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* Gil expects to win a [=SeaBee=] for his show, only to find that not only did he not win, the two other candidates get to share the reward. He doesn't take it well.
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* Gil expects to win a [=SeaBee=] for his show, only to find that not only did he not win, the there are two other candidates get to winners who will share the reward.award ("Do they expect me to share? What is this, dim sum?"), and to his horror, of the three people nominated, the ''other two'' share the win, and he gets nothing. He doesn't take it well.
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'''Frasier:''' He came so close...
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'''Frasier:''' ''(sotto vocce to Martin, wincing)'' He came so close...
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* In a bit of a ContinuityNod, Frasier reports that while he and Dinah aren't right for each other, she is really a pleasant, nice woman. All Martin has on his mind? Lasciviously musing, "Imagine what her mother looks like!"
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** Later, Roz reports, "Well, she moved next door to the Italian deli. The guy just took the two-foot salami out the window."
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'''Martin:''' I'm startin' to feel that way myself...
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'''Martin:''' ''(smiling)'' I'm startin' to feel that way myself...myself...
* Martin tells Niles "there's nothing wrong with a little fantasy", and at the dinner table, he starts pretending Mia really is Hester, calling her "dear", and when Mia objects to the bickering, Martin backs her up like he was married to her. This makes Niles pause and stare in shock at Martin.
* Martin tells Niles "there's nothing wrong with a little fantasy", and at the dinner table, he starts pretending Mia really is Hester, calling her "dear", and when Mia objects to the bickering, Martin backs her up like he was married to her. This makes Niles pause and stare in shock at Martin.
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-->'''Frasier:''' Oh, maybe Dad's right. I am getting stuck in my ways. I like the way things are, I don't want them to change.\\
'''Niles:''' Well, don't worry, he's not going anywhere for a while.\\
(''Martin bursts into the room'')\\
'''Martin:''' Hey, guess what? I'm gettin' married!\\
(''Frasier and Niles stare at each other in shock as Ronee enters'')\\
'''Ronee:''' Well, come on boys, give your ol' mom a kiss! (''pulls the Crane boys into a hug'')
'''Niles:''' Well, don't worry, he's not going anywhere for a while.\\
(''Martin bursts into the room'')\\
'''Martin:''' Hey, guess what? I'm gettin' married!\\
(''Frasier and Niles stare at each other in shock as Ronee enters'')\\
'''Ronee:''' Well, come on boys, give your ol' mom a kiss! (''pulls the Crane boys into a hug'')
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-->'''Martin:''' Blah blah blah. ''(To Daphne)'' Afraid you're going to lose your looks? Happens to everyone. ''(To Frasier)'' Afraid you're going to end up alone? You'll still have your family. ''(To Niles)'' Afraid you're going to be a bad father? [[SelfDeprecation Join the club]]. Now clam it up and go to sleep.\\
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-->'''Martin:''' Blah blah blah. ''(To Daphne)'' Afraid you're going to lose your looks? Happens to everyone. ''(To Frasier)'' Afraid you're going to end up alone? You'll still have your family. ''(To Niles)'' Afraid you're going to be a bad father? [[SelfDeprecation Join the club]]. Now just clam it up and go to sleep.bed.\\
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-->'''Gil:''' Of course, [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday I too noticed Roz's sex appeal immediately]]. She had the same effect on all of us stallions in the KACL corral. She made us want to paw the ground and rise up on our powerful haunches, fetlocks glistening. Smokey, Misty, Storm! Away! (''downs his entire glass of wine'')\\
'''Kenny:''' Okay, bar's closed!
'''Kenny:''' Okay, bar's closed!
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* Eventually, the two go to the source, a pair of Russians in a boat on the docks. Just as they get a supply of caviar, the US Customs Department shows up, and the Russians bolt. A panicking Frasier and Niles try to hide the "evidence" by eating it.
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* Eventually, the two go to the source, a pair of Russians in a boat on the docks. Just as they get a supply of caviar, the US Customs Department shows up, and the Russians bolt. A panicking Frasier and Niles try to hide the "evidence" by eating it. As they're stuffing themselves a customs agent walks in and tells them the agency is there for find [[DigitalPiracyIsEvil smuggled DVDs]] and has no interest in the caviar.
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** Niles perks up after Carla starts in on the ways the other patrons used to prank Frasier. He immediately demands more stories to use in his toast as revenge for the bedwetting story.
--->'''Carla:''' Hey, remember that time you guys took Frasier on a SnipeHunt?\\
'''Norm:''' Yeah.\\
'''Niles:''' What's a snipe hunt?\\
'''Carla:''' That's when you take some unsuspecting dope out to bag snipe, which don't exist, and then you ditch 'em in the woods.\\
'''Niles:''' That must have been completely humiliating for Frasier.\\
'''Carla:''' Well, that's the point!\\
'''Niles:''' Well, do you have any more of these stories?\\
'''Carla:''' Only about a million.\\
'''Niles:''' Ohhh, I don't have time for a million, just tell me the hundred worst!
--->'''Carla:''' Hey, remember that time you guys took Frasier on a SnipeHunt?\\
'''Norm:''' Yeah.\\
'''Niles:''' What's a snipe hunt?\\
'''Carla:''' That's when you take some unsuspecting dope out to bag snipe, which don't exist, and then you ditch 'em in the woods.\\
'''Niles:''' That must have been completely humiliating for Frasier.\\
'''Carla:''' Well, that's the point!\\
'''Niles:''' Well, do you have any more of these stories?\\
'''Carla:''' Only about a million.\\
'''Niles:''' Ohhh, I don't have time for a million, just tell me the hundred worst!
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'''Niles:''' You're ALWAYS asking! Badgering! ''Spying'' on me! Well, I won't be ''suffocated'' anymore! I'm ''tired'' of being your trophy boy! It's '''over!''' You hear me!? '''''Over!''''' ''[sniffs haughtily]'' And I'm ''keeping'' the jewellery. ''[sweeps off, slamming the door behind him]''\\
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'''Niles:''' You're ALWAYS asking! Badgering! ''Spying'' on me! Well, I won't be ''suffocated'' anymore! I'm ''tired'' of being your trophy boy! It's '''over!''' You hear me!? '''''Over!''''' ''[sniffs haughtily]'' And I'm ''keeping'' the jewellery.jewelry. ''[sweeps off, slamming the door behind him]''\\
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'''Niles:''' Daphne, it is the ''least'' I can do, believe me. Until you're fully recovered, consider me your full-time stand-in. Oh! Which reminds me, Dad... ''[grabs a VHS cassette from the bookshelf]'' I rented your favorite video... ''[hands Martin the case]''\\
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'''Niles:''' Daphne, it is the ''least'' I can do, believe me. Until you're fully recovered, consider me your full-time stand-in. Oh! Which reminds me, Dad... ''[grabs a VHS cassette from the bookshelf]'' I rented your favorite favourite video... ''[hands Martin the case]''\\
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'''Neighbor:''' ''[acidly]'' I know what you did. Someone saw you leave the laundry room. You threw all my wet clothes all over the floor!\\
'''Daphne:''' ''[reaching not so much breaking point as shattering-into-powder point]'' Ohhh. I'm ''sorry''. I didn't realize they were still wet. ''[grabs the laundry basket]'' HERE! Let me help! ''[runs over to the fireplace]''\\
'''Neighbor:''' What are you doing?!\\
'''Daphne:''' ''[reaching not so much breaking point as shattering-into-powder point]'' Ohhh. I'm ''sorry''. I didn't realize they were still wet. ''[grabs the laundry basket]'' HERE! Let me help! ''[runs over to the fireplace]''\\
'''Neighbor:''' What are you doing?!\\
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'''Daphne:''' ''[reaching not so much breaking point as shattering-into-powder point]'' Ohhh. I'm ''sorry''. I didn't
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'''Neighbor:''' ''STOP IT!!''\\
'''Daphne:''' Maybe if we AIR-DRIED them! ''[runs outside and upends the basket over the edge as the neighbor continues to shout her protests]'' THERRRRRE! ''[hurls the basket to the balcony floor]'' That should do it! '''''YA HAPPY NOW?!'''''\\
''[HONK] [CRASH] [CRASH] [beep beep beep] [CRASH] [CRASH] [Donny's parents are appalled, Donny looks mortified, Martin {{Face Palm}}s, and Daphne herself visibly realizes she has gone ''much'' too far. Even Simon and his three barfly friends are shocked. Enter the one person in the apartment who has no idea what has just happened...]''\\
'''Daphne:''' Maybe if we AIR-DRIED them! ''[runs outside and upends the basket over the edge as the neighbor continues to shout her protests]'' THERRRRRE! ''[hurls the basket to the balcony floor]'' That should do it! '''''YA HAPPY NOW?!'''''\\
''[HONK] [CRASH] [CRASH] [beep beep beep] [CRASH] [CRASH] [Donny's parents are appalled, Donny looks mortified, Martin {{Face Palm}}s, and Daphne herself visibly realizes she has gone ''much'' too far. Even Simon and his three barfly friends are shocked. Enter the one person in the apartment who has no idea what has just happened...]''\\
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'''Daphne:''' Maybe if we AIR-DRIED them! ''[runs outside and upends the basket over the edge as the
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* The episode's final scene likewise ends on a comical note of MoodWhiplash; Dr. [=McCaskill=] asks Daphne why she was wearing her favorite dress to her bridal shower if it was a surprise, forcing her to acknowledge that the real reason she went to Niles' apartment dressed in her best is because she thought he was finally going to tell her he loved her - and she was fully prepared to reciprocate. Her mind positively brimming with questions, she asks Dr. [=McCaskill=] what it means and what she should do, and gets a singularly unhelpful answer:
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* The episode's final scene likewise ends on a comical note of MoodWhiplash; Dr. [=McCaskill=] asks Daphne why she was wearing her favorite favourite dress to her bridal shower if it was a surprise, forcing her to acknowledge that the real reason she went to Niles' apartment dressed in her best is because she thought he was finally going to tell her he loved her - and she was fully prepared to reciprocate. Her mind positively brimming with questions, she asks Dr. [=McCaskill=] what it means and what she should do, and gets a singularly unhelpful answer:
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* The plight of Mrs. Whitman, a neighbor of Frasier's stuck overhearing everyone's dirty laundry as she's riding the elevator, starting with Frasier and Daphne, then Frasier and Martin.
