History Funny / Futurama

23rd Mar '17 11:15:17 AM Scorntex
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* When the Donbot reaches his limit with Bender flashing his scab money:
-->'''Donbot:''' A'right, that's the necessary number of times. That scab's gonna meet with a little on-the-job "accident".\\
'''Joey Mousepad:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint All due respect, Donbot, I don't think we should rely on an accident. Let's just kill 'im ourselves.]]\\
'''Donbot:''' Ugh.




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* Fry finds out Nibble can talk.
-->'''Fry:''' Y-you can talk?\\
'''Nibbler:''' Indeed. And I have other powers as well.\\
'''Fry:''' Like what?\\
''(Nibble jumps up and punches Fry out in one hit)''
** Shortly thereafter, as Nibbler puts Fry in his tiny spaceship, Fry starts coming too (it's Nibbler's utterly serious response that sells it).
-->'''Fry:''' Are you my mommy?\\
'''Nibbler:''' Negative!
21st Mar '17 10:01:56 PM MagnusForce
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* "Space. It seems to go on forever... then you get to the end, and a monkey throws barrels at you."

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* "Space. It seems to go on forever... then you get to the end, and a monkey throws barrels at you."" And that's ''the first line'' in the show.




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-->''Neutrals! I hate those filthy Neutrals! With enemies, you know where they stand. But with Neutrals, who knows?''



* Proving that a millenium hasn't improved Nixon's skill for televised debate:

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* Proving that a millenium millennium hasn't improved Nixon's skill for televised debate:



** When the Omicronians leave in their saucers, Lrr is still high.
-->''Whoa, I feel like I'm flying!''




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* "They're like sex, except I'm having them!" - Fry trying out Popplers for the first time.
* "They're tasty, right? Let's call 'em 'Tasty-cles'." - The first name suggested for the Popplers.
* Farnsworth arguing with Free Waterfall Jr.
-->'''Farnsworth:''' Hey! Unless this is a nude love-in, get the hell off my property! \\
'''Free Waterfall Jr.:''' You can't own property, man! \\
'''Farnsworth:''' I can, but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie.
* Fry learning Leela's full name.
-->'''Fry:''' ''Turanga''?! \\
'''Amy:''' That's her name, Philip. \\
'''Bender:''' ''Philip''?!
* "There are many good reasons to eat: Hunger, boredom, wanting to be the world's fattest man."



-->'''Hermes''': What's that you're hacking off? Is it my torso? ''(thump)'' Aagh! It is! My precious torso!

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-->'''Hermes''': What's that you're hacking off? Is it my torso? ''(thump)'' Aagh! It is! My precious torso!-->'''Leela:''' OK, that's it. No more killing! Next time you feel like killing just have a stick of gum. ''(She sighs.)'' Now to dispose of the body. \\
''(cut to Leela driving a go-cart made of Bender's parts in the Planet Express lounge)'' \\
'''Amy:''' Wow! Sporty go-cart, Leela! So hip and sexy. Not like you at all. \\
''(Leela narrows her eye.)'' \\
'''Leela:''' Do you have any gum? \\
'''Amy:''' No. \\
''(Leela's shadow creeps over her and she screams.)''



* "Friends, help! A guinea pig tricked me!"



-->'''Zoidberg''': So, now Zoidberg is big, huh? That's more like it! Who's intimidating who now, big city? Hello, Mr. Chase Manhattan Bank. Deny my credit card application, will you? ''[Destroys building.]'' Ah, the famed Apollo Theater. "Boo" me off stage on open-mic night, huh? I'll show you! ''[Destroys building.]''

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-->'''Zoidberg''': So, -->''So, now Zoidberg is big, huh? That's more like it! Who's intimidating who now, big city? Hello, Mr. Chase Manhattan Bank. Deny my credit card application, will you? you?'' ''[Destroys building.]'' Ah, ''Ah, the famed Apollo Theater. "Boo" me off stage on open-mic night, huh? I'll show you! you!'' ''[Destroys building.]''



* When Kiff is forced to bathe Zapp Brannigan's back: "Lower...lower...lower...lower...TOO LOW! ...''lower''."

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* When Kiff is forced to bathe scrub Zapp Brannigan's back: "Lower...lower...lower...lower...TOO LOW! ...''lower''."




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-->'''Leela''': Can't we just kick their asses?
-->'''Free Waterfall Sr.''': Now, little lady, those people's asses are living things too.



--'''Fry:''' I wish! It's a nickel.

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--'''Fry:''' -->'''Fry:''' I wish! It's a nickel.




