History Funny / Eminem

18th Jan '16 3:35:49 PM Spinosegnosaurus77
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--> Em: We're gonna [[AssShove shove it up]] Ja Rule's [[AssShove ass!]]
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--> Em: We're gonna [[AssShove shove it up]] up Ja Rule's [[AssShove ass!]]
4th Jan '16 4:48:22 AM Spinosegnosaurus77
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* The reference to "Summer Girls" in "Marshall Mathers". --> ''New Kids on the Block sucked alot of dick, boy/girl groups make me sick. And I can't wait to catch all you faggots in public. Imma love it.''
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* The reference to LFO's "Summer Girls" in "Marshall Mathers". --> ''New Kids on the Block sucked alot a lot of dick, boy/girl groups make me sick. And I can't wait to catch all you faggots in public. Imma love it.''
25th Aug '15 3:27:07 AM PBMadCat
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Entirely fabricated incident. The two have an immense amount of respect for each other and have collaborated on the other's songs numerous times. Plus Lil Wayne is dope.
* Equal parts CMOF and CMOA; according to one interviewer, Music/LilWayne was sent by God to teach people how to rap. Eminem was confused... -->'''Eminem''': [[BlasphemousBoast I don't remember sending anybody]]...
4th Jul '15 10:05:06 PM Kif
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* From "Fast Lane" (by Bad Meets Evil): -->''Shorty, when you dance, you got me captivated'' -->''Just by the way that you lickin' them dick-suckin' lips, I'm agitated'' -->''Aggravated to the point you don't suck my dick, you're gonna get decapitated'' -->''[[CrossesTheLineTwice Other words, you don't fucking give me head, then I'mma have to take it]]''
23rd Jun '15 6:59:44 AM Dhilla
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* The music video for "Without Me" from ''Music/TheEminemShow'', where Eminem plays a ridiculous superhero sidekick.
18th May '15 4:45:07 PM stuffedninja
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Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?
18th May '15 4:44:45 PM stuffedninja
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** "My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it? FUCK NO, you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut!" Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?
26th Apr '15 6:45:34 PM Patachou
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* The ending of "Kill You".
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* The ending of "Kill You".You" from ''Music/TheMarshallMathersLP''.

* This little exchange in ''"Kim."'' --> Kim!! KIIIIIIMMM!! Why don't you like me? You think I'm ugly don't you? NO you think I'm ugly!!
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* This little exchange in ''"Kim."'' '' from ''Music/TheMarshallMathersLP''. --> Kim!! ''Kim!! KIIIIIIMMM!! Why don't you like me? You think I'm ugly don't you? NO you think I'm ugly!!ugly!!''

--> There goes Mommy splashing in the water! No more fighting with Daddy, no more restraining order!
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--> There ''There goes Mommy splashing in the water! No more fighting with Daddy, no more restraining order!order!''

--> New Kids on the Block sucked alot of dick, boy/girl groups make me sick. And I can't wait to catch all you faggots in public. Imma love it.
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--> New ''New Kids on the Block sucked alot of dick, boy/girl groups make me sick. And I can't wait to catch all you faggots in public. Imma love it.''

** Also in a sick, BlackHumor way, "Brain Damage", also from ''Music/TheSlimShadyLP''. [[GainaxEnding Especially the ending.]]
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** Also in a sick, BlackHumor BlackComedy way, "Brain Damage", also from ''Music/TheSlimShadyLP''. [[GainaxEnding Especially the ending.]]

--> Killed 'em both then smeared blood on the white Bronco ([[CrossesTheLineTwice We did it!]])
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--> Killed ''Killed 'em both then smeared blood on the white Bronco ([[CrossesTheLineTwice We did it!]])it!]]'')

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8QEX0Rmm48 I'm On Everything]]. Lyrical highlights include: Royce [[Film/TheHangover finding a tiger in his bathroom]] [[WhatDidIDoLastNight upon waking up]] then comparing himself to [[SuperMarioBrothers the Mario brothers]] in terms of shroom consumption, Em [[ToiletHumor letting one rip]] at the notion of sobering up, Em and Royce spelling out precisely how crazy they are ([[Music/GwenStefani B-A-N-A-N-A-S]] and C-O-C-O-N-U-T respectively), etc.
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8QEX0Rmm48 I'm On Everything]]. Lyrical highlights include: Royce [[Film/TheHangover finding a tiger in his bathroom]] [[WhatDidIDoLastNight upon waking up]] then comparing himself to [[SuperMarioBrothers [[VideoGame/SuperMarioBrothers the Mario brothers]] in terms of shroom consumption, Em [[ToiletHumor letting one rip]] at the notion of sobering up, Em and Royce spelling out precisely how crazy they are ([[Music/GwenStefani B-A-N-A-N-A-S]] and C-O-C-O-N-U-T respectively), etc.

* The Intro track to ''The Marshall Mathers LP'' is just your usual "I don't care what you think" rant, but it becomes this when [[CrossesTheLineTwice it promises that]] [[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou Slim Shady is going to kill you for no reason at the end.]]
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* The Intro track to ''The Marshall Mathers LP'' ''Music/TheMarshallMathersLP'' is just your usual "I don't care what you think" rant, but it becomes this when [[CrossesTheLineTwice it promises that]] [[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou Slim Shady is going to kill you for no reason at the end.]]

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* The Intro track to ''The Marshall Mathers LP'' is just your usual "I don't care what you think" rant, but it becomes this when [[CrossesTheLineTwice it promises that]] [[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou Slim Shady is going to kill you music video for no reason at the end.]]"Without Me" from ''Music/TheEminemShow'', where Eminem plays a ridiculous superhero sidekick.
26th Apr '15 1:01:45 PM stuffedninja
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* According to one interviewer, Music/LilWayne was sent by God to teach people how to rap. Eminem was confused...
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* According Equal parts CMOF and CMOA; according to one interviewer, Music/LilWayne was sent by God to teach people how to rap. Eminem was confused...
26th Apr '15 1:01:25 PM stuffedninja
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* In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wYNFfgrXTI the "When I'm Gone" video]], you get to hear Em's voice coming out of the mouth of his daughter. It's offsetting, to say the least.
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