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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBZBxRPHmAE Beating Kirby but I'm Blindfolded]], a video where Failboat tries to do [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin the titular challenge]] with Jaymoji's guidance:
** The intro immediately gives you a feel for how well this challenge is going to go.
--->'''Fail''': The idea is simple; I have played way, way too much Kirby. [Jaymoji]... is not confident which one of these is King Dedede.\\
''(a picture shows up of King Dedede and Meta Knight)''
** One moment in Level 1 makes it clear that Failboat isn't kidding when he claims to play Kirby a bit too much, as he somehow manages to wave back at the screen at the ''exact moment'' Kirby does so during a Warp Star animation. Jay's response is an appropriately confused "Why!?".
** Later in the video, Jay tries to prank Failboat by handing him an X-Box controller for one of the levels, but Fail easily notices by how different it feels. Afterwards, Jay says he's going to give the controller back properly before handing Fail a disconnected Switch controller. This one successfully fools Fail, leading to a full minute-long bit where Jay gives false directions on the level select screen while Fail is none the wiser.
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** Though apparently it has some [[EverybodyHasStandards standards]] when responding to some of the more... ''disturbing'' messages from chat:
--->'''Flower:''' That's an exceptionally peculiar request. We should probably steer clear of of any skin tasting endeavors, especially when it comes to Dan.
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** At one point, the Flower starts telling the viewers to [[PleaseSubscribeToOurChannel Please Subscribe to Failboay's Channell]] with an incredible flattering basking in the compliments. Immediately after, the Flower starts up again about the letter L.
--->'''Fail:''' It's like Yin and Yang! You can't have a win without the L!

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** The flower has a special announcement:
--->'''Flower:''' Oh Mario! Today's mysterious words are ''"Ploopy!"''
--->''(Cut to rapid, exciting flashes of the word PLOOPY in various different font styles)''



** The Talking Flower AI returns, and it's just as bizarre as last time.

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** The Talking Flower AI returns, and it's just as bizarre as last time. This time around Fail takes some of his friends voice samples to create a custom voice for the Flower. It... had a rocky start.
--->'''Flower:''' Hahah! [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Chili]] '''[[SensoryAbuse DOGS!]]''' GOTTA GO '''''[[SensoryAbuse FAAAAAAST!!!]]'''''
--->'''Fail:''' ''(Is startled and throws his headphones off from how loud the AI distortion got)''
** The Flower has a strange relation with avians.
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--->'''Flower:''' Oh Mario, let us discuss a curious topic-[[InherentlyFunnyWords BALLS]]!
** When Fail dies on a particularly harder level, the Flower picks up some the Live Chat's most defining trait:
--->'''Flower:''' Mario, have you ever given some thought to this, the letter L?
--->'''Fail:''' (''laughs'') Actually shut up.
*** The Flower continues to go on a long and "flowerly" speech about the letter "L", although it misses the point of by claiming it's a symbol of "victory and achievement".
** As Fail is playing through the first castle, the Flower gives him a tip on how to use his item slot. Fail appreciates it. He appreciates much less [[BrokenRecord as the Flower continuously repeats it]].
* [[https://youtu.be/bG-6ofZ_3DM?si=zNOGE5DmAia8AB5o Mario Wonder FINALE, but I made the Flower Ai]]:
** The Talking Flower AI returns, and it's just as bizarre as last time.
--->'''Flower:''' Ooooooh Marioooooo, it seems you're requesting assistance in dealing with those avian cowards known as birds. (''suddenly leaves'')
--->'''Fail:''' And then they run away. "Hey would you like some tips with dealing with your problems?" (''runs away'')
** The Flower has also has gotten a littler creepier as it seems:
--->'''Flower:''' Ah Failboat! Do you have any inkling that your humble abode's keys are mysteriously finding my way into my floral grass?
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* [[https://youtu.be/6qgri8A_rGI?si=pplrqD8V3CeNq-hw Mario Wonder, but I made the Flower Ai]]:
** For his playthrough of ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBrosWonder'', Fail creates a AI Talking Flower that uses messages from the live chat to speak. One can tell how hectic this is going to get from the first thing that the Flower says:
--->'''Flower:''' Mario, guess what I got hiding beneath my petals? It's a firearm! Surprising, isn't it?\\
'''Fail:''' (''terrified'') HUH?
** Here's a couple of the more unhinged lines from the Flower:
--->'''Flower:''' Mario, it seems today in the Mushroom Kingdom there's a peculiar request floating about, a request of... ''your flesh''.