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* Scruffy's appearance in the episode:
-->'''Hermes:''' I don't even know who this guy is! \\
'''Scruffy:''' I'm Scruffy, the janitor. \\
'''Farnsworth:''' Yes, of course you are. Now we've got to buckle down and save Planet Express. \\
'''Scruffy:''' [[BlatantLies I'm on break.]] ''(eats a potato chip very slowly)''



* Nixon's check to the Professor and the Globetrotters for the "Big-Ass Gravity Pump" literally reads "All of Earth's money" on the blank space where the amount in words would be. Also the small box that normally has the amount in numbers just reads "All" instead. ''No specific numbers at all.''

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* Nixon's check to the Professor and the Globetrotters for the "Big-Ass "Bad-Ass Gravity Pump" literally reads "All of Earth's money" on the blank space where the amount in words would be. Also the small box that normally has the amount in numbers just reads "All" instead. ''No specific numbers at all.''
* Marv Albert's head reacting to the first time skip during the basketball game.
'''Marv Albert's Head:''' Something very strange has just occurred in [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight this battle between space clowns and atomic supermen.]]



* Leela making her wish after putting on the glass slippers.

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* ** The Professor giving Zoidberg a gun instead of courage.
-->'''Farnsworth:''' Oh, blithery poop, my cowardly lobster! You don't need courage. After all, who needs courage when you have a gun? \\
''(He hands Zoidberg a gun and he takes it, spins it around on his claw and mimics gunfire.)'' \\
'''Zoidberg:''' No, world, you put your hands up!
**
Leela making her wish after putting on the glass slippers.



** Zoidberg trying to fix the Professor's ship in a bottle with superglue, which results in Zoidberg spraying superglue all over himself. Then as he fumbles around in panic, all sorts of random items around the room get stuck to his clothes. He then shows up wearing a large coat with the various objects visibly poking from under it. Behind his head is a cuckoo clock, which then goes off, hitting him in the face.

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** * Zoidberg trying to fix the Professor's ship in a bottle with superglue, which results in Zoidberg spraying superglue all over himself. Then as he fumbles around in panic, all sorts of random items around the room get stuck to his clothes. He then shows up wearing a large coat with the various objects visibly poking from under it. Behind his head is a cuckoo clock, which then goes off, hitting him in the face.



---> '''Lrrr''': This is ancient Earth's most foolish program. Why does [[Series/{{Friends}} Ross, the largest friend]], not simply '''eat''' the other five?
---> '''Ndnd''': Perhaps they are saving that for sweeps.
--->'''Omicronian Guard:''' Exalted leaders, the Earth messengers have arrived bearing a peace offering from their weak and fearful government.
--->'''Lrrr:''' Oh, very well. This is a Joey-heavy episode anyway.

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---> --> '''Lrrr''': This is ancient Earth's most foolish program. Why does [[Series/{{Friends}} Ross, the largest friend]], not simply '''eat''' the other five?
---> --> '''Ndnd''': Perhaps they are saving that for sweeps.
--->'''Omicronian -->'''Omicronian Guard:''' Exalted leaders, the Earth messengers have arrived bearing a peace offering from their weak and fearful government.
--->'''Lrrr:''' -->'''Lrrr:''' Oh, very well. This is a Joey-heavy episode anyway.



** Old Man Waterfall's comeback when Bender questions his defending Zoidberg.

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** Old Man Waterfall's comeback when Bender questions his him defending Zoidberg.



* "You raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly, sir. Bravo!" - '''Tinny Tim'''

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* "You raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly, sir. Bravo!" - '''Tinny Tim''' Tinny Tim



** "Morbo is pleased! But sticky."



----> '''Farnsworth''': [[NoIndoorVoice PAZUZU! OHHHH, PAZUUUUUZUUUUU!]] *he turns the high beams on and [[MadeOfExplodium they blow up a space station]]* PAZUZU!

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----> --> '''Farnsworth''': [[NoIndoorVoice PAZUZU! OHHHH, PAZUUUUUZUUUUU!]] *he turns the high beams on and [[MadeOfExplodium they blow up a space station]]* PAZUZU!



** The snappy response cartridge: "[[YourMom Your mother!]]"



** Fry sitting on the universe at the end.



-->'''Hedonism-bot:''' Surgery, in an opera? How wonderfully decadent! And just as I was beginning to lose interest! Jhambi, the chocolate icing! ''(Jhambi starts spreading icing over Hedonism-bot's stomach)'' Oh... oh my, yes...

