History Funny / EscapeTheNight

* When the group encounters the first clown, Joey and Colleen express a fear of clowns, with Colleen even asking if anyone likes clowns. Cut to [=MatPat=] saying he finds clowns delightful.

* Bretman is in the lead at first in the death challenge... but when he gets to the third part of it, which is rowing the boat down the lake to get the Jolly Roger flag and back, ''he doesn't notice for several moments that his boat is still tied to the dock, despite rowing for his life''.

* Shane's final words before he gets poisoned? [[TemptingFate "Y'all jealous?"]].

* Lele and Eva attempting to calm Vincent, with Lele calling Vincent "sweetie" and Eva claiming that the group likes lightbulbs.

* Liza. Just Liza in general.

* Jesse and [=DeStorm=] being GenreSavvy.

-->'''Liza:''' I'm about to get killed in front of all these people I just met....I didn't even have a chance to party yet!

* When the group opens up the door to the library, they find Alex on the desk wrapped in spider web. Liza not only calls it "a massive tampon," but basically jokes? that Jorogumo was trying to flirt with him.

* It's even funnier with a long silence before this simple answer from Colleen.
-->'''Colleen:'''...Bitch.

-->'''Jc''': How f*cked up would it be if Matt's the one who voted for me?\\

** Safiya hilariously mimics a pose that Mat striked earlier to impress Teala and the clowns.

* While Colleen is flirting with Mortimer--who previously flirted with Nikita in the first episode, Nikita has this to say:

-->'''Liza:''' I'm about to get killed in front of all these people I just met....I didn't even have a chance to party yet!"

-->'''Nikita:''' Could everyone please shut up for just a [[SuddenlyShouting SECOND!]] Thank you.

'''Colleen:''' Oh, honey now were talking.

!!Episode 8, Cursed Treasure"

'''Lele':'' Oh they're hot, awesome bodies.

Spoilers are currently unmarked, so read with caution.

[[folder: Season 1]]

---> '''Joey:''' I actually inherited this house from a distant cousin, twice removed.
---> '''[=GloZell=]:''' My cousins give me nothin'!

---> '''Joey:''' So is this impressive to you? My estate?
---> '''Sierra:''' (unimpressed) Oh… it's cute.
---> '''[=GloZell=]:''' Wha- am I the only poor one here?
---> '''Timothy:''' You got a bedazzled headband on!
---> '''[=GloZell=]:''' I stole it.

---> '''[=GloZell=]''': [[LargeHam OH HELL NO! I REBUKE YOU SATAN!]]

* Shane’s [[spoiler:final words before he gets Poisoned? [[TemptingFate “Y'all jealous?”]]]].
* While trying to solve their first puzzle.
---> '''Andrea:''' We're not doing very good, man…
---> '''Sierra:''' We need a mathematician, where's the mathematician?
---> '''Timothy:''' Would you shut up? [[AsianAndNerdy I'm Asian, I got this!]]

---> '''[=GloZell=]:''' I will fork your ass up, what is underneath that bowl?!

* A FunnyBackgroundEvent, during the first voting, Matt misspells Lele's name as 'Lela'. Wether this was unintentional or just to get back at her is unknown.

---> '''[=GloZell=]:''' I finally get dessert and there's a goddamn finger in it!

--->'''Oli:''' Who voted for Joey?
--->'''[=GloZell=]:''' (EvilLaugh)
--->'''Sierra:''' [[CaptainObvious It was her!]]

* While Matt is ranting on and on about why they should vote for Lele, [=GloZell=] points out that he just doesn't like her. Timothy has a different theory.
---> '''[=GloZell=]''' You just don't like that much, that's your problem. I'll be surprised if she doesn't come back. I'll be really shocked.
---> '''Timothy:''' (begins to poke Matt like a teasing little kid) [[ShipperOnDeck Or maybe he likes her!]]
---> '''Matt:''' (with uncomfortable laughter) [[SarcasmMode Yeah, right.]]

* From Episode 4, ''Mannequins'': While Joey and Lele are competing in their challenge, the rest of the guests upstairs speculate about what exactly is going on and their suspicions about whether Joey or Lele would die in the challenge, leading to Timothy saying THIS:
---> '''Timothy:''' So, like, he's not dying. Maybe he's getting, like, you know, hit with some ghost dicks...
---> '''Oli:''' What?

