History Funny / FatherTed

5th Jul '17 2:37:33 PM needsanewhobby
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* Ted is woken from his {{Series/Ballykissangel}}-inspired dream, by Dougal offering him a peanut. As he settles back down to sleep, he finds himself in a nightmare, running for his life, being chased by giant peanuts.
5th Jul '17 2:33:44 PM needsanewhobby
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* Funland is the most miserable-looking amusement ever. Attractions include climbing a step ladder and looking at a stuffed cat.
5th Jul '17 2:31:48 PM needsanewhobby
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* Ted's advice to Dougal for how to behave around women includes the classic "Never be yourself! That's just a thing people say!"



* When Dougal invites StrawFeminist singer Niamh Connolly into the house, they sit in the front room in awkward silence until Dougal asks "How's your bra?"

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* When Dougal invites StrawFeminist singer Niamh Connolly into the house, they sit in the front room in awkward silence until Dougal (having remembered to "make girls feel comfortable") asks "How's your bra?"bra?" Then later, he applies the "always give them what they want - it's easier in the long run" line - but it turns out she really likes ''the preists' house...''
* Ted vents his frustration at the triteness of his earlier advice: "Never be yourself! That's just a thing people say!"
5th Jul '17 2:24:28 PM needsanewhobby
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* Dougal goes to buy some handcuffs (to be used as part of his and Ted's protest at the film). Naturally the scene is wall-to-wall InnocentInnuendo.


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* Dougal goes to buy some handcuffs (to be used as part of his and Ted's protest at the film). Naturally the scene is wall-to-wall InnocentInnuendo.
5th Jul '17 2:23:19 PM needsanewhobby
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* Dougal goes to buy some handcuffs (to be used as part of his and Ted's protest at the film). Naturally the scene is wall-to-wall InnocentInnuedo.

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* Dougal goes to buy some handcuffs (to be used as part of his and Ted's protest at the film). Naturally the scene is wall-to-wall InnocentInnuedo.InnocentInnuendo.
5th Jul '17 2:22:46 PM needsanewhobby
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* Dougal goes to buy some handcuffs (to be used as part of his and Ted's protest at the film). Naturally the scene is wall-to-wall InnocentInnuedo.
17th Jun '17 2:45:31 PM Trogdor7620
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* ''Mr. Benson grabs Sergeant Hodgins's truncheon, and whacks his left leg.\\

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* ''Mr.*''Mr. Benson grabs Sergeant Hodgins's truncheon, and whacks his left leg.\\
17th Jun '17 2:45:29 PM Trogdor7620
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* Mr. Benson didn't take the theft of his whistle well.
-->'''Mr. Benson:''' When I woke up, and saw my whistle had been stolen, I went into a state of shock, and lost the use of me legs! Well, one of them, anyhow. *''Gestures to right leg''* This one's fine. *''Gestures to left leg''* But this one? Completely lost all feelin'. Look!\\
*''Mr. Benson grabs Sergeant Hodgins's truncheon, and whacks his left leg.\\
'''Mr. Benson:''' '''AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!! SWEET JEBUS!'''
** As it turns out, there's a bit of history to the whistle…
-->'''Mr. Benson:''' I have had that that whistle for forty years! It saved my grandfather's life!\\
'''Ted:''' Did it really?\\
'''Mr. Benson:''' It did! He was being executed by the British. They had 'im up against a wall, and they shot him! And the bullets all hit the whistle in his coat pocket, and bounced off 'im!\\
'''Ted:''' God almighty! So he survived?\\
'''Mr. Benson:''' No, no, they just reloaded, shot him again.
8th Jun '17 12:23:05 PM mlsmithca
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* For someone who doesn't like thinking about sex, Mrs Doyle does seem to think about it a lot:

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* For someone who doesn't like thinking about sex, Mrs Doyle does seem to think about it a lot:lot. It doesn't help that throughout this scene, Ted is holding a [[FreudWasRight sausage on a fork]] which he occasionally glances back at.



** It doesn't help that throughout this scene, Ted is holding a [[FreudWasRight sausage on a fork]] which he occasionally glances back at.

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** It doesn't help that throughout this scene, Ted is holding a [[FreudWasRight sausage on a fork]] which he occasionally glances back at.



* As the passengers discuss who should be given the two parachutes to escape the possibly doomed aircraft, Father Jack sneaks away with both of them. One for himself... and one for the drinks trolley.
** In the credits, we then see both of the parachutes are caught in a tree in the middle of nowhere, [[LaserGuidedKarma with the drinks trolley perched just out of a furious and hysterically-sobbing Jack's reach.]]

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* As the passengers discuss who should be given the two parachutes to escape the possibly doomed aircraft, Father Jack sneaks away with both of them. One for himself... and one for the drinks trolley. \n** In the credits, we then see both of the parachutes are caught in a tree in the middle of nowhere, [[LaserGuidedKarma with the drinks trolley perched just out of a furious and hysterically-sobbing Jack's reach.]]



* Fargo Boyle's VillainousBreakdown at the end stands out, begging Chris ([[SeriousBusiness a sheep]]) not to look at him.
** This isn't even after the audience have time to recover from the one of the show's only uncensored [[PrecisionFStrike instances of the word "fuck"]], making it all the more funny.

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* Fargo Boyle's VillainousBreakdown at the end stands out, begging Chris ([[SeriousBusiness a sheep]]) not to look at him.
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him. This isn't even after the audience have time to recover from the one of the show's only uncensored [[PrecisionFStrike instances of the word "fuck"]], making it all the more funny.


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9th Apr '17 8:54:59 AM GF93
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* When Father Ted leaves the parochial house for a few minutes to contemplate his future, he returns to find Mrs. Doyle has sent Dougal in his place to officiate at a funeral. Ted screams, "YOU LET DOUGAL DO A FUNERAL?!" [[TheFunInFuneral Cut to the funeral, where the hearse is in the grave. And on fire.]]

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* When Father Ted leaves the parochial house for a few minutes to contemplate his future, he returns to find Mrs. Doyle has sent Dougal in his place to officiate at a funeral. Ted screams, "YOU '''"DOUGAL'S DOING A FUNERAL?! YOU LET DOUGAL ''DOUGAL'' DO A FUNERAL?!" FUNERAL?!"''' [[TheFunInFuneral Cut to the funeral, where the hearse is in the grave. And on fire.]]]]
-->'''Dougal:''' (''nonchalantly'') [[DissonantSerenity Sorry 'bout it.]] (''In the background, [[StuffBlowingUp the hearse explodes into flames]]'')
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