--->'''Flower:''' Mario, darling, here's a blooming tip! It can't be all that tasty to go licking on poop, can it?
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* [[https://youtu.be/lYfkl4iJ1PY?si=Qjtehi9ZLlzCNkMm im so sorry]]
** This entire video. Fail encounters a glitch that causes the Islanders’ clothing to disappear. His reaction when he realises is priceless.
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* [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X6EumMGwSIc Can I Beat the Impossible Kirby Challenge?]] where Fail tries to best a play through of Forgotten Land that moves ten times faster. Highlights include:
** During Fail’s travels in “Invasion at the House of Horrors,” he states this:
--->'''Fail:''' [[TemptingFate Hopefully we don’t need to do any time based things in order to progress.]] (Sees the platforms are recoiling at a incredible speed as Fail looks in shock.)
** Fail decides to fight Leon with ice. Unfortunately both parties are locked in a stalemate as Kirby can’t damage Leon due to being stuck in his ice shield while Leon keeps bombarding Kirby with attacks.
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** The only change Dan made to Mar's Mii with the customizer is to make his eyebrows even large.

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** The only change Dan made to Mar's Mii with the customizer is to make his eyebrows even large.larger.



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** The hilarious reveal of Fail's pet mob Dubble actually being [=JayMoji=] using the morph mod is only heightened by each of the players reactions.

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** The hilarious reveal of Fail's pet mob Dubble actually being [=JayMoji=] using the morph mod is only heightened by each of the players players' reactions.



--->'''Fyrus:''' Go away- it's the day time, Burn!\\

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--->'''Fyrus:''' Go away- it's the day time, time. Burn!\\



'''Fyrus:''' Yeah, we don't like creeper kind here...\\

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'''Fyrus:''' Yeah, we don't like creeper Creeper kind here...\\
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* [[https://youtu.be/FDOHUiuqSnM?si=3JWEW52GXIyf7EFu Minecraft but im disappointed in myself]]:
** The hilarious reveal of Fail's pet mob Dubble actually being [=JayMoji=] using the morph mod is only heightened by each of the players reactions.
*** Watching the video again knowing that Jay is Dubble makes what he says about it even funnier, such as when he suggests naming the pet to get the chat attached to it, clearly making it so the inevitable reveal hurts them even more.
** Unrelated to all this Dubble nonsense, there's also this moment where the group (jokingly) berates Fyrus for his FantasticRacism against Creepers:
--->'''Fyrus:''' Go away- it's the day time, Burn!\\
'''Fail:''' Wow, wow... wow?\\
'''Fyrus:''' Yeah, we don't like creeper kind here...\\
'''Fail:''' [[DudeNotFunny OK! And he just says it?]]\\
'''Gab:''' Fyrus, you can't just say that on stream!\\
'''Fyrus:''' Creepers, man...\\
'''Fail:''' No, we're not gonna like agree!\\
'''Gab:''' (''mockingly'') I'm not racist, but Creepers if you know what I mean!\\
(''everyone talks over one another'')\\
'''Fail:''' I mean, they can shock, cause they're scary, but I'm not opposed to them.\\
'''Fyrus:''' You're entirely are! You're entirely are opposed to them, don't even lie to me Daniel.\\
'''Fail:''' You're insinuating a lot today.\\
'''Gab:''' I don't always acknowledge a Creeper's reason to blow up, but I respect their decision, you know?
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---->'''Fail:''' (Beat) So is that like a yes or like...?

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---->'''Fail:''' (Beat) (''Beat'') So is that like a yes or like...?
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--->'''Fail:''' Okay, there's something so good about the face. I don't like-- There's beauty in simplicity, alright? There's beauty in simplicity. TOO BAD I'M UGLY! (''music stars playing loudly'')

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--->'''Fail:''' Okay, there's something so good about the face. I don't like-- like[=--=] There's beauty in simplicity, alright? There's beauty in simplicity. TOO BAD I'M UGLY! (''music stars playing loudly'')
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--->'''Gab:''' It's more like closer to [[Film/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Silence of the Lambs]], like a skin mask or something than Bellsprout...

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--->'''Gab:''' It's more like closer to [[Film/TheSilenceOfTheLambs ''[[Film/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Silence of the Lambs]], Lambs]]'', like a skin mask or something than Bellsprout...
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---->'''Fail:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck This is going to be the broadcast that makes turn off text-to-speech forever isn't it]]?

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---->'''Fail:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck This is going to gonna be the broadcast that makes me turn off text-to-speech forever forever, isn't it]]?



---->'''Waddle Dee:''' Alright Kirby, I've been respectful of your choices for a while. But for the love of Dee, [[PleasePutSomeClothesOn please put on some pants]].\\
'''Fail:''' [[HypocriticalHumor Rich coming from you]]!

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---->'''Waddle Dee:''' Alright Kirby, I've been respectful of your choices for a while. But for the love of Dee, [[PleasePutSomeClothesOn please put on some pants]].\\
'''Fail:'''
pants]].
---->'''Fail:'''
[[HypocriticalHumor Rich coming from you]]!



