History Funny / FreemansMind

19th Apr '17 8:02:27 AM Cupcakes
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* Freeman noticing that the Alien Grunts don't wear armor on their torsos, and concluding that they must actually be alien strippers.

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* Freeman noticing that the Alien Grunts don't wear armor on their torsos, and concluding concludes that they must the Earth is actually be being invaded by alien strippers. To the point of wondering if the invasion is the normal conquest kind or if it has some sort of kinky alien context.
6th Apr '17 5:52:29 PM Tacitus
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* Freeman is predictably delighted to see a Vortigaunt [[MadeASlave in chains]] and pushing a broom, and goes from wondering why there's so much trash in "Hawaii" to assuming that all the people are deliberately making a mess for the alien to clean up.



* Freeman, still not having a clue what has happened to the world, being completely oblivious to what Barney is talking about in the interrogation room.
-->'''Barney:'''I'm way behind on my [[AccidentalInnuendo beating quota]].\\
'''Freeman:''' [[MistakenForMasturbating Pervert]].



* Freeman, still not having a clue what has happened to the world, being completely oblivious to what Barney is talking about in the interrogation room.
-->'''Barney:'''I'm way behind on my [[AccidentalInnuendo beating quota]].\\
'''Freeman:''' [[MistakenForMasturbating Pervert]].
5th Apr '17 7:17:31 PM Kulsprutejojjo
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* Freeman, still not having a clue what has happened to the world, being completely oblivious to what Barney is talking about in the interrogation room.
-->'''Barney:'''I'm way behind on my [[AccidentalInnuendo beating quota]].\\
'''Freeman:''' [[MistakenForMasturbating Pervert]].
5th Apr '17 4:49:32 PM Dallenson
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* The alternate ending presented in the stinger, in which Gordon refuses the offer G-Man proposes to him, and gets teleported to a new location with tons and tons of enemies [[spoiler:all reskinned with a G-Man model onto their skeletons, while goofy-sounding background music plays]]. Gordon is very quick to change his mind and starts pleading to be able to take the other option.

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* The alternate ending presented in the stinger, in which Gordon refuses the offer G-Man proposes to him, and gets teleported to a new location with tons and tons of enemies [[spoiler:all [[spoiler: in ''G-Invasion'' which means they're all reskinned with a G-Man model onto their skeletons, while [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLZWv7DsvxE goofy-sounding background music music]] plays]]. Gordon is very quick to change his mind and starts pleading to be able to take the other option.
5th Apr '17 7:55:06 AM Lopiny
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** Not to mention the fact [[InsultBackfire he never even noticed the officer was trying to bully him in the process]]. He simply thought his can-shot skills were that famous.
5th Apr '17 5:19:27 AM SirAdamus
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* Freeman saying that his theory that reality is breaking down the longer he's alive is one he was hoping wasn't true, but is looking more and more likely because now he's fighting an Elder God.
3rd Apr '17 9:27:20 AM kjc609
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* "Oh! And what's this? Could this be a ''ridged'' pipe? That leads straight up the rock face? I think it is!" ''(On reaching the top)'' "...ah... that's right, I'm in New Mexico, aren't I? The middle of the desert. The ''middle'' of the ''desert'' Now that I think about it, the flight out here might have been longer than I remember. So, if I were to just pack it on foot, how far could I go? If I had food and water -- which I DON'T -- I could go twenty, maybe thirty miles in a day, assuming the sun didn't beat me down... which it would. I really should have thought about this sooner. OK, so maybe walking out is NOT the way to go here."

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* "Oh! And what's this? Could this be a ''ridged'' pipe? That leads straight up the rock face? I think it is!" ''(On reaching the top)'' "...ah... that's right, I'm in New Mexico, aren't I? The middle of the desert. The ''middle'' of the ''desert'' ''desert''...Now that I think about it, the flight out here might have been longer than I remember. So, if I were to just pack it on foot, how far could I go? If I had food and water -- which I DON'T -- I could go twenty, maybe thirty miles in a day, assuming the sun didn't beat me down... which it would. I really should have thought about this sooner. OK, so maybe walking out is NOT the way to go here."
2nd Apr '17 6:57:52 PM TheCuza
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* Gordon describing the Breencasts as "''Series/MaxHeadroom'' for old people."

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* Gordon describing the Breencasts as "''Series/MaxHeadroom'' for old people."" Then, after listening to it for a bit, and still thinking he's in Hawaii, he concludes that it's a time-share infomercial.
2nd Apr '17 6:55:28 PM TheCuza
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-->'''Freeman:''' Ay gurl, how you doin'?\\
'''Female citizen:''' If I talk to you out here, we'll both be in trouble.\\

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-->'''Freeman:''' Ay gurl, how you ''you'' doin'?\\
'''Female citizen:''' Citizen:''' If I talk to you out here, we'll both be in trouble.\\
2nd Apr '17 6:33:03 PM CrowTR0bot
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* The mere fact that Ross Scott [[TrollingCreator released this on April Fool's Day]]. Almost everyone clicking on it [[GenreSavvy would have expected]] anything ''but'' what the title promised.
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