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* The RunningGag of the drugstore owner exasperatedly reaffirming that yes, he ''only'' sells drugs, and not what Cloud and Aerith need.


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[[folder:Episode 6]]
* Cloud's joy from the last episode is short-lived, because as it turns out, the majority of the strippers are male.
-->'''Cloud:''' [[BrainBleach One drugs please.]]
-->'''Drugstore owner:''' [[BrickJoke My man!]] ''*winks*''
** Cloud then spends the next two hours high as balls in the changing room.
* Tifa and Aerith meet:
-->'''[[ClingyJealousGirl Aerith:]]''' ''Hiiiiii'' you must be Tif-
-->'''Tifa:''' Oh thank god. Uh, I'll take a double shot of whiskey on the rocks. Loooong day.
-->'''Aerith:''' Oh, I'm not a waitress; me and Cloud are here to rescue you!
-->'''Tifa:''' ''*excited*'' Wait, Cloud?! He's alive?!
-->'''Aerith:''' Mmm-hmm! We snuck in to rescue you! It all started when he fell from heaven-
-->'''Tifa:''' Honey, honey; I'm gonna need you to focus the f**k up and tell me where Cloud is.
-->'''Aerith:''' [[DeadpanSnarker ...You're pleasant.]]
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-->'''Aerith''': ''[[SarcasmMode Lovely]]''.
* And talking to the guard about whether she'd gone inside gets him nowhere, until...
-->'''Cloud''': ...[[BuxomIsBetter Enormous tits]] and probably insulted you?\\
'''Guard''': Oh-ho yeah, her!
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* When Cloud tries to stay in the basement, Tifa gives a scary threat that even Barret has a problem with:

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* When Cloud tries to stay in the basement, Tifa gives [[AssShove a scary threat threat]] that even Barret [[EveryoneHasStandards has a problem with:with]]:



-->'''Tifa''': [[AssShove SHOULDER!]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis DEEP! CLOUD!]]

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-->'''Tifa''': [[AssShove SHOULDER!]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis SHOULDER! DEEP! CLOUD!]]
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-->'''Cloud:''' ''(holding back laughter)'' Yeah, okay, anyways...
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* The pure joy Cloud has when he learns that he gets to go to a stripclub.
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* Cloud wonders about the skimpy blue dress Tifa was wearing, because she's usually wearing ''less''.
* The rescue mission begins:
-->'''Cloud:''' Aerith, it would appear to me that Tifa has been kidnapped by a mafia leader with the intention to give her... the sex.
-->'''Aerith:''' Oh no, she can't do that til she's married!
* Aerith convinces Cloud to to crossdress by telling him that not only would he save Tifa, he'd be better looking than her while doing it.
-->'''Aerith:''' Stay right here mister doorman! I'll be bringing my blonde friend!
-->'''Doorguy:''' Well if she's at least half as pretty as your guy friend over there...
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** And after the broadcast:
-->'''Cloud''': ...Now, I know we all made a couple of mistakes.
--> '''Barret''': [[SuddenlyShouting I'LL KILL HIM]] (Being held back by Biggs) TIFA I'M SORRY BUT I'M KILLING HIM! I'M GOING TO RIP OUT HIS SPIKY HAIR AND STAB HIM WITH IT! MARLENE CLOSE YOUR EYES! (Punches Biggs)
-->'''Marlene''': Haha Biggs flew!
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-->'''Reno''': ''(As Cloud's foot [[FailedASpotCheck dangles above his head]])'' So what you're saying is... because of the awful falafel, I became unlawfully awful?

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* When Cloud tries to stay in the basement, she gives a scary threat that even Barret has a problem with:

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* When Cloud tries to stay in the basement, she Tifa gives a scary threat that even Barret has a problem with:


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-->'''Tifa''': [[AssShove SHOULDER!]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis DEEP! CLOUD!]]
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* When hearing about the Turks from Aerith's mother.
-->'''Cloud''': And...the Turks work for SHINRA. Blank. *running* [[ClusterFBomb FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!]]
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* When renaming Aerith, the cursor can't decide between "Aeris" or "Aerith."