*** After failing to beat Ultimate Cup Z the first time, Dan buys a bunch of items that increases their health and power before realized he spent all his money, making it so he can't restart to another level. Fail then asked Chat if they're prepared for one final attempt. Chat's response?
---->'''Chat:''' VideoGame/{{Gex}} our lord savior praise him love him [[BreadEggsMilkSquick eat him]], we desire him we crave him we love the Gex we need the Gex all we need is the Gex [[HumanSacrifice we shall commit a mass scar-fice to bring our lord Gex to us]] [[VoiceOfTheLegion and you shall be the catalyst Dan]].\\
'''Fail:''' (Beat) So is that like a yes or like...?
*** During their final fight again Chaos Elfilis, Chat starts ''flirting'' with him and continues to do so for the rest of the fight, much to Dan's amused confusion.

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*** After failing to beat Ultimate Cup Z the first time, Dan buys a bunch of items that increases their health and power before realized realizing he spent all his money, making it so he can't restart to another level. Fail then asked Chat if they're prepared for one final attempt. Chat's response?
---->'''Chat:''' VideoGame/{{Gex}} our lord savior praise him love him [[BreadEggsMilkSquick eat him]], we desire him we crave him we love the Gex we need the Gex all we need is the Gex [[HumanSacrifice we shall commit a mass scar-fice to bring our lord Gex to us]] [[VoiceOfTheLegion and you shall be the catalyst Dan]].\\
'''Fail:'''
Dan]].
---->'''Fail:'''
(Beat) So is that like a yes or like...?
*** During their final fight again against Chaos Elfilis, Chat starts ''flirting'' with him and continues to do so for the rest of the fight, much to Dan's amused confusion.



--->'''Commentator Waddle Dee:''' Hello young lady. (''Bandana Waddle Dee stabs him with his spear'') AAAAA!\\
'''Fail:''' (''laughs'') We have stabbed him in the heart, we have taken his job!

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--->'''Commentator Waddle Dee:''' Hello young lady. (''Bandana Waddle Dee stabs him with his spear'') AAAAA!\\
'''Fail:'''
AAAAA!
--->'''Fail:'''
(''laughs'') We have stabbed him in the heart, we have taken his job!



--->'''Fail:''' Chat, this is just Bellsprout, what are you talking about?\\
'''Gab:''' I'm not a doctor, but I'm pretty freaking sure it's not.\\
'''Fail:''' See it's Bellsprout! It's like facial reconstruction surgery except it summons an actual satan.\\
'''Gab:''' It's more like closer from [[Film/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Silence of The Lambs]] like a skin mask or something than Bellsprout...\\
'''Fail:''' Someone in chat just said "[[NoJustNoReaction That is not Bellsprout]]".
*** While making this first nightmare, Fail also plays around with a PNG of a crying Pikachu, and manages to make an paint brush using it's face, like some kind of morbid marker. He then uses it to mimic the Creator/DisneyChannel slogan with it, much to the digust of his pals.
** One gimmick for a photoshop has the creators take away a Pokemon's most defining trait/feature. Etce goes ahead and takes away a Machamp's arms and head ridges. Fail throws out the idea that the ridges are removable and can placed in like toast in a toaster.

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--->'''Fail:''' Chat, this is just Bellsprout, what are you talking about?\\
'''Gab:'''
about?
--->'''Gab:'''
I'm not a doctor, but I'm pretty freaking sure it's not.\\
'''Fail:'''
not.
--->'''Fail:'''
See it's Bellsprout! It's like facial reconstruction surgery except it summons an actual satan.\\
'''Gab:'''
satan.
--->'''Gab:'''
It's more like closer from to [[Film/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Silence of The Lambs]] the Lambs]], like a skin mask or something than Bellsprout...\\
'''Fail:'''
Bellsprout...
--->'''Fail:'''
Someone in chat just said "[[NoJustNoReaction That is not Bellsprout]]".
*** While making this first nightmare, Fail also plays around with a PNG of a crying Pikachu, and manages to make an n paint brush using it's its face, like some kind of morbid marker. He then uses it to mimic the Creator/DisneyChannel slogan with it, much to the digust of his pals.
** One gimmick for a photoshop has the creators take away a Pokemon's Pokémon's most defining trait/feature. Etce goes ahead and takes away a Machamp's arms and head ridges. Fail throws out the idea that the ridges are removable and can be placed in like toast in a toaster.



*** On his first outing, Fail takes a couple shots of [[MaleGaze a couple Pokémon's backsides]], so of course a lot of viewer make jokes about that in their photoshops. After he comes back, he jokes about the professor asking him if he has a fetish.

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*** On his first outing, Fail takes a couple shots of [[MaleGaze a couple Pokémon's backsides]], so of course a lot of viewer viewers make jokes about that in their photoshops. After he comes back, he jokes about the professor asking him if he has a fetish.



** At one point, Fail goes to the bathroom while queuing into another game, mashing the A button the whole time. The moment is highlighted with the "I'm doing it!" audio from the WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants episode "Procrastination" playing over the gameplay, along with a picture of a guy joyfully tapping his controller while sitting on the toilet with the caption "Failboat bathroom POV".