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* The plight of Mrs. Whitman, a neighbor neighbour of Frasier's stuck overhearing everyone's dirty laundry as she's riding the elevator, starting with Frasier and Daphne, then Frasier and Martin.
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* Throughout the two-parter there's a running thread about a vintage bottle of wine gifted to the family by the widow of their former doorman. The bottle trades hands several times and ends up with Frasier who decides to open it to cheer Niles up after Daphne decides to marry Donny. Frasier, Niles and Martin all take a sip of the wine...which is when they realize that it tastes ''awful''.
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* Throughout the two-parter there's a running thread about a vintage bottle of wine gifted to the family by the widow of their former doorman. The bottle trades hands several times and ends up with Frasier who decides to open it to cheer Niles up after Daphne decides to marry Donny. Frasier, Niles and Martin all take a sip of the wine...which is when they realize realise that it tastes ''awful''.
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* Frasier refuting Dr. Tewkesbury's analysis, that his behavior stems from developmental issues.
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* Frasier refuting Dr. Tewkesbury's analysis, that his behavior behaviour stems from developmental issues.
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* Martin suggests Freddie's behavior is just typical.
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* Martin suggests Freddie's behavior behaviour is just typical.
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* Frasier, prompted by his distance from Freddie and Martin recounting his own childhood behavior, decides all three generations of Cranes will go on a camping trip.
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'''Daphne:''' I know, but it's a complicated recipe, I need time to practice. You two are gonna be my guinea pigs! ''[heads into the kitchen]''\\
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'''Daphne:''' I know, but it's a complicated recipe, I need time to practice.practise. You two are gonna be my guinea pigs! ''[heads into the kitchen]''\\
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* Frasier trying to figure out his feelings re: Claire or Lana, and the montage of him asking everyone, including Martin, Daphne, and a janitor on the plane home. Martin's contribution, supporting Claire, has him pretending to use his [[ItMakesSenseInContext lobster-hypnotizing power]] on Frasier.
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* Frasier trying to figure out his feelings re: Claire or Lana, and the montage of him asking everyone, including Martin, Daphne, and a janitor on the plane home. Martin's contribution, supporting Claire, has him pretending to use his [[ItMakesSenseInContext lobster-hypnotizing lobster-hypnotising power]] on Frasier.
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* Niles, meanwhile, has to visit Maris to offer his condolences after the death of their gardener, Yoshi (he had a heart attack while trimming Maris' hedge maze; "the paramedics never had a chance," says Niles). Frasier, concerned over how that might go over with Mel, advises Niles not to tell her that he is visiting Maris. However, things fall apart when Mel shows up at the KACL Christmas party, having been invited after doing a segment on breast augmentation during Cosmetic Surgery Week on ''Health Chat'' ("How uplifting!" says Frasier; Mel is unamused).
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* Niles, meanwhile, Roz and Daphne's conversation is interrupted when Niles steps out of the elevator, leading to a hysterical INeedToGoIronMyDog moment from Daphne:
-->'''Niles:''' ''[exiting the elevator and taking in the sight of Roz and Daphne; Daphne suddenly stiffens and avoids eye contact]'' Well, there's a Christmas tableau! "Naughty and Nice". ''[Roz glares at him and enters the open elevator]''\\
'''Daphne:''' ''[awkwardly]'' Hello, Dr. Crane.\\
'''Niles:''' Hello, Daphne.\\
'''Daphne:''' I'd see you in, but... I just have to... take out the garbage! ''[Niles looks confused by the fact that she has no garbage bag...]'' It's in my pockets. ''[... or pockets]''
* Niles drops off some carol books for Frasier's Christmas party, but declines an invitation to string popcorn garlands that evening as he has to visit Maris to offer his condolences after the death of their gardener, Yoshi (he had a heart attack while trimming Maris' hedge maze; "the paramedics never had a chance," says Niles). Frasier, concerned over how that might go over with Mel, advises Niles not to tell her that he is visiting Maris.However, Meanwhile, Martin has spent the opening scene working on his own contribution to the party: a tacky "Dancing Santa" figurine that plays music and waggles its hips in time with it. Just as Niles prepares to leave, the figurine springs into life.
-->'''Niles:''' ''[with forced joy]'' Dad, Santa's back!\\
'''Martin:''' Yeah! It's the darnedest thing, every year when I take him out of the box, something's wrong with it. But I always manage to fix him again!\\
'''Niles:''' Good for you, Dad. ''[sotto voce, to Frasier]'' I told you to dunk it under water!\\
'''Frasier:''' I ''did!''
* Unfortunately for Niles, things fall apart when Mel shows up at the KACL Christmas party, having been invited after doing a segment on breast augmentation during Cosmetic Surgery Week on ''Health Chat'' ("How uplifting!" says Frasier; Mel is unamused).
-->'''Niles:''' ''[exiting the elevator and taking in the sight of Roz and Daphne; Daphne suddenly stiffens and avoids eye contact]'' Well, there's a Christmas tableau! "Naughty and Nice". ''[Roz glares at him and enters the open elevator]''\\
'''Daphne:''' ''[awkwardly]'' Hello, Dr. Crane.\\
'''Niles:''' Hello, Daphne.\\
'''Daphne:''' I'd see you in, but... I just have to... take out the garbage! ''[Niles looks confused by the fact that she has no garbage bag...]'' It's in my pockets. ''[... or pockets]''
* Niles drops off some carol books for Frasier's Christmas party, but declines an invitation to string popcorn garlands that evening as he has to visit Maris to offer his condolences after the death of their gardener, Yoshi (he had a heart attack while trimming Maris' hedge maze; "the paramedics never had a chance," says Niles). Frasier, concerned over how that might go over with Mel, advises Niles not to tell her that he is visiting Maris.
-->'''Niles:''' ''[with forced joy]'' Dad, Santa's back!\\
'''Martin:''' Yeah! It's the darnedest thing, every year when I take him out of the box, something's wrong with it. But I always manage to fix him again!\\
'''Niles:''' Good for you, Dad. ''[sotto voce, to Frasier]'' I told you to dunk it under water!\\
'''Frasier:''' I ''did!''
