playing]] ''VideoGame/{{Tapper}}''.
* [[http://youtu.be/qKcZ2sbG7dk?t=10m Arin decides to piss Ramsey off.]]
** [[http://youtu.be/qKcZ2sbG7dk?t=15m15s And he succeeds]] [[AntiClimax And it's disappointing.]]
!!Beavis and Butt-Head
* [[http://youtu.be/5AV3IBoZd4w?t=1m The game repeats]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment the dialogue after Arin.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/5AV3IBoZd4w?t=2m20s Their shock over their combination attack.]]
-->'''Arin:''' What the fuck?!
* [[http://youtu.be/5AV3IBoZd4w?t=4m15s Beavis dances the dance of his people.]]
* Dan's TheLoad the entire episode.
* [[http://youtu.be/5AV3IBoZd4w?t=9m50s Worst ever]] HopeSpot.
!!Dragon's Lair
* [[http://youtu.be/057te7rAGR8?t=2m39s Dan imagines Arin abandoning Suzy]] [[TalkingInBed to cuddle him after a nightmare.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/057te7rAGR8?t=5m25s Arin's PC climbs a rope weird.]]
-->'''Danny:''' [[CallBack Look what I can do!]]
* [[http://youtu.be/057te7rAGR8?t=8m10s Imagine the show without cursing.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/057te7rAGR8?t=12m10s The knight dances, bumping and jumping.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/057te7rAGR8?t=12m50s The episode ends with]] TheReveal [[spoiler: the third level loops into the first one.]]
!!Captain Novolin
* Arin brings back a reference to Larry vs. Bird: One-on-One.
** '''Arin:''' ''Duck, dude, Duck!''
-->'''Danny:''' ''Really? *ducks*''
-->'''Arin:''' ''It looks like you're pickin' a grape up offa the grooouund.''
-->'''Danny:''' ''Alright, asshole!''
!!Dragon Tales: Dragon Seek
* [[http://youtu.be/c6u591svqk4?t=2m50s Arin & Danny]] [[BlackComedy darkly characterize]] [[http://youtu.be/c6u591svqk4?t=7m35s this little girl.]]
-->'''Arin:''' I didn't find any blow in there. Do you know where to find some?
* [[http://youtu.be/c6u591svqk4?t=4m30s When they find their first dragon,]] [[OhCrap both Grumps freak out.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/c6u591svqk4?t=6m26s Danny imagines]] [[ThinkingOutLoud the oddest soliloquy from her.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/c6u591svqk4?t=9m Someone gets]] [[MushroomSamba a bad mushroom trip.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/c6u591svqk4?t=10m48s After completing the game,]] we get a ClipShow.
** [[http://youtu.be/c6u591svqk4?t=11m30s Along with]] [[RefugeInAudacity the darkest commentary ever.]]
!!Werewolf: The Last Warrior
* [[http://youtu.be/gp4WcpuB4HU?t=1m30s Dan laughs at the ridiculous protagonist.]]
** [[http://youtu.be/gp4WcpuB4HU?t=2m33s A minute later,]] [[SoBadItsGood we see his ridiculous face & fighting style.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/gp4WcpuB4HU?t=4m10s Arin makes the werewolf]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext knock where he should not.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/gp4WcpuB4HU?t=4m50s The werewolf has a ridiculous crouch walking animation.]]
-->Get out of my way, bricks!
* CoversAlwaysLie [[http://youtu.be/gp4WcpuB4HU?t=7m40s indeed!]]
* [[http://youtu.be/gp4WcpuB4HU?t=12m30s Arin fails]] [[NintendoHard ducking beneath a stretch of electric lasers.]] [[RuleOfThree Thrice.]]
!!Silent Hill: Play Novel
* [[http://youtu.be/KAJmezccjR0?t=55s The entire game's in Japanese,]] [[HilarityEnsues so Arin & Danny make up the plot.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/KAJmezccjR0?t=3m55s Arin describes to Danny]] [[PeoplePuppets how to allow other kids to hit yourself.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/KAJmezccjR0?t=6m20s Arin reveals to Dan]] [[VisualNovel they're playing a text-based game.]]
** [[http://youtu.be/KAJmezccjR0?t=6m40s Screw that,]] [[MaleFrontalNudity Barry zooms in on nuts!]]
* [[http://youtu.be/KAJmezccjR0?t=11m Dan knew a cokehead]] [[ToiletHumour who shoot poopies.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/KAJmezccjR0?t=15m Fifteen minutes in this experiment,]] [[CaptainObvious Dan realizes this is a bad idea.]]
!!Gubble
* [[http://youtu.be/JBuKb1d_0aA?t=5s Arin hits the]] DespairEventHorizon ''[[OhCrap right at the outset.]]''
-->'''Arin:''' WE'RE PLAYING FUCKING '''''GUBBLE!!!'''''
* [[SeriousBusiness After Arin plays a while,]] [[http://youtu.be/JBuKb1d_0aA?t=3m15s Dan takes control.]] [[ItsEasySoItSucks Experiencing the insanity.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/JBuKb1d_0aA?t=4m40s Arin reads]] [[ExcusePlot the plot off the instruction booklet.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/JBuKb1d_0aA?t=8m55s Arin psychoanalyzes using the bonus stage.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/JBuKb1d_0aA?t=9m55s At the end,]] [[SwappedRoles Arin's close to dying while Dan ready to play more.]]
** '''Arin:''' That's cool, though. Y'know what, [you reading up on Gubble] makes me happy, because it makes me feel like you and I have a connection, that we both love [[spoiler:'''FUCK THIS GAME, TURN IT OFF!''']]
!!Platoon
* Three-quarters through the episode, it becomes apparent that the Grumps have run afoul of the [[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd Glitch Gremlin]] when the game data goes wonky and all the graphics are horribly screwed up.
-->'''Arin:''' Woah, woah, woah! Dude, your "MOVALE" [MORALE] is gettin' crazy! ''(giggles)''\\
'''Dan:''' Yeah... ''(sees the glitch)'' AHAHAHAH!! Don't even get me started on my "CORE!" [SCORE] Oh, my-\\
''("STATUS" readout glitches to "WTATUW" and then back again)''\\
'''Arin:''' Wow, it just melted into "STATUS".\\
'''Danny:''' Yeah.\\
'''Arin:''' This is the ''weirdest'' Nintendo fuck-up I have ever seen.\\
'''Danny:''' What, you don't like my "LMTS?" [HITS]
** And then it happens again at the end of the episode:
--->'''Danny:''' Arin...\\
''("GAME OVER" letters suddenly glitch)''\\
'''Danny:''' Ohh, ''"GAME OVEV!?"'' ''(another glitch-out)'' '''''"GAMA OVAR?!?"'''''\\
''(Arin and Danny lose it)''\\
''(Screen returns to normal "GAME OVER")''\\
'''Arin:''' Nope- Just kidding!\\
'''Danny:''' Oh, man. Wow! Later!\\
'''Arin:''' Can I- I want a GIF of that.\\
'''Danny:''' "'''GAMA OVAR.'''"
** TheStinger, where the game data is so screwed up the Grumps can't even enter a name for the high score because the characters won't stop jittering.
!!Coldstone Creamery
* The Grumps opening and closing the episode with a very, very ear-wrenching rendition of "Untitled" by Simple Plan.
* Arin freaking out over the simple matter of making ice cream because the controls actually confuse him.
* Arin interprets the game's instructions a tad too literally:
-->'''Arin:''' "The Wii-mote is your hand!" OHH, GOD! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO ME!?!
* The vacant, doll-eyed stare given to the player by the female ice cream vendor on the other side of the street creeps the Grumps out.
!!Robocop
* Danny punching a bad guy in the game and making an uncomfortable "enh" sound sends Arin into hysterics.
* Danny notices Robocop's speech animation for a level cutscene is basically lazy mouth flapping and does a GagDub:
-->'''Danny:''' '''BEPBEPBEPBEP'''\\
'''Arin:''' ''(uncontrollable laughter)''
!![=BurgerTime=]
* It turns out the people who sent the Grumps this game dumped a very old, malfunctioning, and almost completely worn out NES cartridge on them. Not even 2 minutes into the episode, the game freezes. Arin has to reset it several times before it starts working again, yet its graphics begin glitching just like during the ''Platoon'' playthrough.
* While trying to get the game working, Arin uses apparently ''very'' precise wiggling and hand movements to get the game back into working condition. When he finally gets it to work, he begins yelling triumphantly, and it is amazing.
--> '''Arin:''' Bang! ''[graphics onscreen begin to resemble the playable game]'' Ya see that shit? Got it locked and loaded.
--> '''Danny:''' ''[laughing]'' Thank you to Ruben Clayford and the Espositos for sending us this shitty fucked-up copy of Burger Time!
--> '''Arin:''' Hold on, hold on, watch this, watch this, aahhh, AAAHH! ''[the graphics go back to normal]'' OH, MAGIC! You see those fucking Magic Mike fingers, goin' up your ''COOOOOOOOOOOTER!''
--> ''[Danny laughs uncontrollably]''
!!Mappy-Land
* Just as the grumps are about to finish the first level, the game glitches out and the Grumps are horrified. However, they are able to finish the level and make a lot of progress on the second level even while the background looks like an 8-Bit Jackson Pollock Painting.
* One level takes place inside a church, prompting Danny to tell another story about growing up Jewish. He apparently didn't know what a church or a cross was when he was very young, and figured the buildings with the giant "t" on them were places for people who ''really'' loved tea.
