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* Ilfana's last words, according to [[UnreliableNarrator Elm]][[TheStoner yra]]:
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* Ilfana's Ifalna's last words, according to [[UnreliableNarrator Elm]][[TheStoner yra]]:
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-->'''Barret''': ''ON THE OTHER HAND!'' This seems like a very safe environment.
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-->'''Barret''': ''ON THE OTHER HAND!'' This seems like a very safe environment.environment for a child.
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-->"But you see, I'm dying... [[spoiler:TO TRY THAT SWEET KUSH!]]"
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-->'''Second try:''' But you see, I'm dying... [[spoiler:TO TRY THAT SWEET
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-->'''Barret''': Yeah, I mean I have no idea why they would think that I was in Urban Develop...'''OH THAT RACIST [[CountryMatters CU-]]''
-->'''[[CurseCutShort *Laughter from the Shinra board meeting*]]''
-->'''[[CurseCutShort *Laughter from the Shinra board meeting*]]''
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-->'''Barret''': Yeah, I mean I have no idea why they would think that I was in Urban Develop...'''OH THAT RACIST [[CountryMatters CU-]]''
CU-]]'''
-->'''[[CurseCutShort *Laughter from the Shinra boardmeeting*]]''meeting*]]'''
-->'''[[CurseCutShort *Laughter from the Shinra board
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* While on the elevator because the Receptionist thought Barret was part of Shinra's urban development, he realizes something:
-->'''Barret''': Yeah, I mean I have no idea why they would think that I was in Urban Develop...'''OH THAT RACIST [[CountryMatters CU-]]''
-->'''[[CurseCutShort *Laughter from the Shinra board meeting*]]''
-->'''Barret''': Yeah, I mean I have no idea why they would think that I was in Urban Develop...'''OH THAT RACIST [[CountryMatters CU-]]''
-->'''[[CurseCutShort *Laughter from the Shinra board meeting*]]''
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-->'''Tifa''': Oh my god! [[HypocriticalHumor I can't believe she would use him like that and then belittle him for it!]] God, what a bitch!
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-->'''Tifa''': Oh my god! [[HypocriticalHumor I can't believe she would use him like that and then belittle him for it!]] God, what a bitch!bitch!\\
'''Cloud''': ...Really?
'''Cloud''': ...Really?
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-->'''Palmer''': ''*throwing a tantrum*'' Aww, but I wanna go to space! I wanna I wanna I wanna!
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-->'''Palmer''': ''*throwing ''[[ManChild *throwing a tantrum*'' tantrum*]]'' Aww, but I wanna go to space! I wanna I wanna I wanna!
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-->'''Barret''': (deadpan) These are the people who have been beating us.
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-->'''Barret''': (deadpan) ''*deadpan*'' These are the people who have been beating us.
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* Barret tells Marlene that if Elmyra has her sell anything, to make sure she gets a 15% kickback. Marlene scoffs at the idea of being a charity. Turns out Barret was testing her, she should take 25%.
* This moment when Cloud comes to get Barret.
-->'''Barret''': Cloud, on one hand, I'm sad to leave my baby girl here for an unforeseeable amount of time. But on the other hand...
-->'''Cloud''': You've got a gun!
-->'''Barret''': ''ON THE OTHER HAND!'' This seems like a very safe environment.
* This moment when Cloud comes to get Barret.
-->'''Barret''': Cloud, on one hand, I'm sad to leave my baby girl here for an unforeseeable amount of time. But on the other hand...
-->'''Cloud''': You've got a gun!
-->'''Barret''': ''ON THE OTHER HAND!'' This seems like a very safe environment.
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* During the meeting, Scarlet reveals that she had sex with Reeve, and Heidegger asks if he cried, setting off yet another bout of laughter at Reeve's expense.
-->'''Tifa''': Oh my god! [[HypocriticalHumor I can't believe she would use him like that and then belittle him for it!]] God, what a bitch!
-->'''Tifa''': Oh my god! [[HypocriticalHumor I can't believe she would use him like that and then belittle him for it!]] God, what a bitch!
