History Funny / FatherTed

16th Jan '17 8:31:28 AM EdibleSamurai
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''[Todd moves towards Jack, who is asleep]]''\\

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''[Todd moves towards Jack, who is asleep]]''\\asleep]''\\
16th Jan '17 8:31:01 AM EdibleSamurai
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* We learn in this episode that Jack can tell how far he is from drink without opening his eyes.

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* We learn in this episode that Father Jack can tell how far he is from drink without opening his eyes.



''[Todd moves towards Jack]]''\\

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''[Todd moves towards Jack]]''\\Jack, who is asleep]]''\\
16th Jan '17 8:30:12 AM EdibleSamurai
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'''Jack''': [[NoIndoorVoice '''DRINK!''']]\\

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'''Jack''': [[NoIndoorVoice '''DRINK!''']]\\'''[[NoIndoorVoice DRINK!]]'''\\
16th Jan '17 8:28:56 AM EdibleSamurai
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* We learn in this episode that Jack can tell how far he is from drink without opening his eyes.
-->''[Father Todd Unctuous opens his hip flask]''\\
'''Jack''': [[NoIndoorVoice '''DRINK!''']]\\
''[Todd moves towards Jack]]''\\
'''Jack''': Drink...drink..drink..'''DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!'''\\
''[Todd moves his hip flask away from Jack]''\\
'''Jack''': '''DRINK!''' Drink..drink...drink....drink...
31st Dec '16 6:57:00 PM nombretomado
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When it comes to mining the EurovisionSongContest for humour, "A Song for Europe" outdoes even Terry Wogan's sardonic commentary.

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When it comes to mining the EurovisionSongContest Series/EurovisionSongContest for humour, "A Song for Europe" outdoes even Terry Wogan's sardonic commentary.
21st Nov '16 1:56:51 PM mlsmithca
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-->'''Mrs Doyle''': ['fondly'] Ah, he loves his cup of tea.

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-->'''Mrs Doyle''': ['fondly'] ''[fondly]'' Ah, he loves his cup of tea.
12th Nov '16 6:01:09 PM nombretomado
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-->'''Dougal:''' ''(waves his hands in a very rough approximation of the sign of the cross)'' Well, we are gathered here today to join two people to... oh, sorry, that's not it, of course, yeah. ''({{Beat}})'' Well Father, best o' luck. ''(claps Jack on the back; Jack's head slumps forward and Sister Monica glares at Dougal)'' Oh, of course, yeah, there's more. Eh, sorry I didn't get a chance to see you off. I don't know if I should be talking to you down here or up there... I'll look up there. ''(looks skyward)'' So anyway, you're up there now with Our Lord, and [[JosefStalin Stalin]], and Music/BobMarley, and the rest of them, and, eh, of course my own parents... eh, actually, I'd like to take this opportunity to say hello to them. Ah, hello Mammy, and Daddy, er, hope they're looking after you up there...\\

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-->'''Dougal:''' ''(waves his hands in a very rough approximation of the sign of the cross)'' Well, we are gathered here today to join two people to... oh, sorry, that's not it, of course, yeah. ''({{Beat}})'' Well Father, best o' luck. ''(claps Jack on the back; Jack's head slumps forward and Sister Monica glares at Dougal)'' Oh, of course, yeah, there's more. Eh, sorry I didn't get a chance to see you off. I don't know if I should be talking to you down here or up there... I'll look up there. ''(looks skyward)'' So anyway, you're up there now with Our Lord, and [[JosefStalin [[UsefulNotes/JosefStalin Stalin]], and Music/BobMarley, and the rest of them, and, eh, of course my own parents... eh, actually, I'd like to take this opportunity to say hello to them. Ah, hello Mammy, and Daddy, er, hope they're looking after you up there...\\
11th Nov '16 10:50:47 AM CynicalBastardo
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* Ted sends Sean Yin a year's supply of whiskey. Unfortunately, Jack got into the crate before it could be sent. Cue Jack emerging from the crate ''dressed in an SS uniform'', whereupon he steals a sandwich from Yin's son and staggers out.
11th Nov '16 10:45:43 AM CynicalBastardo
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* The fact that the ad for the Priest Chatback hotline is essentially done in the style of a gay hotline.
29th Oct '16 4:46:33 PM mlsmithca
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* At Jack's funeral reception, Sister Monica is talking with a black priest, telling him how highly she thinks of the work being done in Africa. [[MistakenNationality The priest responds "Sure I wouldn't know. I'm from Donegal!" in a thick Donegal accent]].