-->'''Arin:''' "It must be nice to be ''that'' stupid."
!!Yogi Bear
* Yogi's [[InnocentInnuendo ducking animation]] brings them a prime source of comedy.
!!Wall Street Kid
* The episode opens with a [[LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters cast roll of all the characters]] that will appear in the game, complete with either a PunnyName or an AlliterativeName, often both. And it ''[[OverlyLongGag just keeps going.]]''
* The game proper begins, and...[[ThisIsGonnaSuck it's a stock trading game.]] MundaneMadeAwesome it is not.
* As their first foray into the stock market, Arin and Danny decide to buy 1000 shares of [[BlandNameProduct Yapple]], only to discover they are limited to buying 7 shares at a time. These seven shares set them back ''497,000 dollars''. [[note]] This is because individual shares are stand-ins for 1000 shares already, so they accidentally bought 7000 shares. But the game didn't make this clear until later on. [[/note]]
* [[RunningGag The phone characters each seem to have something off about the way they speak.]] Ralph the real-estate agent is apparently actually a children's toy phone, Connie the secretary is actually a robot, and Stanley the stockbroker speaks in individual lines of text at a time, proper punctuation and inflections be damned.
--> '''Ralph:''' Hello, my name is Ralph! [[CallBack The duck goes quack! Quack quack quack.]]
--> '''Connie:''' COME BACK SOON FOR MORE HILARIOUS ZINGERS. I WILL DOWNLOAD MORE INTO MY JOKE DATABASE.
--> '''Stanley:''' Stocks are money which a company divides into shares! Of equal amounts! That are bought! And sold in the stock! Market!
* Dan questions why they would sit in on a stockholder's meeting when they only own a single share.
--> '''Dan:''' I bought one share of Apple. Excuse me [[Creator/SteveJobs Mr. Jobs!]] I'd like to sit in. [[MoodWhiplash Are you dead?]] [[BlackComedy I'm sorry for bothering you.]]
* [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment They buy a dog for their spouse. Why? Because she showed up and asked for one.]]
** The beginning of the game does mention "pamper your wife", and later in the game you do other things to keep your wife happy, such as buy her a new car. Of course, the Grumps didn't make it that far...
* Dan makes another CallBack, this time to Platoon, and the Grumps lament their predicament.
--> '''Dan:''' ''(on seeing the Game Over screen)'' Oh man, Gama Ovar!
--> '''Arin:''' What is that, some kind of French dog name?
--> '''Dan:''' No, that's what happened to us in Platoon. Do you remember?
--> '''Arin:''' Oh yeah...Welp!
--> '''Dan:''' Are you sad that the fucking rich kid only had half a million dollars and made a profit of forty thousand in ''two weeks''? I know: how will the rich EVER survive?
--> '''Arin:''' Yep. And considered a failure.
--> '''Dan:''' Yep, he'll never be a Benedict. ''[[GutturalGrowler You'll never be a Benedict, you don't have what it TAKES!]]''
!!Pac-In-Time
* The Grumps making fun of the very outdated nature of the games story with particularly the phrases from the 90's.
* Arin wondering why all the Pac family's faces is that of worry except the Baby.
* Danny using Pac-Man to say how he is going to kill Arins children.
* Arin starts to enjoy himself when he gets the rope.
!!Daze Before Christmas
* What starts out as a standard platformer starring Santa turns into a mishmash of which the likes Arin and Danny have never seen before on the channel. When they complete the first level, the game seemingly freezes. As it turns out, Arin's using an emulator and it turns out to be a bugged rom. What follows is Arin attempting to play other games, including a rom labeled "Chow Wai Man" which turns out to be nothing but a '''slideshow''' of pictures of Cantopop singer and actress Vivian Chow.
** When the game first switches to the emulator menu, Arin panics and attempts to cover it up while Dan [[BlatantLies angrily claims that he had no idea]].
--->'''Dan:''' (''reproachfully'') ''Arin.'' And on ''Christmas'', too.
** For bonus points, the comments section points out that the game didn't actually freeze. The Grumps selected two-player mode at the start of the game; [[FailedASpotCheck it was Dan's turn to press start]].
!!Jackie Chan: Stuntmaster
* Both of them immediately crack up over [[PolygonCeiling the horrible, blocky character designs]].
-->'''Arin:''' They all look like they have panty hose stretched over their faces.
-->'''Danny:''' They're all on their way to rob a bank.
** Both them wonder when this game came out. Arin suggest 1994, Dan thinks it came out after Pac-Man. [[spoiler: It came out in '''2000''']]
* They discover that in order to recover your health they need to drink "drawings of milk cartons."
-->'''Danny:''' I can't wait to make a drawing of me drinking it.
* Eventually, the game freezes, leaving the grumps wondering if it's loading something or not, leading Arin to remove the disk from the UsefulNotes/PlayStation and clean it to see if it responds.
!!Super Troll Island
* This episode might actually be the funniest one off video they've done since "''Mickey Mousecapade''".
* The grumps suddenly realize what kind of trolls the game was about... [[UncannyValley Troll]] [[NightmareFuel dolls]].
-->'''Danny:''' When you said we were playing Super Troll Island, I didn't... UGH, I didn't put it together it was ''these things.''
** From this point onward, the grumps begin to freak out about everything in the game. And for good reasons.
*** Special mentions go to the stage clear screen.
-->'''Danny:''' That's not even [[NightmareFuel nightmare fuel]]. That's nightmare fuel [[UpToEleven for the nightmare bus that you drive off the nightmare cliff into nightmare canyon.]]\\
'''Arin:''' That's just nightmare jet fuel!
* The game just keeps getting more and more bizarre as it progresses, which the Grumps react to accordingly.
--> '''Arin:''' [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext I'M A TORNADO!]]
* Them constantly poking fun at the programmer of the game, [[UnfortunateNames Mike Ball]].
* Arin learned about the homosexual birds and bees by sticking a pencil up his Troll doll's ass.
* [[http://cummingordrumming.com/ Cumming or Drumming]] is brought up at one point.
!!Solomon's Key
* "My name's Carl, and I'm selling vaginas left and right! Come on down to my Vagina Emporium!"
--> "We keep getting in vaginas from China. They're china vaginas. Vachinas."
** Capped off nicely with the note, "Sponsored by: Gary's China Vagina Emporium" in the lower lefthand corner.
* Arin reading some "wisdom" from Ice JJ Fish's Twitter
!! Wild Guns: Reloaded
* The episode starts with Danny singing a song about "dick cheese". Arin goes on to say Dan's been singing the song to him all day, along with a ridiculous dance.
* The Grumps experience some technical difficulties due to Danny's controller not working and Arin's accidentally pressing the PS button on the controller kicking them out of the game.
* Danny initially plays as Bullet the dog, and immediately asks to be someone else because he freaks out at the sight of the dog being killed.
!! F*ck Mr. Hatcher
* Arin has Dan play a gay porn flash game. HilarityEnsues.
* The main character is named [[UnfortunateNames Dan]], much to Danny's [[{{Squick}} dismay]] and Arin's [[{{Troll}} delight]].
-->'''Dan''': [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday This is not my fantasy]]!
* The main character commits a number of [[FetishRetardant gross sexual acts]] on his [[BestialityIsDepraved friends]] and [[BigBrotherAttraction family]] before [[DelayedReaction finally realizing he's gay]]. [[NotThatTheresAnythingWrongWithThat Dan quickly notes THAT part is fine]], it's the [[BlackComedyRape other things]] he's concerned about.
* HilariousInHindsight; the video is one of their most popular (tipping the scales at 2 million views), but Arin revealed because of the highly sexual content they couldn't monetize it on Website/YouTube. [[DidntThinkThisThrough Whoops]].
!! The Berenstain Bears on Their Own and You on Your Own
* Arin and Danny treat the entire cartoon as if it were a shooting game from the eyes of two hunters, always trying to find the right time to "TAKE THE SHOT!". The first instance is [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Phc8F0VHhDM&t=4m21s at 4:21]] and it only gets more outrageous from then on.
!! Christmas Puzzle
* Dan is loopy on flu medicine the whole time, bringing some hilarity to an otherwise unremarkable game.
-->'''Arin:''' Oh, I have to collect the coins.\\
'''Dan:''' [mumbles] Yeah of course you do, you stupid fucking bastard.\\
[they start laughing]\\
'''Arin:''' Wow! Jesus, Dan!\\
'''Dan:''' I'm sorry.\\
'''Arin:''' In your sickness, you have gotten testy.\\
'''Dan:''' "Merry Christmas," is what I meant.\\
''[Arin laughs even harder]''
!! Defender of the Crown
* Right as they start (they even accidentally skipped the title screen), Dan and Arin are met with the statistics of the characters they can play. The very first one they see does ''not'' give a good impression:
-->'''Dan:''' Wilfred of Ivanhoe! Join me! My leadership is ''AVERAGE''.
** This becomes a BrickJoke in the end of the review:
-->'''Dan:''' Okay, good game everybody! \\
'''Arin:''' Yeah, you should've been Ivanhoe, dude.\\
'''Dan:''' Yeah, I should have. God, I really could have used his ''average'' leadership.\\
!! Vice: Project Doom
* Their reactions to the title screen appearing ''after'' the first stage.
** And on how ridiculously vague and uninformative the cutscenes are. The [[WebVideo/CinemaSins pronoun game]] is strong here.
-->'''Arin:''' "You talkin' about ''him?''" "Yeah, and ''that.''" "Huh. ''That'' is pretty interesting, but not as interesting as ''this.''"
