History Funny / Eminem

29th Jul '16 10:24:04 PM xXwindsofchangeXx
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--> Em: C'mere baby... bring Daddy his Oscar.

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--> Em: C'mere baby... bring Daddy his [[Film/EightMile Oscar.]]
29th Mar '16 11:22:41 AM SenorCornholio
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* "Rain Man". [[CrossesTheLineTwice All of it.]]
--> *Dr. Dre falls asleep mid-beat*
--> Eminem: "Goddamn it Dre, where's the goddamn beat?"
--> Dr. Dre: [[DullSurprise "Yeah."]]
--> Eminem: "Anyway."
16th Feb '16 6:07:25 AM blarg227
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* Pretty much the entirety of "Big Weenie":
--> "Your mouth is open, you're disgusting / What the fuck d'you eat for lunch / A bunch of sweets or something, what? / You munch a bunch of Crunch'n Munch?"
18th Jan '16 3:35:49 PM Spinosegnosaurus77
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--> Em: We're gonna [[AssShove shove it up]] Ja Rule's [[AssShove ass!]]

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--> Em: We're gonna [[AssShove shove it up]] up Ja Rule's [[AssShove ass!]]
4th Jan '16 4:48:22 AM Spinosegnosaurus77
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* The reference to "Summer Girls" in "Marshall Mathers".
--> ''New Kids on the Block sucked alot of dick, boy/girl groups make me sick. And I can't wait to catch all you faggots in public. Imma love it.''

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* The reference to LFO's "Summer Girls" in "Marshall Mathers".
--> ''New Kids on the Block sucked alot a lot of dick, boy/girl groups make me sick. And I can't wait to catch all you faggots in public. Imma love it.''
25th Aug '15 3:27:07 AM PBMadCat
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* Equal parts CMOF and CMOA; according to one interviewer, Music/LilWayne was sent by God to teach people how to rap. Eminem was confused...
-->'''Eminem''': [[BlasphemousBoast I don't remember sending anybody]]...
4th Jul '15 10:05:06 PM Kif
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* From "Fast Lane" (by Bad Meets Evil):
-->''Shorty, when you dance, you got me captivated''
-->''Just by the way that you lickin' them dick-suckin' lips, I'm agitated''
-->''Aggravated to the point you don't suck my dick, you're gonna get decapitated''
-->''[[CrossesTheLineTwice Other words, you don't fucking give me head, then I'mma have to take it]]''
23rd Jun '15 6:59:44 AM Dhilla
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* The music video for "Without Me" from ''Music/TheEminemShow'', where Eminem plays a ridiculous superhero sidekick.
18th May '15 4:45:07 PM stuffedninja
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Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?
18th May '15 4:44:45 PM stuffedninja
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** "My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it? FUCK NO, you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut!"
Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?
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