History Funny / EverybodyLovesRaymond

29th Mar '17 8:30:46 AM speedyboris
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** When Ray takes pictures of Robert in the basement and passes them off as a professional photographers, he shows the family and they're disgusted with the low quality.

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** When Ray takes pictures of Robert in the basement and passes them off as a professional photographers, photographer's, he shows the family and they're disgusted with the low quality.
29th Mar '17 8:30:27 AM speedyboris
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** When Ray takes pictures of Robert in the basement and passes them off as a professional photographers, he shows the family and they're disgusted with the low quality.
--> '''Frank''': You didn't pay money for these, did you?\\
'''Ray''': What are you talking about?\\
'''Amy''': Well, Robert, I think you're very handsome, but these pictures are kind of lousy.\\
'''Ray''': What?\\
'''Marie''': I agree with Amy. You're a beautiful boy, Robbie, and these photos don't do you justice.\\
'''Amy''': They're kind of out of focus.\\
'''Ray''': They're not out of focus. Show me where they're out of focus. In fact, I don't know anything about photography, but these are the best pictures I've ever seen.\\
'''Debra''': What about this one? The top of his head's cut off.\\
'''Ray''': They're going for something! Open your mind!\\
'''Frank''': Open the trash and throw these in.
20th Mar '17 8:11:14 AM speedyboris
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-->'''Ray:''' We don't have any liquor--
-->'''Debra:''' Top cabinet, behind the cream of wheat.

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-->'''Ray:''' We don't have any liquor--
-->'''Debra:'''
liquor--\\
'''Debra:'''
Top cabinet, behind the cream of wheat.wheat.
** The ending:
--> '''Robert''': Mom, I'm gonna stay a cop. Raymond said I should. ''(walks by her on the stairs)''\\
'''Ray''': ''(Marie slowly walks down the stairs towards Ray)'' Oh, all right, just take it easy. Listen, ma, just... I stopped him from being a dancer. ROBERT, TRIP THE ALARM!
17th Mar '17 12:13:59 PM speedyboris
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** Frank's section of the Christmas letter is just a list of his favorite cable channels and "His love affair with bacon continues."
--> '''Frank''': What am I now? Just a list of cable channels and a big pile of bacon waiting to die!
17th Mar '17 12:03:00 PM speedyboris
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* "Debra's Parents": Debra briefly gets excited about her divorced parents possibly getting back together after Ray informs Debra he saw her parents having sex. But Ray breaks it to her: They're not getting back together; they're just having casual sex. Debra goes upstairs to talk to her parents about it; when she gets upstairs, she is heard yelling "Oh come ''on''! ''(bolts down the stairs)'' They're doing it ''again''!"

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* "Debra's Parents": Parents": Ray tries confronting Warren and Lois about their fooling around:
--> '''Warren''': Ray, we're not getting back together.\\
'''Ray''': Yeah, but you guys were...\\
'''Warren''': That doesn't mean we're back together.\\
'''Ray''': So that was just-\\
'''Lois''': ''(bluntly)'' SEX.\\
'''Ray''': Aah.
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Debra briefly gets excited about her divorced parents possibly getting back together after Ray informs Debra he saw her parents having sex. But Ray breaks it to her: They're not getting back together; they're just having casual sex. Debra goes upstairs to talk to her parents about it; when she gets upstairs, she is heard yelling "Oh come ''on''! ''(bolts down the stairs)'' They're doing it ''again''!"
26th Feb '17 3:13:31 PM Chiropteru
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--> '''Ray''': Did dad or the ham come back from the lodge yet?\\

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--> '''Ray''': Did dad or Dad and/or the ham ever come back from the lodge yet?\\back?\\
24th Feb '17 8:58:56 AM speedyboris
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** When Debra first finds out about the purposefully-botched invitations, she's furious. Contrast to Ray, who just came home from work: "Hey, jelly cheeks!" Rather than chew him out right away, Debra puts on a happy poker face and gives Ray the invitations. When Ray is horrified to discover that the bad ones were actually sent out, he purposefully spills on the invitation, then lights it on fire, and dumps it down the garbage disposal. He then tells Debra: "Anyway, something smells gooooood! Mmmm, damn, woman!"
16th Feb '17 11:25:14 AM speedyboris
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* "Boys' Therapy": Marie, Amy, and Debra read the newspaper and discover that the therapist that Ray, Robert, and Frank have been claiming to go to (they were going to the track instead) passed away. When the trio present the guys with the obituary, Frank heads for the door.
--> '''Marie''': Where do you think you're going, Frank?\\
'''Frank''': The news is depressing, I'm gonna lie down.\\
'''Marie''': Frank, you better take a ''good'' look at this section, 'cause you're gonna ''be'' in there tomorrow!
16th Feb '17 10:25:04 AM speedyboris
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** This bit:
--> '''Ray''': Did dad or the ham come back from the lodge yet?\\
'''Marie''': One came back inside the other.
16th Feb '17 10:06:29 AM speedyboris
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* In "Debra at the Lodge", Debra sings "Put the Blame on Maim" to the (secretly perverted) old guys at the lodge, and Garvin makes a suggestion: Stand on top of the piano and sing it. Debra agrees, and one of the old men mutters, "Hurry up."
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