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* "Your metal dick is mine, motherfucker!"
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* Tifa forgot the map
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* Tifa forgot the mapmap.
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* A person on the train sits, then gets scared at Barret going towards him. And then [[TooDumbToLive he asks how can someone be a parent with a gun for a hand.]] Next scene, they are outside of the train, and Barret is apologizing on what happened at the train.
* At the bar:
-->'''Patron''': Excuse me, aren't you a little too young to be working in a bar?
-->'''Marlene''': *clicking sound* Aren't you a little too old to be asking stupid questions?
* After planting the bomb and setting the timer, its set to 10 minutes.
-->'''Cloud''': Oh, that was easy.
-->'''Barret''': No shit!
* Tifa forgot the map
* Barret comments how it is basically the same(giant killer robot) while Cloud and Tifa attack it without any plan.
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* At the bar:
-->'''Patron''': Excuse me, aren't you a little too young to be working in a bar?
-->'''Marlene''': *clicking sound* Aren't you a little too old to be asking stupid questions?
* After planting the bomb and setting the timer, its set to 10 minutes.
-->'''Cloud''': Oh, that was easy.
-->'''Barret''': No shit!
* Tifa forgot the map
* Barret comments how it is basically the same(giant killer robot) while Cloud and Tifa attack it without any plan.
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* Cloud gives himself a pep-talk and says he will survive this, 12 hours later, he falls off from the Mako Reactor explosion, then it goes back to 12 hours earlier.
* Tifa says only press the timer once.
* When Cloud tries to stay in the basement, she gives a scary threat that even Barret has a problem with:
-->'''Cloud''': (After hearing Tifa's threat) What-
-->'''Barret''': the fuck?
* On the train, AVALANCHE is looking suspicious, they immediately scatter.
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-->'''Voice[[spoiler:Zack]]''': Hey uhhh hey Cloud...? Don't do that whole planting the bomb thing... That's a bad.
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* Thanks to Cloud, Shinra knows a lot more about AVALANCHE.
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* Thanks to Cloud, Shinra knows a lot more about AVALANCHE. They made a police sketch of him, AKA badly drawn stick with Cloud's AnimeHair, which, as Barret points out, is enough to recognize him anyway.
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-->'''Voice''': Hey uhhh hey Cloud...? Don't do that whole planting the bomb thing... That's a bad.
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-->'''Voice''': Well I ''could'' tell you......bye.
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--> '''*Cloud "attacks" the robot, [[EpicFail making a clink sound and doing 40 damage.]]*'''
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--> '''*Cloud ''*Cloud "attacks" the robot, [[EpicFail making a clink sound and doing 40 damage.]]*''']]*''
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** '''Then after the 2nd attack'''
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** '''Then Then after the 2nd attack'''attack
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--> '''Barret''': Right now, that fact is scarin' me, and these robots, they can literally sense fear. *Being scanned* There, you see that? It knows I'm afraid.
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--> '''Barret''': Right now, that fact is scarin' me, and these robots, they can literally sense fear. *Being scanned* ''*Being scanned*'' There, you see that? It knows I'm afraid.afraid.
** When Cloud uses [[ShockAndAwe Bolt]] to defeat the robot:
--> '''Cloud''': Wow! Who would've thought lightning could hurt a robot!
--> '''Barret''': ANYONE! EVERYONE WOULD THINK TO DO THAT!
** When Cloud uses [[ShockAndAwe Bolt]] to defeat the robot:
--> '''Cloud''': Wow! Who would've thought lightning could hurt a robot!
--> '''Barret''': ANYONE! EVERYONE WOULD THINK TO DO THAT!
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-->'''Voice''': Well I could tell you......bye.
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-->'''Voice''': Well I could ''could'' tell you......bye.
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* "Blondie fucked up"
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* "Blondie fucked up"[[SoundEffectBleep fucked]] up!"
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* "Don't fuck up"
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* "Don't fuck up"[[SoundEffectBleep fuck]] up."