-->'''Dan:''' "What about the ''stuff?''" "I checked out the ''stuff!''" "What'd you find?" End of cutscene.
* "Ow! That's real fire."
** Made even better by Dan's intonation -- he sounds like he could just as well be on an infomercial selling fire.
-->"'''''OW!!!''''' ''That's Real Fire™''"
!! Burnout 3
* Arin ''tries'' to play the incredibly unfair Demolition Derby feature on an [[{{Sequelitis}} already widely despised game that changed hands into inferior development between 2 & 3]]. Said feature quickly displays an apparent knack for its unbalanced AI programming (among MANY other issues), and Arin is ''dogpiled'' by 24 computer opponents. [[CurbStompBattle What follows is the most pitiful and hilarious display of Arin desperately driving away and barely managing to wipe out ONE car before being wrecked, while another accidentally gets destroyed.]]
* Danny blurting out the name of every minigame that occurs, like a kid with ADHD.
* Danny gets hit by a bird and a stick and perfectly falls through two holes into the water.
-->'''Arin:''' Oh my god! You were DESTINED for that hole, dude! That fall was fuckin' prophetic!
!!Mickey Mousecapade
* '''''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-LfKbCR0MI THE ENTIRE VIDEO.]]''''' You know you have [[UptoEleven an entire video of funny]] when even ''Barry'' is putting "OHMYGODSTOPICANTBREATHE" in the description.
-->'''Dan:''' Ohh, my lungs are gonna collapse!
** To be more specific, they spend an entire 11 minutes (a full length episode) doing impressions of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywokdc8Am68 a bad Angry Video Game Nerd copycat.]] And it is [[HilarityEnsues hilarious]].
** Plus there's Danny offhandedly saying that, by chance, ''this'' will be the first Game Grumps episode his mom sees. And then he starts imagining [[SarcasmMode her praise]].
--->"Cool living you're making Dan. I'm really glad I sent you through college."
!!Skate or Die 2: The Search for Double Trouble
* Arin and Danny's reaction to finally being able to do a trick[[note]]dubbed the Whitney Houston We Have A Problem[[/note]] over the median. Followed quickly by a montage of the trick over and over to the theme song of the game.
** Earlier, their reactions to seeing their character's [[BloodlessCarnage violent deaths]], which include being ''[[HalfTheManHeUsedToBe split vertically down the middle]]'' of the median and ''getting crushed head-first'' into the median.
** Arin dubs the final trick the Beyonce Knowles No Bounds.
* The reaction to Icepick calling the main character a "poseur".
-->'''Dan!Icepick:''' Where'd you learn to ride?! [[GratuitousFrench France, where I learned to spell?!]]
!!Totally Rad
* The voices for Jake and Allison.
* Their reaction to the first boss.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLRQGRBgN_EnqIWG6TuaGLWmn9NLcaHi7P&v=pe5sYP0aiZ8&feature=player_detailpage#t=1093 Dan-Jake.]]
!!Chester Cheetah: Too Cool to Fool
* That tiny little glitch issue.
** "''Do something, Barry!''" [[spoiler: "BUY CHEETOS"]]
** Though it does give Arin and Danny time to ruminate on the postapocalyptic dystopia in which Chester Cheetah apparently lives.
* The [[CoolShades sunglasses]].
-->'''Danny:''' Are [those springs] wearing sunglasses?\\
'''Arin:''' Of course. Everything in this game is wearing sunglasses, you fucking idiot. How did you not notice that?\\
'''Danny:''' I just figured-oh Jesus, you're right. The fish-\\
'''Arin:''' [[UpToEleven The]] ''[[UpToEleven air]]'' [[UpToEleven is wearing sunglasses.]]
* Arin's epiphany.
--> '''Arin:''' This is it. This is the secret to the game.\\
'''Danny:''' This is the end.\\
'''Arin:''' I'm the ''shadow of the guitar''.\\
''[Barry zooms in on the guitar powerup with Chester Cheetah's disembodied shadow underneath it]''
!!Home Alone
* Danny's declaration of "oh, this game is terrible!" less than five seconds after the game starts.
* Arin finds a sack of cash in the toilet.
-->'''Danny:''' Oh, there's money in the deuce machine!
* The boys lose it at the lost life screen, which features a film screengrab of Kevin, with a sound clip of the famous Culkin scream, and big zoomed out text saying OH NO!, getting Arin to wonder if it's a [[Website/{{YTMND}} YTMND]].
!!Dennis the Menace
* The scary-ass giant Mr. Wilson that occasionally pops up out of absolutely nowhere to grab them and toss them out, which elicits genuine fear from Arin and Danny. It gets even better when Arin asks Danny if he wants to do a rap about him. It leaves Arin positively HOWLING with laughter afterwards. Made even funnier due to some hilarious sprite animation from Barry.
-->'''Danny:''' Give me a beat. ''*Arin starts beatboxing*'' My name is Mr. Wilson and I'm here to say / I'm gonna smack your ass in a major way / What are you doing in my basement? Get outta here!\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Danny:''' GET OUTTA HERE!!! ''*Both Arin and Danny begin to absolutely crack up*'' There you go, Barry. There's some ''fucking gold.''\\
''*They continue to crack up*''\\
'''Danny:''' Ohhhh no...it's broken us. The game has broken us.
** And [[http://youtu.be/YWPYF5thVPw?t=15m28s Arin's explanation]] of why he finds the "GET OUTTA HERE" portion of the rap so funny.
--->'''Arin:''' Because like... ''*laughs*'' ''*microphone fumbling*'' Because I just imagined Mr. Wilson like, actually rapping, and then he's just interrupted by Dennis, and he's just like "GET OUTTA HERE"...and it's like actually getting on his nerves, and he's like "GET ''OUTTA'' HERE!"
* Other such gold including:
--> "HELLO, MRS THE MENACE? DENNIS CAME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND [[MakeItLookLikeAnAccident FELL DOWN THE STAIRS AGAIN]]! '''AGAIN!''' [[CutHimselfShaving HE'S SO CLUMSY!]]"
--> "YOU SHOULD PROBABLY PUT HIM IN ''BALLET!'' THAT WOULD EMBARRASS- I MEAN... MAKE HIM BETTER AT BALANCING!"
--> "DENNIS! I'M'NA GIVE YA FIVE ACROSS THE ASS!"
---> "BAHP!!!"
--> "YOU'RE GETTIN' SEVEN ACROSS THE ASS! ...DON'T ASK, I HAD THREE OF MY FINGERS ON MY RIGHT HAND BLOWN OFF IN KOREA!"
* The entire 'butt-ball' sequence, but notably when they use it as an excuse to turn Mr. Wilson into a MemeticMolester.
-->'''Danny:''' ''(as Mr. Wilson)'' Dennis, I'm sorry I yelled at you just there. What we're gonna do now, is I'm gonna learn ya how to play buttball...seeing as you're in my basement.\\
'''Arin:''' Step one: never tell your parents.\\
'''Danny:''' Step two: [[FightClubbing NEVER TELL YOUR PARENTS!!!]]
* Dennis "twerking".
-->'''Danny:''' *singing* Ay, girl, you know that I work it, girl! Ay, girl, you know that I work it work it! Dennis the Menace, D-D-D-Dennis the Menace, D-D-D-Dennis the Menace, he's only ten! ... He should not be twerking!
* Arin and Danny losing it.
-->'''Danny:''' ''[in a staccato tone]'' I just discovered the GREATEST new Gatorade flavor. IT'S CALLED PAINT!\\
'''Arin:''' WHAT COLOR, '''''BREEN?!'''''
!!Kendo Rage
* When Jo dies, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx9X6nac5O8&t=6m16s this]] floats out of her.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx9X6nac5O8&t=6m41s The Grumps' discussion]] on whether or not to make a joke about Gangnam Style, effectively making a joke out of it in the process.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx9X6nac5O8&t=11m04s "Why do the ghosts have Scuba gear?"]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx9X6nac5O8&t=5m20s Sad Hoshi returns]]... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx9X6nac5O8&t=14m20s as a shrimp]].
** If the shrimp alone isn't enough to drive you to hysterics, Arin's laughter will.
!!Pinocchio
* Ego's impromptu beatboxing session at the end of the video.
* "When you wish upon a star, you'll play a game that's retaaaaarded...!"
* "PUT 'ER THERE!"
* A kid in the first level throwing a brick at Pinocchio then [[LaserGuidedKarma getting attacked by geese]].
* "They should have called this game Pi''[[BigNo NOOOO]]''cchio!"
* Danny and Arin's open letter to the producers of the game.
* Danny can't find any wood to make the sound Pinocchio presumably makes when he takes a "[[ToiletHumor puppet poop]]", leading to this exchange:
-->'''Danny:''' Barry, put in a wood block sound.\\
'''Barry:''' ''*wooden "plonk" noise*''\\
'''Danny:''' Thank you.
!!Goosebumps Horrorland
* The new 'Ghoul Grumps' intro, featuring Arin as Frankenstein's monster and Dan as Dracula.
-->'''Arin:''' Hey I'm Ghoul.\\
'''Danny:''' BLEH!
** Danny sings the final line in an over the top Count voice.
* During Calamity Canyon, Arin rapidly shakes the Wii Remote to make it more like an actual wooden roller coaster.
* On the first attempt of Wheel of Misfortune, Arin forgets to jump. The kid simply faceplants onto the springboard, which lamely ejects her into the water below.
