History Funny / FallenLondon

8th Mar '17 8:21:09 AM Zaptech
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** If you opt to challenge the rat leaders to a duel (which in rat terms, means a series of deadly ambushes):
-->''This one was hiding in your pillow with an ether-soaked napkin and an ear-drill. [[ProperlyParanoid Fortunately, you are in the habit of distressing your pillow thoroughly with a poker before sleep, in case of ambushes just like this one.]] Good to see the habit finally pay off.''
27th Feb '17 11:31:55 AM DoctorWorm
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** On the Winking Isle, you can visit the Lighthouse if you have St. Destin's Candle. This is quite hard to get, so the game [[FalseReassurance reassures]] you that "no candle will be lost" in your visit. [[spoiler:Of course, St. Destin's candle is stated to not truly exist, so you indeed lose [[ExactWords "no candle"]].]]
14th Feb '17 1:28:18 PM Tahaneira
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* Another gift is "Terrifying Candies." The description?
-->NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO [[NightmareFetishist (YES)]] NO NO NO NO NO
4th Jan '17 12:46:33 AM Tahaneira
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* The... 'snow' (called lacre) that falls in London during winter has... interesting properties. Chief among them seems to be its poor effect on living creatures' health. There are a lot of options to feed it to other creatures/your soon-to-be ex-friends, all of them with a message about how it's long odds that you'll get something useful out of it. And then, towards the end of the list, is an option that simply says ''''[[TooDumbToLive Eat it]]''''. The description:
-->Really? ''[[WhatTheHellPlayer Really?]]''
25th Dec '16 10:42:10 PM erttheking
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** Alternatively, you can get annoyed, tell everyone where to go if they want a piece of you so you can deal with them all at once, have around a dozen young aspiring fighters show up, only for you to start taking shots from a pre-planned sniping position.
15th Dec '16 10:12:05 AM Galle
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* Once you've established a reputation for dangerousness, a callow youth hoping to make a name for himself challenges you to a duel. If you accept, he asks what time the duel should be, and you [[CombatPragmatist shoot him on the spot]].
7th Dec '16 2:28:56 PM KTera
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** In 2016, Failbetter [[http://community.failbettergames.com/topic23654-ratmas--ii-the-ratgivening.aspx organized their own Ratmas]], complete with [[https://i.imgur.com/ylVbehs.png invitations to "shower @Spacemarine9 with rats"]].
24th Nov '16 1:27:32 PM Chetret
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--> '''The Constable in question has signed a testimonial to the effect that you didn't do it, you wouldn't know how to do it, and that [[BlatantLies you were Paris]] at the time it happened.'''

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--> '''The ''The Constable in question has signed a testimonial to the effect that you didn't do it, you wouldn't know how to do it, and that [[BlatantLies you were Paris]] at the time it happened.'''''
24th Nov '16 1:27:05 PM Chetret
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* If your Suspicion climbs high enough, and you haven't increased your "Counting the Days" too high, you can overwhelm the Constables with the Neath's most feared law firm, Baseborn and Fowlingpiece. The result?
--> '''The Constable in question has signed a testimonial to the effect that you didn't do it, you wouldn't know how to do it, and that [[BlatantLies you were Paris]] at the time it happened.'''
22nd Nov '16 8:34:24 AM KTera
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* The rare success message for converting Inklings of Identity:
-->'...this one is about... me! Give me that! No, no, I'll see you're well compensated. I just need to purge this calumny before my wife sees it. Or my mistress. Or my other mistress.'
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