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** At one point, Fail goes to the bathroom while queuing into another game, mashing the A button the whole time. The moment is highlighted with the "I'm doing it!" audio from the WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'' episode "Procrastination" playing over the gameplay, along with a picture of a guy joyfully tapping his controller while sitting on the toilet with the caption "Failboat bathroom POV".



---->'''Fail:''' Despite literally playing Splatoon while taking a piss, I was still not the least productive member of my team.

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---->'''Fail:''' Despite literally playing Splatoon ''Splatoon'' while taking a piss, I was still not the least productive member of my team.



--->'''Toad:''' What's this icky, paint-like goop?\\
'''Fail:''' Ehhh! That's called your face Toad! Ugh! What happened to their faces?

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--->'''Toad:''' What's this icky, paint-like goop?\\
'''Fail:'''
goop?
--->'''Fail:'''
Ehhh! That's called your face Toad! Ugh! What happened to their faces?



** Fail keeps getting sidetracked while chasing Shadow Mario, first he tries hitting him with fruit like it's [[VideoGame/WiiSportsResort Wii bowling]], he tells Peach herself to snap his neck, and he even talks to the Pianta's that arrested him when he's supposed to be finishing the segment.
--->'''Fail:''' "Are you slacking off?" I'm killing someone! I'm surprised you're not throwing in jail for that!

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** Fail keeps getting sidetracked while chasing Shadow Mario, first he tries hitting him with fruit like it's [[VideoGame/WiiSportsResort Wii bowling]], he tells Peach herself to snap his neck, and he even talks to the Pianta's Piantas that arrested him when he's supposed to be finishing the segment.
--->'''Fail:''' "Are you slacking off?" I'm killing someone! I'm surprised you're not throwing me in jail for that!



** Later, when Fail comes across a Pianta that running around on fire, instead of helping the poor man, he says "[[AndThatsTerrible Well that sucks]]" before drinking and then ''splashing'' a cup of water on himself.

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** Later, when Fail comes across a Pianta that that's running around on fire, instead of helping the poor man, he says "[[AndThatsTerrible Well that sucks]]" before drinking and then ''splashing'' a cup of water on himself.



** Upon starting the challenge, Fail is given a proper demonstration to how the rest of this video will go as Chat struggles to get to the first cutscene and continuously falls into the nearby lake. Even better, even after they get to the bridge and talk to Lakitu (which took them a little under twenty minutes), Chat somehow walks ''right back into the water'', much to Fail's dispair.
--->'''Failboat:''' Name me three things in fiction that are stronger than this water. [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Cloud Strife]] in [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosForNintendo3DSAndWiiU Super Smash Brothers 4]]. An actual black hole. A physical body builder trained in the ability to pull trains. Weak, nothing, compared to the gravitational force of this damn lake!
** After lots of suffering, Fail decides to switch sides of the controller with chat, with him now having control of Mario's movements and Chat controlling the buttons, using the fist emoji for punch, leg emoji for jump, and... [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers clown emoji for crouch/groundpound]] per Chat's request.

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** Upon starting the challenge, Fail is given a proper demonstration as to how the rest of this video will go as Chat struggles to get to the first cutscene and continuously falls into the nearby lake. Even better, even after they get to the bridge and talk to Lakitu (which took them a little under twenty minutes), Chat somehow walks ''right back into the water'', much to Fail's dispair.
--->'''Failboat:''' Name me three things in fiction that are stronger than this water. [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Cloud Strife]] in [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosForNintendo3DSAndWiiU ''[[VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosForNintendo3DSAndWiiU Super Smash Brothers 4]].4]]''. An actual black hole. A physical body builder trained in the ability to pull trains. Weak, nothing, compared to the gravitational force of this damn lake!
** After lots of suffering, Fail decides to switch sides of the controller with chat, Chat, with him now having control of Mario's movements and Chat controlling the buttons, using the fist emoji for punch, leg emoji for jump, and... [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers clown emoji for crouch/groundpound]] per Chat's request.



** After this, Fail changes up the controls one more time, allowing Chat to keep using buttons in addition to moving Mario forward, a command that is marked to the nose emoji... for some reason. However, it's not enough the counteract the spamming of clowns in the chat, so Fail changes the command to something more appealing: [[ToiletHumor the poop emoji]].

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** After this, Fail changes up the controls one more time, allowing Chat to keep using buttons in addition to moving Mario forward, a command that is marked to the nose emoji... for some reason. However, it's not enough the to counteract the spamming of clowns in the chat, so Fail changes the command to something more appealing: [[ToiletHumor the poop emoji]].



