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** In Path of Radiance, Soren ends the event by saying "Ikey-poo!" with Ike going, "Hey, wait a minute!"
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* Getting an A support between Mia and Soren in the second game. The sheer clash of personalities is hilarious.
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* Getting an A support between Mia and Soren in the second game. The sheer clash of personalities is hilarious.hilarious.
* [[FantasticRacism "THE BEASTS!!]] [[LargeHam THEY WISH TO CONSUUUMME MEEEE!!"]]
* [[FantasticRacism "THE BEASTS!!]] [[LargeHam THEY WISH TO CONSUUUMME MEEEE!!"]]
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** Ike's closing line is even better.
-->'''Ike''': I'll just tell Mist... He's dead.
-->'''Ike''': I'll just tell Mist... He's dead.
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--> '''Sothe''': They're good friends. I'm sure they'll agree to help if I ask (you mumbling creep).
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--> '''Sothe''': They're good friends. I'm sure they'll agree to help if I ask (you mumbling creep).creep).
* Getting an A support between Mia and Soren in the second game. The sheer clash of personalities is hilarious.
* Getting an A support between Mia and Soren in the second game. The sheer clash of personalities is hilarious.
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-->'''Schaeffer:''' "...Gwaar... Haaaarr... Haaaaaa... Shoulda brought... more priests... Or some... babies... Dang..."
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-->'''Schaeffer:''' "...Gwaar... Haaaarr... Haaaaaa... Shoulda brought... more priests...[[HumanShield priests]]... Or some... babies... Dang..."
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-->'''Shinon''': ... Bah. I suppose you want some kind of congratulations now, right? Too bad. You're a snot-nosed whelp and I'm still better than you. Don't ever forget that.
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-->'''Shinon''': ... Bah. I suppose you want some kind of congratulations now, right? Too bad. You're a snot-nosed whelp and I'm still better than you. Don't ever forget that.that.
* From Radiant Dawn, Izuka and Sothe discussing inviting Tormod, Muarim and Vika to join the resistance:
--> '''Sothe''': They are my personal acquaintances from Begnion. And yeah, they can handle themselves in a fight. But if any more laguz join us, there will be problems. We've managed to hide Volug and his true nature, but...with more laguz, it will surely get out.
--> '''Izuka''': Any such backlash can be extinguished with proper punishment. But laguz... They're powerful! (And expendable...) Just what we need. By all means, invite them to join!
--> '''Sothe''': They're good friends. I'm sure they'll agree to help if I ask (you mumbling creep).
* From Radiant Dawn, Izuka and Sothe discussing inviting Tormod, Muarim and Vika to join the resistance:
--> '''Sothe''': They are my personal acquaintances from Begnion. And yeah, they can handle themselves in a fight. But if any more laguz join us, there will be problems. We've managed to hide Volug and his true nature, but...with more laguz, it will surely get out.
--> '''Izuka''': Any such backlash can be extinguished with proper punishment. But laguz... They're powerful! (And expendable...) Just what we need. By all means, invite them to join!
--> '''Sothe''': They're good friends. I'm sure they'll agree to help if I ask (you mumbling creep).
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-->'''Schaeffer:''' "...Gwaar... Haaaarr... Haaaaaa... Shoulda brought... more priests... Or some... babies... Dang...""
* Shinon's half-assed congratulations to Ike during the ending of Path of Radiance
-->'''Shinon''': ... Bah. I suppose you want some kind of congratulations now, right? Too bad. You're a snot-nosed whelp and I'm still better than you. Don't ever forget that.
* Shinon's half-assed congratulations to Ike during the ending of Path of Radiance
-->'''Shinon''': ... Bah. I suppose you want some kind of congratulations now, right? Too bad. You're a snot-nosed whelp and I'm still better than you. Don't ever forget that.
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-->'''Volke''': You there, in the bushes. You have until the count of five to show yourself before I start throwing sharp objects. One...two...four...
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-->'''Volke''': You there, in the bushes. You have until the count of five to show yourself before I start throwing sharp objects. One...two...four...four...
* BlackComedy at its finest, from the boss of chapter 22 of Path of Radiance.
-->'''Schaeffer:''' "...Gwaar... Haaaarr... Haaaaaa... Shoulda brought... more priests... Or some... babies... Dang..."
* BlackComedy at its finest, from the boss of chapter 22 of Path of Radiance.
-->'''Schaeffer:''' "...Gwaar... Haaaarr... Haaaaaa... Shoulda brought... more priests... Or some... babies... Dang..."
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* Volke has exactly one support partner in FE9: [[spoiler:Bastian]]. From the first line of their C support, you know this is going to be good.