* Joey and Lele's death challenge in Episode 4, "Mannequins," is actually hilarious to watch. From [[spoiler:making out with mannequins to Lele having a ''menage a trois'' with mannequins, to Joey banging a mannequin]] coupled with Joey and Lele's awkward reactions during the whole thing while watching each other in the latter CasanovaWannabe acts, it's guaranteed at least some hilarity in both their commentaries during the challenge and the challenge itself.

* Also from "Mannequins": While [=GloZell=] is dying due to the effects of the murder journal, Timothy has THIS to say:
--> '''Timothy:''' She's twerk-dying!

* Before [=GloZell=] begins to choke, we have Joey and Lele arguing about who to kill, Lele suggests killing Matt, since he wants her dead. It’s all pretty intense until we cut back to the lounge, where Matt is ranting on and on about Lele while everyone else is looking annoyed, bored and tired.

** Also, Timothy jumps onto a chair and has a 'WTF?!?' expression on his face.

* From Episode 5, ''Freak Show'': The way Timothy gets caught by the Guardian during the group challenge. He tries to act as a distraction, only to literally slip and fall on the grass and so he gets caught.

--> '''Matt:''' After you!
--> '''Lele:''' (while writing down Matt's name) Matt!
--> '''Matt:''' You can put me in at any time. I'm coming back for sure.
--> (Lele reveals her vote to the group, basically rubbing it in Matt's face. Everyone starts to snicker.)
--> '''Matt''' Actually, you know what. I'm going to be the bigger man and guess who's name I'm not writing down?
--> '''Sierra''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Mine?]]
--> '''Matt:''' Lele's.
--> '''Lele''' Well, you're going to heaven.
--> '''Matt:''' And you can go to hell.

* Lele almost beating up an old man in the circus and getting annoyed with Madison's muffled voice.
** Lele admiring Madison's sisters while keeping watch.
--> '''Joey:''' Lele, do you see the mermaids?
--> '''Lele':'' Oh they're hot, awesome bodies.

--> '''Joey:''': These look like demonic fingerprints!
--> '''Timothy:''' Nah, those are mine.

--> '''Oli:''' The music is going to attract the mermaids.
--> '''Joey:''' Yes, but I don’t want them inside the house!
--> '''Timothy:''' [[SarcasmMode Yeah, they’re gonna get wet all over the carpet.]] [[SincerityMode It’s a really nice carpet.]]

--> '''Timothy:''' This demon is gonna be pissed, ‘cause we broke so many nice globes...

* The usually serious Oli gets a good one at the end of Episode 7, when Madison the creepy mermaid is freed.
--> '''Oli:''' Aw, I wanted to get her number...

* At the beginning of Episode 8, the group has to solve three riddles, Lele constantly tries to randomly guess the answer or take credit for someone else's answer, then comes the final riddle and everyone is quiet, until [[HiddenDepths Lele]] says fire. Everyone dismisses it at first but it turns out to be correct. Lele's smug expression makes it all the more hilarious.
** Immediately afterwards they open the chest and find a piece of gold in the chest. Joey and Lele take one quick look before reaching in to grab it. They begin to fight over the piece of gold until Lele gives up and smacks Joey, Joey calls her a golddigger and Timothy says this:
---> '''Timothy:''' I'm not saying she's a gold digger, but she ain't messing with no Oli's, know what I'm saying?
---> '''Oli:''' (proudly adjust his jacket) This is ''ostrich''!

* From Episode 8, ''All Out War'': Oli commenting on being fed up with Eva and Lele flirting with Colin, one of former owners of the house.

*** Lele and Eva have some golden one-liners about Colin.

* Oli, the GreatWhiteHunter, desperately tries to get a gun from Colin, but [[JerkAss Colin]] ignores him and gives his gun to Timothy, Oli is not pleased.

* From Episode 9, ''Wicked Hallucinations'': Lele and Eva attempting to calm Vincent, with Lele calling Vincent "sweetie" and Eva claiming that the group likes lightbulbs.
** From the same episode: After solving the first puzzle, Oli realizes that HE LEFT THE MAP THEY NEED IN THE GREENHOUSE. Cue Oli running to the greenhouse to get the map, only to—while running out to rejoin the others—trip and fall flat on his face. Lele can't help but snicker at Oli's fall.