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* When discussing the budget for space, Palmer explains how space is bought, by burning a billion gil to buy a piece of space, resulting in buying 10 spaces for 10 billion gil.
-->'''President Shinra''': Reeve, I would like the space budget to go through you from now on.
-->'''Palmer''': Aww, but I wanna go to space. I wanna I wanna I wanna.
-->'''President Shinra''': Reeve, I would like the space budget to go through you from now on.
-->'''Palmer''': Aww, but I wanna go to space. I wanna I wanna I wanna.
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* When discussing the budget for space, Palmer explains how space is bought, [[InsaneTrollLogic by burning a billion gil to buy a piece of space, resulting in buying 10 spaces for 10 billion gil.
gil]].
-->'''President Shinra''': ''[[EveryoneHasStandards *closes eyes*]]'' Reeve, I would like the space budget to go through you from now on.
-->'''Reeve''': Thank you sir.
-->'''Palmer''': ''*throwing a tantrum*'' Aww, but I wanna go tospace. space! I wanna I wanna I wanna.wanna!
-->'''President Shinra''': ''[[EveryoneHasStandards *closes eyes*]]'' Reeve, I would like the space budget to go through you from now on.
-->'''Reeve''': Thank you sir.
-->'''Palmer''': ''*throwing a tantrum*'' Aww, but I wanna go to
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* When discussing the budget for space, Palmer explains how space is bought, by burning a billion gil to buy a piece of space, resulting in buying 10 spaces for 10 billion gil.
-->'''President Shinra''': Reeve, I would like the space budget to go through you from now on.
-->'''Palmer''': Aww, but I wanna go to space. I wanna I wanna I wanna.
-->'''President Shinra''': Fine Cousin Palmer, you will go to space eventually.
-->'''Barret''': (deadpan) These are the people who have been beating us.
-->'''Tifa''': To be fair, we did have that pinball machine.
-->'''President Shinra''': Reeve, I would like the space budget to go through you from now on.
-->'''Palmer''': Aww, but I wanna go to space. I wanna I wanna I wanna.
-->'''President Shinra''': Fine Cousin Palmer, you will go to space eventually.
-->'''Barret''': (deadpan) These are the people who have been beating us.
-->'''Tifa''': To be fair, we did have that pinball machine.
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* Initially, Cloud, Barret, and Tifa take the infamously long stairs, [[YankTheDogsChain only to find that the door is locked]].
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[[folder:Episode 8]]
* In the beginning, right before Barret notes that the team is in a ghetto, a voice can be heard offscreen, saying this:
-->"What're you gonna do, stab me?" ''*stab*'' "Guh!"
* Elmyra can tell that Barret is Marlene's father, on the logic that Marlene [[BrickJoke has a gun]] and Barret's arm is a gun.
* Ilfana's last words, according to [[UnreliableNarrator Elm]][[TheStoner yra]]:
-->"But you see, I'm dying... [[spoiler:TO TRY THAT SWEET KUSH!]]"
* Barret concludes that Marlene will be safe with Elmyra, because the latter's environment seems child-friendly. Meanwhile downstairs, Tifa eats a cookie, and [[IntoxicationEnsues hallucinates a unicorn turning into snakes]].
** She later asks if tasting paint is normal when coming down. Cloud and Barret have no intention of telling her that she slobbered on graffiti dicks.
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* In the beginning, right before Barret notes that the team is in a ghetto, a voice can be heard offscreen, saying this:
-->"What're you gonna do, stab me?" ''*stab*'' "Guh!"
* Elmyra can tell that Barret is Marlene's father, on the logic that Marlene [[BrickJoke has a gun]] and Barret's arm is a gun.
* Ilfana's last words, according to [[UnreliableNarrator Elm]][[TheStoner yra]]:
-->"But you see, I'm dying... [[spoiler:TO TRY THAT SWEET KUSH!]]"
* Barret concludes that Marlene will be safe with Elmyra, because the latter's environment seems child-friendly. Meanwhile downstairs, Tifa eats a cookie, and [[IntoxicationEnsues hallucinates a unicorn turning into snakes]].
