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5th Nov '17 5:06:19 PM Goldbug
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!Season 3 (In which Jesse ''almost'' becomes a husband)
* the whole "Tanner Island" two parter is a series of crowning moments of funny

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!Season 3 (In which Jesse ''almost'' becomes a husband)
*
they get the dog)
* The
whole "Tanner Island" two parter is a series of crowning moments of funny



--> '''Danny:''' We should be arriving soon at the island of Pua for a picnic and polynesian show.\\

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--> '''Danny:''' We should be arriving soon at the island of Pua for a picnic and polynesian Polynesian show.\\



** when they see their boat floating away.

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** when When they see their boat floating away.away:



-->'''Jesse:''' I'm ''boiling water.''

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-->'''Jesse:''' I'm ''boiling water.''water''.



* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1_TSShrI6g And when Becky tried to tell Jesse she was pregnant through a game of Pictionary... and maybe the scene before that.]]

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1_TSShrI6g And when Becky tried to tell Jesse she was pregnant through a game of Pictionary... and maybe the scene before that.Pictionary.]]
3rd Oct '17 6:04:57 PM Kartoonkid95
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* In "Be True to Your Preschool", the girls walk around Kimmy's brother's car to tease a group of nerds for not having a car. But it backfires when locked themselves out. The nerds get the last laugh as they walk away.

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* In "Be True to Your Preschool", the girls walk around Kimmy's brother's car to tease a group of nerds for not having a car. But it backfires when locked they lock themselves out. The nerds get the last laugh as they walk away.



-->'''Joey:''' Joey, look at these charges! $2, $4, $8...

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-->'''Joey:''' -->'''Danny:''' Joey, look at these charges! $2, $4, $8...



-->''(Danny glares at him)''

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-->''(Danny glares at at him)''
3rd Oct '17 6:02:30 PM Kartoonkid95
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* In "Silence Is Not Golden", Danny accuses Joey of racking up the phone bill.
-->'''Joey:''' Joey, look at these charges! $2, $4, $8...
-->'''Joey:''' Danny, I have never called a 976 number in my life!
-->''(Danny glares at him)''
-->'''Joey:''' Okay, once, I tried that dating service. But I stopped right after I got my Aunt Frieda!
2nd Sep '17 6:36:06 PM SirVancelot131
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* From "Under The Influence"
** Jesse is attempting to teach Nicky and Alex about forgiveness, with Joey's help, with both of them "forgiving" each other after putting leftover fish goo all over each other.
11th Jun '17 5:31:22 AM HighCrate
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* '''Stephanie:''' [[ItsProbablyNothing Just the wind]]? ''Just the wind''?! '''''[[GenreSavvy It's never JUST THE WIND]]!'''''

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* '''Stephanie:''' [[ItsProbablyNothing Just the wind]]? ''Just the wind''?! '''''[[GenreSavvy It's never JUST THE WIND]]!'''''WIND]]!
5th Jun '17 8:13:55 AM Scorpion451
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* In "Tanner Island", when they see their boat floating away.

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* In the whole "Tanner Island", Island" two parter is a series of crowning moments of funny
** The hazards of ocean navigation:
--> '''Danny:''' We should be arriving soon at the island of Pua for a picnic and polynesian show.\\
'''Joey:''' [[HehHehYouSaidX Which island?]]\\
'''Danny:''' This island.\\
''touches finger to map, picks it up to reveal open ocean''\\
'''Danny:''' Hey, where'd the island go?\\
'''DJ:''' It's on your finger, dad.\\
'''Jesse:''' Ahoy, mateys: Your skipper has been sailing all morning to a potato chip crumb.
**
when they see their boat floating away.



** Jesse threw away the Clipboard of Fun, but it keeps coming back to shore.

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** Jesse threw throws away the Clipboard of Fun, but Fun...and so does everyone else as it keeps coming back to shore.
23rd Mar '17 10:52:43 AM Qicetrini
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* In "Blast from the Past", Kimmy gets DJ and Steph stuck with magic handcuffs and can't get them out. So they have to wait for Kimmy's older brother to return while hiding this from everyone. They end up sleeping on the same bed. The next day, Kimmy tells them her brother won't be back for a while.

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* In "Blast from the Past", Kimmy gets DJ and Steph stuck with magic handcuffs and can't get them out. So they have to wait for Kimmy's older brother to return while hiding this from everyone. They end up sleeping on the same bed. The next day, Kimmy tells them her brother won't be back for a while.week.
23rd Mar '17 10:51:36 AM Qicetrini
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'''Kimmy:''' An ugly woman!

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'''Kimmy:''' An ugly ''ugly'' woman!



'''Michelle:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint You're supposed to say "thank you"!]]

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'''Michelle:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint You're supposed to say "thank you"!]]you!"]]



-->'''Danny:''' ''(Upon seeing that Joey's car has been driven into the kitchen)'' Look at this house! Look at this kitchen! Look at this mess; ''I just waxed the floors!''

