History Funny / FallenLondon

23rd Aug '17 11:44:48 PM BentusiAvatar
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--> ''The Constable in question has signed a testimonial to the effect that you didn't do it, you wouldn't know how to do it, and that [[BlatantLies you were Paris]] at the time it happened.''

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--> ''The Constable in question has signed a testimonial to the effect that you didn't do it, you wouldn't know how to do it, and that [[BlatantLies you were in Paris]] at the time it happened.''
13th Jul '17 1:11:42 AM Gorank
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** The failure message for that storylet is pretty excellent as well:
-->"Three ladies faint. So do three gentlemen and a passing waiter. Two cats fall off the roof and and an elderly horse outside keels over. You are denounced in two newspapers and a sermon. What words! You have definitely gone too far this time."
8th Mar '17 8:21:09 AM Zaptech
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** If you opt to challenge the rat leaders to a duel (which in rat terms, means a series of deadly ambushes):
-->''This one was hiding in your pillow with an ether-soaked napkin and an ear-drill. [[ProperlyParanoid Fortunately, you are in the habit of distressing your pillow thoroughly with a poker before sleep, in case of ambushes just like this one.]] Good to see the habit finally pay off.''
27th Feb '17 11:31:55 AM DoctorWorm
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** On the Winking Isle, you can visit the Lighthouse if you have St. Destin's Candle. This is quite hard to get, so the game [[FalseReassurance reassures]] you that "no candle will be lost" in your visit. [[spoiler:Of course, St. Destin's candle is stated to not truly exist, so you indeed lose [[ExactWords "no candle"]].]]
14th Feb '17 1:28:18 PM Tahaneira
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* Another gift is "Terrifying Candies." The description?
-->NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO [[NightmareFetishist (YES)]] NO NO NO NO NO
4th Jan '17 12:46:33 AM Tahaneira
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* The... 'snow' (called lacre) that falls in London during winter has... interesting properties. Chief among them seems to be its poor effect on living creatures' health. There are a lot of options to feed it to other creatures/your soon-to-be ex-friends, all of them with a message about how it's long odds that you'll get something useful out of it. And then, towards the end of the list, is an option that simply says ''''[[TooDumbToLive Eat it]]''''. The description:
-->Really? ''[[WhatTheHellPlayer Really?]]''
25th Dec '16 10:42:10 PM erttheking
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** Alternatively, you can get annoyed, tell everyone where to go if they want a piece of you so you can deal with them all at once, have around a dozen young aspiring fighters show up, only for you to start taking shots from a pre-planned sniping position.
15th Dec '16 10:12:05 AM Galle
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* Once you've established a reputation for dangerousness, a callow youth hoping to make a name for himself challenges you to a duel. If you accept, he asks what time the duel should be, and you [[CombatPragmatist shoot him on the spot]].
7th Dec '16 2:28:56 PM KTera
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** In 2016, Failbetter [[http://community.failbettergames.com/topic23654-ratmas--ii-the-ratgivening.aspx organized their own Ratmas]], complete with [[https://i.imgur.com/ylVbehs.png invitations to "shower @Spacemarine9 with rats"]].
24th Nov '16 1:27:32 PM Chetret
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--> '''The Constable in question has signed a testimonial to the effect that you didn't do it, you wouldn't know how to do it, and that [[BlatantLies you were Paris]] at the time it happened.'''

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--> '''The ''The Constable in question has signed a testimonial to the effect that you didn't do it, you wouldn't know how to do it, and that [[BlatantLies you were Paris]] at the time it happened.'''''
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