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* Volke has exactly one support partner in FE9: [=FE9=]: [[spoiler:Bastian]]. From the first line of their C support, you know this is going to be good.
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* A weird example that involves gameplay rather than dialogue. Chapter 3-11 of ''Radiant Dawn'' is littered with pitfall traps, which the enemy always avoids stepping on as well. However, an enemy bishop in that level has a Rescue staff and can warp another unit onto that spot. This can allow a unit with Pass to pass through a trap without incident, but the truly funny part is when a ground-based unit with Canto attacks the enemy, destroys it, continues movement into the space that was just occupied by an enemy... and promptly falls into a pit.
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* A weird example that involves gameplay rather than dialogue. Chapter 3-11 of ''Radiant Dawn'' is littered with pitfall traps, which the enemy always avoids stepping on as well. However, an enemy bishop in that level has a Rescue staff and can warp another unit onto that spot. This can allow a unit with Pass to pass through a trap without incident, but the truly funny part is when a ground-based unit with Canto attacks the enemy, destroys it, continues movement into the space that was just occupied by an enemy... and promptly falls into a pit.pit.
* Volke has exactly one support partner in FE9: [[spoiler:Bastian]]. From the first line of their C support, you know this is going to be good.
--->'''Volke''': Volke: You there, in the bushes. You have until the count of five to show yourself before I start throwing sharp objects. One...two...four...
* Volke has exactly one support partner in FE9: [[spoiler:Bastian]]. From the first line of their C support, you know this is going to be good.
--->'''Volke''': Volke: You there, in the bushes. You have until the count of five to show yourself before I start throwing sharp objects. One...two...four...
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** Shinon's line to Gatrie from ''Raidant Dawn'', when he thinks about hitting on [[LittleBitBeastly Lyre]]:
-->'''Shinon''': I swear you'd hit on a tree if I dressed it in a skirt.
-->'''Shinon''': I swear you'd hit on a tree if I dressed it in a skirt.
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-->A beverage warm, and pleasant to the lips.''
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-->A beverage warm, and pleasant to the lips.''''
* Kieran, the ultra-{{Keet}}. It works well [[RedOniBlueOni in contrast to]] the calmer Oscar.
-->'''Oscar''': Hi, Kieran. How are you?\\
'''Kieran''': What the... Oscar! How I loathe that name! Don't give me such pleasant greetings! I care not for them!\\
'''Oscar''': What did I do now?\\
'''Kieran''': Oh ho! Don't tell me you've forgotten our second year of enlistment! The year we completed horsemanship? There was a final race to end the year... My beloved horse and I were flawless, but you beat us by the smallest of margins!\\
'''Oscar''': Huh? Oh, are you talking about that race you challenged me to? Yeah, that was fun... But I thought the distance between us was at least three lengths--\\
'''Kieran''': Ha! LIAR! Deceitful, lying, squinty coward! That was the very moment I marked you as my archrival! Don't pretend not to care!\\
'''Oscar''': Uh...wow. I had no idea--\\
'''Kieran''': But why!? I must know why you left the Crimean knighthood without a word of explanation! I devoted myself to training with my horse! I worked day and night so I could best my archrival... And thanks to my extreme devotion... I didn't realize you were gone until six months later! Delinquent! Reneger!\\
'''Oscar''': Wait a sec... Kieran. How is that my fault?
** Kieran is in LargeHam mode even long before that: when you first meet him in ''Path of Radiance''. Open his jail cell and use Oscar to talk to him. You won't regret it.
-->'''Oscar''': You're from Crimea, right? Come on--we're here to rescue you. We've opened your cell. Now's the time to escape.\\
'''Kieran''': Ah! It's you! I could never forget that squint! Knights of Crimea, twelfth regiment...your name is Oscar!\\
'''Oscar''': And you're... Wait a moment...You're Kieran, right?\\
'''Kieran''': That is correct! I am Kieran...The same Kieran who has sworn himself to be your eternal rival!\\
'''Oscar''': Uh...Right...Kieran...So...how've you been? You look good.\\
'''Kieran''': As always, your manner is listless and inappropriate. It befits one who would call me foe! You were discharged three years ago...What are you doing here now? Aha! Could it be...You dastard! You've turned your coat and gone over to Daein, haven't you? Rarrrrr! What despicable, contemptible behavior! Unforgivable! Have you no shame? You were my one true rival! Where has your pride gone?\\
'''Oscar''': The mercenary company I'm attached to serves under the command of the princess of Crimea! We came here to free any Crimean prisoners.\\
'''Kieran''': The princess of Crimea?!? You're not part of the royal guard! How do you know about the princess?\\
'''Oscar''': Well, like I said, the princess is our employer and--\\
'''Kieran''': Aha! So that's your scheme, is it? You hope to distinguish yourself by meritorious service and gain the glory that is rightfully mine! Admit it!\\
'''Oscar''': Look, my duty is...\\
'''Kieran''': Blast you! Curse your name! Curse the name of Oscar and all who call him kin! I will never let you surpass me! Princess! I'm coming! Kieran will be forever at your side!\\
'''Oscar''': Whoa...He's even more excitable than I remember. Hard to believe he's actually a decent knight...