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-->'''Hedonism-bot:''' Surgery, in an opera? How wonderfully decadent! And just as I was beginning to lose interest! Jhambi, Jambi, the chocolate icing! ''(Jhambi ''(Jambi starts spreading icing over Hedonism-bot's stomach)'' Oh... oh my, yes...



* 'Your lyrics lack subtlety! You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! [[Main/HypocriticalHumor That makes]] [[Main/TropeNamers me feel]] [[Main/ThatMakesMeFeelAngry angry!]]'

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* 'Your lyrics lack subtlety! You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! [[Main/HypocriticalHumor [[HypocriticalHumor That makes]] [[Main/TropeNamers [[TropeNamers me feel]] [[Main/ThatMakesMeFeelAngry [[ThatMakesMeFeelAngry angry!]]'
12th Mar '17 1:59:43 PM nombretomado
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* An episode showing that NatureIsNotNice complete with sponsor from Mutual of Omicron, mating season, MorganFreeman parody narration,animals eating other animals and so on.

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* An episode showing that NatureIsNotNice complete with sponsor from Mutual of Omicron, mating season, MorganFreeman Creator/MorganFreeman parody narration,animals eating other animals and so on.
12th Mar '17 1:52:46 PM Geoduck
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--> ''[The Giant Brain is then shown killing the dinosaurs]''

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--> ''[The Giant Brain is then shown killing zapping the dinosaurs]''dinosaurs dead one by one]''
12th Mar '17 1:51:36 PM Geoduck
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* Fry asks the Great Brain a question:
-->'''Fry:''' What ''really'' killed the dinosaurs?
-->'''Great Brain: I DID!!!'''
-->''(Cue video of the Brain going berserk and killing dinosaurs individually.)''

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* Fry asks the Great Brain a question:
-->'''Fry:''' What ''really'' killed the dinosaurs?
-->'''Great Brain: I DID!!!'''
-->''(Cue video of the Brain going berserk and killing dinosaurs individually.)''
9th Mar '17 7:39:05 AM CaptainTedium
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* This exchange, when they're looking at the counterfeits made by David Farnsworth.
-->'''Benjamin Franklin:''' This is a fake!
-->'''Fry:''' Duh! It says "Colony of Maffachufetts"!
-->'''Bender:''' More like "Taxachufetts"!
-->'''Benjamin Franklin:''' (sighs) That's just how we print our S's, you ftupid fhitheads!
7th Mar '17 4:39:25 PM cybertoy0
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-->'''Zapp:''' ''Rock'' crushes scissors! ... but scissors cut paper. And paper covers rock! Kif, we have a conundrum!

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-->'''Zapp:''' It was almost the perfect plan. But you forgot one thing; ''Rock'' crushes scissors! ... but scissors cut paper. And paper covers rock! Kif, we have a conundrum!
4th Mar '17 3:04:20 PM schoi30
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-->'''Leela''': Ugh, Fry! That's disgusting!//
'''Fry''': What?//
'''Leela''': You double-dipped! Geez...//

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-->'''Leela''': Ugh, Fry! That's disgusting!//
disgusting!\\
'''Fry''': What?//
What?\\
'''Leela''': You double-dipped! Geez...//\\



-->'''Fry:'''Kill all modern humans!//

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-->'''Fry:'''Kill all modern humans!//humans!\\



-->'''Zapp Brannigan''': What is that, Kif? (object is revealed to be a sabre-toothed cat which attacks him.)//

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-->'''Zapp Brannigan''': What is that, Kif? (object is revealed to be a sabre-toothed cat which attacks him.)//)\\
4th Mar '17 3:03:25 PM schoi30
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--> '''Leela''': Ugh, Fry! That's disgusting!
--> '''Fry''': What?
--> '''Leela''': You double-dipped! Geez...
--> *[[NotSoDifferent Leela then proceed to eat a dipped Doritos chip with her feet]]*
* ''' Fry:'''Kill all modern humans!
* In "Fun on a Bun", the scene where Zapp is in his ship and the Neanderthals launch something with a catapult.
-->'''Zapp Brannigan''': What is that, Kif? (object is revealed to be a sabre-toothed cat which attacks him.)
-->'''Kif:''' [[DeadpanSnarker (complete deadpan)]] I believe it's a [[CaptainObvious sabre-toothed cat]], sir.
* In "Fun on a Bun", the OverlyLongGag between Hermes and the ''Megatherium''.

