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4th Apr '16 3:29:33 AM cosmicman12
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* During of the Lanius events, they will offer to sell you something, the text mentioning they seem to have advanced translator due to their better than Lanius average grasp of the Common Language. You can choose to accept their deal, decline outright, or alternatively. Decline the offer, but ask about their translator, which they offer to sell to you. One would except an Augment that opens Blue Options with the Lanius. What do you get? [[spoiler: A Lanius crewmember who's name is [[HisNameReallyIsBarkeep Translator.]]]]
26th Jan '16 8:39:13 AM henry42
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** Even better if said weapon is the [[GameBreaker Chain]] [[MoreDakka Vulcan]]. The most powerful weapon in the game that can turn anything short of the Flagship into scrap is just floating randomly through space and you came across it by sheer luck.

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** Even better if said weapon is the [[MoreDakka Chain Vulcan]]. [[GameBreaker Chain]] [[MoreDakka Vulcan]]. The most powerful weapon in the game game]], that can turn anything short of the Flagship into scrap is just floating randomly through space and you came across it by sheer luck.
24th Jan '16 6:57:01 AM BobTheBard
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** If one of your crew members fails to defuse a space mine, they get blasted off towards the sun... only to later stumble out of the clone bay looking sheepish and apologetic as if they'd just been caught doing something embarrassing, not exploded by a mine.
10th Aug '15 5:53:05 PM SgtFrog1
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* If your crew dies during the Tutorial level (really, it is impossible to die in the tutorial unless you ''try''), the game sarcastically replies ''"[[EpicFail Somehow you've died during the introduction training exercise.]] [[NonStandardGameOver Feel free to try again but this doesn't bode well for your mission.]]"''

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* If your crew dies during the Tutorial level (really, it is impossible to die in the tutorial unless you actually ''try''), the game sarcastically replies ''"[[EpicFail Somehow you've died during the introduction training exercise.]] [[NonStandardGameOver Feel free to try again but this doesn't bode well for your mission.]]"''
28th May '15 10:23:45 AM LucaEarlgrey
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* If your crew dies during the Tutorial level, the game sarcastically replies ''"[[EpicFail Somehow you've died during the introduction training exercise.]] [[NonStandardGameOver Feel free to try again but this doesn't bode well for your mission.]]"''

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* If your crew dies during the Tutorial level, level (really, it is impossible to die in the tutorial unless you ''try''), the game sarcastically replies ''"[[EpicFail Somehow you've died during the introduction training exercise.]] [[NonStandardGameOver Feel free to try again but this doesn't bode well for your mission.]]"''
13th Apr '15 4:29:36 PM demonfiren
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* In Abandoned Sectors, the newly discovered Lanius are taking apart the debris fields. One of their surrender texts states that they use their limited knowledge of human culture to convey their meaning. They wave around {{WhiteFlag}}s WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes' style.

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* In Abandoned Sectors, the newly discovered Lanius are taking apart the debris fields. One of their surrender texts states that they use their limited knowledge of human culture to convey their meaning. They wave around {{WhiteFlag}}s {{White Flag}}s WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes' style.
21st Mar '15 4:24:07 PM TikiTong
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** Even better if said weapon is the [[GameBreaker Chain]] [[MoreDakka Vulcan]]. The most powerful weapon in the game that can turn anything short of the Flagship into scrap is just floating randomly through space and you came across it by sheer luck.
25th Feb '15 5:56:41 PM JK7616
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* If you have upgraded doors, and the enemy is dumb enough to teleport a boarding party into the airlock, you can open to airlock doors. [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential You can sit back and laugh while they attempt to bash the doors open as they slowly choke to death.]]

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* If you have upgraded doors, and the enemy is dumb enough to teleport a boarding party into the airlock, you can open to the airlock doors. [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential You can sit back and laugh while they attempt to bash the doors open as they slowly choke to death.]]
25th Feb '15 5:56:12 PM JK7616
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* If you have upgraded doors, and the enemy is dumb enough to teleport a boarding party into the airlock, you can open to airlock doors. [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential You can sit back and laugh while they attempt to bash the doors open as they slowly choke to death.]]
20th Feb '15 9:07:34 PM LucaEarlgrey
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* If the enemy ship is on fire when you defeat it by way of killing all crew or making them surrender, it's possible that the system damage that the fire causes can finish off the ship, resulting in the sudden, amusing sight of the ship exploding while you're just idling around in the area after battle.

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* If the enemy ship is on fire when you defeat it by way of killing all crew or making them surrender, it's possible that the system damage that the fire causes can finish off the ship, resulting in the sudden, amusing sight of the ship exploding while you're just idling around in the area after battle.doing post-battle repairs.
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