*** Upon this decision, Fail says something that unintentionally [[{{Foreshadowing}} foreshadows]] what goings to happen in a few seconds:

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*** Upon this decision, Fail says something that unintentionally [[{{Foreshadowing}} foreshadows]] what what's goings to happen in a few seconds:



---->'''Fail:''' We need an even balance of fisting and shitting. (''realizes'') [[ThatCameOutWrong I'm sorry, wow Whoa! Hold on a second there]]!

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---->'''Fail:''' We need an even balance of fisting and shitting. (''realizes'') [[ThatCameOutWrong I'm sorry, wow wow... Whoa! Hold on a second there]]!



--->'''Fail:''' If you look inside yourself and you feel only the slight tinge of loneliness and angry, I need you on shitting duty. If you're nothing but a kind soul, then I need you punching people in the face to help balance things in your life.
** After ''finally'' beating King Bob-Omb and getting the first star in the game, Fail says that despite being the worst stream he ever done, he admit that it might have just been a fun stream. Cut to Mario sliding right back into the water.

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--->'''Fail:''' If you look inside yourself and you feel only the slight tinge of loneliness and angry, anger, please, I need you on shitting duty. If you're nothing but a kind soul, then I need you punching people in the face to help balance things out in your life.
** After ''finally'' beating King Bob-Omb and getting the first star in the game, Fail says that despite being the worst stream he he's ever done, he admit that it might have just been a fun stream. Cut to Mario sliding right back into the water.
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* [[https://youtu.be/n1zjRmlhvjk?si=5biJX9C6x9BZNrpm Let's RUIN Pokemon Mystery Dungeon]]:
** For Fail's first photoshop, he takes a Bellsprout... and morphs it into a distorted Pikachu [[TheScreamParody parodying the Scream painting]]. Both his friends and his chat are ''absolutely'' disgusted.
--->'''Fail:''' Chat, this is just Bellsprout, what are you talking about?\\
'''Gab:''' I'm not a doctor, but I'm pretty freaking sure it's not.\\
'''Fail:''' See it's Bellsprout! It's like facial reconstruction surgery except it summons an actual satan.\\
'''Gab:''' It's more like closer from [[Film/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Silence of The Lambs]] like a skin mask or something than Bellsprout...\\
'''Fail:''' Someone in chat just said "[[NoJustNoReaction That is not Bellsprout]]".
*** While making this first nightmare, Fail also plays around with a PNG of a crying Pikachu, and manages to make an paint brush using it's face, like some kind of morbid marker. He then uses it to mimic the Creator/DisneyChannel slogan with it, much to the digust of his pals.
** One gimmick for a photoshop has the creators take away a Pokemon's most defining trait/feature. Etce goes ahead and takes away a Machamp's arms and head ridges. Fail throws out the idea that the ridges are removable and can placed in like toast in a toaster.
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** Later, when Fail comes across a Pianta that running around on fire, instead of helping the poor man, he says "[[AndThatsTerrible]] Well that sucks]]" before drinking and then ''splashing'' a cup of water on himself.

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** Later, when Fail comes across a Pianta that running around on fire, instead of helping the poor man, he says "[[AndThatsTerrible]] "[[AndThatsTerrible Well that sucks]]" before drinking and then ''splashing'' a cup of water on himself.
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* [[https://youtu.be/HVZD1wI4RHI?si=cNkdvuooEfDsECjD YOU ruin Pokemon Snap]]:
** For his playthrough of ''VideoGame/NewPokemonSnap'', Fail challenges his viewers to photoshop his own photos, with the best one going up on his fridge. Given that their Failboat fans, you ''know'' there's going to be some cursed photos shown in this video.
*** On his first outing, Fail takes a couple shots of [[MaleGaze a couple Pokémon's backsides]], so of course a lot of viewer make jokes about that in their photoshops. After he comes back, he jokes about the professor asking him if he has a fetish.
** Fail gets salty that his pictures of a cute Scorbunny sleeping only gets one star each, but his picture of a Bouffalant's butt is given two. His irritation gets even worse when the official Pokémon Twitter account uses a picture of the ''exact same Scorbunny'' to promote the game.
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** When Fail arrives at Bianco Hills, he enjoys the peppy music before singing alone with these lyrics:
--->'''Fail:''' [[LyricalDissonance Let's pretend that there isn't a terrorist on the loose right now]].
** Later, when Fail comes across a Pianta that running around on fire, instead of helping the poor man, he says "[[AndThatsTerrible]] Well that sucks]]" before drinking and then ''splashing'' a cup of water on himself.

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** Immediately upon starting gameplay, Fail decides to throw Mario right into the ocean, and keeping him there until he drowns. He states that he's just proving his innocence, as you can't go to jail if you're a corpse.

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** Immediately upon starting gameplay, Fail decides to throw Mario right into the ocean, and keeping him there until he drowns. He states that he's just proving his innocence, [[InsaneTrollLogic as you can't go to jail if you're a corpse.corpse]].