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--> '''Leela''': -->'''Leela''': Ugh, Fry! That's disgusting!
-->
disgusting!//
'''Fry''': What?
-->
What?//
'''Leela''': You double-dipped! Geez...
--> *[[NotSoDifferent
Geez...//
([[NotSoDifferent
Leela then proceed to eat a dipped Doritos chip with her feet]]*
feet]])
* ''' Fry:'''Kill Fry leading the Neanderthals' attack against the ''Homo sapiens''.
-->'''Fry:'''Kill
all modern humans!
humans!//
'''Bender:''' Hey, this guy's alright.
* In "Fun on a Bun", the The scene where Zapp is in his ship and the Neanderthals launch something with a catapult.
-->'''Zapp Brannigan''': What is that, Kif? (object is revealed to be a sabre-toothed cat which attacks him.)
-->'''Kif:''' [[DeadpanSnarker (complete deadpan)]]
)//
'''[[DeadpanSnarker Kif]]:'''
I believe it's a [[CaptainObvious sabre-toothed cat]], sir.
* In "Fun on a Bun", the The OverlyLongGag between Hermes and the ''Megatherium''.
4th Mar '17 2:56:26 PM schoi30
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** In one of those lovely pieces that goes right from SugarWiki/{{heartwarming|Moments}} to [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments hilarious]], the end of the episode:

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** * In one of those lovely pieces that goes right from SugarWiki/{{heartwarming|Moments}} to [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments hilarious]], the end of the episode:



** Also, as Farnsworth investigates the underground of Rome, and realizes that the Roman numeral digits are really the number of steps to take to find St. James' tomb.

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** * Also, as Farnsworth investigates the underground of Rome, and realizes that the Roman numeral digits are really the number of steps to take to find St. James' tomb.



** Also, while on the robot planet, Professor Farnsworth manages to build a spaceship out of several robot dinos, which takes him 2 hours, although they have to spend a night in a cave to charge the solar powered ship. That night, Leela and Amy are kidnapped by robots, so Farnsworth builds [[spoiler:a slingshot consisting of a piece of metal and an elastic (from his own pants). It takes him TWELVE HOURS. And then they go to bed AGAIN because it's too dark.]]

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** Also, while * While on the robot planet, Professor Farnsworth manages to build a spaceship out of several robot dinos, which takes him 2 hours, although they have to spend a night in a cave to charge the solar powered ship. That night, Leela and Amy are kidnapped by robots, so Farnsworth builds [[spoiler:a slingshot consisting of a piece of metal and an elastic (from his own pants). It takes him TWELVE HOURS. And then they go to bed AGAIN because it's too dark.]]



* [[RuleOfThree Also also also]], the Professor hitting a rich vein of missing links: Java Man, Piltdown Man, and [[IncrediblyLamePun Manfred Mann]].

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* [[RuleOfThree Also also also]], the Professor hitting a rich vein of missing links: Java Man, Piltdown Man, and [[IncrediblyLamePun [[PunnyName Manfred Mann]].



** This particular line:

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** * This particular line:



** Linda's reaction to the news about the microscopic Benders consuming all the alcohol in the world.

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** * Linda's reaction to the news about the microscopic Benders consuming all the alcohol in the world.



** The montage of the Planet Express Crew killing the Bender clones set to the Presidents of the United States of America's cover of the song "Rock and Roll Pest Control."
** Scruffy sweeping up the dead Benders and eulogizing with "A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld," before concluding with, "Welp, into the turlet."
** The scene immediately after where a sick Bender coughs and mutters, "So sober, so weak" after going so long without alcohol.
** This scene from when everyone on Earth is drunk:

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** * The montage of the Planet Express Crew killing the Bender clones set to the Presidents of the United States of America's cover of the song "Rock and Roll Pest Control."
** * Scruffy sweeping up the dead Benders and eulogizing with "A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld," before concluding with, "Welp, into the turlet."
** * The scene immediately after where a sick Bender coughs and mutters, "So sober, so weak" after going so long without alcohol.
** * This scene from when everyone on Earth is drunk:



** Also:

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** * Also:



** From David Farnsworth's Head:

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** * From David Farnsworth's Head:



** And:

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** * And:



** Also, a new flag is at the end of the new episode/head museum. It might have been an insult to the Brits, since it says these words: "Bite my fhiny metal aff."
** Hermes talking to UsefulNotes/ThomasJefferson's head:

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** * Also, a new flag is at the end of the new episode/head museum. It might have been an insult to the Brits, since it says these words: "Bite my fhiny metal aff."
** * Hermes talking to UsefulNotes/ThomasJefferson's head:
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