* Unfortunately for Niles, things fall apart when Mel shows up at the KACL Christmas party, having been invited after doing a segment on breast augmentation during Cosmetic Surgery Week on ''Health Chat'' ("How uplifting!" says Frasier; Mel is unamused).
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* Later on a crowd of guests shows up, to Frasier's delight. But Donny is suspicious:
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* Later As Niles [[DrowningMySorrows downs large gulps from the glass of scotch]] he asked Donny to pour him, Martin tries to cheer him up with the Dancing Santa... which proceeds to knock a stack of presents off the console table.
-->'''Niles:''' Daphne's present!\\
'''Martin:''' Did it break? ''[Niles picks up the box, and we can clearly hear broken glass inside]''\\
'''Niles:''' ''[sarcastically]'' Well, we won't know until she opens it!
* While the Niles/Daphne story arc is advancing on Frasier's balcony, Frasier, Martin, Roz, and Donny are slumped around the living room, dejected:
-->'''Frasier:''' ''[sighing]'' People will go almost anywhere for free food and booze. Am I really so insufferable?\\
'''Roz:''' I could call up the station and see if people want to come over.\\
'''Frasier:''' ''[sarcastically]'' Oh, yes, Roz, let's call in the second string guests. Let's fill my home with a bunch of angry, snubbed co-workers! ''[{{Beat}}; earnestly]'' Do you think they'd come?
* Right on cue, a crowd of guests shows up, to Frasier's delight. But Donny is suspicious:
-->'''Niles:''' Daphne's present!\\
'''Martin:''' Did it break? ''[Niles picks up the box, and we can clearly hear broken glass inside]''\\
'''Niles:''' ''[sarcastically]'' Well, we won't know until she opens it!
* While the Niles/Daphne story arc is advancing on Frasier's balcony, Frasier, Martin, Roz, and Donny are slumped around the living room, dejected:
-->'''Frasier:''' ''[sighing]'' People will go almost anywhere for free food and booze. Am I really so insufferable?\\
'''Roz:''' I could call up the station and see if people want to come over.\\
'''Frasier:''' ''[sarcastically]'' Oh, yes, Roz, let's call in the second string guests. Let's fill my home with a bunch of angry, snubbed co-workers! ''[{{Beat}}; earnestly]'' Do you think they'd come?
* Right on cue, a crowd of guests shows up, to Frasier's delight. But Donny is suspicious:
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* In TheTag, Martin steps out onto the balcony and finds Dancing Santa's hat. He looks over the railing, then sees Frasier walk past the window, trying to look innocent. Martin quickly deduces what happened and chases after Frasier in a rage.
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* After being re-elected as cork master of the wine club, Niles [[SarcasmMode sarcastically]] commends Frasier for being a GracefulLoser after demanding 'only'' four recounts. Niles also jokes about hoping he can live up to the example of his predecessor (namely himself).
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* As soon as Martin finishes forcing his sons to make peace, the other wine club members start teasing Frasier and Niles for getting scolded by their dad.
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* The other plot has Frasier driving Charlotte to try to catch a train. His car breaks down, and they end up in a strange rural household with a son who seems to be a budding serial killer. They're dealing with the wake for their recently diseased mother, whom the mother hates, for whom the father is a MommasBoy, and the son as a... suspicious relationship to. Worse, they have to sleep in the living room with the corpse.
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* The other plot has Frasier driving Charlotte to try to catch a train. His car breaks down, and they end up in a strange rural household with a son who seems to be a budding serial killer. They're dealing with the wake for their recently diseased mother, deceased grandmother, whom the mother hates, for whom the father is a MommasBoy, and the son as a... suspicious relationship to. Worse, they have to sleep in the living room with the corpse.
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* As the Cranes bond over Roadshow, Daphne comes in with a box contain Donny's mother's wedding gown, which he'd like for her to wear. Daphne's uncertain, so they suggest she try it on and they'll offer an opinion. After Roadshow is over, Martin goes to have a look in his closet for ''objet d'art''.
-->'''Niles:''' It's as if that panhandler I have money to was a genie, granting all my wishes.\\
-->'''Niles:''' It's as if that panhandler I have money to was a genie, granting all my wishes.\\
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* As the Cranes bond over Roadshow, ''Roadshow'', Daphne comes in with a box contain Donny's mother's wedding gown, which he'd like for her to wear. Daphne's uncertain, so they suggest she try it on and they'll offer an opinion. After Roadshow ''Roadshow'' is over, Martin goes to have a look in his closet for ''objet ''objets d'art''.
-->'''Niles:''' It's as if that panhandler Ihave gave money to was a genie, granting all my wishes.\\
-->'''Niles:''' It's as if that panhandler I
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[[AC: 917: Three Blind Dates]]
* Niles discovers that Frasier is claiming to be younger than him in his official biography.
* Roz sets Frasier up with her friend Susanna, who reminds Roz that she's always complaining Fraiser is a tight-ass. Roz claims that Susanna misheard and she was bragging about Frasier's ''tight'' [[FemaleGaze ass.]] The date ends in disaster due to Frasier liking Benjamin Locklear, an artist who ripped off Susanna's style. She storms out of the apartment after telling Frasier that Locklear is as overrated as his ass.
* Before things go bad, Roz tries to build up Susanna for Frasier by emphasizing all of her accomplishments, causing Susanna to quip "In my spare time, I use my power of invisibility to fight crime."
* As Susanna and Frasier hurl insults at each other, one of Susanna's is "Man who uses the word 'duvet!'"
* When Niles reminds Daphne that Frasier says he's happy, she has this rebuke.
--> '''Daphne:''' Isn't that what you would have said too before your brother helped bring us together?
--> '''Niles:''' That's my point exactly, [[SophisticatedAsHell let's start calling babes!]]
* Niles discovers that Frasier is claiming to be younger than him in his official biography.
* Roz sets Frasier up with her friend Susanna, who reminds Roz that she's always complaining Fraiser is a tight-ass. Roz claims that Susanna misheard and she was bragging about Frasier's ''tight'' [[FemaleGaze ass.]] The date ends in disaster due to Frasier liking Benjamin Locklear, an artist who ripped off Susanna's style. She storms out of the apartment after telling Frasier that Locklear is as overrated as his ass.
* Before things go bad, Roz tries to build up Susanna for Frasier by emphasizing all of her accomplishments, causing Susanna to quip "In my spare time, I use my power of invisibility to fight crime."
* As Susanna and Frasier hurl insults at each other, one of Susanna's is "Man who uses the word 'duvet!'"
* When Niles reminds Daphne that Frasier says he's happy, she has this rebuke.
--> '''Daphne:''' Isn't that what you would have said too before your brother helped bring us together?
--> '''Niles:''' That's my point exactly, [[SophisticatedAsHell let's start calling babes!]]
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* Frasier realises this is the first time Niles and Lilith have been in the same room since their one night stand in season five's "Room Service". When they see each other they're completely civil, politely discussing Lilith's flight. This ends up being even more disturbing to Frasier who insists they go back to their usual bickering.
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* Frasier realises realizes this is the first time Niles and Lilith have been in the same room since their one night stand in season five's "Room Service". When they see each other they're completely civil, civil and politely discussing discuss Lilith's flight. This ends up being even more disturbing to Frasier who insists they go back to their usual bickering.
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-->'''Niles:''' I just read a fascinating paper on early termination. Yeah, the hypothesis was-
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-->'''Niles:''' I just read a fascinating paper on early termination. Yeah, the hypothesis was-was-\\
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* As it turns out, Martin hasn't actually gone very far, when Lilith goes to leave.
-->'''Lilith:''' You can come back from around the corner now, Martin.\\
'''Martin:''' ''(still hiding)'' Good night, Lilith.
-->'''Lilith:''' You can come back from around the corner now, Martin.\\
'''Martin:''' ''(still hiding)'' Good night, Lilith.
