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WE ARE ABOUT YOUR HEALTH. EAT VEGETABLES> STOP THIS ADDICTION. CONSIDER THIS YOUR FLESH INTERVENTION.

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WE ARE CARE ABOUT YOUR HEALTH. EAT VEGETABLES> STOP THIS ADDICTION. CONSIDER THIS YOUR FLESH INTERVENTION.


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* "OKAY, NOT TRYING TO PANIC ANYONE... TAKE YOUR INTERNETS AND IN A CALM AND ORDERLY FASHION, RUN AND SCREAM YOUR WAY TO SEALAND."
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* Glassesrink's swearing
-->HOLY '''DUCK'''.
-->DON'T EVEN GO NEAR TAIWAN.
-->I'LL '''BUCK''' YOUR '''SHEEP''' IF YOU DO



--> (Stands dramatically) Because that's what I do as General. Stand dramatically and [[TalkingIsAFreeAction recite monologues]] to Steve.

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--> (Stands dramatically) Because that's what I do as General. Stand dramatically and [[TalkingIsAFreeAction recite monologues]] to Steve.
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* Absolutely any exchange between Tina and Steve back just at the start of The Battle of the Bulge. Such gems such as Steve's diet came out of this.
--> '''Tina''':DON'T EAT ME. I'M NOT VERY TASTY. NOT AT ALL LIKE DELICIOUS TENDER HONEY SOY CHICKEN
--> '''Steve''': [=yOu WoUlD bE nIcE wItH sOmE sAlT=]
--> '''Tina''': SALT? PUHLEASE STEVE. WATCH YOUR DAMN SODIUM LEVELS.
** Also this:
--> '''Steve''': [=tHaT dIeT sOuNdS hOrRiBlE. WhY dOn'T tHeY hAvE hUmAn FlEsH iN tHeM?=]
--> '''Tina''': BECAUSE THE PLANNER OF THE DIET KNOWS HOW BAD HUMAN FLESH IS FOR THE BODY. STEVE. LOOK AT YOUR LIFE. LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES. HUMAN FLESH IS NOT THE ANSWER.
--> I THINK YOU REALLY NEED TO EVALUATE YOUR LIFESTYLE. BECAUSE OTHERWISE YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO MAXIMISE YOUR POTENTIAL AND LIVE A HAPPY LONG LIFE, BUT DIE OF A HEART ATTACK/MONSTER EQUIVALENT.
--> DON'T EAT YOUR FEELINGS. LET IT OUT HONEY. LET OUT YOUR EMOTIONAL TURMOIL.
** Don't forget this:
--> '''Tina'''': STEVE STOP BEING A SELFISH POOPYFACE
WE ARE ABOUT YOUR HEALTH. EAT VEGETABLES> STOP THIS ADDICTION. CONSIDER THIS YOUR FLESH INTERVENTION.
--> '''Steve''':[=fLeSh iS mY fAvOrItE fOoD. mY dAiLy DiEt rEqUiReS tHeM.=]
--> '''Tina''': HAVE YOU HEARD OF TOFU? I'VE HEARD IT'S QUITE GREAT AS A REPLACEMENT

* This wonderful exchange:
--> '''Steve''': [=LoOk LiTtLe HuMaN, iF yOu Do NoT sToP tHiS i WiLl EaT yOu NeXt.=]
--> '''Talon''': How about you eat lead? *gets gun and shoots* It's high in iron! That's good for your health.

* Everytime someone de-anoned while being Steve

* Tina's attempt at smack talk:
--> YOU THINK YOU CAN INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE STEVE?
WELL THEN...NOBODY LIKES YOU. THAT'S RIGHT. I'M LYING.
ALSO, NOBODY BELIEVES THAT THAT MUSCLE GAIN IS NATURAL.
ALSO< GET A TAN.
-->PEOPLE THINK YOUR JUST A LAMER, UGLIER, LESS COOL VERSION OF TONY. YEAH. THATS RIGHT. I WENT THERE.
-->PUHLEASE BEEYOTCH.
YOU. KILL ME? GENERAL OF YOUR OFFICIAL AGAINST ARMY DUDE. I HAVE ANTI STEVE TRICKS YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE

* Just before the start of the Steve War: oo7dragonstar's song
--> Hide yo kids,
-->Hide yo wife,
-->Hide yo husband,
-->'cause Steve be kidnappin' everybody out there

* Emma's reaction to the appearance of Steve
--> MORE STEVES.
-->I SHALL... DO A THING ABOUT THIS.
-->/DOES A THING

* Accidentally exploding scones... made by England, or course!

*Talon after rescuing France
--> "...THOUGH I MAY NEED TIME TO RECOVER FROM RECLOTHING FRANCE.
WHO KNEW HOW DIFFICULT IT WAS PUTTING PANTS ON SOMEONE WITH A... [[AccidentalInnuendo LARGE ROSE]]?

*LampshadeHanging by Tina in Battle 6
--> (Stands dramatically) Because that's what I do as General. Stand dramatically and [[TalkingIsAFreeAction recite monologues]] to Steve.

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