History Funny / FinalFantasyX2

* Yuna's poor attempts to disguise her voice while handing out balloons in the Moogle costume.

-->'''Rikku:''' Awww...Where's the fun in being plain old regular sphere hunters?\\

'''Paine:''' Oh, no...\\

'''Shinra:''' Whenever Rikku and Brother [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike agree]]...[[NoodleIncident bad stuff happens]].\\
'''Yuna:''' That...can't be good. ''[pan to Brother and Rikku hopping around excitedly like complete goons]''
** Yuna [[GagEcho copying Rikku's expressions]], "Disasterrific" and "Oh, poopie!" Rikku gets reprimanded by Brother for using the former...but he lets Yuna off the hook for saying it. Rikku, however, [[HypocriticalHumor sternly admonishes Yuna for using the latter expression]], and Yuna tries to justify it.

* Just before the hotsprings sequence, the girls are wondering whether or not to use the spring. Rikku says it's "on sacred ground." Paine's response? "No one's looking."
* In Kilika when everyone is making a fuss over the "awesome sphere", Yuna and Rikku are both giddy with excitement until Paine brings them back down to earth. However, after they claim the sphere, YRP go on their merry way as Paine gloats at the onlookers. ("Tough luck.") Afterwards, Rikku says the people in Kilika "totally wet their pants".

* Some of the "Episode ''Concluded''" sequences can be pretty funny, if you don't care about ratings. Episode Concluded is a "bad" status that the player can qualify for in certain sections if they failed to meet the requirements for Episode Complete. For example, if you talk to Rikku and Paine after Yuna sees the moogle in Luca, they will suggest that she's snapped and suggest returning to the airship. Doing so triggers Episode Concluded. Also, in the Episode Complete version of the Moonflow sequence, the girls are given the option to perform on-stage, but if you've skipped both the "Save the Hypello" and "Ticket Shelling" missions, then ''Tobli'' will end up going on-stage.
* Whereas ''X'' has {{Trauma Inn}}s but they're redundant due to {{Save Point}}s [[HealingCheckpoint healing all HP, MP, and negative statuses]], ''X-2'' outright removes the inns-as-recovery mechanic. If you go to Guadosalam's inn and tell the innkeeper that you want to rest, she'll simply tell you there's a chair behind you.

--->'''Buddy''': Meyvn Nooj of the Youth League...and Baralai, Praetor of New Yevon...gone. They've disappeared!\\

** Also in Chapter 4, we find out that Shinra has invented something called the "Chocoporter." Examining the Thunder Plains [=CommSphere=] allows you to capture a few chocobos this way...but the Chocoporter shorts out afterwards. And yes, the chocobos can be found on the airship, and serve basically no purpose.
** Dona and her former Guardian-boyfriend split up due to their political differences: She supported the Youth League, he's with New Yevon. Check the Kilika sphere enough times and Dona will attach it to a balloon, which she mails to Barthello. On recieving it, he breaks the sphere ''by yelling Dona's name''.

* The Besaid Aurochs taking turns "interviewing" (in other words, further embarassing) Wakka. Since it is shown through the Commsphere, it looked ''exactly'' like a newscast.

** "As leader, I ''order'' Yuna to decide!” Leadership that not even Churchill could match.

** Buddy alerts everyone that two of the main antagonists have been removed from the board, as it were.

'''Yuna''': Gimmie a Y!\\
'''Rikku''': Gimmie an R!\\

** Brother alerts everyone that two of the main antagonists have been removed from the chessboard.

''Paine''': Come get some!\\

* The following, failed attempts at [[PrAsskickingOneLine pre-battle one-liners]]:

--->'''Yuna:''' Oh, poopie.\\

--->'''Yuna:''' We really trashed it.\\

--->'''Paine''': Someone's turning Yuna into a bad girl.\\

*

'''Paine''': Stop that.
*
-->'''Yuna''': Gimmie a Y!\\

'''Paine''': Give me a break.
*
-->'''Rikku''': I'm gonna kick you in the spleen!\\
'''Paine''': Spleen?
*
-->'''Yuna:''' Duck soup!\\
'''Paine''': Duck what?
*
-->'''Paine''': Come get some!\\
'''Yuna''': Paine gets all the good lines...

