History Funny / FreemansMind

17th Dec '16 12:34:15 AM Kurush
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** "Goddamnit, [[DoorToBefore this is that same door that wouldn't open]]. [[RunningGag I've gone in circles AGAIN]]!"
9th Dec '16 9:30:21 AM MisterVercetti
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* Freeman's reaction to narrowly avoiding a bunker caving in on him.

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* Freeman's reaction to narrowly avoiding surviving a bunker caving in on him.
9th Dec '16 9:29:53 AM MisterVercetti
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* Freeman's reaction to narrowly avoiding a bunker caving in on him.
-->"Uh, [[BrickJoke ghosts]]? Any time now."
30th Nov '16 2:10:37 PM MisterVercetti
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* "OH GOD I'M OUT OF AMMO; WHOSE JOB IS IT TO RELOAD?! THEY'RE FIRED! WHAT? THERE'S NO AMMO LEFT!? YOU'RE FIRED TOO!"
--> "I can't delegate ''ANYTHING'' around here!"

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* "OH GOD I'M OUT OF AMMO; AMMO! WHOSE JOB IS WAS IT TO RELOAD?! THEY'RE FIRED! WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THERE'S NO AMMO LEFT!? YOU'RE FIRED TOO!"
--> "I
TOO! I can't delegate ''ANYTHING'' ''anything'' around here!"
30th Nov '16 2:00:18 PM MisterVercetti
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* Freeman seems to finally be coming off the rails for good:
-->'''Freeman:''' Oh, this one's just full of tricks! It's tapping out Morse on the fucking belt! Red lights, walking backwards, GIMME SOME MORE PRESSURE, I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH! YES! BIOHAZARD! PERFECT! THANK YOU! AAAH! FALLING TO MY DEATH! TANK OF ACID! SUPERB! [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Sidestepping....]]"

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* After navigating a contrived set of crushing pistons, Freeman seems to finally be coming off the rails for good:
-->'''Freeman:''' Oh, this one's just full of tricks! It's tapping out Morse on the fucking belt! Red lights, walking backwards, GIMME SOME MORE PRESSURE, I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH! YES! BIOHAZARD! PERFECT! THANK YOU! AAAH! FALLING TO MY DEATH! TANK OF ACID! SUPERB! [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Sidestepping....]]"
30th Nov '16 1:58:14 PM MisterVercetti
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-->'''Freeman:''' Oh what, this one's just full of tricks! It's tapping out fucking Morse on the conveyor belt! Crushers, conveyors, walking backwards... GIMME SOME MORE PRESSURE I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH! YES! BIOHAZARD! PERFECT! THANK YOU! AAAH! FALLING TO MY DEATH! TANK OF ACID! SUPERB!"

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-->'''Freeman:''' Oh what, Oh, this one's just full of tricks! It's tapping out fucking Morse on the conveyor fucking belt! Crushers, conveyors, Red lights, walking backwards... backwards, GIMME SOME MORE PRESSURE PRESSURE, I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH! YES! BIOHAZARD! PERFECT! THANK YOU! AAAH! FALLING TO MY DEATH! TANK OF ACID! SUPERB!"SUPERB! [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Sidestepping....]]"
16th Nov '16 7:43:05 PM dlchen145
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--> "I mean [[ThreateningShark sharks]], [[StuffBlowingUp mortar shells]], [[DeathFromAbove attack helicopters]], [[SuperDrowningSkills drowning]]. Some force wants me dead. Maybe that's why all of this is happening. I was supposed to die yesterday in the test chamber, [[ActionSurvivor but I didn't]] because I'm [[BadAss hardcore]]. So now reality is slowly unraveling. That makes me the most important person in the universe. I still don't like getting SHOT AT, though!"

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--> "I mean [[ThreateningShark sharks]], [[StuffBlowingUp mortar shells]], [[DeathFromAbove attack helicopters]], [[SuperDrowningSkills drowning]]. Some force wants me dead. Maybe that's why all of this is happening. I was supposed to die yesterday in the test chamber, [[ActionSurvivor but I didn't]] because I'm [[BadAss hardcore]].hardcore. So now reality is slowly unraveling. That makes me the most important person in the universe. I still don't like getting SHOT AT, though!"
18th Oct '16 5:44:26 AM Avenuewriter
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* The PostCreditsScene has Freeman popping into a [[VideoGame/Doom3 wormhole made of blood]] and immediately screaming.
21st Sep '16 5:28:29 PM Captainface
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* Dealing with the Green Tentacles again
-->'''Freeman:''' (having just tossed a grenade near the alien) Yeah, what's that? What's that? (explosion) It's amazing, that's what it is!
18th Jul '16 9:11:29 AM Morgenthaler
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* After being shot at by the military for the [[PerfectlyCromulentWord eleventy billionth]] time, he decides to use the strategy of "wait around a corner, let them pass, then shoot" that worked for him so far. But then the soldiers catch [[DangerouslyGenreSavvy on to him]]...

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* After being shot at by the military for the [[PerfectlyCromulentWord eleventy billionth]] time, he decides to use the strategy of "wait around a corner, let them pass, then shoot" that worked for him so far. But then the soldiers catch [[DangerouslyGenreSavvy on to him]]...him...
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