History Funny / FallenLondon

24th Nov '16 1:27:32 PM Chetret
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--> '''The Constable in question has signed a testimonial to the effect that you didn't do it, you wouldn't know how to do it, and that [[BlatantLies you were Paris]] at the time it happened.'''

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--> '''The ''The Constable in question has signed a testimonial to the effect that you didn't do it, you wouldn't know how to do it, and that [[BlatantLies you were Paris]] at the time it happened.'''''
24th Nov '16 1:27:05 PM Chetret
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* If your Suspicion climbs high enough, and you haven't increased your "Counting the Days" too high, you can overwhelm the Constables with the Neath's most feared law firm, Baseborn and Fowlingpiece. The result?
--> '''The Constable in question has signed a testimonial to the effect that you didn't do it, you wouldn't know how to do it, and that [[BlatantLies you were Paris]] at the time it happened.'''
22nd Nov '16 8:34:24 AM KTera
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* The rare success message for converting Inklings of Identity:
-->'...this one is about... me! Give me that! No, no, I'll see you're well compensated. I just need to purge this calumny before my wife sees it. Or my mistress. Or my other mistress.'
12th Nov '16 1:10:47 PM MorttheGhost
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** Said player also truly became a rat consultant as they ''[[AscendedFanboy received a permanent position at Failbetter]]'' (mentioned in the above memoir).
10th Nov '16 8:37:44 AM Lemia
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** For even more hilarity, you can have Mr Huffam "interview" it:
--->Mr Huffam raises one eyebrow. He then raises the other. He does not speak till he has managed to wrestle his expression back to neutrality. "I see."

--->He tries. He tries very hard. He kneels beside the bowl. He licks the nib of his pen. "I... ah... hello. How do... that is... I... well. Have you been a goldfish long?"
8th Nov '16 5:55:47 AM KTera
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** And then your fish can do an interview for the The Unexpurgated Gazette:
-->He tries. He tries very hard. He kneels beside the bowl. He licks the nib of his pen. "I... ah... hello. How do... that is... I... well. Have you been a goldfish long?"\\\
The goldfish says nothing. But the harrowed look in its haunted eye speaks volumes.
4th Nov '16 12:46:41 PM Lemia
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* For the 2014 Festival of the Zee, you can hire a fishing boat on Mutton Island and go fishing and may land a catch depending on the "Running Battle..." quality. You may catch:

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* For the 2014 Festival of the Zee, you can hire a fishing boat on Mutton Island and go fishing and may land a catch depending on the "Running Battle..." quality. You may catch:



* Also from Mutton Island this year, you can pick up an [[BadassAdorable armored Pre-Emptive Guinea Pig]]. And [[FastballSpecial he counts as a]] ''[[FastballSpecial weapon]]'', not a pet/companion. Which is slightly unfortunate if you [[Videogame/BaldursGate wanted to name it Boo]].

!!Advent Calendar

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* Also from Mutton Island this year, in previous years, you can could pick up an [[BadassAdorable armored Pre-Emptive Guinea Pig]]. And [[FastballSpecial he counts as a]] ''[[FastballSpecial weapon]]'', not a pet/companion. Which is slightly unfortunate if you [[Videogame/BaldursGate wanted to name it Boo]].

!!Advent Calendar!!Hallowmas
* Hallowmas 2016 gave players the opportunity to enhance a number of their Companions into upgraded versions with better stats. One of them is a ''goldfish'' that becomes so traumatized by overhearing your confessions that it bonks its head into the wall of its bowl whenever a human gets too close to it, which is horrifying and hilarious at the same time.
-->Turning from your gaze, it swims into the little coral fixture in the middle of its bowl to contemplate the awful breadth of human sin. Thereafter, whenever someone puts their face near its glass, it swims away, thudding fruitlessly into the opposite side of its bowl.

!!Neathmas
2nd Nov '16 7:36:06 PM KTera
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* During the 1894 Hallowmas Eve event, you could upgrade some of your companions with collected confessions; or traumatize your fish... No really.

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* During the 1894 Hallowmas Eve event, you could upgrade some of your companions with collected confessions; confessions...or traumatize your fish... No really.fish. No, really.
-->Turning from your gaze, it swims into the little coral fixture in the middle of its bowl to contemplate the awful breadth of human sin. Thereafter, whenever someone puts their face near its glass, it swims away, thudding fruitlessly into the opposite side of its bowl.
** And the description for your newly Haunted Goldfish:
2nd Nov '16 4:35:27 PM TheKnightWhoSaysN1
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* During the 1894 Hallowmas Eve event, you could upgrade some of your companions with collected confessions; or traumatize your fish... No really.
-->It cannot forget the things it has seen.
21st Aug '16 2:34:23 PM billybobfred
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** A sidebar snippet, on the Vake: "They say it's not a monster at all. [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Franchise/Batman It's a man who dresses up as a bat. To, ah, prowl the city by night.]] [[TakeThat But that would just be stupid.]]"

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** A sidebar snippet, on the Vake: "They say it's not a monster at all. [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Franchise/Batman [[Franchise/{{Batman}} It's a man who dresses up as a bat. To, ah, prowl the city by night.]] [[TakeThat But that would just be stupid.]]"
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