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-->'''Martin:''' She'll go straight to the ''source''...! ''([[OhCrap Look of horror]])'' ...''Me''...! The ''fountainhead''...!\\
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-->'''Martin:''' She'll go straight come to the ''source''...! ''([[OhCrap Look of horror]])'' ...''Me''...! The ''fountainhead''...!\\
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-->'''Martin:''' Can you imagine? Lilith's and my kid would be brother to you and Niles '''''and''''' Freddie... And if you and Lilith got back together, you'd be his step-father '''''and''''' his brother and Niles would be your son '''and ''his own uncle!''''' It's almost worth doing just so that I can tell the story!
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-->'''Martin:''' Can you imagine? Lilith's and my kid would be brother brothers to you and Niles '''''and''''' and Freddie... And if you and Lilith got back together, you'd be his step-father '''''and''''' ''and'' his brother and Niles would be your son '''and ''his own uncle!''''' It's almost worth doing just so that I can tell the story!story!
* Frasier asks Niles for his opinion, and Niles offers his own form of brotherly support.
-->'''Niles:''' Well, I'm behind you whatever decision you make - the right one or the crazy one.
* At the clinic, Frasier has to deal with another man there, who keeps trying to talk to him.
-->'''Man:''' This process can be hard on a relationship.\\
'''Frasier:''' We're already divorced.\\
'''Man:''' ''(bitterly)'' Good, 'cuz she'll never change.
* Frasier asks Niles for his opinion, and Niles offers his own form of brotherly support.
-->'''Niles:''' Well, I'm behind you whatever decision you make - the right one or the crazy one.
* At the clinic, Frasier has to deal with another man there, who keeps trying to talk to him.
-->'''Man:''' This process can be hard on a relationship.\\
'''Frasier:''' We're already divorced.\\
'''Man:''' ''(bitterly)'' Good, 'cuz she'll never change.
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* Meanwhile, in the b-plot, Niles has found a photo from the Caribbean cruise which, after some analysis, he and Frasier learn is a nipple photo, which Niles figures is Daphne's... until the end of the episode, when Daphne informs him it's not ''her'' nipple. It's ''Martin's'' (he was trying to take a photo of Eddie to use up the film roll, and there was a mishap). Niles's expression of sheer horror cannot be described, but then Martin shows up, since Niles offered to take him to dinner. Unfortunate choice of words abound.
-->'''Martin:''' Might wanna get a coat, it's pretty ''nippy'' out there.
-->'''Martin:''' Might wanna get a coat, it's pretty ''nippy'' out there.
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* Meanwhile, in the b-plot, Niles has found a photo from the Caribbean cruise which, after some analysis, and help from a passing barista, he and Frasier learn is a nipple photo, which Niles figures is Daphne's...Daphne's...
-->'''Frasier:''' Good lord, is that Daphne?\\
'''Niles:''' You are to ''erase'' that from your mind!\\
'''Barista:''' Nice.\\
'''Niles:''' You're not erasing! ''Erase!''
** Niles starts focusing on the photo... until the end of the episode, when Daphne informs him it's not ''her'' nipple. It's ''Martin's'' (he was trying to take a photo of Eddie to use up the film roll, and there was a mishap). Niles's expression of sheer horror cannot be described, but then Martin shows up, since Niles offered to take him to dinner. Unfortunate choice of words abound.
-->'''Martin:'''Might I can't wait to get to Bogart's. I know just what I'm gonna get. A barbecued chicken ''breast''. ''(Niles suddenly staggers)'' They have the juiciest one in town. Oh, or the lamb. They serve an enourmous ''rack''.\\
'''Niles:''' 's great.\\
'''Martin:''' Uh, you might wanna geta coat, an overcoat of Frasier's out of there, it's supposed to be pretty ''nippy'' out there.
tonight.
* And elsewhere, Daphne, Roz and Gertrude are off on a visit to Canada. One suspects Niles might have [[ObnoxiousInLaws ulterior motives for the choice of destination]].
-->'''Frasier:''' Just saying, Daphne's mom should be careful. If you're here on a temporary visa, sometimes people have a difficult time getting back into the country.\\
'''Niles:''' ''(stone-faced)'' [[BlatantLies That hadn't occurred to me, Frasier.]]
-->'''Frasier:''' Good lord, is that Daphne?\\
'''Niles:''' You are to ''erase'' that from your mind!\\
'''Barista:''' Nice.\\
'''Niles:''' You're not erasing! ''Erase!''
** Niles starts focusing on the photo... until the end of the episode, when Daphne informs him it's not ''her'' nipple. It's ''Martin's'' (he was trying to take a photo of Eddie to use up the film roll, and there was a mishap). Niles's expression of sheer horror cannot be described, but then Martin shows up, since Niles offered to take him to dinner. Unfortunate choice of words abound.
-->'''Martin:'''
'''Niles:''' 's great.\\
'''Martin:''' Uh, you might wanna get
* And elsewhere, Daphne, Roz and Gertrude are off on a visit to Canada. One suspects Niles might have [[ObnoxiousInLaws ulterior motives for the choice of destination]].
-->'''Frasier:''' Just saying, Daphne's mom should be careful. If you're here on a temporary visa, sometimes people have a difficult time getting back into the country.\\
'''Niles:''' ''(stone-faced)'' [[BlatantLies That hadn't occurred to me, Frasier.]]
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* KACL organises a Bike-a-thon to support AIDS research, and Frasier is embarrassed into participating instead of simply making a financial donation. When Daphne hears the news, she tells Niles they should participate as well. One problem: neither Crane knows how to ride a bike, and they are too ashamed to admit this to anyone. So they shop for bikes in secret, leading to several hilarious exchanges as they pretend to know about bikes.
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* KACL organises a Bike-a-thon to support AIDS research, and Frasier is embarrassed into participating instead of simply making a financial donation. When Daphne hears the news, she tells Niles they should participate as well.well, just as he's taunting Frasier about it ("y' had to see that coming"). One problem: neither Crane knows how to ride a bike, and they are too ashamed to admit this to anyone. So they shop for bikes in secret, leading to several hilarious exchanges as they pretend to know about bikes.
* In the b-plot, Martin finds Gertrude has been driving away any woman who's interested in him, and refuses to speak to her, or even acknowledge her existance, leading to a good burn from Niles when she tries protesting.
-->'''Gertrude:''' Oh, Martin...\\
'''Niles:''' ''(gently)'' Ms. Moon, Ms. Moon... shut up.
* Trying to shop for bikes, Frasier does some good bluffing, and Niles is impressed. Frasier tells him it's a matter of confidence. SmashCut to the two returning to Frasier's apartment, battered and broken. Niles is increasingly despondent since Daphne wants to ride with him the next day, and he hasn't told her he sucks at it, and... well...
-->'''Frasier:''' You're gonna have to tell her you don't know how to ride.\\
'''Niles:''' I can't! It's too late! If I was going to do that, I should've done it at the bike store. But '''no! You!''' You said we could teach ourselves!\\
'''Frasier:''' Niles -\\
'''Niles:''' ''(increasingly manic)'' You said no-one would be the wiser!\\
'''Frasier:''' ''(approaching him)'' Niles-\\
'''Niles:''' "Two bouncy tires and a taut chain" you said. And now look, my spokes are bent, my pants are stuck, ''and there's blood on the headlight! And blood everywhere-!''\\
'''Frasier:''' ''(hugging him, as Niles sobs in despair)'' Niles, Niles, that wasn't your fault. That ''jogger'' should have been wearing a reflective vest.
-->'''Gertrude:''' Oh, Martin...\\
'''Niles:''' ''(gently)'' Ms. Moon, Ms. Moon... shut up.
* Trying to shop for bikes, Frasier does some good bluffing, and Niles is impressed. Frasier tells him it's a matter of confidence. SmashCut to the two returning to Frasier's apartment, battered and broken. Niles is increasingly despondent since Daphne wants to ride with him the next day, and he hasn't told her he sucks at it, and... well...
-->'''Frasier:''' You're gonna have to tell her you don't know how to ride.\\
'''Niles:''' I can't! It's too late! If I was going to do that, I should've done it at the bike store. But '''no! You!''' You said we could teach ourselves!\\
'''Frasier:''' Niles -\\
'''Niles:''' ''(increasingly manic)'' You said no-one would be the wiser!\\
'''Frasier:''' ''(approaching him)'' Niles-\\
'''Niles:''' "Two bouncy tires and a taut chain" you said. And now look, my spokes are bent, my pants are stuck, ''and there's blood on the headlight! And blood everywhere-!''\\
'''Frasier:''' ''(hugging him, as Niles sobs in despair)'' Niles, Niles, that wasn't your fault. That ''jogger'' should have been wearing a reflective vest.
