History Funny / FullmetalAlchemist

26th Nov '17 9:01:08 AM nombretomado
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* "Beginnings of Love". Darius is either a [[FurryFandom furry]], or just has some weird kinks.

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* "Beginnings of Love". Darius is either a [[FurryFandom [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom furry]], or just has some weird kinks.
25th Nov '17 11:19:15 AM flyboy254
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* During the final battle in chapter 107, the Briggs soldiers are told to cease fire and run for cover because the Flame Alchemist is coming. Understandably all of them are nervous. Except for one soldier, whose expression is somewhere between "Excited" and "Incredibly aroused".
13th Nov '17 6:22:22 PM Izzie
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* The final episode includes the reveal that Olivier saved Scar because she wanted him to teach her men Alkahestry... But also because she wants to mess with Roy. Who, as far as she knows at this point, is still blind.
** The scene manages to be even funnier in the manga as Scar immediately complains about how the Rockbells, and now Olivier, just won't let him just die, followed by him realising that Olivier could be court-martialed for this, and her saying that she's gotten away with much worse.
12th Nov '17 4:51:58 PM bleach246
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* After Cornello's HumiliationConga he runs into Lust and Gluttony who are casually sitting around his office. Gluttony, [[RunningGag of course]], asks if he can eat Cornello but Lust tells him no saying that he'll get a stomach ache from eating someone like him. [[spoiler:After Lust kills Cornello she wonders what they will do about Liore and Gluttony proceeds to eat Cornello's corpse while she is distracted. Lust's chiding "hey I fought I told you not to eat that" is [[BlackComedy hilariously dark]] since it comes off like a mother scolding her naughty child.]]


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* During chapter 6 of the manga Envy arrives for the first time disguised in [[spoiler:Cornello's body]] where he proceeds to talk about the Homunculus' plans. Lust asks Envy to switch into their normal form, since she finds Envy's current body disgusting, and this exchange occurs:
-->'''Envy:''' Come on, I'm just setting the mood, that's all. But if I'm going to change shape anyway... why should I be a crusty old geezer... (Envy proceeds to transform back into it's preferred form)... [[SissyVillain When I can be young and cute?]]\\
'''Lust:''' (Laughing) Even though on the inside your the most ruthless of all of us!\\
'''Envy:''' ''[CrossPoppingVeins]'' Are you trying to pick a fight Lust?
** In the next scene one of [[spoiler:Cornello's]] followers appears, having seen Envy's transformation and calls them a monster. Envy replies that they are '''so''' insulted with some pretty hilarious side eye. Gluttony them asks if he can eat the new arrival. There's a {{beat}} panel and in the next scene Envy and Lust are talking about the Scar situation while Gluttony can be heard [[GoryDiscretionShot eating in the background.]]
4th Nov '17 4:55:24 PM Kalaong
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* Olivier throws Alex bodily into the fountain they're walking past, half-drowning him, before pulling him out and dragging him behind her back up the stairs into the house*
-->'''Alex:''' *BigNo*\\

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* Olivier throws Alex bodily into the fountain they're walking past, half-drowning him, before pulling him out and dragging him behind her back up the stairs into the house*
-->'''Alex:'''
house*\\
'''Alex:'''
*BigNo*\\



* Almost all of the second OVA. Ed and Al really don't want to visit Winry with busted automail, but then Ed sees a jewelry shop...\\

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* Almost all of the second OVA. Ed and Al really don't want to visit Winry with busted automail, but then Ed sees a jewelry shop...\\
4th Nov '17 4:49:51 PM Kalaong
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* During one of Armstrong's famous shirtless scenes:\\
'''[[TheComicallySerious Riza]]:''' [[LampshadeHanging Did he]] ''[[LampshadeHanging have]]'' [[LampshadeHanging to strip?]]\\

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* During one of Armstrong's famous shirtless scenes:\\
'''[[TheComicallySerious
scenes:
-->'''[[TheComicallySerious
Riza]]:''' [[LampshadeHanging Did he]] ''[[LampshadeHanging have]]'' [[LampshadeHanging to strip?]]\\
25th Oct '17 5:27:35 PM Kalaong
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-->'''Issac:''' ''(pointing to Al)'' So it's not you?
-->'''Al:''' ''(awkwardly)'' Oh... um... no. I'm his younger brother, Alphonse.
-->'''Issac:''' But he's a runt!
-->'''Ed:''' [[TheNapoleon OH YEAH, CAN A RUNT DO]] ''[[TheNapoleon THIS?!]]'' ''(uses alchemy to trap Issac)''
-->'''Issac:''' I've heard the stories but still I'd never imagine ''this''. The Fullmetal Alchemist is just a little kid!
-->'''Ed:''' [[BerserkButton DON'T CALL ME LITTLE!!!]] ''(uses alchemy again to send Issac flying)''
-->'''Al:''' You know, brother, I don't think he was really talking about your height just now.
-->'''Ed:''' WELL EVEN IF HE WASN'T, HE STILL PISSED ME OFF!

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-->'''Issac:''' ''(pointing to Al)'' So it's not you?
-->'''Al:'''
you?\\
'''Al:'''
''(awkwardly)'' Oh... um... no. I'm his younger brother, Alphonse.
-->'''Issac:'''
Alphonse.\\
'''Issac:'''
But he's a runt!
-->'''Ed:'''
runt!\\
'''Ed:'''
[[TheNapoleon OH YEAH, CAN A RUNT DO]] ''[[TheNapoleon THIS?!]]'' ''(uses alchemy to trap Issac)''
-->'''Issac:'''
Issac)''\\
'''Issac:'''
I've heard the stories but still I'd never imagine ''this''. The Fullmetal Alchemist is just a little kid!
-->'''Ed:'''
kid!\\
'''Ed:'''
[[BerserkButton DON'T CALL ME LITTLE!!!]] ''(uses alchemy again to send Issac flying)''
-->'''Al:'''
flying)''\\
'''Al:'''
You know, brother, I don't think he was really talking about your height just now.
-->'''Ed:'''
now.\\
'''Ed:'''
WELL EVEN IF HE WASN'T, HE STILL PISSED ME OFF!



-->''[Ed doesn't want to drink his milk]''
-->'''Pinako:''' If you don't drink it, you'll stay short forever.
-->'''Ed:''' ''[CrossPoppingVeins]'' You mean like you, ya sawed-off old hag?!
-->'''Pinako:''' ''[CrossPoppingVeins]'' What was that, you little half-pint midget?!
-->'''Ed:''' Shrunk-down mini-witch!
-->'''Pinako:''' Micro-peewee!
-->'''Ed:''' [[RedundantDepartmentOfRedundancy BABY ANT BABY!]]
-->'''Pinako:''' SUBATOMIC SHRIMP!

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-->''[Ed doesn't want to drink his milk]''
-->'''Pinako:'''
milk]''\\
'''Pinako:'''
If you don't drink it, you'll stay short forever.
-->'''Ed:'''
forever.\\
'''Ed:'''
''[CrossPoppingVeins]'' You mean like you, ya sawed-off old hag?!
-->'''Pinako:'''
hag?!\\
'''Pinako:'''
''[CrossPoppingVeins]'' What was that, you little half-pint midget?!
-->'''Ed:'''
midget?!\\
'''Ed:'''
Shrunk-down mini-witch!
-->'''Pinako:''' Micro-peewee!
-->'''Ed:'''
mini-witch!\\
'''Pinako:''' Micro-peewee!\\
'''Ed:'''
[[RedundantDepartmentOfRedundancy BABY ANT BABY!]]
-->'''Pinako:'''
BABY!]]\\
'''Pinako:'''
SUBATOMIC SHRIMP!



--> '''Truth:''' Hello.
--> '''Ed:''' Who are you?
--> '''Truth:''' ''(throws its arms up into the air out of joy)'' Oh, I'm so glad you asked!

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--> '''Truth:''' Hello.
-->
-->'''Truth:''' Hello.\\
'''Ed:''' Who are you?
-->
you?\\
'''Truth:''' ''(throws its arms up into the air out of joy)'' Oh, I'm so glad you asked!



-->'''Alphonse:''' OH GREAT! NOW MY ARM'S FALLEN OFF BECAUSE MY BROTHER'S A BIG FAT IDIOT!
* During one of Armstrong's famous shirtless scenes:
-->'''[[TheComicallySerious Riza]]:''' [[LampshadeHanging Did he]] ''[[LampshadeHanging have]]'' [[LampshadeHanging to strip?]]
-->'''Havoc:''' Are you surprised? He's clearly insane.

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-->'''Alphonse:''' --->'''Alphonse:''' OH GREAT! NOW MY ARM'S FALLEN OFF BECAUSE MY BROTHER'S A BIG FAT IDIOT!
* During one of Armstrong's famous shirtless scenes:
-->'''[[TheComicallySerious
scenes:\\
'''[[TheComicallySerious
Riza]]:''' [[LampshadeHanging Did he]] ''[[LampshadeHanging have]]'' [[LampshadeHanging to strip?]]
-->'''Havoc:'''
strip?]]\\
'''Havoc:'''
Are you surprised? He's clearly insane.



--->'''Armstrong:''' I thought he might get lonely.
--->'''Ed:''' MY BROTHER ISN'T SOME KIND OF FARM ANIMAL!

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--->'''Armstrong:''' I thought he might get lonely.
--->'''Ed:'''
lonely.\\
'''Ed:'''
MY BROTHER ISN'T SOME KIND OF FARM ANIMAL!



-->'''Ed:''' Damn. It's even tighter in here than I thought. I couldn't through this far if I was regular-sized... Lucky I've got a small body.
-->''({{Beat}})''
-->'''Ed:''' '''''OH, NOOOO!!! I JUST CALLED MYSELF A [[TwistingtheWords TINY LITTLE PIPSQUEAK]]!!!'''''

