History Funny / ElChavoDelOcho

3rd Dec '17 12:11:52 PM FoxBluereaver
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--> '''El Chavo:''' I present you this pistol in order to make you stupid the hill sons behind my three pest grails. For prince of fairytales, I shall maim thee brute, gonions arlic, and in your cow, fire teeths. That's why, I warm you in this leather that you keep the wine that I manly do love too.[[note]]I present you this epistle (formal letter) in order to make you too see the reasons behind my deepest wails. First thing I must detail, I shall pay tribute (to your beauty), glorious eyelids, and in your mouth, fiery lips. That's why, I warn you in this letter that you keep in mind that I really do love you.[[/note]]

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--> '''El Chavo:''' I present you this pistol in order to make you stupid the hill sons behind my three pest grails. For prince of fairytales, I shall maim thee brute, gonions arlic, and in your cow, fire teeths. That's why, I warm you in this leather that you keep the wine that I manly do love too.[[note]]I present you this epistle (formal letter) in order to make you too see the reasons behind my deepest wails. First thing I must detail, I shall pay tribute (to your beauty), glorious eyelids, and in your mouth, fiery lips. That's why, I warn you in this letter that you keep in mind that I really do love you.[[/note]][[/note]]
* At the end one of the school episodes, Professor Jirafales tells the kids to pick up their books, an proceeds to give this speech:
--> "As long as you hold a book in your hands, you'll be good people. Never let go of the books. As long as you hold a book in your hands, you'll be great, hard-working people. In other words, as long as you hold a book in your hands, you'll be like me. ''[Cue everyone dropping the books]''
30th Nov '17 11:02:44 AM AlinhoAlisson
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--> '''El Chavo:''' I present you this pistol in order to make you stupid the hill sons behind my three pest grails. For prince of fairytales, I shall maim thee brute, gonions arlic, and in your cow, fire teeths. That's why, I saint this leather that you keep the wine that I manly do love too.[[note]]I present you this epistle (formal letter) in order to make you too see the reasons behind my deepest wails. First thing I must detail, I shall pay tribute (to your beauty), glorious eyelids, and in your mouth, fiery lips. That's why, I say in this letter that you keep in mind that I really do love you.[[/note]]

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--> '''El Chavo:''' I present you this pistol in order to make you stupid the hill sons behind my three pest grails. For prince of fairytales, I shall maim thee brute, gonions arlic, and in your cow, fire teeths. That's why, I saint warm you in this leather that you keep the wine that I manly do love too.[[note]]I present you this epistle (formal letter) in order to make you too see the reasons behind my deepest wails. First thing I must detail, I shall pay tribute (to your beauty), glorious eyelids, and in your mouth, fiery lips. That's why, I say warn you in this letter that you keep in mind that I really do love you.[[/note]]
30th Nov '17 1:03:42 AM AlinhoAlisson
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* From the barber episode (1976), El Chavo cuts off La Chilindrina's hair and she starts wailing as usual. What sells it is that she starts picking hair off the ground and then she says "My hair, my pretty- ''Oh crud, this one ain't mine!''" in a complete normal tone, ''then'' she resumes wailing.

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* From the barber episode (1976), El Chavo cuts off La Chilindrina's hair and she starts wailing as usual. What sells it is that she starts picking hair off the ground and then she says "My hair, my pretty- ''Oh crud, this one ain't mine!''" in a complete normal tone, ''then'' she resumes wailing.wailing.
* During an episode from '97, La Chilindrina switches two letters: one was meant to be a romantic poem for Doña Florinda written by Professor Jirafales, and the other was meant to be a meat order from Don Ramón. Doña Florinda reads the meat order as Professor Jirafales comments that's how he imagines her, and Chavo reads the romantic poem all wrong.
--> '''El Chavo:''' I present you this pistol in order to make you stupid the hill sons behind my three pest grails. For prince of fairytales, I shall maim thee brute, gonions arlic, and in your cow, fire teeths. That's why, I saint this leather that you keep the wine that I manly do love too.[[note]]I present you this epistle (formal letter) in order to make you too see the reasons behind my deepest wails. First thing I must detail, I shall pay tribute (to your beauty), glorious eyelids, and in your mouth, fiery lips. That's why, I say in this letter that you keep in mind that I really do love you.[[/note]]
18th Nov '17 7:05:02 PM AlinhoAlisson
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** At the end, El Chavo and La Chilindrina have the bed sheet and the mask taken away, but El Chavo found something scarier - a photo of Doña Florinda. He then shows it to Quico, La Chilindrina and himself, and they all faint.

