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9th Jan '17 6:41:10 AM GothicProphet
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* Lucius's spymaster arranges to meet him in a men's bathroom. Lucius is not amused.
* Severus writing a letter about Harry to Fudge and pretending it's from Lucius. Fudge then goes and thanks Lucius for bringing the matter to his attention. Lucius doesn't know what he's talking about.
* Lily and James posthumously getting their revenge on Dumbledore by bequeathing him [[spoiler: "Bertie Botts' Every Flavour But Lemon Drop Beans"]]. [[BigNo Dumbledore's reaction is just as funny.]]
9th Jan '17 6:37:36 AM GothicProphet
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!The TV Show

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!!The ''Literature/HarryPotter'' [[FanFic/{{Empire}} fanfic]]:
* Harry trying to guess what each subject is about by its name. He decides "Herbology" is about dissecting people named Herb, "Transfiguration" has something to do with cross-dressing, and "Charms" is learning how to flirt. He's disappointed to learn he couldn't be more wrong.

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** She slaps her ass on the way out, too. And Lucious looks more than a little upset at her comment about his fat stomach.

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** She slaps her ass on the way out, too. And Lucious looks more than a little upset at her comment about his fat stomach.stomach.
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6th Nov '15 6:38:42 PM DesertDragon
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** Despite being ecstatic at the prospect of becoming a grandmother, Cookie does ''not'' appreciate Lucious mocking her age and figure. So, she mocks him right back.

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** Despite being ecstatic at the prospect of becoming a grandmother, grandmother (for real this time), Cookie does ''not'' appreciate Lucious mocking her age and figure. So, she mocks him right back.
15th Oct '15 8:57:57 AM karategal
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-->'''Cookie:''' Shut up! Look at your fat stomach! Tell me a grandma that got an ass like this.

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-->'''Cookie:''' Shut up! Look at your fat stomach! Tell me a grandma that got an ass like this.this.
** She slaps her ass on the way out, too. And Lucious looks more than a little upset at her comment about his fat stomach.
15th Oct '15 8:55:34 AM karategal
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-->'''Cookie:''' Shut up! Look at your fat stomach!

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-->'''Cookie:''' Shut up! Look at your fat stomach!stomach! Tell me a grandma that got an ass like this.
15th Oct '15 8:52:18 AM karategal
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-->'''Cookie:''' Prison.

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-->'''Cookie:''' Prison.Prison.
* "Poor Yorick"
** Despite being ecstatic at the prospect of becoming a grandmother, Cookie does ''not'' appreciate Lucious mocking her age and figure. So, she mocks him right back.
-->'''Cookie:''' Oh, you know what!? Call me that again and I'll snatch your tongue out of your throat. Grandpa!
-->'''Lucious:''' Grandma! Grandma!
-->'''Cookie:''' Shut up! Look at your fat stomach!
8th Oct '15 8:32:52 AM DesertDragon
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* In "The Devils Are Here", Cookie gets Anika to [[BiTheWay seduce]] lesbian billionaire Mimi Whiteman for her financial backing, but the plot fails when Mimi ends up siding with Lucious anyway, leading to Cookie's priceless reaction:

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* In "The Devils Are Here", Here":
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Cookie gets Anika to [[BiTheWay seduce]] lesbian billionaire Mimi Whiteman for her financial backing, but the plot fails when Mimi ends up siding with Lucious anyway, leading to Cookie's priceless reaction:



-->'''Hakeem:''' (incredulous) This ain't even your house!

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-->'''Hakeem:''' (incredulous) This ain't even your house!house!
* "The Fires of Heaven":
** Cookie's Drill Sargent Nasty choreography routine with Mirage a Trois. She even makes them do ''push ups'' to whip them into order. And it ''works''.
-->'''Hakeem:''' Where'd you learn all that?
-->'''Cookie:''' Prison.
5th Oct '15 5:38:47 AM culturalrebel
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-->'''Cookie:''' Anita, dance with her!

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-->'''Cookie:''' Anita, dance with her!her!
** [[spoiler: Jamal throwing his family out of the family home isn't funny, but Hakeem's priceless reaction is.]]
-->'''Hakeem:''' (incredulous) This ain't even your house!
1st Oct '15 9:26:34 AM creader
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[[AC:Season 1]]




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** For that matter, Anika being the ButtMonkey throughout the episode was hilarious, such as Mimi accidentally calling her Anita and Cookie just ''goes with it.''

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** For that matter, Anika being the ButtMonkey throughout the episode was hilarious, such as Mimi accidentally calling her Anita "Anita" and Cookie just ''goes with it.''
24th Sep '15 10:49:29 PM DesertDragon
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-->'''Cookie''': What can you do, Yoko? Can you play the tambourine?

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-->'''Cookie''': What can you do, Yoko? Can you play the tambourine?tambourine?
* In "The Devils Are Here", Cookie gets Anika to [[BiTheWay seduce]] lesbian billionaire Mimi Whiteman for her financial backing, but the plot fails when Mimi ends up siding with Lucious anyway, leading to Cookie's priceless reaction:
-->'''Cookie:''' I thought I told you to sleep with her!
-->'''Anika:''' I did!
-->'''Cookie:''' You can't even dyke right.
** For that matter, Anika being the ButtMonkey throughout the episode was hilarious, such as Mimi accidentally calling her Anita and Cookie just ''goes with it.''
-->'''Anika:''' Actually, my name is--
-->'''Cookie:''' Anita, dance with her!
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