[[AC:1017: Kenny on the Couch]]
* Martin's exasperation with Frasier - Freudian to the last - assuming Kenny's issues are because of an Oedipus complex.
-->'''Martin:''' What's your generation gonna do when we're all gone and there's no-one left to blame?
* Frasier and Martin get into an argument over whether Frasier's attempts are actually helping make Kenny happy, leading to Frasier saying:
-->'''Frasier:''' I am not trying to make him happy, I am trying to cure his depression!
* The next day, Frasier and Niles talk about Fras's work with Kenny at Nervosa, while Daphne's present.
-->'''Niles:''' I just read a fascinating paper on early termination. Yeah, the hypothesis was-
'''Daphne:''' I think I'll get something to eat.\\
'''Niles:''' Oh, you have something here.\\
'''Daphne:''' Something else.\\
'''Niles:''' Oh, well, here, try mine.\\
'''Daphne:''' Please, just let me go.
* When his BerserkButton is pressed by his father calling psychiatry "mumbo-jumbo" and that Kenny doesn't really need it, Frasier asks Martin who he feels might actually need professional help. The most Martin can come up with is... Hitler.
-->'''Frasier:''' ... ''Hitler?''\\
'''Martin:''' Yes. And... that one with all the different personalities. Um... Sybil.\\
'''Fraiser:''' '''Hitler''' and '''Sybil'''. ''(glowers furiously at Martin)'' Anyone else?\\
'''Martin:''' ''(thinks about it)'' No.\\
'''Frasier:''' ''Great.'' An entire science devoted to Hitler and Sybil.
* Martin defends himself, pointing out that Frasier's overcomplicating everything and ''that'' is the mumbo-jumbo, that he needed to analyze someone more than Kenny needed analyzing.
-->'''Frasier:''' And I think I'm done listening to you! ''(sits back down again)'' Alright, fine, maybe I did enjoy it.
* Martin's exasperation with Frasier - Freudian to the last - assuming Kenny's issues are because of an Oedipus complex.
-->'''Martin:''' What's your generation gonna do when we're all gone and there's no-one left to blame?
* Frasier and Martin get into an argument over whether Frasier's attempts are actually helping make Kenny happy, leading to Frasier saying:
-->'''Frasier:''' I am not trying to make him happy, I am trying to cure his depression!
* The next day, Frasier and Niles talk about Fras's work with Kenny at Nervosa, while Daphne's present.
-->'''Niles:''' I just read a fascinating paper on early termination. Yeah, the hypothesis was-
'''Daphne:''' I think I'll get something to eat.\\
'''Niles:''' Oh, you have something here.\\
'''Daphne:''' Something else.\\
'''Niles:''' Oh, well, here, try mine.\\
'''Daphne:''' Please, just let me go.
* When his BerserkButton is pressed by his father calling psychiatry "mumbo-jumbo" and that Kenny doesn't really need it, Frasier asks Martin who he feels might actually need professional help. The most Martin can come up with is... Hitler.
-->'''Frasier:''' ... ''Hitler?''\\
'''Martin:''' Yes. And... that one with all the different personalities. Um... Sybil.\\
'''Fraiser:''' '''Hitler''' and '''Sybil'''. ''(glowers furiously at Martin)'' Anyone else?\\
'''Martin:''' ''(thinks about it)'' No.\\
'''Frasier:''' ''Great.'' An entire science devoted to Hitler and Sybil.
* Martin defends himself, pointing out that Frasier's overcomplicating everything and ''that'' is the mumbo-jumbo, that he needed to analyze someone more than Kenny needed analyzing.
-->'''Frasier:''' And I think I'm done listening to you! ''(sits back down again)'' Alright, fine, maybe I did enjoy it.
* In the episode's A plot, Seattle is dealing with a caviar problem, namely that it's costing a hundred dollars ''an ounce''.
-->'''Frasier:''' Isn't that rather a lot?\\
'''Robert:''' To you, yes. To the fish who gave up her life so you could spread her unborn children on a cracker, it's not so much.
* This leads to Frasier and Niles learning about the black-market beluga caviar, which has the full ICantBelieveItsNotHeroin treatment, complete with Roz becoming a total cav-head after one bite.
-->'''Roz:''' You know, at work, I'm just sitting there thinking, ''(with clenched teeth)'' "two hours to caviar. One hour to caviar." You don't have any on you, do you?\\
'''Frasier:''' No.
* Frasier telling Niles, with all sincerity, that he is an excellent judge of character. Of course, then Daphne asks why he didn't have their contact deliver the caviar straight to his house. Seems he didn't want the man knowing where he lives.
* Having taken too many orders for caviar, Frasier and Niles get despondent, and feel they must bite the bullet and buy retail again... not noticing Frasier has turned his back on the hamper full of caviar next to Roz.
* Eventually, the two go to the source, a pair of Russians in a boat on the docks. Just as they get a supply of caviar, the US Customs Department shows up, and the Russians bolt. A panicking Frasier and Niles try to hide the "evidence" by eating it.
-->'''Frasier:''' Isn't that rather a lot?\\
'''Robert:''' To you, yes. To the fish who gave up her life so you could spread her unborn children on a cracker, it's not so much.
* This leads to Frasier and Niles learning about the black-market beluga caviar, which has the full ICantBelieveItsNotHeroin treatment, complete with Roz becoming a total cav-head after one bite.
-->'''Roz:''' You know, at work, I'm just sitting there thinking, ''(with clenched teeth)'' "two hours to caviar. One hour to caviar." You don't have any on you, do you?\\
'''Frasier:''' No.
* Frasier telling Niles, with all sincerity, that he is an excellent judge of character. Of course, then Daphne asks why he didn't have their contact deliver the caviar straight to his house. Seems he didn't want the man knowing where he lives.
* Having taken too many orders for caviar, Frasier and Niles get despondent, and feel they must bite the bullet and buy retail again... not noticing Frasier has turned his back on the hamper full of caviar next to Roz.
* Eventually, the two go to the source, a pair of Russians in a boat on the docks. Just as they get a supply of caviar, the US Customs Department shows up, and the Russians bolt. A panicking Frasier and Niles try to hide the "evidence" by eating it.
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'''Daphne:''' Well, like any child, the first time that he had a tooth fall out, he put it under his pillow at bedtime, and sure enough, the next morning he found that Winston Churchill had left him a shiny new coin.\\
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'''Daphne:''' Well, like any child, the first time that he had a tooth fall out, he put it under his pillow at bedtime, and sure enough, the next morning he found that Winston Churchill had left him a shiny new coin.\\
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* Meanwhile, in the b-plot, Niles has found a photo from the Caribbean cruise which, after some analysis, he and Frasier learn is a nipple photo, which Niles figures is Daphne's... until the end of the episode, when Daphne informs him it's not ''her'' nipple. It's ''Martin's'' (he was trying to take a photo of Eddie to use up the film roll, and there was a mishap). Niles's expression of sheer horror cannot be described, but then Martin shows up, since Niles offered to take him to dinner. Unfortunate choice of words abound.
-->'''Martin:''' Might wanna get a coat, it's pretty ''nippy'' out there.
-->'''Martin:''' Might wanna get a coat, it's pretty ''nippy'' out there.
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''(Frasier glowers furiously at Martin)''
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''(Frasier glowers furiously at Martin)''Martin)''\\
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* Martin manages to mix LazyBum and ManipulativeBastard into one package. First off, refusing to do his assigned chores so as to trick Frasier into doing them for him.
-->'''Frasier:''' Your game runs deep, old man...
* Then when Daphne comes over for a visit, Martin's left the apartment in such a state that Daphne automatically starts cleaning up for him (neatly covering all the things Martin hadn't pawned off to Frasier).
-->'''Martin:''' ''(to Frasier)'' Burn.
-->'''Frasier:''' Your game runs deep, old man...