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-->'''Barret''': Watch it with that, asshole! You shot the pinball machine!
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-->'''Barret''': Watch it with that, Wedge, ya potato-named asshole! You shot the pinball machine!
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** Later...
--->'''Jessie''': OH MY GOD I GOT IT!
--->'''Biggs''': Jessie, was the [[BackAlleyDoctor alley-dentist]] ''really'' worth what you saved?
*** Still later...
---->'''Jessie''': Alright, I'll be on guard while you carry the bomb.\\
'''Cloud''': 'kay, I don't know you well, but those guys are right, you ''reeeeeally'' need to get that checked out!\\
'''Jessie''': GET WHAT CHECKED OUT?!
--->'''Jessie''': OH MY GOD I GOT IT!
--->'''Biggs''': Jessie, was the [[BackAlleyDoctor alley-dentist]] ''really'' worth what you saved?
*** Still later...
---->'''Jessie''': Alright, I'll be on guard while you carry the bomb.\\
'''Cloud''': 'kay, I don't know you well, but those guys are right, you ''reeeeeally'' need to get that checked out!\\
'''Jessie''': GET WHAT CHECKED OUT?!
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-->'''Cloud''': No, those are "[[VideoGame/FinalFantasy8 Squalls]]", and [[TakeThat no one likes those]].
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-->'''Cloud''': No, those are "[[VideoGame/FinalFantasy8 "[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII Squalls]]", and [[TakeThat no one likes those]].
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-->'''Cloud''': Speaking of titties, when I gt back, [[BoobsOfSteel Tifa]] and I are going to have a ''serious'' convers-''(gibberish as he passes out)''
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-->'''Cloud''': Speaking of titties, when I gt get back, [[BoobsOfSteel Tifa]] and I are going to have a ''serious'' convers-''(gibberish as he passes out)''
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* The mysterious voice:
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* Barret saying that after setting the bomb, they'll [[{{Gainaxing}} bounce like titties]].
-->'''Cloud''': Speaking of titties, when I gt back, [[BoobsOfSteel Tifa]] and I are going to have a ''serious'' convers-''(gibberish as he passes out)''
** The mysterious voice:
-->'''Cloud''': Speaking of titties, when I gt back, [[BoobsOfSteel Tifa]] and I are going to have a ''serious'' convers-''(gibberish as he passes out)''
** The mysterious voice:
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* Upon hearing [[WhoNamesTheirKidDude Cloud's name]], Barrett asks if he's called that because he rains on everyone's parade.
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* Upon hearing [[WhoNamesTheirKidDude Cloud's name]], Barrett Barret asks if he's called that because he rains on everyone's parade.
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-->'''Cloud''': No, those are "[[VideoGame/FinalFantasy8 Squalls]]", and [[TakeThat nobody likes those]].
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-->'''Cloud''': No, those are "[[VideoGame/FinalFantasy8 Squalls]]", and [[TakeThat nobody no one likes those]].
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* Upon hearing [[WhoNamesTheirKidDude Cloud's name]], Barrett asks if he's called that because he rains on everyone's parade.
-->'''Cloud''': No, those are "[[VideoGame/FinalFantasy8 Squalls]]", and [[TakeThat nobody likes those]].
-->'''Cloud''': No, those are "[[VideoGame/FinalFantasy8 Squalls]]", and [[TakeThat nobody likes those]].
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-->'''Cloud''': I GET IT!
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-->'''Cloud''': I GET IT!IT!
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--> '''Barret''': *deep breath, then growling angrily*
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--> '''Barret''': [[TranquilFury *deep breath, then growling breath*]]
--> '''[[FromBadToWorse The timer starts counting]]'''
--> '''Barret''': *growling angrily*
--> '''[[FromBadToWorse The timer starts counting]]'''
--> '''Barret''': *growling angrily*
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-->''Cloud'': *groan*
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-->'''Barret'': ''Damn'' girl! Shootin' for the stars! Y'know, cuz of the hair. There's just so much to grab onto.
