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1	* Absolutely any exchange between Tina and Steve back just at the start of The Battle of the Bulge. Such gems such as Steve's diet came out of this.
2	--> '''Tina''':DON'T EAT ME. I'M NOT VERY TASTY. NOT AT ALL LIKE DELICIOUS TENDER HONEY SOY CHICKEN
3	--> '''Steve''': [=yOu WoUlD bE nIcE wItH sOmE sAlT=]
4	--> '''Tina''': SALT? PUHLEASE STEVE. WATCH YOUR DAMN SODIUM LEVELS.
5	** Also this:
6	--> '''Steve''': [=tHaT dIeT sOuNdS hOrRiBlE. WhY dOn'T tHeY hAvE hUmAn FlEsH iN tHeM?=]
7	--> '''Tina''': BECAUSE THE PLANNER OF THE DIET KNOWS HOW BAD HUMAN FLESH IS FOR THE BODY. STEVE. LOOK AT YOUR LIFE. LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES. HUMAN FLESH IS NOT THE ANSWER.
8	--> I THINK YOU REALLY NEED TO EVALUATE YOUR LIFESTYLE. BECAUSE OTHERWISE YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO MAXIMISE YOUR POTENTIAL AND LIVE A HAPPY LONG LIFE, BUT DIE OF A HEART ATTACK/MONSTER EQUIVALENT.
9	--> DON'T EAT YOUR FEELINGS. LET IT OUT HONEY. LET OUT YOUR EMOTIONAL TURMOIL.
10	** Don't forget this:
11	--> '''Tina'''': STEVE STOP BEING A SELFISH POOPYFACE
12	WE CARE ABOUT YOUR HEALTH. EAT VEGETABLES> STOP THIS ADDICTION. CONSIDER THIS YOUR FLESH INTERVENTION.
13	--> '''Steve''':[=fLeSh iS mY fAvOrItE fOoD. mY dAiLy DiEt rEqUiReS tHeM.=]
14	--> '''Tina''': HAVE YOU HEARD OF TOFU? I'VE HEARD IT'S QUITE GREAT AS A REPLACEMENT
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16	* This wonderful exchange:
17	--> '''Steve''': [=LoOk LiTtLe HuMaN, iF yOu Do NoT sToP tHiS i WiLl EaT yOu NeXt.=]
18	--> '''Talon''': How about you eat lead? gets gun and shoots It's high in iron! That's good for your health.
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20	* Everytime someone de-anoned while being Steve
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22	* Tina's attempt at smack talk:
23	--> YOU THINK YOU CAN INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE STEVE?
24	WELL THEN...NOBODY LIKES YOU. THAT'S RIGHT. I'M LYING.
25	ALSO, NOBODY BELIEVES THAT THAT MUSCLE GAIN IS NATURAL.
26	ALSO< GET A TAN.
27	-->PEOPLE THINK YOUR JUST A LAMER, UGLIER, LESS COOL VERSION OF TONY. YEAH. THATS RIGHT. I WENT THERE.
28	-->PUHLEASE BEEYOTCH.
29	YOU. KILL ME? GENERAL OF YOUR OFFICIAL AGAINST ARMY DUDE. I HAVE ANTI STEVE TRICKS YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
30
31	* Just before the start of the Steve War: oo7dragonstar's song
32	--> Hide yo kids,
33	-->Hide yo wife,
34	-->Hide yo husband,
35	-->'cause Steve be kidnappin' everybody out there
36
37	* Emma's reaction to the appearance of Steve
38	--> MORE STEVES.
39	-->I SHALL... DO A THING ABOUT THIS.
40	-->/DOES A THING
41
42	* Accidentally exploding scones... made by England, or course!
43
44	* "OKAY, NOT TRYING TO PANIC ANYONE... TAKE YOUR INTERNETS AND IN A CALM AND ORDERLY FASHION, RUN AND SCREAM YOUR WAY TO SEALAND."
45
46	* Talon after rescuing France
47	--> "...THOUGH I MAY NEED TIME TO RECOVER FROM RECLOTHING FRANCE.
48	WHO KNEW HOW DIFFICULT IT WAS PUTTING PANTS ON SOMEONE WITH A... [[AccidentalInnuendo LARGE ROSE]]?
49
50	* Glassesrink's swearing
51	-->HOLY '''DUCK'''.
52	-->DON'T EVEN GO NEAR TAIWAN.
53	-->I'LL '''BUCK''' YOUR '''SHEEP''' IF YOU DO
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55	* LampshadeHanging by Tina in Battle 6

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