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-->'''Ed:''' Damn. It's even tighter in here than I thought. I couldn't through this far if I was regular-sized... Lucky I've got a small body. \n-->''({{Beat}})''\n-->'''Ed:''' \\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Ed:'''
'''''OH, NOOOO!!! I JUST CALLED MYSELF A [[TwistingtheWords TINY LITTLE PIPSQUEAK]]!!!'''''



-->'''Barry:''' Fine! But even if you don't know who I am, shouldn't you be at least a little scared [at his AnimatedArmor]? Shouldn't you be going "Aaaaah!" or "What happened to your body?!" or ''something''!
--> ''[Al silently removes his head]''
-->'''Barry:''' [[HypocriticalHumor Aaaaah! What happened to YOUR body, freak?!]]
-->'''Al:''' Hey, now that's impolite!

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-->'''Barry:''' Fine! But even if you don't know who I am, shouldn't you be at least a little scared [at his AnimatedArmor]? Shouldn't you be going "Aaaaah!" or "What happened to your body?!" or ''something''!
-->
''something''!\\
''[Al silently removes his head]''
-->'''Barry:'''
head]''\\
'''Barry:'''
[[HypocriticalHumor Aaaaah! What happened to YOUR body, freak?!]]
-->'''Al:'''
freak?!]]\\
'''Al:'''
Hey, now that's impolite!



-->'''Ross:''' My punishment for slapping you?
-->'''Ed:''' Nothing. I had it coming.
-->''[Ross and Brosh nearly pass out in relief]''
-->'''Ed:''' What's got you two so scared of me?
-->'''Ross:''' State certified Alchemists carry a military rank equivalent to that of a Major.
-->'''Ed:''' Don't worry about it. I didn't get my certification so people would kiss up to me. You don't have to talk to me like I'm a high-ranking officer.
-->'''Ross:''' Really? Oh.
-->'''Brosh:''' Huh. I guess we were scared of the brat for nothing.
-->'''Ed:''' ''[grumbling angrily]'' They adjust quickly.

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-->'''Ross:''' My punishment for slapping you?
-->'''Ed:'''
you?\\
'''Ed:'''
Nothing. I had it coming.
-->''[Ross
coming.\\
''[Ross
and Brosh nearly pass out in relief]''
-->'''Ed:'''
relief]''\\
'''Ed:'''
What's got you two so scared of me?
-->'''Ross:'''
me?\\
'''Ross:'''
State certified Alchemists carry a military rank equivalent to that of a Major.
-->'''Ed:'''
Major.\\
'''Ed:'''
Don't worry about it. I didn't get my certification so people would kiss up to me. You don't have to talk to me like I'm a high-ranking officer.
-->'''Ross:'''
officer.\\
'''Ross:'''
Really? Oh.
-->'''Brosh:'''
Oh.\\
'''Brosh:'''
Huh. I guess we were scared of the brat for nothing.
-->'''Ed:'''
nothing.\\
'''Ed:'''
''[grumbling angrily]'' They adjust quickly.



-->'''Winry:''' You didn't drink your milk.
-->'''Ed:''' ''[grumbling]'' Why should I? I hate it.
-->'''Winry:''' YOU'RE GOING TO BE SMALL AND STUNTED FOREVER IF YOU KEEP USING ''THAT'' STUPID EXCUSE!
-->'''Ed:''' SHUT UP! I DON'T HAVE TO DRINK IT IF I DON'T WANNA!
* In Episode 9, we get this great line from Hughes.
--> '''Hughes:''' Yo, Ed m'boy! Is it true you invited a pretty blonde girl into your room to service you?" And after Ed [[SheIsNotMyGirlfriend tries to correct him]]... "Oh, I see. So you seduced your mechanic, have you?

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-->'''Winry:''' You didn't drink your milk.
-->'''Ed:'''
milk.\\
'''Ed:'''
''[grumbling]'' Why should I? I hate it.
-->'''Winry:'''
it.\\
'''Winry:'''
YOU'RE GOING TO BE SMALL AND STUNTED FOREVER IF YOU KEEP USING ''THAT'' STUPID EXCUSE!
-->'''Ed:'''
EXCUSE!\\
'''Ed:'''
SHUT UP! I DON'T HAVE TO DRINK IT IF I DON'T WANNA!
* In Episode 9, we get this great line from Hughes. \n--> \\
'''Hughes:''' Yo, Ed m'boy! Is it true you invited a pretty blonde girl into your room to service you?" And after Ed [[SheIsNotMyGirlfriend tries to correct him]]... "Oh, I see. So you seduced your mechanic, have you?



--->"If you don't tell me where they are..."
--->"So? What happened if I don't tell you?!"
--->"I'll give you this" ''([[BloodFromTheMouth pukes blood]] in his face)''
--->[[HilarityEnsues "NO YEEAKH UGH AAAH!!!!"]]

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--->"If you don't tell me where they are..."
--->"So?
"\\
"So?
What happened if I don't tell you?!"
--->"I'll
you?!"\\
"I'll
give you this" ''([[BloodFromTheMouth pukes blood]] in his face)''
--->[[HilarityEnsues
face)''\\
[[HilarityEnsues
"NO YEEAKH UGH AAAH!!!!"]]



---> [[PapaWolf "HOW DARE YOU MESS WITH MY WOMAN!! TAKE THIS!!!"]]
---> "Oh dear, don't get too rough with him...."

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---> [[PapaWolf "HOW DARE YOU MESS WITH MY WOMAN!! TAKE THIS!!!"]]
--->
THIS!!!"]]\\
"Oh dear, don't get too rough with him...."



--->'''Barry:''' Hey, toots, who's the chump?
--->'''Riza:''' Quiet, you!
--->'''Roy:''' ''(GlowingEyesOfDoom)'' ''Move aside, Lieutenant. There's going to be a '''FIRE''' tonight.''

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--->'''Barry:''' Hey, toots, who's the chump?
--->'''Riza:'''
chump?\\
'''Riza:'''
Quiet, you!
--->'''Roy:'''
you!\\
'''Roy:'''
''(GlowingEyesOfDoom)'' ''Move aside, Lieutenant. There's going to be a '''FIRE''' tonight.''



--->'''Ling:''' ''([[GratuitousEnglish in a heavier accent than normal]])'' So sorry, I no understand much language of this country! Okay, bye-bye now~!
--->'''Ed:''' HEY! YOU GET THE HELL BACK HERE!

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--->'''Ling:''' ''([[GratuitousEnglish in a heavier accent than normal]])'' So sorry, I no understand much language of this country! Okay, bye-bye now~!
--->'''Ed:'''
now~!\\
'''Ed:'''
HEY! YOU GET THE HELL BACK HERE!



--->'''Barry:''' Don't you ever make me do something like that again, you ass.

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--->'''Barry:''' -->'''Barry:''' Don't you ever make me do something like that again, you ass.



--->'''Roy:''' We'll say that Falman has been taken hostage by a manic psycho. ''(SMASH)'' Hey, what was that?
--->'''Barry:''' I didn't want to explain everything to him, so I K-O ed him.
--->'''Roy:''' Huh.

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--->'''Roy:''' We'll say that Falman has been taken hostage by a manic psycho. ''(SMASH)'' Hey, what was that?
--->'''Barry:'''
that?\\
'''Barry:'''
I didn't want to explain everything to him, so I K-O ed him.
--->'''Roy:'''
him.\\
'''Roy:'''
Huh.



--->'''Havoc:''' Hey, Colonel? Ya mind giving me a light, here [since you wrecked my lighter]? ''(He pauses for a second, then)'' Oh, right, you're all wet.
--->'''Mustang:''' ''[defensive]'' YEAH?! WELL THOSE THINGS'LL KILL YOU, YOU KNOW THAT?!

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--->'''Havoc:''' Hey, Colonel? Ya mind giving me a light, here [since you wrecked my lighter]? ''(He pauses for a second, then)'' Oh, right, you're all wet.
--->'''Mustang:'''
wet.\\
'''Mustang:'''
''[defensive]'' YEAH?! WELL THOSE THINGS'LL KILL YOU, YOU KNOW THAT?!



--> '''Ed:''' WHAT THE HELLLLLLL?!?
--> '''Al:''' I'm, sorry, brother.
--> '''Ed:''' You...! What...?! How are you this beat up?! AAAH! ''(notices Ling and Lan Fan)'' And YOU! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
--> '''Ling:''' ''[mouth full of food]'' Eating a delicious dinner.
--> ''And Lan Fan is eating too!''

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--> '''Ed:''' WHAT THE HELLLLLLL?!?
-->
HELLLLLLL?!?\\
'''Al:''' I'm, sorry, brother.
-->
brother.\\
'''Ed:''' You...! What...?! How are you this beat up?! AAAH! ''(notices Ling and Lan Fan)'' And YOU! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
-->
HERE?!\\
'''Ling:''' ''[mouth full of food]'' Eating a delicious dinner.
-->
dinner.\\
''And Lan Fan is eating too!''



-->'''Ed:''' Well.. Uh, Winry... Do, um... Uh... Do you remember when Al and I got in a fight when we were kids about... who'd marry you?
-->'''Al:''' Huh? The fight we were talking about on the roof?
-->'''Ed:''' Yeah, that one. Al told me you turned him down.
-->'''Winry:''' Mm-hmm. Turned you both down.
-->'''Ed:''' Whatever, so the question's for both of you then... What was your reasoning?
-->'''Al:''' She said...
-->'''Al and Winry:''' "I just don't like men who are shorter than me."
-->''[Ed lets out a high pitched shriek in horror.]''
-->''[Flashback to show that Ed and Al were indeed shorter than her at that age]''
-->'''Ed:''' ''[[[OcularGushers sobbing]]]'' YOU CAN'T JUDGE A MAN FOR SOMETHING HE CAN'T HELP!