* Then when Daphne comes over for a visit, Martin's left the apartment in such a state that Daphne automatically starts cleaning up for him (neatly covering all the things Martin hadn't pawned off to Frasier).
-->'''Martin:''' ''(to Frasier)'' Burn.
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* Martin manages to mix LazyBum and ManipulativeBastard into one package. First off, refusing to do his assigned chores so as to trick With Daphne gone, Frasier into and Martin have agreed to share clean-up responsibilities, but Martin isn't doing his fair share. When Frasier insists he tidy up the tabletops, he simply piles up the plates lying around and dumps them for him.
on the floor, which is Frasier's responsibility.
-->'''Frasier:''' All right. What's it going to take for you to start doing your share of the work around here?\\
'''Martin:''' ''(thinks about it)'' Trade me... floors for garbage.\\
'''Frasier:''' You'll really take care of all the floors if I handle the garbage?\\
'''Martin:''' That's right.\\
''(doorbell rings)''\\
'''Frasier:''' ''(suspicious)'' Okay... okay, you've got a deal, mister.\\
''(he opens the door to Daphne)''\\
'''Frasier:''' Hi, Daph.\\
'''Daphne:''' Hello. Why is all your garbage stacked up in the hallway?\\
''(Frasier jolts and examines the hallway)''\\
'''Martin:''' ''(innocently)'' That's right. Why is that, Frasier?\\
'''Frasier:''' Your gameruns deep, old man...
* Then when Daphne comes over for a visit, Martin's left the apartment in such a state that Daphne automatically starts cleaning up for him (neatly covering all theis deep.\\
'''Daphne:''' My, thingsMartin hadn't pawned off are a bit untidy around here, aren't they? Maybe I'll just clean up these dishes before we get started.\\
'''Frasier:''' ''(panicking)'' Daphne, you don't have toFrasier).
-->'''Martin:'''do that.\\
'''Martin:''' ''(innocently)'' That's true, you're not our slave anymore.\\
'''Daphne:''' I'm not gonna do all of it, just the table tops.\\
'''Martin:''' ''(smugly)'' Oh, that's sweet of you.\\
''(Frasier glowers furiously at Martin)''
'''Martin:''' ''(to Frasier)'' Burn.
-->'''Frasier:''' All right. What's it going to take for you to start doing your share of the work around here?\\
'''Martin:''' ''(thinks about it)'' Trade me... floors for garbage.\\
'''Frasier:''' You'll really take care of all the floors if I handle the garbage?\\
'''Martin:''' That's right.\\
''(doorbell rings)''\\
'''Frasier:''' ''(suspicious)'' Okay... okay, you've got a deal, mister.\\
''(he opens the door to Daphne)''\\
'''Frasier:''' Hi, Daph.\\
'''Daphne:''' Hello. Why is all your garbage stacked up in the hallway?\\
''(Frasier jolts and examines the hallway)''\\
'''Martin:''' ''(innocently)'' That's right. Why is that, Frasier?\\
'''Frasier:''' Your game
* Then when Daphne comes over for a visit, Martin's left the apartment in such a state that Daphne automatically starts cleaning up for him (neatly covering all the
'''Daphne:''' My, things
'''Frasier:''' ''(panicking)'' Daphne, you don't have to
-->'''Martin:'''
'''Martin:''' ''(innocently)'' That's true, you're not our slave anymore.\\
'''Daphne:''' I'm not gonna do all of it, just the table tops.\\
'''Martin:''' ''(smugly)'' Oh, that's sweet of you.\\
''(Frasier glowers furiously at Martin)''
'''Martin:''' ''(to Frasier)'' Burn.
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-->'''Frasier:''' We really should help him.\\
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'''Frasier:''' Uh-oh.\\
'''Martin:''' ''(quietly)'' Steady.\\
'''Daphne:''' Your father and brother needed a little help. The oven's all clean. I just have a bit of ironing left. I won't be a minute. And don't forget, I've drawn baths for both of you.\\
'''Martin:''' Oh, Daphne, no! You don't have to do that.\\
'''Frasier:''' ''(simultaneously)'' That won't be necessary!\\
''(Niles stares disapprovingly at them, neither looking him in the eye)''\\
'''Niles:''' Are you... proud of yourselves?\\
'''Frasier:''' We didn't ask her to do anything.\\
'''Martin:''' She offered!\\
'''Niles:''' Then why is no-one looking me in the eye?\\
'''Frasier:''' I'm sorry, Niles, we took advantage.\\
'''Martin:''' We're way out of line, it won't happen again. ''(dumps a bowl on the floor)''\\
'''Niles:''' What are you doing?\\
'''Martin:''' What?\\
'''Niles:''' Are you gonna leave that there?\\
'''Martin:''' I'll clean it later.\\
'''Niles:''' Well, that's the whole ''problem''. If you would just clean as you go, things wouldn't pile up. You wouldn't need Daphne's help.\\
'''Martin:''' ''(long-suffering)'' I guess.\\
'''Niles:''' No, it's true. Look, ''(picks up another bowl just lying around)'' Look how easy it is. See? Small, consistent efforts, that's all it takes. ''(Martin gives Frasier a look)'' Just like managing one's cuticles. ''(now in the kitchen)'' You know, there's a bowl of potato salad lying out completely uncovered!\\
'''Martin:''' It's getting tangy!\\
'''Niles:''' Well, the plastic wrap is right here.\\
'''Frasier:''' ''(guilty)'' We really should help him.\\
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'''Niles:''' Well, just take one clove of garlic, two tablespoons of freshly minced fresh ginger... ''(notices Martin looking utterly confused)'' Oh, for heaven's sake, I'll do it myself.\\
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'''Niles:''' Well, just take one clove of garlic, uh, two tablespoons of freshly minced fresh ginger... ''(notices Martin looking utterly confused)'' Oh, for heaven's sake, I'll do it myself.\\
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* Elsewhere, Roz's obnoxious cousin comes to visit, and Frasier can't stand her. After a few days, she brings Frasier a bust of Freud... not because she actually likes him, but because she feels he's outdated. She hits Frasier's BerserkButton when she asks him (a Freudian psychiatrist) if he ever read any of his books.
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* Elsewhere, Roz's obnoxious cousin comes to visit, and Frasier can't stand her. After a few days, she brings Frasier a bust of Freud... not because she actually likes him, but because she feels he's outdated. She hits Frasier's BerserkButton when she asks him (a Freudian psychiatrist) if he ever read any of his books.books ("either" of them, as she puts it).
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'''Frasier:''' Yes, for once you are right, for a disquisition is indeed at hand. And may I suggest you roll your eyes back into the forward position, as I may actually employ some visual aids. Now, our story begins with a young Greek woman of the name Clytemnestra...
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'''Frasier:''' Yes, for once you are right, for a disquisition is indeed at hand. And may I suggest you roll your eyes back into the forward position, as I may actually employ some visual aids. Now, our story begins with a young Greek woman of by the name Clytemnestra...
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--->'''Frasier:''' ''(pontificating)'' When Freud's genius has OBVIOUSLY influenced every psychiatrist ''on the planet''...!
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--->'''Frasier:''' ''(pontificating)'' When Freud's genius has OBVIOUSLY ''obviously'' influenced every psychiatrist ''on the planet''...!
* As the second act begins, Frasier and Niles are at Nervosa when they spot Roz with Jen, Frasier already having taken a dislike to the young hipster.
-->'''Frasier:''' Yesterday she said my show was bourgeois. I pointed out that anything that had mass appeal could be called bourgeois. She then said my argument was bourgeois, which I found to be jejune.
* Later, Jen visits Roz and Frasier at KACL, Frasier having recommended she visit an art gallery. She hasn't taken.
-->'''Jen:''' I know you're into that stuff, so I don't want to put it down, but it was like everything in there was trying to make us feel better about our corrupt, imperialistic, phallocratic heritage.\\
'''Frasier:''' ... they're landscapes.
* As the second act begins, Frasier and Niles are at Nervosa when they spot Roz with Jen, Frasier already having taken a dislike to the young hipster.
-->'''Frasier:''' Yesterday she said my show was bourgeois. I pointed out that anything that had mass appeal could be called bourgeois. She then said my argument was bourgeois, which I found to be jejune.
