History Funny / FullmetalAlchemist

22nd Jun '16 9:09:44 AM Quanyails
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* In the train hijacking episode, when one of the hijackers runs across Al, he panics and begins wildly shooting at him, only for the bullets to ricochet off Al's armored body and hit him instead. Then another hijacker comes up and does the exact same thing! And the best part? Al's actually trying to warn them that they're only going to hurt themselves doing it, but they freakout too quickly to listen.

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* In the train hijacking episode, when one of the hijackers runs across Al, he panics and begins wildly shooting at him, only for the bullets to ricochet off Al's armored body and hit him instead. Then another hijacker comes up and does the exact same thing! And the best part? Al's actually trying to warn them that they're only going to hurt themselves doing it, but they freakout freak out too quickly to listen.
22nd Jun '16 9:01:05 AM Quanyails
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-->'''May Cheng:''' Poor Yoki. I'm sorry I didn't get to know you better.

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-->'''May Cheng:''' Chang:''' Poor Yoki. I'm sorry I didn't get to know you better.
3rd Jun '16 10:15:57 AM nombretomado
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* ''Curse of the Crimson Elixir'' for the PS2 has the game's take on Mustang's failed attempt at fighting Scar in the rain from the anime and manga. This time around, when Riza informs him that he's useless during rainy days, Mustang's name literally changes to "Useless" in the subtitles for the next few minutes.

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* ''Curse of the Crimson Elixir'' for the PS2 [=PS2=] has the game's take on Mustang's failed attempt at fighting Scar in the rain from the anime and manga. This time around, when Riza informs him that he's useless during rainy days, Mustang's name literally changes to "Useless" in the subtitles for the next few minutes.
2nd Jun '16 6:14:12 PM Quanyails
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--> '''Al:''' "Father?!"
--> '''Hohenheim:''' "My vintage armor!!"
--> '''Al:''' '''"What!!!!(Anime)/[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]](Manga)"'''

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--> '''Al:''' "Father?!"
Father?!
--> '''Hohenheim:''' "My My vintage armor!!"
armor!!
--> '''Al:''' '''"What!!!!(Anime)/[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]](Manga)"''''''What!!!! (Anime)/[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]] (Manga)'''
2nd Jun '16 6:09:02 PM Quanyails
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--> '''Hughes:''' "Yo, Ed m'boy! Is it true you invited a pretty blonde girl into your room to service you?" And after Ed [[SheIsNotMyGirlfriend tries to correct him]]... "Oh, I see. So you seduced your mechanic, have you?"

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--> '''Hughes:''' "Yo, Yo, Ed m'boy! Is it true you invited a pretty blonde girl into your room to service you?" And after Ed [[SheIsNotMyGirlfriend tries to correct him]]... "Oh, I see. So you seduced your mechanic, have you?"you?



--> '''Mustang:''' "I can see how you got taken in. You sure like big boobs."\\
'''Havoc:''' "I ''love'' big boobs!" ''(suddenly illuminated with a sparkly golden spotlight from nowhere)''

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--> '''Mustang:''' "I I can see how you got taken in. You sure like big boobs."\\
\\
'''Havoc:''' "I I ''love'' big boobs!" boobs! ''(suddenly illuminated with a sparkly golden spotlight from nowhere)''
2nd Jun '16 6:07:49 PM Quanyails
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--->'''Al:''' "Big brother, you're sleeping with your stomach out again-al. You can't choose this path-al. I wanna become human again-al. If you say anything I'm gonna lose it-al."

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--->'''Al:''' "Big Big brother, you're sleeping with your stomach out again-al. You can't choose this path-al. I wanna become human again-al. If you say anything I'm gonna lose it-al."



--->'''Al:''' "So, what do you think, big brother-al?"
--->'''Ed:''' "...'''''Weird'''''..."

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--->'''Al:''' "So, So, what do you think, big brother-al?"
--->'''Ed:''' "...
brother-al?
--->'''Ed:''' ...
'''''Weird'''''..."



