History Funny / Futurama

8th Dec '16 10:48:12 AM Scorntex
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* The opening of the episode shows the writers of "All My Circuits" might be suffering from a lack of originality:
-->'''Antonia Calculon:''' I'm sorry, father, but somewhere along the way, I forgot how to be your son!\\
'''Calculon:''' But why, Antonio?\\
'''Antonio:''' Because I have ''AMNESIA!'' ''(dramatic sting)''\\
''(Flash to Monique in bed with Box Robot, when Calculon enters)''\\
'''Monique:''' Calculon? But I thought you were-\\
'''Calculon:''' ''(outraged)'' Egyptian?! ''(dramatic sting)''\\
''(Flash to Monique and Antonio on a boat, with Monique pointing a gun at Antonia)''\\
'''Monique:''' Before I kill you, one question: Who am I? For I have ''amnesia!'' ''(even more dramatic sting)''\\
''(Flash to Calculon addressing [=AMC's=] cast)''\\
'''Calculon:''' Let me get this straight... does anyone here ''not'' have amnesia?!\\
''(Everyone else mumbles in confusion)''\\
'''Human friend:''' I dunno.




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* After Cubert, Dwight and Tinny Tim decide to rob Bender, there's an immediate cut to the Futurama logo.
-->'''Bender:''' ''(in voice-over)'' You're watching ''Futurama'', the show that does not advocate the ''cool'' crime of robbery.
5th Dec '16 10:16:07 PM MagnusForce
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\n* Fry when eating the truckstop egg salad sandwich
-->It's like there's a party in my mouth, and everyone's throwing up!





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* Bender singing to the tune of ''Series/{{Bonanza}}''
-->'''Bender''': \\
We've got a right to pick a little fight with rustlers, \\
Somebody wants to pick a fight with us, \\
He'd better bite my ass!
-->'''Fry''': Yee-haw!



-->'''Judge:''' What evidence do you offer to support this new plea of insanity?\\
'''Chicken Lawyer:''' Well, for one, they done hired me to represent them.\\
'''Judge:''' (Gavel slams) Insanity plea accepted.

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-->'''Judge:''' -->'''Judge Whitey:''' What evidence do you offer to support this new plea of insanity?\\
'''Chicken Lawyer:''' '''Hyperchicken:''' Well, for one, they done hired me to represent them.\\
'''Judge:''' '''Judge Whitey:''' (Gavel slams) Insanity plea accepted.



-->'''Bender''': I was thinking "Benderbrau" if it's an ale, "Botweiser" if it's a lager.
-->'''[[CloudCuckoolander Fry]]''': I hope it's a lager so I can take it to a ball game!



* Dwight and Cubert asking about the Professor's voice-changing machine:

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* Dwight and Cubert asking about the Professor's voice-changing machine:new machine that changes voices to sound like the Professor's:




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** Earlier:
-->'''Cubert (trying the machine out)''': Good news, everyone! I'm a horse's butt!
'''Professor''': ''I am''? That's not good news at all, you little--
* When Hermes and Farnsworth are scolding their kids, Zoidberg walks in to ask a question:
-->'''Zoidberg'': What's going on? Is this angry yelling or busted-hearing-aid yelling? \\
'''Hermes''': I'm afraid it's both. \\
'''Professor''': [shouting] What?



* The Globetrotters delivering their ultimatum. It's helped by Bubblegum's delivery (and the knowledge that it's a TakeThat at some idiot executives)''

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* The Globetrotters delivering their ultimatum. It's helped by Bubblegum's delivery (and the knowledge that it's a TakeThat at some idiot executives)''executives)''[[note]]The executives would constantly pester the writers with the question of what was at stake in the episode...so, they made an episode which begins with no stakes at all[[/note]]



-->'''Bubblegum Tate:''' NOTHING! There is nothing at stake and ''no threat'' beyond the ''shame'' of defeat!
** ''The entire idea'' of the Harlem Globetrotters being an entire race of {{Human Alien}}s who play basketball and are really good at science. That's PlanetOfHats and BeethovenWasAnAlienSpy combined at a new extreme.