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-->'''Ed:''' --->'''Ed:''' Well.. Uh, Winry... Do, um... Uh... Do you remember when Al and I got in a fight when we were kids about... who'd marry you?
-->'''Al:'''
you?\\
'''Al:'''
Huh? The fight we were talking about on the roof?
-->'''Ed:'''
roof?\\
'''Ed:'''
Yeah, that one. Al told me you turned him down.
-->'''Winry:'''
down.\\
'''Winry:'''
Mm-hmm. Turned you both down.
-->'''Ed:'''
down.\\
'''Ed:'''
Whatever, so the question's for both of you then... What was your reasoning?
-->'''Al:'''
reasoning?\\
'''Al:'''
She said...
-->'''Al
said...\\
'''Al
and Winry:''' "I just don't like men who are shorter than me."
-->''[Ed
"\\
''[Ed
lets out a high pitched shriek in horror.]''
-->''[Flashback
]''\\
''[Flashback
to show that Ed and Al were indeed shorter than her at that age]''
-->'''Ed:'''
age]'' \\
'''Ed:'''
''[[[OcularGushers sobbing]]]'' YOU CAN'T JUDGE A MAN FOR SOMETHING HE CAN'T HELP!



--->'''Ed:''' OOOH, SOUNDS LIKE THE COLONEL'S SCARED OF BIG, BAD SCAR! I'M NOT SURPRISED CONSIDERING HOW USELESS YOU WERE AGAINST HIM! HA HA HA!
--->'''Mustang:''' ''[extremely defensive]'' THAT WASN'T MY FAULT! IT WAS RAINING THAT DAY!
--->'''Ed:''' Was it raining when you got beat up and sent to the hospital?! Ha! You're still useless!
--->'''Mustang:''' Shut your mouth, Fullme-!

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--->'''Ed:''' OOOH, SOUNDS LIKE THE COLONEL'S SCARED OF BIG, BAD SCAR! I'M NOT SURPRISED CONSIDERING HOW USELESS YOU WERE AGAINST HIM! HA HA HA!
--->'''Mustang:'''
HA!\\
'''Mustang:'''
''[extremely defensive]'' THAT WASN'T MY FAULT! IT WAS RAINING THAT DAY!
--->'''Ed:'''
DAY!\\
'''Ed:'''
Was it raining when you got beat up and sent to the hospital?! Ha! You're still useless!
--->'''Mustang:'''
useless!\\
'''Mustang:'''
Shut your mouth, Fullme-!



--->'''Ed:''' Well, you see... there's... always a chance my arm could get broken... or even... ''(small voice)'' destroyed...
--->'''Winry:''' ''(holding a bloody wrench)'' Are you ''planning'' on destroying it?!

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--->'''Ed:''' Well, you see... there's... always a chance my arm could get broken... or even... ''(small voice)'' destroyed...
--->'''Winry:'''
destroyed...\\
'''Winry:'''
''(holding a bloody wrench)'' Are you ''planning'' on destroying it?!



-->'''Ed''': ''(deadpan)'' He swallowed it?
-->'''Al''': [[OhCrap Uh-Oh.]]
-->''(Gluttony resumes tearing up the surroundings, and everyone runs for their lives)''
-->'''Ed''': HEY, THAT WORKED WELL!
-->'''Roy''': THINK YOU CAN DO BETTER?! BE MY GUEST!
-->'''Al''': Or we could just leave you behind, Colonel! You're the one he really wants!

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-->'''Ed''': ''(deadpan)'' He swallowed it?
-->'''Al''':
it?\\
'''Al''':
[[OhCrap Uh-Oh.]]
-->''(Gluttony
]]\\
''(Gluttony
resumes tearing up the surroundings, and everyone runs for their lives)''
-->'''Ed''':
lives)''\\
'''Ed''':
HEY, THAT WORKED WELL!
-->'''Roy''':
WELL!\\
'''Roy''':
THINK YOU CAN DO BETTER?! BE MY GUEST!
-->'''Al''':
GUEST!\\
'''Al''':
Or we could just leave you behind, Colonel! You're the one he really wants!



-->[[spoiler: '''Greed:''']] BWHAHAHAHAHAHA~ What the hell is a brat doing here? Oh well. Let me have your body. I'll put it to good use.
-->[[spoiler: '''Ling:''']] Fine... it's all yours!
-->[[spoiler: '''Greed:''']] What?
-->[[spoiler: '''Ling:''']] I'm saying that I'll accept you!
-->[[spoiler: '''Greed:''']] Wouldn't people normally be against it?

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-->[[spoiler: '''Greed:''']] BWHAHAHAHAHAHA~ What the hell is a brat doing here? Oh well. Let me have your body. I'll put it to good use.
-->[[spoiler:
use.\\
[[spoiler:
'''Ling:''']] Fine... it's all yours!
-->[[spoiler:
yours!\\
[[spoiler:
'''Greed:''']] What?
-->[[spoiler:
What?\\
[[spoiler:
'''Ling:''']] I'm saying that I'll accept you!
-->[[spoiler:
you!\\
[[spoiler:
'''Greed:''']] Wouldn't people normally be against it?



-->'''Father:''' This is indeed surprising! I had no idea he had children!

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-->'''Father:''' --->'''Father:''' This is indeed surprising! I had no idea he had children!



-->'''May:''' HOW DARE YOU TOY WITH THE FEELINGS OF A MAIDEN, YOU HUMAN MICROBE?!
-->'''Ed:''' WHAT'D YOU CALL ME, MICRO-GIRL?!

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-->'''May:''' HOW DARE YOU TOY WITH THE FEELINGS OF A MAIDEN, YOU HUMAN MICROBE?!
-->'''Ed:'''
MICROBE?!\\
'''Ed:'''
WHAT'D YOU CALL ME, MICRO-GIRL?!MICRO-GIRL?!
** The [[https://youtu.be/rlDLgiTQe-k?t=2m21s animated version]] is even more wonderful due to expert direction.
--->'''May:''' YOU TOYED WITH MY PURE HEART, YOU MIDGET!\\
'''Ed:''' SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, MIDGET!



-->'''May:''' ''(whimpering)'' Quit interfering with the affairs of our country...
-->'''Dr. Knox:''' I DON'T CARE, DUMBASS!

to:

-->'''May:''' ''(whimpering)'' Quit interfering with the affairs of our country...
-->'''Dr.
country...\\
'''Dr.
Knox:''' I DON'T CARE, DUMBASS!



* Mustang's expression in Episode 31 after Edward tells him "Don't you go worrying the lieutenant either!" Yes, Roy -- EveryoneCanSeeIt!

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* Mustang's expression in Episode 31 after Edward tells him "Don't you go worrying the lieutenant either!" Yes, Roy -- - EveryoneCanSeeIt!



-->'''Chimera:''' We're your allies-!
-->'''Alphones:''' ''(With GlowingEyesOfDoom)'' Our allies aren't freaks like you! ''(Uppercuts him)''
* One that comes across even funnier in the anime: Ed is in a hospital bed trying to tell Winry that despite his seeming affability, she shouldn't trust Kimblee. So, he starts saying that during his conversation with Hawkeye, he learned of the terrible things Kimblee did in Ishval. The funny part comes in because Ed then remembers the ''other thing'' that came out during that conversation--Riza commenting on his love for Winry. So, Ed gets distracted and to steady his mind, starts randomly spouting ''the periodic table of elements'' like the BlackSpeech.

to:

-->'''Chimera:''' We're your allies-!
-->'''Alphones:'''
allies-!\\
'''Alphones:'''
''(With GlowingEyesOfDoom)'' Our allies aren't freaks like you! ''(Uppercuts him)''
* One that comes across even funnier in the anime: Ed is in a hospital bed trying to tell Winry that despite his seeming affability, she shouldn't trust Kimblee. So, he starts saying that during his conversation with Hawkeye, he learned of the terrible things Kimblee did in Ishval. The funny part comes in because Ed then remembers the ''other thing'' that came out during that conversation--Riza conversation-Riza commenting on his love for Winry. So, Ed gets distracted and to steady his mind, starts randomly spouting ''the periodic table of elements'' like the BlackSpeech.