-->'''Danny:''' [[CatchPhrase Nailed it!]]
* From the end:
-->'''Danny:''' Put up a [[RunningGag wolfjob]], Barry!\\
(Image of a doctor with a wolf's head)\\
'''Danny:''' But a ''Halloween'' one.\\
(A small Hershey bar is added to the bottom corner)
* From the opening cutscene of the game.
-->'''Girl''': Who is it?\\
'''Arin''': '''SATAN.'''
!!The Addams Family: Pugsley's Scavenger Hunt
* Danny and Arin notice the game sounds kind of "lonely" without any music, so they ask Barry to provide various accompaniments, starting with {{funk}}, then moving into [[TheRoaringTwenties the Charleston]] and ending with ''[[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic Scottish]] [[{{Music/Alestorm}} pirate metal]]''. Both awesome ''and'' hilarious.
!!The Amazing Frog?
* The entire episode is made even more hilarious when you remember that it is taking place at one in the morning after fourteen straight hours of grumping with both Arin and Danny being exhausted.
* Danny is playing basketball:
-->'''Danny:''' (running up to the hoop) WHITE CHOCOLATE! (he throws the ball, completely misses the hoop and falls over)\\
'''Arin:''' (looking at the camera) You're not very good are you?
* The finale of the one-off is Arin and Danny having the most inept and hilarious chase sequence ever as they fight over the crown.
** The [[IncrediblyLamePun "crowner"]] has to be when Arin (who has the crown) manages to use some exploding barrels to safely catapult himself onto the roof of a nearby building, which Danny, being a newbie to the game hasn't managed to do yet. Arin then [[TemptingFate starts gloating]] only to immediately screw it up by ''[[HowTheMightyHaveFallen falling off the roof of the building mid-gloat]]'' which allows Danny to (however briefly) take the crown. Danny does try to end the chase the moment he gets it by yelling "NEXT TIME ON GAME GRUMPS!!!" but it's clear they're having way too much fun to actually stop.
* The crown falls near a wall at one point, which due to the game's [[SomeDexterityRequired quirks]] means they repeatedly try to wear the crown only to walk into the wall and drop it.
** Which is then finished by Arin suddenly getting launched thousands of feet into the air for no apparent reason, unable to do a thing about it.
*** About half way down, Arin's frog seems to be ''[[IFellForHours resting its head on its hand casually.]]''
*** "He'll never make it..."
** "Oh man look behind you; I'm like the Terminator coming up".
*
-->'''Danny:''' BARRY DO SOMETHING!\\
'''Barry:''' *makes a bunch of frogs fall onto the screen with the text "RELEASE THE FROGS"*
* Any time Danny accents an underwhelming jump or fall with a weak grunt. Especially effective after a kamikaze scream.
!!Endless Ocean
* Arin's "Australian" accent.
** "OI! THAT'S A SPLENDID NAME THAT IS!"
* When they meet Kat, a female NPC, they then start to act out the game as if it's a porno, even voicing out motion controls in smooth, totally relaxed voices. The results are hysterical.
-->'''Danny:''' Let's try licking vagina. Press the A button and shake the controller vigorously.\\
'''Arin:''' Not vigorous enough. Harder. Harder.\\
'''Danny:''' Don't be a gentlemen about it. Really fuckin' go wild. ''(both of them start to crack up)''
* When the grumps go back on the boat, they receive new mail. When they go to check it out, a brand new penguin is seen. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRdSj4iP-f4&feature=youtu.be&t=32m29s Their reactions of surprise and awe must be heard.]]
** "Press B to have me step on your face!"
* The last two minutes of the huge 44 minute extravaganza featuring Danny and Arin doing an interpretive dance to Music/HayleyWestenra's ''Prayer''. [[https://twitter.com/HayleyWestenra/status/410520849070825472 Which Hayley herself has seen and commented on!]]
* Can we just say that the whole episode was just one extra long [=CMoF=]?
* The RunningGag of calling penguins "Pandas".
* Danny talking for the penguin.
-->''I hate jews!''
* Arin referring to a manta ray as a [[CallBack "Flap Flap"]].
* A feature of the game allows you to pet the animals in order to learn their names, causing Danny and Arin to joke about fondling wildlife and how unrealistic it is compared to RealLife.
** It gets to the point where they joke about what would happen if they tried to pet more dangerous fish like barracuda and sharks.
-->"You've discovered a humpback whale calf. Punch it to enrage the mother."
!!Ninjabread Man
* Their reacting to the fact that this game is essentially a reskin of the game they played the day before, Trixie in Toyland. Keep in mind this was completely unplanned.
** Made even better when Danny realizes that the company that made both is called "Conspiracy Entertainment".
* The Grumps acting gay for Barry leading to Arin's story of "The D Club". [[http://youtu.be/7gA_PU4VuhQ?t=12m33s It has be heard to be believed]].
--->'''Danny:''' Have you ''docked'' with Barry?\\
'''Arin:''' No, not with Barry! It was with another man.\\
'''Danny:''' Really? Like, swordplay?\\
'''Arin:''' [[FlatYes Yeah.]]\\
'''Danny:''' So, just like, fuckin', like, knock your junk around together?\\
'''Arin:''' Yeah, it was funny.\\
'''Danny:''' Did you really?!\\
'''Arin:''' Yeah, it was funny.\\
'''Danny:''' ''You've touched dicks with another guy?!''\\
'''Arin:''' [[RuleOfThree Yeah, it was funny.]]
** Danny is so stunned that he actually has to go out of the room and ask Suzy whether or not Arin is telling the truth. Cue a half minute of silence... and then Danny ''thundering'' into the room in complete shock before recounting the conversation complete with Suzy impersonation.
--->'''Danny:''' ''*Throws the door open*'' '''''[[BigOMG OH MY GOD! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!]]'''''
*** It's not complete silence; right before Danny comes back into the room, he can be heard howling with laughter ''through the closed door.''
** Right after Danny does the Suzy impression, both him and Arin more or less ''collapse'' into laughter.
!!Hello Kitty Seasons
* Danny offering Hayley Westenra the opportunity to sing a song about [[CrackShip Kraid fucking Samus]]. Arin pipes in that it could "re-jump start the career."
* "WHERE'S MY TREAT?!"
* Mama Puss.
* After Hello Kitty makes Jaeij the assistant Mayor, Danny says, "Talk to the Mayor- Press A for corruption!" and Arin cracks up.
*
-->'''Danny:''' Next time on Game Grumps, we'll figure out how to do this shit!\\
'''Arin:''' No, fuck that shit, I'm not wasting someone's episode on this.\\
''''Danny:''' Wha- Dude, you're the one who refuses to find out how to play the game! \\
'''Arin:''' I don't- That's not important! ''(Danny laughs}''
* ''BROTHER'S DEAD!'' Made even funnier by Danny laughing like he's never laughed before.
* At the end it's revealed that the only reason they included this as part of their Holiday-themed Game Grumps one-offs is because of the word "holiday" in the name, and the game otherwise ''has nothing to do with Christmas'', as they both find out after the fact!
!!B.O.B.
* When the title character dies, he says "[[TotallyRadical Robo Bogus!]]". The Grumps then imagine how proud the writer must be of this, to the point where he calls his wife and nonchalantly demands that she have sex with him for his "accomplishment".
* About halfway through the episode, the game crashes, but the capture continues, prompting Arin and Danny to do a podcast.
** Soon after it starts, discussion turns to a picture of a [[Series/LambChopsPlayAlong Lamb Chop]] puppet on Arin's computer that Danny is freaked out by.
*** The best thing about this is how, when Danny is about to bring it up, Arin insists that he doesn't and claims it's a private matter. Considering what we've heard from him before, this is kind of ridiculous.
** [[spoiler: Near the end of the podcast, when talking about how professional they are, Arin can't contain his laughter as he feels something coming on... before Danny can stop him, he manages to let loose a fart into the microphone.]]
** And then of course, there's the [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext flying]] [[EnsembleDarkhorse ham]] [[MemeticMutation burger]].
!!D-Force
* Danny's intro line.
--> '''Danny:''' When a man graduates from the [[CallBack D-Club]]...he joins the ''D-Force.''
* "THEY'VE GOT CHEERIOS!"
!!The Adventures of Tom Sawyer
* Before this episode, Arin played the game to ensure the NES worked. His recalls his WTF-ness in realizing this was one of Dan's favorite games.
* While Arin struggles with the first level, Dan reveals his playstyle: running like a maniac while frantically tossing stones.
* Air-topus! Along with their shock at how well drawn the octopus boss is compared to the rest of the game.
** Continues as a RunningGag with the crocodile boss.
* They forget who sent them the game, so Arin retrieves the name. Walking in front of Dan while he plays, and conversing with him during the search.
* Arin's OMG to being covered at ink, calling the octopi sassy. "Mmm, now you're blue!"
* Arin's first time on the raft, and he jumps, drowning into the water. HilarityEnsues.
-->'''Arin:'''Woo...OMG...Holy Shit!\\
''*Danny laughs*''\\
'''Arin:''' I didn't know you could do that! You didn't warn me!\\
'''Danny:''' Uh...dude, I haven't played this game in over twenty years.\\
'''Arin:''' That's fuckin' fucked up, dude! (Danny laughs) You screwed me.
** Arin's [[SarcasmMode raft mastery]] continues by pressing the wrong button, drowning literally THREE SECONDS after restarting his turn on the level.
* The shock at how a baker's dozen means thirteen. MIND! BLOWN!