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-->'''Bubblegum Tate:''' NOTHING! [[SeriousBusiness NOTHING]]! There is nothing at stake and ''no threat'' beyond the ''shame'' of defeat!
** ''The entire idea'' of the Harlem Globetrotters being an entire race of genius-intelligence {{Human Alien}}s who play basketball Alien}}s.
* Nixon's check to the Professor
and are really good the Globetrotters literally reads "All of Earth's money" on the blank space where the amount in words would be. Also the small box that normally has the amount in numbers just reads "All" instead. ''No specific numbers at science. That's PlanetOfHats and BeethovenWasAnAlienSpy combined at a new extreme.
all.''




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* The Osirians make Bender their king with a Wall of Prophecy that has hieroglyphics that they decipher to determine their ruler. Naturally, Bender had badly chiseled his writing on the wall to deceive them, so...
-->'''High Priest''': The prophecy is strange and crudely drawn at best. It indicates that, we are "here" and our next Pharaoh is over there, near some ... tents. \\
'''Bender''': ''[shouting from reeds]'' Those are waves, jackass. It's supposed to be a river!



'''Octopus (which has an extremely deep and gruff voice):''' It worked for me. I used to be a little blonde girl named Virginia.

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'''Octopus (which has an extremely deep and gruff voice):''' It worked for me. [[BalefulPolymorph I used to be a little blonde girl named Virginia.
Virginia]].



* The Pain Monster
-->'''Richard Nixon''': And if we don't want to pay our taxes, why, we're free to spend a weekend with the Pain Monster.
-->(Amongst the crowd is the Pain Monster, a horrifying creature [[VocalDissonance who talks in a friendly, upbeat voice]])
-->'''Pain Monster''': See you April 15 folks!

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* The Nixon's Freedom Day speech, especially the [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Pain Monster
Monster]], a horrifying creature [[VocalDissonance who talks in a friendly, upbeat voice]].
-->'''Richard Nixon''': My fellow Earthicans! We enjoy so much freedom, it's almost sickening. We're free to choose which hand our sex-monitoring chip is implanted in. And if we don't want to pay our taxes, why, we're free to spend a weekend with the Pain Monster.
-->(Amongst the crowd is the Pain Monster, a horrifying creature [[VocalDissonance who talks in a friendly, upbeat voice]])
-->'''Pain Monster''': See you April 15 15, folks!



-->'''Fry''': What happened to me, Philip J. Fry, on the night of December 31st, 1999? \\
-->'''Huge Brain''': Clarification request: [[OneSteveLimit Are you the Philip J. Fry from Earth or the Philip J. Fry from Hovering Squidworld 97A]]? \\

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-->'''Fry''': What happened to me, Philip J. Fry, on the night of December 31st, 1999? \\
1999?
-->'''Huge Brain''': Clarification request: [[OneSteveLimit Are you the Philip J. Fry from Earth or the Philip J. Fry from Hovering Squidworld 97A]]? \\97A]]?



*** Which is doubly hilarious when you remember that A.C.R.O.N.Y.M. is led by [[GrumpyOldMan Professor Farnsworth]].

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*** ** Which is doubly hilarious when you remember that A.C.R.O.N.Y.M. is led by [[GrumpyOldMan Professor Farnsworth]].



** Bender's killing spree, complete with WilhelmScream.

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** Bender's killing spree, complete with WilhelmScream. Nixon's expression is priceless.




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** Nixon playing the introduction backwards
-->'''Narrator''': G.I. Zapp is an elite force of--
-->'''Nixon''': ''Patriotic peacekeepers, who rebuild schools with their bullet-sucking vacuum tanks''! Yeah, that's what they are.
** As Fry getting shot: Oh God it h--TICKLES!




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* Hermes' manwich gets switched with a kidney that Bender stole from Fry to sell to a man in need of one. The man in question turned out to be Farnsworth so...
3rd Dec '16 4:00:03 AM WillyFourEyes
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-->'''Fry:''' In my day, we didn't use your fancy all-digital can-opener. We just used a Swiss army knife.

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-->'''Fry:''' In my day, we didn't use your fancy all-digital can-opener. We just used You don't need an electric can opener to feed yourself. All you need is a trusty Swiss army knife.
2nd Dec '16 6:44:30 PM Kishou
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* "Robot brain implant? Never. No one in their right mind would do that." ([[GilliganCut Cuts to Professor Fansworth laughing in a dark thunder storm]])
* The first time everyone sees the bulking form of Mega Hermes:
-->'''Fry''': (looking over his reflective backside) Nice shiny metal ass, Hermes!
-->'''Bender''': (looks over, spouting annoyed, frustrated gibberish.)
29th Nov '16 2:10:45 AM IvanovTroping97
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* (Explosion) "Oh Lordy Lou! '''HELP!'''"
** "Buddha! Zeus! God! One of you guys ''do something''! Help! Satan, [[NoodleIncident you owe me]]!"