* Pretty much anything involving Oliver. He acts about as obsessively {{bishonen}} as [[Manga/{{Bleach}} Yumichika]]...never mind the fact that he's a delusional ''{{gonk}}''.
** It gets even better when [[spoiler:he joins your party in Radiant Dawn]]. Especially if you have Ike talk to him immediately afterward. The last line of their conversation is just priceless.
--->'''Ike''': [[spoiler:Listen...Would you mind rejoining the enemy?]]
** This one's pretty good as well.
-->'''[[spoiler:Sephiran]]''': Duke of Tanas, imagine seeing you here!
-->'''Oliver''': [[spoiler:Lord Sephiran]], as lovely as always. But has it come to this? Must we fight to the death, and deprive the world of one of our beautiful countenances? Can other lovers of beauty endure such a loss?
-->'''[[spoiler:Sephiran]]''': I confess that your presence has me bewildered. Could this be part of Yune's plan? I simply never would have imagined you here. Your presence proves that Tellius is unraveling at the seams. Judgment cannot come soon enough.
* The entire recruitment conversation for Largo in ''Path of Radiance'' is one long CMOF. It starts with Largo bragging about how he's a "world-class berserker" and asking to see the general (not expecting it to be someone as puny as Ike). After lampshading how familiar this sounds (re: Calill's recruitment), Ike tries to hire him, and Largo initially laughs it off until Calill interjects and asks General Ike if he's going to hire Largo.
-->'''Calill:''' You know, he's a world-class--
-->'''Ike:''' Berserker. So I've heard.
* [[DeadpanSnarker Ranulf]]. That is all.
* Laura's conversation with Aran after he joined the Dawn Brigade:
-->'''Laura''': By the way, you'll have to become a bandit now.
* Micaiah gets arguably the best line fairly early on after hearing one too many fanboyish hype about Ike from Sothe for her tastes.
-->'''Micaiah''': Right. General Ike, "hero" of the Crimean Liberation, leader of the Greil Mercenaries, [[HoYay and father of Sothe's children...]]
* Also, LovableTraitor Naesala being reduced to a [[BadlyBatteredBabysitter Badly Battered Bodyguard]].
-->'''Sanaki:''' Still no word from the battle. What's going on out there? I should go to my people. They may need me.
-->'''Naesala''' Hey, just where do you think you're going? Do you think the high-and-mighty apostle should be traipsing around a battlefield, hmm?
-->'''Sanaki:''' Wha-- Oh, it's just you. Hmph. How dare you sneak up on me that way!
-->'''Naesala:''' That beauty from the Holy Guards told me to keep an eye on you. So, do me a favor and sit still, will you?
-->'''Sanaki:''' But I can't see anything from here! I have to know how my people are faring down there! I...I can't bear doing nothing! Hmm... I have an idea. You! Carry me to a place where I can observe the battle! Don't give me that look! You're the one who agreed to guard me, so do your duty and obey your orders! Come on, let's get moving!
-->'''Naesala:''' Wait a minute... Is that what passes for beorc logic these days? No wonder you've lost your throne. OW! Stop that!
-->'''Sanaki:''' Are you going to obey me, or shall I have you chased back home in a cloud of feathers?
-->'''Naesala:''' By the goddess, what have I gotten myself into? As you wish, Empress. My back is yours.
** What makes this even funnier is that Naesala is off-screen and credited as "???" up until his last line--we don't even get the slightest clue as to whom Sanaki is talking to until he mentions "beorc" logic.
* Sanaki does this again when she has a field conversation with the [[EvilChancellor one retainer she trusted above all others]] (who turned out to actually be [[spoiler:a suicidally depressed [[WhoWantsToLiveForever centuries-old heron]]]]) after he's been [[HeelFaceTurn convinced to repent for his actions]].
-->'''Sanaki:''' You finally made it, Sephiran.\\
'''Sephiran:''' Sanaki, I...\\
'''Sanaki:''' I was starting to wonder how I would punish you.\\
'''Sephiran:''' I'm sorry?\\
'''Sanaki:''' You are my subordinate, after all. I have decided that leaving one's empress to die is punishable by [[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon drowning in a pool of rancid butter.]]\\
'''Sephiran:''' Of course it is, my empress.\\
'''Sanaki:''' I hope you're a strong swimmer.