* Barry's OH YEAH! to the crocodile boss. Also, Arin & Dan assuming the boss battle is really the crocodile continually scratching its butt and yawning in relief.
* Their laughter to the enemies in Stage Three, and their absolute joy to Tom's pelican ride.
* The fact they are willing to play more past the half hour but are not wanting to subject their audience to the gameplay. Cue the comments BEGGING the Grumps to play more of the game.
!!The 3-D Battles of World Runner
* [[BlatantLies The awesome 3-D]] at the beginning.
* When the game pauses, the main character sits down for a nap.
!!Lizzie [=McGuire=] 3: Homecoming Havoc
* Arin accidentally skipping over the ExcusePlot.
* Arin & Danny making SeriousBusiness over ''every'' minigame.
*
-->'''Danny:''' You missed the cream pie! [[spoiler: That's my favorite part of any porn!]]
* Danny's daily emotions are [[BigNo Oh God NO!]] & [[BigYes Fuck Yeah!]]
* Lizzie's dance moves named after various Jacksons & Godzilla characters.
!!The Daring Game for Girls
* "Thank you, Anne Frank."
* The bizarre walk of the avatar, which Arin describes as 'hobbling'.
* This exchange:
-->'''Danny''': ''(as a character)'' How do I know I can trust you?\\
'''Arin''': Maybe a ''friendship bracelet'' could do the trick?! ''(They both laugh incredulously)''
* "Oh shit! I wasted my money on useless garbage!"
* Danny claiming Frankenstein is a book about Jews.
* "Hi, Stilt Girl! ... I'm gonna... go... "
* Mother Theresa's lesser sister, Smother Theresa.
* Arin and Danny's shock when they find an actual male in the game.
* "$4000 for a first aid kit? Thanks, ''Obama!''"
* '''Arin:'''[[http://youtu.be/if33avVMk0M?t=40s Let's play]] this condescending [[GenderDynamicsIndex sexist]] [[WhoWritesThisCrap piece of garbage!]]
* [[http://youtu.be/if33avVMk0M?t=13m20s Arin learns]] [[EdutainmentGame from the game.]]
-->I'm coming out of it as [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVm5L0_yCSs a budding young woman!]]
* [[WeReallyDoCare The Grumps]] get [[http://youtu.be/if33avVMk0M?t=14m56s into a minigame.]]
** [[TechDemoGame Followed by]] [[http://youtu.be/if33avVMk0M?t=17m10s the oddest game of tetherball.]]
--->'''Time to cut off the head!'''
!!Build-A-Bear Workshop
* The sheer creepiness of all the stuffed animals in the game. They look like regular stuffed animals and move around in a very human-like manner.
-->'''Arin:''' [[http://youtu.be/usXxUHH80r0?t=1m31s I feel like you could take a screenshot of this and say it's a horror game.]]\\
'''Danny:''' Oh absolutely.\\
'''Arin:''' ''(In a creepy voice)'' Do you want to play with us?\\
'''Danny:''' It's like that scene in Manga/{{Akira}} where the fucking teddy bear comes to life and murders everything.
* '''Barry:''' Honey, you know it's [[IncrediblyLamePun unbearable.]]
* The fact that nearly everything has a horrible pun attached to it. A teddy bear named Bearemy, a bunny named Pawlette, the phrase "pawesome," and the ship used to get to different islands is the Friend Ship.
* They choose a creepy looking turtle as their character. Arin asks Barry to zoom in on his face.
-->'''Arin:''' ''(In a creepy voice, as fire and footage of atomic explosions are overlayed over the turtle's face)'' I've seen the end of the world. It is terrifying. It makes my blood boil. I wish for all the people of the land...to know my strength. I will become the ender of worlds.
* When they are given the opportunity to pick a sound for their creature to make, Arin believes one of the options should be a murder happening in the distance.
-->'''Arin:''' ''(Far away from the mic, occasionally punching a cardboard box)'' "Get over here you fucking-!" "No, don't hurt me, no! Please! Please!" "DON'T YOU FUCKING MOVE!" "No, please! Don't hurt me! No, God, OW! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!" ''(In a squeaky voice)'' "I love you!"
* '''Arin:''' [[http://youtu.be/usXxUHH80r0?t=6m I'm going with this.]]
-->'''Danny:'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVm5L0_yCSs Of course you are.]]
* [[GoMadFromTheRevelation Arin's addicted]] to [[http://youtu.be/usXxUHH80r0?t=12m58s hi-fiving a stuffed turtle.]]
!!Ducktales
* [[ComicBook/DisneyDucksComicUniverse Scrooge McDuck]], [[http://youtu.be/xaByJVthapM?t=1m55s expert headbanger.]]
* What a [[RunningGag sassy]] [[http://youtu.be/xaByJVthapM?t=5m17s space alien.]]
* [[BlackComedy One of the nephews]] has [[http://youtu.be/xaByJVthapM?t=6m18s helpful advice.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/xaByJVthapM?t=9m18s You don't see that]] [[GameBreakingBug often.]]
!!Kabuki Quantum Fighter
* The [[ScrollingText slow text crawl]] in the game's opening.
** Danny [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/UsefulNotes/BarackObama Obama's]] this [[http://youtu.be/7SpAmRt5TA8?t=1m40s at one point.]]
* Attention! [[http://youtu.be/7SpAmRt5TA8?t=7m15s My taint!]]
* Their reaction to the odd backgrounds and enemies during the game.
** Wow. [[http://youtu.be/7SpAmRt5TA8?t=8m5s This enemy is non-threatening.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/7SpAmRt5TA8?t=10m The fandom apparently has sent]] Danny [[TrademarkFavoriteFood too many Skittles.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/7SpAmRt5TA8?t=12m Danny]] references [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFIhsJsDwbM Old School Afternoon.]]
-->'''Arin:''' What the fuck are you talking about?!
*
-->'''Danny:''' [[http://youtu.be/7SpAmRt5TA8?t=17m30s Can't get hit again!]]
-->What did I just say?
* Just as Arin gets a cool weapon, [[http://youtu.be/7SpAmRt5TA8?t=19m16s he fails to make a jump.]]
!!V.I.P.
* The ProlongedPrologue is...wow.
-->'''Danny:'''[[http://youtu.be/kDFc5bIXQn0?t=1m10s Did they just do the Batman transition?]]\\
'''Arin:'''It's just a pair of boobies.
* The Sobaditsgood Gameplay compliments the DeadpanSnarker Grumps so well.
* [[http://youtu.be/kDFc5bIXQn0?t=8m10s Who knew]] Creator/PamelaAnderson had SuperStrength?
* The BonusMaterial is...[[http://youtu.be/kDFc5bIXQn0?t=11m30s wow.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/kDFc5bIXQn0?t=14m50s The Howie scream]] is new to Danny.
* A new Game Grumps Versus - [[http://youtu.be/kDFc5bIXQn0?t=17m20s who's a pretty pretty princess?]]
* [[http://youtu.be/kDFc5bIXQn0?t=18m55s They didn't crop out the white!]]
!! Play with the Teletubbies
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ots8wmwayP8 The whole thing.]] They spend most of the episode alternating between being horrified and cracking incredibly dark jokes.
-->'''[[DespairEventHorizon Danny:]]''' ''Oh''...''no''...''no''
** Special mention goes to the live-action segment with the dog.
--->'''Arin:''' WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?\\
'''Danny:''' That's a dog, Arin.
* The entire duck sequence.
-->'''PA System:''' Duck goes quack. Quack, quack, quack. Duck goes quack, quack, quack.\\
'''Danny:''' (imitating PA System) You are... in hell. (makes fart noise as PA descends into the ground)
** '''Arin:''' (whispering) This some [[Literature/NineteenEightyFour Big Brother]] shit this is the sign of the apocalypse."
* Arin leaving to hang himself and the accompanying audio.
* This dialogue:
-->'''Girl:''' (Dog drinking water) "Alex always like a drink in the park."\\
'''Danny (as Girl):''' "[[LethallyStupid I made it drink gasoline.]]" (Dan and Arin laugh) "[[InsaneTrollLogic I thought it would make him go faster.]]"\\
'''Arin (as Girl):''' "[[CaptainOblivious And then he went to sleep!]] We left him there- [[SuddenlyShouting AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!]] He came back. But when we realized he wasn't the same dog,"\\
'''Danny (as Girl):''' "[[KillAndReplace This wasn't my dad.]]"\\
'''Arin (as Girl):''' "[[QuietCryForHelp Please help.]]"
* The Grumps spend the video continually switching between exasperation and fear.
* The funniest part of it all isn't even in the video. One of the comments is from the official Teletubbies [=YouTube=] channel: "Thank you so much for playing! We look forward to seeing you again!"
!!VideoGame/ToejamAndEarl
* At the outset, Dan's SeriousBusiness [[http://youtu.be/I6XY1pifXc8?t=45s about in-game text.]]
* WhatIf they act different [[http://youtu.be/I6XY1pifXc8?t=3m20s inside the elevator?]]
* [[http://youtu.be/I6XY1pifXc8?t=4m10s Arin & Danny dance in love]] with [[DancingIsSeriousBusiness video game sprites.]]
-->I got too much groove in my chive!
* [[http://youtu.be/I6XY1pifXc8?t=7m20s Dan falls off]] [[FlatWorld a world's edge.]] HilarityEnsues.
!![[VideoGame/TransformersConvoyNoNazo Transformers: Mystery of Convoy]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUIM7qhkUmw The intro's]] [[WorldOfHam beautiful.]]