** She later asks if tasting paint is normal when coming down. Cloud and Barret have no intention of telling her that she slobbered on graffiti dicks.
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--> '''Barret''': Don't fuck up. *Barret walks into Cloud's [[PartyInMyPocket pocket,]] making a weird squishing sound*
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--> '''Barret''': Don't fuck up. *Barret ''*Barret walks into Cloud's [[PartyInMyPocket pocket,]] making a weird squishing sound*sound*''
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-->'''Past!Tifa''': *to her dad's corpse* I can't believe Sephiroth did this to you!
-->'''[[spoiler:Zack]]''': *disappointed* Oh... I guess it was Sephiroth.
-->'''[[spoiler:Zack]]''': *disappointed* Oh... I guess it was Sephiroth.
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-->'''Past!Tifa''': *to ''*to her dad's corpse* corpse*'' I can't believe Sephiroth did this to you!
-->'''[[spoiler:Zack]]''':*disappointed* ''*disappointed*'' Oh... I guess it was Sephiroth.
-->'''[[spoiler:Zack]]''':
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* Then after being sealed in temporarily:
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* Then after being Cloud gets sealed in temporarily:a magic pyramid temporarily, meaning Barret and Tifa can't hear:
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* Then after being sealed in temporarily:
-->'''Cloud''': And let me tell you, they always listen.\\
'''Barret''': We can't hear you.\\
'''Cloud''': What? I can't hear you\\
'''Barret''': We cannot hear you.\\
'''Cloud''': I can't hear you\\
'''Barret''': You are un-audible at the moment.
** And later on, Barret shoots Cloud to get the "magic pyramid" away, after the magic pyramid expires.
-->'''Cloud''': And let me tell you, they always listen.\\
'''Barret''': We can't hear you.\\
'''Cloud''': What? I can't hear you\\
'''Barret''': We cannot hear you.\\
'''Cloud''': I can't hear you\\
'''Barret''': You are un-audible at the moment.
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--> '''Reno:''' (Crying) You destroyed half of my enormous dick!\\
'''Tifa:''' (tries to contain her laughter) Yeah, okay.
'''Tifa:''' (tries to contain her laughter) Yeah, okay.
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* Aerith named the sewer monster [[FluffyTheTerrible Sebastian]], despite Tifa telling her not to while they were killing it.
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* After a VolleyingInsults between Reno and Tifa, Tifa decides to conclude the boss fight by [[GroinAttack punching Reno in the dick.]] Complete with a Mortal Kombat styled x-ray close up showing that Tifa shatters his pelvis.
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--->'''Cloud''': Ha! He ''wishes'' [[ItMakesSenseInContext he was my boyfriend''!\\
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--->'''Cloud''': Ha! He ''wishes'' [[ItMakesSenseInContext he was my boyfriend''!\\boyfriend]]!\\
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** Just before this, we get this exchange between Cloud and Reno.
--->'''Cloud''': Ha! He ''wishes'' [[ItMakesSenseInContext he was my boyfriend''!\\
'''Reno''': Ha! I'd pay good money to see ''you'' in a dress!\\
'''Cloud''': '''Kill him before he talks more!'''
--->'''Cloud''': Ha! He ''wishes'' [[ItMakesSenseInContext he was my boyfriend''!\\
'''Reno''': Ha! I'd pay good money to see ''you'' in a dress!\\
'''Cloud''': '''Kill him before he talks more!'''
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-->'''Barret''': ''(Without prompting)'' Was it [[InsecuritySystem the pinball machine]]?\\
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-->'''Barret''': ''(Without prompting)'' Was it [[InsecuritySystem [[SwissCheeseSecurity the pinball machine]]?\\
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* After the destruction of Sector 7, Barret tearfully wonders if there's any good left in the world. With a soft, kind, heartwarming voice, Tifa tells him how Cloud came to save her from Don Corneo while dressed as a woman, [[MoodWhiplash under the alias]] "[[DoubleEntendre Thunderhead]]." Barret cheers up instantly.
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* Barret loudly wonders how Shinra found out where AVALANCHE is based.