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* Everybody makes it out of the exploding reactor relatively unscathed, except for...
--> '''Wedge''': MY ASS!!! Pooping will now be a trial!
--> '''Wedge''': MY ASS!!! Pooping will now be a trial!
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* Thanks to Cloud, Shinra knows a lot more about AVALANCHE.
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* The hideout isn't exactly the Fortress of Solitude:
-->'''Cloud''': Y'know anyone can get down here, right? Like, anyone who wants to play pinball?
-->'''Biggs''': Hahaha yeah, that's how Wedge joined.
-->'''Wedge''': Hahaha! Oh fuck me I saw too much.
* Thanks to Cloud, Shinra knows a lot more aboutAVALANCHE.AVALANCHE.
* Tifa persuades Cloud to stay:
-->'''Tifa''': 'Kay, so you got two options! A, you can take your chances at walking around as a fugitive ''alone'', with the possibility of getting arrested and sharing a cell with some ''very'' intimate roommates, or B, you can pull your balls out of your fanny pack and join AVALANCHE!
-->'''Wedge''': Hey guys! My gun wasn't even loaded for the whole mission! We would'a got fucked royal! Hahaha!
-->'''Cloud''': *weeps*
-->'''Tifa''': Let's be honest, Cloud. You in prison? I mean...just look at you, you look like the oasis to some very '''very''' thirsty travelers.
-->'''Cloud''': That metaphor makes me uncomfortable...
-->'''Tifa''': And your hair! There's just...so much to grab onto.
-->'''Cloud''': *weeps*
-->'''Tifa''': Four men. *dramatic chord* ''At a minimum''. *dramatic chord* In ''any'' position.
-->'''Cloud''': *shrieks* Alright! Alright! Fine! Whatever, I'm in AVALANCHE!
-->'''Tifa''': Aw, thanks Cloud. You're ''really'' doing me a solid here bro.
-->''Cloud'': *groan*
-->'''Wedge''': Hey guys! I got my gun loaded! *bang*
-->'''Barret''': Watch it with that, asshole! You shot the pinball machine!
-->'''Tifa''': You know this really reminds me of back home. Remember when I used trick you into doing things for me that'd jeopardize your future and wellbeing? *giggles*
-->'''Cloud''': Yep. Just like old times.
-->'''Barret''': You told blondie what'll happen if he gets caught right?
-->'''Tifa''': Four dudes.
-->'''Barret'': ''Damn'' girl! Shootin' for the stars! Y'know, cuz of the hair. There's just so much to grab onto.
-->'''Cloud''': I GET IT!
-->'''Cloud''': Y'know anyone can get down here, right? Like, anyone who wants to play pinball?
-->'''Biggs''': Hahaha yeah, that's how Wedge joined.
-->'''Wedge''': Hahaha! Oh fuck me I saw too much.
* Thanks to Cloud, Shinra knows a lot more about
* Tifa persuades Cloud to stay:
-->'''Tifa''': 'Kay, so you got two options! A, you can take your chances at walking around as a fugitive ''alone'', with the possibility of getting arrested and sharing a cell with some ''very'' intimate roommates, or B, you can pull your balls out of your fanny pack and join AVALANCHE!
-->'''Wedge''': Hey guys! My gun wasn't even loaded for the whole mission! We would'a got fucked royal! Hahaha!
-->'''Cloud''': *weeps*
-->'''Tifa''': Let's be honest, Cloud. You in prison? I mean...just look at you, you look like the oasis to some very '''very''' thirsty travelers.
-->'''Cloud''': That metaphor makes me uncomfortable...
-->'''Tifa''': And your hair! There's just...so much to grab onto.
-->'''Cloud''': *weeps*
-->'''Tifa''': Four men. *dramatic chord* ''At a minimum''. *dramatic chord* In ''any'' position.