[[folder: Season 2]]

* From Episode 1, ''The Masquerade, Part 1'': Oli ripping up his invitation to the dinner party, while Eva sets hers on fire.
---> '''Oli:''' No, no, no! I am NOT going to another party by Joey!
---> '''Eva:''' Not today, Satan!
---> '''Oli:''' Last time, eight people died! Worst house party ever!
** Also from the same episode: Gabbie's comment, while Alison is leading the group to the ballroom just after Liza was kidnapped by a vampire, is this:
--> '''Gabbie:''' Is nobody concerned about Liza? She literally just got taken by a really hot dude!
** ALSO from the same episode: While Alison is fighting a vampire, Jesse has this to say:
--> '''Jesse:''' Oh shit, should I help?

* Jesse and {{DeStorm}} are GenreSavvy
-> '''Jesse:''' [[BlackDudeDiesFirst You’re probably dying first.]]
->'''{{DeStorm}}:''' (annoyed groan) I know! God!

* From Episode 4, ''A Nation Divided'': While Alex and [=DeStorm=] compete to find the gem first to live in their death challenge, the rest of the guests watching from the balcony end up impromptu creating a song of nothing but the words "scoop and check" in an attempt to help them. Alex and [=DeStorm=] even take a moment to STOP AND DANCE TO THE SONG, despite the fact that they should be fighting for their lives.
* Earlier in Episode 4, Liza votes for [=DeStorm=] by HOLDING OUT THE ENTIRE DESTORM TAROT CARD PILE...WITH A COMPLETELY STRAIGHT FACE.
** Even earlier that episode, during CaptureTheFlag, Joey and Gabbie end up wrestling on the lawn. The behind the scenes records includes this gem:
--->'''Gabbie:''' You need this dress for the billboard, Joey!

* From Episode 5, ''The Gingerbread Woman'': Despite the fact that it's a death challenge, Liza and Tyler's eating contest is hilarious to watch, especially when you have both of them in the commentary increasingly complaining about stomachaches to the point of wanting to die than eat any more food.

* Also from Episode 5: When the Sorceress appears, Tana throws a lollipop at her. Seen as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome by the fandom, but also hilarious as the Sorceress is clearly miffed and yells at her to "pick it up!"

* From Episode 6, ''Endless Winter Night'': The guests, partway through the episode, have to collect tears from a fairy. In order to do so, they must make her laugh. After failed attempts at jokes and trying to look funny, they eventually end up chanting the spell they initially used to reach the fairy realm in a 'ratchet' style while dancing.

* From Episode 7, ''Automaton Love Story'': Jetpack Girl is funny to watch, given how she temporarily stunned Cedric to save the guests from his rampage when first appearing in the episode, how she describes the automaton bride breaking down and breaking her boss Cedric's heart in the process, and her reaction to Tyler accidentally stepping on a landmine.

* From Episode 9, ''The Dark Dimension'': Alex and later Andrea attempting to distract the Devourer is kind of hilarious to watch, just because of how silly it gets with the two taunting the Devourer and miming its actions from time to time.

[[folder: Season 3]]
* Matt, Nikita and Manny's confessional's throughout the episodes.

* "The Clowns Here Kill, Part 1": The Website/{{YouTube}}rs reacting to the invitation and its contents.
** "Bitch, where's my burger? I did not order this." - Nikita
** "Oh, bitch, what?" - Manny

* Also from the first episode, but when Calliope is talking about the Carnival Master and that he's on his way, Roi mistakingly believes she's talking about Blueberry, the plushy that Jc won at a carnival. Roi grabs Blueberry from Matt and hands it to Calliope.
--> '''[=Roi=]''': You can have it!
** Also, Calliope's entrance is her sneaking up on Colleen, [=MatPat=], Roi and Rosanna. Roi spots her and freaks out, scaring the others. Colleen gives Roi a DeathGlare before he apologises and points towards Calliope.

* Also from ''The Clowns Here Kill, Part 1'': [=MatPat=] attempting to stall after he and Rosanna get spotted by the clowns and had their Ferris wheel cart lowered to the ground, so they won't get killed by the clown waiting for them at the bottom with a sledgehammer.
--> '''[=MatPat=]:''' Oh, oh I'm having a hard time getting out of here. Oh, this is so hard. Oh, we're not stalling at all!

* ALSO from "The Clowns Here Kill, Part 1": When Joey, Roi, and Colleen are trying to free Colleen from her cuffs in the RV, the code for her handcuffs is: Milk, Life, Delicates. Colleen immediately knows what "Delicates" mean...
--> '''Colleen:''' Now I'm a lady. I know what that means. There's panties somewhere on this bus.
** This is followed by both Colleen AND Joey yelling at Roi (who is currently freed) to keep looking for panties on the bus!

--> '''Joey:''' [[TooMuchInformation How'd you know I'm wearing panties!?]]