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** At the end, El Chavo and La Chilindrina have the bed sheet and the mask taken away, but El Chavo found something scarier - a photo of Doña Florinda. He then shows it to Quico, La Chilindrina and himself, and they all faint.faint.
* From the barber episode (1976), El Chavo cuts off La Chilindrina's hair and she starts wailing as usual. What sells it is that she starts picking hair off the ground and then she says "My hair, my pretty- ''Oh crud, this one ain't mine!''" in a complete normal tone, ''then'' she resumes wailing.
11th Oct '17 9:58:07 AM AlinhoAlisson
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-->'''*Everyone starts arguing*'''\\
'''Prof. Jirafales''': ''Silence!'' If we keep discussing like this, we'll stay here until it gets dark!\\
'''La Chilindrina''': (eloquently) No, it's the other case: ''from discussion, light is born!''\\

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-->'''*Everyone starts yelling and arguing*'''\\
'''Prof. Jirafales''': ''Silence!'' If we keep discussing arguing like this, we'll stay here until it gets dark!\\
'''La Chilindrina''': (eloquently) No, it's the other case: rather: ''from discussion, light is born!''\\



'''Prof. Jirafales''': Oh, thank goodn- ''[[DelayedReaction What?!]]''\\

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'''Prof. Jirafales''': Oh, thank goodn- ''[[DelayedReaction What?!]]''\\[[DelayedReaction What?!]]\\



'''Don Ramón''': ({{Beat}}) You said that.

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'''Don Ramón''': ({{Beat}}) ({{beat}}) You said that.
10th Oct '17 5:09:57 AM AlinhoAlisson
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** During the previous episode, we get the following exchange after TheReveal that El Chavo had run over Quico's cat:
-->'''*Everyone starts arguing*'''\\
'''Prof. Jirafales''': ''Silence!'' If we keep discussing like this, we'll stay here until it gets dark!\\
'''La Chilindrina''': (eloquently) No, it's the other case: ''from discussion, light is born!''\\
'''Doña Florinda''': You were saying, Professor...?\\
'''Prof. Jirafales''': I was thinking-\\
'''La Chilindrina''': [[DeadpanSnarker What a miracle!]]\\
'''Prof. Jirafales''': [[{{Catchphrase}} Tá-tá-tá-tá-tá!]] Is this the kind of education they teach you at home?!\\
'''La Chilindrina''': [[InsultBackfire No, this one, I learned at school]].\\
'''Prof. Jirafales''': Oh, thank goodn- ''[[DelayedReaction What?!]]''\\
'''Don Ramón''': (after spending the whole exchange laughing in the background) Chilindrina, please! What kind of respect is this with Professor Jirafales? Take in mind that no matter what, he's your teacher!\\
'''Prof. Jirafales''': Hold on, hold on, listen! What do you mean when you say "no matter what"?\\
'''Don Ramón''': That you continue from where you've been interrupted. You were thinking...\\
'''Prof. Jirafales''': (dumbfounded) I was? When?\\
'''Don Ramón''': ({{Beat}}) You said that.
5th Oct '17 2:31:38 PM AlinhoAlisson
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** Since the Brazilian dub runs on {{Woolseyism}}, we get hilarious exchanges like this: when El Chavo throws a shoe over the village, and La Chilindrina comes looking, this exchange happens:

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** Since the Brazilian dub runs on {{Woolseyism}}, we get hilarious exchanges like this: when El Chavo throws a shoe over the village, and once La Chilindrina comes looking, this exchange happens:



'''Don Ramón:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh sure, how could I not]]? Is it the one from '''Shoes Airlines?'''

