History Funny / Futurama

* This, from the [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Simpsons]] / Futurama crossover:
-->'''The Professor:''' Good news, everyone!
-->'''Hermes:''' "Good news, everyone!" is a registered trademark of Planet Express. The management guarantees no actual good news.
** Sticking Fry, Bender and Leela in a comic book ad (for lack of anywhere better to put them), the Brains take PaperThinDisguise to astounding new heights.
--->'''Fry:''' ''(to Bender)'' Hey, have you see a giant brain anywhere?\\
'''Bender:''' You mean besides the lifeguard?\\
''(We see the Giant Brain, wearing sunglasses, sunblocker and shorts, despite [[RuleOfFunny having no legs]])''\\
'''Giant Brain:''' Err, no horseplay! Did you wait an hour before swimming?\\
''(Fry punches the Giant Brain)''
** In a hilarious NiceJobBreakingItHero, Fry wonders aloud why the Brains ''had'' to accompany them into works of literature, and just transport them there so they'd be stuck forever. The brains realize they could have done that all along. As they're being sent into a ''Simpsons'' comic:
--->'''Farnsworth:''' Fry...
--->'''Hermes:''' Let me say it: "You're an '''''idiot'''''."
** How the rest of the Planet Express crew wound up there in the first place: Fry pointed out that even if he, Bender and Leela are defeated, the others could potentially stop them. So the Brains go and fetch them as well.
** Stuck in a Simpsons comic, with the cast missing, Fry and Nibbler discuss their options.
--->'''Fry:''' I refuse to give up so long as there's a shred of hope.\\
'''Nibbler:''' There isn't.\\
'''Fry:''' An iota of hope?\\
'''Nibbler:''' No.\\
'''Fry:''' How about false hope?\\
'''Nibbler:''' ''(sighs)'' Yes.\\
'''Fry:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint All right!]]
** Bender, having wandered into Moe's Bar, gets mistaken for the Duff mascot.
--->'''Bender:''' That's me alright, the new Duff mascot, spreading alcohol-fuelled love and peace. Now pour me a beer or I'll tear your arms off, jerk-wad!
*** Moe agrees to give Bender free beers for calling him "meatbag"...because that's what his mother used to call him!
** Hermes and Zoidberg manage to wander into the power plant, and assume they're friends. It has to be seen to be believed.
** Professor Farnsworth gets interred at the Springfield Retirement Castle, where he and Abe Simpson get into a ramble off, which Professor Frink witnesses.
--->'''Frink:''' Dad, who is that man?\\
'''Frink Snr:''' Oh, he's a new, but he's making up stories like a pro already! He'll fit right in.\\
'''Frink:''' ''(hurries over to a nurse)'' Nurse, I wish to sign that man out. I have reason to believe he's as much a genius as ''I'' with the brain power and the lateral thinking.\\
'''Nurse:''' I'm sorry, Professor Frink, but only a family member or someone legally responsible for him can do that.\\
'''Frink:''' ''(holding a remote)'' I didn't want to resort to this, but...\\
''(Frink presses on the remote. A robot smashes its way into the building. Cut to the Professor in a car with Frink and the robot.)''\\
'''Professor:''' Why am I with you again?\\
'''Frink:''' Because my robot may have ''artificial'' intelligence, but it has ''real'' power of attorney!
** At the climax, Homer tries to free a captive Zoidberg... [[EpicFail and dunks him in radioactive waste]]. Zoidberg comes out hideously mutated. At least, by his standards. By humans... [[MrFanservice well]].
--->'''Zoidberg:''' ''(as Amy, Leela and Marge literally stare drooling)'' It's worse than I thought! The women are drooling with disgust!

-->'''Fry:''' Umm, are you Adoy?/\

-->'''Professor''': Good news, everyone; I've sold Planet Express to Mom!
-->(''Fry & Leela gasp, Bender stutters.'')
-->'''Bender''': Also, why are you wearing that funky hat?
-->'''Professor''': Whu? Oh, this? No reason. (''Throws it away'')
-->'''Fry''': That was odd. ''Mighty'' odd.

-->'''Professor''': Perhaps my strategy of using a giant space ship to deliver one package at a time wasn't as clever as I thought. Plus you three never actually charged anyone!
-->'''Fry''': Yeah, sorry about that.
-->'''Leela''': (''simultaneous'') Sorry.

-->'''Professor''': Oh, fuff. [[TemptingFate It's not like this is]] {{the end of the world as we know it}}!
-->(''Fry turns on the TV. Morbo and Linda appear on screen, with a picture of the Earth behind them, with the words "THE END" written on it.'')
-->'''Morbo''': [[IronicEchoCut This is the end of the world as we know it]]! [[CoincidentalBroadcast With her recent purchase of Planet Express, evil entrepreneur Mom now owns over 51% of the Earth, making her it's supreme ruler]].
-->'''Bender''': [[LampshadeHanging Has anyone noticed how Fry always seems to turn on the TV at just the right moment]]?

-->'''Fry''': If that's me dead over there, who am I here?
-->'''Professor''': You're also you, thanks to my latest invention, the Reanimator! When you die, it will automatically make an exact duplicate of you, based on your x-rays, a DNA sample and scrapings from the inside of your tennis shoes.
-->'''Fry''': Wow! When did you invent it?
-->'''Professor''': About a week ago, and I've been trying to kill you to test it ever since.
-->'''Leela''': So what was death like Fry?
-->'''Fry''': Well, first everything went dark, then this bright light appeared, and it said, "Game over". (''Leela looks annoyed'')
** On that note, all the subsequent MediumAwareness jokes, which, unfortunately, were edited out when the game's cutscenes were edited into a bonus feature on the Beasts With A Billion Backs DVD as "The Lost Adventure".
-->'''Leela''': We don't even have enough dark matter fuel to get out of the solar system!
-->'''Professor''': Then I guess you'll have to find some, Leela.
-->'''Leela''': Me? But I'm not playable!
-->'''Professor''': You are now.
-->(''Cut to the cargo hold, where the Reanimator now has Leela's name listed alongside Fry and Bender.'')
-->'''Leela''': Woo-hoo! In your face, non-playable characters!