** She's also responsible for one more, though not directly involved in it.
-->'''Lekain:''' Tah ha ha... So nice to see you, King Naesala. When you can't oppose me, that is. Your blood pact means that you'll have to betray your companions...yet again.
-->'''Naesala:''' Not today, actually.
-->'''Lekain:''' What did you say?
-->'''Naesala:''' Sorry to break it to you, Lekain, but I have recently...been promoted, shall we say. I now take orders from over your head, Vice-Minister. From Empress Sanaki, to be exact.
-->'''Lekain:''' [[BigWhat Wh-what... Whaaaat...?!]]
-->'''Naesala:''' The curse of the blood pact applies if the master's orders aren't obeyed, but by the law of Begnion, you're overruled. So, Lekain, right here, right now... I'm going to tear you apart, as I've been wanting to do for years.
-->'''Lekain:''' [[OhCrap Urk!]]
* When Ike's team gets on a ship to set sail for Begnion, Ike seeks out [[StealthHiBye Volke]] to ask why he never shows up for any company meals after his sister expresses worry that Volke must be starving to death, since she never sees him eat. When Volke says that he doesn't like crowds and points out that Ike never had a problem with it when they were on land, Ike replies:
-->'''Ike''': Okay, listen: Land? Big. Ship? Small. ''It's not the same!''
* The last part of Pelleas's conversation with [[spoiler:Sephiran]] is both hilarious and gross. At the same time!
-->'''Pelleas''': I think I'm going to be ill...
-->[[spoiler:'''Sephiran''': Be assured that you were essential to Daein’s reconstruction, which was a vital step toward waking the goddess. Fortunately, Izuka was able to use you to execute my plan.]]
-->'''Pelleas''': You are going to pay! You are going to…[[WaterfallPuke BLAAARRRGH]]!
* A weird example that involves gameplay rather than dialogue. Chapter 3-11 of ''Radiant Dawn'' is littered with pitfall traps, which the enemy always avoids stepping on as well. However, an enemy bishop in that level has a Rescue staff and can warp another unit onto that spot. This can allow a unit with Pass to pass through a trap without incident, but the truly funny part is when a ground-based unit with Canto attacks the enemy, destroys it, continues movement into the space that was just occupied by an enemy... and promptly falls into a pit.
* Kieran, the ultra-{{Keet}}. It works well [[RedOniBlueOni in contrast to]] the calmer Oscar.
-->'''Oscar''': Hi, Kieran. How are you?\\
'''Kieran''': What the... Oscar! How I loathe that name! Don't give me such pleasant greetings! I care not for them!\\
'''Oscar''': What did I do now?\\
'''Kieran''': Oh ho! Don't tell me you've forgotten our second year of enlistment! The year we completed horsemanship? There was a final race to end the year... My beloved horse and I were flawless, but you beat us by the smallest of margins!\\
'''Oscar''': Huh? Oh, are you talking about that race you challenged me to? Yeah, that was fun... But I thought the distance between us was at least three lengths--\\
'''Kieran''': Ha! LIAR! Deceitful, lying, squinty coward! That was the very moment I marked you as my archrival! Don't pretend not to care!\\
'''Oscar''': Uh...wow. I had no idea--\\
'''Kieran''': But why!? I must know why you left the Crimean knighthood without a word of explanation! I devoted myself to training with my horse! I worked day and night so I could best my archrival... And thanks to my extreme devotion... I didn't realize you were gone until six months later! Delinquent! Reneger!\\
'''Oscar''': Wait a sec... Kieran. How is that my fault?
** Kieran is in LargeHam mode even long before that: when you first meet him in ''Path of Radiance''. Open his jail cell and use Oscar to talk to him. You won't regret it.
-->'''Oscar''': You're from Crimea, right? Come on--we're here to rescue you. We've opened your cell. Now's the time to escape.\\
'''Kieran''': Ah! It's you! I could never forget that squint! Knights of Crimea, twelfth regiment...your name is Oscar!\\
'''Oscar''': And you're... Wait a moment...You're Kieran, right?\\
'''Kieran''': That is correct! I am Kieran...The same Kieran who has sworn himself to be your eternal rival!\\
'''Oscar''': Uh...Right...Kieran...So...how've you been? You look good.\\
'''Kieran''': As always, your manner is listless and inappropriate. It befits one who would call me foe! You were discharged three years ago...What are you doing here now? Aha! Could it be...You dastard! You've turned your coat and gone over to Daein, haven't you? Rarrrrr! What despicable, contemptible behavior! Unforgivable! Have you no shame? You were my one true rival! Where has your pride gone?\\
'''Oscar''': The mercenary company I'm attached to serves under the command of the princess of Crimea! We came here to free any Crimean prisoners.\\
'''Kieran''': The princess of Crimea?!? You're not part of the royal guard! How do you know about the princess?\\
'''Oscar''': Well, like I said, the princess is our employer and--\\
'''Kieran''': Aha! So that's your scheme, is it? You hope to distinguish yourself by meritorious service and gain the glory that is rightfully mine! Admit it!\\
'''Oscar''': Look, my duty is...\\
'''Kieran''': Blast you! Curse your name! Curse the name of Oscar and all who call him kin! I will never let you surpass me! Princess! I'm coming! Kieran will be forever at your side!\\
'''Oscar''': Whoa...He's even more excitable than I remember. Hard to believe he's actually a decent knight...