-->'''Havoc:''' ''(thinking)'' "There's no way she can be the major's sister..."
-->'''Catherine:''' "I like to pick up the piano..." ''(does so with ONE ARM)''
-->'''Havoc:''' ''(thinking)'' ''"Scratch that! She is 100% the major's sister!"''

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-->'''Havoc:''' ''(thinking)'' "There's There's no way she can be the major's sister..."
sister...
-->'''Catherine:''' "I I like to pick up the piano..." piano... ''(does so with ONE ARM)''
-->'''Havoc:''' ''(thinking)'' ''"Scratch ''Scratch that! She is 100% the major's sister!"''sister!''



-->'''Greed[[spoiler:ling]]:''' "The name's Greed."\\
'''Ed:''' "No, Greed, I will NOT kiss you!"

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-->'''Greed[[spoiler:ling]]:''' "The The name's Greed."\\
\\
'''Ed:''' "No, No, Greed, I will NOT kiss you!"you!



-->'''Al:''' "So, I've been thinking about something lately."
-->'''Ed:''' "Me too. I think we should [[HereWeGoAgain try to bring Mom back]]".

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-->'''Al:''' "So, So, I've been thinking about something lately."
lately.
-->'''Ed:''' "Me Me too. I think we should [[HereWeGoAgain try to bring Mom back]]".back]].



-->'''Mustang:''' [[spoiler:[[LockedOutOfTheLoop "Wait, what the...? Does he have his arms? AND HIS LEGS?!"]]]]
-->'''Hawkeye:''' [[spoiler: [[BlatantLies "Yes, sir."]]]]

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-->'''Mustang:''' [[spoiler:[[LockedOutOfTheLoop "Wait, Wait, what the...? Does he have his arms? AND HIS LEGS?!"]]]]
LEGS?!]]]]
-->'''Hawkeye:''' [[spoiler: [[BlatantLies "Yes, Yes, sir."]]]]]]]]



-->'''[[spoiler: Wrath:]]''' "Tell me...you go by Scar, what's your real name?"
-->'''Scar:''' "My name?... Fuck you!"

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-->'''[[spoiler: Wrath:]]''' "Tell Tell me...you go by Scar, what's your real name?"
name?
-->'''Scar:''' "My My name?... Fuck you!"you!



-->'''Scar:''' "I relented... I accepted my only choice! ''(extends his left arm)'' I brought that Shake Weight you see on TV! Ten minutes a day, everyday!"

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-->'''Scar:''' "I I relented... I accepted my only choice! ''(extends his left arm)'' I brought that Shake Weight you see on TV! Ten minutes a day, everyday!"everyday!



-->'''Ed:''' "CHILDBIRTH ISN'T ALCHEMY, YOU DOPE!"

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-->'''Ed:''' "CHILDBIRTH CHILDBIRTH ISN'T ALCHEMY, YOU DOPE!"DOPE!



-->'''Al:''' "Hey, brother."
-->'''Ed:''' "Hey, Al...what happened to your voice?"
-->'''Al:''' "It's called puberty, Ed. Maybe it'll happen to you someday."
-->'''Ed:''' "WHAT?!"

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-->'''Al:''' "Hey, brother."
Hey, brother.
-->'''Ed:''' "Hey, Al...Hey, Al... what happened to your voice?"
voice?
-->'''Al:''' "It's It's called puberty, Ed. Maybe it'll happen to you someday."
someday.
-->'''Ed:''' "WHAT?!"WHAT?!



-->'''Al:''' "No fair, sky. I'm the one who feels like crying."

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-->'''Al:''' "No No fair, sky. I'm the one who feels like crying."
2nd Jun '16 6:04:41 PM Quanyails
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** Also the citizens reactions, including one of his followers facepalming and the coffee guy frozen pouring a river of coffee.

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** Also the citizens citizens' reactions, including one of his followers facepalming and the coffee guy frozen pouring a river of coffee.



-->'''Roy Mustang:''' "When we're alone, the Lieutenant calls me cutie pretty lovely lighter!" ''(gets shot twice)''

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-->'''Roy Mustang:''' "When When we're alone, the Lieutenant calls me cutie pretty lovely lighter!" lighter! ''(gets shot twice)''



---> '''Mustang:''' When it's just me and the Lieutenant and there's no one else around... [[spoiler: SHE CALLS ME A CUTIEPRETTYLOVELYSEXYHUNKYMANLY ROOOOOOY!!!]]