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-->'''Danny:''' ''(Upon seeing that Joey's car has been driven into the kitchen)'' Look at this house! Look at this kitchen! Look at this mess; mess - ''I just waxed the floors!''



** When they ask how a car got in the kitchen she just answers "Through the window"
*** And then Jesse asks them how the car got in the kitchen, Kimmy and DJ answer "Through the window"

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** When they ask how a car got in the kitchen she just answers "Through the window"
window."
*** And then Jesse asks them how the car got in the kitchen, Kimmy and DJ answer "Through the window"window."
23rd Mar '17 10:49:13 AM Qicetrini
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-->'''Danny:''' ''(Upon seeing that Joey's car has been driven into the kitchen)'' Look at this house! Look at this kitchen! ''I just waxed the floors!''

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-->'''Danny:''' ''(Upon seeing that Joey's car has been driven into the kitchen)'' Look at this house! Look at this kitchen! Look at this mess; ''I just waxed the floors!''
22nd Mar '17 1:48:35 PM Qicetrini
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-->'''Jesse''': Hey, '''''SHUT UP!!!!'''''

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-->'''Jesse''': -->'''Jesse:''' Hey, '''''SHUT UP!!!!'''''



-->'''Reporter''': How does it feel to deal a massive blow to a man's career?
-->'''Danny''': That depends, do you mean the Sandman's or my own?

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-->'''Reporter''': -->'''Reporter:''' How does it feel to deal a massive blow to a man's career?
-->'''Danny''': -->'''Danny:''' That depends, do you mean the Sandman's or my own?



-->'''Jesse''': Joey, it's finally happened. He's cleaning liquid soap.\\
'''Danny''': Don't be silly, I am just cleaning my rubber gloves.\\
'''Joey''': Danny, there is no shame in therapy.

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-->'''Jesse''': -->'''Jesse:''' Joey, it's finally happened. He's cleaning liquid soap.\\
'''Danny''': '''Danny:''' Don't be silly, I am just cleaning my rubber gloves.\\
'''Joey''': '''Joey:''' Danny, there is no shame in therapy.



--> '''Danny''': "A ''fake'' hug? In ''my'' house?"

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--> '''Danny''': '''Danny:''' "A ''fake'' hug? In ''my'' house?"



--> '''Joey: [[DisproportionateRetribution This is my punishment]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext for not filling the ice cube tray?]]

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--> '''Joey: '''Joey:''' [[DisproportionateRetribution This is my punishment]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext for not filling the ice cube tray?]]



-->'''Steph''': Okay, big shot, let's see you handle this. (very quickly) ''Ipledgeallegiancetotheflagoftheunitedstatesofamericaandtotherepublicforwhichitstandsonenationundergodindivisiblewithlibertyandjusticeforall.'' Try that!
-->'''Michelle''': [[{{Troll}} Try that!]]

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-->'''Steph''': -->'''Steph:''' Okay, big shot, let's see you handle this. (very quickly) ''Ipledgeallegiancetotheflagoftheunitedstatesofamericaandtotherepublicforwhichitstandsonenationundergodindivisiblewithlibertyandjusticeforall.'' Try that!
-->'''Michelle''': -->'''Michelle:''' [[{{Troll}} Try that!]]



-->'''Jesse''': ''(Dazed. Singing)'' Having my baby...
-->'''Becky''': [[NoIndoorVoice SHUT UP!]]

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-->'''Jesse''': -->'''Jesse:''' ''(Dazed. Singing)'' Having my baby...
-->'''Becky''': -->'''Becky:''' [[NoIndoorVoice SHUT UP!]]



-->'''Sassy black :''' Would WesternAnimation/PuffTheMagicDragon like a hospital gown?\\

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-->'''Sassy black :''' black:''' Would WesternAnimation/PuffTheMagicDragon like a hospital gown?\\



* '''Stephanie''': [[ItsProbablyNothing Just the wind]]? ''Just the wind''?! '''''[[GenreSavvy It's never JUST THE WIND]]!'''''

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* '''Stephanie''': '''Stephanie:''' [[ItsProbablyNothing Just the wind]]? ''Just the wind''?! '''''[[GenreSavvy It's never JUST THE WIND]]!'''''



-->'''Jesse''': Danny, I told you, just read! The! Instructions!
-->'''Danny''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis They're! In! Italian!]]

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-->'''Jesse''': -->'''Jesse:''' Danny, I told you, just read! The! Instructions!
-->'''Danny''': -->'''Danny:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis They're! In! Italian!]]



-->'''Neighbor''': (in reaction to Shorty the donkey's braying) '''WHATEVER THAT IS, I'M GONNA SHOOT IT!'''

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-->'''Neighbor''': -->'''Neighbor:''' (in reaction to Shorty the donkey's braying) '''WHATEVER THAT IS, I'M GONNA SHOOT IT!'''
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