* Later, Jen visits Roz and Frasier at KACL, Frasier having recommended she visit an art gallery. She hasn't taken.
-->'''Jen:''' I know you're into that stuff, so I don't want to put it down, but it was like everything in there was trying to make us feel better about our corrupt, imperialistic, phallocratic heritage.\\
'''Frasier:''' ... they're landscapes.
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* Niles trying to talk to Mr. Moon to go talk to Gertrude. The minute he mentions this, the entire bad falls silent.
* Niles trying to talk to Mr. Moon to go talk to Gertrude. The minute he mentions this, the entire bad falls silent.
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* Niles still having no luck convincing Mr. Moon to go to America nearly gets tossed out of his bar... until he offers to buy everyone a drink.
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* Harry meeting Martin, who awkwardly tries to claim Gertrude, in all defiance of the evidence, is likable.
-->'''Harry:''' I see what's going on here.\\
'''Niles:''' What?\\
'''Harry:''' The dog, the cane... he's lost his vision, hasn't he?
* Niles telling Daphne, fresh from spending time in Hawaii with Gertude that he has a surprise.
-->'''Daphne:''' I hope it's not another trip or I might just have to kill you in your sleep.
* Gertrude and and Harry reunite, and within a moment are screaming at one another. Getrude storms out, only stopping to tell Niles one thing:
-->'''Gertrude:''' ''(sincerely)'' Thank you, Niles, that was a nice surprise.\\
'''Harry:''' You're right. She ''has'' mellowed.
* Going over their bout of coitus, because Frasier can't let it sit, Roz admits she at least was partially distracted by... other matters.
-->'''Roz:''' It was tough to concentrate with the TV blaring away in your dad's bedroom.\\
'''Frasier:''' ... I didn't hear that.\\
'''Roz:''' Don't you remember? Sting was on Letterman. He was talking about the rain forest and the plight of the Yanomama Indians. It was really sad. ''(Frasier looks disgruntled)'' I mean, the whole Orinoco River Valley is being forested into extinction.\\
'''Frasier:''' Well. I'm glad my woefully inadequate performance didn't distract you from your ecology lesson.
* Thanks to Martin's chat with Harry, he's convinced Martin has a crush on Daphne's mom. Martin is about as thrilled with this as you can imagine.
-->'''Martin:''' Great, I cheated death in Korea for [[AbhorrentAdmirer this.]]
* When an angry Daphne returns while Niles and Harry are still there, Frasier ducks out by [[BrickJoke showing Martin how to use the closed captions on his TV]].
-->'''Harry:''' I see what's going on here.\\
'''Niles:''' What?\\
'''Harry:''' The dog, the cane... he's lost his vision, hasn't he?
* Niles telling Daphne, fresh from spending time in Hawaii with Gertude that he has a surprise.
-->'''Daphne:''' I hope it's not another trip or I might just have to kill you in your sleep.
* Gertrude and and Harry reunite, and within a moment are screaming at one another. Getrude storms out, only stopping to tell Niles one thing:
-->'''Gertrude:''' ''(sincerely)'' Thank you, Niles, that was a nice surprise.\\
'''Harry:''' You're right. She ''has'' mellowed.
* Going over their bout of coitus, because Frasier can't let it sit, Roz admits she at least was partially distracted by... other matters.
-->'''Roz:''' It was tough to concentrate with the TV blaring away in your dad's bedroom.\\
'''Frasier:''' ... I didn't hear that.\\
'''Roz:''' Don't you remember? Sting was on Letterman. He was talking about the rain forest and the plight of the Yanomama Indians. It was really sad. ''(Frasier looks disgruntled)'' I mean, the whole Orinoco River Valley is being forested into extinction.\\
'''Frasier:''' Well. I'm glad my woefully inadequate performance didn't distract you from your ecology lesson.
* Thanks to Martin's chat with Harry, he's convinced Martin has a crush on Daphne's mom. Martin is about as thrilled with this as you can imagine.
-->'''Martin:''' Great, I cheated death in Korea for [[AbhorrentAdmirer this.]]
* When an angry Daphne returns while Niles and Harry are still there, Frasier ducks out by [[BrickJoke showing Martin how to use the closed captions on his TV]].
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* Sadly, things don't go well when said radio legend passes by while cleaning out his stuff. It ends with Frasier walking over to Kenny and gesturing for a shot of liquor [[INeedAFreakingDrink himself]], while Kenny just swigs straight from the bottle.
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* At the beginning of the episode, Frasier and Niles (but mostly Frasier)'s squabbling over official wine club policy is ruining the fun for everyone.
-->'''Club member:''' I remember when we used to come here to ''drink''...
* Frasier's first episode of the ''Wine Corner'', which goes disastrously, even after having to take fifteen minutes of an unhappy Gil's time away from him.
-->'''Roz:''' Did you really mean that?\\
'''Frasier:''' Oh, who cares, Roz, I stopped listening to ''myself'' ten minutes ago.
* Working at home, Frasier tries asking Martin for advice.
-->'''Frasier:''' Dad, tell me if you think this is too subtle for my listening audience: "This delightful offering is infused with the brooding, almost dangerous presence of vanilla."\\
'''Martin:''' No, it's not too subtle, unless you want them to know what the hell you're talking about.\\
'''Frasier:''' What, you don't think it's clear that I enjoyed the wine?\\
'''Martin:''' I don't think it's clear you're talking about wine.
* Soon, the fill-in for Daphne turns up, and it becomes clear she's something of a DrillSergeantNasty, dragging Martin off. Screaming is soon heard, while Frasier is aghast to learn Niles has forbidden the wine club from calling Frasier's show.
-->'''Frasier:''' Good lord, the man is my own brother. How can someone turn his back on his own flesh and blood?\\
''(Martin wails in agony from his bedroom)''\\
'''Frasier:''' SOMEONE ON THE PHONE HERE!
* Frasier storms into the wine club to confront Niles, demanding he be stripped of the title of corkmaster.
-->'''Niles:''' The motion fails for a lack of a second.\\
'''Reynolds:''' Second!\\
'''Niles:''' Stop that!
* The surly member mentioned up above chimes in with his own motion: "I move for whatever gets us to the bar!" "Second that!"
* After getting booted out, Frasier has to spend his Wednesday evening moping, much to Martin's irritation since while his new therapist is a harsh task-master, she's also a great cook.
-->'''Frasier:''' It's just that I hate to see a once-proud institution making so many foolish mistakes.\\
'''Martin:''' Well, if it makes you feel any better, the club will probably fail without you. ''(Frasier gets up, looking hopeful)'' It'll be no fun. All the members will resign. This time next month, they'll probably have torn the building down.\\
'''Frasier:''' ... I never know when you're being facetious.\\
'''Martin:''' Yeah, you do.
* Eventually, fed up with it all, Martin storms into the wine club.
-->'''Martin:''' Good ''god'', you wear a ''sash?!''\\
'''Niles:''' Frasier sent you down here, didn't he?\\
'''Frasier:''' ''(from off-screen)'' No!\\
'''Martin:''' Frasier, get in here, now.\\
''(Frasier trudges in like a little schoolkid)''
* Martin then begins to lay down the law.
-->'''Martin:''' Niles, let your brother play.\\
''(Niles is stunned for a moment)''\\
'''Niles:''' Dad, this is not a game, it is a club and Frasier broke the rules.\\
'''Frasier:''' Technically, I did -\\
'''Martin:''' ZIP! Well, then you write a ''new'' rule so that Frasier can come back.\\
'''Fraiser:''' First, I want an apology-\\
'''Martin:''' I said zip it!\\
'''Niles:''' He did, I heard him.\\
'''Martin:''' Don't get smart. Now, are you gonna let your brother play?\\
'''Niles:''' Dad, I-\\
'''Martin:''' Are you gonna let your brother play?\\
'''Niles:''' Why-\\
'''Martin:''' Are you gonna let your brother play?\\
'''Niles:''' I-\\
'''Martin:''' Are you gonna let your brother play?\\
'''Niles:''' ''(defeated)'' Fine.\\
'''Martin:''' Am I gonna have any trouble between you two?\\
'''Frasier and Niles:''' ''(like kids)'' No.\\
'''Martin:''' No ''what''?\\
'''Frasier and Niles:''' No, sir.