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---> --> '''Mustang:''' When it's just me and the Lieutenant and there's no one else around... [[spoiler: SHE CALLS ME A CUTIEPRETTYLOVELYSEXYHUNKYMANLY ROOOOOOY!!!]]
2nd Jun '16 6:03:26 PM Quanyails
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-->'''Yoki:''' "I did something! I did something!"

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-->'''Yoki:''' "I I did something! I did something!"something!



-->'''Greed:''' "Thanks for the help. Really saved my ass."\\
'''Fu:''' "I wasn't trying to "save your ass." I was saving the body of the young lord."\\
'''Greed:''' "Well, it's the same ass."

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-->'''Greed:''' "Thanks Thanks for the help. Really saved my ass."\\
\\
'''Fu:''' "I I wasn't trying to "save your ass." I was saving the body of the young lord."\\
\\
'''Greed:''' "Well, Well, it's the same ass."



-->'''Wrath:''' [[spoiler: "Feels good, man."]]

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-->'''Wrath:''' [[spoiler: "Feels Feels good, man."]]]]



-->'''Ed:''' [[spoiler: "Its Equivalent Exchange. I'll give you half of my life... So give me half of yours!"]]

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-->'''Ed:''' [[spoiler: "Its It's Equivalent Exchange. I'll give you half of my life... So give me half of yours!"]]yours!]]



--> '''Winry:''' "How could you ruin it so much in such short amount of time?"
--> '''Ed:''' "Hehehe..."
--> '''Winry:''' ''(Disappointed)'' "Don't you "hahaha" me. ''(Charging with wrench)'' And you never even give us even a single phone call!"
--> '''Ed:''' ''(Full counter attack face and holding out the earrings)'' "They're gifts, take them!"
--> '''Winry:''' ''(Stops in her tracks)'' "Well, I guess you can't help it."
--> '''Ed & Al:''' ''(Wide evil grin)'' "The souvenir plan is a success!"

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--> '''Winry:''' "How How could you ruin it so much in such short amount of time?"
time?
--> '''Ed:''' "Hehehe..."
Hehehe...
--> '''Winry:''' ''(Disappointed)'' "Don't Don't you "hahaha" me. ''(Charging with wrench)'' And you never even give us even a single phone call!"
call!
--> '''Ed:''' ''(Full counter attack face and holding out the earrings)'' "They're They're gifts, take them!"
them!
--> '''Winry:''' ''(Stops in her tracks)'' "Well, Well, I guess you can't help it."
it.
--> '''Ed & Al:''' ''(Wide evil grin)'' "The The souvenir plan is a success!"success!
2nd Jun '16 6:01:43 PM Quanyails
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--> '''Dolcetto:''' [[NoodleIncident "It was only that one time!"]]

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--> '''Dolcetto:''' [[NoodleIncident "It It was only that one time!"]]time!]]



--> '''Greed:''' "I don't wanna hear any regrets."\\
'''Ed:''' "Gimme a break! I've already got a ''million'' regrets! What's one more?"\\
'''Darius & Heinkel:''' ''(deadpan)'' "A million and ''one''."

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--> '''Greed:''' "I I don't wanna hear any regrets."\\
\\
'''Ed:''' "Gimme Gimme a break! I've already got a ''million'' regrets! What's one more?"\\
more?\\
'''Darius & Heinkel:''' ''(deadpan)'' "A A million and ''one''."
2nd Jun '16 5:58:13 PM Quanyails
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---> '''Al:''' "This is the first time someone's treated me like ''luggage'' since I became armor..."

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---> '''Al:''' "This This is the first time someone's treated me like ''luggage'' since I became armor..."



-->'''Olivier:''' "Several years ago, before I came here, there was rumor of a strange woman stealing food from the fortress..."

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-->'''Olivier:''' "Several Several years ago, before I came here, there was rumor of a strange woman stealing food from the fortress..."
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