-->'''Barret''': ''(Without prompting)'' Was it [[InsecuritySystem the pinball machine]]?\\
'''Tifa''': It was the pinball machine.\\
'''Barret''': God ''dammit''!
* After the destruction of Sector 7, Barret tearfully wonders if there's any good left in the world. With a soft, kind, heartwarming voice, Tifa tells him how Cloud came to save her from Don Corneo while dressed as a woman, [[MoodWhiplash under the alias]] "[[DoubleEntendre Thunderhead]]." [[NeverLiveItDown Barret cheers upinstantly.instantly]].
-->'''Barret''': ''(Without prompting)'' Was it [[InsecuritySystem the pinball machine]]?\\
'''Tifa''': It was the pinball machine.\\
'''Barret''': God ''dammit''!
* After the destruction of Sector 7, Barret tearfully wonders if there's any good left in the world. With a soft, kind, heartwarming voice, Tifa tells him how Cloud came to save her from Don Corneo while dressed as a woman, [[MoodWhiplash under the alias]] "[[DoubleEntendre Thunderhead]]." [[NeverLiveItDown Barret cheers up
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* Reeve's attempts to dissuade President Shinra from enacting his plan [[{{Metaphorgotten}} don't work out.]]
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* Cloud realizes too late that he needs a fake name in order to complete his disguise. He quickly calls himself "[[AccidentalInnuendo Thunderhead]]."
-->'''Doorguy:''' ...You are gonna [[DoubleEntendre blow]] expectations.
-->'''Doorguy:''' ...You are gonna [[DoubleEntendre blow]] expectations.
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[[folder:Episode 7]]
* Wedge falls of the tower and crash-lands next to the party.
-->'''Cloud:''' Wedge, are you okay?
-->'''Wedge:''' ...NOOO! ''*dies*''
* Biggs has always loved Jessie[[spoiler:'s [[IntelligibleUnintelligible voice]], since he pretends she's giving him a blowjob.]] Jessie's response upon hearing this is to [[spoiler:laugh, since he thinks his dick is big enough for that.]]
* After the destruction of Sector 7, Barret tearfully wonders if there's any good left in the world. With a soft, kind, heartwarming voice, Tifa tells him how Cloud came to save her from Don Corneo while dressed as a woman, [[MoodWhiplash under the alias]] "[[DoubleEntendre Thunderhead]]." Barret cheers up instantly.
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* Wedge falls of the tower and crash-lands next to the party.
-->'''Cloud:''' Wedge, are you okay?
-->'''Wedge:''' ...NOOO! ''*dies*''
* Biggs has always loved Jessie[[spoiler:'s [[IntelligibleUnintelligible voice]], since he pretends she's giving him a blowjob.]] Jessie's response upon hearing this is to [[spoiler:laugh, since he thinks his dick is big enough for that.]]
* After the destruction of Sector 7, Barret tearfully wonders if there's any good left in the world. With a soft, kind, heartwarming voice, Tifa tells him how Cloud came to save her from Don Corneo while dressed as a woman, [[MoodWhiplash under the alias]] "[[DoubleEntendre Thunderhead]]." Barret cheers up instantly.
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-->'''Reno''': *sigh* Waaaay too early for this. Hello Aerith! Remember what we discussed regarding your house?
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-->'''Reno''': *sigh* ''*sigh*'' Waaaay too early for this. Hello Aerith! Remember what we discussed regarding your house?
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* When Cloud learns that Reno is a Turk from Aerith's Aerith and her mother.
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* When hearing about the Turks from Aerith's mother.
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* When hearing about the Turks Cloud learns that Reno is a Turk from Aerith's mother.
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-->'''Tifa''': The rent is cheap, Cloud!
-->'''Tifa''': The rent is cheap, Cloud!
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-->'''Cloud''': ''(Inhales)'' I have a dick.
-->'''Don Corneo''': ''*Gasp*''
-->'''Cloud''': Surprise! I'm a guy!
-->'''Don Corneo''': ''*Gasp*''
-->'''Cloud''': Surprise! I'm a guy!
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** Listening closely reveals that when they begin to fall, Cloud and Tifa are screaming, and Aerith is saying "Wheeeeee!"