** The Grimlock toy that Ross is holding constantly changes between shots.
* [[http://youtu.be/YUIM7qhkUmw?t=1m40s One of them screams]] everytime to the EpilepticFlashingLights.
* The RunningGag of [[UsefulNotes/MicrosoftWindows the Pop Up Windows.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/YUIM7qhkUmw?t=9m54s Later, the controller stops working,]] [[ThereIsAGod sparing Arin further suffering.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/YUIM7qhkUmw?t=11m10s The episode ends]] with Dan reading a GoodBadTranslation.
!!Hannah Montana: The Movie
* [[http://youtu.be/eA44OCgOCgw?t=1m40s This is the type of dress that says]] [[ForeShadowing I'm going to be a slut in four or five years!]]
* [[HellIsThatNoise The odd sounds]] [[http://youtu.be/eA44OCgOCgw?t=2m10s from playing the minigames.]]
** Arin imagines [[http://youtu.be/eA44OCgOCgw?t=13m25s Hannah talking with his guitarist.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/eA44OCgOCgw?t=6m Arin gives Hannah]] [[GoingThroughTheMotions an odd walk.]]
* Arin's SeriousBusiness [[http://youtu.be/eA44OCgOCgw?t=8m dressing Hannah.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/eA44OCgOCgw?t=15m14s Fifteen minutes into the game,]] [[SecretIdentityIdentity the real plot begins.]]
** The Grumps imagine Miley as a SpoiledBrat.
--->'''Helicopter Pilot:''' Miley, we brought in the rare spices from another dimension!\\
'''Miley:''' (seething) I asked for my ''diamond helicopter.''
** ''"Servants!'' Bring me a cow! I want to ''slaughter'' it!"
* [[http://youtu.be/eA44OCgOCgw?t=17m50s Hey Dan]]...[[ForeignQueasine eat the butterfly.]]
!!P.T.
* Dan gets more and more freaked out as the game goes on. It culminates in him putting an end to the playthrough after [[JumpScare Lisa rushes at the screen]].
-->'''Dan:''' Okay. Okay! OKAY!!! ALRIGHT, WE'RE DONE! WE'RE DONE!!! GAME'S OVER! ALRIGHT NEXT TIME ON GAME GRUMPS!! WE ALL HAD A GOOD TIME! ''*Terrified laughter*'' GOOD TIME! OKAY! Okay...yup. Wait, wait, wait Wait! Yes... I ''shit'' myself.
* For most of the playthrough Danny desperately tries to get the episode to end. As in you can tell he genuinely and so very '''very''' badly just wants be done with it. Arin won't let him.
-->'''Dan:''' Okay. Arin?\\
'''Arin:''' Yeah?\\
'''Dan:''' ''Next time on '''fucking''' Game Grumps!'' I am '''''done!'''''\\
'''Arin:''' No. What are you talking about?\\
'''Dan:''' I am '''''done!''''' ''I do not like this.'' I am having a ''terrible'' time!\\
'''Arin:''' But there's so much more!\\
'''Dan:''' Noooo moooore!
** Even better, ''the game won't let it end.''
--->'''Dan:''' Okay, y'know what, Arin?\\
'''Arin:''' Yeah?\\
'''Dan:''' Think I'm done! Think we're calling this—\\
[''camera pulls back, revealing the words "no turning back now" scribbled on the wall'']\\
'''Dan:''' "No turning ba"—yes there is! Shut up, ''game!''\\
''*Arin laughs*''\\
'''Dan:''' '''''You don't fuckin' know me!''' You don't know my life, bitch!''
* The evolution of their relationship with the deformed fetus in the sink, which quickly becomes one of the less terrifying parts of the game.
* The first time Lisa appears in the hallway under the light, both of them are stunned into silence for several seconds. Danny finally breaks the silence by saying, "Okay."
!!Kung Fu
* [[http://youtu.be/Cx5yzrrq9ow?t=30s Dan dances Thriller.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/Cx5yzrrq9ow?t=2m55s Oh God! The midget!]]
* [[http://youtu.be/Cx5yzrrq9ow?t=4m20s Arin reacts to beating half the game.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/Cx5yzrrq9ow?t=5m Dan loses to a]] UniqueEnemy.
* [[http://youtu.be/Cx5yzrrq9ow?t=9m40s Dan has trouble killing a giant.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/Cx5yzrrq9ow?t=15m Dan fights the]] FinalBoss.
!!The Goonies
* [[http://youtu.be/Oa2roeDXh2Q?t=2m15s Danny realizes his PC]] [[RoundhouseKick kicks like a theater star.]]
-->FAME! I'm gonna live forever!
* [[http://youtu.be/Oa2roeDXh2Q?t=4m40s Dan hating]] [[BlatantLies Arin's favorite game]] [[FlashBack introduces a flashback.]]
** [[http://youtu.be/Oa2roeDXh2Q?t=19m10s Danny interrupts another flashback]] with falling nutsacks.
* [[http://youtu.be/Oa2roeDXh2Q?t=12m40s They give the game a chance]] [[ForegoneConclusion before becoming a one-off.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/Oa2roeDXh2Q?t=13m50s Spoofy Halloween decorations exist.]]
!!Dog Island
* Arin and Dan naming their dog character [[EverythingsBetterWithPrincesses PRINCEF]] TAAANX.
* Their laughing over how there is a store specifically just for milk.
--> '''Danny''': "[[LogicBomb How'd they learn to use doors?]]"
--> '''Arin''': "I dunno. How'd they learn to build a door?!"
--> '''Danny''': "Also, how'd they learn to run a store? And in this economy?"
* The postman being called [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Mr. Postman.]]
* "You bet your eight tits I did!"
* The Grumps make fun of the main character's brother getting sick, sarcastically suggesting that he's on death's door. [[AccidentalTruth They're right]]. Cue their ''[[EveryoneHasStandards horrified]]'' reactions.
** Their shock that the entire game is [[SugarApocalypse actually pretty dark]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids for a children's game]]. Their brother is on their deathbed, their father is either dead or missing, they believe that this one dog gave them poisoned milk which is the cause for their brother's ailment, and there have been numerous accounts of sinking ships to THE DOG Island. Their reactions go from mildly surprised to appalled.
* Arin and Danny making fun of there being a Dog Island, then start talking about if they went on holiday to Human Island.
* This could be considered Danny's payback for their P.T. playthrough, having Arin suffer throughout and Danny try to keep it going.
* In the second episode, we get to the reason why this evolved into a series rather than a one-off-- Arin and Danny had a ''sleepless night'' beforehand thinking about the game, to the point where when Arin called him to suggest playing more, Danny immediately knew exactly what he was going to say and was in total agreement.
* Arin and Danny's reactions when PRINCEF TAAANX jumps ship:
-->'''Arin''': WHOA!!
--> '''Dany''': Oh my god! Adorable puppy overboard! ''(watches PRINCEF TAAANX struggling to swim)'' Oh, she'll [[SarcasmMode be fine!]]
-->'''Arin''': Hashtag wave! Hashtag drowning! ''(PRINCEF TAAANX vanishes under the waves)''
--> '''Danny''': [[SincerityMode OH GOD]] [[BigNo NO!!]]
* [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext "I live in a book!"]]
* The ''entire'' conversation with Amalia and Noble, with Arin and Danny turning the latter into a pimp, complete with JiveTurkey accent, and decide Amalia is one of his hoes.
--> '''Arin as Noble''': I thought I detected a fragile hint of elegance emanating from you...
--> '''Danny''': [[WhoWritesThisCrap Who wrote ''that'' line?!]]
* "DO NOT GO IN THAT ROOM!"
** "[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext PUSSY BUILT THIS PLACE, PUSSY WILL TEAR IT DOWN!]]"
* The [[AsianSpeekeeEngrish Chinaman dog]], [[CrossesTheLineTwice oh god]], for the last ten minutes.
-->'''Danny''': "Oh, I wasn't even being racist! '[[ImmediateSelfContradiction Oh]] ''[[NotHelpingYourCase herro]]''!'"
** "[[ItMakesSenseInContext This is bear ass!!!]]"
!!Hell's Kitchen
* The RunningGag of their Gordon Ramsey impression.
* The UncannyValley [[http://youtu.be/qKcZ2sbG7dk?t=43s of his still face.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/qKcZ2sbG7dk?t=1m48s Arin's shock the game has real recipes.]]
-->Video game. We're playing a video game!
* [[http://youtu.be/qKcZ2sbG7dk?t=6m55s Danny realizes they're playing]] ''VideoGame/{{Tapper}}''.
* [[http://youtu.be/qKcZ2sbG7dk?t=10m Arin decides to piss Ramsey off.]]
** [[http://youtu.be/qKcZ2sbG7dk?t=15m15s And he succeeds]] [[AntiClimax And it's disappointing.]]
!!Beavis and Butt-Head
* [[http://youtu.be/5AV3IBoZd4w?t=1m The game repeats]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment the dialogue after Arin.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/5AV3IBoZd4w?t=2m20s Their shock over their combination attack.]]
-->'''Arin:''' What the fuck?!
* [[http://youtu.be/5AV3IBoZd4w?t=4m15s Beavis dances the dance of his people.]]
* Dan's TheLoad the entire episode.
* [[http://youtu.be/5AV3IBoZd4w?t=9m50s Worst ever]] HopeSpot.