* Yet another from ''The Clowns Here Kill, Part 1'': When the group encounters the first clown, Joey and Colleen express a fear of clowns, with Colleen even asking if anyone likes clowns. Cut to [=MatPat=] saying he finds clowns delightful.

* Kind of meta here, but in Episode 1 (as well), when the Killer Clown Clan attacked, Safiya fled to hide with the producers and camera crew.

---> '''[=MatPat=]:''' Oh, sure, now you're going to keep watch!

*** The third golden moment is when Mat looks back on the situation and realises that they could've handled the situation a lot better.
---> '''[=MatPat=]''': I mean I guess we could've found a stick or something [to dig into the poop instead of their BARE hands], but, you know... yeah, in retrospect we could've found a stick.

** Also, [[ButtMonkey Roi]] somehow [[EpicFail always being caught first.]]

* From Episode 2, ''The Clowns Here Kill, Part 2'': After everyone finds out they have a death challenge they need to vote people into, Jc tries to be rational about how to do it:
--> '''Jc:''' Are there any volunteers?

--> '''Jc''': How f#cked up would it be if Matt's the one who voted for me?
--> '''Matt:''' *laughs nervously*

* Teala constantly mispronouncing Safiya's name as "Sophia", which has become a running gag, much to the frustration of [[TranquilFury Safiya]].

* Mat gives a BadassBoast to the clowns while Jc is being tied up. Jc looks exceptionally smug as if saying 'yeah, that's my guy'.

* Manny and Colleen's commentary when the group is chasing down Bahar and capturing her in the beginning of Episode 3, ''Venomous Affections''.

** The look on Colleen’s face just says it all.

* From Episode 4, ''The Man With No Name'': Teala and Rosanna running for their lives from the Man With No Name during their death challenge is somewhat hilarious, especially with Rosanna screaming a whole lot while doing so.
** Actually, in general, EVERYONE screaming and running from The Man With No Name throughout the episode is pretty hilarious, including Nikita's strategy to lure the Man With No Name away from the rest of her team:
--> '''Nikita:''' Come here, Daddy!

--> '''[=MatPat=]:''' Yay I love finding severed body parts!

* From Episode 5, ''Strong Like A Demon'': After Rosanna and Safiya are captured and put in jail by the Strongman and his girlfriend, Veronica, the Strongman and Veronica take the time to make out with each other. [[CoverInnocentEyesAndEars Cue Safiya covering Rosanna's eyes so she doesn't have to watch]].
** The above doubles as a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}.
** Also from earlier in the same episode: The whole arm-wrestling contest between the guests is pretty funny to watch overall, especially the matches of Rosanna versus Colleen and Joey versus Manny.

* From Episode 6, ''Twin Dolls'': While Colleen is flirting with Mortimer (who previously flirted with Nikita in the first episode), Nikita has this to say:
--> '''Nikita:''' Honestly, Mortimer was like so one hour ago, so Colleen can have him.

* From Episode 7, ''Funhouse'': When the group goes to check the front door, Rosanna can be found bouncing up and down just to see because she was stuck behind her tall friends.

* Also from Episode 7: [=MatPat=] going first into the elevator and being spun around in it. His reaction:
--> '''[=MatPat=]''': SOMEONE STOP ME!
** Joey getting disoriented after ending up in the sideways room of the funhouse is also funny to watch.

** [=MatPat=] and Nikita in the cage, [=MatPat=] tries to climb his way out, only to fail pretty spectacularly. When Nikita joins him the two of them immediately begin to bicker.
---> '''[=MatPat=]:''' Anything in that giant bouffant of yours? (Nikita begins to put her nail in the lock)
---> '''[=MatPat=]:''' Oh, don't break a nail, girl!
---> '''Nikita:''' Oh, honey, these are reinforced acrylics.

* From Episode 8, ''Wicked Witches'': Joey attempting to act like a straight man to distract a witch in order for Nikita and Rosanna to get the bones they need to undo a curse.
** Another moment from the same scene: Afterwards, Nikita, Rosanna and Joey ALL mess up saying the word "gate" in their spell, resulting in them having to chant the spell all over again.

* Also from Episode 8, ''Wicked Witches'': Manny running around in the invisibility cloak and trying to find all the items he needs to undo the pig snout curse, as well as his commentary on trying to find said items.