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* When renaming Aerith, [[SpellMyNameWithAnS the cursor can't decide between "Aeris" or "Aerith.""Aerith"]].
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-->'''Aerith:''' ''(voice trembling with suppressed emotions)'' Ohhh, your friend... is a girl... how ''quaint''.

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-->'''Aerith:''' ''(voice ''*voice trembling with suppressed emotions)'' emotions*'' Ohhh, your friend... is a girl... how ''quaint''.
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-->'''[[spoiler:Zack]]''': *disapointed* Oh... I guess it was Sephiroth.

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-->'''[[spoiler:Zack]]''': *disapointed* *disappointed* Oh... I guess it was Sephiroth.

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* The Voice/[[spoiler:Zack]] calling Cloud [[HoYay "cutie"]] in the most deadpan manner possible. Granted, it was because he was hearing Aerith call him a cutie, but one can't help but wonder if [[spoiler:Zack]] was trying to mess with Cloud.



-->'''Aerith!"': ''*gasp*'' Let's go find you a house!

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-->'''Aerith!"': -->'''Aerith!''': ''*gasp*'' Let's go find you a house!


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* For most of the video, Aerith is sweet; she's TheDitz and a CloudCuckoolander (and probably TheStoner too), but sweet. Then Cloud happens to spot Tifa...
-->'''Aerith:''' ''(voice trembling with suppressed emotions)'' Ohhh, your friend... is a girl... how ''quaint''.
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* Cloud wakes up in Aerith's church.
-->'''Cloud''': Ohhhh....I feel like I got hit by a car!
-->'''Aerith''': Cars are for the road silly! You fell through the roof! But don't worry, my flowers broke your fall!
-->''*Cloud coughs up blood*''
-->'''Cloud''': No they didn't.
* When renaming Aerith, the cursor can't decide between "Aeris" or "Aerith."
* When Aerith muses that [[TemptingFate Cloud's friends must be worried about him]]:
-->'''Barret''': Well! I guess Cloud's dead. Guess we all owe Biggs ten bucks.
-->'''Biggs''': Yes! ''*everyone else grumbles*''
* When Aerith suggests Cloud meet one of her friends, Cloud says he doesn't think he has the fortitude to. Aerith completely misunderstands what this means.
-->'''Aerith''': Hi Mr. Reno! Do you like building forts?
-->'''Reno''': *sigh* Waaaay too early for this. Hello Aerith! Remember what we discussed regarding your house?
-->'''Aerith''': Never leave it!
-->'''Reno''': And where are you right now?
-->'''Aerith''': Hahaha! I'm in the church!
-->'''Reno''': Ha that's right! Looks like we're gonna need to take you back!
-->'''Aerith''': Awww, you're such a responsible person!
-->'''Reno''': Well I have to be when you keep breakin' the fuckin' rules!
-->'''Aerith''': And so assertive!
* Rude sent soldiers to babysit Reno after [[NoodleIncident something involving a falafel stand]].
* When Aerith asks Cloud if he's going to his house, Cloud admits he doesn't have one.
-->'''Aerith!"': ''*gasp*'' Let's go find you a house!
-->'''Cloud''': Nonono! ...I feel like I'm losing control of my life. Well, who knows? Maybe she'll actually find me a--
-->''*SmashCut to Aerith sitting on the playground*''
-->'''Aerith''': It's perfect!
-->'''Cloud''': ...Yay....It's got everything a livable house needs. A sandbox, a ladder, aaaaaand a slide. The basic amenities.
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** And once they're confronted, we get this.
--->'''Barret''': Oh ''good job'', Barret, the spiky-haired blonde leader of AVALANCE leading us in the wrong direction and shit!\\
'''Cloud''': ''Wow'', just fuckin' [[TheScapegoat back the bus over me]], why don't ya?
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-->'''Barret''': ''Damn'' girl! Shootin' for the stars! Y'know, cuz of the hair. There's just so much to grab onto.

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-->'''Barret''': ''Damn'' girl! Shootin' for the stars! Y'know, cuz of the hair. [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike There's just so much to grab onto.onto]].

