History Funny / EverybodyLovesRaymond

12th Jan '18 3:37:09 PM speedyboris
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** Ray with Coach Brian after the game:
--> '''Brian''': Raymond, all I'm trying to say is that when you kid around, it seems that you're genuinely concerned that Geoffrey's doing something bad.\\
'''Ray''': Well, no no no no. That's not it at all.\\
'''Brian''': Well, then, why make fun of your son?\\
'''Ray''': I wasn't making fun. I was making fun''ny''!\\
'''Brian''': "He's allergic to the basketball"? That's not funny.\\
'''Ray''': ''(smirking)'' It ''is'' a ''little'' funny.
15th Dec '17 6:57:59 PM speedyboris
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** Earlier in the same scene, when Robert shared a similar story about how he quit chorus in the seventh grade, and began singing to piss Frank off:
--> '''Frank''': ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH! That's how it starts!\\
'''Robert''': What?\\
'''Frank''': Singing, dancing!\\
'''Ray''': Showering regularly!\\
'''Frank''': Why don't you go hang some drapes?\\
'''Marie''': Stop it, Frank. I was so sad when he quit chorus.\\
'''Robert''': I had to. Everyone was making fun of me.\\
'''Marie''': That's why you quit? I don't remember anybody making fun of you.\\
'''Robert''': Dad told me people were making fun of me.\\
'''Marie''': What people? Who?\\
'''Frank''': People.\\
'''Marie''': What people?\\
'''Frank''': ''(evasive)'' People... within the community.\\
'''Robert''': It was just ''you'', wasn't it, Dad?\\
'''Frank''': I represent the community!
7th Dec '17 12:51:48 AM SventheCrusader
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* In "The Bird", Pat puts a wounded bird out of its misery by snapping its neck. The [=MacDougalls=] think it's normal, while the Barones are horrified. Robert is firmly in the horrified camp, until Debra (who had been in the kitchen while this happened) asked, "What was Pat supposed to do? Perform surgery?" Then he changes his mind. Amy's [[HairTriggerTemper reaction is priceless:]]

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* In "The Bird", Pat puts a wounded bird out of its misery by snapping its neck. The [=MacDougalls=] think it's normal, while the Barones are horrified. Robert is firmly in the horrified camp, until Debra (who had been in the kitchen while this happened) asked, "What was Pat supposed to do? Perform surgery?" Then he changes his mind. Amy's [[HairTriggerTemper reaction [[BewareTheNiceOnes reaction]] is priceless:]]priceless:
25th Nov '17 10:10:41 AM Chiropteru
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-->'''Marie''': I talked to the man up front, and I told him I had to speak to you about my son Robert. And they asked me if I was the "lucky suit lady", ''(humble chuckle)'' which I guess I am. So I said yes, and [[{{Troll}} they smiled and they let me in.]]\\

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-->'''Marie''': I talked to the man up front, and I told him I had to speak to you about my son Robert. And they asked me if I was the "lucky suit lady", ''(humble chuckle)'' ''(chuckle)'' which I guess I am. So I said yes, and [[{{Troll}} they smiled and they let me in.]]\\
12th Nov '17 9:30:27 PM SventheCrusader
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--> '''Robert''': You think she has this in her collection? ''(imitating Barry White)'' "Oh, take off that brassiere, my dear!"

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--> '''Robert''': You think she has this in her collection? ''(imitating Barry White)'' "Oh, "Oh baby, take off that brassiere, my dear!"


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** Amy confronting Marie about her manipulations, accusing her of using her and Robert...and giving us this gem:
--> '''Amy:''' And just so you know, Robert was willing to try, [[{{Squick}} but he couldn't get you out of his head!]]
--> '''Robert:''' ''(slowly slumping forward with shame)'' Aaaaammmyyyyyy...
26th Oct '17 5:22:27 PM Chiropteru
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--> '''Robert''': Oh God... it's like a "psycho" version of ''Series/ThisIsYourLife''.

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--> '''Robert''': Oh God... it's like a "psycho" version the special psycho edition of ''Series/ThisIsYourLife''.
24th Oct '17 4:02:38 PM speedyboris
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* "It's Supposed to Be Fun": Robert gets sick from riding the merry-go-round at the playground. When he return to the basketball game that Geoffrey's playing in, Marie rubs his stomach, leading to:
--> '''Robert''': That's okay, Ma. I'm fine now. ''(quiet shouting)'' Stop rubbing my tummy!\\
'''Frank''': Hey, remember the time you had that clam roll at Howard Johnson's?\\
'''Robert''': All right, Dad.\\
'''Frank''': And you washed it down with a strawberry milk shake?\\
'''Robert''': Yeah, I remember, Dad. Please stop.\\
'''Frank''': I had a sardine sandwich with onions and mayonnaise, and it was warm, I recall.\\
'''Robert''': Why do this?\\
'''Frank''': [[ComedicSociopathy I find your discomfort amusing.]]
24th Oct '17 12:21:32 PM Chiropteru
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* In "Anniversary", when Marie and Frank talk about the time they almost got divorced, Marie begins the story by mentioning that she and Frank were a lot like Ray and Debra back then. We are then treated to a flashback, in which the younger Frank and Marie are played by Ray Romano in a bald wig and Patricia Heaton in a blonde wig and heavy makeup, respectively.

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* In "Anniversary", when Marie and Frank talk about the time they almost got divorced, Marie begins the story by mentioning that she and Frank were a lot like Ray and Debra back then. We are then treated to a flashback, in which the younger Frank and Marie are played by Ray Romano in a bald wig and fake paunch and Patricia Heaton in a blonde wig and heavy makeup, respectively.
8th Oct '17 2:19:40 PM Chiropteru
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-->'''Marie''': I talked to the man up front, and I told him I had to speak to you about my son Robert. And they asked me if I was the "lucky suit lady", ''(humble chuckle)'' which I guess I am. So I said yes, and [[TheGadfly they smiled and they let me in.]]\\

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-->'''Marie''': I talked to the man up front, and I told him I had to speak to you about my son Robert. And they asked me if I was the "lucky suit lady", ''(humble chuckle)'' which I guess I am. So I said yes, and [[TheGadfly [[{{Troll}} they smiled and they let me in.]]\\
8th Oct '17 2:01:19 PM Chiropteru
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-->'''Marie''': I talked to the man up front, and I told him I had to speak to you about my son Robert. And they asked me if I was the "lucky suit lady", ''(humble chuckle)'' which I guess I am. So I said yes, and they smiled and they let me in.\\

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-->'''Marie''': I talked to the man up front, and I told him I had to speak to you about my son Robert. And they asked me if I was the "lucky suit lady", ''(humble chuckle)'' which I guess I am. So I said yes, and [[TheGadfly they smiled and they let me in.\\]]\\
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