* At the beginning of the episode, Frasier and Niles (but mostly Frasier)'s squabbling over official wine club policy is ruining the fun for everyone.
-->'''Club member:''' I remember when we used to come here to ''drink''...
* Frasier's first episode of the ''Wine Corner'', which goes disastrously, even after having to take fifteen minutes of an unhappy Gil's time away from him.
-->'''Roz:''' Did you really mean that?\\
'''Frasier:''' Oh, who cares, Roz, I stopped listening to ''myself'' ten minutes ago.
* Working at home, Frasier tries asking Martin for advice.
-->'''Frasier:''' Dad, tell me if you think this is too subtle for my listening audience: "This delightful offering is infused with the brooding, almost dangerous presence of vanilla."\\
'''Martin:''' No, it's not too subtle, unless you want them to know what the hell you're talking about.\\
'''Frasier:''' What, you don't think it's clear that I enjoyed the wine?\\
'''Martin:''' I don't think it's clear you're talking about wine.
* Soon, the fill-in for Daphne turns up, and it becomes clear she's something of a DrillSergeantNasty, dragging Martin off. Screaming is soon heard, while Frasier is aghast to learn Niles has forbidden the wine club from calling Frasier's show.
-->'''Frasier:''' Good lord, the man is my own brother. How can someone turn his back on his own flesh and blood?\\
''(Martin wails in agony from his bedroom)''\\
'''Frasier:''' SOMEONE ON THE PHONE HERE!
* Frasier storms into the wine club to confront Niles, demanding he be stripped of the title of corkmaster.
-->'''Niles:''' The motion fails for a lack of a second.\\
'''Reynolds:''' Second!\\
'''Niles:''' Stop that!
* The surly member mentioned up above chimes in with his own motion: "I move for whatever gets us to the bar!" "Second that!"
* After getting booted out, Frasier has to spend his Wednesday evening moping, much to Martin's irritation since while his new therapist is a harsh task-master, she's also a great cook.
-->'''Frasier:''' It's just that I hate to see a once-proud institution making so many foolish mistakes.\\
'''Martin:''' Well, if it makes you feel any better, the club will probably fail without you. ''(Frasier gets up, looking hopeful)'' It'll be no fun. All the members will resign. This time next month, they'll probably have torn the building down.\\
'''Frasier:''' ... I never know when you're being facetious.\\
'''Martin:''' Yeah, you do.
* Eventually, fed up with it all, Martin storms into the wine club.
-->'''Martin:''' Good ''god'', you wear a ''sash?!''\\
'''Niles:''' Frasier sent you down here, didn't he?\\
'''Frasier:''' ''(from off-screen)'' No!\\
'''Martin:''' Frasier, get in here, now.\\
''(Frasier trudges in like a little schoolkid)''
* Martin then begins to lay down the law.
-->'''Martin:''' Niles, let your brother play.\\
''(Niles is stunned for a moment)''\\
'''Niles:''' Dad, this is not a game, it is a club and Frasier broke the rules.\\
'''Frasier:''' Technically, I did -\\
'''Martin:''' ZIP! Well, then you write a ''new'' rule so that Frasier can come back.\\
'''Fraiser:''' First, I want an apology-\\
'''Martin:''' I said zip it!\\
'''Niles:''' He did, I heard him.\\
'''Martin:''' Don't get smart. Now, are you gonna let your brother play?\\
'''Niles:''' Dad, I-\\
'''Martin:''' Are you gonna let your brother play?\\
'''Niles:''' Why-\\
'''Martin:''' Are you gonna let your brother play?\\
'''Niles:''' I-\\
'''Martin:''' Are you gonna let your brother play?\\
'''Niles:''' ''(defeated)'' Fine.\\
'''Martin:''' Am I gonna have any trouble between you two?\\
'''Frasier and Niles:''' ''(like kids)'' No.\\
'''Martin:''' No ''what''?\\
'''Frasier and Niles:''' No, sir.
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* "I have got to show her once and for all that I am not some meddler and she is only being paranoid! [[HypocriticalHumor Now I'll be in my room, plotting some way to prove it.]]"]]"
* Niles trying to fly a kite, despite Martin's warnings not to do it on the balcony of Frasier's apartment. Mercifully, he comes out the over end alive. Just. And then he dislodges Martin's satellite dish.
* Frasier meets with John Glenn. At the end of the conversation, he makes a quip:
-->'''Frasier:''' What are ya drinking there, Tang?\\
'''John Glenn:''' ''(checking his watch)'' [[NeverHeardThatOneBefore Two minutes and twenty seconds. A new record.]]
* Niles trying to fly a kite, despite Martin's warnings not to do it on the balcony of Frasier's apartment. Mercifully, he comes out the over end alive. Just. And then he dislodges Martin's satellite dish.
* Frasier meets with John Glenn. At the end of the conversation, he makes a quip:
-->'''Frasier:''' What are ya drinking there, Tang?\\
'''John Glenn:''' ''(checking his watch)'' [[NeverHeardThatOneBefore Two minutes and twenty seconds. A new record.]]
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-->'''Lorna:''' You like your metaphors, don't you?
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'''Niles:''' ''(thin smile)'' Can you believe she's never been to the botanical gardens?
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'''Niles:''' ''(thin smile)'' ''[thin smile]'' Can you believe she's never been to the botanical gardens?
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-->'''Niles:''' ''(after Frasier's finished his phone call)'' You're ''not'' part of the diamond circle?\\
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-->'''Niles:''' ''(after ''[after Frasier's finished his phone call)'' call]'' You're ''not'' part of the diamond circle?\\
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'''Hallucination!Diane:''' ''(on Nanette)'' She was probably great in the sack.\\
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'''Hallucination!Diane:''' ''(on Nanette)'' ''[on Nanette]'' She was probably [[SexGoddess great in the sack.sack]].\\
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* Frasier's attempts to flee his own mind turning on him aren't helped when he opens the door to the cabin and sees a veritable horde of all the girlfriends of the week from across the series.
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* Frasier's attempts to flee his own mind turning on him aren't helped when he [[OpenTheDoorAndSeeAllThePeople opens the door to the cabin and sees a veritable horde horde]] of all the [[GirlOfTheWeek girlfriends of the week week]] from across the series.
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* The wine club's anthem, which is a version of "Rule Britannia" with altered lyrics.
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-->'''Frasier:''' We have wine club tonight, I'm sort of counting on [Niles] to help me become corkmaster.\\
'''Roz:''' But you'll still keep your secret identity as Frasier Crane, right?\\
[...]\\
'''Roz:''' Oh, and by Sunday, you'll be Corkman.\\
'''Frasier:''' Cork-''master'', thank you, Roz. ''[chuckles]'' Actually, I won't know until after the election tonight. But you know, I'll let you know.\\
'''Roz:''' Or I could just look up in the sky for the cork signal.\\
'''Frasier:''' Very amusing, Roz.\\
'''Roz:''' If you win, I'd love a ride in the Corkmobile!\\
'''Frasier:''' ''[no longer amused]'' All right, Roz!
* The wine club's anthem, which is a version of "Rule Britannia" with altered lyrics. When Roz joins the Cranes for Sunday brunch, she curses out Frasier for getting the song stuck in her head.
-->Hail Corkmaster, the master of the cork\\
He knows which wine goes with fish or pork!
'''Roz:''' But you'll still keep your secret identity as Frasier Crane, right?\\
[...]\\
'''Roz:''' Oh, and by Sunday, you'll be Corkman.\\
'''Frasier:''' Cork-''master'', thank you, Roz. ''[chuckles]'' Actually, I won't know until after the election tonight. But you know, I'll let you know.\\
'''Roz:''' Or I could just look up in the sky for the cork signal.\\
'''Frasier:''' Very amusing, Roz.\\
'''Roz:''' If you win, I'd love a ride in the Corkmobile!\\
'''Frasier:''' ''[no longer amused]'' All right, Roz!
* The wine club's anthem, which is a version of "Rule Britannia" with altered lyrics. When Roz joins the Cranes for Sunday brunch, she curses out Frasier for getting the song stuck in her head.
-->Hail Corkmaster, the master of the cork\\
He knows which wine goes with fish or pork!