-->'''Mom''': Sweet butt-crust on a cracker! Who'd have thought this miserable little planet would be so heavy?
-->'''Larry''': Uh, Walt would.
-->'''Mom''': How dare you Walt! (''slaps him'')
-->'''Walt''': Ow.

-->'''Sal''': Welcomes to Sal's Salvage. What can I dos youse for?
-->'''Mom''': I need a spaceship engine. Nothing special. Well, except it has to be powerful enough to move the Earth.
-->'''Sal''': The Earth? Holy Jesuses! For that, you're gonna needs a dark matter engine and a big ones at thats!
-->'''Mom''': Money's no object, as I will soon be taking over the universe. Perhaps you've heard of it?
-->'''Sal''': Hmm, a dark matter engines. You're gonna have to finds the guy who inventeds it, Hubert Farnsworth.
-->'''Mom''': That old goat from Planet Express! But he just got away, that son of a no good mother loving piece of-
-->'''Sal''': Don't worries, I've gots an idea. I mean, an ideas.

-->'''Larry''': Prepare to be crushed, and subsequently smelted, and then recycled into metal seatbelts. [He activates the machines]
-->'''Bender''': Seatbelts? Never! I endanger lives, not save them.

-->'''Fry''': Umm, are you Adoy?
-->'''Adoy''': "Adoy"? I haven't heard that name in years. Yeah, that's me.
-->'''Fry''': Uh, okay. W-we were sent here by the Professor.
-->'''Adoy''': Ah, I remember the Professor. Of course, back then I was the one called the Professor. Wait, who are we talking about?
-->'''Bender''': Oh, boy.
-->'''Leela''': Professor Hubert Farnsworth.
-->'''Adoy''': Never heard of him. So what can I do for my dear old Protégé?
-->'''Leela''': He said you might be able to help us. Long story short; Mom cut off his head and now she's trying to take over the universe!
-->'''Adoy''': Uhh. Terrible. Terrible! Terrible! But there's nothing we can do about it now. So it's a good thing you came to me!
-->'''Bender''': This guy's not making any sense! Can I kill him? Please?

-->'''Fry''': But the time machine has a hand crank, doesn't that work?
-->'''Adoy''': Ehh, sort of, if you turn the handle for two minutes; it'll send the universe two minutes back in time.
-->'''Bender''': So it gets us back to when we started turning the handle? Yippee.
-->'''Leela''': No, wait! That could be all we need to get to the generator. If one of us is fast enough.
-->'''Fry''': Great, another dangerous mission.
-->'''Bender''': Who's the sucker this time?
-->'''Leela''': Doctor Zoidberg.
-->'''Zoidberg''': Hooray, I'm the hero!
-->'''Fry/Bender''': Hooray, we don't have to do anything!
-->'''Leela''': Okay Zoidberg, once I start cranking you've got two minutes to get to where I can see you, otherwise I'll assume you've been killed and rewind time.
-->'''Zoidberg''': Killed, ay? I'm no doctor, but that sounds painful.
-->'''Fry''': Oh, it is, trust me.

-->'''Leela''': Bummer. We'll just have to be careful not to die from now on.\\
'''Bender''': ''(annoyed)'' [[TemptingFate ...You had to say that!]]\\
''(The Destructor falls on them, killing them [[KilledOffForReal for real]].)''
* After the Reanimator is destroyed and Fry, Leela and Bender are killed by Destructor.
-->'''Professor''': Damn it Mom! No one kills my crew except for me! You're going down.
-->'''Mom''': Oh please! You wouldn't hit a lady!
-->'''Professor''': I suppose you're right. Though I would do this! Hoyyaa! (''punches her'')
-->'''Mom''': You broke my hip!
-->'''Professor''': I don't care. You wanted Planet Express so you could take over the universe, ay? Well, I guess your evil plan is foiled now, thanks to my time traveling crew.
-->'''Mom''': But you have to sell Planet Express to me! Your crew said it happened, and no one can alter the continuum of time!
-->'''Professor''': Oh, yeah? Watch me! (''He starts to tear up the contract'') The deal is off!
-->'''Mom''': Oh, well. How about if I throw in this hat? (''holds up a sombrero''.)
-->'''Professor''': Mmm.
-->(''Cut to Planet Express office. The Professor enters wearing the sombrero.'')
-->'''Professor''': [[ShootTheShaggyDog Good news, everyone!]] [[HereWeGoAgain I've sold Planet Express to Mom!]]
-->(''Fry & Leela gasp, Bender stutters.'')

* Destructor's final words after his boss fight is beaten.

* Almost the entirety of the Emmy-winning show (with a few tear-jerking moments) to the point of being named "Most Critically Acclaimed Animated Series" by Guinness Book Of World Records.

* [[Funny/FuturamaSeason9 Season 9]]

-->'''Bender:''' (''[[TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat who really shouldn't be able to hear him]]'') No, the kind of immediately where you sit around on your ass for an hour. Yes, now!

-->'''Bender''': Has anyone noticed how Fry always seems to turn on the TV at just the right moment?