* We find out about [[TrainingFromHell Izumi's training]] from Olivier.
-->'''Olivier:''' Several years ago, before I came here, there was rumor of a strange woman stealing food from the fortress...
** And we see ''exactly'' what went on as an OVA! "The Chronicle of Teacher" is a CMOF from start to finish: where the Elric brothers went through a fairly traditional Robinson Crusoe experience, Izumi spent her days chasing down rabbits on foot, harassing wolf packs, and beating up bears in unarmed combat. After the credit we get "Teacher's First Love", a pink-and-pastel-tinged retelling of Izumi's return to town, this time in a GirlyRun which crashes her right into a large, bearded man. They pick themselves up, he returns her belongings, their hands touch, their eyes meet... it was LoveAtFirstSight.
--->"Just a moment, young lady! You, uh, you dropped your dead bear."\\

to:

* We find out about [[TrainingFromHell Izumi's training]] from Olivier. \n-->'''Olivier:''' \\
'''Olivier:'''
Several years ago, before I came here, there was rumor of a strange woman stealing food from the fortress...
** And we see ''exactly'' what went on as an OVA! "The Chronicle of Teacher" is a CMOF from start to finish: where the Elric brothers went through a fairly traditional Robinson Crusoe experience, Izumi spent her days chasing down rabbits on foot, harassing wolf packs, and beating up bears in unarmed combat. After the credit we get "Teacher's First Love", a pink-and-pastel-tinged retelling of Izumi's return to town, this time in a GirlyRun which crashes her right into a large, bearded man. They pick themselves up, he returns her belongings, their hands touch, their eyes meet... it was LoveAtFirstSight.
--->"Just
LoveAtFirstSight.
-->"Just
a moment, young lady! You, uh, you dropped your dead bear."\\



-->'''Soldier 1:''' Winry's gone...
-->'''Soldier 2:''' Our precious female resource...
-->'''Soldier 3:''' I miss her charms...
-->'''Soldier 4:''' She was the flower of our fort...
-->'''Briggs Doctor:''' Our boss is female too, remember?
-->'''Soldier 5:''' She's too '''scary''' to be a woman!

to:

-->'''Soldier 1:''' Winry's gone...
-->'''Soldier
gone...\\
'''Soldier
2:''' Our precious female resource...
-->'''Soldier
resource...\\
'''Soldier
3:''' I miss her charms...
-->'''Soldier
charms...\\
'''Soldier
4:''' She was the flower of our fort...
-->'''Briggs
fort...\\
'''Briggs
Doctor:''' Our boss is female too, remember?
-->'''Soldier
remember?\\
'''Soldier
5:''' She's too '''scary''' to be a woman!



* In the anime, apparently Yoki had a few adventures before stumbling onto the Ishvalan camp. The black and white silent film reel style was funny enough, but the funniest is that he tried to rob the Armstrong mansion. He first runs into Alex's two hulking sisters, running away from them in fright before coming across Katherine, the cutesy moe one -- fans who watched Episode 37 of the first anime know what's coming. He goes all 'awww' before she shrieks and ''hurls a piano at him''!

to:

* In the anime, apparently Yoki had a few adventures before stumbling onto the Ishvalan camp. The black and white silent film reel style was funny enough, but the funniest is that he tried to rob the Armstrong mansion. He first runs into Alex's two hulking sisters, running away from them in fright before coming across Katherine, the cutesy moe one -- - fans who watched Episode 37 of the first anime know what's coming. He goes all 'awww' before she shrieks and ''hurls a piano at him''!



-->'''Yoki:''' Please, Mr. Scar! You won't stand back and let this thing kill me? Right? ''(Scar looks the other way)''
-->'''Yoki:''' '''HOW COULD YOU TURN YOUR BACK ON ME?!'''

to:

-->'''Yoki:''' Please, Mr. Scar! You won't stand back and let this thing kill me? Right? ''(Scar looks the other way)''
-->'''Yoki:'''
way)'' \\
'''Yoki:'''
'''HOW COULD YOU TURN YOUR BACK ON ME?!'''



-->'''May Chang:''' Poor Yoki. I'm sorry I didn't get to know you better.
-->'''Al:''' ''[waving hankerchief]'' We'll never forget your sacrifice.

to:

-->'''May --->'''May Chang:''' Poor Yoki. I'm sorry I didn't get to know you better.
-->'''Al:'''
better.\\
'''Al:'''
''[waving hankerchief]'' We'll never forget your sacrifice.



-->'''Ed:''' And you doubted me.
-->'''Heinkel:''' Yeah, well can you change it back into a normal car now?
-->'''Ed:''' And why's that? I think this car looks cool as hell!
-->'''Darius:''' Just change it back. Please, we're begging you.
-->'''Ed:''' Oh, yeah?! You guys got a problem with my sense of style?!
-->'''Darius and Heinkel:''' You don't have any!

to:

-->'''Ed:''' And you doubted me.
-->'''Heinkel:'''
me.\\
'''Heinkel:'''
Yeah, well can you change it back into a normal car now?
-->'''Ed:'''
now?\\
'''Ed:'''
And why's that? I think this car looks cool as hell!
-->'''Darius:'''
hell!\\
'''Darius:'''
Just change it back. Please, we're begging you.
-->'''Ed:'''
you.\\
'''Ed:'''
Oh, yeah?! You guys got a problem with my sense of style?!
-->'''Darius
style?!\\
'''Darius
and Heinkel:''' You don't have any!



--> '''Al:''' Father?!
--> '''Hohenheim:''' My vintage armor!!
--> '''Al:''' '''What!!!! (Anime)/[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]] (Manga)'''
--> '''Hohenheim:''' Oh... Er, Sorry.

to:

--> '''Al:''' Father?!
-->
Father?!\\
'''Hohenheim:''' My vintage armor!!
-->
armor!!\\
'''Al:''' '''What!!!! (Anime)/[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]] (Manga)'''
-->
(Manga)'''\\
'''Hohenheim:''' Oh... Er, Sorry.



* Olivier throws Alex bodily into the fountain they're walking past, half-drowning him, before pulling him out and dragging him behind her back up the stairs into the house*\\
'''Alex:''' *BigNo*\\

to:

* Olivier throws Alex bodily into the fountain they're walking past, half-drowning him, before pulling him out and dragging him behind her back up the stairs into the house*\\
'''Alex:'''
house*
-->'''Alex:'''
*BigNo*\\



-->'''MissionControl''': Who's attacking you!?
-->'''Izumi''': (''snatches the phone'') A '''HOUSEWIFE!'''

to:

-->'''MissionControl''': Who's attacking you!?
-->'''Izumi''':
you!?\\
'''Izumi''':
(''snatches the phone'') A '''HOUSEWIFE!'''



--> '''Winry:''' EYAAAAAAAAH!
--> '''Briggs Men:''' ''(burst in with guns)'' Hey! What's the matter here?
--> ''(Ed freaks out, almost trying to say "[[NotWhatItLooksLike IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!]]")''
--> '''Briggs Soldier:''' When did Edward Elric get here?
--> '''Darius:''' ''(appear with guns)'' Drop your guns!
--> ''(Den bites Darius on the ass, making him scream in pain with tears in his eyes)''
--> '''Greed:''' ''(pulls Den away)'' What the hell's going on up here?
--> '''Winry:''' Eh--Ling?
--> '''Briggs Soldier:''' Wait, you guys are Kimblee's men, aren't you?!
--> '''Darius:''' Hey, I know you guys. You're from Briggs!
--> '''Briggs Soldier:''' You two have been following us this whole time?!
--> ''(Den continues to bark at Greed, whose face is ''screaming'' FML)''
--> '''Heinkel:''' Everyone, calm down! Lower your guns!
--> '''Winry:''' Okay, Ed. You wanna tell me what's going on here?
--> '''Ed:''' Looks like a cautionary tale about guns.
--> '''Winry:''' Don't be a smartass, tell me why you're in my room!
--> '''Ed:''' ''(visibly embarrassed)'' I just wanted someplace private to eat my sandwich!
--> ''(argument continues in background)''
--> '''Winry:''' ''(twitching)'' '''GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!!''' ''(smashes everybody out the door with a wrench)''

to:

--> '''Winry:''' EYAAAAAAAAH!
-->
EYAAAAAAAAH!\\
'''Briggs Men:''' ''(burst in with guns)'' Hey! What's the matter here?
-->
here?\\
''(Ed freaks out, almost trying to say "[[NotWhatItLooksLike IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!]]")''
-->
LIKE!]]")''\\
'''Briggs Soldier:''' When did Edward Elric get here?
-->
here?\\
'''Darius:''' ''(appear with guns)'' Drop your guns!
-->
guns!\\
''(Den bites Darius on the ass, making him scream in pain with tears in his eyes)''
-->
eyes)''\\
'''Greed:''' ''(pulls Den away)'' What the hell's going on up here?
-->
here?\\
'''Winry:''' Eh--Ling?
-->
Eh-Ling?\\
'''Briggs Soldier:''' Wait, you guys are Kimblee's men, aren't you?!
-->
you?!\\
'''Darius:''' Hey, I know you guys. You're from Briggs!
-->
Briggs!\\
'''Briggs Soldier:''' You two have been following us this whole time?!
-->
time?!\\
''(Den continues to bark at Greed, whose face is ''screaming'' FML)''
-->
FML)''\\
'''Heinkel:''' Everyone, calm down! Lower your guns!
-->
guns!\\
'''Winry:''' Okay, Ed. You wanna tell me what's going on here?
-->
here?\\
'''Ed:''' Looks like a cautionary tale about guns.
-->
guns.\\
'''Winry:''' Don't be a smartass, tell me why you're in my room!
-->
room!\\
'''Ed:''' ''(visibly embarrassed)'' I just wanted someplace private to eat my sandwich!
-->
sandwich!\\
''(argument continues in background)''
-->
background)''\\
'''Winry:''' ''(twitching)'' '''GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!!''' ''(smashes everybody out the door with a wrench)''



'''Roy:''' You know what they represent? Those hyacinths--know what they mean?\\

to:

'''Roy:''' You know what they represent? Those hyacinths--know hyacinths-know what they mean?\\



-->'''Ed:''' Heinkel! You guys should run for cover--\\

to:

-->'''Ed:''' Heinkel! You guys should run for cover--\\cover-\\



* Almost all of the second OVA. Ed and Al really don't want to visit Winry with busted automail, but then Ed sees a jewelry shop...
--> '''Winry:''' How could you ruin it so much in such short amount of time?
--> '''Ed:''' Hehehe...
--> '''Winry:''' ''(Disappointed)'' Don't you "hahaha" me. ''(Charging with wrench)'' And you never even give us even a single phone call!
--> '''Ed:''' ''(Full counter attack face and holding out the earrings)'' They're gifts, take them!
--> '''Winry:''' ''(Stops in her tracks)'' Well, I guess you can't help it.
--> '''Ed & Al:''' ''(Wide evil grin)'' The souvenir plan is a success!

to:

* Almost all of the second OVA. Ed and Al really don't want to visit Winry with busted automail, but then Ed sees a jewelry shop...
--> '''Winry:'''
shop...\\
-->'''Winry:'''
How could you ruin it so much in such short amount of time?
-->
time?\\
'''Ed:''' Hehehe...
-->
Hehehe...\\
'''Winry:''' ''(Disappointed)'' Don't you "hahaha" me. ''(Charging with wrench)'' And you never even give us even a single phone call!
-->
call!\\
'''Ed:''' ''(Full counter attack face and holding out the earrings)'' They're gifts, take them!
-->
them!\\
'''Winry:''' ''(Stops in her tracks)'' Well, I guess you can't help it.
-->
it.\\
'''Ed & Al:''' ''(Wide evil grin)'' The souvenir plan is a success!



