History Funny / FiveNightsAtFreddys2

* The newspaper article at the end of completing the 6th Night has some words blurred out beyond the main article. It's because they're literally nonsense used to pad out the white space. Among the discernible text blurbs is, "Blah. Blah. Blah."
** Actually, if you piece them all together, you'll get a mocking message from ''Scott Cawthon himself'', basically telling you that you're not going to last long, and that you were an [[TooDumbToLive idiot]] for picking this job in the first place. And it's the exact same massage from the first game too, so he's been laughing at us for two whole games now!

--> '''Griffin:''' (not fully noticing Mangle) Something changed.

** Griffin and Justin discussing how they can’t figure out what new thing was added on night two...while completely ignoring Mangle on camera 11.

-->''Well, if you're hearing this, [[{{Understatement}} then chances are you've made a]] [[TooDumbToLive very poor career choice.]]''
* The game's description on the Greenlight page claims that the new animatronics are "kid-friendly, updated with the latest in facial recognition technology, [[WeirdAside tied into]] [[OneOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers local]] [[BreadEggsMilkSquick criminal databases]], and promise to put on a safe and entertaining show for [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment kids]] and grown-ups alike!" It sticks out like a sore thumb from the rest of the description. [[FridgeHorror Then you start to think]] [[WouldHurtAChild WHY they would have access to that...]]

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*** Also, [[https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/freddy-fazbears-pizza/images/e/e1/OldFreddyStaringIntoPartsServiceCam.png/revision/latest?cb=20141113214833 Old Freddy staring at the one of the cameras]]. Whilst he is partly shrouded in shadow, his slightly absent stare and tilted head makes it look as if he is vaguely drunk.

** Foxy and Mangle share an exchange from ''Disney/TheFoxAndTheHound''.

--> '''Freddy:''' [[VideoGame/TotalDistortion You are dead, dead, dead,]] [[EarWorm you are dead, dead, dead...]]

** His [[http://youtu.be/66sNL_2ztnw?t=8m30s reaction]] to finally seeing [[LegacyBossBattle Golden Freddy on Night 6]] is almost ''hysterical.'' Keep in mind that he only saw him for a very brief instant, so his freak out is partly claiming he really ''did'' see Golden Freddy.

** His [[http://youtu.be/66sNL_2ztnw?t=8m30s reaction]] to finally seeing [[LegacyBossBattle Golden Freddy on Night 6]] is almost ''hysterical.''

** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ghe0EShlOBk One Minute at Freddy's 2 #4]]. [[BodyHorror Chi]][[FeatheredFiend ca]] doing the [[CaramelldansenVid Caramelldansen]]. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer That is all]].

*** Golden Freddy's head in the place of [[Series/PowerRangers Zordon]].

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** After running out of power at 5 AM on Night 3 and then BB showing up, he simply puts on the Freddy suit, [[FlippingTheBird holds up both middle fingers]] in [[http://youtu.be/jBAyLamoUhM?t=6m33s defiance of BB's presence]], and waits while [[YouShallNotPass quoting Gandalf]]. The clock rolls over to 6 AM ''[[CrowningMomentofAwesome just]]'' [[CrowningMomentofAwesome as Old!Foxy starts his kill sequence]].

* [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x-VMlMk7aBk&t=350s GhostBlock]] making [[VideoGame/MineCraft Minecraft mobs]] try Five Night's at Freddy's 2. Creeper's part is the funniest.

* LetsPlay/JackSepticEye talks about how a video was attempting to make the first [=FNaF=] not as scary, mentions about Foxy jumping in, and immediately tries to ward off Toy Freddy after cranking the music box. [[TemptingFate He also mentions on how his subscribers complained about him not being scared for the first three nights in the first game...]] and then [[http://youtu.be/XY2LM4JEKIo?t=13m13s he promptly gets killed by Withered Foxy]].

* LetsPlay/JackSepticEye talks about how a video was attempting to make the first [=FNaF=] not as scary, mentions about Foxy jumping in, and immediately tries to ward off Toy Freddy after cranking the music box. [[TemptingFate He also mentions on how his subscribers complained about him not being scared for the first three nights in the first game...]] and then [[http://youtu.be/XY2LM4JEKIo?t=12m31s he promptly gets killed by Withered Foxy]].

** [[http://youtu.be/_1jDjx089Uw?t=13m19s The first time Old Bonnie manages to get into the office and catches him without his mask.]]
--> '''Markiplier''': HIIII! OH GOD AM I DEAD? I'M DEAD! I'M DEAD! I'M DEAD! ''(Old Bonnie suddenly disappears and the lights come back on)'' What the fucking fuck?! That is not okay! [[HopeSpot So I just gotta hold still? Is that what I gotta do?]] ''(Old Bonnie jumps him as he's looking at the camera and he breaks down into a sobbing wreck)''

** On Night 2, he proceeds to start calling Mangle ''Steve.''

* LetsPlay/JackSepticEye talks about how a video was attempting to make the first [=FNaF=] not as scary, mentions about Foxy jumping in, immediately tries to ward off Freddy 2.0 after cranking the music box, makes a comment on how his subscribers complained about him not being scared on the first game, but [[http://youtu.be/XY2LM4JEKIo?t=12m31s promptly gets killed by Foxy 1.0]].