!!Dragon's Lair
* [[http://youtu.be/057te7rAGR8?t=2m39s Dan imagines Arin abandoning Suzy]] [[TalkingInBed to cuddle him after a nightmare.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/057te7rAGR8?t=5m25s Arin's PC climbs a rope weird.]]
-->'''Danny:''' [[CallBack Look what I can do!]]
* [[http://youtu.be/057te7rAGR8?t=8m10s Imagine the show without cursing.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/057te7rAGR8?t=12m10s The knight dances, bumping and jumping.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/057te7rAGR8?t=12m50s The episode ends with]] TheReveal [[spoiler: the third level loops into the first one.]]
!!Captain Novolin
* Arin brings back a reference to Larry vs. Bird: One-on-One.
** '''Arin:''' ''Duck, dude, Duck!''
-->'''Danny:''' ''Really? *ducks*''
-->'''Arin:''' ''It looks like you're pickin' a grape up offa the grooouund.''
-->'''Danny:''' ''Alright, asshole!''
!!Dragon Tales: Dragon Seek
* [[http://youtu.be/c6u591svqk4?t=2m50s Arin & Danny]] [[BlackComedy darkly characterize]] [[http://youtu.be/c6u591svqk4?t=7m35s this little girl.]]
-->'''Arin:''' I didn't find any blow in there. Do you know where to find some?
* [[http://youtu.be/c6u591svqk4?t=4m30s When they find their first dragon,]] [[OhCrap both Grumps freak out.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/c6u591svqk4?t=6m26s Danny imagines]] [[ThinkingOutLoud the oddest soliloquy from her.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/c6u591svqk4?t=9m Someone gets]] [[MushroomSamba a bad mushroom trip.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/c6u591svqk4?t=10m48s After completing the game,]] we get a ClipShow.
** [[http://youtu.be/c6u591svqk4?t=11m30s Along with]] [[RefugeInAudacity the darkest commentary ever.]]
!!Werewolf: The Last Warrior
* [[http://youtu.be/gp4WcpuB4HU?t=1m30s Dan laughs at the ridiculous protagonist.]]
** [[http://youtu.be/gp4WcpuB4HU?t=2m33s A minute later,]] [[SoBadItsGood we see his ridiculous face & fighting style.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/gp4WcpuB4HU?t=4m10s Arin makes the werewolf]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext knock where he should not.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/gp4WcpuB4HU?t=4m50s The werewolf has a ridiculous crouch walking animation.]]
-->Get out of my way, bricks!
* CoversAlwaysLie [[http://youtu.be/gp4WcpuB4HU?t=7m40s indeed!]]
* [[http://youtu.be/gp4WcpuB4HU?t=12m30s Arin fails]] [[NintendoHard ducking beneath a stretch of electric lasers.]] [[RuleOfThree Thrice.]]
!!Silent Hill: Play Novel
* [[http://youtu.be/KAJmezccjR0?t=55s The entire game's in Japanese,]] [[HilarityEnsues so Arin & Danny make up the plot.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/KAJmezccjR0?t=3m55s Arin describes to Danny]] [[PeoplePuppets how to allow other kids to hit yourself.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/KAJmezccjR0?t=6m20s Arin reveals to Dan]] [[VisualNovel they're playing a text-based game.]]
** [[http://youtu.be/KAJmezccjR0?t=6m40s Screw that,]] [[MaleFrontalNudity Barry zooms in on nuts!]]
* [[http://youtu.be/KAJmezccjR0?t=11m Dan knew a cokehead]] [[ToiletHumour who shoot poopies.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/KAJmezccjR0?t=15m Fifteen minutes in this experiment,]] [[CaptainObvious Dan realizes this is a bad idea.]]
!!Gubble
* [[http://youtu.be/JBuKb1d_0aA?t=5s Arin hits the]] DespairEventHorizon ''[[OhCrap right at the outset.]]''
-->'''Arin:''' WE'RE PLAYING FUCKING '''''GUBBLE!!!'''''
* [[SeriousBusiness After Arin plays a while,]] [[http://youtu.be/JBuKb1d_0aA?t=3m15s Dan takes control.]] [[ItsEasySoItSucks Experiencing the insanity.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/JBuKb1d_0aA?t=4m40s Arin reads]] [[ExcusePlot the plot off the instruction booklet.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/JBuKb1d_0aA?t=8m55s Arin psychoanalyzes using the bonus stage.]]
* [[http://youtu.be/JBuKb1d_0aA?t=9m55s At the end,]] [[SwappedRoles Arin's close to dying while Dan ready to play more.]]
** '''Arin:''' That's cool, though. Y'know what, [you reading up on Gubble] makes me happy, because it makes me feel like you and I have a connection, that we both love [[spoiler:'''FUCK THIS GAME, TURN IT OFF!''']]
!!Platoon
* Three-quarters through the episode, it becomes apparent that the Grumps have run afoul of the [[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd Glitch Gremlin]] when the game data goes wonky and all the graphics are horribly screwed up.
-->'''Arin:''' Woah, woah, woah! Dude, your "MOVALE" [MORALE] is gettin' crazy! ''(giggles)''\\
'''Dan:''' Yeah... ''(sees the glitch)'' AHAHAHAH!! Don't even get me started on my "CORE!" [SCORE] Oh, my-\\
''("STATUS" readout glitches to "WTATUW" and then back again)''\\
'''Arin:''' Wow, it just melted into "STATUS".\\
'''Danny:''' Yeah.\\
'''Arin:''' This is the ''weirdest'' Nintendo fuck-up I have ever seen.\\
'''Danny:''' What, you don't like my "LMTS?" [HITS]
** And then it happens again at the end of the episode:
--->'''Danny:''' Arin...\\
''("GAME OVER" letters suddenly glitch)''\\
'''Danny:''' Ohh, ''"GAME OVEV!?"'' ''(another glitch-out)'' '''''"GAMA OVAR?!?"'''''\\
''(Arin and Danny lose it)''\\
''(Screen returns to normal "GAME OVER")''\\
'''Arin:''' Nope- Just kidding!\\
'''Danny:''' Oh, man. Wow! Later!\\
'''Arin:''' Can I- I want a GIF of that.\\
'''Danny:''' "'''GAMA OVAR.'''"
** TheStinger, where the game data is so screwed up the Grumps can't even enter a name for the high score because the characters won't stop jittering.
!!Coldstone Creamery
* The Grumps opening and closing the episode with a very, very ear-wrenching rendition of "Untitled" by Simple Plan.
* Arin freaking out over the simple matter of making ice cream because the controls actually confuse him.
* Arin interprets the game's instructions a tad too literally:
-->'''Arin:''' "The Wii-mote is your hand!" OHH, GOD! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO ME!?!
* The vacant, doll-eyed stare given to the player by the female ice cream vendor on the other side of the street creeps the Grumps out.
!!Robocop
* Danny punching a bad guy in the game and making an uncomfortable "enh" sound sends Arin into hysterics.
* Danny notices Robocop's speech animation for a level cutscene is basically lazy mouth flapping and does a GagDub:
-->'''Danny:''' '''BEPBEPBEPBEP'''\\
'''Arin:''' ''(uncontrollable laughter)''
!![=BurgerTime=]
* It turns out the people who sent the Grumps this game dumped a very old, malfunctioning, and almost completely worn out NES cartridge on them. Not even 2 minutes into the episode, the game freezes. Arin has to reset it several times before it starts working again, yet its graphics begin glitching just like during the ''Platoon'' playthrough.
* While trying to get the game working, Arin uses apparently ''very'' precise wiggling and hand movements to get the game back into working condition. When he finally gets it to work, he begins yelling triumphantly, and it is amazing.
--> '''Arin:''' Bang! ''[graphics onscreen begin to resemble the playable game]'' Ya see that shit? Got it locked and loaded.
--> '''Danny:''' ''[laughing]'' Thank you to Ruben Clayford and the Espositos for sending us this shitty fucked-up copy of Burger Time!
--> '''Arin:''' Hold on, hold on, watch this, watch this, aahhh, AAAHH! ''[the graphics go back to normal]'' OH, MAGIC! You see those fucking Magic Mike fingers, goin' up your ''COOOOOOOOOOOTER!''
--> ''[Danny laughs uncontrollably]''
!!Mappy-Land
* Just as the grumps are about to finish the first level, the game glitches out and the Grumps are horrified. However, they are able to finish the level and make a lot of progress on the second level even while the background looks like an 8-Bit Jackson Pollock Painting.
* One level takes place inside a church, prompting Danny to tell another story about growing up Jewish. He apparently didn't know what a church or a cross was when he was very young, and figured the buildings with the giant "t" on them were places for people who ''really'' loved tea.
-->'''Arin:''' "It must be nice to be ''that'' stupid."
!!Yogi Bear
* Yogi's [[InnocentInnuendo ducking animation]] brings them a prime source of comedy.
!!Wall Street Kid
* The episode opens with a [[LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters cast roll of all the characters]] that will appear in the game, complete with either a PunnyName or an AlliterativeName, often both. And it ''[[OverlyLongGag just keeps going.]]''
* The game proper begins, and...[[ThisIsGonnaSuck it's a stock trading game.]] MundaneMadeAwesome it is not.
* As their first foray into the stock market, Arin and Danny decide to buy 1000 shares of [[BlandNameProduct Yapple]], only to discover they are limited to buying 7 shares at a time. These seven shares set them back ''497,000 dollars''. [[note]] This is because individual shares are stand-ins for 1000 shares already, so they accidentally bought 7000 shares. But the game didn't make this clear until later on. [[/note]]
* [[RunningGag The phone characters each seem to have something off about the way they speak.]] Ralph the real-estate agent is apparently actually a children's toy phone, Connie the secretary is actually a robot, and Stanley the stockbroker speaks in individual lines of text at a time, proper punctuation and inflections be damned.