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-->'''Aerith:''' [[DeadpanSnarker ...You're pleasant.]]
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-->'''Aerith:''' [[DeadpanSnarker ...[[SarcasmMode ...You're pleasant.]]
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-->'''Tifa:''' [[DeadpanSnarker ...[[SarcasmMode ...She's interesting.]]
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-->'''[[ClingyJealousGirl Aerith:]]''' ''Hiiiiii'' ''Hiiiiii'', you must be Tif-
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* After being told that Cloud is the other "girl" in the room, Tifa takes the next few minutes to crack up.
-->'''Tifa:''' ''*trying not to laugh*'' How did you do the boobs?
-->'''Cloud:''' ...Grapefruits and three bras.
-->''(Tifa fails to not laugh)''
* The subject of Tifa [[AssShove f**king]] [[DirtyOldMan Don Corneo]] comes up.
-->'''Aerith:''' ''*covers her ears*'' Lalalalalalalala, moogles, moogles, moogles, MOOGLES!
-->'''Tifa:''' [[DeadpanSnarker ...She's interesting.]]
* [[RuleOfFunny Of course]], Don Corneo chooses [[AttractiveBentGender Cloud]], even with Tifa somehow expecting otherwise.
* Cloud's attempt to invoke UnsettlingGenderReveal... fails.
-->'''[[DepravedBisexual Don Corneo]]:''' ...Even better!
-->'''Cloud:''' Whaaaaaaa-
** And then Tifa tries to do the same.
-->'''Tifa:''' Hey Don! Fun fact about that grape: It's high in Vitamin D!
-->'''Cloud:''' I-I just told him I'm a guy.
-->'''Tifa:''' Well f**k me sideways! I guess I can't have anything today!
* Tifa demands to know how Corneo knew where AVALANCHE was hiding.
-->'''Don Corneo:''' [[BrickJoke Well, there was a pinball machine in a bar my agent went to-]]
-->'''Tifa:''' ''*exasperated*'' Say no more.
* Corneo's parting line:
-->'''Don Corneo:''' ''*to Cloud*'' Do you think you could ever... fall for me?
-->'''Cloud:''' Uh, no.
-->''(Corneo pulls a lever, causing Cloud, Tifa, and Aerith to [[IncrediblyLamePun fall]] though a trapdoor)''
-->'''Tifa:''' ''*trying not to laugh*'' How did you do the boobs?
-->'''Cloud:''' ...Grapefruits and three bras.
-->''(Tifa fails to not laugh)''
* The subject of Tifa [[AssShove f**king]] [[DirtyOldMan Don Corneo]] comes up.
-->'''Aerith:''' ''*covers her ears*'' Lalalalalalalala, moogles, moogles, moogles, MOOGLES!
-->'''Tifa:''' [[DeadpanSnarker ...She's interesting.]]
* [[RuleOfFunny Of course]], Don Corneo chooses [[AttractiveBentGender Cloud]], even with Tifa somehow expecting otherwise.
* Cloud's attempt to invoke UnsettlingGenderReveal... fails.
-->'''[[DepravedBisexual Don Corneo]]:''' ...Even better!
-->'''Cloud:''' Whaaaaaaa-
** And then Tifa tries to do the same.
-->'''Tifa:''' Hey Don! Fun fact about that grape: It's high in Vitamin D!
-->'''Cloud:''' I-I just told him I'm a guy.
-->'''Tifa:''' Well f**k me sideways! I guess I can't have anything today!
* Tifa demands to know how Corneo knew where AVALANCHE was hiding.
-->'''Don Corneo:''' [[BrickJoke Well, there was a pinball machine in a bar my agent went to-]]
-->'''Tifa:''' ''*exasperated*'' Say no more.
* Corneo's parting line:
-->'''Don Corneo:''' ''*to Cloud*'' Do you think you could ever... fall for me?
-->'''Cloud:''' Uh, no.
-->''(Corneo pulls a lever, causing Cloud, Tifa, and Aerith to [[IncrediblyLamePun fall]] though a trapdoor)''