-->'''Cloud''': *shrieks* Alright! Alright! Fine! Whatever, I'm in AVALANCHE!
-->'''Tifa''': Aw, thanks Cloud. You're ''really'' doing me a solid here bro.
-->''Cloud'': *groan*
-->'''Wedge''': Hey guys! I got my gun loaded! *bang*
-->'''Barret''': Watch it with that, asshole! You shot the pinball machine!
-->'''Tifa''': You know this really reminds me of back home. Remember when I used trick you into doing things for me that'd jeopardize your future and wellbeing? *giggles*
-->'''Cloud''': Yep. Just like old times.
-->'''Barret''': You told blondie what'll happen if he gets caught right?
-->'''Tifa''': Four dudes.
-->'''Barret'': ''Damn'' girl! Shootin' for the stars! Y'know, cuz of the hair. There's just so much to grab onto.
-->'''Cloud''': I GET IT!
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--> '''Barret''': I'm gonna be your spirit animal, giving you advice. Ask me what should you do.
--> '''Cloud''': What should I...
--> '''Cloud''': What should I...
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-->'''Barret''': And guess who's planting the bomb?
-->'''Cloud''': Ugh...Me.
-->'''Barret''': And guess who's coming with you?
-->'''Cloud''': Ohhhhhh.....you......
--> '''Barret''': Da's right! I'm gonna be like your spirit animal, giving you advice. Ask me what should you do.
--> '''Cloud''':What Spirit animal, what should I...
-->'''Cloud''': Ugh...Me.
-->'''Barret''': And guess who's coming with you?
-->'''Cloud''': Ohhhhhh.....you......
--> '''Barret''': Da's right! I'm gonna be like your spirit animal, giving you advice. Ask me what should you do.
--> '''Cloud''':
* The mysterious voice:
-->'''Voice''': Hey uhhh hey Cloud...? Don't do that whole planting the bomb thing... That's a bad.
-->'''Cloud''': WWHY...WHO...ARE...YOU?!Zztsbssbtzz
-->'''Voice''': Well I could tell you......bye.
-->'''Voice''': Hey uhhh hey Cloud...? Don't do that whole planting the bomb thing... That's a bad.
-->'''Cloud''': WWHY...WHO...ARE...YOU?!Zztsbssbtzz
-->'''Voice''': Well I could tell you......bye.
-->'''Barret''': Did you fuck up?!
-->'''Cloud''': I...might have fucked up, yes.
-->'''Cloud''': I...might have fucked up, yes.
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--> '''Cloud''': Time to cut this bucket of bolts to sides.
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--> '''Cloud''': Time to cut this bucket of bolts to sides.size.
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--> '''Barret''': Right now, that fact scares me, and these robots, literally can sense fear. *Being scanned* There, you see that? It knows I'm afraid.
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--> '''Barret''': Right now, that fact scares is scarin' me, and these robots, they can literally can sense fear. *Being scanned* There, you see that? It knows I'm afraid.
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-->'''Barret''': Now insert the wires.
-->'''Cloud''': I know!
-->'''Barret''': Make sure the charges are set.
-->'''Cloud''': I know!
-->'''Barret''': Now, set the timer.
-->'''Cloud''': I don't need you micromanaging me okay?
-->'''Barret''': Oh really?! Because after the events of today, I would have to respectfully disagree! Now set the timer.
-->'''Cloud''': I know what I'm doing!
-->'''Barret''': That is an opinion you are having! Now set it to ten minutes!
-->'''Cloud''': Fine!
-->'''Cloud''': I know!
-->'''Barret''': Make sure the charges are set.
-->'''Cloud''': I know!
-->'''Barret''': Now, set the timer.
-->'''Cloud''': I don't need you micromanaging me okay?
-->'''Barret''': Oh really?! Because after the events of today, I would have to respectfully disagree! Now set the timer.
-->'''Cloud''': I know what I'm doing!
-->'''Barret''': That is an opinion you are having! Now set it to ten minutes!