* From Episode 10, ''The Carnival Master'': [=MatPat=] distracting the zombies, including him yelling "Zombieeee, ZOMBIEEEE" at one point.
** From the same episode: Nikita and [=MatPat=] attempting to guide Joey, who is blinded with the Hangman's Hood, around the zombies and three of the buildings in Everlock so he can complete a puzzle. The commentary is what makes it even more hilarious to watch.
** From the same episode: Nikita attempting to guide [=MatPat=], who is blinded with the Hangman's Hood back to Fat Man Slim's trying to get him to walk straight because he's the only straight one left.
---> '''Nikita:''' Walk straight.
---> '''[=MatPat=]:''' Okay!
---> '''Nikita:''' You're the only straight one left.
---> '''[=MatPat=]:''' I've been the only straight one left for a LONG time.
** The time cards for the flashback and the present are quite amusing as well.
---> '''Flashback:''' Oct 13th, 1978
---> '''Present:''' 40 Years Later
---> '''Present:''' Yet...Still in 1978

* In Alex's teaser, he stands next to a statue of some Ancient Greco-Roman statue of a woman, then proceeds to wrap his jacket around her exposed right breast. Not one that many comment on, but amusing nonetheless.
** Bretman's teaser has him trying to put lip gloss on what appears to be a ''Tyrannosaurus rex'' fossil.
* The previously dead guests coming back to life has too many gold moments to count
--->'''Colleen''': Last thing I can remember I was shoved into a box full of spikes by my ‘friends’!
--->'''Justine''': Sounds familiar.
--->'''Timothy''': Yeah, that’s how we killed Justine!

--->'''Justine'''(to Tana): I thought you died with vine?

--->'''[=DeStorm=]''': I got a bone to pick with you!
--->'''Alex''': You realise I killed both of you last time, right?
--->'''Gabbie''': That’s why were here and you’re there!

--->'''Colleen''': Don’t act so innocent Ro, you pushed me!
--->'''Rosanna'''(awkwardly spurts out some words): Uh, well, uh, technically everybody did...

* [[TheDitz Tana]] complaining about having to work with [[TokenEvilTeammate [=DeStorm=]]] and [[CloudCuckooLander Timothy]].
* After Rosanna gets grabbed by the mummy in Episode 2, she shouts for [[TokenEvilTeammate [=DeStorm=]'s]] help. [[TheStoic DeStorm]] takes one good look at the monster [[DirtyCoward before wisely deciding that this isn't his fight.]]

--->'''[=DeStorm=]:''' I could kick his ass, right. But I ain't saving nobody. I ain't captain-save-a-hoe!
* Episode 4: Tana shows off her bust and ''twerks'' in front of the Emperor, recalling a strange scene from Season 2 Episode 6. I.e. She FLIRTED with him, in front of his mother. Good Lord, girl.
** Later in the Etiquette Challenge, she invokes a LookBehindYou to throw some [[ItTastesLikeFeet disgusting dumplings]] behind her back.
* Also in Episode 4: When the guys are overhearing the rebels that just captured them, Mortimer tries to interrupt and buy time for them so they all don't get killed. Unfortunately, this results in the following:
--->'''Mortimer:''' Excuse me, I can't help but overhear...
--->'''One of the rebels:''' (immediately points a sword at his throat)
--->'''Mortimer:''' Alright, that's, uh, sort of my throat...

--->'''Alex:''' I still pee my bed.
--->'''Rebel:''' That is NOT useful information!

--->'''Joey=:''' It’s a spear that’s long, and that’s, uh, powerful…

* In Episode 4, the boys and girls are separated. Rosanna says they should form an all girls band.

--->'''Rosanna:''' I feel like Kill Bill! I should, like, poke him in the eye with a samurai sword!
--->'''Colleen:''' Oh, honey now were talking.
* Episode 6 has Mortimer turning to stone, but many viewers agree that the 'stone' version of him ''barely'' looks like him, which makes it hilarious.

** Bretman is in the lead at first in the death challenge...but when he gets to the third part of it, which is rowing the boat down the lake to get the Jolly Roger flag and back, ''he doesn't notice for several moments that his boat is still tied to the dock, despite rowing for his life.''
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---> '''Timothy:''' (begins to poke Matt like a teasing little kid) [[FoeYay Or maybe he]] [[ShipperOnDeck likes her!]]

** Bretman's teaser has him trying to put lip gloss on what appears to be a TyrannosaurusRex fossil.

* While Justine is defending herself saying that she's stupid, Matt says that [[StealthInsult no one is questioning the fact that she's stupid]], but that being stupid isn't a very good excuse.