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'''Don Ramón:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh sure, how could I not]]? Is it the one from '''Shoes Airlines?'''''Shoes Airlines?''
5th Oct '17 2:30:08 PM AlinhoAlisson
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** Since the Brazilian dub runs on {{Woolseyism}}, we get hilarious exchanges like this: when El Chavo throws a shoe over the village, and La Chilindrina comes looking, this exchange happens:
---> '''La Chilindrina:''' Listen, dad. Didn't you see a shoe flying around here?\\
'''Don Ramón:''' Look, I don't even have time to- ({{Beat}}) ''What'' was flying around?\\
'''La Chilindrina:''' A shoe.\\
'''Don Ramón:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh sure, how could I not]]? Is it the one from '''Shoes Airlines?'''
17th Feb '17 6:43:06 PM Siggu
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* In one episode, Chilindrina calls Don Ramon "Measles" after he hit El Chavo, because "Measles only hit little kids!". Later, when Doña Florinda hits Don Ramón, she calls her "Rehumatism". "Because rheumatism only hits the elderly!"

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* In one episode, Chilindrina calls Don Ramon "Measles" after he hit El Chavo, because "Measles only hit little kids!". Later, when Doña Florinda hits Don Ramón, she calls her "Rehumatism". "Because rheumatism only hits the elderly!"elderly!"
* Every time [[TheDitz Quico]] accidentally acknowledges his own idiocy. Some notable examples are:
** In "El alumno más inteligente", after Quico mocks Ñoño for being fat...
---> '''Ñoño:''' And I don't answer back because I don't like arguing with an idiot.\\
'''Quico:''' The one that is arguing with an idiot '''IS YOU'''! ''(proudly looks away [[DelayedReaction until he realizes what he said]])
** Twice in the second part of "Pintando la vecindad", during an exchange between La Chilindrina and Profesor Jirafales. In both cases, [[DelayedReaction he eventually realizes about what he said]]:
---> '''La Chilindrina:''' El Chavo is so infuriating! He's capable of making the most stupid kid in the world get angry!\\
'''Quico:''' ''(who was cleaning the front door of his home)'' Yeah, me.\\
'''Profesor Jirafales:''' There are no stupid kids, Chilindrina. There are people who are more intelligent and there are people who are less intelligent.\\
'''La Chilindrina:''' [[DeadpanSnarker And where do you place Quico?]]\\
'''Quico:''' Yeah, Professor! Where do you place me?
** In "La casa de la bruja", La Chilindrina asks El Chavo and Quico to help her deliver a newspaper to Doña Clotilde, but they are scared about what they may find out:
---> '''La Chilindrina:''' We need to think a plan.\\
'''Quico:''' ''(worried)'' Me too?\\
'''La Chilindrina:''' No, Quico. I cannot ask you for impossibles.\\
'''Quico:''' ''(relieved)'' Ah, thank goodness.
* In the second half of "Los cuentos de terror", El Chavo and La Chilindrina use a bed sheet and a mask to pretend to be a ghost and a monster and scare everyone in the vecindad. This has several gems:
** Doña Clotilde being the only one that realizes who the "ghost" actually is, and even plays TheComicallySerious by stealing the bed sheet from El Chavo (as he had his eyes closed) to scare him.
** Doña Florinda faints upon seeing El Chavo as the ghost. Later, once she starts to regain conciousness, La Chilindrina arrives with her monster mask on and Doña Florinda faints ''again''.
** When La Chilindrina arrives with her mask on, El Chavo gets the garrotera. Later, when La Chilindrina explains that she is using a mask, El Chavo asks her to take it off. While El Chavo looks for his bed sheet, La Chilindrina takes the mask off, but then El Chavo says she is still wearing it.
** At the end, El Chavo and La Chilindrina have the bed sheet and the mask taken away, but El Chavo found something scarier - a photo of Doña Florinda. He then shows it to Quico, La Chilindrina and himself, and they all faint.
7th Feb '17 8:17:11 PM erforce
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** Speaking of Don Ramón boxing, there's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBVpPLD247k this scene]]. Never the Film/{{Rocky}} theme was ever played so hilariously.

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** Speaking of Don Ramón boxing, there's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBVpPLD247k this scene]]. Never the Film/{{Rocky}} ''Film/{{Rocky}}'' theme was ever played so hilariously.
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