History Funny / FTLFasterThanLight

18th Feb '18 2:56:51 AM Azaram
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* During one of the Lanius events, they will offer to sell you something, the text mentioning they seem to have an advanced translator due to their better than Lanius average grasp of the Common Language. You can choose to accept their deal, decline outright, or alternatively, decline the offer, but ask about their translator, which they offer to sell to you. One would except an Augment that opens Blue Options with the Lanius. What do you get? [[spoiler:A Lanius crewmember whose name is [[HisNameReallyIsBarkeep Translator.]]]]

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* During one of the Lanius events, they will offer to sell you something, the text mentioning they seem to have an advanced translator due to their better than Lanius average grasp of the Common Language. You can choose to accept their deal, decline outright, or alternatively, decline the offer, but ask about their translator, which they offer to sell to you. One would except expect an Augment that opens Blue Options with the Lanius. What do you get? [[spoiler:A Lanius crewmember whose name is [[HisNameReallyIsBarkeep Translator.]]]]
8th Jan '18 1:20:14 PM N.Harmonik
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* How do rock crew members put out fires and repair damaged systems? [[PercussiveMaintenance by jumping up and down on the fire and then smacking the system with their bare fists!]] Somehow, this is just as effective as fire suppressant and wrenches.

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* How do rock crew members put out fires and repair damaged systems? [[PercussiveMaintenance by By jumping up and down on the fire and then smacking the system with their bare fists!]] Somehow, this is just as effective as fire suppressant and wrenches.
15th Oct '17 5:12:19 PM ironsnake345
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* How do rock crew members put out fires and repair damaged systems? [[PercussiveMaintenance by jumping up and down on the fire and then smacking the system with their bare fists!]] Somehow, this is just as effective as fire suppressant and wrenches.
20th Sep '17 12:52:56 AM mack
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* In a more "stupid funny" than "haha funny" way there is an event in the Captain's edition mod where a member of the crew turns out to be a Rebel traitor. Which becomes stupid funny if the member of the crew who is the traitor also happens to be the crew member generated via the "talk to the crew" event where one of your Mantis (a species who are fully capable just after birth) tell you they've just had a baby. Somehow in the few hours/days/months since their birth they decided to betray their parent and the new crew.
17th Jul '17 6:25:10 AM Doug86
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* In the Engi virus event, an Engi ship is ready to fire on yours because there's a computer virus aboard. If you have a Lanius crew member, you'll notice it gesturing frantically. That in itself is pretty amusing, since one may not expect a monstrous, metal-eating, oxygen-draining, walking [[ASongOfIceAndFire Iron Throne]] to hop around trying to get attention. The Lanius knows which computer on your ship holds the virus and simply eats the terminal to destroy the virus.

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* In the Engi virus event, an Engi ship is ready to fire on yours because there's a computer virus aboard. If you have a Lanius crew member, you'll notice it gesturing frantically. That in itself is pretty amusing, since one may not expect a monstrous, metal-eating, oxygen-draining, walking [[ASongOfIceAndFire [[GromekASongOfIceAndFire Iron Throne]] to hop around trying to get attention. The Lanius knows which computer on your ship holds the virus and simply eats the terminal to destroy the virus.
29th Jun '17 8:48:32 PM Thecommander236
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* During one of the Lanius events, they will offer to sell you something, the text mentioning they seem to have advanced translator due to their better than Lanius average grasp of the Common Language. You can choose to accept their deal, decline outright, or alternatively. Decline the offer, but ask about their translator, which they offer to sell to you. One would except an Augment that opens Blue Options with the Lanius. What do you get? [[spoiler: A Lanius crewmember whose name is [[HisNameReallyIsBarkeep Translator.]]]]

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* During one of the Lanius events, they will offer to sell you something, the text mentioning they seem to have an advanced translator due to their better than Lanius average grasp of the Common Language. You can choose to accept their deal, decline outright, or alternatively. Decline alternatively, decline the offer, but ask about their translator, which they offer to sell to you. One would except an Augment that opens Blue Options with the Lanius. What do you get? [[spoiler: A [[spoiler:A Lanius crewmember whose name is [[HisNameReallyIsBarkeep Translator.]]]]
29th Jun '17 8:35:53 PM Thecommander236
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* One event has a ship of Slugs ask for your help in fixing their oxygen generation unit. Normally you get the option of either helping them or ignoring them, and if you help them then you wind up being boarded or losing a crew member. However, if you have [[InsectoidAliens a Mantis crew]] you get a special choice that results in: "Once on board, [[BlatantLies it becomes clear that nothing is wrong with their O2 system]]. Almost expecting this, [[BloodKnight your Mantis calmly responds to the trap]]. [[PaintTheTownRed Once a couple of the Slugs have been spread across the walls of their ship]], [[DidntThinkThisThrough the rest surrender.]]"