** Brother alerts the crew that two of the game's antagonists have been removed from the chessboard.
--->'''Buddy''': Meyvn Nooj of the Youth League...and Baralai, praetor of New Yevon...gone. They've disappeared!\\

-->'''Buddy''': Meyvn Nooj of the Youth League...and Baralai, praetor of New Yevon...gone. They've disappeared!\\
'''Brother''': ''[utterly disinterested]'' Fascinating.

* Buddy's origin story about how the Gullwings got their name: Frozen and starving, he and Brother were about to die when a lone seagull led them to find the ''Celsius''. Afterwards, [[ShaggyDogStory they ate the gull]].

* Prior to the massage scene, the party is attempting to sneak into "Chateau [=LeBlanc=]," when suddenly...
-->'''Brother''': ''[[[SoMuchForStealth loudly, over walkie-talkie]]]'' '''This is Brother! How's it going?'''\\

* In an optional airship scene, Cid demands that Yuna start acting more "ladylike", and his entire family revolts. Rikku chides him for being tactless, but Brother straight-up tells Cid that he's a dinosaur who should "sit back and leave the ''modern times'' to ''us!''"
* When Brother is in the Fiend Arena, [[DanceBattler he never stops dancing]]. Also, he attacks with [[AssKicksYou his butt]] most of the time.

** Also in Chapter 4, we find out that Shinra has invented something called the "Chocoporter." Examining the Thunder Plains [=CommSphere=] allows you to capture a few chocobos this way... but the Chocoporter shorts out afterwards. And yes, the chocobos can be found on the airship, and serve basically no purpose.

* The entirety of the hot spring scene. Rikku approaches Yuna, [[LesYay has a peek]] and says "I know who's got it going on." She then tries to check Paine out as well, only for the two of them to gang up on her. Brother interrupts them by asking what's going on. When Yuna responds that they're "just taking a little dip", Brother sounds awed, announces a "code pink" and says he'll be right there. We then hear a ''bonk'' sound and Buddy's voice says "Don't worry, I knocked him out."

-->'''Rikku:''' Awww... Where's the fun in being plain old regular sphere hunters?\\

* Possibly simultaneous with a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome, depending on your point of view, In Shuyin's lair, Lady Yuna delivers her now-famous, "I don't like your plan. It sucks." The camera dramatically cuts to everyone else present [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness recoiling from her foul language.]]
* Wakka shouting GetARoom when Yuna and Tidus are reunited.

** Just before the scene, the girls are wondering whether or not to use the spring. Rikku says it's "on sacred ground." Paine's response? "No one's looking."

'''Shinra:''' Whenever Rikku and Brother [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike agree]]... bad stuff happens.\\
'''Yuna:''' That... can't be good. ''[pan to Brother and Rikku hopping around excitedly like complete goons]''
** Yuna [[GagEcho copying Rikku's expressions]], "Disasterrific" and "Oh, poopie!" Rikku gets reprimanded by Brother for using the former... but he lets Yuna off the hook for saying it. Rikku, however, [[HypocriticalHumor sternly admonishes Yuna for using the latter expression]], and Yuna tries to justify it.

** Later, in Djose Temple, after beating the Experiment for the first time, Paine tells Yuna to say something to the Al Bhed in the room with them. After which Rikku ''again'' reprimands Yuna for her use of foul language (as Paine is showen snickering in the background).

* Rikku's special attacks in her Festivalist Dressphere. She makes the little goldfish in her baggy grow HUGE and fly at the enemy. One of her battle quotes is even [[OffToSeeTheWizard "Fly, my pretties!"]]

* After obtaining Crimson Sphere 7 from Nooj outside the Den of Woe, Rikku nags Paine about knowing Nooj. Paine makes Yuna back off by claiming the latter will lose friends if she asks too many questions, but Rikku keeps nagging. Paine, using Rikku's childlike logic, deducts "4 respect points" from Gryffindor...er, Rikku, leaving [[TwentyPercentMoreAwesome "47 points"]] left. When Rikku admits she's still curious about Paine's past, Paine takes ''another'' point from Rikku.