-->'''[=McDougal=]:''' BRADLEY!!!
-->(''Bradley swipes at [=McDougal=] [[ClothingDamage and chops]] [[NakedPeopleAreFunny off all of his clothes]]'')
-->'''Bradley:''' OVER HERE OFFICER! ARREST THIS PERVERT!
-->'''[=McDougal=]:''' [[DefeatByModesty I'D RATHER YOU KILLED ME! AHHHH!]]

to:

-->'''[=McDougal=]:''' BRADLEY!!!
-->(''Bradley
BRADLEY!!!\\
(''Bradley
swipes at [=McDougal=] [[ClothingDamage and chops]] [[NakedPeopleAreFunny off all of his clothes]]'')
-->'''Bradley:'''
clothes]]'')\\
'''Bradley:'''
OVER HERE OFFICER! ARREST THIS PERVERT!
-->'''[=McDougal=]:'''
PERVERT!\\
'''[=McDougal=]:'''
[[DefeatByModesty I'D RATHER YOU KILLED ME! AHHHH!]]



* Bradley's repeated difficulties using the train, and wanting a car instead.
-->"Screw the environment, the Fuhrer should have a car!"

to:

* Bradley's repeated difficulties using the train, and wanting a car instead.
-->"Screw
instead.\\
"Screw
the environment, the Fuhrer should have a car!"



-->"I'm serious, I want my own car! '''*snaps his pen in half*'''"
* Weaponized IdiotHair.
-->'''Darius, Heinkel:''' What the hell is going on?

to:

-->"I'm --->"I'm serious, I want my own car! '''*snaps his pen in half*'''"
* Weaponized IdiotHair.
-->'''Darius,
IdiotHair.\\
'''Darius,
Heinkel:''' What the hell is going on?



--> '''Scar:''' [[spoiler: I WILL BE YOUR PARENTS!!! BOTH MOTHER AND FATHER!!!]]

to:

--> '''Scar:''' -->'''Scar:''' [[spoiler: I WILL BE YOUR PARENTS!!! BOTH MOTHER AND FATHER!!!]]



-->'''Scar:''' [[spoiler:COME TAKE COMFORT IN YOUR MOTHER'S LOVING--]] (''gets kicked by Ed'')
-->'''Al:''' I don't think this weirdo is worth you getting blood on your hands, Winry.
-->'''Winry:''' Yeah, you're right.

to:

-->'''Scar:''' --->'''Scar:''' [[spoiler:COME TAKE COMFORT IN YOUR MOTHER'S LOVING--]] LOVING-]] (''gets kicked by Ed'')
-->'''Al:'''
Ed'')\\
'''Al:'''
I don't think this weirdo is worth you getting blood on your hands, Winry.
-->'''Winry:'''
Winry.\\
'''Winry:'''
Yeah, you're right.



--> '''Mustang:''' When it's just me and the Lieutenant and there's no one else around... [[spoiler: SHE CALLS ME A CUTIEPRETTYLOVELYSEXYHUNKYMANLY ROOOOOOY!!!]] '''*BLAM BLAM*'''

to:

--> '''Mustang:''' --->'''Mustang:''' When it's just me and the Lieutenant and there's no one else around... [[spoiler: SHE CALLS ME A CUTIEPRETTYLOVELYSEXYHUNKYMANLY ROOOOOOY!!!]] '''*BLAM BLAM*'''



--> '''Hohenheim:''' Hey you, homunculi! You are pretty desperate for company, aren't you?
--> '''Father:''' No, I'm not! I'm just a people person!

to:

--> '''Hohenheim:''' -->'''Hohenheim:''' Hey you, homunculi! You are pretty desperate for company, aren't you?
-->
you?\\
'''Father:''' No, I'm not! I'm just a people person!



-->'''Al's Helmet:''' [[spoiler:HI, BIG BROTHER AL!]]
-->'''Al:''' AHHHHHHHH!

to:

-->'''Al's Helmet:''' [[spoiler:HI, BIG BROTHER AL!]]
-->'''Al:'''
AL!]]\\
'''Al:'''
AHHHHHHHH!



* Olivier CuttingTheKnot by opening a window for Sloth to jump out of (evidently knowing that he'd be [[LazyBum too lazy to turn back]]). He zooms away and becomes ATwinkleInTheSky.
-->'''The Narrator:''' And that was the last anyone ever saw of the Homunculus Sloth.

to:

* Olivier CuttingTheKnot by opening a window for Sloth to jump out of (evidently knowing that he'd be [[LazyBum too lazy to turn back]]). He zooms away and becomes ATwinkleInTheSky.
-->'''The
ATwinkleInTheSky.\\
'''The
Narrator:''' And that was the last anyone ever saw of the Homunculus Sloth.



-->'''Selim:''' My dad is not just the Fuhrer, he is also [[spoiler:a homunculus]]! The end!
-->(''King Bradley and his wife drop their utensils in silent shock'')

to:

-->'''Selim:''' My dad is not just the Fuhrer, he is also [[spoiler:a homunculus]]! The end!
-->(''King
end!\\
(''King
Bradley and his wife drop their utensils in silent shock'')



-->'''Scar *Running away and crying*:''' Why'd you do that?! My most charming feature!!! '''*bawls*'''
-->'''May:''' I'm sorry! I'll put it back!

to:

-->'''Scar *Running away and crying*:''' Why'd you do that?! My most charming feature!!! '''*bawls*'''
-->'''May:'''
'''*bawls*'''\\
'''May:'''
I'm sorry! I'll put it back!



-->'''Lust:''' Eh?
-->'''*Beat, Mustang snickers at this, causing his wounds to reopen.*'''
-->'''Mustang *now lying on the floor*:''' Oh crap, I reopened my wound!
-->'''Al, Hawkeye:''' COLONELLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
-->'''Lust:''' Wha?

to:

-->'''Lust:''' Eh?
-->'''*Beat,
Eh?\\
'''*Beat,
Mustang snickers at this, causing his wounds to reopen.*'''
-->'''Mustang
*'''\\
'''Mustang
*now lying on the floor*:''' Oh crap, I reopened my wound!
-->'''Al,
wound!\\
'''Al,
Hawkeye:''' COLONELLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
-->'''Lust:'''
COLONELLLLLLLLLLLLLL!\\
'''Lust:'''
Wha?



-->'''Miles:''' You're Amestrians, huh? Your people stole my country and ravaged it.
-->'''Ed:''' And you're an Ishvalan. You don't have much room to talk! Your people burned down the countryside and [[spoiler: killed our friend's parents!]]
-->'''*Beat. Miles then runs away*'''
-->'''Miles:''' NYEH NYEH NYEH NYEH NYEH! Why don't you cry about it? Come and get me, you big crybaby! Now kiss my ass goodbye!
-->'''Ed, Al:''' I really pissed him off!!

to:

-->'''Miles:''' You're Amestrians, huh? Your people stole my country and ravaged it.
-->'''Ed:'''
it.\\
'''Ed:'''
And you're an Ishvalan. You don't have much room to talk! Your people burned down the countryside and [[spoiler: killed our friend's parents!]]
-->'''*Beat.
parents!]]\\
'''*Beat.
Miles then runs away*'''
-->'''Miles:'''
away*'''\\
'''Miles:'''
NYEH NYEH NYEH NYEH NYEH! Why don't you cry about it? Come and get me, you big crybaby! Now kiss my ass goodbye!
-->'''Ed,
goodbye!\\
'''Ed,
Al:''' I really pissed him off!!



-->'''Ed:''' Damn you, Kimblee! What's wrong with you, why the hell is Winry here?!
-->'''Kimblee:''' What?
-->'''*Kimblee turns to face the roof of the building. Winry, sporting a [[DeathGlare death glare]] and [[RedEyesTakeWarning red eyes]], holds a bloodied and unconscious Scar in one hand, and a wrench in the other.*'''
-->'''Ed:''' You were supposed to keep an eye on her and now you've brought us all to our DOOOOOOOOOOOM!
-->'''Kimblee:''' [[SincerityMode I apologize. I truly and deeply apologize!]]

to:

-->'''Ed:''' Damn you, Kimblee! What's wrong with you, why the hell is Winry here?!
-->'''Kimblee:''' What?
-->'''*Kimblee
here?!\\
'''Kimblee:''' What?\\
'''*Kimblee
turns to face the roof of the building. Winry, sporting a [[DeathGlare death glare]] and [[RedEyesTakeWarning red eyes]], holds a bloodied and unconscious Scar in one hand, and a wrench in the other.*'''
-->'''Ed:'''
*'''\\
'''Ed:'''
You were supposed to keep an eye on her and now you've brought us all to our DOOOOOOOOOOOM!
-->'''Kimblee:'''
DOOOOOOOOOOOM!\\
'''Kimblee:'''
[[SincerityMode I apologize. I truly and deeply apologize!]]