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* One event has a ship of Slugs ask for your help in fixing their oxygen generation unit. Normally you get the option of either helping them or ignoring them, and if you help them then you usually wind up being boarded or losing a crew member. However, if you have [[InsectoidAliens a Mantis crew]] you get a special choice that results in: "Once on board, [[BlatantLies it becomes clear that nothing is wrong with their O2 system]]. Almost expecting this, [[BloodKnight your Mantis calmly responds to the trap]]. [[PaintTheTownRed Once a couple of the Slugs have been spread across the walls of their ship]], [[DidntThinkThisThrough the rest surrender.]]"
16th Dec '16 12:26:08 PM Diask
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* One event has a ship of Slugs ask for your help in fixing their oxygen generation unit. Normally you get the option of either helping them or ignoring them, and if you help them then you wind up being boarded or losing a crew member. However, if you have [[InsectoidAliens a Mantis crew]] you get a special choice that results in: "Once on board, [[BlatantLies it becomes clear that nothing is wrong with their O2 system]]. [[GenreSavvy Almost expecting this]], [[BloodKnight your Mantis calmly responds to the trap]]. [[PaintTheTownRed Once a couple of the Slugs have been spread across the walls of their ship]], [[DidntThinkThisThrough the rest surrender.]]"

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* One event has a ship of Slugs ask for your help in fixing their oxygen generation unit. Normally you get the option of either helping them or ignoring them, and if you help them then you wind up being boarded or losing a crew member. However, if you have [[InsectoidAliens a Mantis crew]] you get a special choice that results in: "Once on board, [[BlatantLies it becomes clear that nothing is wrong with their O2 system]]. [[GenreSavvy Almost expecting this]], this, [[BloodKnight your Mantis calmly responds to the trap]]. [[PaintTheTownRed Once a couple of the Slugs have been spread across the walls of their ship]], [[DidntThinkThisThrough the rest surrender.]]"



* During of the Lanius events, they will offer to sell you something, the text mentioning they seem to have advanced translator due to their better than Lanius average grasp of the Common Language. You can choose to accept their deal, decline outright, or alternatively. Decline the offer, but ask about their translator, which they offer to sell to you. One would except an Augment that opens Blue Options with the Lanius. What do you get? [[spoiler: A Lanius crewmember whose name is [[HisNameReallyIsBarkeep Translator.]]]]

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* During one of the Lanius events, they will offer to sell you something, the text mentioning they seem to have advanced translator due to their better than Lanius average grasp of the Common Language. You can choose to accept their deal, decline outright, or alternatively. Decline the offer, but ask about their translator, which they offer to sell to you. One would except an Augment that opens Blue Options with the Lanius. What do you get? [[spoiler: A Lanius crewmember whose name is [[HisNameReallyIsBarkeep Translator.]]]]]]]]
* In Zoltan sectors, you can encounter a Zoltan SpacePolice chasing a Mantis ship through an asteroid field. If you decide to help the Mantis by fighting the Zoltan ship, they will be so grateful they will take "only" three fourths of the loot. The narration can only snark by saying "how civilized" they are.
17th May '16 10:37:12 PM Twentington
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* During of the Lanius events, they will offer to sell you something, the text mentioning they seem to have advanced translator due to their better than Lanius average grasp of the Common Language. You can choose to accept their deal, decline outright, or alternatively. Decline the offer, but ask about their translator, which they offer to sell to you. One would except an Augment that opens Blue Options with the Lanius. What do you get? [[spoiler: A Lanius crewmember who's name is [[HisNameReallyIsBarkeep Translator.]]]]

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* During of the Lanius events, they will offer to sell you something, the text mentioning they seem to have advanced translator due to their better than Lanius average grasp of the Common Language. You can choose to accept their deal, decline outright, or alternatively. Decline the offer, but ask about their translator, which they offer to sell to you. One would except an Augment that opens Blue Options with the Lanius. What do you get? [[spoiler: A Lanius crewmember who's whose name is [[HisNameReallyIsBarkeep Translator.]]]]
4th Apr '16 3:29:33 AM cosmicman12
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* During of the Lanius events, they will offer to sell you something, the text mentioning they seem to have advanced translator due to their better than Lanius average grasp of the Common Language. You can choose to accept their deal, decline outright, or alternatively. Decline the offer, but ask about their translator, which they offer to sell to you. One would except an Augment that opens Blue Options with the Lanius. What do you get? [[spoiler: A Lanius crewmember who's name is [[HisNameReallyIsBarkeep Translator.]]]]
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