* Occasionally, a battle will start with this exchange:

** Another battle quote:
--->'''Yuna''': Gimmie a Y!\\

** And another:
--->'''Rikku''': I'm gonna kick you in the spleen!\\

** ''And'' another:
--->'''Yuna:''' Duck soup!\\

** More...
--->'''Paine''': Come get some!\\

** Before the fight with the Zanarkand Ruins boss in Chapter 1:
--->'''Rikku''': Think we need a password?\\

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* Looking at Bevelle on the world map before the plot tells you to go there.
-->''Can we go somewhere else? Please?''

* The entire monkey [[MatchMakerQuest matchmaking mission]] is hilarious. Special mention goes to what is said after you pair them up.

** '''Paine to Brother:''' Yht fru ycgat oui, yenrayt? ''(And who asked you, airhead?)''
** Prior to the massage scene, the party is attempting to sneak into "Chateau [=LeBlanc=]," when suddenly...
--->'''Brother''': ''[[[SoMuchForStealth loudly, over walkie-talkie]]]'' '''This is Brother! How's it going?'''\\

** Buddy's origin story about how the Gullwings got their name: Frozen and starving, he and Brother were about to die when a lone gull led them to find the ''Celsius''. Afterwards, [[ShaggyDogStory they ate the gull.]]
** In an optional airship scene, Cid demands that Yuna start acting more "ladylike", and his entire family revolts. Rikku chides him for being tactless, but Brother straight-up tells Cid that he's a dinosaur who should "sit back and leave the ''modern times'' to ''us!''"
** When fighting alongside Brother in the Fiend Arena, [[DanceBattler he never stops dancing]]. Also, he attacks with [[AssKicksYou his butt]] most of the time.

** The various comical ways Shinra's [=CommSpheres=] [[CameraAbuse go down]] in Chapter 5, from being eaten by a dog t being pecked by a chocobo to being ''punched out by Barthello''.
*** In the previous chapter, if you watch the Besaid [=CommSphere=] enough times, you get to see the Aurochs practicing blitzball. One of them attempts a sphere shot several times, without success, before [[EpicFail kicking the ball]] [[CameraAbuse into the CommSphere]].

** Dona and her former Guardian-''cum''-boyfriend split up due to their political differences: She supported the Youth League, he supported New Yevon. Check the Kilika sphere enough times and Dona will attach it to a balloon, which she mails to Barthello. On recieving it, he breaks the sphere ''by yelling Dona's name''.

** If you recruit "Almighty Shinra" after defeating it, it comes programmed with a few quips. It still acts as smug as Shinra does, and even hums the "Gullwings Go" theme upon a victory.

* He's not everybody's cup of tea, but some of Brother's line deliveries are gold. "Fascinating."

* The little boy in Luca who hops up and down excitedly in front of a Ronso amazon. The Ronso Fangs have high Attack and Defense, but their social skills are clearly at Level 1: she has no idea how to respond to this child.

** The various comical ways Shinra's [=CommSpheres=] [[CameraAbuse go down]] in Chapter 5, from being eaten by a dog to being pecked by a chocobo to being ''punched out by Barthello''.

----> '''Shinra:''' They really suck.
*** Also in Chapter 4, we find out that Shinra has invented something called the "Chocoporter." Examining the Thunder Plains [=CommSphere=] allows you to capture a few chocobos this way... but the Chocoporter shorts out afterwards. And yes, the chocobos can be found on the airship, and serve basically no purpose.
*** Dona and her former Guardian-''cum''-boyfriend split up due to their political differences: She supported the Youth League, he supported New Yevon. Check the Kilika sphere enough times and Dona will attach it to a balloon, which she mails to Barthello. On recieving it, he breaks the sphere ''by yelling Dona's name''.
---->'''Shinra:''' [[GlassShatteringSound Such wanton and vocal destruction]].