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* Tifa persuades Cloud to stay:
-->'''Tifa''': 'Kay, so you got two options! A, you can take your chances at walking around as a fugitive ''alone'', with the possibility of getting arrested and sharing a cell with some ''very'' intimate roommates, or B, you can pull your balls out of your fanny pack and join AVALANCHE!
-->'''Wedge''': Hey guys! My gun wasn't even loaded for the whole mission! We would'a got fucked royal! Hahaha!
-->'''Cloud''': *weeps*
-->'''Tifa''': Let's be honest, Cloud. You in prison? I mean...just look at you, you look like the oasis to some very '''very''' thirsty travelers.
-->'''Cloud''': That metaphor makes me uncomfortable...
-->'''Tifa''': And your hair! There's just...so much to grab onto.
-->'''Cloud''': *weeps*
-->'''Tifa''': Four men. *dramatic chord* ''At a minimum''. *dramatic chord* In ''any'' position.
-->'''Cloud''': *shrieks* Alright! Alright! Fine! Whatever, I'm in AVALANCHE!
-->'''Tifa''': Aw, thanks Cloud. You're ''really'' doing me a solid here bro.
-->'''Cloud''': *groan*
-->'''Wedge''': Hey guys! I got my gun loaded! *bang*
-->'''Barret''': Wedge, ya potato-named asshole! You shot the pinball machine!
-->'''Tifa''': You know this really reminds me of back home. Remember when I used trick you into doing things for me that'd jeopardize your future and wellbeing? *giggles*
-->'''Cloud''': Yep. Just like old times.

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* Tifa [[PrisonRape persuades Cloud to stay:
-->'''Tifa''': 'Kay, so you got two options! A, you can take your chances at walking around as a fugitive ''alone'', with the possibility of getting arrested and sharing a cell with some ''very'' intimate roommates, or B, you can pull your balls out of your fanny pack and join AVALANCHE!
-->'''Wedge''': Hey guys! My gun wasn't even loaded for the whole mission! We would'a got fucked royal! Hahaha!
-->'''Cloud''': *weeps*
-->'''Tifa''': Let's be honest, Cloud. You in prison? I mean...just look at you, you look like the oasis to some very '''very''' thirsty travelers.
-->'''Cloud''': That metaphor makes me uncomfortable...
-->'''Tifa''': And your hair! There's just...so much to grab onto.
-->'''Cloud''': *weeps*
-->'''Tifa''': Four men. *dramatic chord* ''At a minimum''. *dramatic chord* In ''any'' position.
-->'''Cloud''': *shrieks* Alright! Alright! Fine! Whatever, I'm in AVALANCHE!
-->'''Tifa''': Aw, thanks Cloud. You're ''really'' doing me a solid here bro.
-->'''Cloud''': *groan*
-->'''Wedge''': Hey guys! I got my gun loaded! *bang*
-->'''Barret''': Wedge, ya potato-named asshole! You shot the pinball machine!
-->'''Tifa''': You know this really reminds me of back home. Remember when I used trick you into doing things for me that'd jeopardize your future and wellbeing? *giggles*
-->'''Cloud''': Yep. Just like old times.
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** Right after that bit:
-->'''Cloud''': A long time ago, you guys pushed your morality out the side of a car on a busy street, didn't you?
-->'''Tifa''': Cloud, stop being a pussy and come blow up private property with us.
-->'''Cloud''': See? You're saying that so casually!
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-->'''Cloud''': Can you do me a solid, and GO F*#$ *explosion* YOURSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELF!?

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-->'''Cloud''': [[BorrowedCatchPhrase Can you do me a solid, solid]], and GO F*#$ *explosion* YOURSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELF!?
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-->'''Present!Cloud''': Curse you twelve year old Cloud, you know damn well you [[MaleGaze weren't looking]] [[MostCommonSuperpower at her eyes!]]

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-->'''Present!Cloud''': Curse you twelve year old Cloud, you know damn well you [[MaleGaze weren't looking]] [[MostCommonSuperpower [[IHaveBoobsYouMustObey at her eyes!]]
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--->'''Cloud''': Tifa! Tifa!
--->'''Tifa''': What, Cloud, what!?
--->'''Cloud''': Can you do me a solid, and GO F*#$ *explosion* YOURSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELF!?