* Pretty much anything involving Oliver. He acts about as obsessively {{bishonen}} as [[Manga/{{Bleach}} Yumichika]]...never mind the fact that he's a delusional ''{{gonk}}''.
** It gets even better when [[spoiler:he joins your party in Radiant Dawn]]. Especially if you have Ike talk to him immediately afterward. The last line of their conversation is just priceless.
--->'''Ike''': [[spoiler:Listen...Would you mind rejoining the enemy?]]
** This one's pretty good as well.
-->'''[[spoiler:Sephiran]]''': Duke of Tanas, imagine seeing you here!
-->'''Oliver''': [[spoiler:Lord Sephiran]], as lovely as always. But has it come to this? Must we fight to the death, and deprive the world of one of our beautiful countenances? Can other lovers of beauty endure such a loss?
-->'''[[spoiler:Sephiran]]''': I confess that your presence has me bewildered. Could this be part of Yune's plan? I simply never would have imagined you here. Your presence proves that Tellius is unraveling at the seams. Judgment cannot come soon enough.
* The entire recruitment conversation for Largo in ''Path of Radiance'' is one long CMOF. It starts with Largo bragging about how he's a "world-class berserker" and asking to see the general (not expecting it to be someone as puny as Ike). After lampshading how familiar this sounds (re: Calill's recruitment), Ike tries to hire him, and Largo initially laughs it off until Calill interjects and asks General Ike if he's going to hire Largo.
-->'''Calill:''' You know, he's a world-class--
-->'''Ike:''' Berserker. So I've heard.
* [[DeadpanSnarker Ranulf]]. That is all.
* Laura's conversation with Aran after he joined the Dawn Brigade:
-->'''Laura''': By the way, you'll have to become a bandit now.
* Micaiah gets arguably the best line fairly early on after hearing one too many fanboyish hype about Ike from Sothe for her tastes.
-->'''Micaiah''': Right. General Ike, "hero" of the Crimean Liberation, leader of the Greil Mercenaries, [[HoYay and father of Sothe's children...]]
* Also, LovableTraitor Naesala being reduced to a [[BadlyBatteredBabysitter Badly Battered Bodyguard]].
-->'''Sanaki:''' Still no word from the battle. What's going on out there? I should go to my people. They may need me.
-->'''Naesala''' Hey, just where do you think you're going? Do you think the high-and-mighty apostle should be traipsing around a battlefield, hmm?
-->'''Sanaki:''' Wha-- Oh, it's just you. Hmph. How dare you sneak up on me that way!
-->'''Naesala:''' That beauty from the Holy Guards told me to keep an eye on you. So, do me a favor and sit still, will you?
-->'''Sanaki:''' But I can't see anything from here! I have to know how my people are faring down there! I...I can't bear doing nothing! Hmm... I have an idea. You! Carry me to a place where I can observe the battle! Don't give me that look! You're the one who agreed to guard me, so do your duty and obey your orders! Come on, let's get moving!
-->'''Naesala:''' Wait a minute... Is that what passes for beorc logic these days? No wonder you've lost your throne. OW! Stop that!
-->'''Sanaki:''' Are you going to obey me, or shall I have you chased back home in a cloud of feathers?
-->'''Naesala:''' By the goddess, what have I gotten myself into? As you wish, Empress. My back is yours.
** What makes this even funnier is that Naesala is off-screen and credited as "???" up until his last line--we don't even get the slightest clue as to whom Sanaki is talking to until he mentions "beorc" logic.
* Sanaki does this again when she has a field conversation with the [[EvilChancellor one retainer she trusted above all others]] (who turned out to actually be [[spoiler:a suicidally depressed [[WhoWantsToLiveForever centuries-old heron]]]]) after he's been [[HeelFaceTurn convinced to repent for his actions]].