* Many of the fiend tales are downright hilarious:
** The story for Nashorn talks about how he waited in line for hours to touch "it" and when got to "it", he was sucked in by a bright light and found himself in another location. At the end of his tale, his fiend children want him to play with them, but he can't be bothered. Later, the kids find a teleport sphere (save point) and are in awe at how shiny it is. Nashorn quickly realizes that "it" was the same thing that took him away and he dives after it to prevent his kids suffering from the same fate, only to teleport yet again. The kids then wonder where their father had teleported to this time.
** The Bolt Drake's tale involves him kidnapping a bunch of kids, only to keep getting pricked by them over and over again until he decides to return them to their parents and vows to go after a calmer kid next time. It turns out that the "kids" were Lulu's dolls, which are known for their ScratchDamage in ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyX'' when Lulu used them in battle.
** Boris is known for CryingWolf. At the end of his tale, he cries for help, only for Shinra to ignore him. Turns out Boris really ''was'' in trouble since he was attacked by a Behemoth. Shinra comes back and defeats it.
** The Tonberry's tale tells how his kind live very short lifespans. The end of the tale reveals why that is: Tonberries have a nasty habit of [[AlwaysChaoticEvil stabbing each other]], and their patented knives are a OneHitKill. Eventually, all the Tonberries wind up killing each other while the much-larger Mega Tonberry tells them to knock it off.
** The one with the Couerl involves it trying to figure out where to find the Gullwings' treasure, and this suddenly changes to wondering [[DirtyOldMan where Gullwings change]], and imagining the three of them in their lingerie. Seeing YRP surrounding him, Coeurl wonders if they overheard him, they couldn't possibly have read his thoughts. Shinra pipes up explaining at Coeurl that his invention ''can'' translate the fiend's thoughts, and it ''did''. Couerl panics, knowing the [[PervertRevengeMode inevitable outcome]].
** Fly Eye uses his new Fiend form to spy on people bathing in the Gagazet hotsprings. Someone spots him and swims towards Fly Eye, and, much to his horror, reveals herself to be an ''old lady'' (as are the rest of her friends in the hotsprings). Last we see of Fly Eye, he's sinking into the pool [[NeverMessWithGranny after getting uppercutted]].
** Hrimthurs is on the hunt for "superpants." When he "finds" it, Hrimthurs learns an apparent Aesop, and decides to [[GoingCommando Go Commando]]. Shinra immediately butts in the video feed, saying that what's happening is "NSFW".

** When fighting alongside Brother in the Fiend Arena, he [[DanceBattler he never stops dancing]]. Also, he attacks with [[AssKicksYou his butt]] most of the time.

* This lines spoken in Al Bhed:

** These lines spoken in Al Bhed:
--->'''Rikku to Paine''': Oui pimmo! ''(You bully!)''\\
'''Paine to Brother:''' Yht fru ycgat oui, yenrayt? ''(And who asked you, airhead?)''

** "As leader, I ''order'' yuna to decide!” Leadership that not even Churchill could match.

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** When fighting alongside Brother in the FiendArena, he [[DanceBattler he never stops dancing]]. Also, he attacks with [[AssKicksYou his butt]] most of the time.

* The little boy in Luca who hops up and down excitedly in front of a Ronso amazon. The Ronso Fangs have high Attack and Defense, but her social skills are clearly at Level 1: she has no idea how to respond to this child.
* The entire monkey [[MatchMakerQuest matchmaking mission]] is hilarious. Special mention goes to what is said after you pair them up.
-->"Luna is going ape."\\
"Skye is in seventh monkey heaven."
* While the reward isn't as great, pinning the Prophet as the culprit in the Mi'ihen Mystery mission gets you the funniest sequence by far. "'''Zoinks!!'''" Players with sharp ears will recognize him earlier in the game: he's one of Yuna's gushing fanboys in the balloon level.
* Yuna's poor attempt to disguise her voice while handing out balloons in the moogle costume.

