History Funny / FreemansMind

21st May '18 4:07:17 PM ghidorah15
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** This was even referenced in Ian Riley's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGgO8O6JuM8#t=246 ''Barney's Mind.'']]

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** This was even referenced in Ian Riley's [[http://www.''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGgO8O6JuM8#t=246 ''Barney's Mind.'']]Barney's Mind]]''.
19th May '18 11:15:08 PM BobSaget9
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* "[[DramaticIrony Well, there can't be anything good in that office if that guy was diving out the window,]] so I guess I have to take the elevator... [''{{Beat}}; notices the elevator is out of order''] I GUESS I HAVE TO TAKE THE ELEVATOR."

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* "[[DramaticIrony Well, there can't be anything good in that office if that guy was diving out the window,]] so I guess I have to take the elevator... [''{{Beat}}; notices the elevator is out of order''] I GUESS I HAVE TO TAKE THE ELEVATOR."



* "So, my only way out of here is to take some flying LeapOfFaith like that scene in ''Film/IndianaJonesAndTheLastCrusade'', then claw like a mad cat, and hope like hell I get a grip and don't break my ribs! Once again, I need a [[GrapplingHookPistol grappling hook.]] I can't believe this. Why do you have a ladder in an elevator shaft? To fix the elevator! ''How do you get to the ladder?'' '''You take the elevator that doesn't work!''' Who thought this one up?! Jesus Christ! I suppose I could do the math on whether this jump is feasible or not, but, you know... we'll have plenty of time for that when I'm dead.

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* "So, my only way out of here is to take some flying LeapOfFaith like that scene in ''Film/IndianaJonesAndTheLastCrusade'', then claw like a mad cat, and hope like hell I get a grip and don't break my ribs! Once again, I need a [[GrapplingHookPistol grappling hook.]] I can't believe this. Why do you have a ladder in an elevator shaft? To fix the elevator! ''How do you get to the ladder?'' '''You take the elevator that doesn't work!''' Who thought this one up?! Jesus Christ! I suppose I could do the math on whether this jump is feasible or not, but, you know... we'll have plenty of time for that when I'm dead."
19th May '18 11:11:46 PM BobSaget9
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* "Well, there can't be anything good in that office if that guy was diving out the window, so I guess I have to take the elevator... [''{{Beat}}. Notices the elevator is out of order.''] I GUESS I HAVE TO TAKE THE ELEVATOR."

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* "Well, "[[DramaticIrony Well, there can't be anything good in that office if that guy was diving out the window, window,]] so I guess I have to take the elevator... [''{{Beat}}. Notices [''{{Beat}}; notices the elevator is out of order.''] order''] I GUESS I HAVE TO TAKE THE ELEVATOR."
19th May '18 11:11:21 PM BobSaget9
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* Freeman gets some bad nachos:

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* Freeman gets [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall experiences a minor case of déjà vu]], which he chooses to attribute to him eating some bad nachos:nachos from the vending machine:
29th Apr '18 2:07:44 PM ghidorah15
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* While Gordon getting caught by Barnacles and almost dying is an unsettling bit, the following trauma can be darkly hilarious.
-->'''Gordon:''' I am legit traumatized. I don't even want to eat ''spaghetti'' anymore...
* Freeman ranting a the end of the episode how sick he is of saying things could be worse.

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* While Gordon Freeman getting caught by Barnacles and almost dying dying, followed by [[VomitIndiscretionShot throwing up]], is an unsettling bit, the following trauma can be darkly hilarious.
-->'''Gordon:''' -->'''Freeman:''' I am legit traumatized. I don't even want to eat ''spaghetti'' anymore...
* Freeman ranting a at the end of the episode about how sick he is of saying things could be worse.
28th Apr '18 10:40:36 AM DoctorFluffy
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** The fans took it and ran with it, and the comments section is littered with jokes about how Ross got to episode 3 first.
30th Mar '18 10:15:24 AM TheRoguePenguin
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* The AI is even dumber, not that Freeman is complaining.
-->'''Freeman:''' Yes! Run towards my gunshots. You have no idea how much that helps me.
26th Mar '18 10:21:21 AM Lopiny
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-->'''Freeman:''' I mean yeah, I could be ''dead'', that's worse. That's a nice low bar for us to judge thing by. Fuck.

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-->'''Freeman:''' I mean yeah, I could be ''dead'', that's worse. That's a nice low bar for us to judge thing things by. Fuck.
18th Mar '18 3:19:37 PM TheRoguePenguin
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-->'''Gordon:''' Oh shit, it's the taco truck! ''(begins rolling off an order while shooting at the cops)''

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-->'''Gordon:''' --->'''Gordon:''' Oh shit, it's the taco truck! ''(begins rolling off an order while shooting at the cops)''
18th Mar '18 2:31:42 PM TSBasilisk
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* The most dangerous foe Gordon has encountered yet: A paparazzi bot. It blinds him with its first picture, causing him to fall back into the water he climbed out of, and then blinds him ''again'' while he's still reeling.
** He later posits that an AI is controlling the various robots and dispatching cops whenever it spots a suspect. That's why the police are so fast to respond to Gordon but are so incompetent at actually ''stopping'' him.



-->'''Gordon:''' Oh shit, it's the taco truck! (begins rolling off an order while shooting at the cops)

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-->'''Gordon:''' Oh shit, it's the taco truck! (begins ''(begins rolling off an order while shooting at the cops)cops)''
* Gordon figures the Manhacks were probably just released into the city so the creators could see what happened; that's why there are no cats or dogs.
** After comparing them to [[TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Mousers]], he muses that was the only thing the show was right about. That and [[CallBack Dimension X]].
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