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** Fail keeps getting sidetracked while chasing Shadow Mario, first he tries hitting him with fruit like it's [[VideoGame/WiiSportsResort Wii bowling]], he tells Peach herself to snap his neck, and he even talks to the Pianta's that arrested him when he's supposed to be finishing the segment.
--->'''Fail:''' "Are you slacking off?" I'm killing someone! I'm surprised you're not throwing in jail for that!
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* [[https://youtu.be/h8LAlORACZU?si=YXQMdokOaUqQMboj Mario but drown]]:
** Fail's reaction to the Toad's OffModel faces:
--->'''Toad:''' What's this icky, paint-like goop?\\
'''Fail:''' Ehhh! That's called your face Toad! Ugh! What happened to their faces?
** Immediately upon starting gameplay, Fail decides to throw Mario right into the ocean, and keeping him there until he drowns. He states that he's just proving his innocence, as you can't go to jail if you're a corpse.
*** As soon as Mario dies, Fail is dubbed "CEO of Drowning".
** Here's a quick bit of SelfDeprecation:
--->'''Pianta:''' Your first job is to get rid of all that ugliness.
--->'''Fail:''' I've been working on that for the last 25 years of my life pal. Hadn't started early, ain't gonna start today.
** Shadow Mario's introduction and kidnapping of Peach is made hilarious with this narration:
--->'''Fail:''' Hey you guys wanna know how Super Mario Mario Super... g-gets the ladies? Well, I'll tell you how using these three simple steps. Step 1: Physically pick up lady in question. Step 2: ''[[PottyFailure Take a dump where you stand]]''. Step 3: RUN.

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** Every time the Big Shot enemy appears, a goofy kazoo cover of [[VideoGame/{{Deltarune}} BIG SHOT]] plays.

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** Every time the Big Shot enemy appears, a goofy poorly made kazoo cover of [[VideoGame/{{Deltarune}} BIG SHOT]] plays.



** Fail scolds a fellow player, saying that they don't have the manpower to accept dying, just before he gets knocked into the water and dies.

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** Fail scolds a fellow player, saying that they don't have the manpower to accept dying, just before he gets knocked into the water and dies.dies himself.
** Throughout the video, Chat (portrayed as Small Fry) is obsessed with eating the eggs to the point that they ask if Fail himself lays eggs and if so could they eat those too. It's at this point Fail asks what they've been doing with all the eggs he's been giving them, to which Chat responds it's not his concern. Fail says it's a little bit of a concern, as [[TemptingFate he doesn't want them turning into a 50-foot tall demon]]. Sure enough...
--->'''Chat:''' (''as Cohozuna'') [[VoiceOfTheLegion Hahaha my father]], [[OneWingedAngel this isn't even our final form]]!
** At one point, Fail goes to the bathroom while queuing into another game, mashing the A button the whole time. The moment is highlighted with the "I'm doing it!" audio from the WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants episode "Procrastination" playing over the gameplay, along with a picture of a guy joyfully tapping his controller while sitting on the toilet with the caption "Failboat bathroom POV".
*** When he returns, another player disconnects from the same match, at which Fail has this to say:
---->'''Fail:''' Despite literally playing Splatoon while taking a piss, I was still not the least productive member of my team.
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* [[https://youtu.be/xuwQQL_k7JQ?si=aAQ7G6kW7uEPp6MP The Salmon Run Experience]]
** Every time the Big Shot enemy appears, a goofy kazoo cover of [[VideoGame/{{Deltarune}} BIG SHOT]] plays.
** After finishing the third wave, Fail jumps into the water expecting to be picked up, only to find out that the game doesn't do that anymore and it appears like he gets left behind to die.
--->'''Fail:''' No, don't leave without me! They just leave you behind now? (''laughs'') I just jump in the water like "Whee! Let's go back!" (''Helicopter flies away'') "Uh... Grizzco? Grizz? Hey! Uh oh."
** Fail scolds a fellow player, saying that they don't have the manpower to accept dying, just before he gets knocked into the water and dies.
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** In their rematch against King Bob-Omb, Fail gives these directions to his chat:
--->'''Fail:''' If you look inside yourself and you feel only the slight tinge of loneliness and angry, I need you on shitting duty. If you're nothing but a kind soul, then I need you punching people in the face to help balance things in your life.
** After ''finally'' beating King Bob-Omb and getting the first star in the game, Fail says that despite being the worst stream he ever done, he admit that it might have just been a fun stream. Cut to Mario sliding right back into the water.
--->'''Fail:''' Fuck this.
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*** This ultimately leads to odd sentences like this:
---->'''Fail:''' We need an even balance of fisting and shitting. (''realizes'') [[ThatCameOutWrong I'm sorry, wow Whoa! Hold on a second there]]!

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** Upon starting the challenge where Fail and the live chat share a controller in ''VideoGame/SuperMario64'', Fail is given a proper demonstration to how the rest of this video will go as Chat struggles to get to the first cutscene and continuously falls into the nearby lake. Even better, even after they get to the bridge and talk to Lakitu (which took them a little under twenty minutes), Chat somehow walks ''right back into the water'', much to Fail's dispair.