-->'''Heinkel:''' So I'm guessing they mixed you up with a gorilla?
-->'''Darius:''' Yeah. They combined you with a lion? Hey! Let me see your paws! Show them to me!
-->'''Heinkel:''' Huh? What for? '''*extends his hands out to Darius*'''
-->'''Darius *[[BerserkerTears with tears of rage]]:''' HOW COME YOU DON'T HAVE ANY PADS ON YOUR PAWS, YOU HALF-ASSED CHIMERAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?! '''*socks Heinkel in the face*'''
-->'''Heinkel:''' Got a pad fetish?!

to:

-->'''Heinkel:''' So I'm guessing they mixed you up with a gorilla?
-->'''Darius:'''
gorilla?\\
'''Darius:'''
Yeah. They combined you with a lion? Hey! Let me see your paws! Show them to me!
-->'''Heinkel:'''
me!\\
'''Heinkel:'''
Huh? What for? '''*extends his hands out to Darius*'''
-->'''Darius
Darius*'''\\
'''Darius
*[[BerserkerTears with tears of rage]]:''' HOW COME YOU DON'T HAVE ANY PADS ON YOUR PAWS, YOU HALF-ASSED CHIMERAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?! '''*socks Heinkel in the face*'''
-->'''Heinkel:'''
face*'''\\
'''Heinkel:'''
Got a pad fetish?!



-->'''Ed:''' Damn... how could they even create these things? I sure as hell don't wanna fight them!
-->'''*The Soldiers groan for a few seconds, before saying "Pipsqueak!" in unison. [[GrievousHarmWithABody Cut to Ed beating the hell out of them with one of the Soldiers.]]*'''
-->'''Ed:''' '''''WHAT THE HELL DID YOU CALL ME?!?!'''''
-->'''Darius:''' Woah! He's strong for his size!

to:

-->'''Ed:''' Damn... how could they even create these things? I sure as hell don't wanna fight them!
-->'''*The
them!\\
'''*The
Soldiers groan for a few seconds, before saying "Pipsqueak!" in unison. [[GrievousHarmWithABody Cut to Ed beating the hell out of them with one of the Soldiers.]]*'''
-->'''Ed:'''
]]*'''\\
'''Ed:'''
'''''WHAT THE HELL DID YOU CALL ME?!?!'''''
-->'''Darius:'''
ME?!?!'''''\\
'''Darius:'''
Woah! He's strong for his size!



-->'''Mustang:''' Well I've got some unfortunate news for you. I'm capable of pinpoint aiming! '''*sets fire to Envy's eyes*'''
-->'''Envy:''' MYYYYY EYESSSSSSSS! '''*Mustang sets fire to Envy's hair, turning into a puffy afro*''' MY HAIRRRRR!! '''*another burst of flame scorches and exposes Envy's backside*''' MY ASSSSSSS!!!
-->'''*Cuts to Envy, on hands and knees in front of Roy*'''
-->'''Envy *Tearfully begging*:''' I'm sorry, please forgive me! I'm SO sorry, please forgive me...
-->'''Mustang:''' No way! I'm just warming up, and your eyebrows are next in line!

to:

-->'''Mustang:''' Well I've got some unfortunate news for you. I'm capable of pinpoint aiming! '''*sets fire to Envy's eyes*'''
-->'''Envy:'''
eyes*'''\\
'''Envy:'''
MYYYYY EYESSSSSSSS! '''*Mustang sets fire to Envy's hair, turning into a puffy afro*''' MY HAIRRRRR!! '''*another burst of flame scorches and exposes Envy's backside*''' MY ASSSSSSS!!!
-->'''*Cuts
ASSSSSSS!!!\\
'''*Cuts
to Envy, on hands and knees in front of Roy*'''
-->'''Envy
Roy*'''\\
'''Envy
*Tearfully begging*:''' I'm sorry, please forgive me! I'm SO sorry, please forgive me...
-->'''Mustang:'''
me...\\
'''Mustang:'''
No way! I'm just warming up, and your eyebrows are next in line!



-->'''Narrator:''' [[spoiler: Having regained his human body]], Alphonse was faced with the difficulty of deciding what modern fashion choices to wear.
-->'''Al:''' I'd really like to buy this one... but it's a little too expensive...
-->'''Winry:''' Hey, Al! Looking at catalogs?
-->'''Al:''' Yeah, that's right. '''*Al shows Ed and Winry the catalogs, [[spoiler: which are full of different designs of armor.]]*''' Yeah! I was thinking I should pick out some new stuff for summer!
-->'''*Ed and Winry just stare at Al blankly*'''
-->'''Winry:''' Oh... sure...
-->'''Ed:''' Just don't make any... impulse buys...
-->[[spoiler: '''Narrator:''' Now that he'd rescued his body, Edward swore to get back Al's mind as well.]]

to:

-->'''Narrator:''' [[spoiler: Having regained his human body]], Alphonse was faced with the difficulty of deciding what modern fashion choices to wear.
-->'''Al:'''
wear.\\
'''Al:'''
I'd really like to buy this one... but it's a little too expensive...
-->'''Winry:'''
expensive...\\
'''Winry:'''
Hey, Al! Looking at catalogs?
-->'''Al:'''
catalogs?\\
'''Al:'''
Yeah, that's right. '''*Al shows Ed and Winry the catalogs, [[spoiler: which are full of different designs of armor.]]*''' Yeah! I was thinking I should pick out some new stuff for summer!
-->'''*Ed
summer!\\
'''*Ed
and Winry just stare at Al blankly*'''
-->'''Winry:'''
blankly*'''\\
'''Winry:'''
Oh... sure...
-->'''Ed:'''
sure...\\
'''Ed:'''
Just don't make any... impulse buys...
-->[[spoiler:
buys...\\
[[spoiler:
'''Narrator:''' Now that he'd rescued his body, Edward swore to get back Al's mind as well.]]



** Same novel: The team finds out WHO was the supposed abducted son. Edward. Now, start they to worry about the kid? Nope.
---> Takes guts to take him.\\

to:

** Same novel: The team finds out WHO was the supposed abducted son. Edward. Now, start they to worry about the kid? Nope.
--->
Nope.\\
Takes guts to take him.\\



** Even ''Al'' worries more about the safety of the abductors than for his own brother. And--as a few things in the novel--it gets even more hilarious when it turns out they were right.

to:

** Even ''Al'' worries more about the safety of the abductors than for his own brother. And--as And-as a few things in the novel--it novel-it gets even more hilarious when it turns out they were right.



--->'''Al:''' Big brother, you're sleeping with your stomach out again-al. You can't choose this path-al. I wanna become human again-al. If you say anything I'm gonna lose it-al.
--->[[{{Beat}} -beat-]]
--->'''Al:''' So, what do you think, big brother-al?
--->'''Ed:''' ...'''''Weird'''''...

to:

--->'''Al:''' -->'''Al:''' Big brother, you're sleeping with your stomach out again-al. You can't choose this path-al. I wanna become human again-al. If you say anything I'm gonna lose it-al.
--->[[{{Beat}} -beat-]]
--->'''Al:'''
it-al.\\
[[{{Beat}} -beat-]]\\
'''Al:'''
So, what do you think, big brother-al?
--->'''Ed:''' ...
brother-al?\\
'''Ed:''' ...
'''''Weird'''''...



-->'''Havoc:''' ''(thinking)'' There's no way she can be the major's sister...
-->'''Catherine:''' I like to pick up the piano... ''(does so with ONE ARM)''
-->'''Havoc:''' ''(thinking)'' ''Scratch that! She is 100% the major's sister!''

to:

-->'''Havoc:''' ''(thinking)'' There's no way she can be the major's sister...
-->'''Catherine:'''
sister...\\
'''Catherine:'''
I like to pick up the piano... ''(does so with ONE ARM)''
-->'''Havoc:'''
ARM)''\\
'''Havoc:'''
''(thinking)'' ''Scratch that! She is 100% the major's sister!''



---> '''Olivier:''' [[NoIndoorVoice THAT ISN'T ON SALE!!!]]
** The commentary for Episode 14 (which features Creator/ChrisPatton) is equally funny. For instance, Vic is complimenting Chris, telling the latter how nice of a person he always is. Immediately after he finishes saying this...
--->'''Greed:''' You shut your worthless mouth, Ugly!

to:

---> '''Olivier:''' --->'''Olivier:''' [[NoIndoorVoice THAT ISN'T ON SALE!!!]]
** The commentary for Episode 14 (which features Creator/ChrisPatton) is equally funny. For instance, Vic is complimenting Chris, telling the latter how nice of a person he always is. Immediately after he finishes saying this...
--->'''Greed:'''
this...\\
'''Greed:'''
You shut your worthless mouth, Ugly!



** "The sexual method used in the Ishvalan region--they mainly double-team." "Nope, that's close. But it's called "dual cropping."

to:

** "The sexual method used in the Ishvalan region--they region-they mainly double-team." "Nope, that's close. But it's called "dual cropping."



-->'''Greed[[spoiler:ling]]:''' The name's Greed.\\

to:

-->'''Greed[[spoiler:ling]]:''' --->'''Greed[[spoiler:ling]]:''' The name's Greed.\\



-->'''Al:''' So, I've been thinking about something lately.
-->'''Ed:''' Me too. I think we should [[HereWeGoAgain try to bring Mom back]].

to:

-->'''Al:''' --->'''Al:''' So, I've been thinking about something lately.
-->'''Ed:'''
lately.\\
'''Ed:'''
Me too. I think we should [[HereWeGoAgain try to bring Mom back]].