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* (Explosion) "Oh The opening of the episode:
-->''(explosion)''
-->'''Professor:''' Oh
Lordy Lou! '''HELP!'''"
** "Buddha!
'''HELP!'''
-->''(later)''
-->'''Professor:''' Buddha!
Zeus! God! One of you guys ''do something''! Help! Satan, [[NoodleIncident you owe me]]!"me]]!
27th Nov '16 10:37:38 PM IvanovTroping97
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-->'''Bender:''' Uh-oh, I don't like the sound of that.

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-->'''Bender:''' [[LampshadeHanging Uh-oh, I don't like the sound of that.]]
19th Nov '16 12:51:04 PM Scorntex
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* In issue 4, Zapp goes missing on a planet that in [[BlatantLies no way resembles Vietnam]], so DOOP contracts Leela to find and retrieve him (on the grounds that she "did the hipedy-dipedy" with him). When she's reluctant, the DOOP councilwoman offers Planet Express a generous bonus, three times their normal fee, a bonus big enough that Fry and Bender are willing to escort Leela at gunpoint to the planet. Then we find out from Kif just how much this bonus is:
-->'''Kif:''' The best [[spoiler:twenty]] dollars the DOOP ever spent.
** During her meeting with Planet Express, the councilwoman mentions that Nixon is deliberately prolonging the war. Why? Because of the benefits the suffering brings to the folk music scene. Bender approves.
--->'''Bender:''' Ah, senseless violence. The folk musician's best friend!
19th Nov '16 5:14:33 AM IvanovTroping97
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-->'''Leela:''' LISTEN UP, NEW NEW YORK! THERE'S A NEW SUPERHERO TEAM IN TOWN, AND WE'RE-
-->'''Hattie:''' QUIET! It's four a.m., and I just fell asleep for the first time in ''forty years!''
-->'''Leela:''' Sorry! ''(turns back to the skyline, whispering)'' A new era in justice has begun.

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-->'''Leela:''' LISTEN UP, NEW NEW YORK! THERE'S A NEW SUPERHERO TEAM GROUP OF SUPERHEROES IN TOWN, AND WE'RE-
WE'RE...
-->'''Hattie:''' QUIET! It's four a.m., 4:00 AM and I just fell asleep for the first time in ''forty ''thirty years!''
-->'''Leela:''' Sorry! ''(turns back to the skyline, whispering)'' A new era in of justice has begun.
16th Nov '16 11:54:26 AM IvanovTroping97
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'''Juror:''' Try jiggling the mouse!\\

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'''Mayor:''' Try Ctrl Alt Delete.\\
'''Juror:''' Try jiggling Jiggle the mouse!\\cord!\\


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'''Third Juror:''' Clean the gunk out of the mouse!\\
15th Nov '16 2:04:40 PM Scorntex
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* After Mom explains what she thinks Fry's plan is:
-->'''Walt:''' My ''God''! This Mister Fry must be a mastermind of the highest order!
-->''(Cut to Fry, in his new house, sitting in the dark in his underpants watching Series/SandfordAndSon)''
-->'''Sandford:''' Esther, you ugly!
-->''(Fry laughs)''
* Mom's sons recruit Pamela Anderson's head to help them in their scheme:
-->'''Pamela Anderson's Head:''' Hello, Fry. Remember me from ''Baywatch: The Movie''?
-->'''Fry:''' Uh...
-->'''Pamela Anderson:''' It was the first movie to filmed ''entirely'' in slow motion.
-->'''Walt:''' It hasn't been made yet.
-->'''Pamela Anderson:''' So he doesn't know I won the Oscar?
-->'''Walt:''' Nope.
-->'''Pamela Anderson:''' ''Crap!''



-->'''Gruff Grunka Lunka:''' If you try that stuff here you might get your legs broke.''

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-->'''Gruff Grunka Lunka:''' If ''If you try that stuff here you might get your legs broke.''
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