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* The game's description on the Greenlight page claims that the new animatronics are "kid-friendly, updated with the latest in facial recognition technology, [[WeirdAside tied into]] [[OneOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers local]] [[BreadEggsMilkSquick criminal databases]], and promise to put on a safe and entertaining show for [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment kids]] and grown-ups alike!" It sticks out like a sore thumb from the rest of the description. [[spoiler:[[FridgeHorror Then you start to think]] [[WouldHurtAChild WHY they would have access to that...]]]]

* Scott's released several preview pictures of the sequel featuring the characters [[spoiler:and their redesigns under the new management]]. [[UncannyValley Although they look a lot more disturbing than they did in the first game]], there's just something so perplexing and hilarious about the concept of [[spoiler:[[http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20141007023838/freddy-fazbears-pizza/images/e/ea/New_Foxy.jpeg Toy Foxy/The Mangle wearing makeup]]]].

* The base pay is $100.50 a week. Even worse than the first game. The overtime? $20.10. That means, in total, the second game pays a whopping 10 cents more than the original for the same number of days. [[spoiler:FridgeBrilliance kicks in when you realise that $100.50 is exactly how much you would have earned on 1987 minimum wage]].

* The custom night ends [[spoiler:like it did in the first game, with your character fired for tampering with the animatronics and [[BringMyBrownPants odor]] (no "general unprofessionalism" this time). The real kicker is [[http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/863/497/5d1.jpg the text above your pink slip]]:]]

** The sheer disbelief of management for the fact [[spoiler:that Fritz gets fired after only one night]].
---> "note: [[spoiler:First day on the job]]? [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Really?!?!]]"

* The game references one of the [[MemeticMutation memes]] the original gave way to. One of the posters for [[spoiler:Toy Freddy]] reads, "Party Time! [[spoiler:U Ready?]]"

* Your rewards for completing [[spoiler:any one Custom Night preset]] include [[spoiler:plush toys of the original animatronics (even one of Golden Freddy)]].

** Bonnie also look like he's slumped on the floor like a stereotypical drunk, while Chica looks like she got completely wasted. The whole thing resembles the aftermath of a massive college party. [[SuddenlySober Especially when they get up, they act like if nothing's wrong.]] [[spoiler:[[FridgeHorror Save for Foxy, who's fairly sober, angry at his treatment, and wants to eat your head.]]]]
* The mechanical voice during death minigames is supposed to be [[FridgeHorror scary in hindsight]] [[note]]The voice is saying letters in a specific sequence. It's ''spelling.'' [[spoiler:SAVE THEM. HELP THEM. SAVE HIM.]][[/note]], but without knowing what it means, it just sounds like [[NightmareRetardant a bunch of funny, narmy noises]].

** Being caught off-guard by Joey- er, "Woody Allen". [[spoiler:Which results in him getting eaten by Toy Chica.]]

'''[[spoiler:Toy Chica]]:''' '''[[spoiler:REEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH]]'''\\
'''Kaiba:''' [[spoiler:AAAAAAH! I was killed by a duck! Just like in my nightmares. Damn you, Woody Allen! I mean Wheeler. Damn you, Yugi. I'm gonna beat this game if it's the last thing I do.]]

** Gavin has a can of Red Bull which he says is to help keep him calmer. [[spoiler:The minute Michael turns on the flashlight and sees Toy Freddy in the hallway, Gavin jumps and spills it everywhere]].

* Rebornica's AU strikes again. [[spoiler:Here, the game is really a sequel.]] Mike is now working the day shift and serves as the CynicalMentor of Jeremy, and has picked up a habit of making ''really'' bad puns. The Puppet in this AU is a child who doesn't actually want to kill the Night Guard, but just wants to listen to his music box. Mangle is [[MemeticBadass Mr. Endo's]] conjoined twin. Balloon Boy also goes by the name of Billy... no one likes Billy.

** And now, [[MemeticMolester Purple Guard]] has joined the fun. BlackComedy ensues [[spoiler:unless it involves [[AfraidOfNeedles needles]] or loud noises]].

** "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other [[spoiler:[[JumpScare PIZZA!!]]" [original Chica pops up[=]=]]]

** Original Bonnie [[spoiler:lamenting Music/JustinBieber's retirement.]]
*** [[spoiler:[[RuleOfThree PIZZA!!]]]]

*** He also made a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXkEO9UbLAQ fanmade death scene]] of the [[spoiler:Bare Endoskeleton]]. It's worth the watch.

** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnHhFhLKSb8 One Minute at Freddy's 2 #3]], featuring the triumphant return of [[spoiler:The Cupcake as [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Panis Cupcake]]]] and the glorious debut of [[VideoGame/PacMan Pac-Freddy]].

-->"Freddy, what did you do to [[spoiler:Santa]]?" ''(Cut to Freddy standing behind [[spoiler:Santa]]... now with a Golden Freddy head on.)''

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* Once again, [[Creator/AchievementHunter Michael and Gavin]] try their hand.

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'''Foxy:''' (facepalming) Bonnie, oh my God, I will ''slap'' you.