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--->'''Cloud''': -->'''Cloud''': Tifa! Tifa!
--->'''Tifa''': -->'''Tifa''': What, Cloud, what!?
--->'''Cloud''': -->'''Cloud''': Can you do me a solid, and GO F*#$ *explosion* YOURSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELF!?
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* Cloud's DyingDeclarationOfHatred to Tifa before he falls off the catwalk.

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* Cloud's DyingDeclarationOfHatred DyingDeclarationOfHate to Tifa before he falls off the catwalk.
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* Cloud's DyingDeclarationOfHatred to Tifa before he falls off the catwalk.
--->'''Cloud''': Tifa! Tifa!
--->'''Tifa''': What, Cloud, what!?
--->'''Cloud''': Can you do me a solid, and GO F*#$ *explosion* YOURSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELF!?

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* Barret comments how it is basically the same(giant killer robot) while Cloud and Tifa attack it without any plan.

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* Barret comments how it is basically the same(giant same (giant killer robot) while Cloud and Tifa attack it without any plan.plan.
** And when Barret does tell them they need to come up with a plan to defeat it, Cloud does this
-->'''Cloud''': [[CallingYourAttacks SOLDIER BOLT!]]
-->'''Barret''': (Whispering) I can't believe you named it...
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-->'''Present!Cloud''': Curse you, twelve year old Cloud, you know damn well you [[MaleGaze weren't looking]] [[MostCommonSuperpower at her eyes!]]

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-->'''Present!Cloud''': Curse you, you twelve year old Cloud, you know damn well you [[MaleGaze weren't looking]] [[MostCommonSuperpower at her eyes!]]



* A person on the train sits, then gets scared at Barret going towards him. And then [[TooDumbToLive he asks how can someone be a parent with a gun for a hand.]] Next scene, they are outside of the train, and Barret is apologizing on what happened at the train.

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* A person on the train sits, then gets scared at Barret going towards him. And then [[TooDumbToLive he asks how can someone be a parent with a gun for a hand.]] Next scene, they are outside of the train, said gun for a hand is covered in blood (and dripping!), and Barret is apologizing on what happened at the train.
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* When Tifa is forcing Cloud to apologize:
-->'''Tifa''': Did you fuck up?
-->'''Cloud''': ...What even ''is'' fucking up?



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* Cloud gives himself a pep-talk and says he will survive this, 12 hours later, he falls off from the Mako Reactor explosion, then it goes back to 12 hours earlier.

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* While Cloud gives himself a pep-talk and says he will survive this, being stuck with AVALANCHE, it cuts to 12 hours later, later when he falls off the bridge from the Mako Reactor explosion, then explosion. Then it goes back to 12 hours earlier.earlier, where Cloud is assuring himself that [[TemptingFate nothing will bring him down]].
* Cloud remembers when he and Tifa first met:
-->'''Past!Tifa''': Hi, I'm Tifa! Wanna do me a solid?
-->'''Past!Cloud''': Your eyes are pretty.
-->'''Present!Cloud''': Curse you, twelve year old Cloud, you know damn well you [[MaleGaze weren't looking]] [[MostCommonSuperpower at her eyes!]]



* At the bar:

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* At Tifa and Barret leave Marlene in charge of the Seventh Heaven, in the worst way possible:
-->'''Cloud''': You're putting an eight year old in charge of this place?
-->'''Barret''': Don't worry, she'll be safe! [[HarmfulToMinors I gave her a gun]].
-->'''Cloud''': [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh my god]], that's like, the complete opposite of safe!
-->'''Tifa''': Don't worry Cloud, [[ViolationOfCommonSense it's loaded]]! We're not idiots.
** Later, at
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-->'''Marlene''': *clicking sound* Aren't you a little too old to be asking stupid questions?

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-->'''Marlene''': *clicking sound* *gun cocking* Aren't you a little too old to be asking stupid questions?questions?
* [[spoiler:Zack]] tries to have fun with Cloud's lack of memories:
-->'''[[spoiler:Zack]]''': Hey Cloud... remember when Tifa's dad died from mysterious circumstances?
-->'''Past!Tifa''': *to her dad's corpse* I can't believe Sephiroth did this to you!
-->'''[[spoiler:Zack]]''': *disapointed* Oh... I guess it was Sephiroth.
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