-->'''Sanaki:''' You finally made it, Sephiran.\\
'''Sephiran:''' Sanaki, I...\\
'''Sanaki:''' I was starting to wonder how I would punish you.\\
'''Sephiran:''' I'm sorry?\\
'''Sanaki:''' You are my subordinate, after all. I have decided that leaving one's empress to die is punishable by [[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon drowning in a pool of rancid butter.]]\\
'''Sephiran:''' Of course it is, my empress.\\
'''Sanaki:''' I hope you're a strong swimmer.
** She's also responsible for one more, though not directly involved in it.
-->'''Lekain:''' Tah ha ha... So nice to see you, King Naesala. When you can't oppose me, that is. Your blood pact means that you'll have to betray your companions...yet again.
-->'''Naesala:''' Not today, actually.
-->'''Lekain:''' What did you say?
-->'''Naesala:''' Sorry to break it to you, Lekain, but I have recently...been promoted, shall we say. I now take orders from over your head, Vice-Minister. From Empress Sanaki, to be exact.
-->'''Lekain:''' [[BigWhat Wh-what... Whaaaat...?!]]
-->'''Naesala:''' The curse of the blood pact applies if the master's orders aren't obeyed, but by the law of Begnion, you're overruled. So, Lekain, right here, right now... I'm going to tear you apart, as I've been wanting to do for years.
-->'''Lekain:''' [[OhCrap Urk!]]
* When Ike's team gets on a ship to set sail for Begnion, Ike seeks out [[StealthHiBye Volke]] to ask why he never shows up for any company meals after his sister expresses worry that Volke must be starving to death, since she never sees him eat. When Volke says that he doesn't like crowds and points out that Ike never had a problem with it when they were on land, Ike replies:
-->'''Ike''': Okay, listen: Land? Big. Ship? Small. ''It's not the same!''
* The last part of Pelleas's conversation with [[spoiler:Sephiran]] is both hilarious and gross. At the same time!
-->'''Pelleas''': I think I'm going to be ill...
-->[[spoiler:'''Sephiran''': Be assured that you were essential to Daein’s reconstruction, which was a vital step toward waking the goddess. Fortunately, Izuka was able to use you to execute my plan.]]
-->'''Pelleas''': You are going to pay! You are going to…[[WaterfallPuke BLAAARRRGH]]!
* A weird example that involves gameplay rather than dialogue. Chapter 3-11 of ''Radiant Dawn'' is littered with pitfall traps, which the enemy always avoids stepping on as well. However, an enemy bishop in that level has a Rescue staff and can warp another unit onto that spot. This can allow a unit with Pass to pass through a trap without incident, but the truly funny part is when a ground-based unit with Canto attacks the enemy, destroys it, continues movement into the space that was just occupied by an enemy... and promptly falls into a pit.
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* Pretty much everything Oliver says in Radiant Dawn. Although it's hard to choose - Reyson telling him to go away, Ike telling him to rejoin the enemy and poor Sephiran just at a loss - my favorite is:
--> Levail: Duke Tanas! I thought you were executed as a slave trader three years ago.
--> Oliver: True beauty is immortal. Look at me. Right now, I am flawless. You are not without potential. With education, you could aspire to be me.
--> Levail: ...No, thank you.
** Even the unique support conversations between him and certain other party members are hilarious. Some of them are also heartwarming, though, mainly the A ones.
--> Levail: Duke Tanas! I thought you were executed as a slave trader three years ago.
--> Oliver: True beauty is immortal. Look at me. Right now, I am flawless. You are not without potential. With education, you could aspire to be me.
--> Levail: ...No, thank you.
** Even the unique support conversations between him and certain other party members are hilarious. Some of them are also heartwarming, though, mainly the A ones.
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* Pretty much everything Oliver says every reaction to [[spoiler:Oliver]] joining in Radiant Dawn. Although it's hard to choose - Reyson telling him to go away, ''Radiant Dawn'', from Ike telling him to rejoin the enemy and poor Sephiran just at a loss - my favorite is:
--> Levail: Duke Tanas! I thought you were executed as a slave trader three years ago.
--> Oliver: True beautyto [[spoiler:Sephiran]] declaring that his presence is immortal. Look at me. Right now, I am flawless. You are not without potential. With education, you could aspire to be me.
--> Levail: ...No, thank you.
** Evenproof that the unique support conversations between him and certain other party members are hilarious. Some of them are also heartwarming, though, mainly the A ones.world should be destroyed.
--> Levail: Duke Tanas! I thought you were executed as a slave trader three years ago.
--> Oliver: True beauty
--> Levail: ...No, thank you.
** Even
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* Pretty much everything Bastian says sounds like it came out of a Shakespere play.
-->'''Bastian:''' ''Commander, you are tired and unaware
-->of how your body doth cry out for rest.
-->If it would please you, I was of a mind
-->to partake in a sweet and soothing draught.