--> '''Ralph:''' Hello, my name is Ralph! [[CallBack The duck goes quack! Quack quack quack.]]
--> '''Connie:''' COME BACK SOON FOR MORE HILARIOUS ZINGERS. I WILL DOWNLOAD MORE INTO MY JOKE DATABASE.
--> '''Stanley:''' Stocks are money which a company divides into shares! Of equal amounts! That are bought! And sold in the stock! Market!
* Dan questions why they would sit in on a stockholder's meeting when they only own a single share.
--> '''Dan:''' I bought one share of Apple. Excuse me [[Creator/SteveJobs Mr. Jobs!]] I'd like to sit in. [[MoodWhiplash Are you dead?]] [[BlackComedy I'm sorry for bothering you.]]
* [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment They buy a dog for their spouse. Why? Because she showed up and asked for one.]]
** The beginning of the game does mention "pamper your wife", and later in the game you do other things to keep your wife happy, such as buy her a new car. Of course, the Grumps didn't make it that far...
* Dan makes another CallBack, this time to Platoon, and the Grumps lament their predicament.
--> '''Dan:''' ''(on seeing the Game Over screen)'' Oh man, Gama Ovar!
--> '''Arin:''' What is that, some kind of French dog name?
--> '''Dan:''' No, that's what happened to us in Platoon. Do you remember?
--> '''Arin:''' Oh yeah...Welp!
--> '''Dan:''' Are you sad that the fucking rich kid only had half a million dollars and made a profit of forty thousand in ''two weeks''? I know: how will the rich EVER survive?
--> '''Arin:''' Yep. And considered a failure.
--> '''Dan:''' Yep, he'll never be a Benedict. ''[[GutturalGrowler You'll never be a Benedict, you don't have what it TAKES!]]''
!!Pac-In-Time
* The Grumps making fun of the very outdated nature of the games story with particularly the phrases from the 90's.
* Arin wondering why all the Pac family's faces is that of worry except the Baby.
* Danny using Pac-Man to say how he is going to kill Arins children.
* Arin starts to enjoy himself when he gets the rope.
!!Daze Before Christmas
* What starts out as a standard platformer starring Santa turns into a mishmash of which the likes Arin and Danny have never seen before on the channel. When they complete the first level, the game seemingly freezes. As it turns out, Arin's using an emulator and it turns out to be a bugged rom. What follows is Arin attempting to play other games, including a rom labeled "Chow Wai Man" which turns out to be nothing but a '''slideshow''' of pictures of Cantopop singer and actress Vivian Chow.
** When the game first switches to the emulator menu, Arin panics and attempts to cover it up while Dan [[BlatantLies angrily claims that he had no idea]].
--->'''Dan:''' (''reproachfully'') ''Arin.'' And on ''Christmas'', too.
** For bonus points, the comments section points out that the game didn't actually freeze. The Grumps selected two-player mode at the start of the game; [[FailedASpotCheck it was Dan's turn to press start]].
!!Jackie Chan: Stuntmaster
* Both of them immediately crack up over [[PolygonCeiling the horrible, blocky character designs]].
-->'''Arin:''' They all look like they have panty hose stretched over their faces.
-->'''Danny:''' They're all on their way to rob a bank.
** Both them wonder when this game came out. Arin suggest 1994, Dan thinks it came out after Pac-Man. [[spoiler: It came out in '''2000''']]
* They discover that in order to recover your health they need to drink "drawings of milk cartons."
-->'''Danny:''' I can't wait to make a drawing of me drinking it.
* Eventually, the game freezes, leaving the grumps wondering if it's loading something or not, leading Arin to remove the disk from the UsefulNotes/PlayStation and clean it to see if it responds.
!!Super Troll Island
* This episode might actually be the funniest one off video they've done since "''Mickey Mousecapade''".
* The grumps suddenly realize what kind of trolls the game was about... [[UncannyValley Troll]] [[NightmareFuel dolls]].
-->'''Danny:''' When you said we were playing Super Troll Island, I didn't... UGH, I didn't put it together it was ''these things.''
** From this point onward, the grumps begin to freak out about everything in the game. And for good reasons.
*** Special mentions go to the stage clear screen.
-->'''Danny:''' That's not even [[NightmareFuel nightmare fuel]]. That's nightmare fuel [[UpToEleven for the nightmare bus that you drive off the nightmare cliff into nightmare canyon.]]\\
'''Arin:''' That's just nightmare jet fuel!
* The game just keeps getting more and more bizarre as it progresses, which the Grumps react to accordingly.
--> '''Arin:''' [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext I'M A TORNADO!]]
* Them constantly poking fun at the programmer of the game, [[UnfortunateNames Mike Ball]].
* Arin learned about the homosexual birds and bees by sticking a pencil up his Troll doll's ass.
* [[http://cummingordrumming.com/ Cumming or Drumming]] is brought up at one point.
!!Solomon's Key
* "My name's Carl, and I'm selling vaginas left and right! Come on down to my Vagina Emporium!"
--> "We keep getting in vaginas from China. They're china vaginas. Vachinas."
** Capped off nicely with the note, "Sponsored by: Gary's China Vagina Emporium" in the lower lefthand corner.
* Arin reading some "wisdom" from Ice JJ Fish's Twitter
!! Wild Guns: Reloaded
* The episode starts with Danny singing a song about "dick cheese". Arin goes on to say Dan's been singing the song to him all day, along with a ridiculous dance.
* The Grumps experience some technical difficulties due to Danny's controller not working and Arin's accidentally pressing the PS button on the controller kicking them out of the game.
* Danny initially plays as Bullet the dog, and immediately asks to be someone else because he freaks out at the sight of the dog being killed.
!! F*ck Mr. Hatcher
* Arin has Dan play a gay porn flash game. HilarityEnsues.
* The main character is named [[UnfortunateNames Dan]], much to Danny's [[{{Squick}} dismay]] and Arin's [[{{Troll}} delight]].
-->'''Dan''': [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday This is not my fantasy]]!
* The main character commits a number of [[FetishRetardant gross sexual acts]] on his [[BestialityIsDepraved friends]] and [[BigBrotherAttraction family]] before [[DelayedReaction finally realizing he's gay]]. [[NotThatTheresAnythingWrongWithThat Dan quickly notes THAT part is fine]], it's the [[BlackComedyRape other things]] he's concerned about.
* HilariousInHindsight; the video is one of their most popular (tipping the scales at 2 million views), but Arin revealed because of the highly sexual content they couldn't monetize it on Website/YouTube. [[DidntThinkThisThrough Whoops]].
!! The Berenstain Bears on Their Own and You on Your Own
* Arin and Danny treat the entire cartoon as if it were a shooting game from the eyes of two hunters, always trying to find the right time to "TAKE THE SHOT!". The first instance is [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Phc8F0VHhDM&t=4m21s at 4:21]] and it only gets more outrageous from then on.
!! Christmas Puzzle
* Dan is loopy on flu medicine the whole time, bringing some hilarity to an otherwise unremarkable game.
-->'''Arin:''' Oh, I have to collect the coins.\\
'''Dan:''' [mumbles] Yeah of course you do, you stupid fucking bastard.\\
[they start laughing]\\
'''Arin:''' Wow! Jesus, Dan!\\
'''Dan:''' I'm sorry.\\
'''Arin:''' In your sickness, you have gotten testy.\\
'''Dan:''' "Merry Christmas," is what I meant.\\
''[Arin laughs even harder]''
!! Defender of the Crown
* Right as they start (they even accidentally skipped the title screen), Dan and Arin are met with the statistics of the characters they can play. The very first one they see does ''not'' give a good impression:
-->'''Dan:''' Wilfred of Ivanhoe! Join me! My leadership is ''AVERAGE''.
** This becomes a BrickJoke in the end of the review:
-->'''Dan:''' Okay, good game everybody! \\
'''Arin:''' Yeah, you should've been Ivanhoe, dude.\\
'''Dan:''' Yeah, I should have. God, I really could have used his ''average'' leadership.\\
!! Vice: Project Doom
* Their reactions to the title screen appearing ''after'' the first stage.
** And on how ridiculously vague and uninformative the cutscenes are. The [[WebVideo/CinemaSins pronoun game]] is strong here.
-->'''Arin:''' "You talkin' about ''him?''" "Yeah, and ''that.''" "Huh. ''That'' is pretty interesting, but not as interesting as ''this.''"
-->'''Dan:''' "What about the ''stuff?''" "I checked out the ''stuff!''" "What'd you find?" End of cutscene.
* "Ow! That's real fire."
** Made even better by Dan's intonation -- he sounds like he could just as well be on an infomercial selling fire.
-->"'''''OW!!!''''' ''That's Real Fire™''"
!! Burnout 3
* Arin ''tries'' to play the incredibly unfair Demolition Derby feature on an [[{{Sequelitis}} already widely despised game that changed hands into inferior development between 2 & 3]]. Said feature quickly displays an apparent knack for its unbalanced AI programming (among MANY other issues), and Arin is ''dogpiled'' by 24 computer opponents. [[CurbStompBattle What follows is the most pitiful and hilarious display of Arin desperately driving away and barely managing to wipe out ONE car before being wrecked, while another accidentally gets destroyed.]]