-->'''Mustang:''' [[spoiler:[[LockedOutOfTheLoop Wait, what the...? Does he have his arms? AND HIS LEGS?!]]]]
-->'''Hawkeye:''' [[spoiler: [[BlatantLies Yes, sir.]]]]

to:

-->'''Mustang:''' --->'''Mustang:''' [[spoiler:[[LockedOutOfTheLoop Wait, what the...? Does he have his arms? AND HIS LEGS?!]]]]
-->'''Hawkeye:'''
LEGS?!]]]]\\
'''Hawkeye:'''
[[spoiler: [[BlatantLies Yes, sir.]]]]



-->'''[[spoiler: Wrath:]]''' Tell me...you go by Scar, what's your real name?
-->'''Scar:''' My name?... Fuck you!

to:

-->'''[[spoiler: --->'''[[spoiler: Wrath:]]''' Tell me...you go by Scar, what's your real name?
-->'''Scar:'''
name?\\
'''Scar:'''
My name?... Fuck you!



-->'''Scar:''' I relented... I accepted my only choice! ''(extends his left arm)'' I brought that Shake Weight you see on TV! Ten minutes a day, everyday!

to:

-->'''Scar:''' --->'''Scar:''' I relented... I accepted my only choice! ''(extends his left arm)'' I brought that Shake Weight you see on TV! Ten minutes a day, everyday!



--> ''Ling shows how important his new friendship with May Chang is by actually opening his eyes''. And the thumbnail is Ling with his eyes wide open.
-->''Home sweet home. Back to idyllic sheep pastures and dogs with robot arms.''

to:

--> ''Ling -->''Ling shows how important his new friendship with May Chang is by actually opening his eyes''. And the thumbnail is Ling with his eyes wide open.
-->''Home
open.\\
''Home
sweet home. Back to idyllic sheep pastures and dogs with robot arms.''



-->'''Ed:''' ''(Angrily)'' I donít understand why you keep falling in!
-->'''Al:''' ''(Defensive)'' I get full!
-->'''Ed:''' FULL OF WHAT?! ''(Kicks Al and sand falls out of his chest plate, burying Ed. Al laughs and inches away)''
-->'''Ed:''' ''(Bursts out and starts running after Al)'' Get back here!
-->'''Al:''' What are you gonna do?!
-->'''Ed:''' Nothing!
-->'''Al:''' Then why are you chasing me?!
-->'''Ed:''' Stop and you'll find out!
-->'''Al:''' I promise I won't get buried again!
-->'''Ed:''' Not unless it's by ''ME!''

to:

-->'''Ed:''' ''(Angrily)'' I donít understand why you keep falling in!
-->'''Al:'''
in!\\
'''Al:'''
''(Defensive)'' I get full!
-->'''Ed:'''
full!\\
'''Ed:'''
FULL OF WHAT?! ''(Kicks Al and sand falls out of his chest plate, burying Ed. Al laughs and inches away)''
-->'''Ed:'''
away)''\\
'''Ed:'''
''(Bursts out and starts running after Al)'' Get back here!
-->'''Al:'''
here!\\
'''Al:'''
What are you gonna do?!
-->'''Ed:''' Nothing!
-->'''Al:'''
do?!\\
'''Ed:''' Nothing!\\
'''Al:'''
Then why are you chasing me?!
-->'''Ed:'''
me?!\\
'''Ed:'''
Stop and you'll find out!
-->'''Al:'''
out!\\
'''Al:'''
I promise I won't get buried again!
-->'''Ed:'''
again!\\
'''Ed:'''
Not unless it's by ''ME!''



-->'''Gracia''': I guess this counts as party games.

to:

-->'''Gracia''': --->'''Gracia''': I guess this counts as party games.



--->'''Gracia''': *Collapsed on the floor* Honey, it's here..
--->'''Maes''': The tea?
--->'''Gracia''': The ''baby''.
--->'''Maes''': B-but the doctor said next week!
--->'''Gracia''': But the baby said NOW, and I'm pretty sure ''she'' gets to choose.

to:

--->'''Gracia''': *Collapsed on the floor* Honey, it's here..
--->'''Maes''':
here..\\
'''Maes''':
The tea?
--->'''Gracia''':
tea?\\
'''Gracia''':
The ''baby''.
--->'''Maes''':
''baby''.\\
'''Maes''':
B-but the doctor said next week!
--->'''Gracia''':
week!\\
'''Gracia''':
But the baby said NOW, and I'm pretty sure ''she'' gets to choose.



-->'''Gracia:''' AH! I CAN FEEL IT'S HEAD NOW!
-->''[Ed, Al and Nina scream]''
-->'''Ed:''' AAAH! SHE CAN FEEL IT'S HEAD?! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!
-->'''Al:''' Deliver it!
-->'''Ed:''' I'M NOT TOUCHING BABY STUFF!

to:

-->'''Gracia:''' --->'''Gracia:''' AH! I CAN FEEL IT'S HEAD NOW!
-->''[Ed,
NOW!\\
''[Ed,
Al and Nina scream]''
-->'''Ed:'''
scream]''\\
'''Ed:'''
AAAH! SHE CAN FEEL IT'S HEAD?! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!
-->'''Al:'''
MEAN?!\\
'''Al:'''
Deliver it!
-->'''Ed:'''
it!\\
'''Ed:'''
I'M NOT TOUCHING BABY STUFF!



** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMPuhZ73NfY The assessment test itself.]]
-->'''Ed:''' ''(to Al as he's running away)'' Come on Al, don't run! Think of the kitten!
-->'''Al:''' I am! I'm the only one who is! ''(as the poor kitten is bouncing about Al's hollow chest cavity, trying to hold on for dear life)''

to:

** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMPuhZ73NfY The assessment test itself.]]
-->'''Ed:'''
]]\\
'''Ed:'''
''(to Al as he's running away)'' Come on Al, don't run! Think of the kitten!
-->'''Al:'''
kitten!\\
'''Al:'''
I am! I'm the only one who is! ''(as the poor kitten is bouncing about Al's hollow chest cavity, trying to hold on for dear life)''



--->'''Ed:''' Today's the day I finally get some damn respect [from Roy].
--->'''Al:''' What's your strategy brother?
--->'''Ed:''' I TOLD YOU! A FIST IN HIS FACE!

to:

--->'''Ed:''' Today's the day I finally get some damn respect [from Roy].
--->'''Al:'''
Roy].\\
'''Al:'''
What's your strategy brother?
--->'''Ed:'''
brother?\\
'''Ed:'''
I TOLD YOU! A FIST IN HIS FACE!



--->'''Roy:''' This is hard! He's such a ''small target!''
--->'''Ed:''' ''[growls, pop out of the crowd, exposing himself]'' WHO'RE YOU CALLIN' SMALL?!

to:

--->'''Roy:''' This is hard! He's such a ''small target!''
--->'''Ed:'''
target!''\\
'''Ed:'''
''[growls, pop out of the crowd, exposing himself]'' WHO'RE YOU CALLIN' SMALL?!



--->'''Roy:''' Well, I can't exactly say I was expecting ''that''...
--->'''*Awkward silence, a tumbleweed rolls by*'''
--->'''Roy:''' '''WHO THE HELL IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS FIASCO?!'''

to:

--->'''Roy:''' Well, I can't exactly say I was expecting ''that''...
--->'''*Awkward
''that''...\\
'''*Awkward
silence, a tumbleweed rolls by*'''
--->'''Roy:'''
by*'''\\
'''Roy:'''
'''WHO THE HELL IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS FIASCO?!'''



-->'''Hughes:''' Got a message from Roy.
-->'''Ed:''' You mean the colonel?
-->'''Hughes:''' He said "Don't die under my command. You're enough of a pain without the paper work." That was it.
-->'''Ed:''' Tell him ''(in a complete deadpan tone)'' "Fine. There's no way I'm dying before you, you morally bankrupt colonel with a god complex."

to:

-->'''Hughes:''' Got a message from Roy.
-->'''Ed:'''
Roy.\\
'''Ed:'''
You mean the colonel?
-->'''Hughes:'''
colonel?\\
'''Hughes:'''
He said "Don't die under my command. You're enough of a pain without the paper work." That was it.
-->'''Ed:'''
it.\\
'''Ed:'''
Tell him ''(in a complete deadpan tone)'' "Fine. There's no way I'm dying before you, you morally bankrupt colonel with a god complex."



-->'''Hughes:''' Roy, you need to make as many powerful friends around here as possible, which is why I make the suggestion ''(whispers)'' ''you find yourself a wife.''
-->'''Mustang:''' ''(slamming phone)'' GIVE IT A REST!

to:

-->'''Hughes:''' Roy, you need to make as many powerful friends around here as possible, which is why I make the suggestion ''(whispers)'' ''you find yourself a wife.''
-->'''Mustang:'''
''\\
'''Mustang:'''
''(slamming phone)'' GIVE IT A REST!



-->'''Al:''' Hey, brother.
-->'''Ed:''' Hey, Al... what happened to your voice?
-->'''Al:''' It's called puberty, Ed. Maybe it'll happen to you someday.
-->'''Ed:''' WHAT?!

to:

-->'''Al:''' Hey, brother.
-->'''Ed:'''
brother.\\
'''Ed:'''
Hey, Al... what happened to your voice?
-->'''Al:'''
voice?\\
'''Al:'''
It's called puberty, Ed. Maybe it'll happen to you someday.
-->'''Ed:'''
someday.\\
'''Ed:'''
WHAT?!



** Earlier in the episode, both sad and hilarious, it begins raining on Al's box:
-->'''Al:''' No fair, sky. I'm the one who feels like crying.

to:

** Earlier in the episode, both sad and hilarious, it begins raining on Al's box:
-->'''Al:'''
box:\\
'''Al:'''
No fair, sky. I'm the one who feels like crying.