* Sister Monica is talking with a black priest, telling him how highly she thinks of the work being done in Africa. [[MistakenNationality The priest responds "Sure I wouldn't know. I'm from Donegal" in a thick Donegal accent]].



* Ted's advice to Dougal for how to behave around women includes the classic "Never be yourself! That's just a thing people say!

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* Ted's advice to Dougal for how to behave around women includes the classic "Never be yourself! That's just a thing people say!say!"



* When Ted decides he, Dougal, and Jack need help keeping their Lenten vows, he phones for help from an order of nuns. The "hold music" is a nun who simply sings Music/FranzSchubert's "Ave Maria" repeatedly as an oil painting of Matty Hislop (whom Ted holds up as an exemplar of self-restraint after giving up alcohol) sticking his hand into a toaster hangs over her desk.



* When Ted decides he, Dougal, and Jack need help keeping their Lenten vows, he phones for help from an order of nuns. The "hold music" is a nun who simply sings Music/FranzSchubert's "Ave Maria" repeatedly as an oil painting of Matty Hislop (whom Ted holds up as an exemplar of self-restraint after giving up alcohol) sticking his hand into a toaster hangs over her desk.

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* When Ted decides he, Dougal, and Jack need help keeping their Lenten vows, he phones for help from an order of nuns. The "hold music" is a nun who simply sings Music/FranzSchubert's "Ave Maria" repeatedly as an oil painting of Matty Hislop (whom Ted holds up as an exemplar of self-restraint after giving up alcohol) sticking his hand into a toaster hangs over her desk.



* After [[CardCarryingVillain Pat Mustard]] reveals over the phone to Ted that he's put a speed-activated bomb on the milk van Dougal is driving, he begins to [[EvilLaugh laugh evilly]]. Ted rushes off to find Dougal, while Pat is left laughing on the other end of the line. We cut back to the phone later, and Pat is ''[[OverlyLongGag still]]'' [[OverlyLongGag laughing]]. Jack even picks up the phone at one point, with an expression of utter confusion, only to put it down as Ted did. [[spoiler: Pat spends so much time in the phone booth, [[EvilGloating gloating]], that by the time he finishes laughing, Dougal has escaped from the wired van, [[LaserGuidedKarma which is now driving towards the phone booth.]] Cue a massive explosion that can be heard from the ''Artic,'' to the confusion of a man ice-fishing.]]
** At the end of the episode, Ted is putting out the rubbish in the middle of the night, and then hears a noise and looks up. [[spoiler: He is promptly hit on the head by the brick, which had been launched into orbit by the explosion and now returned to earth.]]

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* After [[CardCarryingVillain Pat Mustard]] reveals over the phone to Ted that he's put a speed-activated bomb on the milk van Dougal is driving, he begins to [[EvilLaugh laugh evilly]]. Ted rushes off to find Dougal, while Pat is left laughing on the other end of the line. We cut back to the phone later, and Pat is ''[[OverlyLongGag still]]'' [[OverlyLongGag laughing]]. Jack even picks up the phone at one point, with an expression of utter confusion, only to put it down as Ted did. [[spoiler: Pat spends so much time in the phone booth, [[EvilGloating gloating]], that by the time he finishes laughing, Dougal has escaped from the wired van, [[LaserGuidedKarma which is now driving towards the phone booth.]] Cue a massive explosion that can be heard from the ''Artic,'' ''Arctic,'' to the confusion of a man ice-fishing.]]
** * At the end of the episode, Ted is putting out the rubbish in the middle of the night, and then hears a noise and looks up. [[spoiler: He [[spoiler:He is promptly hit on the head by the brick, which had been launched into orbit by the explosion and now returned to earth.]]



* The fact that there's an annual "It's Great Being A Priest Convention".



* The fact that there's an annual "It's Great Being A Priest Convention".
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