History Funny / FreemansMind

10th Jun '17 8:46:12 AM HighCrate
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* Gordon finally comes across the Hivehand... [[WrongGenreSavvy which he assumes is one of the aliens and promptly shoots/avoids it]].

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* Gordon finally comes across the Hivehand... [[WrongGenreSavvy which he assumes is one of the aliens and promptly shoots/avoids it]].it.
4th Jun '17 9:48:36 PM TSBasilisk
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** Much like in the events of Black Mesa, Gordon hasn't quite cottoned onto the situation. He assumes multiple people living in barren apartments with no doors are part of some weird commune rather than living in a dystopia.
31st May '17 4:21:06 PM SlackerSpice
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* When Gordon is randomly popping around during the TeleporterAccident, he keeps trying to warn Dr. Vance and the others about the horrible alien standing right behind them. And then there's his reaction when he appears in Breen's office.

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* When Gordon is randomly popping around during the TeleporterAccident, he keeps trying to warn Dr. Vance and the others about the horrible alien Vortigaunt standing right behind them.them (not knowing that they're allies at that point). And then there's his reaction when he appears in Breen's office.
31st May '17 12:35:45 PM kjc609
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'''Freeeman:''' ''I don't know!''

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'''Freeeman:''' '''Freeman:''' ''I don't know!''
31st May '17 5:11:03 AM CrowTR0bot
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-->'''Barney:''' [[SarcasmMode Good job, Gordon. Throwing that switch and all. I can see your MIT education really pays for itself!]]



-->"I knew it. Shut it down."

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-->"I -->"[[CasualDangerDialogue I knew it. Shut it down.down]]."
30th May '17 10:43:04 PM CuchulainSetanta
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* During the police raid, when some of the residents start fleeing, Gordon doesn't even look back to see why and just starts following them.
-->"Hey, you know what? When people are screaming and running one direction, I find it's best to just not question that and just assume they have more current information than I do! I don't like learning things the hard way, but I love letting other people learn the hard way FOR me!"
30th May '17 9:55:48 AM Tacitus
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* Gordon doesn't exactly hit it off with Alyx Vance.
-->'''Alyx:''' A man of few words, aren't you?\\
'''Freeman:''' Listen, smartass, I don't... oh, okay, well fuck you, then. ''Yeah'' I talk a lot, but that's because ''I get things done.''


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* When Gordon is randomly popping around during the TeleporterAccident, he keeps trying to warn Dr. Vance and the others about the horrible alien standing right behind them. And then there's his reaction when he appears in Breen's office.
-->'''Breen:''' What is the meaning of this?! Who are you?!\\
'''Freeman:''' Who are ''you?!''\\
'''Breen:''' How did you get in here?!\\
'''Freeeman:''' ''I don't know!''
30th May '17 9:29:07 AM TheCuza
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* Freeman thinks that Kleiner has unleashed a headcrab onto Barney to kill him. He finds that completely unconcerning.
-->"Kleiner, this is dark. But your lab, your rules. If you wanna kill your assistant, I'm not gonna stop you."

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* When Lamarr first shows up and attacks Barney, Freeman thinks that Kleiner has purposely unleashed a headcrab onto Barney to kill him. He finds that completely unconcerning.
-->"Kleiner, -->'''Gordon:''' Kleiner, this is dark. But '''dark'''. ''[shrugs]'' But, your lab, your rules. If you wanna kill your assistant, I'm not gonna stop you."



-->"''And what are you,'' a middle-aged high school drop out? I'm a ''doctor,'' shitmunch, my research went into this! Not that you'd understand! If I find a dog toy for you to chew on I'll be sure to bring it to you!...Taking shit from a ''guard.'' No wonder Kleiner doesn't mind killing you."

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-->"''And -->'''Gordon:''' ''And what are you,'' a middle-aged high school drop out? I'm a ''doctor,'' shitmunch, my research went into this! Not that you'd understand! If I find a dog toy for you to chew on I'll be sure to bring it to you!...Taking shit from a ''guard.'' No wonder Kleiner doesn't mind killing you."



-->"This is gonna be like one of those dunking booths at the fair, except instead of duking you in water, you're gonna get dunked out of existence."

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-->"This -->'''Gordon:''' This is gonna be like one of those dunking booths at the fair, except instead of duking dunking you in water, you're gonna get dunked out of existence.existence.
** In fact, the prospect of her not making it only seems to ''enhance'' his enjoyment. The more dangerous the experiment, the better the show for Gordon, it seems.
--->'''Kleiner:''' Gordon, would you mind... plugging us in?\\
'''Gordon:''' ''Not in the '''slightest'''''. You realize if the voltage is so high to blow the plug out of the wall, this can't be anywhere ''close'' to stable. ''[picks up plug, electricity arcs between the plug and the wall, Gordon sounds very excited]'' Ohhh! Look at that arcing!
** And when Alyx ''does'' make it out the other end of the teleporter alive and in one piece, Gordon's only reaction is an extremely indifferent, "Oh. Bonus.
"
30th May '17 1:48:41 AM Smoko
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* Freeman's indifference towards Barney turns to pure hatred over the course of the episode, and it's hilarious.

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* Freeman thinks that Kleiner has unleashed a headcrab onto Barney to kill him. He finds that completely unconcerning.
-->"Kleiner, this is dark. But your lab, your rules. If you wanna kill your assistant, I'm not gonna stop you."
* Freeman's indifference towards Barney turns to pure hatred over the course of the episode, and it's hilarious. Especially when Barney insults Gordon's MIT education.
-->"''And what are you,'' a middle-aged high school drop out? I'm a ''doctor,'' shitmunch, my research went into this! Not that you'd understand! If I find a dog toy for you to chew on I'll be sure to bring it to you!...Taking shit from a ''guard.'' No wonder Kleiner doesn't mind killing you."
29th May '17 11:23:19 PM TheRoguePenguin
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* Freeman happily sends Alyx through the teleporter even though he thinks she won't make it, even letting out a little EvilLaugh.
-->"This is gonna be like one of those dunking booths at the fair, except instead of duking you in water, you're gonna get dunked out of existence."
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