-->A beverage warm, and pleasant to the lips.''
* Pretty much everything Bastian says sounds like it came out of a Shakespere play.
-->'''Bastian:''' ''Commander, you are tired and unaware
-->of how your body doth cry out for rest.
-->If it would please you, I was of a mind
-->to partake in a sweet and soothing draught.
-->A beverage warm, and pleasant to the lips.''
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* When Yune is first awakened in ''Radiant Dawn'' and is mad because people refer to her as the Dark God, saying things such as, "How would you like it if I referred to you as a dark bag of organs?" and after Ike does it enough times, says "You called me a Dark God again! That's it, I'm not speaking to you."
* When Yune is first awakened in ''Radiant Dawn'' and is mad because people refer to her as the Dark God, saying things such as, "How would you like it if I referred to you as a dark bag of organs?" and after Ike does it enough times, says "You called me a Dark God again! That's it, I'm not speaking to you."
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* Shinon's conversation with Ike before Chapter 24. He's absolutely WASTED.
* When Yune is first awakened in ''Radiant Dawn'' and is mad because people refer to her as the Dark God, saying things such as, "How would you like it if I referred to you as a dark bag of organs?" and after Ike does it enough times, says "You called me a Dark God again! That's it, I'm not speaking to you."WASTED.
* When Yune is first awakened in ''Radiant Dawn'' and is mad because people refer to her as the Dark God, saying things such as, "How would you like it if I referred to you as a dark bag of organs?" and after Ike does it enough times, says "You called me a Dark God again! That's it, I'm not speaking to you."
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* Shinon's conversation with Ike before Chapter 24. He's absolutely WASTED.WASTED.
* When Yune is first awakened in ''Radiant Dawn'' and is mad because people refer to her as the Dark God, saying things such as, "How would you like it if I referred to you as a dark bag of organs?" and after Ike does it enough times, says "You called me a Dark God again! That's it, I'm not speaking to you."
* When Yune is first awakened in ''Radiant Dawn'' and is mad because people refer to her as the Dark God, saying things such as, "How would you like it if I referred to you as a dark bag of organs?" and after Ike does it enough times, says "You called me a Dark God again! That's it, I'm not speaking to you."
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-->'''Shinon:''' Gatrie, that was [[BeyondTheImpossible a castle gate]].gate. Hey, did you ever give that back? That guard thought you were a thief.
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* Shinon's conversation with Ike before Chapter 24. He's absolutely WASTED.
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-->'''Soren:''' I believe this will be a good opportunity. We will almost certainly have need of this man's talents. He is a dubious character at best, but at least we know his movtives: everything begins and ends with gold. He'll be easy to control.
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-->'''Soren:''' I believe this will be a good opportunity. We will almost certainly have need of this man's talents. He is a dubious character at best, but at least we know his movtives: motives: everything begins and ends with gold. He'll be easy to control.
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* Pretty much everything [[spoiler:Oliver says in Radiant Dawn. Although it's hard to choose - Reyson telling him to go away, Ike telling him to rejoin the enemy and poor Sephiran just at a loss - my favorite is:
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* Pretty much everything [[spoiler:Oliver Oliver says in Radiant Dawn. Although it's hard to choose - Reyson telling him to go away, Ike telling him to rejoin the enemy and poor Sephiran just at a loss - my favorite is:
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--> Levail: ...No, thank you.]]
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* Pretty much everything [[spoiler: Oliver says in Radiant Dawn. Although it's hard to choose - Reyson telling him to go away, Ike telling him to rejoin the enemy and poor Sephiran just at a loss - my favorite is:
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* Pretty much everything [[spoiler: Oliver [[spoiler:Oliver says in Radiant Dawn. Although it's hard to choose - Reyson telling him to go away, Ike telling him to rejoin the enemy and poor Sephiran just at a loss - my favorite is:
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-->'''Soren:''' My... What a stupid speech.speech.
* Pretty much everything [[spoiler: Oliver says in Radiant Dawn. Although it's hard to choose - Reyson telling him to go away, Ike telling him to rejoin the enemy and poor Sephiran just at a loss - my favorite is:
--> Levail: Duke Tanas! I thought you were executed as a slave trader three years ago.
--> Oliver: True beauty is immortal. Look at me. Right now, I am flawless. You are not without potential. With education, you could aspire to be me.
--> Levail: ...No, thank you.]]
* Pretty much everything [[spoiler: Oliver says in Radiant Dawn. Although it's hard to choose - Reyson telling him to go away, Ike telling him to rejoin the enemy and poor Sephiran just at a loss - my favorite is:
--> Levail: Duke Tanas! I thought you were executed as a slave trader three years ago.