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** Upon starting the challenge where Fail and the live chat share a controller in ''VideoGame/SuperMario64'', challenge, Fail is given a proper demonstration to how the rest of this video will go as Chat struggles to get to the first cutscene and continuously falls into the nearby lake. Even better, even after they get to the bridge and talk to Lakitu (which took them a little under twenty minutes), Chat somehow walks ''right back into the water'', much to Fail's dispair.



** After this, Fail changes up the controls one more time, allowing Chat to keep using buttons in addition to moving Mario forward, a command that is marked to the nose emoji... for some reason. However, it's not enough the counteract the spamming of clowns in the chat, so Fail changes the command to something more appealing: the poop emoji. Upon this decision, Fail says something that unintentionally [[{{Foreshadowing}} foreshadows]] what goings to happen in a few seconds:
--->'''Fail:''' I wanna have profanity, but I think that would be a little bit off brand. (''[[LampshadeHanging definition of foreshadowing fades in]]'')

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** After this, Fail changes up the controls one more time, allowing Chat to keep using buttons in addition to moving Mario forward, a command that is marked to the nose emoji... for some reason. However, it's not enough the counteract the spamming of clowns in the chat, so Fail changes the command to something more appealing: [[ToiletHumor the poop emoji. emoji]].
--->'''Fail:''' We're literally going to make you guys take a dump so powerful it outpowers the clowns, [[ARareSentence which is a sentence I didn't even think was possible until now]].
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Upon this decision, Fail says something that unintentionally [[{{Foreshadowing}} foreshadows]] what goings to happen in a few seconds:
--->'''Fail:''' ---->'''Fail:''' I wanna have profanity, but I think that would be a little bit off brand. (''[[LampshadeHanging definition of foreshadowing fades in]]'')in]]'')
** Sure enough, after failure to counteract the clowns, Fail breaks the rules of his own family friendly stream, and start swearing in order to get more people to press the poop emoji. It's also at this point Fail in editing asks the [=YouTube=] bot to stop proofing the video [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial at that specific point for no specific reason]].

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*** The clowns actually ends up being more of a hindrance to their progress, as trolls keep pressing clown to make Mario stop dead in his tracks or groundpound right into an enemy. Case in point, as soon as they get past all the enemies and start climbing the tower, Mario groundpounds right into a moving ball, crushing him and making them lose ''all of their progress'' and start right back outside the castle.
** After this, Fail changes up the controls one more time, allowing Chat to keep using buttons in addition to moving Mario forward, a command that is marked to the nose emoji... for some reason.

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*** The clowns actually ends up being more of a the biggest hindrance to their progress, as trolls keep pressing clown to make Mario stop dead in his tracks or groundpound right into an enemy.tracks. Case in point, as soon as they get past all the enemies and start climbing the tower, Mario groundpounds right into a moving ball, crushing him and making them lose ''all of their progress'' and start right back outside the castle.
** After this, Fail changes up the controls one more time, allowing Chat to keep using buttons in addition to moving Mario forward, a command that is marked to the nose emoji... for some reason. However, it's not enough the counteract the spamming of clowns in the chat, so Fail changes the command to something more appealing: the poop emoji. Upon this decision, Fail says something that unintentionally [[{{Foreshadowing}} foreshadows]] what goings to happen in a few seconds:
--->'''Fail:''' I wanna have profanity, but I think that would be a little bit off brand. (''[[LampshadeHanging definition of foreshadowing fades in]]'')
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** After lots of suffering, Fail decides to switch sides of the controller with chat, with him now having control of Mario's movements and Chat controlling the buttons, using the fist emoji for punch, leg emoji for jump, and... [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers clown emoji for crouch/groundpound]] per Chat's request.
*** The clowns actually ends up being more of a hindrance to their progress, as trolls keep pressing clown to make Mario stop dead in his tracks or groundpound right into an enemy. Case in point, as soon as they get past all the enemies and start climbing the tower, Mario groundpounds right into a moving ball, crushing him and making them lose ''all of their progress'' and start right back outside the castle.
** After this, Fail changes up the controls one more time, allowing Chat to keep using buttons in addition to moving Mario forward, a command that is marked to the nose emoji... for some reason.
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* [[https://youtu.be/5KOVSsSOoKk?si=olaOhVpD4Q6U19Qe How 5,413 people played Mario 64]]:
** Upon starting the challenge where Fail and the live chat share a controller in ''VideoGame/SuperMario64'', Fail is given a proper demonstration to how the rest of this video will go as Chat struggles to get to the first cutscene and continuously falls into the nearby lake. Even better, even after they get to the bridge and talk to Lakitu (which took them a little under twenty minutes), Chat somehow walks ''right back into the water'', much to Fail's dispair.
--->'''Failboat:''' Name me three things in fiction that are stronger than this water. [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Cloud Strife]] in [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosForNintendo3DSAndWiiU Super Smash Brothers 4]]. An actual black hole. A physical body builder trained in the ability to pull trains. Weak, nothing, compared to the gravitational force of this damn lake!
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'''Fail:''' (Beat) So is that a yes...?

