History Funny / FreemansMind

14th Nov '17 10:33:04 PM TheRoguePenguin
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* Gordon sees an entire panel watching him an assumes they'll start holding up scorecards.
-->'''Freeman:''' I expect 10s. I better see 10s.
23rd Oct '17 9:55:45 AM Theharbo
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* Freeman after getting the long jump module:

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* Freeman after getting while fighting the long jump module:Gonarch:
23rd Oct '17 7:40:22 AM MisterVercetti
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* "Hey, what's this do?" ''[Pushes a button causing blast doors to descend over the windows and alarms to sound]'' "Uh-oh. Uh...maybe I should stop pressing every button I see. ''[Rocket launches]'' "[[MikeNelsonDestroyerOfWorlds Jesus Christ, I launched a missile.]] I'm not helping ANYTHING ''[Rocket burn flashes]'' AUGH MY EYES! GAZE UPON THE FIERY DOOM OF THIS EARTH! So, guess I just started World War 3. This has been a busy day, but in the end there's only one thing that matters: I did not leave any fingerprints. I was wearing my suit."

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* "Hey, what's this do?" ''[Pushes a button causing blast doors to descend over the windows and alarms to sound]'' "Uh-oh. Uh...maybe I should stop pressing every button I see. ''[Rocket launches]'' "[[MikeNelsonDestroyerOfWorlds Jesus Christ, I launched a missile.]] I'm not helping ANYTHING ''anything''. ''[Rocket burn flashes]'' AUGH MY EYES! GAZE UPON THE FIERY DOOM OF THIS EARTH! So, guess I just started World War 3. This has been a busy day, but in the end there's only one thing that matters: I ''I'' did not leave any fingerprints. I ''I'' was wearing my suit."
2nd Oct '17 3:12:31 PM SpyroCool
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* "I don't like where this is going, I'll eventually run out of ammo. BUT YOU'LL NEVER RUN OUT OF BEING AN ALIEN!"

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* "I Freeman after getting the long jump module:
-->'''Freeman:''' I
don't like where this is going, I'll eventually run out of ammo. BUT YOU'LL NEVER RUN OUT OF BEING AN ALIEN!"ALIEN!
2nd Oct '17 3:11:14 PM SpyroCool
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* "I don't like where this is going, I'll eventually run out of ammo. BUT YOU'LL NEVER RUN OUT OF BEING AN ALIEN!"
23rd Sep '17 9:19:41 PM TheRoguePenguin
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* Freeman tries to figure out the equation of survival:
-->'''Gordon:''' This is a math problem. If I stay here, I die. If I'm somewhere else, I may or may not die. Therefore, everyone else must die to maximize my probably of me not dying. Ok, I'm jumping ahead some steps on the logic, but I'll figure out the proof later.



-->"Arrival times are the word of ''God'' here."

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-->"Arrival -->'''Gordon:''' I may be Public Enemy #1, but all that pales compared to keeping the train schedule. Arrival times are the word of ''God'' here."



-->"That would ''look'' scary, [[AwesomeButImpractical if avoidable]]."

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-->"That -->'''Gordon:''' That would ''look'' scary, [[AwesomeButImpractical if avoidable]]."
6th Sep '17 9:48:13 AM MisterVercetti
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* Freeman picturing Manhacks as being a bunch of machete-wielding [[Film/ForbiddenPlanet Robbie the Robots]] advancing slowly towards people while making chopping motions.

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* Freeman picturing Manhacks as being a bunch of machete-wielding [[Film/ForbiddenPlanet Robbie Robby the Robots]] advancing slowly towards people while making chopping motions.
6th Sep '17 9:46:57 AM MisterVercetti
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-->"Arrival times are the word of ''God'' here.

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-->"Arrival times are the word of ''God'' here."



-->"That would ''look'' scary, [[AwesomeButImpractical if avoidable]].

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-->"That would ''look'' scary, [[AwesomeButImpractical if avoidable]]."
6th Sep '17 9:46:30 AM MisterVercetti
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* After seeing a train plow through a couple of Civil Protection officers without even slowing down, Freeman assumes that "[[CallBack keeping the trains running on time]]" is [[UpToEleven taken to new levels]] in this society.
-->"Arrival times are the word of ''God'' here.


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* Freeman picturing Manhacks as being a bunch of machete-wielding [[Film/ForbiddenPlanet Robbie the Robots]] advancing slowly towards people while making chopping motions.
-->"That would ''look'' scary, [[AwesomeButImpractical if avoidable]].
5th Sep '17 11:08:27 PM TheRoguePenguin
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* Freeman going off on a tangent about [[ItMakesSenseInContext whether the Civil Protection agents could have killed him with the explosive barrels]]. He's more angry that he doesn't know all the factors involved in determining if the underwater shockwave would have been lethal than that he nearly died.

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* Freeman going off on a tangent about [[ItMakesSenseInContext whether the Civil Protection agents could have killed him with the explosive barrels]].barrels]] if he had taken refuge in the water. He's more angry that he doesn't know all the factors involved in determining if the underwater shockwave would have been lethal than that he nearly died.
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