** Outside Djose Temple, Yuna snaps at Rikku and Paine when they say she's probably getting old.
** Yuna's embarrassment when Baralai lets slip that the two of them were arranged to be married.
** Two, both related to Yuna's martyr complex. First there's the part where Yuna just can't say no to helping out, and Shinra's response is: "Hero. Summoner. [[ExtremeDoormat Doormat]]." Then there's the part where Tobli is about to get Yuna to agree to sell tickets for him, and Paine figures out before she does that she's about to be roped into something she'll regret.
--->'''Paine''': Yuna. ''Run''.
*** Episode Complete in Bevelle ends with Maroda calling out Isaaru on his ChronicHeroSyndrome. Rikku and Paine mention that they know a certain someone with a similar flaw, but Yuna doesn't get the hint. Then Rikku and Paine quickly leave Yuna behind.
** [=LeBlanc=]'s bone-cracking massage. It's right up there with Mimete's infamous Twister scene from ''Anime/SailorMoon''. Especially if you get the right area. ([=LeBlanc=] hilariously blows kisses just as she does in cutscenes with Nooj.) Imagine this line from Yuna, taken out of context: "She fell asleep! I'm ''that'' good?" One of [=LeBlanc=]'s "bad spot" lines is a classic: "''Where'' are you ''groping''?!"
*** What's really funny is that immediately after that, Logos and Ormi come into the room and say that one massage and Leblanc is out like a light. "The boss fell asleep again?!" What a come-down for Yuna!
** Possibly simultaneous with a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome, depending on your point of view, In Shuyin's lair, Lady Yuna delivers her now-famous, "I don't like your plan. It sucks." The camera dramatically cuts to everyone else present [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness recoiling from her foul language.]]
** Wakka shouting GetARoom when Yuna and Tidus are reunited.

* Nearly any scene involving Brother.

** When fighting with the creature creation Brother, he attacks with [[AssKicksYou his butt]] most of the time.
* The Hypello are pretty comical, such as one of the hot spring scenes in Chapter 4 with Barkeep giving Buddy a massage.
** In another moment during Chapter 3, one of the Hypello in Mi'ihen is under attack by a rogue machina. While most victims you rescue run for their lives, the Hypello simply ''[[DissonantSerenity walks away calmly]]''.

* The entirety of the hot spring scene. Rikku approaches Yuna, [[LesYay has a peek]] and says "I know who's got it going on." She then tries to check Paine out as well, only for the two of them to gang up on her. Brother interrupts them by asking what's going on. When Yuna responds that they're "just taking a little dip", Brother sounds awed, announces a "code pink" and says he'll be right there. We then hear a ''bonk'' sound and Buddy's voice says "Don't worry, I knocked him out."
** Just before the scene, the girls are wondering whether or not to use the spring. Rikku says it's "on sacred ground." Paine's response? "No one's looking."

* The revelation which comes from the following exchange on the ''Celsius'' bridge:
-->'''Rikku:''' Awww... Where's the fun in being plain old regular sphere hunters?\\
'''Brother:''' Yeah! What she said!\\
'''Paine:''' Oh, no...\\
'''Yuna:''' What?\\
'''Shinra:''' Whenever Rikku and Brother [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike agree]]... bad stuff happens.\\
'''Yuna:''' That... can't be good. ''[pan to Brother and Rikku hopping around excitedly like complete goons]''
** Yuna [[GagEcho copying Rikku's expressions]], "Disasterrific" and "Oh, poopie!" Rikku gets reprimanded by Brother for using the former... but he lets Yuna off the hook for saying it. Rikku, however, [[HypocriticalHumor sternly admonishes Yuna for using the latter expression]], and Yuna tries to justify it.
--->'''Yuna:''' Oh, poopie.\\
'''Rikku:''' Yunie, don't talk like that.\\
'''Yuna:''' I'm just copying you!
** Later, in Djose Temple, after beating the Experiment for the first time, Paine tells Yuna to say something to the Al Bhed in the room with them. After which Rikku ''again'' reprimands Yuna for her use of foul language (as Paine is seen laughing to herself in the background).
--->'''Yuna:''' We really trashed it.\\
'''Paine:''' Tell him this: ''[whispers to Yuna]''\\
'''Yuna''': Dyga ouin deh lyh yht cruja ed! ''(Take your tin can and shove it!)''\\
'''Al Bhed''': E mega ouin yddedita. Kiacc E ryja du piemt y cdnuhkan machina. ''(I like your attitude. Guess I have to build a stronger machina.)''\\
'''Yuna''': Hey, he understood me!\\
'''Rikku''': Fydlr ouin myhkiyka! ''(Watch your language!)''
** Just before they get the Floral Fallal dressphere, Paine implies that Rikku is a bad influence on Yuna, but Rikku is totally oblivious.
--->'''Paine''': Someone's turning Yuna into a bad girl.\\
'''Rikku''': Who?!
** Rikku's special attacks in her Festivalist Dressphere. She makes the little goldfish in her baggy grow HUGE and fly at the enemy. One of her battle quotes is even [[OffToSeeTheWizard "Fly, my pretties!"]]