** His way of convincing loyal soldiers to join a coup consists of flexing his magnificent muscles all over their faces.
--->"Feel how they pulse with loyalty, how solid and serious they are! Feel how--! If you don't believe me, they will make you believe. ''FEEL.''"

to:

** His way of convincing loyal soldiers to join a coup consists of flexing his magnificent muscles all over their faces.
--->"Feel
faces.\\
"Feel
how they pulse with loyalty, how solid and serious they are! Feel how--! how-! If you don't believe me, they will make you believe. ''FEEL.''"



-->'''Alphonse:''' Now what?
-->'''Edward:''' Just go!
-->'''Alphonse:''' Which way?!
-->'''Edward:''' ANYWHERE!
-->'''Alphonse:''' I don't know where I'm going!
-->'''Edward:''' It's better than getting shot!

to:

-->'''Alphonse:''' Now what?
-->'''Edward:'''
what?\\
'''Edward:'''
Just go!
-->'''Alphonse:'''
go!\\
'''Alphonse:'''
Which way?!
-->'''Edward:''' ANYWHERE!
-->'''Alphonse:'''
way?!\\
'''Edward:''' ANYWHERE!\\
'''Alphonse:'''
I don't know where I'm going!
-->'''Edward:'''
going!\\
'''Edward:'''
It's better than getting shot!



-->'''Ed:''' ''[[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere trying to escape]]]'' NO! GET AWAY FROM ME! I DON'T NEED IT!
-->'''Al:''' ''[dragging him back to the table]'' It's just a little needle. You'll be fine.
-->'''Ed:''' I FEEL BETTER! I'M CURED!
-->'''Al:''' Don't be a baby. Take off your coat.
-->'''Ed:''' I HATE YOU, AL! WHY DO YOU WANNA SELL OUT YOUR OWN BROTHER?! YOU'RE EVIL!
-->'''Al:''' You don't mean that!
-->'''Ed:''' I'LL TURN YOU ALL INTO FISH!

to:

-->'''Ed:''' ''[[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere trying to escape]]]'' NO! GET AWAY FROM ME! I DON'T NEED IT!
-->'''Al:'''
IT!\\
'''Al:'''
''[dragging him back to the table]'' It's just a little needle. You'll be fine.
-->'''Ed:'''
fine.\\
'''Ed:'''
I FEEL BETTER! I'M CURED!
-->'''Al:'''
CURED!\\
'''Al:'''
Don't be a baby. Take off your coat.
-->'''Ed:'''
coat.\\
'''Ed:'''
I HATE YOU, AL! WHY DO YOU WANNA SELL OUT YOUR OWN BROTHER?! YOU'RE EVIL!
-->'''Al:'''
EVIL!\\
'''Al:'''
You don't mean that!
-->'''Ed:'''
that!\\
'''Ed:'''
I'LL TURN YOU ALL INTO FISH!



-->'''Ed''': Let's go. This whole castle is about to explode.
-->'''Al''': ''[[OhCrap Why?!]]''
-->'''Ed''': ''(EvilGrin)'' 'Cause I don't like it. I made some adjustments to the steam tanks.
-->''(cue explosions and wacky hijinks)''

to:

-->'''Ed''': Let's go. This whole castle is about to explode.
-->'''Al''':
explode.\\
'''Al''':
''[[OhCrap Why?!]]''
-->'''Ed''':
Why?!]]''\\
'''Ed''':
''(EvilGrin)'' 'Cause I don't like it. I made some adjustments to the steam tanks.
-->''(cue
tanks.\\
''(cue
explosions and wacky hijinks)''



--->''(Ed and Al are using their hands to scoop out the water, with little success)''
--->'''Ed:''' We're sinking! We're sinking! We're sinking! We're sinking!
--->'''Al:''' I know, I know, I'm trying!
--->'''Ed:''' Faster, Al! AAAHHH! Gimme your head! ''(Grabs Al's helmet and scoops the water out)''
--->'''Al:''' HEY! BROTHER, STOP! GIVE THAT BACK! ''(Reaches for it)''
--->'''Ed:''' OH, STOP COMPLAINING, WOULD YA?! I GOTTA GET THE WATER OUT!
--->'''Al:''' Well then, transmute something; you don't have to use my ''head!''
* A sort of darkly humorous example, Dante [[spoiler:[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7NAy-JV9a0 hitting on Hohenheim]]]].
-->'''Dante:''' [[spoiler:Why don't you help me [[UnusualEuphemism enjoy this new body?]] (''[[{{Squick}} bares and licks her own arm]]'')]]

to:

--->''(Ed and Al are using their hands to scoop out the water, with little success)''
--->'''Ed:'''
success)''\\
'''Ed:'''
We're sinking! We're sinking! We're sinking! We're sinking!
--->'''Al:'''
sinking!\\
'''Al:'''
I know, I know, I'm trying!
--->'''Ed:'''
trying!\\
'''Ed:'''
Faster, Al! AAAHHH! Gimme your head! ''(Grabs Al's helmet and scoops the water out)''
--->'''Al:'''
out)''\\
'''Al:'''
HEY! BROTHER, STOP! GIVE THAT BACK! ''(Reaches for it)''
--->'''Ed:'''
it)''\\
'''Ed:'''
OH, STOP COMPLAINING, WOULD YA?! I GOTTA GET THE WATER OUT!
--->'''Al:'''
OUT!\\
'''Al:'''
Well then, transmute something; you don't have to use my ''head!''
* A sort of darkly humorous example, Dante [[spoiler:[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7NAy-JV9a0 hitting on Hohenheim]]]].
-->'''Dante:'''
Hohenheim]]]].\\
'''Dante:'''
[[spoiler:Why don't you help me [[UnusualEuphemism enjoy this new body?]] (''[[{{Squick}} bares and licks her own arm]]'')]]



-->'''Dante:''' His sons are still alive, you know.
-->'''Envy:''' (''in a whiny voice [[SuperStrength while punching the floor so hard that it starts forming a gigantic crater]]'') IT WAS FOR ''ME!!!!!!''

to:

-->'''Dante:''' His sons are still alive, you know.
-->'''Envy:'''
know.\\
'''Envy:'''
(''in a whiny voice [[SuperStrength while punching the floor so hard that it starts forming a gigantic crater]]'') IT WAS FOR ''ME!!!!!!''



-->'''Ed:''' Aren't you gonna have some, too?
-->'''Marta:''' (''teasingly'') Aw c'mon Ed, you trying to make me a cannibal or something? (''winks'')[[note]]Note that she [[HypocriticalHumor showed no objections to KILLING the snake]][[/note]]

to:

-->'''Ed:''' Aren't you gonna have some, too?
-->'''Marta:'''
too?\\
'''Marta:'''
(''teasingly'') Aw c'mon Ed, you trying to make me a cannibal or something? (''winks'')[[note]]Note that she [[HypocriticalHumor showed no objections to KILLING the snake]][[/note]]



----

to:

-----
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to:

\n* "The Leading Edge of Fashion" - Al is looking through clothing catalogs [[spoiler: now his body has been restored.]]
-->'''Narrator:''' [[spoiler: Having regained his human body]], Alphonse was faced with the difficulty of deciding what modern fashion choices to wear.
-->'''Al:''' I'd really like to buy this one... but it's a little too expensive...
-->'''Winry:''' Hey, Al! Looking at catalogs?
-->'''Al:''' Yeah, that's right. '''*Al shows Ed and Winry the catalogs, [[spoiler: which are full of different designs of armor.]]*''' Yeah! I was thinking I should pick out some new stuff for summer!
-->'''*Ed and Winry just stare at Al blankly*'''
-->'''Winry:''' Oh... sure...
-->'''Ed:''' Just don't make any... impulse buys...
-->[[spoiler: '''Narrator:''' Now that he'd rescued his body, Edward swore to get back Al's mind as well.]]
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\n* "Sharp-shooting" gives us a more humorous take on the Mustang/Envy battle
-->'''Mustang:''' Well I've got some unfortunate news for you. I'm capable of pinpoint aiming! '''*sets fire to Envy's eyes*'''
-->'''Envy:''' MYYYYY EYESSSSSSSS! '''*Mustang sets fire to Envy's hair, turning into a puffy afro*''' MY HAIRRRRR!! '''*another burst of flame scorches and exposes Envy's backside*''' MY ASSSSSSS!!!
-->'''*Cuts to Envy, on hands and knees in front of Roy*'''
-->'''Envy *Tearfully begging*:''' I'm sorry, please forgive me! I'm SO sorry, please forgive me...
-->'''Mustang:''' No way! I'm just warming up, and your eyebrows are next in line!
* [[spoiler: A dying Fu]] leaves some 'words of wisdom' for Lan Fan - [[spoiler: spoiling the name of the killer in a murder-mystery book she's reading.]]

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-->'''Darius, Heinkel:''' What the hell is going on?





to:

\n* Ed tries to figure out just where Al disappeared to - cut to him sitting in the Central Department Store's lost child center.
-->'''Female voice over PA system:''' Paging mister Alphonse Elric, Alphonse Elric from Risembool. There's a child waiting for you in the lost child center!
* "Step Forward!" Ed, Darius and Zampano are being swarmed by the Mannequin Soldiers:
-->'''Ed:''' Damn... how could they even create these things? I sure as hell don't wanna fight them!
-->'''*The Soldiers groan for a few seconds, before saying "Pipsqueak!" in unison. [[GrievousHarmWithABody Cut to Ed beating the hell out of them with one of the Soldiers.]]*'''
-->'''Ed:''' '''''WHAT THE HELL DID YOU CALL ME?!?!'''''
-->'''Darius:''' Woah! He's strong for his size!

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