-->'''Cloud''': Fine!
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** Immediately after, Wedge wonders how pissed Cloud would be if he makes it. [[TemptingFate Right on cue,]] Cloud jumps through the window of the train they're in and informs them that he made it.
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* During the escape sequence:
--> '''Jessie''': [[IntelligibleUnintelligible HEGH MEH! MAH FAH IIH SUH!]] ([[HelpImStuck Help me! My foot is stuck!]])''
--> '''Cloud''': I DON'T CARE IF YOU WANNA F[[SoundEffectBleep **]]K! WE GOTTA GO!''
--> '''Jessie [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros jumps over him]].'''
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--> '''Cloud''': [[BigWhat WHAT?!]]
--> '''Jessie''': [[IntelligibleUnintelligible HEGH MEH! MAH FAH IIH SUH!]] ([[HelpImStuck Help me! My foot is stuck!]])''
--> '''Cloud''': I DON'T CARE IF YOU WANNA F[[SoundEffectBleep **]]K! WE GOTTA GO!''
--> '''Jessie [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros jumps over him]].'''
--> {{Beat}}
--> '''Cloud''': [[BigWhat WHAT?!]]
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-->'''RandomGuard''': Isn't there usually a conductor or something?
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--> '''Barret''': Don't fuck up.
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--> '''Barret''': Don't fuck up. *Barret walks into Cloud's [[PartyInMyPocket pocket,]] making a weird squishing sound*
--> '''Cloud''': Ah, gross!
--> '''Cloud''': Ah, gross!
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-->'''RandomGuard''': Isn't there usually a conductor or something?
-->'''Biggs''': AVALANCHE!! CQC!!
-->'''[[IntelligibleUnintelligible Jessie]]''': AVALANCHE!! CQC!!
-->'''Wedge''': Jessie, did the dentist give you a root canal or a punch to the face?
-->'''Biggs''': AVALANCHE!! CQC!!
-->'''[[IntelligibleUnintelligible Jessie]]''': AVALANCHE!! CQC!!
-->'''Wedge''': Jessie, did the dentist give you a root canal or a punch to the face?
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--> *Cloud "attacks" the robot, [[EpicFail making a clink sound and doing 40 damage.]]*
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--> *Cloud '''*Cloud "attacks" the robot, [[EpicFail making a clink sound and doing 40 damage.]]*]]*'''
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** Then '''Then after the 2nd attackattack'''
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* "Blondie fucked up"up"
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* Barret doesn't think Cloud will be okay, on account that he pisses people off easily.
* Barret tells how to handle people there in the bar
--> '''Barret''': The key is to politely, and calmly, tell them to
--> '''*At the bar*'''
--> '''Barret''': GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY BAR! THE HELL YOU DOING BUYING DRINKS AT MY BAR FOR? GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE! WHAT YOU THINK THIS IS, A PLACE OF BUSINESS?
* Cloud tries to get into the bar:
--> '''Cloud''': I've had a really bad day.
--> '''Barret''': Oh did you? Did your plans go awry when someone fucked up?
--> '''Cloud''': Thanks to Tifa, yes.
--> '''*Beat*'''
--> '''Barret''': Fair 'nuff, get in.
* Thanks to Cloud, Shinra knows a lot more about AVALANCHE.
[[AC:Episode 2]]
* Barret doesn't think Cloud will be okay, on account that he pisses people off easily.
* Barret tells how to handle people there in the bar
--> '''Barret''': The key is to politely, and calmly, tell them to
--> '''*At the bar*'''
--> '''Barret''': GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY BAR! THE HELL YOU DOING BUYING DRINKS AT MY BAR FOR? GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE! WHAT YOU THINK THIS IS, A PLACE OF BUSINESS?
* Cloud tries to get into the bar:
--> '''Cloud''': I've had a really bad day.
--> '''Barret''': Oh did you? Did your plans go awry when someone fucked up?