* Some of the Episode Concluded sequences can be pretty funny, albeit often in a BlackComedy kind of way. Episode Concluded is a "bad" status that the player can qualify for in certain sections if they failed to meet the requirements for Episode Complete. For example, if you talk to Rikku and Paine after Yuna sees the moogle in Luca, they will suggest that she's snapped and suggest returning to the airship. Doing so triggers Episode Concluded. Also, in the Episode Complete version of the Moonflow sequence, the girls are given the option to perform on-stage, but if you've skipped both the "Save the Hypello" and "Ticket Shelling" missions, then ''Tobli'' will end up going on-stage.
* Whereas ''X'' has {{Trauma Inn}}s but they're redundant due to {{Save Point}}s [[HealingCheckpoint healing all HP, MP, and negative statuses]], ''X-2'' outright removes the inns-as-recovery mechanic. If you go to Guadosalam's inn and tell the innkeeper that you want to rest, she'll simply tell you there's a chair behind you.
* Looking at Bevelle on the world map before the plot tells you to go there.
-->''Can we go somewhere else? Please?''
* In Kilika when everyone is making a fuss over the "awesome sphere", Yuna and Rikku are both giddy with excitement until Paine brings them back down to earth. Then, after they claim the sphere, YRP go on their way with Paine's line of "Tough luck". Afterwards, Rikku says the people in Kilika "totally wet their pants".
* Gippal and Yuna's first meeting, where he totally invades her [[NoSenseOfPersonalSpace space]].
-->'''Gippal:''' Never been this close to a celebrity before...\\
'''Yuna:''' ''[deadpan]'' That's nice.\\
'''Gippal:''' I could get used to this.\\
'''Yuna:''' Let's not.
** After YRP beats the Experiment at its max level, Paine reveals Gippal got her interested in learning to speak Al Bhed. To which Rikku says Gippal has always been a player.
** In Gippal's Sphere, Auron has a cameo and makes the observation, "Only a [[LetsGetDangerous jackass]] can change the world." No doubt a veiled reference to Tidus/Jecht.
* After obtaining Crimson Sphere 7 from Nooj outside the Den of Woe, Rikku nags Paine about knowing Nooj. Paine makes Yuna back off by claiming the latter will lose friends if she asks too many questions, but Rikku keeps nagging. Paine, using Rikku's childlike logic, deducts "4 respect points" from Gryffindor...er, Rikku, leaving [[TwentyPercentMoreAwesome "47 points"]] left. When Rikku admits she's still curious about Paine's past, Paine takes ''another'' point from Rikku.
** After the Experiment fight, Paine says even though she feels more comfortable around Yuna and Rikku now, she was annoyed with Yuna at first for [[YouTalkTooMuch never shutting up]] and really wanted to "lay down some [[TalkToTheFist serious hurt]]". Yuna pretends to be shocked by this and turns away from Paine. Rikku joins her but then they smile and hightail it out of there, as Paine accuses the cousins of being melodramatic and storms after them.
* In ''Last Mission'':
** The awkward moment on the ''Celsius'' as YRP begin their newest mission.
** Rikku's exhaustive rundown of everything her family/cohorts have been up to.
** YRP reminiscing about crashing the imposter Yuna's concert while the ''real'' Yuna flailed around [[GoofySuit in a giant moogle suit]] as a disguise.

* While the reward isn't as great, pinning the Prophet as the culprit in the Mi'ihen Mystery mission gets you the funniest sequence by far. '''Zoinks!!'''

** When Paine casts an ice-based spell:
--->'''Paine''': [[Music/VanillaIce Ice, ice, baby.]]
*** After the first battle with [=LeBlanc=] in her Songstress guise:
---->'''Paine''': [[Theatre/MyFairLady I could have danced all night.]]
*** When Yuna changes into her Songstress dressphere. Dig the Faye Wong reference:
---->'''Yuna''': Hey! [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII Eyes on me!]]
*** Right before Yuna's concert in the Thunder Plains, Brother proclaims, "Spira is going to be [[WaxingLyrical killed softly by your song!]]"