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6th Nov '15 6:38:42 PM DesertDragon
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** Despite being ecstatic at the prospect of becoming a grandmother, Cookie does ''not'' appreciate Lucious mocking her age and figure. So, she mocks him right back.

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** Despite being ecstatic at the prospect of becoming a grandmother, grandmother (for real this time), Cookie does ''not'' appreciate Lucious mocking her age and figure. So, she mocks him right back.
15th Oct '15 8:57:57 AM karategal
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-->'''Cookie:''' Shut up! Look at your fat stomach! Tell me a grandma that got an ass like this.

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-->'''Cookie:''' Shut up! Look at your fat stomach! Tell me a grandma that got an ass like this.this.
** She slaps her ass on the way out, too. And Lucious looks more than a little upset at her comment about his fat stomach.
15th Oct '15 8:55:34 AM karategal
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-->'''Cookie:''' Shut up! Look at your fat stomach!

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-->'''Cookie:''' Shut up! Look at your fat stomach!stomach! Tell me a grandma that got an ass like this.
15th Oct '15 8:52:18 AM karategal
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-->'''Cookie:''' Prison.

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-->'''Cookie:''' Prison.Prison.
* "Poor Yorick"
** Despite being ecstatic at the prospect of becoming a grandmother, Cookie does ''not'' appreciate Lucious mocking her age and figure. So, she mocks him right back.
-->'''Cookie:''' Oh, you know what!? Call me that again and I'll snatch your tongue out of your throat. Grandpa!
-->'''Lucious:''' Grandma! Grandma!
-->'''Cookie:''' Shut up! Look at your fat stomach!
8th Oct '15 8:32:52 AM DesertDragon
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* In "The Devils Are Here", Cookie gets Anika to [[BiTheWay seduce]] lesbian billionaire Mimi Whiteman for her financial backing, but the plot fails when Mimi ends up siding with Lucious anyway, leading to Cookie's priceless reaction:

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* In "The Devils Are Here", Here":
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Cookie gets Anika to [[BiTheWay seduce]] lesbian billionaire Mimi Whiteman for her financial backing, but the plot fails when Mimi ends up siding with Lucious anyway, leading to Cookie's priceless reaction:



-->'''Hakeem:''' (incredulous) This ain't even your house!

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-->'''Hakeem:''' (incredulous) This ain't even your house!house!
* "The Fires of Heaven":
** Cookie's Drill Sargent Nasty choreography routine with Mirage a Trois. She even makes them do ''push ups'' to whip them into order. And it ''works''.
-->'''Hakeem:''' Where'd you learn all that?
-->'''Cookie:''' Prison.
5th Oct '15 5:38:47 AM culturalrebel
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-->'''Cookie:''' Anita, dance with her!

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-->'''Cookie:''' Anita, dance with her!her!
** [[spoiler: Jamal throwing his family out of the family home isn't funny, but Hakeem's priceless reaction is.]]
-->'''Hakeem:''' (incredulous) This ain't even your house!
1st Oct '15 9:26:34 AM creader
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[[AC:Season 1]]




[[AC:Season 2]]



** For that matter, Anika being the ButtMonkey throughout the episode was hilarious, such as Mimi accidentally calling her Anita and Cookie just ''goes with it.''

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** For that matter, Anika being the ButtMonkey throughout the episode was hilarious, such as Mimi accidentally calling her Anita "Anita" and Cookie just ''goes with it.''
24th Sep '15 10:49:29 PM DesertDragon
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-->'''Cookie''': What can you do, Yoko? Can you play the tambourine?

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-->'''Cookie''': What can you do, Yoko? Can you play the tambourine?tambourine?
* In "The Devils Are Here", Cookie gets Anika to [[BiTheWay seduce]] lesbian billionaire Mimi Whiteman for her financial backing, but the plot fails when Mimi ends up siding with Lucious anyway, leading to Cookie's priceless reaction:
-->'''Cookie:''' I thought I told you to sleep with her!
-->'''Anika:''' I did!
-->'''Cookie:''' You can't even dyke right.
** For that matter, Anika being the ButtMonkey throughout the episode was hilarious, such as Mimi accidentally calling her Anita and Cookie just ''goes with it.''
-->'''Anika:''' Actually, my name is--
-->'''Cookie:''' Anita, dance with her!
24th Sep '15 10:49:29 PM DesertDragon
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15th Jul '15 12:22:28 PM FierceArtist
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* In the second episode, Lucious and Anika give rapper Kid Fo-Fo advice on how to handle the controversy surrounding the lyrical content of his music in the board room, Cookie simply marches in and gives the opinion that they should just fire him because she considers him terrible anyway. This starts off a small exchange between Cookie and Kid Fo-Fo, and two nearly come to blows before Lucious personally escorts her out of the board room.

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* In the second episode, Lucious and Anika give rapper Kid Fo-Fo advice on how to handle the controversy surrounding the lyrical content of his music in the board room, Cookie simply marches in and gives the opinion that they should just fire him because she considers him terrible anyway. This starts off a small exchange between Cookie and Kid Fo-Fo, and the two nearly come to blows before Lucious personally escorts her out of the board room.
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