--> '''Cloud''': Thanks to Tifa, yes.
--> '''*Beat*'''
--> '''Barret''': Fair 'nuff, get in.
* Thanks to Cloud, Shinra knows a lot more about AVALANCHE.
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* The train comes by, with no conductor, then AVALANCHE attacks.
* Cloud tries to explain what happened to the guards at the train, but the remaining guards shoot, interrupting him.
* "Don't fuck up"
* Their plan to get revenge on Shinra with the Mako Reactor? "We're gonna blow this motherfucka up"
* The spirit animal:
--> '''Barret''': I'm gonna be your spirit animal, giving you advice. Ask me what should you do.
--> '''Cloud''': What should I...
--> '''Barret''': Don't fuck up.
* After explaining about the "not blowing up" voice suggestion, the PA warns that [[BrickJoke 4 bodies were found]] and sends a killer death robot.
* The fight with the robot:
--> '''Cloud''': Time to cut this bucket of bolts to sides.
--> *Cloud "attacks" the robot, [[EpicFail making a clink sound and doing 40 damage.]]*
--> '''Barret''': [[DeadpanSnarker Wow.]]
** Then after the 2nd attack
--> '''Barret''': That will not work. That does. Not. Work.
--> '''Cloud''': Trust me, I was in SOLDIER.
--> '''Barret''': Right now, that fact scares me, and these robots, literally can sense fear. *Being scanned* There, you see that? It knows I'm afraid.
* Setting up the bomb:
--> '''The bomb is set to 5 minutes'''
--> '''Barret''': Oohhhhh
--> '''Cloud''': Shit.
--> '''Barret''': Do not.
--> '''Cloud''': I can fix this.
--> '''Barret''': DO NOT.
--> '''Cloud''': I CAN FIX THIS!
--> '''Barret''': TOUCH IT AGAIN!
--> '''The bomb is now [[EpicFail set to 1 minute]]'''
--> '''Barret''': *deep breath, then growling angrily*
--> '''Cloud''': *Running* [[OhCrap AHHHHHH!]]
* "Blondie fucked up"
* The train comes by, with no conductor, then AVALANCHE attacks.
* Cloud tries to explain what happened to the guards at the train, but the remaining guards shoot, interrupting him.
* "Don't fuck up"
* Their plan to get revenge on Shinra with the Mako Reactor? "We're gonna blow this motherfucka up"
* The spirit animal:
--> '''Barret''': I'm gonna be your spirit animal, giving you advice. Ask me what should you do.
--> '''Cloud''': What should I...
--> '''Barret''': Don't fuck up.
* After explaining about the "not blowing up" voice suggestion, the PA warns that [[BrickJoke 4 bodies were found]] and sends a killer death robot.
* The fight with the robot:
--> '''Cloud''': Time to cut this bucket of bolts to sides.
--> *Cloud "attacks" the robot, [[EpicFail making a clink sound and doing 40 damage.]]*
--> '''Barret''': [[DeadpanSnarker Wow.]]
** Then after the 2nd attack
--> '''Barret''': That will not work. That does. Not. Work.
--> '''Cloud''': Trust me, I was in SOLDIER.
--> '''Barret''': Right now, that fact scares me, and these robots, literally can sense fear. *Being scanned* There, you see that? It knows I'm afraid.
* Setting up the bomb:
--> '''The bomb is set to 5 minutes'''
--> '''Barret''': Oohhhhh
--> '''Cloud''': Shit.
--> '''Barret''': Do not.
--> '''Cloud''': I can fix this.
--> '''Barret''': DO NOT.
--> '''Cloud''': I CAN FIX THIS!
--> '''Barret''': TOUCH IT AGAIN!
--> '''The bomb is now [[EpicFail set to 1 minute]]'''
--> '''Barret''': *deep breath, then growling angrily*
--> '''Cloud''': *Running* [[OhCrap AHHHHHH!]]
* "Blondie fucked up"