--> Oliver: True beauty is immortal. Look at me. Right now, I am flawless. You are not without potential. With education, you could aspire to be me.
--> Levail: ...No, thank you.]]
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-->'''Gatrie:''' See! You're giving me a hard time again!again!
* At the end of the prologue of Part 3 in Radiant Dawn, the victorious Skimir gives this speech to his troops.
-->'''Skimir:''' Soldiers of Gallia! The battle is over! We have won! No human can stand against the laguz! We are not done yet! We'll continue to fight, kill, and crush our enemies!
-->'''Soren:''' My... What a stupid speech.
* At the end of the prologue of Part 3 in Radiant Dawn, the victorious Skimir gives this speech to his troops.
-->'''Skimir:''' Soldiers of Gallia! The battle is over! We have won! No human can stand against the laguz! We are not done yet! We'll continue to fight, kill, and crush our enemies!
-->'''Soren:''' My... What a stupid speech.
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-->'''Ike:''' Soren, [[ImStandingRightHere he's standing right there.]]
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-->'''Yune:''' There you go, calling me a dark god again! How would ''you'' like it if I called you a dark bag of organs? That's it! I'm not talking to you anymore!
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-->'''Yune:''' There you go, calling me a dark god again! How would ''you'' like it if I called you a dark bag of organs? That's it! I'm not talking to you anymore!anymore!
* Gatrie and Shinon's first support conversation in PoR.
-->'''Gatrie:''' But every time I spend money, you give me a hard time!
-->'''Shinon:''' I do? How?
-->'''Gatrie:''' What about the other day, when I bought the [[LuckilyMyShieldWillProtectMe Ultimate Shield]]?!
-->'''Shinon:''' Gatrie, that was [[BeyondTheImpossible a castle gate]]. Hey, did you ever give that back? That guard thought you were a thief.
-->'''Gatrie:''' And remember the SpeedBring 4000? That secret elixir that boosts speed just by sprinkling it over your body--
-->'''Shinon:''' You mean that putrid snake oil? You dumped the whole bottle on your head without smelling it first.
-->'''Gatrie:''' But that wonderful little potion worked! I DID move faster!
-->'''Shinon:''' [[FromACertainPointOfView You moved faster because thirty stray dogs were chasing you.]]
-->'''Gatrie:''' See! You're giving me a hard time again!
* Gatrie and Shinon's first support conversation in PoR.
-->'''Gatrie:''' But every time I spend money, you give me a hard time!
-->'''Shinon:''' I do? How?
-->'''Gatrie:''' What about the other day, when I bought the [[LuckilyMyShieldWillProtectMe Ultimate Shield]]?!
-->'''Shinon:''' Gatrie, that was [[BeyondTheImpossible a castle gate]]. Hey, did you ever give that back? That guard thought you were a thief.
-->'''Gatrie:''' And remember the SpeedBring 4000? That secret elixir that boosts speed just by sprinkling it over your body--
-->'''Shinon:''' You mean that putrid snake oil? You dumped the whole bottle on your head without smelling it first.
-->'''Gatrie:''' But that wonderful little potion worked! I DID move faster!
-->'''Shinon:''' [[FromACertainPointOfView You moved faster because thirty stray dogs were chasing you.]]
-->'''Gatrie:''' See! You're giving me a hard time again!
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-->'''Soren:''' I don't think he minds.minds.
* Ike calls Yune a dark god one too many times.
-->'''Yune:''' There you go, calling me a dark god again! How would ''you'' like it if I called you a dark bag of organs? That's it! I'm not talking to you anymore!
* Ike calls Yune a dark god one too many times.
-->'''Yune:''' There you go, calling me a dark god again! How would ''you'' like it if I called you a dark bag of organs? That's it! I'm not talking to you anymore!
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* The conversation between Ike, Soren and Aimee in Radiant Dawn. The whole thing: Aimee's plan to seduce Ike by forcing him to confess and then spreading rumors of it, Soren's dramatic rescue and "What I do now, I do for the company," Aimee's horror at being left alone with Soren, and then Soren's lady-killing speech... Priceless.
** "You're a diamond, and other beorc only glass beads, Miss Aimee. ... ... Stay beautiful."
** "You're a diamond, and other beorc only glass beads, Miss Aimee. ... ... Stay beautiful."
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** "You're a diamond, and other beorc only glass beads, Miss Aimee. ... ... Stay beautiful.
* Soren's advice on how to keep Volke in check:
-->'''Soren:''' I believe this will be a good opportunity. We will almost certainly have need of this man's talents. He is a dubious character at best, but at least we know his movtives: everything begins and ends with gold. He'll be easy to control.
-->'''Ike:''' Soren, he's standing right there.
-->'''Soren:''' I don't think he minds.