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'''Fail:''' (Beat) So is that like a yes...?yes or like...?
*** During their final fight again Chaos Elfilis, Chat starts ''flirting'' with him and continues to do so for the rest of the fight, much to Dan's amused confusion.
---->'''Waddle Dee:''' Hey Kirby, is it just me, or is Chaos Elfilis kinda fine tho? Like, hey what you doing Elfilis? Should we get married and lay waste to this forgotten land?

---->'''Waddle Dee:''' I will keep climbing out of Hell so I can kill God. Or date him. Can't decide.

---->'''Waddle Dee:''' Ay Elfilis, did you sit a pile of sugar because you have a fine a.
*** And finally, the last line of the video:
---->'''Waddle Dee:''' I have tasted the blood of a god Kirby, and yet I require more. You're next.



-->'''Commentator Waddle Dee:''' Hello young lady. (''Bandana Waddle Dee stabs him with his spear'') AAAAA!\\

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-->'''Commentator --->'''Commentator Waddle Dee:''' Hello young lady. (''Bandana Waddle Dee stabs him with his spear'') AAAAA!\\

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*** When the pair gets to the Fecto Elfilis fight, Waddle Dee drops this:

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*** When the pair gets to the Fecto Elfilis fight, Waddle Dee drops this:this little piece of gold:



'''Fail:''' Rich coming from you!

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'''Fail:''' [[HypocriticalHumor Rich coming from you!you]]!
*** While fighting Phantom King Dedede, Waddle Dee reveals a horrific experience he had with the king:
---->'''Waddle Dee:''' Yesterday, I was going to take a shower and King Dedede was in there. [[BrainBleach I've seen things, Kirby, awful things]].
*** After failing to beat Ultimate Cup Z the first time, Dan buys a bunch of items that increases their health and power before realized he spent all his money, making it so he can't restart to another level. Fail then asked Chat if they're prepared for one final attempt. Chat's response?
---->'''Chat:''' VideoGame/{{Gex}} our lord savior praise him love him [[BreadEggsMilkSquick eat him]], we desire him we crave him we love the Gex we need the Gex all we need is the Gex [[HumanSacrifice we shall commit a mass scar-fice to bring our lord Gex to us]] [[VoiceOfTheLegion and you shall be the catalyst Dan]].\\
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** This moment before starting Ultimate Cup Z:
--->'''Fail:''' We have defeated the Meta Knight Cup ([[GoodBadBugs kinda]]), we have defeated the Ultimate Cup (entirely), we have defeated the Commentator Waddle Dee's funds.
-->'''Commentator Waddle Dee:''' Hello young lady. (''Bandana Waddle Dee stabs him with his spear'') AAAAA!\\
'''Fail:''' (''laughs'') We have stabbed him in the heart, we have taken his job!
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* [[https://youtu.be/EeiADx8fvss?si=ehG5b12MTdMKSLZE So Chat played Kirby...]]:
** Throughout their journey to defeat all three arenas in ''Forgotten Land'', Chat (playing as Bandana Waddle Dee) gets to speak through TTS, and what they say ranges from hilarious to dark to frankly odd to a nutty combination of all three. We can't list them all, but a few of the highlights includes:
*** You know you're in for a ride when one of the first things Chat say is:
---->'''Chat:''' Let's give them Waddle Dee's nuts.
---->'''Fail:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck This is going to be the broadcast that makes turn off text-to-speech forever isn't it]]?
*** During the first boss fight of the first arena:
---->'''Waddle Dee:''' Hey Kirby, [[GenuineHumanHide did you know that my bandana is made of skin]]?
*** While Fail is being beat up by Meta Knight and begging for help, Chat starts shilling out for ''VideoGame/RaidShadowLegends''.
*** When the pair gets to the Fecto Elfilis fight, Waddle Dee drops this:
---->'''Waddle Dee:''' Alright Kirby, I've been respectful of your choices for a while. But for the love of Dee, [[PleasePutSomeClothesOn please put on some pants]].\\
'''Fail:''' Rich coming from you!
** After beating the Ultimate Cup, Chat asks how they can take a screenshot. Fail reveals that they have to type the following: "[[{{Narcissist}} Failboat, my lord, you are truly the greatest in all the lands. That moment was absolutely superb I wish to treasure it forever]]"
--->'''Fail:''' Why is it written so egotistically? Because I'm really egotistical.
*** On the other hand, if Chat wants to record a video, they type "[[SelfDeprecation this stream sucks lol boring bye]]"

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